Damning Video Evidence Emerges in Trump Trial, Shocking Santos Report Released: A Closer Look
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- Seth takes a closer look at the House Ethics Committee releasing a devastating report about alleged lawbreaking by Republican Rep. George Santos and damning new evidence coming out in the Georgia criminal case against Trump.
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Damning Video Evidence Emerges in Trump Trial, Shocking Santos Report Released: A Closer Look - Late Night with Seth Meyers
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When his mommy and daddy told him they were proud of him did they have tears in their eyes and call him sir?
Raise your hand if you're sick of Trump and MAGA and Republican insanity
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Had to turn it off
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Nothing like comparing yourself to a murderer and mentioning that you have more criminal indictments
I think the funniest thing about those trump rallies is he thinks his dad is looking down and not up
Lol daddy ain't there no more to bail him out. Just like daddy bailed him out of the failing casino
he is lying his mother was looking down at him and she said" I should have aborted you"
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@@anthonylakey9735Or shouldve swallowed instead LMAO
@@anthonylakey9735 Oh, the missed opportunities to do the right thing
It all depends on how fast he's spinning in his coffin.
Nothing is funnier to me than watching con-man after con-man looking surprised that seeking a position that puts all eyes on every single thing you do turned out to be a terrible way to keep the grifts low key.
The problem is they don't have to keep their grifts low key. They can do it right out in the open.
I still can't believe he ran. Everyone knows your life will be torn apart and every embarrassing issue will be brought to the light of day. The Republicans are really showing the way for not vetting their people with Trump and Santos. Good lord. And now they're throwing elbows in the House (twice) and a Senator is picking a fight with a witness in a hearing. Obviously, they just don't care who they run out there....
new message, you are truly the most intriguing unsolved mystery on the internet.
It is rather pleasing. 🍿🍿🎉🎉🍾🍾🍿🍿
Trump got away with it…so they all think they can…and without millions from your dad you can’t.
Instead of calling him ex-president, call him current defendant
Or even better, future convict.
@@callmeshaggy5166I like that lol
Are you guys on the same drugs that Seth is on?
I remember Joe Biden chuckling when asked if trump wasn't leaving.
"There's lots of ways to remove unwanted visitors from the White House"
Or something like that
😂 You are just like sleepy Joe...can't remember and something like that!!! Fool
Get the Raid bug spray!
Okay, for those who don't know... Al Capone was a notorious Chicago gangster, bootlegger and crime boss who was behind the Chicago Valentine's Day massacre in 1929. He went to prison at age 33 for tax evasion (because they couldn't get him for all the other crimes he had committed). He had untreated syphilis (there was no treatment then), and he regressed mentally to a point that they released him from prison, because a doctor had declared that by that point he had the mentality of a child. He died at his home (in Florida) at age 48 from a heart attack following a stroke. He was a vile, chaotic human being, though yeah, I guess he was hot stuff for a while. This is the person Trump wants to compare himself to? Of course he doesn't know any history, so he doesn't know anything, or how to put things into context. He just knows, "famous, notorious, exciting, still being talked about."
Thank you for this, and indeed him comparing himself to the infamous crime lord was not lost on me. I have never needed to compare him to the most vile people in history as he has always happily done that himself...
thanks fellow jackal :)🐾
A stable genius Dump is not.
My same thought was, "Why would you compare yourself to someone who had Syphilis brain?
I think the point he was trying to make is "Al Capone was a bad guy and he only got indicted once. I'm a good guy and they indicted me FOUR times."
Maybe I'm giving Donnie Smallfingers too much credit, but I think that was what he was getting at.
How anyone can back someone like this is totally beyond me. Completely insane.
They voted for him lol cuz he was spouting right wing nonsense
Disgusting vacating of morality in every sense.
His supporters have been super deep into their own built-up cognitive dissonance for years. It's not surprising.
I mean it’s not even surprising anymore!
It’s scary 😨
I laugh out loud when Seth does his Trump and Rudy imitations. Thank you Seth... you help me get through busy/crazy days!
Thats sad that you need a political commentator hack to get through your day
Think about that
@@wyattwillis8565 Laughter is good for the soul my friend.
It’s no Colbert-Eric Trump, but it’s up there.
As a lawyer, I never really feel tempted to violate the ethics rules or do any other kind of bad laywering unless I have a really bad client. The kind who manipulates, bullies, attempts to bribe, gaslights, omits important facts, etc. These are the kind of people who when you stand up for yourself they remind you your communication about your representation are confidential and you can't tell anyone.
