THE WORST DINOSAUR TOYS ARE CURSED
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- Опубліковано 8 бер 2021
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I was very excited when I got my copy of lego's: 'Polar Bear Rampage At Lockwood Estate.' Gotta love that set
No it's not the Lockwood estate it's the Flintstone Mansion :3333333333
Double Crested Dragon on the loose
Scary Brick China Dragon Transport
Big crested quad beast on the loose
Flying crested beak monster and chase jeep
Raptor monster chase with biplane
Spined monster beast creature vs Big hand creature and buildings
Blue striped bipedal creature dinosaur China dragon vs helicopter vs ATV with person
What about the tyrannical dragon break out
It’s the size of a polar bear…
@@lucacianflone4128 no lol it’s the polar rampage at LockWood Estate, I bought it myself
"Niulong" = 牛(bull, cow, ox)龙(dragon)
Because Carnotaurus is "meat-eating bull" and "long" is a suffix that goes with almost all dinosaur (and other giant lizards) names in Chinese.
long = dragon im pretty sure
@@ferriswalcc the people that gave this comment likes are *mostly* chinese (:
@@ferriswalcc I can confirm
For example Guanlong
@@ferriswalcc 龙
At least last time when they called Dimetrodon 'Allosaurus', it was actually a name of a prehistoric animal. THIS, they just straight up called a jet BLACK Raptor a POLAR BEAR
Why tho?
That is an indoraptor bro.
@@McdonallDouglasF-15 and that is a type of raptor
ahem dont you mean indoraptor?
???
@@rachelbrown6457 an indoraptor is tecnically a type of raptor
as a "older prehistoric person" these ripoffs only fool a select number of people.
I won't lie, immediately herbivorous came at me at 400 kmph and flattened me against a dying star. Safe to say it was comedic
This comment flattened me against a dying star. Mutual comedy
@@TheSpinoDude Spines Dragon
@@TheSpinoDude super large hadrosaur
Iguandon J
I think the reason so many of them are called dragons is because in some Asian languages, dinosaur literally translates to “terrifying/savage dragon”.
“This spinosaurus looks absolutely delicious” killed me
Ah, nothing like machine translating dinosaur names from Chinese to English and vice-versa, thus creating many strangely named dragons. It wouldn't be a problem if whoever did the advertisement knew anything about dinos but, oh well. Though a few of those seem totally fine as children's toys, with the walking and jumping. (Possible toxic painting notwithstanding)
I wouldn't be entertained by those, even as a kid
The saga continues and I love it,very much
Also Polar Bear is just so *GENIUS*
Once I was in a toy shop in a shopping centre (bearing in mind I live in the UK, where dinosaur science began) and they had a section of cheap dinosaur toys that were even more awful than usual. The worst was a supposed "Stegosaurus" that had no back plates or tail spikes. It looked more like an overweight monitor lizard than any kind of dinosaur, let alone a Stegosaurus. They can't even get the famous ones right
We finnaly found the indoraptor's nickname
*POLAR BEAR*
🐻❄️
Hi goro I find you everywhere
You're wrong, indoraptor's nickname is Ripper.
@@user-cc9eb6gg2k r/wooosh
of course, the Polar Bear, my favourite ingen Hybrid!
best Wishes have a good day!
4:40 reminds me of that allosaurus sound when you kill it in carnivores
Ah yes, Ankylosaurus and its iconic rolling along the ground.
I’ve actually seen a different listing for the wind up dinosaurs and surprisingly in that one they got almost every name of the dinosaur correct with the exception of the therizinosaurus being called sickle dragon.
I believe Niulong translates to “Cow Dragon” 😂 which makes sense considering the list
The word “saurus” translates to “dragon” in Mandarin, if I’m not mistaken
6:01 abgle the nasal dragon
Ah yes,I love my polar bear lego figure
4:50 omg look at that boi go!!😆
4:55, what was that!?; Lol!
5:27 *dies of laughter*
Dies of laughter 5:28 😊
4:33 no way!
monke flipin' Spino!?!?! this is the coolest dino i ever see 🥶🥶🥶🥶
I'm convinced. Next time I tame a Carnotaurus in Ark, I'm gonna name it Niulong.
Legend!
At 1:23 I saw those when browsing to find cheap fake legos to customize. Weird transformer versions of Jurassic worlds snap squad. The “torosaurus” was called that because of camp Cretaceous’s carnotaurus nicknamed toro.
Torosaurus is a genus of Chasmosaurin Ceratopsids 0:32
Polar Bear is a species of Bears from Arctic circle 1:55
Pachycephalus is a synonym of Pachycephalosaurus 5:53
I love how you got so specific with Polar Bear!
Torosaurus lol 0:33
Polar bear lol 1:55
Prickling dragon lol 2:46
Heterdonta lol 5:50
2:24, it's a Gallimimus!
How everyone screams:AAAAHHHH
How my mom screams: 1:07
Niu is cattle in Chinese and long is dragon so it kind of works for carnotaurus a little bit
3:31 I really want that "Brachiosaurus"
Oh my god I was laughing all the way, I need to breath.
It's like they think there's copyright laws prohibiting them from using names for animals.
Well Mark Robber has become a Dinosaur🦖🦕 🤣🤣🤣
4:38 got me crying
When the t-rex chasing you turns into a transformer
It all makes sense if you don't think about it.
