Congress Votes Santos Out & DeSantis & Newsom Throw Down | The Daily Show
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- Опубліковано 2 лип 2024
- Charlamagne Tha God tackles Congress voting George Santos out and Felicity Huffman discussing her college admissions scandal. Plus, Ronny Chieng, Desi Lydic, and Michael Kosta weigh in on Gavin Newsom and Ron DeSantis's fiery debate. #DailyShow #Comedy #CharlamagneThaGod
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I love that Charlemagne pointed out how little Felicity Huffman thinks of her daughter's abilities lol.
Huffman is literally saying that she thought her kid wasn't smart enough to go to college without her mother committing a crime to get her in.
Anyone can get in if they throw enough money. Huffman is jelly that she was about $10 mil too short a donation to win a slot
Admitting she hasn't taught her daughter how to be smart, thus her bad parenting 😉
What if the amount of people filing for unemployment benifits went up last week because it's just George Santos filing with all his other identities?
This wins the day
You would think he'd still be getting royalties from having starred opposite Kate Winslet in Titanic.
@@HowdIEvenGetHere Unemployment insurance is administered by state governments. And they have excluded federal elected officials from eligibility for unemployment insurance benefits. Santos is ineligible for unemployment insurance benefits.
@@RaymondHng federal “employees” doesn’t apply to members of Congress, or senators, I thought… and yes, it’s administered by the states, but it’s funded by the feds and the stats come from that aggregation of state data
‘That’s what we do for alarm clocks” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
If I lie on my application I'd get fired immediately. Why should congress be different
You'd have to ask all those republicans who voted to keep him around.
Because Congressperson is not a job you get *_hired_* for in the first place. I absolutely think it was right to oust Santos, but just as a general comparison, hourly jobs and typical salaried jobs are different from elected positions.
I lied on mine... Just hoping they never go back and check the credentials now 😳
@@theadamabrams An employee is subject to the rules of the organization and the supervisor the employee reports to. An employee does not legislate laws.
Former House Representative George Santos was not an employee that filled out a job application and reported to a supervisor. He was an elected lawmaker in the federal legislature. There is no federal law that allows recall elections for federal elected officials in the executive and legislative branches of federal government. A higher ranking elected lawmaker cannot expel a lower ranking member. Elected federal lawmakers are subject to the laws of the United States Constitution and rules of the respective chamber of Congress. Article I, Section 5, Clause 1 of the U.S. Constitution states:
_Each House shall be the Judge of the Elections, Returns and Qualifications of its own Members._
This clause implies that state legislatures cannot impose additional or stricter rules or qualifications on members of the U.S. House of Representatives beyond those specified in the Constitution. The U.S. Supreme Court addressed this issue in the case of _Powell v. McCormack_ (1969), which involved the exclusion of a duly elected member from the House of Representatives. The Supreme Court held that the House had exceeded its constitutional authority by attempting to exclude Powell based on additional qualifications not specified in the Constitution. Article I, Section 5, Clause 2 of the Constitution states:
_Each House may determine the Rules of its Proceedings, punish its Members for disorderly Behaviour, and, with the Concurrence of two thirds, expel a Member._
Furthermore, the U.S. Constitution does not explicitly prohibit an incarcerated person from running for federal office. Former House Representative James Traficant ran for re-election as an independent while incarcerated in prison after he was convicted on ten counts of bribery, racketeering, and corruption and later, expelled from the House by a near-unanimous vote (420-1).
Well you don’t get voted into your job. You think Boebert and MTJ are qualified in any way? Or anyone else really. Smart qualified people tend to work in the private sector and make way more money.
I thought Huffman was a halfway normal person who made a regrettable mistake, she should have kept quiet! So the daughter of millionaires had no other means of survival in the world? LOL.
This made me laugh so much when it happened, but I WOULD have forgotten about it completely if Felicity had not opened her mouth to,remind me how vapid she (and by extension) the whole family is.
@@monpayscanada Except for William H. Macy, who was apparently not involved in the whole shebang :D I like him as an actor, but come on, it's not like she could keep that secret from him, right?
So these mega rich people broke the law to get their rich kids into college because somehow they are at a disadvantage.
Yes .... Poor rich white people
I remember a black mom who gave a false address to have her kid registered by a local school got years in prison.
Had to give a false address for me when I wanted to go to a particular Junior High. They originally told us no bus stops in the area. So parent used a friend's address. Would get up at 4:30am to be driven to the bus stop in the morning. Only to find out that there was a stop a few blocks from my house and there was another student who was going.
So we corrected the address and got my stop moved. We were never told why we were informed falsely that there were no buses for our area and they were going to deny me admission based on that when there was one within walking distance.
