As someone who grew up with alcoholic parents, I actually find the jokes rifftrax made here, in their sarcasm to be kinda comforting. Mst3k was always there for me when my parents were not as a child. I found escape through the tv show. If I ever meet them I would like to thank them for that.
@@mattyboyanderson I'm not gonna look it up but I assume it's ships/airplanes lost in the Bermuda Triangle. Presumably because they were all murdered by a creepy doll.
Honestly one of the better bad movies and perfect for Rifftrax. Enjoy three greats here, John Huston , Gloria Guida and Andres Garcia and Claudine Auger.
John Huston who dIrected some of the best Hollywood movies: MALTESE FALCON, TREASURE OF SIERRA MADRE, ASPHALT JUNGLE, AFRICAN QUEEN, PRIZZI'S HONOR and many others appears in this crap probably for spending money or tax write off....He's the character 'Edward"....ALSO "Gordon" (Miguel Angel Fuentes) was the wise mentor in that other classic super-hero msT3k epic PUMA MAN...
To be fair, if you're referring to what looks like a shore line, I think you're just seeing the top handrail on the side of the boat (I always used to think the same thing)
i have a mental block that keeps me from watching riff traxs.. i want too.. and ive been to one theatre event.. but i think im going to get sucked into these best offs.. and im already a little irritated, because i want to hear the other jokes.. which is really cool.. i would be willing to trade these jokes for other things than money, such as rugs, uh fabrics, spices, medicinal mushrooms, services, agreements..
They do have one or two on sale every week, but they're only a couple bucks off (so $8.00 usually). Check out the playlist if you haven't yet, and I do try to include all the best jokes but it's never 100% of course as my opinion is 'somewhat' subjective.
*But of course MST3K >>>> Rifftrax (but Rifftrax has many priceless moments and is still a blessing from above considering that there could've been nothing at all after MST3K).
As someone who grew up with alcoholic parents, I actually find the jokes rifftrax made here, in their sarcasm to be kinda comforting. Mst3k was always there for me when my parents were not as a child. I found escape through the tv show. If I ever meet them I would like to thank them for that.
Absolutely! It was a wonderful escape 👍❤️
"Weird that this movie won 12 NAACP Image awards" made me shoot beer out of my nose.
This was awesome!
If only there was a celestial body during the day that allowed you to easily find west.
"Is the sun coming up? Then _put it on the left!"_
If you start pulling on those strings this whole perfectly logical movie will just fall apart and be made fun of one day.
There’s always an open glass pitcher of milk in the fridge at sea. 5:32
"If only the Pyoo-MAY-muhn was here to save us!" 14:57
Kudos to the guy who painted the star in the the stars'n bars on the planes upside down.
Love the reaction to the credits: "Is this a stock ticker?!"
Seriously what even is that??
@@mattyboyanderson I'm not gonna look it up but I assume it's ships/airplanes lost in the Bermuda Triangle. Presumably because they were all murdered by a creepy doll.
The barometer’s gone down a lot, hi I’m Troy MaClure, Brilliant!
'Man, can't believe the PumaMan fired me just 'cause I used his magic belt to pick up chicks'.
That movie put the PU in puma.
Pat u maman.
Shoutout to Puma Man references...
Plus we got to see the 'real' hero from Puma Man in this movie, Aztechnology's finest.
Pyuma Man!
Help! I'm falling at a 45-degree angle defying all the laws of physics!
The Tommy Wiseau impression’s hilarious
SCOLIOSIS-MAN!
I've noticed Rene Cardona movies seem to just seem to bizarrely meander from one scene to another, generally forming an equally bizarre narrative.
Honestly one of the better bad movies and perfect for Rifftrax. Enjoy three greats here, John Huston , Gloria Guida and Andres Garcia and Claudine Auger.
Domino! 🤪🤪🥰🥰
That is four greats.
What the HELL is John Huston doing in this thing? Wow.
thats his vessel in fact
That girl sounds like Tommy from Pod People.
That's not a good sign.
💀
My God this movie is truly atrocious...made delightfully bearable with Rifftrax 😁
Yeah it's amazing what they've been able to do for bad movies for nearly 30 years now.
Some decent pussy tho
Even a sucky movie is better with Gloria Guida and Claudine Auger.
