Ok but in theory it goes hard. If everything goes perfect and you cripple yourself by never discarding you can get almost 3 flat mult per round. You have 5 seconds to name 30 jokers that can outpace that. Yeah I didn't think so.
8:45 me when a wizard promises me endless wealth if I simply deliver a magical canvas that converts whatever is illustrated upon it into a real tangible physical object
Is it me, or has he gone from "always skip small blind" to "never skip any blind". He had a negative tag on a small blind and chose the 3 dollars he got over a free negative joker...
The only blinds you should MAYBE skip are in the first 2 antes to get something like a free holo joker, or $25 after the boss. Other than that you should not be skipping, you simply lose too much value from not playing (possible scaling) and skipping a shop
Taking the "adding cards adds x mult" card right after taking an eternal erosion because "we're adding cards like crazy" was genius. not type a chatting, his idiosyncratic play is why I watch
Flushes and green joker have excellent synergy because neither gives you much score or scaling which allows for more time to scale to the same degree as other builds, just without the innate econ from winning in fewer hands
had to get out the instant i realized he still skips packs instead of taking the "useless card" to just buy sell. i mean why not take it you already paid for the pack just sell the campfire
eternal Erosion and Hologram, the combo you didn't know you needed
When he took them both I was like "The egg has cracked"
his plans are measured in centuries
@@hazmat7242They call him the century egg
Had a run with those 2 the other day, but I also had Trading Card and Certificate. So erosion never got scaled down and hologram just kept increasing
@@LWmusik based
not buying icecream bc "i dont wanna win too fast" and then immediately dying on the next blind was a hilarious bit
“all we need is more chips”
Ice cream appears.
“I don’t want to win too fast”
Loses
He's truly one of the balatro players of all time
"I don't want to win too fast" into immediately losing was so funny.
Yet another failed ante 1 Green Joker run, you love to see it
Ok but in theory it goes hard. If everything goes perfect and you cripple yourself by never discarding you can get almost 3 flat mult per round. You have 5 seconds to name 30 jokers that can outpace that. Yeah I didn't think so.
the... zanemaster bought an eternal showman to get a second green joker. the most bizarre misplay ive ever watched
@DestroManiak that is truly cursed holy
We're Green Joker abusers, of course we sell Temperance for $1 instead of using it for $2
We're baltaro guys of course we skip a pack out of spite
I love when people personify roguelites and try and hurt their feelings
Bro didn’t even sell the joker lmao
He doesn't need that stinkin' money! He's a Balatro guy!
8:45 me when a wizard promises me endless wealth if I simply deliver a magical canvas that converts whatever is illustrated upon it into a real tangible physical object
+2
insane line of thought to make this joke but +2
+2
+2
29:59 when the jedi mind trick wears off
+2
erosion and then immediately pivoting into hologram, his plans are measured in centuries
Is it me, or has he gone from "always skip small blind" to "never skip any blind". He had a negative tag on a small blind and chose the 3 dollars he got over a free negative joker...
The only blinds you should MAYBE skip are in the first 2 antes to get something like a free holo joker, or $25 after the boss. Other than that you should not be skipping, you simply lose too much value from not playing (possible scaling) and skipping a shop
High level play tends not to include a lot of skips - less money, less scaling, less shops, minimal gains
Taking the "adding cards adds x mult" card right after taking an eternal erosion because "we're adding cards like crazy" was genius. not type a chatting, his idiosyncratic play is why I watch
The long delay before the payout of realization just keeps us coming back. Egg on my brothers.
Every time I look away from the run and then glance back he's already lost 💀
1:07 the malevolent artificial intelligence AM in Harlan Ellison's story "I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream".
+2
I have no mouth and I must +2
32:59 Me when I show up to the barbecue and they only brought regular and bbq lays
8:12 Me when my fifth grade teacher asks me the first step of writing an essay
Erosion and Hologram? This man’s plans are measured in millennia.