That's messed up!!! 😮
And was barred from continuing her profession as a teacher because she was a felon. Also the false address was that of her ex hiusband's, that is, family. Cruelty for cruelty's sake.
Something i don't understand about Santos. Everyone keeps saying "wait until he was convicted". He was guilty of evading arrest when he was elected. That's something that everyone knew 100%.
They're all criminals. "American politics is the entertainment division of the military industrial complex" - Frank Zappa
They gave a black woman 5 years in prison for using a different zipcode so her child could go to a better school 😢…. And felicity Huffman only served 11 of those 14 days…..
nothing new to the black and brown community? ;-)
It almost sounds like the justice system is unequal
nothing new for black people😂😂😂 all we can do is laugh at the trauma at this point. its 2023 goin into 2024 i have just accepted how america is if i wanna live here. its plenty of better places i plan to go to soon
@@MrGarfield900 love your profile pic... I'm from Philly
@@trademarksmoto nice to me. how do you do?
Dear daily show. Plz hurry up and get Roy back here!!!
I liked Leslie and Jorden together 😊
The writers were in their bag on this one!👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾And CTG deliveries were perfect!
The writers are BACK! 🎉🎉🎉
Why didn’t Felicity just pay for her tuition rather than her SAT scores? Her daughter graduating without student loans would have been a better choice.
Cause its not about the money. Its about the prestige
She had no faith that her daughter could get into an elite university. She should have just paid for her to go to a state uni or one she could get into on her own.
Because actors are not exactly smart. Dafuq 😂
I don't think u understand how Uni admission works. Paying for her tuition as u said wld imply that her daughter already passed the SAT exams.
With money she could buy a way in that life everything cost money money is life everything cost money
Gavin might not be the best governor but he is the best debater. He was debating both Meatball Ron & Sean Hannity at the same time. It shouldn't have been on Fox News tho. I want to see Gavin debate on a neutral stage.
He didnt win that debate
He certainly did@@MajorHenryL.
He’s a great governor. CA is a huge state you’re never going to please everyone. It’s also not helping we have red state people sending their homeless or that LGBTQ+ runaways are adding to our homeless population because Angelinos failed to vote for rent control. I would vote for him for president.
@@MajorHenryL. Says a Ron supporter?
The most important thing is to do everything we can to defeat Donald Trump in 2024.
If my parents did that I’ll be insulted. You’re saying your kids are idiots?
Felicity Huffman knew what she was doing. No sympathy for her.
Very funny, and true. I guess it’s not enough for these kids with multimillionaire parents to have everything they ever wanted in life, the best clothes, the best homes, the best vacations, the best schools, the best "toys," the best exposure to the world, etc. etc. etc. They need to be allowed to cheat and steal a spot in college from kids who grew up working for everything they got in life thus far, and who had parents who worked more than one job to give their kids the stylish clothing the rich kids take for granted, the bike they can use to go back and forth to school, an alarm clocks get up EARLY every school day to take school buses long distances to take advantage of better public schools, etc. etc., etc. Those parents WORK and sacrifice to help their kids learn and earn a better life. And if their kids need extra help, they scrape together whatever money they can to hire tutors for their kids! And the rich try to steal that from them because their kids were too lazy, or too dumb to get into a school the right, and honest way! They make me sick! Bravo to the parents and kids who worked for and earned their place in a better life for themselves and their kids!
Rich people think they can do whatever they want, and generally they can.
My mom and I both paid my tuition to a private school by working at the school late at night cleaning it. It was hard work but I was proud to do it along side her cause she was those late nights out of love for me. Grew up very poor. Like outhouse poor but she gave me love and life lessons that made me who I am today. Those are things money cant buy and some of these rich kids will never know that feeling.
George Santos' story has been beyond parody, He might have broken the matrix lol
He's based his 'character' off the HBO show Search Party! It's hilarious!
Why is he back already when most of the existing correspondents haven’t even gotten their full week to host? Losing Roy was bad enough. Does Comedy Central WANT them all to quit?!
Stop being a hater.
Haters gonna hate.
My toddler decided to come out as trans, I’ll be supportive regardless
He got a 2nd chance to f up the show again! 🤦
Stay at the breakfast club!
Trust the internet to take criticism to defcon 1 calling criticism of a unlikeable host as “hate”. Seriously there are hosts out there who are less self obsessed puffer fish!
I love Desi’s calm demeanor contrasted with Ronny’s wildness. It’s a beautiful ballet.
Desi has great range. She pairs with everything. Like red Kool-Aid.
best line from the desantis Newsom debates ... NEITHER OF US WILL BE THE PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE IN 2024 !
Was it really said?
yes@@bossgandy
Gavin newsom may be a presidential candidate in 2028, Rhonda, or his brother George de Santos, will not be😂😂😂😂😂
The last time around, Charlamagne didn't really do it for me. This time, however, he knocked it out of the park. A stellar segment, which is nothing new to the black and brown community.
