"Good thing he wore his tactical Cosby sweater." "Please take this moment seriously even though he looks like he blew up in an Itchy and Scratchy cartoon."
Peyton Manning was the biggest. Though at the start when shaving a detected a hint of pathetic version of Nick Cage...scratch that, a more pathetic version of Nick Cage.
Edgewood always makes movies that are just functional. A basic kitchen appliance with no bells or whistles. All the basic elements are there but every moment is done in the most basic, unimpressive fashion. It's not hurting anyone, and no one really cares.
12:36 I love the cardboard window frame. Just something about the insanely huge explosion that would have killed everything within a 200 yard radius gets me laughing uncontrollably every time.
All the references to the "boys"/"young men" who attacked him just reminds me of all the lines about Buzz the Icky Elf from "Girl in Gold Boots" and how 'young' he was supposed to be ("He's just a child!").
An actual assassin wouldn’t have gone for the explosion as plan A. It’s hard to plausibly deny an explosion, especially one coming from something which cannot usually explode, like a cake. Not to mention all the innocent collateral damage (beyond the random kids). Agent 47 would have made him choke on the cake somehow.
I agree. They’re not even bad, just…efficiency-minded. They’re not unprofessional, just limited in execution by budget. He’s kept his company in business for decades, and that means something.
I am glad that Chile has not sued Texas for flag design infringement. It nearly made me think that the set designers threw a random flag up and hoped nobody would notice.
That guy does look a little like Peyton Manning, but he really looks like the love child of an unholy union of Peyton Manning, Ben Gazzara, and Robert Englund. In equal measure.
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I get the feeling that Don Mogavero came into a sum of money around 1995, spent all of it on his 3 movies, and then went back to his previous life in 1998.
I'm guessing "Those unemployed adult males having a group midlife crisis are bad news," was too long a line. Or the screenwriter wasn't up to writing it. Or something.
I KEEP seeing Peyton Manning in this...either I've watched too much football or too many bad movies. And 7:31 Just saw Tom Brady! 🤣 The doberman at 11:35 was cute tho. "Nice doggy."
My “close relative”wears the exact jeans in this movie (because he weighs the same as he did in 1996 and has always owed 45 pairs of them. Yes he really has 45 perfectly useable pairs), tucks in his “midlife crisis motorcycle brand” t shirt and wears New Balance tennis shoes.
When I saw the Chilean flag behind the gah-vernment official, I thought, "He's President of Texas?" Then I remembered, "Oh, right. That's Chile's flag." Normally this could be an honest mistake, but...I was born, raised, and live in Texas. Shame.
Ha! Yeah that's actually Nick Miller's much younger (as they imply) and much intelligent brother Hank Miller, who also sides with the evil Bob Creepy who is the Brother Bob Evil from Time Chasers! "We're all connected you fool! You, me, Nipsey Russell, Ruth Bader Ginsberg, Chesty Morgan!"
So they set off a bomb in *front* of the building... which blows the first story of the building *forward*... and the upper story... just collapses onto the first story? Maybe that guy should be making simulations for those Loose Change people.
@@Jarumo76So their pick for live action Leisure Suit Larry is Alternate Universe Jim Belushi/Alternate Universe Peyton Manning? Man...I REALLY don't know a THING about the Leisure Suit Larry series...
"I don't want revenge, I want retribution."
So, revenge, then.
"Good thing he wore his tactical Cosby sweater."
"Please take this moment seriously even though he looks like he blew up in an Itchy and Scratchy cartoon."
They can afford those explosions and helicopters but they couldn't afford a lead who doesn't look and run and act like Homer Simpson?
From Castleton to flying in time machines to meager construction worker/chain wielding thug.......our butt chin hero has fallen on hard times
Chef Boy Ardee + Jim Belushi + Phil Collins = lead actor. It’s a whole vibe 😂
Peyton Manning 😂
Peyton Manning was the biggest.
Though at the start when shaving a detected a hint of pathetic version of Nick Cage...scratch that, a more pathetic version of Nick Cage.
I feel like the "hero" needs a castleton t shirt
He can just borrow it from Nick at 10:35
They DEFINITELY went to the same school ...
Do they make shirts like that for men, too?
I would suggest a mullet too, but...
Such a Melbourne snob thing to say ..
