Matty's Never Ending Pasta Marathon
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- Опубліковано 2 бер 2024
- IT AIN’T SPRING YET THESE PASTA DISHES WILL WARM YOU UP AND MAYBE BURN THE ROOF OF YOUR MOUTH IF YOU’RE NOT CAREFUL PLEASE BE CAREFUL THIS IS MY MARCH MADNESS ON COOKIN’ SOMETHIN’
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Picking the shell up off the floor, a master-level move, licking it before putting it back in the pan? Grandmaster-level move. He can't be stopped!
😂It's getting cooked anyways, right?
He did what any blue collar, working class person would do. True man of the peeps!
I’ve dropped a piece of fried chicken on the floor and picked it up and ate it lol I’m not wasting that 😂😂😂
big facts lmao
It's 11 AM and I am waaayyy to high for this intro. Lots of luv from ON, Canada.🤟
😆 🤣 😂 same "problem", same place
Same here brother
I’m waay too sober for that intro ❤️
Felt like I opened a portal
the bugs are in your skin
Scream at me, Food Daddy
😂😂😂
From "guaranteed to get you laid" lasagna to "hate fu*k" lasagna we love to see the growth 🙏
Do I know how to cook?
No
Do i watch matty with a burning passion?
Yes
Coooking is ez bossssss
Just try! Taste along the way and you get better fast. Sooooo many 1/10 difficulty meals on youtubes. Lots from matty.
Bolognese is eeeeeeasy. U just have to sit there and stir.
Hardest part is boiling noodles for 8 mins instead of the 10 the box says for "al dente" so u dont get mushy noods when u cook it more :)
Give it shot sometime lol. It’s not that hard to get to the level of making simple good tasting recipes
My son is 1 year old and gives me and my wife a heck of a time when feeding him. He won't eat unless he has something in his hand to play with (and it needs to be something he hasn't played with before). In the last 2 weeks, I've been putting your videos on for feedings and he's so entertained by your videos that he eats with ease now, thank you Matty! I've been watching your videos for 4 years now and I'm glad I get to enjoy teaching my son about your vocabulary :P But more importantly, thank you for the years of entertainment and giving me something to enjoy with my son. Much love!
I hope that one day I can take him to visit Canada and eat at all your restaurants.
First words: get you laid lasagne 😂❤ Love it!
Glad to hear Matty hasn't forgotten about the Just A Dash Season 3 feature length film. Can't wait for it!
Matty is Canada's gift to the world. We need this man on a stamp
Matty, can you adopt me please. I am a 50 year old boy (in my heart I am 9 years old tops) and I love you - like a father. Or a son. I can adopt you too.
You make my days so much better. Thank you dude. ❤❤❤
Matty has the best wardrobe ever!
It was somebody else’s (or maybe several somebody else’s) best wardrobe before it became Matty’s.
The breadcrumbs soaking up the fat. Holy. Snap.
The steam coming out of Matty's mouth nearly killed me!
JUST A DASH!!!! Greatest cooking show of all time. Please billionaires
You're the best Matty, showing us your 'failures' along with triumphs. It really sets you apart.
Love getting stoned and eating pizza watching cooking shows. Especially Matty, and Bourdain. But with Bourdain I want a drink too
I made Carol's stuffed shells. The lemon zest really sets it off. Love that recipe...love you Carol
MICHELLLLLEELELELELEE!!!!!!!1!!1!!1!
I miss her, she was hilarious
You have a beautiful family. I love watching you cook.
But most importantly... A dash of love ❤
Remember that time Trishy trolled Matthew from the other room?
Ah, the ol’ Billy Zane game. Trishy is a gem.
We need a compilation of all them mouth burning scenes. Flat out every time. Love the editing on it
Never a fail! Love it!! Cheese sauce.. Ok. Im in.. And shopping now. Cheers mate! Love from Aus!
LOVE YOU MATTY! You made me laugh a few times and that's not an easy thing to do. When that shell fell and you picked it up, I thought he should lick it and throw it back in......and that's exactly what you did. That right there is one of the many reasons why I got nothin' but love.
Matty just finished watching S1 of the Bear. You are literally doing Gods work as producer. The fight scene with cousin is iconic. Thankyou 🙏🏽👏👏👏👏👏
Wait until you see the next season!!
Great video and hilarious! Much love...peace.
Maddie, I love you bro. You keep me laughing my a** off every time. I watch your show. Former dadhead here went to Jerry's funeral. If you're ever in south georgia hit me up
“As we say in Canada: FML” 😂😂 28:39
The best cooking show on the internet.
Always a great learning experience with matty matheson! 👏👏👏✌️😂
Matty bro that's a whole cup of olive oil. Take it easy my man!
Let's have your friend Benny Blanco sponsor
Okay so I love you and you are the spirit animal that posses me when I eat a 3.5 of mushrooms as soon as I get home from work knowing I have to eat food to function tomorrow
I love Matty,, his personality is amazing 🤩 I would love to see a video with his wife.. That poor lady 😂😂😂😂
dawg that looks incredible
Forget Just A Dash season 3. Bring on the fabled Just A Dash season 1 and 2 lost episodes!