😂😂😂
I totally agree! Last time he wasn't the best, not bad just eh...but this was great!
No one else seems to have noticed, but, to keep his law breaking streak, as he was driven away from the Capitol, he did not put on his seat belt. (Check the video)
Still not feelin' Charlemagne.
Loved his take on the college scam!
the only reason felicity had to “pay for her future” was bc her daughter only wanted to go to a school with a 9% acceptance rate. she could’ve applied anywhere outside of california and she’d only had to pay tution
So, she thought the only way her daughter had a future was by cheating? Messed-up idea of parenthood. Maybe just encourage the kid to do her best?
She wanted the clout of having her daughter in a name brand school
meanwhile we indians trying to get into iit top streams, where you need to rank within the top 200 where 250000 people parcipate.
@@pointymoustache Try bribing coaches to say they need you for the swim team. Works for us.
@@nomanejane5766Name brand schools? Are there online coupons for them? Maybe a BOGO?
The Felicity/College scam segment was spot on 👍🏼
I'm not American, but I'd like to see Bernie Sanders have a go at presidency before he meets his maker.
Bernie sadly pulled out of the race last time so Biden could win :( he won't run again
We had our chance. Most folks either played it safe with Biden or stupidly voted for Orange Jesus.😢
That ship has sailed a while ago.
No.
@@11cabadgerBernie Sanders was never going to be president. Everyone who voted for him in 2016 gave us Trump by not backing Clinton, because Bernie Sanders was never going to be president. And between Clinton and Trump I would've preferred Clinton. I have never disagreed with anything Bernie Sanders has said. And Bernie Sanders will never be president.
nice! enjoyed the debate between ronnie, desi and michael. 😄👍👍
He couldn't fit through an air vent...
They could turn this into a new Survivor series. 🤣
“Which is to say….EXTREMELY GUILTY!!” - my stomach hurts from laughing!
Not again! Why can’t Ronny have a whole week?
Exactly!
Why can't Dulcé Sloan have one too?
@@savagepro9060he did well in one day
And Dulcé
This was great!👍
I love Desi! I too am the daughter of a father 😂
Felicity Huffmans apology was so contrived and in no way offers a real explanation for her actions.
Amazing! Thank you
I really enjoyed this clip. 😂😂
Gavin isn't even the Mayor of SF anymore. DeSantis can't even come up with anything relevant to California. Comparing Florida with California isn't very fair to Florida. I hate FOX too much to view Gavin pummel DeSantis.
Only left wingers truly believe Newsom won that debate. Everybody that’s not a vote blue no matter who voter saw the debate a LITTLE differently.
@@RittenhousesRifle Yeah yeah, we all know you GOPs would vote Satan for President. Trump ain't all that far off, so you're almost there.
Newsom was mayor of San Francisco January 8, 2004 - January 10, 2011. SF is on its second mayor after Newsom. He was Lieutenant Governor of California January 10, 2011 - January 7, 2019
That was amazing!😂😂😂😂
DeSantis cannot smile. I'm surprised he made it this far.
I miss Roy Woods Jr.
absolutely! he is the king of all kings ❤❤❤
Hilarious, start to finish!
Nailed it👍
The most impressive thing about George Santos is how he wears all those layers and doesn't sweat to death! I mean seriously, if he's not wearing any undershirts that means he's still wearing a button down, a sweater, a suit coat and a pea coat. Do they keep congress at subzero temperatures to save the taxpayers money? 🤣🤣
Not Jeff here. Nah, George Anthony Devoldemort Santos is just getting ahead of being broke and homeless. Have you noticed that they wear all their clothes no matter how hot it is? Poor things don't have any place to store clothes, so they just keep them on their bodies.
It has been 38° at 8 AM in Washington, DC.
He's probably got no sweat glands. Like 'prince' Andrew 😅🤢😅
Thanks for fixing it
Excellent writing
How does Desi perform without laughing. I love her. ❤️
Original crew is back. Next time bring Jordan and Dulce all on the same screen. Lol
Leslie and kleppers cohosting was the best !!
You must’ve watched thoroughly. It may have been Desi and Jordan and you didn’t notice.
You mean Desi?
This was hilarious! 😂
"Who the f** is Rita?" 09:37 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Ronny Chieng, the GOAT!
I miss Jon Stewart
I'm just glad we retired whatsisname
Amazing episode. Brilliant
Great show!
Brilliant!
Listening to this white woman talk about her kids being awoken at gun point reminds me of Chapelle show.
The bit at the end was funny
Again, nothing new to the black and brown community 😂
Ive watched this 40 times! Hilarious
Ronnie COULD debate Desi (and Michael) and win but he will just debate himself out of a job like he did that time he argued himself out of a relationship.
i was hoping the third debater would be Roy Wood Jr - where's he been? Hopefully working on some new project?
