THE WORST DINOSAUR TOYS
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- Опубліковано 29 вер 2024
- We're back on Aliexpress looking at more knockoff dinosaur toys. Oh boy.
Thanks to Sketchy, Rexorasaurus, and Rex King for submitting these listings on Aliexpress!
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4:30 - the dragon names is just auto-translated from Chinese names of these dinos. Most are direct translation of the Latin meaning ("arm dragon" for Brachiosaurus, "three horn dragon" for trike, etc. But some are off. Stegosaurus is "sword dragon" as an example).
It's also why most Chinese dinosaurs end in -long. Long means dragon.
China sucks at naming, but dinosaurs are birds tho
Can confirm.
Not really related but phonetically Brachiosaurus sounds like "armshittingsaurus" in French .
@@feanarocurufinwe6072 omg i speak French and never noticed 😭
@@feanarocurufinwe6072 XDDDDDD
Santa: whar Do you want for xmas
Random kid: sea organisms
HAHAHAHAHA LOL!!!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
A sack of clams it is, then! Merry Christmas, little Billy.
I want *ANCIENT BIOLOGICAL SUIT*
Me: kaiser dragon
Me: P A R A S I T E
I think "Built-in beeper, press to get sound" is one of my new favorite phrases
"Soft: does not hurt
Plastic, not afraid of hitting"
I'm beginning to think you can make poetry out of some of these descriptions, my lord
„Then find something and fix the legs“ must be the single best explanation of what to do i’ve ever read
This is probably your best and funniest video, tied with the "Am Fish" video you did in April last year.
Thanks so so much spinodude, this was genuinley funny and i think you should do more.
P.S is Alliexpress like the dark web market of dinosaur figures?
So glad you enjoyed, thank you so much for watching!
Aliexpress is like China's equivalent to Amazon
4:00 this pterosaur looks like Rodan 🤣
I loved this. I learned so much, most importantly that Horse Girls have a male varient: DINOSAUR BOYS
and I love them
3:52. YES RODAN.
I think my 1920's tail dragging model T. rex toy that's labeled as an Allosaurus for some reason is starting to look mighty accurate in comparison to some of those pterosaurs. XD
The new parasaur virus "Parasite"
I really felt compelled to subscribe after only seeing this video even tho i didn't think i should
I had that blue and white pterosaur model as a kid. I think it’s still in my attic actually.
We can never escape parasite
I like your background 😊
I always want my therpods to have a beeper
WTF ARE ANY OF THESE GUYS WE NEED PT 3
Deputy dragon and PARASITE had my depression extinct and faith in life resurrect, thank you for that kind of content
After watching this I have tears in my eyes. #laughinghard
So glad you enjoyed, thanks for watching Eveeka!
Dinosaurs didn't hatch from eggs, they manually deformed.
I mean... at least Brachiosaurus and Tanystropheus both had long necks... 😂
They got that much right! 😂
Walking with dinosaurs lyplroredon 4:08
@ 5:15 behold the defecating brachiosaurus !
why dose the kronosaurus look like the deinosuchus from dino time
3:51 RODAN?!?!
I want more rodan
Are you sure that isn’t Craigslist
0:59 yo
Is there a way to mass email all of these companies? Just copy and paste Parasaurolophus because it hurts too much to see them do my boys dirty like that.
1:16
It was a pleasure contributing to the pile of cursed dinosaurs it was the most i've ever laughed at a dinotube video in years so thank you.
Agreed
I think the product descriptions are my new favorite part of this.
"The texture is clear and has a very realistic lump"
This sequel is more awaited than jurassic world dominion
pog
Lol
Your sarcasm can be felt from miles away
For real
Good joke brom. How much did he pay u?
