26 Minutes to Fuel Your Ted Cruz Fury | The Daily Show
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- Опубліковано 4 лип 2024
- Watch Ted Cruz's moronic rise from machiavellian teenager, to nightmare college roommate, to soup obsessive, to the senator we know and don't love today. #DailyShow #comedy
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I used to say he looked like an alcoholic werewolf, but frankly alcoholics and werewolves deserve more dignity than being compared to Ted Cruz.
Alcoholics and werewolves? You know Nancy Pelosi too?😅
I once saw a poker video where I thought there were 2 Phil Hellmuth on the table. Took me half a minute to realize the other Phil Hellmuth is Ted Cruz.
I never felt that bad for Phil Hellmuth before, for me to mistake Ted Cruz for him. And I hate Phil Hellmuth.
Yes, yes we do
@@MajorHenryL. I guess I shouldn’t be surprised that the broke crime president’s guys are creatively bankrupt and stealing insults.
i'm sure the werewolf community would agree with you X3
I don’t blame Cruz for going to Cancun… I blame him for coming BACK! 😢
Yeah, man, he can go back to Cuba. No, they have enough @$$holes already.
😆😅🤣😂😆😅🤣😂VOTE BLUE.
💙🩵💙🩵💙🩵💙🩵💙🩵
Ted Cruz cruised to Cancun and _still_ was voted back in. No longer feel bad for Republicans in Texas.
and blamed his kids for it. while texass froze over
Why would you ever feel bad for Republicans in Texas? It's the intelligent and in Texas you should feel bad for.
They have very short memories and only hate for democrats.
Republicans seal their own fate.
I can't imagine why you would have felt bad for them to begin with.
Teddy never fails to deliver a spectacular showing of his ineptitude.
same with sleepy joe.
@@macngeeseyt6029 nothing like the smell of byllshit propaganda in the afternoon. It goes so well with my coffee.
@@ryanu8082 This video isn't propaganda?
Yet he's still an elected official; what is wrong with you people in the US
Okay, guys, calm down, everybody always says the other side's opinion is propaganda. Let's talk this out like adults, which I hope and believe you two are.
13:25 😂😂😂 seeing as DJT wanted to nuke a hurricane, Klepper wasn't wrong.
Came here to say that. I was like 👀
We literally were melting snow here in Austin Texas. Ted and Abbott have to go!!!
It was honestly terrifying and horrible how helpless we all were. Even if we were in a position to help others, we couldn't leave bc the roads were undriveable for days. And if folks had lost power and/or water (like my parents) well they were doubly SoL bc they couldn't escape! I'm in Austin too but its just incredible to remind myself that this not only happened in our area, but it was statewide!! On the heels of Covid pandemic (or was it during? I can't even remember the timelines clearly anymore). People sat trapped in their homes and literally froze to death. Ted Cruz scurried away to Cancún then skulked back and blamed his kids when it was noticed; people like Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez came to us (to Houston IIRC) to lend aid. What a contrast that was. Glad you made it through, neighbor ❤
Edit to add: Found an article, googled to be sure I wasn't remembering wrong about Cruz and AOC www.businessinsider.com/timeline-cruz-aoc-react-to-the-devastating-texas-winter-storm-2021-2
100%
Make it happen already instead of re-electing those worms
Why were you melting snow in Austin? What are you? Pro-Global Warming!!!???
They do, but Texans love them.
Trevor and Jordan I could watch those two 24/7😂❤😂
PEASE ANY OTHER ROOM.
STOP electing incompetent individuals that are only working to benefit themselves.
I believe all politicians should be re-evaluated annually by randomly selected voters on their job performance, project completions & vote consistencies, etc... in order to qualify for re-election without exceptions.
A Hispanic from Canada pretending to be a Texan.
“A self-financed, melting jack-o-lantern” lol... Love this guy
I heard that Ted asked his wife during the freeze why dont the citizens who are freezing just fly to a warmer country when its cold at home.
wouldn't be surprising
I wouldn't be surprised if she told them to eat cake when they get hungry.
The Pope and trump are on stage in front of a large crowd.
The Pope says to Trump, “Do you know that with one little wave of my hand I can make every person in this crowd go wild with joy? This joy will not be a momentary display, like that of your followers, but go deep into their hearts and for the rest of their lives whenever they speak of this day, they will rejoice!”