He left the show.
@@jbuster9why?
@@pvgospel7341 long story short. He could stand the drag out nature of the host search and not knowing if he’d mesh well with whoever is the new host. Also the fact he felt he was most deserving of the host spot and was never offered it.
Wickedly funny and insightful.
Fantastic! 😂
The writers are on Fire 🔥 lately!! Bravo 👏
Please I need more of Michael Kosta guys.
This was brilliant.
Not sure why Charlamagne has already returned to host. Would much prefer any of the correspondents or some of the prior guest hosts.
Because he's funny!
@@PennyGrey-pl7noof yeah he’s funny… at a funeral home
@@PennyGrey-pl7no - There are a lot of "funny" people I don't care for to the extent that I'm interested in watching them host The Daily Show.
Because he brings the laughs and says the quiet part out loud
I love Desi and Ronny, the dynamic duo debate😍
Freaking hilarious!
Wow sir, that was golden
0:54 "The George Santos saga is officially _over."_
I wouldn't count on that.
I think you're missing a beat with the Huffman interview. Imagine being able to afford every legal advantage and yet feel like the only way to give your daughter a future is to cheat, to knowingly commit a crime. If that's how the rich are feeling about their kids futures, imagine the fear for normies
Indeed
That was beautiful!
❤love it!! Go CharGod! Lol
He’s solid but Wolfe is way way better
only 2 boxes shy of having the Brady Bunch intro for that debate.
At least Felicity Huffman got it off her chest. Almost everything.
Felicity is unbelievable so entitled privilege
Really great show!
Sooooo is the daily show ever going to get a host orrrr
She wanted the clout of having her daughter in a name brand school!
Like he could fit in an air vent.
It could be an air "vent" the size of a door...
Lol 😂! My thought exactly !
Why has Dulce not hosted?? Her turn got interrupted because of the strike, give her the chance!
Can we please just pick a perm host already? We need a steady voice to steer one of the most important US elections in our lifetime. Despite the New Yorker article, I believe Hasan would be the ideal person to change hearts and minds
Comedy Central already said hellzno on Hasan
Nah. I like seeing new hosts every week. New hosts keep the show fresh.
Seriously this is getting old. They just need to pick someone so they can develop within the show and with the correspondents.
If you look at the video's description, it still shows Roy Wood Jr. as one of the correspondents despite the fact that he left.
Quote: "This next chapter of this iconic franchise showcases its diverse news team of correspondents and contributors, including Ronny Chieng, Michael Kosta, Desi Lydic, Dulcé Sloan, Roy Wood Jr., Lewis Black and Jordan Klepper, comedy greats as guests hosts, and interviews with influential and emerging voices from across society."
Even if you also ignore the extra space between "iconic" and "franchise", they haven't even added the 2 latest correspondents.
What was the NY article about? Haven't heard of it
I wonder what would she say if everybody does what she did.
The U.S. never gets to the meat of the problems in our country. who voted in favor of keeping him in office? Whoever voted in favor of this trash of a person should be put on blast and cancelled. Everyone skips past that part. He should not have gotten that far.
112 Republicans including the new, Speaker of the House voted to keep him in Congress. Also 2 x Democrats voted to save him. I'd have thought abstaining was the only acceptable protest of this man, who's a real crook not just a comedy figure.
Alarm glocks was just sitting there.
No FBI ever came to my house. Don’t bring us in it.
Comedy Central, WHAT ARE YOU STILL DOING??? Just make Roy Wood, Jr. The Daily Show’s New Permanent Host & BE DONE WITH IT.
I want Ronnie to host
Just you, that’s the worst unless they pick Leslie jones.
Better than desi
@@Tuturial464 would they have a woman permanent host ? I doubt.
Char is a bad host. Why bring him on? Anyone else please.
Ronnie was my favorite host! Desi was a close second!
They didnt even register that URL....
Please bring back Roy😢
I thought using props during a national debate was poopoo’d upon. Isn’t that against the rules?
great thing about egan's solo is how utterly devoid of jacoisms it is! i play bass, and say , it's hard to avoid jacoisms, especially on a fretless!
Imagine being so insecure that you are a movie star, husband movie star, and your ego forces you to cheat?
You back CTG👀👀👀
FRANK GALLAGER WAS THE HUSBAND TO SOMEONE WHO COMMITED A CRIME???
THE TEA IS HOT!
That sounds like the plot for one of his movies.
AND SHOWS@@Spiritof_76
I've never seen someone Yass Queen in and out of Congress so fast
That was funny 😊😅😮😢
No sound ........
Trust me, you're NOT missing ANYTHING!!
5:06 Best part