15 GI Joe Classified Figures Hasbro Should Make | DEEP CUTS Part ONE

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  • Опубліковано 8 лип 2024
  • Here are 15 GI Joe Classified Action Figures Hasbro should make but probably won’t. GI Joe Classified is the best action figure series around and is always reinventing itself, but there are some ideas they might not touch. Here are some obscure and semi-obscure characters from the comics written by Larry Hama, cartoons, and other mediums that would make great action figures and please the fans.
    #gijoeclassified, #gijoe, #hasbro, #hoodedcobracommander, #gijoeclassifiedseries, #wishlist
    This is a message to the team at Hasbro: Please take a look and consider some of these ideas.
    Hopefully, this post will generate a conversation and you will get even more ideas from the comments below.
    00:00 Intro
    00:46 --Hooded Cobra Commander
    02:32 --Cold Slither
    04:10 --Headman, The Cobra Drug Dealer
    05:59 --Extensive Enterprises, Tomax & Xamot Paoli
    06:58 -- October Guard --Horrorshow and Dragonski
    09:56 -- Crimson Guard Fred
    11:50 -- Billy Kessler
    13:34 -- Joe Colton
    14:32 -- Pythona
    16:57 -- Scarface Troop Builder
    17:52 -- Dr. Venom and The Brainwave Scanner Deluxe
    19:16 -- Kwinn
    20:47 -- Mystery Number 2
    21:57 -- My most wanted figure they probably won't make is....
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  • @DestroIsMySpiritAnimal
    @DestroIsMySpiritAnimal  8 місяців тому +5

    Hey all, just made a SEQUEL to this video, from YOUR COMMENTS. These are some deep, deep cuts....
    ua-cam.com/video/AgsLBXQxh-o/v-deo.htmlsi=OC_vT-sFYrvWJwB_

    • @George-de6hd
      @George-de6hd 7 місяців тому +1

      What about hard and blind master

    • @PontFlair
      @PontFlair 7 місяців тому

      ​@@George-de6hdSoft Master as well.

    • @PontFlair
      @PontFlair 7 місяців тому +1

      We need a real Nemesis Enforcer!! He wasn't short & stocky/chubby.
      He's tall & slim. He should be taller than Gung-Ho's action figure.

  • @keithp7794
    @keithp7794 9 місяців тому +78

    Why do people go to klan mask? Even as a kid I always thought it was an executioners mask.

    • @ghostman5620
      @ghostman5620 9 місяців тому

      Because Black Lives Matter has scared the piss out of corporations.

    • @corneilusmcgillicuddy
      @corneilusmcgillicuddy 9 місяців тому +1

      "People," don't think it's a Klansman's hood. The only muthafuckas who believe that bullshit are Lorenzo di Bonaventura, Mike Ryan, three dudes that belong to one of the JOE F.B. groups that I'm in, and a muthafucka at Hasbro who believes there will be a big hue and cry from black people if the hooded C.C. was ever released.

    • @danieldabbs6214
      @danieldabbs6214 9 місяців тому

      I'm with ya. Those who go right to a Klang mask I feel have some underlying hate in them lol. It's strange. Je looks bad ass an nothing about cobra commander says Klan

    • @scottmoore1614
      @scottmoore1614 9 місяців тому +15

      It’s a very cool look for CC. I always preferred it over the visor/helmet.

    • @JeremyCollinsworth
      @JeremyCollinsworth 9 місяців тому

      You were a weird kid.

  • @milesmcdaniel2846
    @milesmcdaniel2846 9 місяців тому +27

    I'm a black guy that loves me some Hooded Cobra Commander. So yes, please Hasbro make a Hooded Cobra Commander(and battle suit).

    • @DestroIsMySpiritAnimal
      @DestroIsMySpiritAnimal  9 місяців тому +6

      Right? I don't get it.

    • @JUSLOFI
      @JUSLOFI 4 місяці тому

      "I'm a black guy" 🙄 - Thanks for being one of the "good ones"

  • @BeastWreck
    @BeastWreck 9 місяців тому +24

    I’m eagerly awaiting ALL the Cobra-La characters! I loved the curveball of their introduction in the movie.

    • @Lazrael32
      @Lazrael32 9 місяців тому +4

      even if the concept was out of nowhere, i always thought the villains and their designs were great. I had no belief that cobra could win against joe, but the way cobra la threw them around i thought they might lose to them. (i was like 5 at the time so....). i think more joe fans would enjoy them than hasbro may think. it's the crazy stuff they tryed after that that most of us don't care for (but might still grab as a novelty). like head man. I personally would love to get an arklon and overlord figures!

    • @natwolf687
      @natwolf687 9 місяців тому +4

      Cobra La is the worst thing ever.

  • @lonedragon3261
    @lonedragon3261 9 місяців тому +11

    I keep saying we need a nice Deluxe Alpine figure (including yodeling hands).
    Alpine's voice actor is 93...let's get on this soon!
    Also, Bazooka needs his buddy!

  • @frostmirage7878
    @frostmirage7878 9 місяців тому +9

    1. Hooded CC
    2. Alpine
    3. Dial-Tone
    4. Pythona (all of Cobra-la)
    5. Mercer, Red Dog & Taurus
    6. Ninja Force Zartan !!!
    7. Cold Slither (with instruments)
    8. Thrasher & Thunder Machine!!!
    9. Oktober Guard( cómic version)
    10. Storm Shadow from the game with the Tattoos on his arm
    11. Monkey Wrench
    12. Road Pig
    13. Voltar
    14. Mainframe
    15. Iron Grenadiers!!!