On some level I feel bad for people who represent Donald Trump, but at the same I feel like they are naive for taking him on as a client in the first place and cowards for not getting out as soon as they should have known they were in over their heads.
Guilty for..? Successfully indicted for..? Gaslighter.
@icemaglite No, I was more commenting on how 2 or 3 of his lawyers are in legal trouble (Gulianni got disbarred, for example) because they followed his orders instead of telling him "no I won't do that".
These lawyers wanted the lie. They wanted trump. 12:28
i guess you don't read the actual reports. you just trust what this guy says
Which reports are you referring to?
I'm really sick of how he keeps not being in prison despite blatantly disobeying court orders. Stop threatening him with prison and put him in prison.
A poor person would have already been imprisoned, a long time ago.
No democracy without "equal justice under the law."
@@kitcoffey7194 Thing is, this kind of is equal justice. Last time a well-known politician broke some of these exact same laws, no one could call for her imprisonment without being accused of sexism. And what a lot of people don't understand is that, since her case was never brought to trial, they could raise it today without risking double jeopardy.
I don't necessarily disagree that Trump should be held accountable. I just think it's a little funny how people fail to realize that doing so would suggest that he and Clinton probably deserve to share a cell together.
@@kieranhair37 if you're talking about Clinton's emails, the maximum possible punishment for that is a *fine*. It's legally a procedural violation. Which is why they eventually decided to stop wasting so much tax payer money on it, despite the massive political pressure to continue investigating.
@@kieranhair37 If they could have put her in jail don't you think Trump would've had them do that at some point during the whole 4 years he had on power to have done that? I mean he had sworn to everyone within earshot & all his fans & donors, for all of 2016, that he'd put her in jail, but he never even tried cause he knew she hadn't done anything bad, (cause he KNEW how bad she could've acted because he himself was planning to be as crooked as possible, grift as much money from he treasury aspossible, do everything she had not done when she was there with Obama.)
To be clear, if ANY politician, any POTUS, V.P. or Senator does anything prosecution worthy, all Americans should realize that they all need to be prosecuted if they commit crimes, & they all should serve the sentence they're given if they're found guilty. You won't find me, or the majority of Americans and Democrats, sacrificing my freedom , my integrity, my relationship with reality & provable facts or my decency to support any politician's criminal behavior, or their rude, inappropriate, immature, racist, misogybist, draft dodging, tax evading, bank defrauding, stealing from their own charities, running fake busineesses & pu$%y grabbing behaviors either.
If they do the crime they can face the justice system just like the other millions of poverty stricken Amercan citizens have had to do & they can also do the time just like others have had to serve, for things as dumb as smoking a joint, this man has killed people with his mouth, with his inept leadership when he putt his stocks above millions of American's lives who got deathly sick because of his decisions when covid hit, people who are now disabled from the lung/heart damage of long covid. He's ruined thousands of lives directly by asking others to attack people who told the truth about him.
Poor Amercans have had to do years in prisons for FAR lesser crimes that harmed no one but themselves possibly.
We all should expect politicians who do criminal things to be charged, prosecuted and sentenced if found guilty... that's how we all should be, to protect OURAELVES from them.
Even so, you have to admit that using a wrong server is NOTHING compared to getting a mother of 5 killed (beause she believed his lies about the election, when HE was the only one actually cheating to TRY to stay in the White House.) and nearly getting his VP HUNG AT OUR CAPITOL, while he sent armed people there that he KNEW some were armed, then e sat watching on tv for more than 3 hours while they savagely attacked and beat on police officers. He refused many people begging him to send them some help, to send in troops, refused to protect them when 1 phone calllwas all he had to do, but he did not CARE.. He committed a dereliction of his sworn duty, hearing his people, his mob of THOUSANDS screaming on his tv, "HANG PENCE " he heard it just like I did that day while it happened. Now hundreds are in jail for trying to help him stay in office, because they trusted his lies, and went & beat up over 100 police officers badly, putting one's eyeball out & breaking and entering a locked federal building after they broke through the officers lines.
His exact words that morning in front of OUR White House was telling them that they "needed to go FIGHT for their country or they wouldn't have a country to fight for anymore." Well, we're still here and nothing happened bad to anyone except for the poor fools who tried to use their weapons to hold an insurrection at Trump's request & the officers his fans attacked.
