THE WORST DINOSAUR TOYS ARE PERFECTLY NORMAL
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- Опубліковано 19 чер 2021
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Breaking news: *LOCAL T REX FALLS OFF BUILDING AND GETS RUN OVER BY UBER*
when your Dad can run-over your T-rex w/out any problems or damage!!!!!..lol.
Yes
RIP T. Rex Late Cretaceous- Quaternary
ALSO STUPID ROCK MUSIC PLAYS WHILE IT HAPPENS
No odour
When the dinosaur fell from the building and got ran over by a car, I felt that.
Me: What is a Tyrannosaurus rex also known as?
A dinosaur nerd: King Tyrant Lizard
AliExpress: *tYrAnNoSaUrUs rEx*
Temu: cHaRIzArDoZilLASaUruS rEX
Aliexpress: Charizard Tyrant Dragon
“TRICERATOPS BELONG TO HERBIVOROUS DINOSAURS. TRICERATOPS / TRICERATOPS ARE THE LAST DINOSAURS TO APPEAR. JIALONG IS OFTEN USED AS A SURFACE FOSSIL OF THE LATE CRETADEOUS, AND IS ALSO A VERY POPULAR DINOSAUR IN POPULAR CULTURE”
-Sun Tzu, the Art of War
im gonna make this a copypasta
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
JIALONG THE DRAGON MEANING "FIRM LIZARD" IS A GENUS OF THE FAMILY ACANTHACEAE DATING TO THE END OF THE CRETACEOUS. THE DRAGON IS OFTEN CONSIDERED TO BE THE PROTOTYPE OF THE ARMORED DRAGON THE HARD NAIL BEHIND THE DRAGON IS ESSENTIALLY HARDENED SKIN.
CHLAMYS FARRERI MEANING “ALMOST CROWNED LIZARD” IS A GENUS OF THE FAMILY PLATYPUS, NATIVE TO LATE CRETACEOUS NORTH AMERICA, ABOUT 76 MILLION TO 73 MILLION YEARS AGO. IT IS A HERBIVOROUS DINOSAUR THAT CAN WARK ON TWO OR FOUR FEET.
TYRANNOSAURUS REX ALSO KNOWN AS TYRANNOSAURUS REX, IS A LARGE CARNIVOROUS DINOSAUR, ABOUT 13 METERS LONG AND WEIGHING ABOUT 7 TONS. IT LIVED IN THE CRETACEOUS FOR 3 MILLION YEARS, ABOUT 68.5 MILLION YEARS AGO.
I was dying at the delicate skin of children 😂
have you ever seen a child they are op my sister slapped me 20 times and my skin uno reversed the effect
3:33 real footage of godzilla being dropped by ghidorah
3:42 i havent heard SpinoDude laugh this hard and likely never will again
Don't worry he will....... AFTER POSTING MORE OF THESE LOL 😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂
I’m from Hong Kong, so I know the Chinese names of most of these dinosaurs. It looks like a lot of the names are direct translations of the Chinese names, perhaps using a CERTAIN not 100% accurate translating software
But.... scientific binomial names are the same in every language... that's the whole point of the latin and greek binomial system...
@@Serucipe for example, let’s use an easier one. Liopleurodon in Chinese is 滑齒龍, which translates to “slippery tooth dragon.” The names are relatively the same in meaning, but they are direct translations that make no sense
@@QueenOfCheetahs Ok, but how do you explain the wrong names given to some of them? Or the ones that are given plant genus names?
@@Serucipe Google translate and I said a lot not all
@@QueenOfCheetahs Google translate is definitely way better than that.
I love how he says "Dengs fish" in that accent. 0:13 0:22 5:40
*DENG'S FISH*
sounds like joe swanson lmao
or just patrick warburton in general
I died at
Chlamys farrery, meaning "almost
crowned lizzard", is a genus of the
family platypus
That's all wrong
Farrer's scallop (Chlamys farreri), also known as the Chinese scallop, is a species of marine bivalve mollusk is the scallop family; Pectinidae.
The platypus (Ornithorhynchus anatinus), sometimes referred to as the duck-billed platypus, is a semiaquatic, egg-laying mammal endemic to eastern Australia, including Tasmania. Not family
0:30 I mean……. They’re not wrong 😂
Fun fact: Heidregon (the three headed dragon) is a Pokémon from generation 5
How did I miss that video on that rubber dino listing I sent you, I thought it was just in the attached pictures.
Deng's Fish is pretty epic tho.
