The Best of Rifftrax - Pressure Point

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  • Опубліковано 28 жов 2024

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  • @rebeltinaschannel6240
    @rebeltinaschannel6240 6 років тому +55

    "Tonight on Mythbusters: Every single thing that just happened."

  • @littleteethkeith
    @littleteethkeith 5 років тому +28

    Never throw a cup of coffee at a guy that went to Castleton.

  • @jonathanyoung2588
    @jonathanyoung2588 3 роки тому +9

    Commander Kalgan, a true hero of the people! Thanks for these, man!

  • @littleteethkeith
    @littleteethkeith 4 роки тому +13

    Looks like that Castleton education will land you a job at local rock quarry.

  • @EmoJones13
    @EmoJones13 6 років тому +23

    I love when they include throwbacks to MST, showing some love to all the fans.

  • @Anynom
    @Anynom 6 років тому +49

    Did the real star drop out on the first day of filming so they just chose the head of the catering crew to fill in?

    • @rachelalicea500
      @rachelalicea500 6 років тому +19

      The head of the catering crew...'s retired uncle.

    • @shawnfields2369
      @shawnfields2369 Рік тому

      ​@@rachelalicea500 Is this what WOULD have happened to Bill Murray... IF he couldn't act, or if Jim Belushi, Peyton Manning and a tiny bit of Nicolas Cage were thrown in there, ALL at the same time, or not?

  • @christopherwall2121
    @christopherwall2121 6 років тому +43

    Who decided Gene Siskel needed to be an action hero?

    • @shawnfields2369
      @shawnfields2369 Рік тому

      I don't know, but it definitely wasn't me...also, Gene Siskel? I thought it was Jim Belushi! I mean; Siskel is one thing; but Jim Belushi?! Who let that be a thing?

  • @calypsokiosko9067
    @calypsokiosko9067 6 років тому +40

    "I'ma foreign! Mama mia sacre blue!"

    • @typacsk
      @typacsk Рік тому

      "Look at my craaAAaazy passport!"

  • @blondesummer7980
    @blondesummer7980 6 років тому +27

    "Tell JK, I'm one of his team players!"

    • @shayessa
      @shayessa 5 років тому +2

      I don’t get that one

    • @maxtew6521
      @maxtew6521 5 років тому +11

      @@shayessa It's a reference to the MST3K episode where they watched 'Time Chasers.' That guy was in it, and the line makes sense in that context. Go watch it in full on YT now! It's a riot.

  • @flippedoutkyrii
    @flippedoutkyrii 6 років тому +32

    Even the tiny lady cop was more intimidating then butt-chin Baldilocks over here. And DAMN that must have been some mean dynamite if it could blow a building to smithereens like that at 7:58! All that gasoline must have been half the budget!

    • @KaladinVegapunk
      @KaladinVegapunk 5 років тому +1

      Well that much dynamite is pretty damn volatile, but yeah not enough to take the house out haha, i mean movie-wise maaaaybe there was more in the house
      but the question is how the fuck would the microwave, which vibrates water molecules, blow it up.. and why would it turning off when the timer ran out detonate it..? it makes zero sense

  • @ToiletClogger1945
    @ToiletClogger1945 6 років тому +42

    the guy from Time Chasers is in there lol

    • @MariktheGunslinger
      @MariktheGunslinger 6 років тому +5

      Plot twist: Sebastian is wanted for stealing Nick Miller's haircut.

    • @horaciosi
      @horaciosi 6 років тому +11

      The epic crossover between two inconceivable action heroes.

    • @WAX1138
      @WAX1138 5 років тому +3

      More over, this movie feels similar to Time Chasers... Do they have the same director?

    • @balalaikatana
      @balalaikatana 5 років тому +3

      MariktheGunslinger And chin

    • @stevenwilsonguitar
      @stevenwilsonguitar 4 роки тому +2

      Donny Airworthy yes same director, my dad was also the editor on both and the lead is a family friend so I get a kick out of seeing all the funny comments about the movie!