    • @Weremoogle
      @Weremoogle 9 місяців тому

      Nice list. Some of these are already confirmed.

  • @KokoandFooFoo
    @KokoandFooFoo 9 місяців тому +9

    I always thought Hooded Cobra Commander looked more like those old school medieval executioners. As a kid of the 80's growing up with the original cartoon series, I would personally love - and maybe they could make this a SDCC exclusive - The Viper (Wiper). His appearance in that one episode in Season 1 was so memorable to me; giving simple non-descript updates via telephone about his arrival to wash Barbeque's windows but the Joes thinks it's a cryptic message from a new enemy and they somehow manage to decode a simple harmless message into foiling several Cobra plans, and even Cobra is questioning who The Viper is. The Joes set up a huge barricade around Barbeque's place and when The Viper shows up, he's a little harmless old man with a bucket and squeegee and all the Joes just LOL.

  • @anionhero
    @anionhero 9 місяців тому +6

    I love your idea about Quinn. He was a favorite character of mine from the comics. DR Venom with Brainwave modifier is also a good one.

  • @rab3137
    @rab3137 9 місяців тому +8

    Hooded cobra commander would be awesome.

  • @Chris-dz3rs
    @Chris-dz3rs 9 місяців тому +5

    I swear ,out of all the classified figures I've bought/ recieved,only one has not had bent weapons ,but I'm still a fan.
    But I swear ,l draw the line at getting weapons that are bent and NEON COLORED!!
    Neon weapons were the beginning of the end for the original line.
    Hasbro ,we need a weapons/accessories pack !!

  • @Durteedurtydurt
    @Durteedurtydurt 9 місяців тому +4

    They should make Snake-eyes in the green fatigues and hat with a swappable burnt head.

  • @StarJoes
    @StarJoes 9 місяців тому +5

    I think we will get a hooded Cobra Commander.
    I’m not big on Cobra-La either, but I would love a Pythona and Nemesis Enforcer figure.
    Would LOVE a Billy and Kwinn figure. Would love the Oktober Guard also.

  • @kenrobinson7563
    @kenrobinson7563 9 місяців тому +4

    I’m black born in 2000 cobra commander never gave me klan vibes sigma 6 introduced me to joes even more so all the people I’ve met through collecting figures now always dope hearing about their childhood joe stories

    • @DestroIsMySpiritAnimal
      @DestroIsMySpiritAnimal  9 місяців тому +2

      Oh yeah. Sigma six is actually a pretty solid line of figures. I got em too. Course I was in my twenties then, but they look great

  • @thelazymercenary
    @thelazymercenary 9 місяців тому +4

    Kwinn, Oktober Guard, Alpine, Blowtorch, Dial Tone, Roadpig, Monkeywrench, Raptor, Crystal Ball, Darklon, and SAW Viper.

  • @Mike_AfterTen
    @Mike_AfterTen 9 місяців тому +5

    Awesome List. I Need a “Grand Slam” (he’s from my home town) and they need to finish the other missing characters from the original 13 Joes !!

    • @DestroIsMySpiritAnimal
      @DestroIsMySpiritAnimal  9 місяців тому +1

      Yeah, They should do all 13 the way they did Rock N Roll. That is one of the best classified figures they ever made

  • @curseoffenrir
    @curseoffenrir 9 місяців тому +4

    Hooded Cobra Commander is coming, Hasbro just has to sell you every other version first. Uncircumcised makes sense, cobras have hoods. The helmet always struck me as battle gear, while the hood was for chillin at the base.
    The fudgee bar scene is probably my favorite from all episode, but then, I like Bazooka cause he’s kinda dumb haha.
    As for Headman, why not, DC has a guy with cocaine powers.
    Wait, Fred is blond? I thought he was ginger, I put a whole bunch of Kamakura heads on my squad.

    • @DestroIsMySpiritAnimal
      @DestroIsMySpiritAnimal  9 місяців тому +1

      Right? he needs a way to just hang out. You cant hang out in a battle helmet

  • @dustindustindontworry-jz8dh
    @dustindustindontworry-jz8dh 9 місяців тому +6

    Pythona is number 1 on my list of wants.

  • @tigephyfer2049
    @tigephyfer2049 9 місяців тому +6

    That Daina was a custom, not a hasbro figure. October Guard would be cool though.

    • @DestroIsMySpiritAnimal
      @DestroIsMySpiritAnimal  9 місяців тому +2

      Oh.. They fooled me. I was surprised to see it. That makes sense

    • @Adrian-Ghostwolf
      @Adrian-Ghostwolf 4 місяці тому

      @@DestroIsMySpiritAnimal, yeah, that Dana is an awesome figure. But it was custom made in limited run by fans for the May 2023 SoCal Joe Show.

  • @Sideswipe5236
    @Sideswipe5236 9 місяців тому +3

    Technoviper was always my favorite, I didn't think they were gonna do it but when they recently revealed that purple version and Big Boa I lost my mind, so all these characters you mentioned are definitely not out of the realm of them doing.

  • @Gothiczartan
    @Gothiczartan 9 місяців тому +2

    Don't forget 1984 Blowtorch, 1984 Deep Six, 1984 Rip Cord, 1985 Alpine, 1985 Keel Haul, 1987 Hardtop, 1987 Payload, 1989 Rock N Roll, 1982 Rock N Roll, 1982 Grunt, 1982 Breaker, 1991 Eco Warriors Flint, 1987 Jinx.

  • @ghostman5620
    @ghostman5620 9 місяців тому +3

    Cold Slither figs would make great "exclusives".
    But, our exclusives are Eels.