@@CamarasaurusLover15346 wtf are you talking about.
I did not know you were continuing this so thank you!
Imagine the Kitchen Scene From Jurassic Park But With That Yutyrannus Raptor at about 30 Feet Long 5:42
I remember that scene
4:06 why yes I am a ceratosaurus.
Fun fact: the baryonx is a actual dinosaur lego from a official lego set
2:51, lol!
1:58,Lol!!🤣🤣
4:39/4:42/4:44 “Dinosaurs will rotate a war, jump & other movements-the body will follow the left and right swing, oh! Indicate texture light, interesting and lovely. Let’s into these era of *(makin noises gruntin)* dinosaurs, and explore the *(snortin Makin noises gruntin)* sehkrits of dinosaurs.”
Store: Calls the indoraptor a polar bear
Indoraptor: So, you have chosen death...
0:57 You underestimate my power don't try it
6:01 thats actually a pretty cool ceratosaurus
Ah yes My most favourite dinosaur ''polar bear''
I remember I had a box full of Jurassic world fallen kingdom cookies and the mosasaur was blue, velociraptor was gallimimus, and carnotaurus was pachycephalosaurus
Hahaha these are Effing hilarious 😂 Good one! 👍 full view haha prickling dragon 🐉
This is probably the best dinosaur toy video I've ever come across today ngl.😂😂😂
Ah yes my favorite toy "*dragon with nose*"
Its my first time watching you channel and man 👏👏 and subscribed
Welcome aboard, thank you!!
I love ur vids ur my new favourite UA-camr
these are hilarious. really brings me back! seems their auto translator thinks "dragon = dinosaur" and then just have run on sentences and randomly assign names in listings
I believe niulong means "cow dragon" so with Carnotaurus I guess it makes sense
The snap Squad bootlegs would actually be good if they included more of them like the indominus Rex that would be awesome
i too remember the part where Henry Wu created the POLAR BEAR and kept it underneath Lockwood manor...
3:40, lol!! I can't even...🤣
“ah so disappointing that
spinosaurus looked absolutely delicious”
"Whose idea was it to take the Snap Squads and turn them into Transformers?"
A genius, that's who
(i actually kinda want them, ngl)
"for older more mature PREHISTORIC people"
*gasp! Have you heard how he talks about your grandparents?!
YO THAT SPINOSARUS DID A BACKFLIP
00:24, really!? Lol!
I love how the carnotaurus is called torosaurus even though he ain’t a ceratopsian so keep it up cause I like how ur reaction is priceless on each Dinosaurs but I’m just saying
Sickle Dragon my favorite dinosaur!
Herbivores broke me in the first five seconds.
Lol I love these vids
The upper chain dinosaur series actually made me laugh so hard lol!!!!!🤣🤣🤣
Its so random lol!!!!!🤣🤣🤣
Ayo that sickle dragon wind up looking pretty fresh😳
Indoraptor:because I'm ten feet tall dose not mean I'm a polar bear.
2:38, it's a gorilla!
Very nice polar bear!👍
This is incredible.
There is so much quality content in this third installment (or was it fourth I swear there was another one) that I’d have to spam comments for many of these listings xP FORGIVE ME MLORD SPINODUDE!
One thing that makes me sad is that bootleg Essien...
prickling dragon... gotta love that toy.
I kind of like that little blue spino too. It's strangely adorable??
My god these are hilarious
I laughed in the part of the wind up dinosaurs
Thanks for awesome review man! Ha ha, this is best video in world. can you review the collectA on the UA-cam?
Amazing just breathe takeing 😂
Legend has it the dinosaut Bobby is still lurking thru Ali express waiting for some one to take it……
The lego dinosaur sets look alot better then the ones u search on the internet.
Dragon with nose
What he smellin?!?😳😳
i got this notification and the first thing i thought was *oh no*
1:07 when someone calls you mean
great video, these always make me laugh. Also, what happened to i "am extinct" series?
having trouble coming up with ideas for my scripts for those- When I feel like revisiting them, I will
@@TheSpinoDude good to know. Cant wait for them to come.
THIS IS DA BEST. DAY. EVER!!!
I got an ad for the terra electronic dinosaurs
The winds up dinosaurs are awesome they look cool I can't wait to see Scorpius Rex get translated into one of these bootlegs
Scorpius Rex is from Camp Cretaceous season 3
4:39 yoooo the new jurassicworld dominion movie looks liiittt
Wtf! New fear unlocked!
PoLaR bEaR
"Polar bear"
Indoraptor:🥲
Not gonna lie "Angle of nasal dragon" sounds like a Yu-Gi-Oh monster 👹
Ngl I actually like the Plesiosaur wind-up toy.
Niu long is chinese for carnotaurus, it literally means cow/bull dragon
And the reason for swollen head dragon is because in chinese the word for dinosaur is dragon and they just traslate all the words in the name directly so you end up with a twisted version of the meaning of the english name.
@@derricktate6407 we know why it happens it doesn't make it not hilarious.
@@BionicleSaurus i didnt say it wasnt funny
Nice
2:50 Yes! That would be hilarious!
Just say but The I-Raptor looks like a Polar Bear
I just read the description, No way, you work with Kayakosaurus!?