HOW CAN YOU TREAT KIDS LIKE THIS? | Kindergarten #1

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  • @abdulrahmanshoaib1388
    @abdulrahmanshoaib1388 5 років тому +4228

    "Look me in the eyes and tell me you're gonna kill me"
    *Janitor does just that*
    *Jack opens his mouth wide*
    "JESUS CHRIST MOTHER OF GOD"

    • @taylorbritt499
      @taylorbritt499 5 років тому +48

      You missed your chance to use the surprised Pikachu meme

    • @ayman_idk3465
      @ayman_idk3465 5 років тому +10

      200th like

    • @Jake-nh5th
      @Jake-nh5th 5 років тому +12

      @@taylorbritt499 I was about to say "insert pikachu meme"

    • @michaelatanasio223
      @michaelatanasio223 5 років тому +5

      More honest world.

    • @severablegibbon
      @severablegibbon 4 роки тому +3

      Taylor Britt I don’t think that meme was even a thing when that comment was made

  • @JonatansKulpe
    @JonatansKulpe 3 роки тому +2042

    I love how Jack can immediately give the characters they're unique voice.

    • @Noone-ew6hl
      @Noone-ew6hl 2 роки тому +25

      it’s because his imagination is SO vast

    • @noalymercedes4576
      @noalymercedes4576 2 роки тому +10

      i have constipation

    • @horseluver4ever623
      @horseluver4ever623 2 роки тому +13

      *their

    • @zzstacy_flowerzz9288
      @zzstacy_flowerzz9288 2 роки тому

      @@noalymercedes4576
      *Why?*

    • @marsyaszed
      @marsyaszed 2 роки тому

      @@zzstacy_flowerzz9288 what if we do correct people so no one will fuck with them? I'd rather help someone then sit there laughing at them.

  • @jj_1167
    @jj_1167 7 років тому +5881

    Jack: look me in the eyes and tell me you're gonna kill me
    Janitor: **stabs repeatedly**

  • @KelpoTheCereal
    @KelpoTheCereal 2 роки тому +507

    When life is hard, Jack's playthrough of Kindergarten will always be there for me.

    • @graciecat9694
      @graciecat9694 Рік тому +5

      Saaame, dude! :D

    • @j.8142
      @j.8142 Рік тому +8

      literally its been like 4 years since i first watched this series from him and i still come back LOL

    • @greybu3p549
      @greybu3p549 Рік тому +7

      Broooo

    • @BPSensei
      @BPSensei Рік тому +7

      you read my mind

    • @3x3x3x3thegoat
      @3x3x3x3thegoat 11 місяців тому +8

      I watch this (it’s a tradition now) while drinking hot chocolate

  • @dimensionaleyeball4030
    @dimensionaleyeball4030 5 років тому +3812

    Jack: i like lilly, lilly is my favorite
    Nugget: is nugget a joke to you

    • @EnderTheBender64
      @EnderTheBender64 4 роки тому +55

      Actually nugget: am I a joke to you for eating pills

    • @rott3nste4kz
      @rott3nste4kz 4 роки тому +33

      @@EnderTheBender64 nugget speaks in third person

    • @imperialbricks4217
      @imperialbricks4217 4 роки тому +18

      I like nugget and Lilly

    • @royalkitty4298
      @royalkitty4298 4 роки тому +25

      Am I the only one that can say that nugget is my favorite kindergartner?

    • @rott3nste4kz
      @rott3nste4kz 4 роки тому +19

      @@royalkitty4298 nugget is ✨amazing✨

  • @ilovedeftones079
    @ilovedeftones079 6 років тому +5833

    Jacksepticeye has the true voice of Nugget

    • @JidderTVODs
      @JidderTVODs 6 років тому +46

      YES

    • @jamienoon1697
      @jamienoon1697 6 років тому +53

      Obviously he has the best voice for nugget

    • @wyntryx7977
      @wyntryx7977 6 років тому +134

      STEPHANIE HAS THE BEST NUGGET VOICE YA FRIGGIN NOOB

    • @gloomybread78
      @gloomybread78 6 років тому +53

      @@wyntryx7977 don't yell, meanie.

    • @VibeyViberson
      @VibeyViberson 6 років тому +40

      Jay from kubz scouts has the greatest voice for him

  • @nobodyofimportance8009
    @nobodyofimportance8009 7 років тому +2908

    (While playing Kindergarten)
    Jack: You can't do that to kids!
    (While playing Happy Wheels)
    Jack: (Laughing maniacally while killing a little boy on repeat.)

  • @corneliusfitzgerald4527
    @corneliusfitzgerald4527 4 роки тому +1781

    Jack: I don't know Cindy do have baggage with you. Bad relationship with your dad, mom
    Long lost brother?
    Lily: 😳

  • @pikachuneoncat6480
    @pikachuneoncat6480 5 років тому +4370

    I came back from Kindergarten 2 to reminisce about the time when Monty is still able to use his legs.