  • @artificialdumbness9118
    @artificialdumbness9118 4 роки тому +10

    3:56 - phil collins hits the skids

  • @martin023dm
    @martin023dm 4 роки тому +10

    Man, they really shouldve just casted the guy from Time Chasers as the lead if he was in the movie as an extra anyway...this guy makes him look like Rambo lol

  • @TheGourdKing
    @TheGourdKing 3 роки тому +5

    4:21
    "There is a part of you that is very ugly."
    "Uh, a part?"
    🤣🤣🤣

  • @gregmccarty8476
    @gregmccarty8476 6 років тому +22

    Pressure Point 2: Rowsdower's Revenge

    • @whoohaaXL
      @whoohaaXL 3 роки тому +1

      I'd rather see pink boy's revenge 😂

  • @LCM2248
    @LCM2248 5 років тому +9

    "Come on in, grab a chain; let's fight."

  • @brendenmiles8564
    @brendenmiles8564 4 роки тому +12

    Why'd the government even want him to kill the Chile ambassador at the beginning? What, were they just that opposed to a strong Chile?

    • @Eisenwulf666
      @Eisenwulf666 3 роки тому +7

      You see, there's a perfectly good reason for that. I guess. Probably.

    • @laurallewien2165
      @laurallewien2165 3 роки тому +7

      Yes they are opposed to Chile with beans, makes for a gassy country...

  • @blueseanomad7435
    @blueseanomad7435 6 років тому +22

    You help me choose which riffs to buy, thanks!

    • @KaladinVegapunk
      @KaladinVegapunk 5 років тому +3

      theres a lot on amazon prime video too

  • @TheRealKiryu
    @TheRealKiryu 6 років тому +7

    0:11 When you're trying to snipe the enemy but then a Pyro shows up to burn your ass.

  • @Eisenwulf666
    @Eisenwulf666 3 роки тому +4

    You know, the idea of an incospicuous, unimpressive guy who is a trained assassin is rather brilliant.

  • @maxtew6521
    @maxtew6521 5 років тому +9

    "Then put a Commodore computer in your airplane and go back to 1776. Thanks, champ." 🤣

  • @Nightweaver1
    @Nightweaver1 4 роки тому +11

    The main character looks like Phil Collins and Nick Cage had an illegitimate child.

    • @yasharnobari851
      @yasharnobari851 4 роки тому +6

      Kevin Spacey and Peyton Manning too

    • @Eazy-ERyder
      @Eazy-ERyder 4 роки тому +4

      I thought he was Peyton Manning!

    • @kellyweingart3692
      @kellyweingart3692 4 роки тому +4

      Kevin Spacey and Robert Englund

    • @kellyweingart3692
      @kellyweingart3692 3 роки тому +4

      “Sir, yes or no, is Billie Jean your lover?” 😂

    • @laurallewien2165
      @laurallewien2165 3 роки тому +2

      With a little Ernest T Bass thrown in for good measure 👌

  • @leewright1
    @leewright1 5 років тому +8

    Nobody expects the balding mullet guy.

  • @MariktheGunslinger
    @MariktheGunslinger 6 років тому +24

    Glad to have you back, Kalgan. Could you have a go at their riff of Icebreaker? Another Edgewood movie about an unbelievable action hero with undercooked political commentary that has a ski resort in it... albeit with a much more talented cast.

    • @CommanderKalgan
      @CommanderKalgan  6 років тому +6

      Thanks. Good to be back. Icebreaker! One of Bruce Campbell's most complex and nuanced roles or whatever. I'll try to have it up in the next day or so.

    • @MariktheGunslinger
      @MariktheGunslinger 6 років тому +5

      Time shaaaare.

    • @themarshal8195
      @themarshal8195 6 років тому +3

      "Much more talented". ;)
      But yah, let me throw in my thanks as well!

  • @horaciosi
    @horaciosi 6 років тому +48

    Ladies and gentlemen, the least believable action hero.

  • @rachelalicea500
    @rachelalicea500 6 років тому +12

    Kalgan! Take us away!

  • @joshuablack8221
    @joshuablack8221 4 роки тому +4

    03:55 One of the coldest yet, funniest riffs ever 😂😂😂😂

  • @FrenchPaul1988
    @FrenchPaul1988 5 років тому +6

    The hero looks like a cross between Bill Murray and Nicolas Cage. Kinda weird.

  • @whoohaaXL
    @whoohaaXL 3 роки тому +2

    "Gimme a round a' the Railsback for handsome pool cleaner daddy"
    Sh shhhh!

  • @joshuablack8221
    @joshuablack8221 4 роки тому +2

    This is one of their greatest riffs 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @laurallewien2165
    @laurallewien2165 3 роки тому +3

    Poor Steve Railsback, playing Charles Manson sure took it out of him....Helter Skelter!