The hydrabon search on google also helped us see our old friends crotalon, sea dragon, and troodontosaurus!
I looked it up and Chlamys Farreri is a real thing, but it’s not an almost crowned lizard, in fact it’s far from it. It’s a species of scallop.
Yes, I can confirm this is true, I have multiple Parasaurolophus in my hair.
Petition for spinodude to change his name to superlargehadrosaurdude on April fools.
ANOTHER ONE??? THIS JUST MADE MY DAY I LOVE THESE!
The legend of Deng's Fish began here.
*Chlamys ferrari, meaning “almost crowned lizard”, is a genus of the family platypus, native to late Cretaceous North America, about 76 million to 73 million years ago. It is a herbivorous dinosaur that can walk on two or four feet.*
the fact that they're the first to make a lego dimetrodon before Lego themselves
Tyrannosaurus rex, also known as Tyrannosaurus rex
Very helpful, thank you
As a person in the Philippines, these toys are the best dinosaur toys we have, I even have and or seen some of them! (I have seen Schleich, Recur, Hasbro, and Mattel toys, however they're in select stores)
So is dragonfly a translation issue or is the Philippines view of styracosaurus unironically dragonfly?
Hobbes and Landes are the only ones I saw that sell Schleich dinosaur figures. Too bad they're gone now. Toy Kingdom used to sell decent dinosaur figures (including a Papo knock-off) but they're gone as well. Recur is the only decent ones we have but they look goofy at times except for their other animals figures.
@@IndominusRex-wc1ey Nope. This only happens in online stores but not as bad as this. However you would frequently see the listings as "simulated dinosaur" or something like that.
@@Press_X_to_doubt Huh, oddly enough the only time I saw Schleich figures was also in BGC, though they were in a Lego store.
@@Press_X_to_doubt ooooh ok that makes more sense
Deng's fish nearly killed me, i laughed too hard i can't breathe
And this,my friends,is where the legend begins of "deng's fish"
my humor has degraded so much that i'm laughing over the parachlamys belonging in the family platypus
I loved how you talked with the red triangle dragon! You should do that more often
5:45 Ok this figure doesnt look bad
0:13
*deng’s fish*
Classic.
>super large hadrosaur
Greatest own of Spino ever.
3:16 This looks like multiple forms of torture and i'm not sure how I feel about that.
4:09 OMG SUPER LARGE SHARK REAL1!1!1!1!!1!!1!1! 😳😳😳😳😳😳
That black winged velociraptor might have been Ripley
4:21 lmao
“King Ghidorah you’ve seen better days
Odour is the British spelling
Hydreigon is a Pokémon
Deng’s fish is Representing The Fish
Slippery Tooth Dragon looks like the WWD Liopluerodon(sp?)
Parachlamdys(sp?) sounds like an STD
Dunkleosteus Terrelli: who are you?
Deng's Fish: I'm you, but S T R O N G E R
Slippery toothed Dragon probably comes from Liopleurodon, which means "smooth-sided tooth".
3:32 They everything proofed their dinosaur bootlegs to keep Camosaurus from destroying them in his videos.
4:18 F in the chat to hydreigon. What have they done to him
"Hydreigon" got me good as a pokemon fan
i will forever call those fish *deng's fish* ✨
5:21 leaked jurassic world dominion footage
00:14, Deng's Fish? Lol!!
00:16, really!?
00:25, Carnegie Collection Kronosaurus. Lol!!
00:31, Monster Fish!?
00:34, sounds like a sports car.
00:44, lol!
00:50, close but no dice!
1:04, Variation T Rex? Ok....
1:05, Carnotaurus. What!?!🤣
1:08, it's a Dilophosaurus, not an Ankylosaurus! 🤣
1:52, that's a typo!🤣
1:57, Parachlamys!?🤣🤣
2:09, Family Platypus!? 🤣🤣
2:43, a plant!?🤣
3:42, lol!!
4:52, it's a Spinosaurus! 🤣🤣
5:14, lol!!🤣🤣🤣
5:40, more Deng's Fish!! Yay!🤣
5:56, lol!!
3:35
THATS TYRANNOSAURUS ABUSE RIGHT THERE 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"Play resistance" after hearing that... I don't feel like playing with it anymore
i am genuinly dying of laughter. from every part aswell this was epic
0:36 The sea scorpion is real
At least the opabin sea scorpion is actually a half decent model of an opabinia.