What, pray tell, can you tell me that either Clinton did that comes anywhere close to praising Putin and Kim Jung Un, or taking Putin's side over all of his own intelligence agencies (in a live press conferene in Helsinki) or the half a million who died becuse he refused to close our borders when the first 5 cases of covid19 hit here? So when they do this crap then I'll be as tore about it as I am about the criminal who thinks he still is able to be a POTUS of all Americanswhen he has disqualified himself by not protecting the officcers on Jan 6, 2020 or the Senators.....
@@kieranhair37whataboutisims from a trumper. Color me shocked. 🙄
I like when they call him "ex-president" rather than "former president."
I prefer to call him "Sh*tbag". 😂😂
I like how Anthony Davis consistently refers to him as “the disgraced former president.”
🚬👨🏻🦳🥃 SOOO HOWS YO MOTHER DOIN?
I like it when they call him the prisoner
We damn well better make sure we never have to call Mr. President ever again!
When you get more power and more wealth, you should have more accountability, not less. I'm tired of incompetent CEOs and corrupt politicians getting a thousand attempts to do the right thing when most middle-low income people would be fired after the first infraction.
Forgiving student loans is like Trump’s tax cuts, except for regular people.
fired and/or in jail.
We have to prove them guilty beyond a shadow of a doubt BEFORE we charge these privileged people.
@@mpjstuff you mean you have to have some evidence. Yes, that is correct.
You mean Hunter and Joe, right?
If trump’s parents had ever said they were proud of him, even once, we might not have the person he is today.
You’re just mad that you’ll never accomplish even 1% of his success
@@TY9941_What 1% of his “success” is that? Running the family company in the ground with his lavish lifestyle, golden commodes, Bedminster, #MAGALoco and his philandering with porn stars? Or the way he confessed to Ivanka that the family was basicaly broke and owed some $9B to his investors like Deutsche Bank? Or how about the way the economy tanked when he refused to take Covid seriously and even publicly ridiculed the medical experts who were telling him it was dangerous and deadly, claiming he knew more than they did about it? Or maybe you mean the tax bill he so eagerly signed that gave even more money to the ultra-rich and left the middle class & poor with even fewer scraps but still got them to believe it actually helped them? Or how about his utterly psychotic behavior like splattering the walls of the WH & #MAGALoco with ketchup when he got angry, or the way he walked across Lafayette St Pk to hold a Bible up that wasn’t even his and how he agreed to have that park cleared of protestors with mounted cops, tear gas, concussion grenades and helicopters? And the success he had in alienating our allies in the world, eroding peaceful diplomacy and praising dictators like Putin, Xi, Kim, Erdogan and most recently Orban of Hungary, all because he thinks he can be a dictator and destroy democracy in our country? (Of course, you can leave Xi and Kim off that list…)
And there was his ultimate success of encouraging thousands of #MAGAites to storm the Capitol and cause a riot after he spent 2 mos riling them up on TV and Twitter, waiting 3 hours before saying one word to stop them and then calling them “very special”. Yup, I want 1% of that “success” more than anything, yessiree!
@@TY9941_ What success? He's failed at every business attempt, cheated on his taxes, in the 1980s/90s the IRS said he was the most in debt of any single person in the country, has been sued by everyone whom he ever hired because he never paid them. He isn't worth as much as he claims, and he manipulated banks by inflating the value of his properties. The only success he had was being a TV star, and that role was based on the lie that he was a successful businessman, a myth which he perpetuated. You cannot objectively and honestly say he was or is a success. Hell, he even won the Presidency by manipulation not by legitimate success. (through Cambridge Analytica, the Mercer family, and Russian interference in the election outcome).
to be fair, no one would ever be proud of trump
@@TY9941_ Frankly, I'm okay with not being able to defraud investors, cheat contractors, and exploit bankruptcy.
Great satire, Seth. You and your team of writers are always on the mark. Very humorous segment.
I don’t know about his mother, but Trump’s father isn’t looking down, he’s looking up.
Yep, yep. Those 2 robbed from my mom's company, so she's one of their many victims. They belong down there.
and he's definitely not proud. i hope don the con is lying on his deathbed trapped in the realization that his parents aren't proud of him and they never were.
🚬👳🏿♂️🥃 YOUR MOTHER IS DEFINITELY PLAYIN POKER WID HITLER , JOHN GOTTI , CHARLES MANSON AND AL CAPONE DOWN THERE.
the devil works for god, you know. God created him (by chrisitan folklore). The really scary thing is that neither are looking at him. They don't exist in any shape or form anymore bc the fantasy lands don't exist.