My 5 year daughter & i like to watch your videos
Matty's "ooops" eyes are everything 😅😂❤
Looks frickin delicious!
Let me come cook with you! Lol (seriously though)
This shit is too funny brother. You taught me to have fun cooking again. Love ya Matty!
Yeah would be nice to to cook something with him. I would probably lose it half way through from just laughing my ass off tho 😂😂
Congrats on your awards!
CALLING ANY VC......Again please bring back JUST A DASH -SLUDGE needs to live and Matty yelling "MICHELLE!!!!!!!!!!!!" and special appearance with Master RANK
The captions are a nice touch.
Cookin somethin has become part of my pre church routine much love y'all 😄
That’s literally what I’m doing right now😂
So which one is breakfast lunch and dinner?
If you told me one individual would single handedly change my world point-of-view on a country, I would tell you that man is Matty "MothersluGGin" Matheson!
It's the tucked in mack trucks that adds this. 😂Then the intro
Hey Matty! What would be a good substitution if I don't have dried peppercinis?
Maddy just slays me. Picks up the pasta hits the floor gives it a lick just before it tosses in the pan and then looks at the camera with that shit eating grin he always has.😂😂😂
Riding a rollercoaster😂
On acid, with a buttplug in.
man i love watching your videos ,ive seen plenty and learned alot Salute MATTY
dude, the bol looks sick. Real similar to the "slow cooked" version I do. Except its got wine, cream, lamb and pork in it. Add a dash of fish sauce too for that extra falvour
Matty makes me so happy
Wow look at Matty repping Westchester NY with his tshirt!! Love it!! I wonder if that’s a real farm lolol love you Matty!!
Been watching since 2013 , munchies day . Great to see the growth. Miami,FL
Never had tuna noodle without it being cream of mushroom and peas in it
Lmao I love you Matty! I know you know the earth is flat! 🙌
Man I really miss the editing, notes, and facts that came with the old home style cookery videos
one of go too fusion meal is i do a Chorizo Carbonara n i do the tornado egg on top.
Watching that cheese sauce go from milk-white to mustard-yellow while Matty is saying a little goes a long way is was too funny
Great channel
I’m new to the channel. Love this loud talking, cursing mf’er who likes to eat sh!t that falls on the floor. You are my kind of cook MM!!
Random but I loved you in “The Bear” love your cooking too (:
I fuckin' love this guy.
Put my Ushanka on and poured up a humongo bowl of chicken bacon ranch pasta for this bad boy. Love you M Dawg ❤
😂 you rock bro!
I just had upper and lower jaw surgery and I miss food so much. I want this when I can finally eat 😂
You need a Netflix show!!!
7:50 😂😂😂 talk about googley eyes
Dude is w/t the Fauss looks good 👍
Bolognese & shells? I can do that. 🤔🥰🙋🏽♀️
What is the tune based off at 15:04?
JAD the best thang on you tube
Matty, I hope you find peace soon sir. I love you like a friend I've known for a lifetime. Just know, you are enough. You've done enough. We will always request more. You will provide, as you love the feeling that reciprocates. Just know that I understand. I appreciate you for failing until you made it. GREAT JOB!
"that real hate f**king".. I shall use this going forward lol
The shell on the floor😂😂😂
Omg how did I not know this man had his own youtube channel?? What the heck and also, yaaaahs.
I need a Matty and Gordan collab asap!
wish I could have party with Matty would be crazy
"Japan, very respectful,. Italy,psychopaths!" For the second when he said that about Italy i was like "hey"😧 Then I thought about my Grandma and I had to agree.😅
I used to add American cheese to stabilize my cheese sauces, but I recently bought some sodium citrate instead. Just start with a cup of milk, warm it up, mix in a couple teaspoons of sodium citrate, mix in your cheeses and seasonings and bam, cheese sauce.
Where is that Italian beef from the show Matty I NEED IT
Been saying this for years Japanese and Italian food go hand in hand
Matty on the Omelette could you not drop a couple of extra egg yolks on top right before you fold it and the residual heat might be enough to warm the yolks through
Earlier today I captured a mouse and ate its mind. It’s a good tip to locate the nearest block of cheese.
The entire rind 😮
! Best
Yeahhhhh!
That intro has more science in it than any Bill Nye episode every. And that's a fact.... So don't look it up!
goooooood
Matty has no fear when it comes to butter
🔥
I've never heard anyone yell so excitedly about tuna casserole in my entire 43 1/2 years of existence 🤣🤣🤣
GOD BLESS MATTY MATHESON !!👊🏼👊🏼👊🏼🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸
I fucking loved just a dash. Everything else fucking SUCKKKSSS. But you rock Matty😘
I fucking love you!!!!! Thank you!!!
Okay wait when matty starts talking number theory i know were all awakening at the same time
Is Matty paying homage to the Canadian trucker? lol Much love Matty
God damnnn ❤️
lub u mr matty
Am I Canadian if I say FML, too? 😂
Only can Matty drop a pasta shell on the floor pick it up lick it and plop it back into the reciepe no other chef can do this. only matty