Poor parasaurolophus. He is being bullied all the time
Oh sorry I meant parasite
Dead body reported
🤣🤣🤣
Parasauropholus
I find it interesting that there’s Cambrian toys. Like Cambrian creatures are cool as collectors models but I don’t know what kid would find them exciting or fun. Like it’s hard for me to imagine a kid playing with the fearsome anomalocaris
When I was very young I was obsessed with an ammonite model and always wanted sea scorpions, trilobites, orthoceros, and especially anomolocaris. I definitely would had tried to buy the Cambrian ones personally.
@@fortniteblackmanta1098 I can understand eurypterids but the others are kinda a shocker to me. Alas I guess they do exist. That’s kinda cool.
@@vadernation1233 just slam them up and down
I played with any toys as a kid. Don't underestimate how easily entertained kids are.
Anomalocaris was one of my favourites when I was younger, I loved being able to flex my knowledge of this cool ferocious predator. Imagine my dismay when I found out it was only half a metre.
Whoever made those toys had beef with the parasaurolophus. It probably owed them 20 bucks.
Yes
This is probably the best video I’ve seen on this channel. Honestly this was incredibly funny, and I look forward to a possible sequel to this amazing masterpiece.
Thanks so much King Kaiju, had a lot of fun making it! Will definitely do more
@@TheSpinoDudehi, I'm a biologist
Yet Another Carcharodontosaurid that was reclassified as a Spinosauruid 2:58
“Yet another”?
4:13 are you sure that isn’t a hatzegopteryx?
5:04 this "ceratosaurus"looks a Lot like the dominion giganotosaurus i mean for crying out loud this video camel one year before jw dominion
3:42 Yo I’m in there
7:41 another rodan roar again
With the shark I love how they're just like "hey its a feature totally not quality control"
1:20 Well, if ya've seen Primal's Episode, "Plague of Madness", you would know Parasaurolophus are well know for their ability to transport zombie viruses!😉👌
@Heisenberg in Front of a ocean cringe reply
@Heisenberg in Front of a ocean transphobia in a Spinodude comment section of all things? Go off man, this isn’t the place for your wack
cool pfp
@Heisenberg in Front of a ocean you don't support.
Funny Dino Names. Indominus Rex. PARASAUROLOPHUS. Tanystropheus. Duck booked dragon. Five marine organisms. Tyrannosaurus Rex
2:21 Nikocadoavacadosaurus Rex 🦖🥑
Respect for using Rodan’s rawr there xD
Also Parasite okay my Para loving friend is so gonna be offended by that ima share it
Also I thought I hear Uranussaurus at first xP
GIVE ME MORE!!!
6:49 I died. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
5 m a r i n e o r g a n i s m s
@@TheSpinoDude I have a gift for you ( it’s my latest video) the title is For SpinoDude.
1:16
*Ah yes... Parasite.. my favorite dinosaur*
Mys gonna be 100% humped dragon(concavenator)
Caine: YOU PARASITE
Just call Vice Dragon not parasite
My favourite dinosaur is back dragon *BTW my real favourite dinosaur is spinosaurus*
1:25 *MONKE DINO*
WHEN I TRANSLATE IT SAYS "Smell the drinks"
@@cypress_on_fours smell them please
A new dinosaur has been discovered and its called "p a r a s i t e"
So, did Ali Express just admit parasaurs could breathe fire?
3:53 RODAN ROAR
Yes
3:42 and 6:18 actually grab my attention. I can't remember anything like them that they could've copied from
The Paleozoic creatures are from a tub on Amazon, I forget the company name. The Kronosaurus kinda looks like a knockoff of the CollectA Pliosaurus.
id love if you would make this into a common series on your channel,idk maybe monthly? you could call it like "monthly malfunctions" or some better pun. just an idea though...
best Wishes have a good day!
Definitely turning it into a series! The response is great. Thanks so much for watching and for your awesome feedback!
@@TheSpinoDude youre welcome!
best Wishes have a good day!