28:31 me when my friend gives me a purple nurple without warning but i love him so i laugh it off
29 blorps in 2 beeps? fell off
+2
Seems that he has more boinks than binks
finally, some good fuckin’ blingans
+ -/ = [1+(1)]
+2
Wouldn’t be an NL video without either a “hi tomo” or a green joker and I’m here for it
49:47 The Rogue explaining to the Wizard that he did not disarm the trap in time
Hologram and erosion in the same deck is 9000000 iq
When NL skipped over Green Joker i had to call my local mental health wellness center because I thought for sure I was hallucinating
Me when I see a gate getting bullied:
26:00 Sells temperance for $1 rather than using it for double the value...
“We’re so back”
Immediately loses
NL I love your non stream videos. You arguing with yourself is great!
It’s so funny whenever he buys tarot merchant and is immediately like “why the fuck are there none jokers in the shop”
not NL getting an early green joker, declaring the run as an easy win, then losing every single time
we're Balatro guys, of course we don't want to talk about it after putting our blueprint at the wrong spot
anyone else love how he says "cheps"? ICANT
Not me immediately exiting the video to go listen to Overkill the second NL reminds me of that masterpiece
35:35 “We don’t have to build around vagabond forever.” It took NL speed running to finally come to this realization. 😂
Balatro
NO WAY ! Today is gonna snow ...he skipped Green Joker
we’re balatro guys of course we buy a joker that gains mult for removing cards and a card that gains mult for adding cards
Classic NL, trying to combo two opposites like Erosion and Hologram.
sponsorblock having a highlight on this video is scary. what does he cook this episode
Flushes and green joker have excellent synergy because neither gives you much score or scaling which allows for more time to scale to the same degree as other builds, just without the innate econ from winning in fewer hands
Me waiting for Tomo to walk in and NL to say hi
did bro just sell all of his jokers to duplicate like 12 chips on a joker he hates
immediate loss next blind, least surprising outcome ever just dropped
70 views in 2 mins bro is popping off 🎉
Place your bets here on if the egg sells the egg before the egg goes sunnyside up.
I personally think he whiffs it
I’m a fool
Erosion and hologram. Galaxy play ❤
eternal Erosion and Hologram.. sells astronomer instead of hologram
when the jazz band asks what they should play for the sibling of the man who is selling our stolen goods to the public
+2 you cooked
Where's the thinking cap, is it under the bald cap?
Love your content 👍
May thy hand be chipped up and shatter records
when will he start putting the seals on cards he actually wants to play and therefore dupe lol
we're youtube guys of course we retroactively type A chat
I WAS SO EXCITED FOR A VIDEO WITHOUT GREEN JOKER
Wee oboltro ugsy ofcuerss
i think nl has listened to hiphopaptomus vs rhymenocerous recently
watching a man lose at a videogame after being click baited feels bad ngl
Views. Minutes.
Trading a 3x mult from the Trio for a 1.5x mult of baseball. I love nl
Pog card game
How water proof is this jacket?
NL and Balatro name a better pair
two red seal kings
He passed up on a green joker??????
more like Balathrow amirite guise ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
We're Balatro guys, of course we have no idea what showman actually does.
not playing the 7 at 33:15 and it losing him the run is truly peak egg
had to get out the instant i realized he still skips packs instead of taking the "useless card" to just buy sell. i mean why not take it you already paid for the pack just sell the campfire
6:14 death with 2 square jokers holy moly because bro was like "eh fuck it"
Once again I am asking NL to consider using the alternate color scheme for the cards. I'm colorblind and it helps a ton.
No views? 35s posted? Fell off.
I swear ong people will never stop saying "first" 🤓
Naw some people just do the 'haha x views in first minute ufeloff'
First brother
he was cooking a bit for the last run until every joker bought created a paradox build lmao
At 33:26, if he did a straight with 3 (glass) ,4,5,6,7 instead, he would have won the round sadge
Or the A-5 straight
me when im the manager of a baseball team and our star player is coming up with the bases loaded:
Get it twisted we will win
When im the manager of a baseball team and out star player who happens to be my brother is coming up with the bases loaded:
6:26 how does he not know after all this time that two face cards and 3 eights wins you round 1 in one hand
I think he simply did not see the full house because he was too focused on flushes
we’re balatro guys, of course we have to take a break from commenting before the brain rot fully consumes us
that directors cut play is the smartest thing ive seen him do