    • @DestroIsMySpiritAnimal
      @DestroIsMySpiritAnimal  9 місяців тому +1

      Right. Everything is an exclusive when you can't actually get your hands on anything. Still waiting on a damn Eel. Still pissed about Serpentor

  • @vincentchiriaco7637
    @vincentchiriaco7637 9 місяців тому +2

    The first one that came to mind was actually Cross Country. I know Hasbro would never dare touch him in his v1 costume ever again.

    • @catharsismachine
      @catharsismachine 9 місяців тому

      Oh you're so right. They are not touching Cross Country with a ten foot pole.

    • @DestroIsMySpiritAnimal
      @DestroIsMySpiritAnimal  8 місяців тому

      Yeah, You'll never get Cross Country. Can you imagine the shit storm they would get? Or maybe if they remove the General Lee from his belt

  • @secard4202
    @secard4202 9 місяців тому +1

    Lol at that specific Foley yell they used when the snow trooper gets grabbed.

  • @Chris23513
    @Chris23513 9 місяців тому +3

    The simple anwser is Cobra's have hoods and Cobra Commander wears a hood. Nothing to do with the klan esp. Because Cobra is an equal opportunity employer- remember Lt. Claymoore?

  • @haydentcem
    @haydentcem 7 днів тому +1

    A GI Joe and GI Jane two pack would be the dream

  • @theTemplar08
    @theTemplar08 9 місяців тому +2

    Iron greneders destroy, snake cobra commander (movie), the rocky balboa figure we didn’t get.

  • @shannonwilson6216
    @shannonwilson6216 9 місяців тому +4

    I’d love to see The Gamesmaster, Colonel Slash, and Zandar as future action figures.

  • @mgshock
    @mgshock 9 місяців тому +2

    I'd love a Cobra Commander in his later Devil's Due run design. Of course it's hood only, so....

  • @ihatelittletitties
    @ihatelittletitties 5 місяців тому +1

    They need to make Sci-fi, such a cool joe. The dude even has a drone.

  • @lonedragon3261
    @lonedragon3261 9 місяців тому +7

    Another Idea I head was a sort of "Undercover" subline, though some of the figures aren't undercover, just alt uniforms. Any time a Cobra agent was in disguise, Joes in civilian clothes (Barbecue), and alt terrain uniforms, like Baroness and Lady Jaye in diving suits and the same in arctic gear...a lot of characters from either side could have winter gear or divesuits.

    • @DestroIsMySpiritAnimal
      @DestroIsMySpiritAnimal  9 місяців тому +4

      I like that. Especially for Lady Jaye. She's always undercover

    • @lonedragon3261
      @lonedragon3261 9 місяців тому +1

      @@DestroIsMySpiritAnimalProblem is, they over made her and she shelfwarmed so not likely to get one more version, much less Snow, SCUBA AND disguise...

    • @rach4carlos
      @rach4carlos 9 місяців тому

      All they would need to do is make an arctic female body and put multiple headsculpt with it; Lady Jaye, Scarlett, Cover Girl.

  • @lonedragon3261
    @lonedragon3261 9 місяців тому +4

    Hasbro won't comment on why they won't make a hooded Cobra Commander. My theory is, they don't want to pony up to Bandai-Namco for the rights to put Inky on Cobra Commander's head...

    • @Apunkwithtoys
      @Apunkwithtoys 9 місяців тому +2

      We all know and I’ve spoke in it many times along with many other guys.

    • @lonedragon3261
      @lonedragon3261 9 місяців тому

      @@Apunkwithtoys'Ey! It's a Punkass with Toys! 👊

  • @shoresean1237
    @shoresean1237 8 місяців тому +3

    Vader did have a discipline problem with the snow-troopers. They kept diverting to look for Lando, and they really liked Boba's original ship.

  • @Gnomenutz
    @Gnomenutz 9 місяців тому +2

    I want the Vindow Viper deluxe figure with scaffolding, bucket, and squeegee.

  • @drivethruabortion280
    @drivethruabortion280 6 місяців тому +1

    I'm pro-hood. But, he doesn't look like a Viper. They look like him. He got first dibs on new tech, and then eventually, his troops got a mass produced version. The Hood was his "at ease" casual wear. For battle, he had the faceplate and helmet. Probably had a visual display and gas mask. When the Vipers all had face shields, he then wore a new body armor, probably to give his aging body additional strength and an all environment suit.
    The Commander always gets first dibs.

  • @shommershabbots9862
    @shommershabbots9862 9 місяців тому +3

    As a child of the 80s I don’t get the controversy of the hood. The people who claim it’s racist I think are just off base.
    They have no issue with white storm shadow with a white hood.
    But blue cobra commander hooded is someone how bad!?

    • @DestroIsMySpiritAnimal
      @DestroIsMySpiritAnimal  9 місяців тому +3

      I think it's only the most extreme person who would ever think of it. 99% of the world wouldn't see it at all

  • @RingaDingDingDong
    @RingaDingDingDong 9 місяців тому +2

    Also, glad I found this channel. It's kinda like watching the comedian Todd Barry talk about GI Joe.

  • @justinblade14clktwr
    @justinblade14clktwr 6 місяців тому +1

    I know in the old Marvel comic line they did a Battle Order of GI Joe and they added Rocky Balboa as a GI Joe trainer but after the comic released that had to retract his inclusion because Hasbro didn’t have a contract signed with Stallone, and after the figures returned from Coleco’s Rambo figure line failed to meet projections. But I still would like to see a Rocky Balboa figure from the Gi Joe.