Even being disappointed would imply that they cared.
Let me get this straight: Two women underpaid teachers with only-fans accounts were immediately fired; but Santos is not. What does that say about our standards for the highest representative body in the land?
Because women doing the porn is "dirty", but men watching the porn is a-ok and manly.
🚬👳🏿♂️🥃 YOUR MOTHER LOOK LIKE RONDO HATTON
I don't think he was posting to Only Fans, he was paying for membership to content providers.
@@elegantgypsyrose5328So what?
He wanted to get a read on his dick size. The American public would have informed him for free as long as he put down the random babies and returned to Brazil.
I'm in awe of Santo's sheer audacity. I feel he's saying the quiet part out loud for most politicians bending/breaking of the rules.
It’s as if there is a contest to see which republican can be the most outrageous and incompetent.
It's a show of dominance. Doing blatantly bad things and getting away with it is a way to flaunt power.
Republicans have become Decepticons, if not a mafioso.
Now that he's the butt of the jokes, I bet George Santos regrets ever inventing comedy.
At least he'll always have the fact that he's the first human to have won the Triple Crown.
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He’s proudly comparing himself to a notorious gangster and criminal. But, he’s not guilty…
Thank you, Seth Meyers, for your thoughtful contributions to our nation's political discourse. Your approach, however, is not only well-informed but hilarious.
It's totally biased is what it is. Obviously Trump was highlighting the obvious discrepancy of a notorious murdering gangster who committed umpteen heinous vicious violent crimes but only got indicted once (for tax evasion, of all things) and a former president who committed no such vicious violent crimes and yet has been indicted over 100 times.
OK, you can argue that just because a vicious violent criminal gets away with virtually all his crimes, does not mean that a non violent criminal should be let off. I understand that. But zealously prosecuting a former president for things for which there is somewhat speculative evidence does come across as very heavy handed, and unnecessary - unless, of course, there is a political motivation to stop him from running in 2024.
@@zx7-rr486- Pretentious Balderdash 👹👹👹👹
@@zx7-rr486 The Truth from someone finally! You now have their heads spinning and hate boiling. Thank you!
@@madeleineprice9645 Pretentious? Do you even know what the word means? OK.. so you really think that Trump is a worse criminal than Al Capone? Al Capone, who murdered people and was a vicious gangster. Al Capone was indicted only for Tax fraud even though EVERYBODY knew he was a filthy murderer, yet Trump has been indicted more than 30 times including for such grave "crimes" as paying a porn star hush money. And.. the evidence against Trump IS weak, and he may well get acquitted; that's if corrupt prosecutors like Willis can even get to trial without being thrown off the case...
So yes.. Trump was absolutely correct to juxtapose Al Capone with himself.
When you as an assistant, lawyer, or staff hear mostly everyone call the president “the boss,” and not The President or sir, that should raise red flags and questions as to why.
Love how MSM are saying that the civil case bringing down his empire will be what tarnishes his legacy as a "business mogul," as if him bankrupting 6 previous companies didn't already do that.
But clearly, the bankruptcies DIDN'T bring him down or tarnish his "business mogul" image, since he managed to pull it off 6 times? And he would have been able to keep doing it for the rest of his life, if only he hadn't run for President.
@@DJSockmonkeyMusic I wish he hadn't run. He should have been put away long ago, but becoming President exponentially made putting him away harder, though it should have made it easier.
@@DJSockmonkeyMusic He bankrupted a casino. That alone made rational people suspicious of his public image.
The thing is, this is the base of Trump's empire, and seems to be the one Trump attaches a bunch of his self-esteem with. It's built upon the business Fred Trump SR, Trump's father, built, so that could be why it's taken a smidge longer to implode. While Fred SR seems to have been a deplorable human (once arrested while in a parade with the KKK), he somehow built a sound (?) business.
Just saying Capone was extremely embarrassed by his scar. He also got it because he insulted some guys sister and he slashed him three times with a knife. He didn’t get the scar in a cool way he was just a dick to a woman and her brother attacked him. Also 9:22 that is the most intelligent thing Sean Hannity has ever said.
Yeah, he hated the nickname scarface, he preferred snorky.
Extra points for leaving that photo of Trump looking up to his parents with a terrified expression on his face on the screen for an extra long time. 😂😂😂
So, what will it take for Trump to sit in jail while these trials go on? The clerk have to end up dead? SMH.