Alright I'm just gonna say this.....THIS VIDEO IS FREAKING HILARIOUS!!!! 😂😂😂
True
5:14 i have that one
since i was born
P A R A S I T E
#BringBackDeputyCombDragon
3:00, It is kinda ironic where the Chinese Lettering below the KO Lego Baryonyx actually means Baryonyx.
makes you wonder where they got Mapusaurus from then....
@@TheSpinoDude Right? Mapusaurus is 马普龙
(Mǎ pǔ lóng).
2:08 “Why can’t you just leave me alone?”
*microwave sounds*
ali express bootlegs: * exist *
me: * SUFFERING INTENSIFIES *
4:39 I think they were trying to say duck- beaked dragon.
"Absolutely impossible to eat" implies that they tried to eat it 😭
"5 marine organisms" was the most accurate one.
I love that name "Chinasaurs." It's too good, makes me laugh every time. 😆
3:12 i had the t rex but it was a green one with yellow stripes. I got it from an arcade but its lost now.
Are they all Japanese? Cause Japan uses Ryu for Dinosaur as well as for Dragon.
My favorite dinosaur is the well known popular dinosaur...
parasite
why is no one talking about the Horizon Zero Dawn wallpaper? Its one of my favorite games on PS4
The part where it said parasite had me dyin a hopped out my bed and fell on the floor in laughter😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
The tyrannosaurus at 6:29 looks so much like something I've seen before. I wanna say it was a one-off monster on Star Trek Voyager or something.
It is a model of the JW Indoraptor, just painted differently as far as I can tell.
@@carrott36r/woooosh
@@CoraCreates Forgive me for not watching every episode of Star Trek Voyager
I actually had most if not all the models at 2:15, they were some of my favourites especially the anky, trike, raptor and quetz.
Dad:Ok what do u want for Christmas
Kid:I want an parasite!
Tanystropheus is a real dinosaur and it’s the dumbest thing I’ve ever seen XD
probably already been said but the one probably has a beeper because in one of the Jurassic Park movies one of the dinos ate a cellphone and was playing a ringtone the whole movie
Seeing people list the Jurassic world mutant dinosaurs as regular dinosaurs is very sad
Yeah. I feel bad for the Jurassic park dinosaurs. They've been mutated so much that they're basically naked and with broken wrists.
I've been waiting for this for what fells like 1000000000000000 years
Do more !!
don't worry, more on the way!
Ah yes my most favorite dinosaurs ever ''Parasite''
Dunkolosteus who? I only know DENGS FISH
4:34 Duck Booked what!?🤣🤣
Ah, yes, the beautiul Parasite, due to a new study in 2032, we now know Parasaurolophus was actually a parasite that attached itself to sauropods
Gennedy Tarkostvy must of gotten his idea for primal from this
IAN HERE!!! Worst Dinosaur Toys EVER!!!
That doesn’t looks like indoraptor
I saw a carno with 3 fingers and long arms 💀💀💀
That Is Not a Tyrannosaurus Rex That Is A Indoraptor
4:14 is what happenes when you eat too much Taco Bell💀
This was hilarious! Would love to see more
Definitely going to do more!
I know nothing of dinosaurs and all of these name sounds like gibberish, but I’d trust my LIFE to this man’s Dino information.
4:33
Chinosaurs 1:01 1:16 2:57 3:32 3:34 3:43 5:17
These figure sure are quite the parasites,also greay video and thumbnail as always too nad you jad to suffer.
Thanks Dynamosaurus! :)
Poor parasaulophus😅😂🤣
4:47 PANDA
Whenever I think of “worst dinosaur toys” I think of the typical cheap and nasty ones from the dollar store 🤣
Idk bout you but i'd take them
Parasite got me dyin 💀
Tbh I really dig the look of the "Mapusaurus" (baryonyx knockoff). For me it looks ten times better than the Lego variant
Take a drink every time he says that one of those toys has seen some things
1:16 for those looking for the best moment in history
The sad thing is any toy collector knows exactly what sound the "beepers" make.
it's a crappy edit of Godzilla's roar