    • @DestroIsMySpiritAnimal
      @DestroIsMySpiritAnimal  6 місяців тому +1

      Yeah, that would have been a fun figure. Big Boa would have been his enemy. Would have been cool to see a Big Boa, Rocky Balboa fight

  • @nwonknu-li5cu
    @nwonknu-li5cu 9 місяців тому +4

    They should check first the quality issues on the latest releases.

  • @MaximumWarp2099
    @MaximumWarp2099 9 місяців тому +5

    While I hear you about a disfigured Snake Eyes, I agree they will never make one. And I also agree that the reveal of his scars was a big let down in the comic. I imagined him as a burn victim similar to Two-Face but all over.
    For me, Kwinn is the number one figure I wish they would make. Yeah, he was killed early on in the series but he left an impression on me and my friends when were were kids.

    • @DestroIsMySpiritAnimal
      @DestroIsMySpiritAnimal  9 місяців тому +2

      Yes. Kwinn is one of the best-written characters in the comic. His arc was incredible and would make a great movie plot/subplot

    • @christianbrix4311
      @christianbrix4311 8 місяців тому

      @@DestroIsMySpiritAnimal Kwinn is in my top three characters, and I don't think we got a decent o-ring representation. It would be tricky though, as his file in #2 states he's 6'10"

  • @sharkMac
    @sharkMac 9 місяців тому +2

    Lol Head Man! Your right, there are other villains in the Joe and comic series. That be interesting to have. That’s right! I forget about Billy!

  • @Hurricanelive
    @Hurricanelive 9 місяців тому +3

    Yeah hooded CoCo isn't wearing a dress, they need to make him. Cold Slither, Oktober Guard. Golob/Nem/Pythona and Guard. Armored CoCo with Fred head. Mufti Destro and CoCo in 70's mall swag with diecast car. Love to see Raven, Cobra Sub Commander, Mara female Cobra Eel with dome helmet, Dr Burkhart. I love collecting Super 7. Hasbro has to start making more big figures BIG, like Serpentor, Sarge, Gung Ho. They need to plan it out and spring for a mold so they can do right by the big doods. Like Road Pig and Roadblock and Nemesis.

    • @DestroIsMySpiritAnimal
      @DestroIsMySpiritAnimal  9 місяців тому +1

      "Mufti Destro and CoCo in 70's mall swag with diecast car" needs to be added.

  • @G.I.Joe_Headcast
    @G.I.Joe_Headcast 7 місяців тому +1

    Preach on! We NEED the Hooded Cobra Commander!

  • @BrianGeers
    @BrianGeers 9 місяців тому +2

    The SoCal Joe Show exclusives (Daina, Starduster, Monkeywrench) are fan made “exclusive” customs and not official Hasbro product. That’s why the numbers are super limited and why there’s so much parts re-use (over and above what Hasbro gets away with).

    • @DestroIsMySpiritAnimal
      @DestroIsMySpiritAnimal  9 місяців тому

      Didn't even know they made Starduster and Monkeywrench. Good to know

  • @Rattrap007
    @Rattrap007 9 місяців тому +1

    Combine Cold Slither with Extensive Enterprises twins as a Haslab multipack. Cobra Undercover.

  • @genesanford9412
    @genesanford9412 9 місяців тому +1

    HasBEEN would make them on 3 conditions : #1 , re-use old molds for all pieces , #2 : PRE-sell them as " special " versions of figures you already own , & #3 , Use as little paint/plastic as possible to TRIPLE the profit margins for Ken & Karen Shareholder. lets cross our fingers

    • @DestroIsMySpiritAnimal
      @DestroIsMySpiritAnimal  9 місяців тому

      True. They could do that easily enough with some of these. No reason not to give us a Cold Slither when they are doing bullshit Tiger Force every two minutes

  • @lonedragon3261
    @lonedragon3261 9 місяців тому +1

    I need to get a Cobra Emblem for my Bombastic Bagman head so I can make hooded Kroger Commander.

    • @DestroIsMySpiritAnimal
      @DestroIsMySpiritAnimal  9 місяців тому +1

      Had to look up Bombastic Bagman--- Now that dude looks way more like a Klan member than CC. That totally proves my point.

  • @cobra4life324
    @cobra4life324 9 місяців тому +5

    Love all your ideas bro

  • @SMoore-zw7nk
    @SMoore-zw7nk 9 місяців тому +2

    Geez these are deep cuts alright. Im sure theyll do them all eventually, but we are talking number 435 😂 youve earned your true fan badge with this vid.

  • @doro626
    @doro626 9 місяців тому +2

    I wanted to do something similar to this, but I don't make youtube videos. I was thinking for cold slither they could just release it as an accessory pack. hair and musical instruments. you have to but the dreadnaughts separately. they would have to release a retro zartan that 1) is not bald and 2) turn blue in WARm not cold. Announce the cold slither pack and everyone wll make sure they get all the figures. The musical instruments can double for GI joes band.
    I said this crimson three pack should have been them in suits since everyone already has or can easily get the first figures. Most are buying it only for the new baroness body and heads. I also need a suit bodt to make my General Hawk for President figure.
    I hated Cobra La as a kid, but then in my twenties i was talking to some guys and the kitch, campiness of it was really fun. It resonated much better which is usually the reverse of how those things happen ( ie Ewoks). I also began to really appreciate great vice acting. Burgess Meredith is great in that movie.
    I need a refrigerator Perry, A Vindow Viper and That large guy from the cobra mind control episode, where they were controlling Duke with atari joysticks. Ill take a diving suit/ robo suit Cobra commander from the DIC cartoon also.