Also, what if I told you that's how some people actually spell the word "odour?" 1:44
"Large soft rubber sounding Hydreigon", so they not only ripped off King Ghidorah's design, they ripped off Pokémon as well, Hydreigon is the final evolution of the Dragon-type Pokémon, Deino.
2:46 TRIANGLE DRAGON
"Will help your children learn more about dinosaur and nature!"
Kangaroo duck parasaurolophus put on the right*
Tho, that is one of the least inaccurate things
"PlaTyPuS1"
"PArAcHLAmYs"
3:16 This killed me right here.
I honestly want to buy that rubber T. rex after seeing that add
3:16 the real reason why dinosaurs went extinct
Representing The *Deng's Fish*
3:33 this made my year
I laughed so hard at Deng's fish
I mean...
They're not wrong, that is the most Chinese Ankylosaurus I've ever seen
“Oh no there’s a video to go along with this one-“
0:55
*Baby Compsognathus dying*
I have seen saichania in one listing and it turned out to be a real species.
Welcome to Jurassic mistake
I wonder in what different universes are these names acceptable
Poor T-rex didn't ask for pain.
So I searched up deng's fish for the sake of crappy dunkleosteus toys, and then I found one called "Representing the fish". I laughed like a maniac
edit: its already in the past vid
Dominion is gonna be amazing
The spinosaurus is my favourite dinosaur lol
0:15 I went to Google why a Liopleurodon will be called a slippery tooth dragon and here's the result
Because Liopleurodon's Chinese is 滑齒龍 and 滑means slippery, and 齒means tooth, and 龍means dragon or dinosaur so my guess is they combined those three symbols to make slippery tooth dragon
This is the best in the series, no doubt.
These videos are so hilarious like it's one of the most funniest youtube videos I've ever watched it's been a while since I laughed at one I'm subscribing
Haha yes I've been waiting for this
5:10 bruh I actually have these except the raptor 💀😭😭
A trex has fallen out the window in lego city
That suffering "big mac" T rex toy fell down from a building and got ran by a car
Made me laugh so hard like when i see sabre wulf
Odour is the English (UK) spelling of "odor". Same logic as colour/color, you guys removed the 'u' when you simplified your version of English.
Yeah! Finally someone noticed that. Isn’t it also because they wanted to save money in news papers?
@@justatanuki.6495 I was under the impression it was all the work of one American madman who eventually wanted to simplify the entire language and just spell everything how it sounds in his mind.
Purely amazing. It’s a pure masterpiece
Oooh man! I love this type of videos! 😂😂😂
I lost all of my brain-sells just then
0:48 They bring back LEGO Dino Attack but they gotta kill its dignity like this!? Curse them!
Also those Variationsauruses are .. I dunno, original maybe?
And that Utah thunder dragon or whatever at the very end. TEN OUTTA TEN.
And I wonder if someone at Aliexpress has an inflation fetish considering every video you’ve made features at least one or more listings of them... (never heard you laugh this hard that was too much x’D)
Also Big Mac. Okay... not bad xD I see Spinodude is a G fan yes?
Also, TRIANGLE DRAGON! Make it a MEME !!!
Breaking news:local trex takes shower and falls out building and gets run over by spinosaurus
These are awesome!
I've seen an Aliexpress listing that had carnotorus labeled as Daniel dragon. I don't know why.
Man you gotta love that “dengs fish
The pinnacle of the best dinosaurs on the market to date.
Not even PNSO can reach THIS level of greatness!
DANG! Fish
Do y'all realize all the knockoff rubber dinosaurs that have a button with sound is basically godzilass roar?
Honest to God, backing up over your “target” is a tried and true playbook method of the “just in case” scenario….
I might just get that jumbo rex thing because I feel bad for it getting run over lmao
🤣 thanks I apreciate the comedy
3:15) best “How ridiculous channels” rexy ripoff 😂😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣
The pentaflex one is just dinosaur abuse.
Cattle Dragon sounds pretty metal.
This is Hecka silly I love it
One of the best
To be fair, those "Plant sets" seems not so bad.
Aaaaaaagh my existence hurts after seein those toys
Spino: Large soft rubber sounding Hydreigon
Me: Hydreigon is a Pokemon!!!
I'm speechless. I have nothing to say. *wheese* what even are they?
I have a feeling that some of these descriptions are awful due to the seller using directly translating foreign words through google translate. The wierd names of the dinos are probably like, common names over there
LMFAO these are just the best ever lol
You just watch an advertisedment where a t rex suffers
Oh I love in Jurassic park when the parachlamys was in it!!!