Don't give Trump any ideas.
Just what the Dems want, but it isn't going to happen! Seen the polls lately??
Capone wasn't indicted on one charge. He was indicted on many, and convicted of five.
Are you saying Trump was wrong about something? I'm stunned!
It not like maggots 1) don't believe everything that comes from his mouth, and 2) fact check anything...ever.
And Capone went to prison. And died there.
@@SchoolforHackers, he died at home in Floriduh after being released from prison....duh
Gotti died in prison. People get the mob mixed up. @@SchoolforHackers
What I cannot understand is how a judge could call off his gag order having heard him basically threaten the judge in charge of the case and his staff continuously.
🚬👱🏻♀️🥃 HI HONEY LOOK DOWN HERE SWEETIE ⬇️
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It’s likely bc they want to walk a fine line so that he doesn’t have grounds for a mistrial
It was either an IQ test or a method to differentially diagnose Oppositional Defiance Disorder which could be otherwise masked by characteristics of Narcistic Personality Disorder, or could it be his Malignant Sociopathy, exacerbated by his Sadistic Tendencies compounded by Developmental Delay and an otherwise Decompensated Personality. There's a lot going on in Trump's bigly brain.
It's BS anyone, ANYONE else would be in the Hague by now@@marifazekas5650
It's only temporary until it can go though the usual court procedures. A reasonable precaution considering how batshit crazy Trump and his Trumpers are. Trump of course will just make it even more obvious that the gag order is needed.
When Donny shouted for mother, I got this Antony Perkins chill down my spine. Not too psycho.
That is Anthony, and not too funny!
I wonder if this public filing will lead to consequences. They knew it was public. They 100% violated their gag orders!
Being charged with more crimes than Al Capone is not something even a normal criminal would boast about.
We ditched 'normal' a long long time ago.
Makes Al Capone a more clever criminal
@@GK-qc5ryMore clever? In this age of cell phones and computers, it is easier to get damming information. Capone had it easier when phones didn’t record text messages and kept voice messages. Without all the emails, etc., we might not have such a good case against Trump. Although, I have to admit that Trump and his minions were pretty stupid to not think of that.
He's not boasting about it... He used the comparison to back up his claim that he is being targeted unfairly.
@@froglady7491Didn't he incite an insurrection on live tv though? Pretty sure he would've been sent to Guantanamo Bay immediately in the days of Al Capone. The only reason why he hasn't yet is because our justice system is full of corruption and cowards. Plus, they're afraid of Trump's rabbid dickless fanbase.
Now I want to see the House ethics report on Matt Gaetz.
Yup. Gaetz's accomplice got sentenced to years in prison but Gaetz himself skated due to his powerful daddy protecting him. Matt Gaetz needs to face justice too!
You mean pedo Gaetz who paid to traffic underage girls across state lines?
Gaetz is protected by the people who give him the drugs he later tells children is ecstacy.
Yes! I want to see that, too!!!
they showed all of his victims. it was basically a middle school yearbook.
9:22 That is the most sensible thing I have ever heard Hannity say.
Shocking news about Santos would be hearing that he tried to kill somebody. Him voluntarily resigning or admitting to crimes we _didn’t_ already know about _might_ hit that level. Him being accused of new crimes isn’t shocking, and at this point him assaulting somebody wouldn’t be terribly shocking either.
These judges have no balls. If you aren't brave enough to follow up, and put him in jail, don't even make the threat. The man belongs in jail if anyone does.
Oh perhaps the Judges appreciate President Trump wants them to put him in jail. They would make him a cause celebre. Instead they treat him as pathetic.
You mean Joe and Hunter Biden, right???
We are so tired of him and his 💩!!! PUT HIM IN JAIL NOW!!!
PUT HIM IN JAIL, YEARS AGO.
Never happen people like him never have to pay for there crimes too many people worshiping him
Agreed. Have him share a cell with Hilary when they finally get around to indicting all the crap she falsely blamed on ignorance. It'll be worth it for the sitcom vibes.
You are talking about Joe who lied to Congress and his son, both of which sold us out to China and Russia? LOL
Fun fact: the last person indicted in 4 different jurisdictions at the same time was the DC shooter.
I missed Seth sorely during the strike. Wonderful to have you back. Great commentary. Thanks.
"Whoa guys, there's no need to fight. You can ALL be the worst lawyer you've ever seen in your life"
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That's PURE GOLD!