    • @DestroIsMySpiritAnimal
      @DestroIsMySpiritAnimal  9 місяців тому +2

      Yeah, I always loved the look and feel of Cobra La, but didn't think they fit well in the universe. But they hold up as very cool looking figures

  • @MaximumWarp2099
    @MaximumWarp2099 9 місяців тому +14

    Billy!! Never even thought of him but it makes sense. I would buy that figure as soon as it was available. Loved his story arc in the comic.

  • @MrDman21
    @MrDman21 8 місяців тому +1

    I like how Dr Venom kinda looks like Peter Cushing.

  • @chriscurrier8291
    @chriscurrier8291 9 місяців тому +3

    Surprised that Armored CoCo isn’t on the list. Maybe bc that will likely get made?
    What about General Flagg? The White Clown?

  • @whiskeytangofoxtrot2
    @whiskeytangofoxtrot2 4 місяці тому

    15 deep cut characters I want right now, my list features a lot of ninjas/females but I find them interesting:
    1. Kwinn - this was the first actual story arc in the comics that I liked, this is a must.
    2. Billy Kessler - love ninjas, Storm Shadow trains him so you know he would be great. I actually made my own Billy using the Articulated Icons white ninja body with the Shoken Ninja head sculpt but without the eye patch.
    3. Dr. Venom - as the comics are my favorite as well, the Brainwava scanner is such a staple of the entire Marvel comic run so why wouldn’t you make this figure.
    4. Oktober Guard - give me any of them, actually picked up the Lt. Daina a.k.a. Volga/Vorona from the SoCal Joe Show so the next one I want is Horrorshow or Big Bear, maybe give us a Col Brekhov/Red Star 2-pack or release Stormavik with Blowtorch in a 2-pack, maybe Schrage/Lt. Gorky 2-pack
    5. Dawn Moreno - I love ninjas and she is badass in the comics, even though killing Snake-Eyes pissed me off this was a greta way to introduce this figure into the universe
    6. Pale Peony - A Russian female ninja, hell yeah! make her origins from another country so we can get her made
    7. Zanya - her story origin is great and Zartan having a badass daughter would be epic.
    8. Sei-Ten - I loved the red ninjas in issue 21 and would love to see them make a red version of Storm Shadow with a slight difference
    9. Red Ninjas - didn't like what Hasbro did with the Red Ninja or Blue Ninja so just give us the exact ones in the comics
    10. Joe Colton - this would be a very deep cut but if they are giving us shooter then this should be a no-brainer. If you like the upcoming Operation: Monster Force line they are releasing a General Brown figure that has an additional head sculpt and one of them looks like Joe Colton, check it out
    11. Hard Master/Soft Master - these two would be so awesome as a 2-pack, the Master of Disguise Zartan has their faces as masks, why not make them into their original figures.
    12. Ronin - Another female ninja to the line, I won’t complain
    13. Wraith - loved the 25th anniversary figure and would be great to bring into the line as an additional enemy
    14. Storm Rider - a Dreadnok that nobody really talks about but is not only an awesome looking member of that club but the motorcycle could really be great for a Deluxe figure
    15. Krake - who better to bring in but the one who replaced CC. This would actually look really nice if they gave him a 2-pack, the Cobra Commander replacement look or his original look.

  • @Apunkwithtoys
    @Apunkwithtoys 9 місяців тому +3

    You really should explain who it is that has said Hooded CC can’t be made. There is one guy that stopped it, many ToyTubers have talked about it and he even admitted to saying what was reported.

    • @DestroIsMySpiritAnimal
      @DestroIsMySpiritAnimal  9 місяців тому +2

      Oh. Who was it? I am unaware

    • @jodyfouse4887
      @jodyfouse4887 9 місяців тому +1

      I believe it was somebody tied to the production of one of the GI joe movies

    • @stevenaarhus8850
      @stevenaarhus8850 9 місяців тому +2

      @@DestroIsMySpiritAnimal excuse me if I spell it wrong:LORENZO DIBONAVENTURA, never forget the name of the man who took it away from us!

    • @jodyfouse4887
      @jodyfouse4887 9 місяців тому +1

      @@stevenaarhus8850 that's it

    • @stevenaarhus8850
      @stevenaarhus8850 9 місяців тому +1

      @@jodyfouse4887 somebody else mentioned it in these comments. But yeah the guy behind ROC.

  • @PontFlair
    @PontFlair 7 місяців тому +1

    *6:02* F*** YEAH!! Put Xamot & Tomax in business suits!! And in a 2-pack release!! Make it so

  • @user-mv6vs1gi1k
    @user-mv6vs1gi1k 9 місяців тому +3

    The Twins in business suits would be supadope! Definitely all of the Cobra-La characters, I do mean all of them. I want the Cobra Commander in the movie when he was a snake and was being helped by Roadblock.

  • @jonathanhernandez3292
    @jonathanhernandez3292 9 місяців тому +2

    Great list bro. Id like the entire Oktober Guard and Cobra-la. Id like:
    Mara
    Raven
    Admiral Flagg
    Hard Master
    Gamemaster
    Bikini Baroness
    Armada
    Payload
    Fridge Perry
    Retro style action man/adventure man

  • @JediKryze
    @JediKryze 9 місяців тому +2

    Cobra La is NOT Cobra. They were to become a third threat for the Joes. As Cobra La was wanting to eradicate humanity and replace them with the hybrid humanoids within Cobra La. This was in an effort to return the planet to peace and prosperity. A different kind of villain facing the Joes.