Trump replies, “I seriously doubt that, with one wave of your hand? Show me!”
So the Pope slapped him.
A man can dream.
Thank you daily show for sustaining me through the writers and actors strike! Bravo!
You should be thanking the writers that wrote these segments. Not the greedy corporation that continues to regurgitate over used clips to continue to make a buck.
@@vampcaff excellent point that escaped me. Thanks
I’m dyslexic and read the title as Ted Cruz furry.
Fuel your Ted Cruz furry, Peanut Butta.
Thanks for the imagery
As a German I'd like to laugh about it but our government has taken many, many lessons from him. So now I can only cry.
It only takes 10 seconds to hate Ted Cruz
I endured 26 minutes of Ted Cruz. Do I get a cookie?
7:47 No Soup for you 🍜🤮
How can you even think of food after that ?
@@sunshine3914 Tru dat - I am going on a fast and pray that my mind deletes any image of Cancun Ted - not even green eggs and ham🟩🥚🟩
Yes, and you also get a lollipop!
You get a Cruz favorite... a lukewarm can of Campbell's New England clam chowder. Enjoy!
The Hassan Minaj, Jordan Kleper and Trevor Noah bit was hilarious. Great writing.
A face only a mother could love
And then you catch her making that face of “ no, not really!”
It's a shame she doesn't.
@@user-lf1be1of8flol she was like, "well idk about all THAT!"" 🙄
The "moronization" of the gop. Best new word of 2023.
Ted Cruz,of course he never fails to disappoint.
The soup bit took me out 😅😅
Ted Cruz probably bought that soup out of a car trunk. Someone probably stole a tractor trailer full of soup and passed the savings on to Ted Cruz.
I'd say it's more likely that he stole it from a soup kitchen... That's more his style.
Show your fury by voting these criminals and opportunist out of office.
Has anyone noticed that Ted Cruz is looking more and more like Fidel Castro?
More like his overweight son
Love him or hate him, Castro was intelligent and started his political journey with a sincere to help people. He became a monster. Ted was born that way.
Pure joy! Thank you.
Ted Cruz makes me ashamed to admit that I like Campbell's Chunky soup. But it often goes on sale, so you have to stock up. Then we buy a whole case (12 cans).
Outstanding Trevor.
And he looks like "Riff-Raff" on the Underdog cartoon!
And we can thank all the bone heads in his Texas district for continuing to keep him and his boogers on public display in WA DC.
District? It's not a district, it's the whole state - and worst of all they elected him twice.
@StoneE4 Not the whole state, lots of us are trying to get him out! Vote Colin Allred!!
@@shannansmith2188 Lots of you need to *_TRY A LOT HARDER!!!_*
Kim....Cruz is a Senator, not a Representative.
Repeat 8th grade.
He is, and always has been, creepy!!!
The head job coach for my day program mentioned one of the clients moving to Texas. I said that I didn't like Texas because they had Ted Cruz. She said that all politicians are unlikable. I told her that Ted Cruz kicked it up a notch.
I’ve noticed that Crud has been off the radar lately. Almost like his only position on the issues of the day is “hidden”.
I could not get half-way thru this before stopping it. A low-brow living the hi-life.
I could not stop laughing .Cruz is such a creep
Really pathetic when you see Ted Cruz' daughters don't even respect or trust him. There is one absolute about being a father and that is to raise your children so they know they have at least one man they can trust and who will protect them. On the positive side, at least Cruz is making sure his children are better people than he is.
Well, he has set the bar quite low…
Wouldnt count on it. Trump's sons lived with him his entire life and they still adore him even though apparently he doesnt think too highly on either of them
So many ways to be awful. The bacon wrapped gun isn't the worst but you know he has never cleaned his own guns. Horrible human..
EW EW EW!!! Stop torturing us!
How have I never heard his weird soup story before?!
beautifully done thanks
3:08 Seriously, he’s just Gross! 🤮 I pity his girls.
Remember when her tried to hug his oldest daughter and she pushed him away?😅
She has his number!
Thank you!
"who is this man?" Incredible
I dumbfounded why people would want to vote for the Narcissistic Party
5:59 the way momma cruz looks at her daughter when she shuts her dad down from lying about their cute lil fake family dynamic bs 😅 she got one of those "I'm gonna get you when we get to the car" looks..😅😂
Man, I miss Trevor.