That line deserved a bigger laugh.
exelent line
Shortly after being booted from Congress, George Santos will appear on _Dancing With the Stars_ where he'll be introduced as Olivia de Havilland.
LOL
And I thought Rudy Ghouliani's appearance on The Masked Singer was bad.
Of course Olivia is best known for designing the De Havilland Beaver float plane. 😉
Sounds about right
It would be nice if tax payers could sue public officials if they feel they've been wronged, and if the case makes it to court, the official must automatically pay all court fees, since its their actions that brought about the case, as well as the fact that it's our money in their pockets anyway.
So... if Al Capone was a horrible mobster who was indicted once and you have been indicted four times... what does that mean?
I really appreciate the way these get released early, thank you.
I'd love it if everyone started calling him the "alleged former president", he'd lose what little mind he has left.
From this moment forward I vow to only refer to him as "the alleged former president."
Fake electors. He most likely lost more than the popular break.
DICKOTUS (Defendant-in-Chief-Kakistocrat of the United States)
I refer him as trump, and no higher.
Defendant Trump.
We've been hearing about "damning evidence" nearly every day for years. You'd think Trump, Santos, et al would be completely cinders by now.
“Numbist skull of them all” almost took me out completely!😅😂😂
🚬👴🏿🥃 I HATE JIMMY FALLON
I still can't get over how he repeatedly called himself "the law and order president"😂
i think he meant break the law and order McDonalds president.
He’s mental and so are his followers… shameful
I mean, Trump certainly has all of the attention from law and order these days with four indictments and 91 total felony charges!
I hear the law and order "Dun Dun" audio, and Sam Waterston smirking
Delirious
Love the podcast Seth, and the outros are fun too!
Best closer look all year. Banger!
I like how Trump compared himself to Al Capone when I’ve been calling him a mob boss for years now
And remember, Capone was famous for being revealed to have been a tax dodging moron with a syphilis-ridden brain. Someone who seemed capable but was really just a crooked idiot.
Sometimes the analogies draw themselves.
Failing to mention Capone went to prison because of TAX fraud. 🤣
Meh, he has more in common with Jim Jones.
Well, Capone also died in Florida of syphallis, so there's something else he and Trump might potentially have in common
Nothing like a mob boss.. he’s a scum bag crook for sure but mob bosses at least work their way up. he was born a rich brat that decided to be a grifter.
I'm starting to think we should place a moratorium on the phrase "damning evidence" until someone actually gets successfully damned by some of it.
*God,* Trump's rallies are weird.
I agree. Nobody has suffered any consequences as of yet.
How about - "Evidence formally known as damning"?
@@honda2363boxes of documents recovered, Trump's former legal team flipping, and Trump admitting he engaged in crime, on multiple networks..... that was easy. It's a question of the speed of a crap legal system. Trump should be damned to prison a year ago...... but that doesn't generate money for politics or the media .... that's America
I'm inclined to agree. I actually got excited for a second or two until I remembered how many similar headlines I've seen in the past that didn't lead to any consequences.
Hitler^ himself is looking up from that hot! place shaking his head motioning in disapproval wondering when Donnie will come down and keep him company...
Thank you Seth!
Good humor. I used to play Tidily Winks when I visited one of my grandmothers years ago.
SAntos should not be allowed to defraud his/their constituents and get away with just saying that he won't run again. Prison is the only destination deserving of this sort of action
This country needs to take fraud and ID theft way more seriously.
He has already been indicted for misuse of campaign funds as well as other charges. These would be further charges.
His/their? Are you seriously worried about offending his pronouns? Because I think just about anyone could tell you what they are.
@@unfurlinglotusflower6939 What bothers me tremendously about the word "indicted" being flung around a lot is that indicted this indicted that but there are never any real consequences. At this point indicted means nothing to me unless it is followed by some sort of notable consequence
@smuller8988 you should look at the statistics of the DOJ because when they federally indict someone, they do it to win. Most of their cases either end in guilty verdicts or plea deals. In 2022 only 0.4% of defendants who went to trial were acquitted.
Santos is everything Republicans accuse Democrats of being. Yet there he is, a full fledged Republican.
Worse yet, will soon be announcing a run for Senate.
He's an Olympic quality athlete.
The maga Republicans stole an election in 2016 and then created an organization in 2020 called "Stop The Steal".😅😂 there's no shame.!!
They're projecting. It's their favourite thing to do.