    • @DestroIsMySpiritAnimal
      @DestroIsMySpiritAnimal  9 місяців тому

      Yeah, in the semi-dumb but admittedly awesome movie, they created Cobra Commander and therefore created Cobra, It's a bit too sci-fi for some, but I'll admit, they were cool enough for me to get over it

  • @astorm62
    @astorm62 9 місяців тому +7

    Great Video. I've always wanted to see a colonel Sharp. A classified version would be perfect.

    • @DestroIsMySpiritAnimal
      @DestroIsMySpiritAnimal  9 місяців тому +2

      Yeah, the comic version of him was General Flagg. That might be cool too.

    • @astorm62
      @astorm62 9 місяців тому +1

      @@DestroIsMySpiritAnimal maybe they might do it in the retro line. 🤔

  • @joefleming2053
    @joefleming2053 9 місяців тому +1

    Agreed!! Give us Hooded Cobra Commander!!

  • @gustavolasanta1482
    @gustavolasanta1482 9 місяців тому +1

    I never realized that people hated Cobra La so much. Finally, understand the people that do hate then are the older Gi joe fans. I am eagerly waiting for Hasbro to launch those.

    • @DestroIsMySpiritAnimal
      @DestroIsMySpiritAnimal  9 місяців тому

      I think its really about people who are into the comic book. The comic book was a lot more realistic (Still not realistic, because it is GI JOe but more) and the Larry Hama refused to use Cobra La in the comic. But I still like the figures, so I am down for a Cobra La set

  • @charleshunterii7157
    @charleshunterii7157 9 місяців тому +2

    I don’t think you have to worry about Diana. I don’t think she’s an official classified figure

    • @DestroIsMySpiritAnimal
      @DestroIsMySpiritAnimal  9 місяців тому +1

      Oh, is that a fake Classified? I saw it on ebay claiming to be a convention exclusive

    • @ghremixofficial
      @ghremixofficial 9 місяців тому +1

      ​@@DestroIsMySpiritAnimalthat figure is fake/custom made, not a Hasbro release

  • @paullawford5226
    @paullawford5226 9 місяців тому +1

    I can't believe you left out the crimson guard immortals

  • @joshsmith3903
    @joshsmith3903 9 місяців тому +2

    I’ve got custom classifieds of Dr Venom, Billy and Scarface. I need a Kwinn bad!!!

    • @DestroIsMySpiritAnimal
      @DestroIsMySpiritAnimal  9 місяців тому +1

      Nice. Did you make them or buy em? I'm too lazy/unskilled to make them, so I might have to buy em

  • @marvinonstage
    @marvinonstage 9 місяців тому

    I also want a 6" "Old Snake" Cobra Commander from the Transformers. Complete with all those Serpentor accents. That outfit told you that he had some history

  • @francisbullen5007
    @francisbullen5007 9 місяців тому +2

    I was hoping for Bongo the clown :D

  • @richardburns1698
    @richardburns1698 Місяць тому +1

    Well done with the Hudsucker Proxy reference!

  • @haydentcem
    @haydentcem 7 днів тому +1

    I’d love to get a Classified Wong

  • @davelovelock4007
    @davelovelock4007 9 місяців тому +1

    Im a comic guy too. I really want Repeater, and Fast draw, and Lifeline. A new footloose as a "land warrior"..I like some of your ideas, But Im betting you now, There might be a Cold slither pack. I thought about it, It would all just be repaints of dreadnoks, and a cool box. They could easily do it, but it IS very obscure. I canstill sing that song word for word..lol

    • @DestroIsMySpiritAnimal
      @DestroIsMySpiritAnimal  9 місяців тому

      Lifeline was pretty great in the comic. I remember an issue where he used Akido to non-violently get someone to beat the crap out of themselves.

  • @RingaDingDingDong
    @RingaDingDingDong 9 місяців тому +2

    Cool video! I truly hope some of these characters get made into figures. Especially all the Cobra La characters. Cobra La RULES, and I always thought people who didn't like them seriously lack any spark of imagination, and was GI Joe ever really that grounded in reality? That whole plot line in the movie is one of the most original things that have ever happened in the history of GI Joe lore. I think a lot of kids were just creeped out, and maybe scared or grossed out by them.

    • @DestroIsMySpiritAnimal
      @DestroIsMySpiritAnimal  9 місяців тому

      Yeah, I didn't love their inlcusion, Neither did Larry Hama, he refused to incorporate them into the comic. Buzz Dixon also hated them and wrote an alternative season of GI Joe called The MOst Dangerous Man in the World.
      But, love the design of the figures.

  • @sharkMac
    @sharkMac 9 місяців тому +2

    I want snake Cobra Commander. So I can wrap him on Roadblock lol!

    • @sharkMac
      @sharkMac 9 місяців тому +1

      “I was once a man!” Lol

    • @DestroIsMySpiritAnimal
      @DestroIsMySpiritAnimal  9 місяців тому +1

      That would be good if they do a whole Cobra La run.

  • @RC51Legend
    @RC51Legend 7 місяців тому +1

    Blue Baroness, Big Lob, Blonde General Hawk, Generals Flagg and Hollingsworth, L.R.R.P. team, Rocky Balboa, Hard/Soft/Blind Masters, Action Force..

  • @kevinyoung9557
    @kevinyoung9557 9 місяців тому +1

    This is a great video Just subscribed.Keep em coming.

  • @shoresean1237
    @shoresean1237 8 місяців тому +1

    Two more: SAW Viper, the Karma Sue who decimated the Joes when Hama wanted to trim the enormous cast. Get his grin right. Rocky!!! I mean, with Rocky killed off in Creed, Stallone may actually need the money and not demand so much for making it.