"I'm a foreigner!! Mama Mia! Sac le bleu!!" 😂😂😂 I'm dying!!!
“Hey idiot, you forgot your room key”
“Now, it’s a birthday car”
“And I love handsome pool cleaner daddy, too”
“Come on in, grab a chain...let’s fight”
“If only there were land for lease”
“It’s a shame”
I love those riffs that you forget about... and "Tactical Cosby Sweater" gets me every time. lol
Tonight on Mythbusters!
This ENTIRE movie..
Edgewood always makes movies that are just functional. A basic kitchen appliance with no bells or whistles. All the basic elements are there but every moment is done in the most basic, unimpressive fashion. It's not hurting anyone, and no one really cares.
MariktheGunslinger
Whatever, Castleton snob.
They're the Days Inn of movies.
How can this guy have a mullet while simultaneously being bald?
Skullet.
I lost it at the Nationwide joke
"I just gave this guy my gun!"
I just laughed real hard. I may have hurt something
Gotta love that new car smell...
"Please take this moment seriously, even though he looks like he blew up in an 'Itchy and Scratchy' cartoon." 😹
12:36 I love the cardboard window frame. Just something about the insanely huge explosion that would have killed everything within a 200 yard radius gets me laughing uncontrollably every time.
The whole sequence had me laughing to the point my stomach hurt
"Tonight on Mythbusters: Every single thing that just happened!"
@@fantastopotomusz oz d
"As a government official, I hate the government!"
Master Imaginariumdooblepopper I believe it’s pronounced “gah-vernment”
I've watched this 20 times. Jeezus it is hilarious
I love the guy who still paid before the city destroying bomb was ticking down to 0.
@@theHardyMonster1984 I didn't realize that. Omg, and of course the riff that goes along with it.
"There is a part of you that is very ugly."
"A _PART?"_
I think it's called a 'face' =)
Mike's inflection kills me every time.
4:07 "DOES ANYBODY NEED A REFILL?!" 🤣
The Billy Jean joke was worth everything.
11:24 : "Then put a Commodore computer in your airplane and go back to 1776. Thanks, champ!"
ROTFL, God I love these guys ;D
Time Chasers reference, now back to our timeline so we can enjoy this joke again!! ♡🤪
To their credit. at 12:10 the _ARE_ using a Commodore computer ;D. An Amiga to be slightly more specific.
All the references to the "boys"/"young men" who attacked him just reminds me of all the lines about Buzz the Icky Elf from "Girl in Gold Boots" and how 'young' he was supposed to be ("He's just a child!").
Well I guess teleporting might be a sign of youthfulness, so he's got that going for him.
While we're on the subject, I have to ask, do they make that shirt for men?
An actual assassin wouldn’t have gone for the explosion as plan A. It’s hard to plausibly deny an explosion, especially one coming from something which cannot usually explode, like a cake. Not to mention all the innocent collateral damage (beyond the random kids). Agent 47 would have made him choke on the cake somehow.
Or thrown a fish/briefcase
(sinister 47 voice) "It's my first day."
You said it: an "actual assassin".... which this guy is definitely NOT.
"Clown head"....a seriously juvenile insult, while being accurate and funny as hell.
Now legally is an employer allowed to ask "do they make that shirt for men, too?" lololol
I have a weak spot for Giancola's films. They're charming in a way that is rare for Rifftrax/MST3K films.
I agree. They’re not even bad, just…efficiency-minded. They’re not unprofessional, just limited in execution by budget. He’s kept his company in business for decades, and that means something.
I am glad that Chile has not sued Texas for flag design infringement. It nearly made me think that the set designers threw a random flag up and hoped nobody would notice.
"Grab a chain; let's fight."
That guy does look a little like Peyton Manning, but he really looks like the love child of an unholy union of Peyton Manning, Ben Gazzara, and Robert Englund. In equal measure.
Congratulations, Michael Tarantino from Time Chasers. You're no longer the least believable action hero in cinema.
Now hold on... maybe they can split the title.
Payton Manning is a nice guy. I'm sure he'd be willing to share the title.
@horaciosi What about 'porn-stache guy' from Dark Future? :D
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@Alec Tony instablaster ;)
This sick burn brought to you by Budweiser. 🤣
The king of beers!