I watched this with my family and we too were rooting for the cast to get mauled for those SENSELESS shark murders
She knows the word “seamen”
"Oh lawdy, WHAT "🤣🤣🤣🤣
Bill: "I'm running out of underwater stuff to say"
Me: How about "By this time, my lungs were aching for air"
2:50 Who wants to bet that Marlboro and Kellogg's did NOT actually sponsor this movie?
Jack Daniels did.
What did they do to you, John Huston, what dirt did they dig up on you?
Google Tosca Izabel Querze Roulien. Someone might have smelled his breath that night and brought it up.
The money he owed the studio for his losses in Reno casinos during the filming of "The Misfits" finally came due. That's a true and funny story.
Child/grandchild-support payments to Faye Dunaway?
That's his dad?!
9:19 Mermaids aren't fish, though; they're glass pitchers of Tang-I mean...! What was I talking about?
John Huston who dIrected some of the best Hollywood movies: MALTESE FALCON, TREASURE OF SIERRA MADRE, ASPHALT JUNGLE, AFRICAN QUEEN, PRIZZI'S HONOR and many others appears in this crap probably for spending money or tax write off....He's the character 'Edward"....ALSO "Gordon" (Miguel Angel Fuentes) was the wise mentor in that other classic super-hero msT3k epic PUMA MAN...
13:30 - Far, far out in the terrifying Bermuda Triangle, there is a huge piece of land in the background. Huh.
The director's excuse was probably that the Bermuda Triangle causes the illusion of huge pieces of background land.
To be fair, if you're referring to what looks like a shore line, I think you're just seeing the top handrail on the side of the boat (I always used to think the same thing)
13:48 they are complaining about having to get to land...which is blatantly viewable from the bridge.
Anyone love the FORBIDDEN PLANET sound FX? And the list at 22:50 was all of the ships lost in the Bermuda Triangle
18:05 Zach Galifianakis in his most sensitive role yet.
Everybody grab your sissick pills and get ready to roll!
I want a Scooby Snack!
There's a Filipino dish called "sisig." He wants fried meat pills on a cruise?
"Eyebeards" was the one that got me...
door-to-door Alan service 😂
sudden onset birdemic attack 😂
Barry Gibb wants his beard back
John Houston makes a lot of appearances on riff trax
LMFAO 5:08
"What do you say now, captain?"
"I don't know, argh?"
So much of Gordon and Allen, but hardly a peep out of John, Scott and Virgil ;)
"I thought YOU were Allen."
@@wileyschmitt I'm not Allen, I'm Alien :D
WILL YEEWWWWW LIIIGHT THE SKY ON FIIIRRRRE, AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH
When I looked at the thumbnail really fast, I thought it was Maggie Lawson and James Roday. (Psych).
10:17 Hey Boss! Boss Boss Boss! Hey Boss! LOL
4:57 So they took white doves and dyed them green? Is that it?
Holy crap, Claudine Auger???
She was waiting for Sean Connery to rescue her from this movie. 😆😆
Context: This film is a slog
Oh lawdy what?
“Costume party, anyone?”
i swear that is the same token black guy on the three stooges shorts (i know its not, but a dead ringer)
“I don’t know,Alan.”
Zippidy doo dah!
Guy from the zatarans box
Zippity do da.....
Um, oh just forget it.
Gordon is no Gabe, that’s for sure...
What the hell is this movie?
This film is so bad it's funny.
Definitely rifftrax material.
What is that information at the end?
The credits must've gone through the actual Bermuda Triangle and somehow came out that way.
A list of vessels that were lost in the Bermuda Triangle
isn;t that pumaman at 18:24?
No, its the Aztec guy AKA Vadino the Onion from Puma Man, which they reference several times.
The only loss was Alan and the Captain
But I thought you were Allen...
what about Gordon the pumaman?
Tigtone!
Perfect film to get stoned to.
i have a mental block that keeps me from watching riff traxs.. i want too.. and ive been to one theatre event.. but i think im going to get sucked into these best offs..
and im already a little irritated, because i want to hear the other jokes..
which is really cool.. i would be willing to trade these jokes for other things than money, such as rugs, uh fabrics, spices, medicinal mushrooms, services, agreements..
They do have one or two on sale every week, but they're only a couple bucks off (so $8.00 usually). Check out the playlist if you haven't yet, and I do try to include all the best jokes but it's never 100% of course as my opinion is 'somewhat' subjective.
*But of course MST3K >>>> Rifftrax (but Rifftrax has many priceless moments and is still a blessing from above considering that there could've been nothing at all after MST3K).
Let yourself get sucked in. It's worth it, I promise.