    • @DestroIsMySpiritAnimal
      @DestroIsMySpiritAnimal  8 місяців тому

      Yeah, that was good stuff with the SAW viper. Wish he wasn't purple-pink though

  • @breachfirearms5753
    @breachfirearms5753 7 місяців тому

    Agreed on the executive suits for the brothers. Funny you mention a gun briefcase, the guns they come with currently are H&K MP5K. Neat thing about that gun is H&K makes/made a briefcase that it went inside with the trigger built into the case handle, you just aim the case and fire. Made for executive and political security. They are really neat and would be easy to model.

  • @christianbrix4311
    @christianbrix4311 8 місяців тому

    The main one I think you missed is the Star Viper out of uniform from the comic; in AC/DC t-shirt, jeans, and a plaster covering his forehead recharging port. But it was extremely rare for characters who first appeared in the comic to later get an action figure, which is probably also why we never got Billy, Kwinn, Scarface, Fred, and Dr. Venom in the vintage line. The only one I can think of that Hasbro actually made is the Baroness. I would also have liked Ripcord's girlfriend Candy, her yellow van, and her dad, Professor Appel. Maybe also those generals and admirals in the issue where Cobra invade the pit, even though two of the three die in the issue. With regards to vehicles, I always thought the Cobra transport helicopter was a huge missed opportunity.

    • @DestroIsMySpiritAnimal
      @DestroIsMySpiritAnimal  8 місяців тому +1

      Damn. The Star Viper is a deep cut. I like it.
      Yeah, we rarely got comic characters, except later as Collectors club or in the comic book retro packs -- then we got a bunch of them. But now they are pulling shit like "Shooter" and "Glenda" So they may as well be doing deep cuts from the original comic

  • @SpinDoc420
    @SpinDoc420 7 місяців тому +1

    part of the reason for the design of the hood was to give the imagae of an executionor and yes, the klan, but did in a way it was below the surface.. something most of us can agree is the image of evil. think about when the comics were designed, the cartoons didnt even use bullets.. genx was raised soft.. dont say we weren't..
    love these videos bro. i miss these days.
    new loudmouth subscribers..this is gonna be a ride..love ya bro

  • @PontFlair
    @PontFlair 7 місяців тому +1

    *20:50* THE PIPES!! R.I.P.
    I used my G.I.Joes/Cobra/Dreadnoks as pro-wrestlers anyway. Wrestled them in a wrestling ring. So, this is PERFECT

  • @PontFlair
    @PontFlair 7 місяців тому +1

    The Head Man, & ESPECIALLY Headhunter, were 2 of my favorites as far as G.I.JOE/Cobra action figures. *4:14*

    • @DestroIsMySpiritAnimal
      @DestroIsMySpiritAnimal  7 місяців тому

      Hey, we liked to play with drug dealers. It was the 90s. You could get away with anything in the 90s. Good times

  • @Adrian-Ghostwolf
    @Adrian-Ghostwolf 4 місяці тому

    Pretty Solid List.
    I’d have to think about deeper characters I’d like to see in the Classified line…
    I think I’d dig a couple characters from the later Joe lines like Sgt Savage or “G.I. Joe Extreme”, just for variety. Sgt Savage himself, General Blitz from that line, or maybe Iron Claw and Steel Raven from Extreme.

  • @mgshock
    @mgshock 9 місяців тому +1

    Cold Slither seems like a no-brainer for a Super 7 SDCC box set.

    • @DestroIsMySpiritAnimal
      @DestroIsMySpiritAnimal  9 місяців тому +1

      They'll definitely make that. It'll be a hundred bucks though

    • @brandonr8269
      @brandonr8269 8 місяців тому

      There is band equipment depicted in the background of the new Buzzer figure, so maybe...

    • @mgshock
      @mgshock 8 місяців тому

      @@brandonr8269 Likely just a fun easter egg.

  • @mgshock
    @mgshock 9 місяців тому +1

    I see the GI Joe ROC producer brought up in reference to the hood controversy, but Hasbro released hooded Cobra Commanders in 2013 and 2015, several years after ROC came out. I think it's mainly Hasbro wanting to avoid modern day insanity as much as possible and I can't really blame them. Offence and victimhood are red hot commodities right now.

    • @NerdRahtio
      @NerdRahtio 9 місяців тому +2

      Folks who have worked at Hasbro have pointed the finger and DiBonaventura. First he blocked them from the movies, and yes hooded figures came out during that time, but at some point Hasbro execs came to agree with his call and it spread to the toys. They could change their mind though, they did with the nerf guns.

    • @DestroIsMySpiritAnimal
      @DestroIsMySpiritAnimal  9 місяців тому +1

      Good point. Maybe they'll get over it. There was a moment where I wondered if we'd see Spirit or Quick Kick because they are somewhat stereotypes. But luckily, they gave us those.

  • @jcombes1
    @jcombes1 6 місяців тому +1

    Subscribed because of this video alone.
    After watching from beginning to end, I realized that your point of view aligned with my point of view in regards to wish list requests and comic book takes. I usually don’t even consider subscribing to a channel unless I come across a minimum of 3 videos that I liked. You got me with one.

  • @drudo224
    @drudo224 9 місяців тому +1

    Several of the ones you mentioned are ones I'd love to see - Hooded Cobra Commander, Billy, Dr. Venom, Kwinn, unmasked Snake Eyes. I'd also love to have an armored Cobra Commander to complete the Cobra Commander trifecta. I think that covers most of the long-shots I'd like to see...though I'm still eagerly awaiting several characters from the main line that are certain to be made eventually.