"Oh, mirror, don't remind him! He's been through enough!" ROFL
Seriously, did they just run out of guys to cast for the lead and pick the passing janitor?
Anynom The lead wrote the script!
Uhhhh.....
That's Custodial Engineer to you, thank you VERY much. Lol
@@willtheangrydudeist9120 Dude, it's a Sanitorial Artist.
You're worried about that while I'm wondering what they were thinking when casting "those boys."
@@willtheangrydudeist9120 "Personal Environmental Microbiome Manager"
Tonight on Myth Busters every single thing that just happened. Lol
Gotta love the piano in that action chase across the lawn. Straight outta The Room.
9:43...”Oh and officer, will you tell me where the hospital is...I seem to have a six pack lodged on my fist!”
So he went to the "Geronimo of Final Justice" school of getting policewomen to commit professional suicide by helping him.
Larry Fine, action hero!
You know this guy produced and directed the movie himself. Because no one thinks of Nerdy Phil Collins as an action hero.
It actually seems like it was shot well.
I get the feeling that Don Mogavero came into a sum of money around 1995, spent all of it on his 3 movies, and then went back to his previous life in 1998.
Oh man, we need a life size cardboard cut out of our hero at 15:38
That trio were in their early forties and older than the female cop- why does she keep calling them young and boys as though they're sixteen?
Bad casting
You wouldn't know it but they did just graduate high school...after about ten years
I'm guessing "Those unemployed adult males having a group midlife crisis are bad news," was too long a line. Or the screenwriter wasn't up to writing it. Or something.
@@ralicea4291 Oh no, they work for the discount Bond villain, remember.
@@NateSeanDiscount Bond Villain's Poorer Twin Brother.
Steve Railsback must have really needed the money.
Jack Reacher + Roadhouse + any Steven Seagal movie + any Charles Bronson movie = Pressure Point.
- any actors remotely near even D-list.
Mama Mia, Sacre bleu
"Oh, mirror. Come on. Don't remind him." LOL Why does sarcasm feel so good?
Especially with this guy.
6:30 Ah, I see Peter Harrington was promoted from his job getting shot in Time Chasers to his new job getting shot in Pressure Point.
One of my favorite RiffTrax. There's just so much to work with.
My absolute favourite line in this is: "And this is how he earned the nickname 'The Greg Louganis of Garbage'".
Escaped con checks into a motel in his orange jumpsuit...hokay.
that would still make him the LEAST suspicious-looking guy to ever check into a rural motel
Is Billie Jean your lover? I literally laughed out loud! Wiley Schmitt I'm binging all of your Rifftrax. Thanks!!!
the frumpy hero!
lol "come on in, grab a chain, let's fight."
That boss guy of those "boys" was in the devil's rejects. Poor guy had to do this movie? Aw
The gah-ver-ment!
2:14...”The people of our country are famous and proud for making barbells out of pound cake!”
17:32 Female cop shoots the lock off of the truck carrying the super bomb.
"And I love handsome, pool cleaner daddy, too."
I have to disagree with the guys. The lead looks more as if Bill Murray and Phil Collins had a child... and dropped him on his face repeatedly.
Frankly, I was surprised to find out that the "star" of the movie wasn't Larry Linville's son.
I think he looks more like Robert Englund.
and on purpose.
There’s definitely some Jim Belushi in there.
I thought it was Belushi
7:48 It's the Castleton guy!
The guy that took the dart to the neck in the prison is the Castleton guys buddy in the airplane.
@@littleteethkeithIt's Michael MedDEAD!
9:07 I had to google Veronica Lake. After reading a little about her, I realize how great that comment is.
"Somehow, this is his best angle"
The guy has a lanky Bill Murray look to him
reformedfruit Lanky Bill Murray-man, the most subpar of super heroes!
Ha! That country is Chile, a south american country, and I'm currently REALLY close to that snowy mountains
Chile, where it's about the length, not the girth
Hmm. So Sebastian just runs around the latter part of the film looking like a hobo?
But I do have to ask, do they make that shirt he's wearing for men, or just uglier/Alternate Universe Jim Belushi/Peyton Manning?
"I don't want revenge, I want retribution." So... the exact same thing?
1:49 Senator Lindsey Graham, in a role that will surprise you.
11:35 Who’s he kidding? He’s never been to Melbourne.