It’s funny but sad how we used to look back at Trump vs Cruz and think that Cruz was somehow worse, or how we had hope in Trump actually being presidential and taking the job seriously. Say what you will, but a Cruz presidency would have been far better for America and our Allies than what we got with Trump….and that hurts to say because I despise Cruz.
Hillary would of been pres if Raphael Cruz was the nominee
We could have had Bernie ffs. The entire time would have been higher wages, peace and we could have all gone to bed by 8:30 completely satisfied.
This is not the 1rst time he did this, when it was covid he pulled this cancoun thing to.
I was so shocked that Beto lost to abbot
And to Cancun Cruz.
Robert Francis O’Rourke, aka “Fakexican” was a HORRIBLE and inauthentic candidate. Suits you people well.
There's only one thing that explains it... Texans.
@@StoneE4
Thats racist!!
@@MajorHenryL. Oh yeah? What race am I disparaging?
And voted back in. WOW!!!!
I miss the Daily Show and Late Night with Stephen Colbert. Hope the strikes stop soon.
Florida and Texas are places where brains 🧠 go to die 😢
We were without water, heat, phone, electricity during that storm in Texas. It lasted for days. Stuck in bed with my overcoat on and gloves and knit hat. Disliked Ted before that but seeing him leaving for Cancun while we were freezing was just too much.
That’s Teddy for you. he truly doesn’t care for any one other then $$$$$$$$$$$$$
He shouldn't pass the buck on his daughters
Jordon Klemper should be the next host
11:07 The National Review quote about Trump as a menace✔️
Oh I get it you are talking about Rafael Cruz 😂😂😅 or is it Eddie Munster??
Thanks, I absolutely hated listening to this and seeing Ted’s Melting face
some great insight here
Ted seems to know Loriots movie "Pappa ante Portas". 😂
Vote out Cancun Ted.
The recap of the daily show in 2023 is just going to be clips from 2020-2022. A true viewing experience.
I don’t think I’ll be able to make it the full 26 minutes…
"We don't sing together." Wrong about his own daughters/ Who'da thought?
Miss you Comedy Central
Someone needs to protect those kids from the Zodiac killer.
5:17 my friend’s dad had a heart attack in his sleep and died the day after watching a 2011 re-showing of this movie in the theater.
My South African friend was a big white Harley Biker....he had same accent as this man
🌽Trump & Ted eats corn the long way 🌽
Nice ...
Why can't we call him by his real name - Frank Burns Jr.
Fled Cruz
In Texas, we call him Ratatouille. Hes such a rat!
Ted Cruz & Ron DeSantis look like Ratigan (from The Great Mouse Detective) ....
I know it's just me ... but I see the face of a evil mouse with those 2.. 😂
PLEASE ANY OTHER ROOM.
pay your writers
Hey, when will you talk about the real company Cannafarm Ltd that brings profit?
Either Ted Cruz‘s wife got a makeover or under our noses, he traded her in. Either way, she looks marvelous dalink.
I do not like that man Ted Cruz
I do not like his far right views
I love soup
Wait...I thought most of Texas has been calling for secession
Is he back on show...i thought he left the show.....can anyone tell me....is he back?
Nope...he's not back/coming back...they're just posting content and trying to stay relevant during the strike.
When do we get Trevor back?
13:00 in, this is hilarious. #Enjoy
Ted Cruz and George Santos are one and the same 😢😢😢
Ted "Odd Father" Cruz
11:20 they're making trump sound great
I'm going to have to watch this in small installments. My tolerance level of this person is far shorter than this video.
Are they hinting that they’re bringing Trevor back?
Nope...just trying to post content and stay relevant during the strike!
When Texas Republicans got Ted Cruz they considered that a win....🤫
If only we could harness the Ted Cruz fury energy, we would be free from fossile fuels tomorrow.
They literally almost called Trump wanting to nuke a hurricane
This country needs Trevor Noah again.
Agreed with midas touch. Glad I'm not longer in the ditch with these loonies alone.
Nice job Texas lol
Why is Trevor back to the daily show ?
Nope...he's not back/coming back...they're just re-posting content and trying to stay relevant during the strike.
Well, he still got voted in, soooo. All wells
Trump calling Cruz a liar...
Pay your people a fair wage.