Actually Biden is committing all the crimes they are trying to prosecute Trump for. Except Biden is doing it on a bigger scale and even worse crimes. Every left wing nut job late night talk show host will end up eating their words, along with the echo chamber sheep watchers.
Great set Seth.
Another great one!
"I did everything RIGHT and they INDICTED MEE" I want to make that a ringtone.
For a limited time only.
I'd buy it
Speaking as the head of nasa, 3 time Nobel laureate, best selling author, mma heavyweight champion, and the inventor of sliced bread I empathize with Mr. Santos. Why can’t they just believe those of us burdened with glorious purpose?!
The best laugh in a loooong time... THX! XOXOXOXO
😏 Um excuse me, but I'm the Head of NASA. And I've out sold Taylor Swift plus Travis Kelcey-he was mine first. You can have him, girl. 🤷♀️So what he's vaccinated. I created the vaccine. 🤨 You're Welcome. 🤣😂
LOLOLOLOLOL ... that's great!
Ikr!!
Hello, god of stories.
that bit about vcr going backwards was great!
Big fun tonight tnx😘
Signs of a psychopath
• behavior that conflicts with all social norms.
• disregarding or violating the rights of others.
• incapable to distinguish between right and wrong.
• extreme difficulty showing remorse, void of empathy.
• tendency to lie often, repeatedly. Behaving in impulsive and risky manner.
• extremely manipulative and exploitative without care of hurting others.
• no conscience or guilt, and refuse to accept responsibility for their actions.
god luv ya for that reverse VHS work/reference.
Awesome, funny and very entertaining 🥰
The most disgusting thing about Santos is that GOPAnom would rather keep this waste a skin in Congress just to keep their majority up, even though it’s not an issue.
🚬👴🏿🥃 SOOO HOWS YO MOTHER DOIN?
The Year was 1994 aad, The Man was one Newton Gingrich J.
@@bradleyheck7204 Bess your little heart.
4:17 the biggest difference between Al Capone and Trump is that Capone didn’t commit his crimes in plain sight, then brag about those crimes, and boast that he had every right to commit those crimes.
Didnt capone got caught because he bragged about commiting tax evasion?
@@TalesStahlI could be wrong but I don’t think he bragged about it. I think what happened was the IRS looked at his businesses and saw that he wasn’t reporting the income from the businesses.
@@ChristopherMueller-qm9usTax evasion was the only thing Capone could be arrested for because he was so careful when committing all his other crimes.
Excellent ❤
I Love you Seth!❤
I'm shocked (that the House has an ethics committee)!
"The boss is not going to leave under any circumstances. He's just going to stay in power"
we were so close to having a Trump dictatorship. This is terrifying! This case is really driving that back home.
🚬👴🏿🥃 I HATE JIMMY FALLON
Americans had a Revolution before and they could have another one again.
it is not "WERE", it is "ARE" (so close to having a dictatorship)
@@paulyricca3881- It’s Seth Meyers, genius 😊😊😊😊
I mean. say what you will of all of the madness, I cant help but feel a sliver of respect for those who finally admitted that it was all BS, and are now helping making it right. Even if they fucked up.
I feel his lawyers got their degrees from Trump University lol
Seth keeps me sane since 2016
The party of law and order doesn't mind criminals when they're republicans.
The law and order thing is just a reference to the fact that they're a bunch of Dick-wolves.
@@sir_vix that makes so much sense
@@sir_vix😆 Ha! I see what you did there.
🚬👨🏻🦳🥃 NO KIDDIN U BLEEDING HEART LIBERAL. GO PLAY YOUR BOB DYLAN 45s ON YOUR EMERSON CADENZA AND SHUT UP.
That's called a 2tier system one for them and one for Us
Seth is so damn funny... "Mother are you proud of me." And he is just telling the truth!! Please everyone get out and VOTE VOTE VOTE or we may never have the chance to vote again!! 💯💯💯
you got me... at work... lol'd. Got funny looks had to take out my headphone... the cool aid guy bit... oooh ya
Seth nails it once again.
please. I don't want to imagine seth nailing anyone.
You know he’s very ill when he says that his wife, his mom, and his dad are so in love with him. Yet, their are no receipts.
Mispelled at the end, big L
😂😂 Great job 👍. Nailed that one 😂😂
Judge Thomas and Rep. Santos seem to have the same ethic and moral
Trump is looking in the wrong direction if he's trying to address his parents...