“Tonight on Mythbusters, every single thing that just happened”
I can't believe they made no mention of Nick Miller being a thug in this movie
Big missed opportunity. Good thing they caught Pink Boy's cameo.
I know why his wife divorced him, she had to go off and get married to Michael Garabaldi on Babylon 5.
"And so Sebastian became a Mormon missionary. But he went alone, because no one liked him."
lol
“Wait a minute, this isn’t my house”
“Ah!, I see the script has arrived”
Frasier trivia night 😂
“Harlan’s back”
Always good to see Steve Railsback
8:32
I bet the writer thought that was so clever.
EDIT: If you don't know "Just for the taste of it" was a slogan used for Diet Coke in the late 80s.
Yup I immediately though of coke when he said it...I'm old.
@@madamx7422 Right there with ya, buddy
Peyton Manning in his forgotten film debut.
This was before Peyton Manning retired. He really wanted to take this role so he faked a neck injury.
I KEEP seeing Peyton Manning in this...either I've watched too much football or too many bad movies. And 7:31 Just saw Tom Brady! 🤣
The doberman at 11:35 was cute tho. "Nice doggy."
My “close relative”wears the exact jeans in this movie (because he weighs the same as he did in 1996 and has always owed 45 pairs of them. Yes he really has 45 perfectly useable pairs), tucks in his “midlife crisis motorcycle brand” t shirt and wears New Balance tennis shoes.
So they make shirts like that for men?
I love the mental image, Karen Ruby. 😆😂 👖 new balance sneakers... I can PICTURE your Rico Suave relative so clearly!!
DOES *ANYBODY* NEED A REFILL?!?!!
Not gonna lie, that she-cop is miles better than anything I've had in the last five years.
Anything you've...had? What?
It’s the chin butt man from time chaser
what kind of total idiot would get into a fight while being an escaped felon? Jesus...
When I saw the Chilean flag behind the gah-vernment official, I thought, "He's President of Texas?" Then I remembered, "Oh, right. That's Chile's flag." Normally this could be an honest mistake, but...I was born, raised, and live in Texas. Shame.
Captain Bud Sturguess same dude, fucking same
“Attractiveness gap” 😂
I don't remember the last time I laughed so hard for 20 minutes 11 seconds.
That's Dwayne Barry from the X files.
18:23 Don Mogavero is so physically pathetic he could play Mort Goldman in a live action _Family Guy_ adaptation.
The wish version of Jim Belushi
Did I just watch a Simpsons episode?
Josh Russell
I’m afraid you did 🙁
"I'm foreign! Mamma Mia sacrebleu!"
Hey, I went to Castleton with one of those bullies.
Ha! Yeah that's actually Nick Miller's much younger (as they imply) and much intelligent brother Hank Miller, who also sides with the evil Bob Creepy who is the Brother Bob Evil from Time Chasers! "We're all connected you fool! You, me, Nipsey Russell, Ruth Bader Ginsberg, Chesty Morgan!"
Mix-Master Murphy You must be a very young man.
Of course you did you Castleton snob
Who are you trying to kid, you never went to Castleton.
For Castleton!
At 7:38, they should have said "Huh, must be the pool guy." LOL
GAHvernment!
5:50 LARRY LINVILLE?!?! An actual actor?!
So they set off a bomb in *front* of the building... which blows the first story of the building *forward*... and the upper story... just collapses onto the first story? Maybe that guy should be making simulations for those Loose Change people.
Like Peyton Manning's future self
11:38 always cracks me up 😝
Puppy! 😆🐶❤️
I like the Mike riffs that break Kevin and Bill like the Itchy and Scratchy joke.
If they were to ever make a Leisure Suit Larry live action film, they’ve found their man.
Holy shit, you're right !
@@Jarumo76So their pick for live action Leisure Suit Larry is Alternate Universe Jim Belushi/Alternate Universe Peyton Manning? Man...I REALLY don't know a THING about the Leisure Suit Larry series...
This guy is the ultimate combination of Uncle Larry from Perfect Strangers and Peyton Manning
Hey Time chaser cast
15:14 Relax buddy, he’s just ordering his thugs to build a nice open fire. They can make s’mores!
The revolution will not be televised, it will…. go direct to video. LOL, one of my favorite riffs ever.
I didn't know a ferrari had the turn signal and cruise stalk as GM cars from that era.