    • @DestroIsMySpiritAnimal
      @DestroIsMySpiritAnimal  9 місяців тому

      Yeah, they are dragging their ass on some of the greats, and instead pulling out Tiger Force

  • @dsc7964
    @dsc7964 9 місяців тому +4

    Brother... Hooded CC IS A MUST!!!!!!!.... The Oktober Guard is a huge want by all of us 80s comic kids.. id love a Piper, im sure everyone from our generation would want Piper, and faceless SE... awesome idea...i mean, Hasblow is gonna do 27 more SE, why not a Nightmare on Elm Street version!?! Great video buddy😁👍

    • @DestroIsMySpiritAnimal
      @DestroIsMySpiritAnimal  9 місяців тому +2

      Thanks. Im pretty sure its everybody from our generation buying these things so they might as well cater to us, right? Is any kid shelling out 25 bucks for a figure? All they do is play roblox

  • @ericerler8277
    @ericerler8277 9 місяців тому +1

    Cobra La was a great idea, the lore should be cannon if it's not already. I loved tye story. The whole serpentor arc. Man it was amazing. Cannot wait for these

  • @joeblaster8770
    @joeblaster8770 9 місяців тому +1

    1:36 if you read the comics Cobra always did have connections to Klan affiliated groups and other militias so it would make sense for CC to look the part.

  • @nick_knows_stuff
    @nick_knows_stuff 9 місяців тому +1

    Great list and we definitely need a Piper, since you can't get one for under a grand. While the hooded Cobra Commander is cool, I love my 1986 battle armor Cobra Commander

    • @DestroIsMySpiritAnimal
      @DestroIsMySpiritAnimal  9 місяців тому

      Yeah, Battle Armor CC is great. I think we'll get one of those soon.

  • @sgtdh6892
    @sgtdh6892 9 місяців тому +3

    I always mixed the CobraLa story. Golobulus is actually Dr Venom sent to a secret lab to experiment in human/animal hybrids. Super secret, only Cobra Commander knew. Everyone at the lab went insane from an accident and either lost their memories or just made up the ancient race thing.
    My most wanted figures:
    The Vindow Viper (cartoon)
    Hector Raimerez
    Cold Slither with instruments
    Fatal Fluffies, big and small
    GameMaster and Coco maybe even with some of the toy soldiers
    The huge Barbarian that Duke fought
    The Ghost Warriors
    Just to add to your list, do a part 2!!

    • @DestroIsMySpiritAnimal
      @DestroIsMySpiritAnimal  9 місяців тому +1

      Yeah, that's way better. I had a similar take. Made them genetic experiments because I liked the figures, but hated the new origin of CC.

  • @probotprobert
    @probotprobert 9 місяців тому +6

    Awesome list! Subscribing, and the Joe team would be wise to listen not only to the fans, but qualified fans who know their stuff! I’ve got a custom Scarface and DrVenom already haha

    • @DestroIsMySpiritAnimal
      @DestroIsMySpiritAnimal  9 місяців тому +1

      Oh nice. Did you make them or buy em? I'm too lazy/unskilled to make my own.

    • @probotprobert
      @probotprobert 9 місяців тому

      @@DestroIsMySpiritAnimal More like easy head swaps, yeah I’m terrible at customs

  • @masterchief247
    @masterchief247 9 місяців тому +3

    I really want Pythona

  • @danielherrin
    @danielherrin 9 місяців тому +1

    Dr Venom is Grand Moff Tarkin on Crack. Definitely need 2 versions of Kwinn.

  • @ZBR_ProXP
    @ZBR_ProXP 7 місяців тому +1

    Whoa whoa whoa wait a minute, Headman did not work for Cobra, did he? Even Cobra was against drugs.

    • @DestroIsMySpiritAnimal
      @DestroIsMySpiritAnimal  7 місяців тому +1

      Yes, you are right. in MY continuity, he was like a side organization, but in the comics and cartoon, Cobra was against him.
      Personally, any Cobra that would function in reality (like in the extremely dark IDW Cobra series) would need to sell drugs to fund itself.

  • @wyldfiregames
    @wyldfiregames 7 місяців тому

    Just found your channel and started following you. Great content, keep it up.

  • @LandofMert76
    @LandofMert76 8 місяців тому +1

    Cobra la is my top want. They combined my love for XMen and monsters into GIJoe.

  • @LexxAKonn
    @LexxAKonn 9 місяців тому +4

    I call BS on any racist connection to hooded CC. Hooded CC is best CC.

  • @stephenpassaggio9975
    @stephenpassaggio9975 9 місяців тому +1

    #1 rocky balboa
    #2 hooded cobra commander
    #3 cobra commander turning into a snake

  • @danwiberg8537
    @danwiberg8537 8 місяців тому +1

    I'd buy hooded moment it's on sale. It is THEE Cobra Commander.

    • @DestroIsMySpiritAnimal
      @DestroIsMySpiritAnimal  7 місяців тому

      You may need to buy a custom, but you can get decent 3d printed ones for ten bucks. I think I may give in and do that

  • @bryanvaughn80
    @bryanvaughn80 9 місяців тому

    dude the algorithm finally gave me something cool! +1 for hooded cobra commander, cold slither and kwinn (especially kwinn)! subbed!

  • @boaaa82
    @boaaa82 9 місяців тому +1

    Top 3 you said hooded CC, unmasked snake eyes and Roddy Piper one more crimson guard