👿💀👿💀
don't stoop to their level
I think Daddy-o is looking on and saying "Son, I did all kinds of s#it for 60 years and didn't get caught. You're a moron."
@vdavis4785 for sure! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Oh stoop to their level. That's funny. I think I made a similar comment in another video about Trump's parents.
I don't know much about the mom, but I remember the Frontline documentary on Trump where his father said his brother was basically just a bus driver in the sky when he became an airline pilot (the brother OD'd) and ditch Trump off to military school rather than raise him. It's not often I can say I'm glad my father just ditched me and my mom.
The next shocking thing about Santos is if he makes a claim and it turns out to be true.
On Fire Seth! ❤️
Great show Seth😂😂😊
Trump filing a mistrial in a court case where his guilt has already been determined is, like, peak Trump. What a clown.
He thinks it was pre-determined and therefore a mistrial. Also, it doesn't really matter, it's part of the show. He isn't filing it in the hope the original trial gets tossed. He does so to tell his cult it was a mistrial. The REAL hope behind all of this is that enough people figuratively and literally call to arms on his behalf when he finally gets thrown into prison.
Yeah His guilt was decided by the judge after he reviewed the evidence that obviously shows his guilt He had an opportunity for a trial by jury But his keystone cop lawyers didn’t check off that box. Quite frankly T* and his goons don’t check off on a lot of boxes I am holding on to good vibes that the American voters will check the only box to preserve our Constitution rejecting this MAGA Republican assault to destroy USA
Trump once tweeted that he could pardon himself if he was guilty of election fraud and treason in 2018.
Correction: putting a VHS tape in the machine upside down would not make it do that. Also, tapes are keyed so they can only go in the correct way.
Hello Jackal! 👋
Ooh, is this an official jackal?
Another detective novel enthusiast!
Oh, I just knew someone would pounce.
I think he was baiting us with that one. :)
Playing a vhs backward or upside down would not result in backwards playing video. It is more of a nightmare of sound and colors.
Great show
Republicans keep getting crazier. Get out and vote and get everyone you know to do the same.
🗽💙🌊🗽
Vote blue
Trump’s father and mother were looking DOWN? Nope.
Looking up?
Of course
Hell doesn't exist and there is no justice in this world.
@@kitcoffey7194 Rastas would say that hell exists, here on earth. Or heaven. And nowhere else.
@@kitcoffey7194 Eh, let 'em believe what they want. All they're doing is preaching to the choir that was going to vote the same way they do anyway. No independent voter is going to see this and respect the party that spent half a comment section shitting on dead people. Literally all this kind of humor serves to accomplish is driving away the votes they need most. But I'd bet you money that if they lose, they're going to act totally surprised as if they have no idea how it could've possibly happened.
So, I take back my criticisms. Be as crass and dark as you possibly can. Continue making it look like you have nothing to offer a conversation that actually props up your own candidate, and instead keep spending your time making crass remarks about a woman you know nothing about and who isn't even running. Hasn't been that long since y'all voted for a rapist's wife while his victim was in the audience at the convention. But I'm sure this is totally the way to come back from that.
The Kool-Aid Man bit was great.
For corrections, a VHS won't go into the VCR backwards or upside down. They were designed that way to be semi-foolproof.
i have been meaning to say this for quite some time. i want to thank you and our other late show host for standing up to all those trying to destroy our democracy . again thank you...
Seth is so naturally funny! 😂👌❤️
News flash to Trump lawyers: There’s no point calling for a mistrial. You already lost! The judge already found him liable. The only question now is how much he’s liable for.
Yeah, but Trump and his lawyers are morons. They just don’t get it and they never will.
Guilty until proven innocent.
@@sneakyquickThere is 0 proof of trump being innocent of anything.
@@sneakyquickcivil trials don't determine guilt. That's why he was found _liable_ and now they're just determining how much he's gonna pay.
@@sneakyquick He was already *PROVEN* guilty. People like to pretend this trial is to determine his guilt. It's not; this trial is to determine the appropriate punishment for crimes he was already proven guilty of committing. I know the right aren't known for accepting basic facts and/or reality, but FFS...
If Capone played with Tiddley-winks in Scranton, he'd've had a second scar, going from there to there.
I can only watch my political news from #SethMyers or #StephenColbert in order to maintain my sanity! So glad y’all back!
So true!
Amen!!!
Imagine how different the world would be if his parents had ever expressed pride in him before dying.
Or if they'd used birth control, condoms an abortion, all viable options when you consider the result