  • @redvintner1094
    @redvintner1094 2 роки тому +2

    Is it weird that I think the “spy music” at the beginning (when arriving at the airport/hotel) is actually sorta catchy?

    • @mst3k3000
      @mst3k3000 2 роки тому +2

      and yet it sounds like the opening music for To Catch a Yeti during its' opening credits.

  • @ajs3994
    @ajs3994 2 роки тому +1

    Vermont to DC.
    Well, head south and keep the water on the left.

  • @cdavejr4989
    @cdavejr4989 5 років тому +4

    The Great 90's Film: "Pressure Point" #Sarcasm

  • @Eazy-ERyder
    @Eazy-ERyder 4 роки тому +4

    I thought for SURE that this guy was Peyton Manning

    • @shawnfields2369
      @shawnfields2369 Рік тому +1

      Peyton Manning? I thought he was either Gene Siskel, who'd gotten casted as Jim Belushi, in a straight-to-vhs movie?

  • @taddghostal
    @taddghostal 6 років тому +2

    "Ambush formation! Keep your guard down!"

  • @thecatadors911
    @thecatadors911 Рік тому

    “Do you always present with such an aggressive first impression?”
    “F*** YOU, I’LL KILL YA YOU PIECE OF S***!”
    Gets me every time 😂

  • @marlinperkins6910
    @marlinperkins6910 Рік тому +1

    He might want to be careful when he opens those diet cokes. They might be shook up.

  • @whoohaaXL
    @whoohaaXL 3 роки тому +1

    Where's Nick from time chasers? I guess I can't recognize him without the glasses.. is he in this snippet?

    • @redvintner1094
      @redvintner1094 3 роки тому +2

      He’s one of the “boys” who hassles our hero (gets the coffee thrown on him).

  • @rushifellpainting4631
    @rushifellpainting4631 6 років тому +2

    We've missed you. Where have you been?

  • @whoohaaXL
    @whoohaaXL 3 роки тому +1

    2:46 how did the floor change to hardwood??

  • @Ferich11
    @Ferich11 6 років тому +4

    I was going to write a long winded, seemingly pretentious, clever to probably six people joke but suddenly my friends...an epiphany. Well not really. Without getting pervy here people, there's not much more intensely tempting and fascinating as a beautiful policewoman. They are just arresting hahahahHahahaHehehoooo wooo. Wooo....yeah...heh...woot.............What's that over there, Kalgan ? :: points then runs away. jumps off cliff and pulls parachute. lands in biplane flying by, flies into a giant ship that blasts horn then sails away. giant ship goes off side of flat earth and pulls giant ship parachute :::
    Love you Kalgan,
    Ferich

  • @legacyteam5581
    @legacyteam5581 Рік тому

    Myst Puzzle Walkthroughs LOL

  • @tommybutler731
    @tommybutler731 3 роки тому +1

    Wow, Railsback never did recover after Nukie, did he?

    • @whoohaaXL
      @whoohaaXL 3 роки тому

      Rumor has it he did a dookie in his pants after that nukie.

  • @KaladinVegapunk
    @KaladinVegapunk 5 років тому +4

    yeah..what? okay, so microwaves, which vibrate water molecules, probably wouldnt detonate TNT, but even that, why would it blow up when the time ran out and turned off..? that makes zero sense

  • @frankgutierrez6016
    @frankgutierrez6016 3 роки тому

    Staring Latka Gravas American cousin.

  • @extraram896
    @extraram896 3 місяці тому

    With this movie being written and direction by the star of the movie (because of course), I'm assuming this being made for TV is why we were spared a gratuitous & creepy makeout scene with a much younger and much more attractive love interest of the star.

  • @joshuablack8221
    @joshuablack8221 4 роки тому +1

    This dude’s wife is a dude 😂😂😂😂

  • @cronos222
    @cronos222 3 роки тому +1

    " So yeah Bernie Sanders is going to be President one day " ...........nope .

  • @WisdomVendor1
    @WisdomVendor1 6 років тому +2

    I NEVER subbed to this....WTF UA-cam?

    • @calypsokiosko9067
      @calypsokiosko9067 6 років тому +16

      UA-cam must be doing you a favor.

    • @Ferich11
      @Ferich11 6 років тому +8

      For real, Sir David of Wessel.

  • @jondunmore4268
    @jondunmore4268 Рік тому +1

    This guy ranks up there with the leading man from TIME CHASERS.