  • @anichka101
    @anichka101 5 років тому +1802

    Jack: "That's the lesson: meet the wrong people and your life can spiral downwards"
    Me: "So....if I meet NO people, then my life will be fine?"
    *introverted me is happy*

  • @annalaura982an
    @annalaura982an 5 років тому +306

    Jack:exists
    Cindy: high pitch demonic screaching

  • @Rage_kit
    @Rage_kit 2 роки тому +112

    This is my comfort series. But specifically Sean playing it. He is the true voice of these characters. Not just nugget but also Ms Jiggletits. I really hope they do a Kindergarten 3.

  • @Snakeofwrath
    @Snakeofwrath 7 років тому +94

    "He killed a child with a mop! Mother of God, he must be watching Daddy O Five or something!"
    LOL, jesus christ Jack, no chill! XD

  • @PidgeyHowler
    @PidgeyHowler 5 років тому +621

    I accidentally had the video at 1.25 speed, but Jack talks so fast normally that it took me a solid minute to notice the difference.

    • @lilfizz1619
      @lilfizz1619 4 роки тому +27

      Ur right lmao I just checked

    • @caaptainn
      @caaptainn 4 роки тому +13

      Fff lol your right 😂

    • @yvettarosetta
      @yvettarosetta 4 роки тому +28

      Oh god it's almost impossible to notice

    • @maratorres6267
      @maratorres6267 3 роки тому +2

      I k lollll

    • @glitchy777
      @glitchy777 3 роки тому +2

      I just checked yeah lol your right

  • @tantan292
    @tantan292 5 років тому +2079

    I actually named my cat after a character in the series.
    *all hail the mighty nugget*

    • @taurinebeast61
      @taurinebeast61 5 років тому +19

      You Named Ur Cat Nugget -_TaurineBeast_

    • @Vetresity
      @Vetresity 5 років тому +23

      @@taurinebeast61 that's why people used to worship cats nugget is an immortal being

    • @robloxandyathatsitrobloxan8414
      @robloxandyathatsitrobloxan8414 5 років тому

      No

    • @badegg2472
      @badegg2472 5 років тому +3

      i named a stray cat after him too lol

    • @trafficjam7559
      @trafficjam7559 5 років тому +14

      “This reminds me of my cat Tenders”

  • @auroracat1906
    @auroracat1906 11 днів тому +6

    I’m watching this 7 years later and it’s still timeless, truly a work of art

  • @killstreak1282
    @killstreak1282 5 років тому +4907

    I sure love women with big teaching qualities

  • @Max-tw7yh
    @Max-tw7yh 6 років тому +135

    " What if I want the sword to be my partner?... " I'm ded, I played that part so many time. Jack, you're awesome!

  • @electricbandit716
    @electricbandit716 6 років тому +849

    *plugs in headphones and listens to a song in full blast
    My brain - let’s watch some jacksepticeye
    *gets earraped by intro

  • @kxixxrt
    @kxixxrt 4 роки тому +224

    Jack: “look me in the eyes and tell me youre gonna kill me”
    Janitor: **kills him**
    Jack: :0

  • @awkward_simmer4299
    @awkward_simmer4299 7 років тому +200

    12:11 "I woke up today, a bouncing baby boy ready to start my kindergarten day! Started talking to people, made a friend, he gave me a nugget. Then I met this girl and my life has spiralled downwards!"😂😂

    • @Julia-vu3bf
      @Julia-vu3bf 7 років тому +1

      alissia grace_x haha 😂

    • @slimykiller8258
      @slimykiller8258 7 років тому

      Flushing down

    • @slimykiller8258
      @slimykiller8258 7 років тому +2

      EVERYDAY I IMAGINE A FUTURE WHERE I CAN BE WITH YOU,IN MY HAND IS A PEN THAT'LL WRITE A POEM OF ME AND YOU

    • @colo2824
      @colo2824 6 років тому +1

      Undertale fan doki doki literature club

    • @lottie4565
      @lottie4565 6 років тому +2

      Story of my life

  • @ENTR0PY
    @ENTR0PY 6 років тому +254

    (takes money)
    "Am I gonna have to buy a pack of smokes?"
    You'd be surprised!

  • @theinfernosystem1323
    @theinfernosystem1323 5 років тому +351

    "The schools not all its *cracked up* to be"
    *MRS APPLEGATE WOILD LIKE TO KNOW YOUR LOCATION*

    • @floweytheflower381
      @floweytheflower381 5 років тому +10

      The Inferno System it’s mts jigglytits lol xD

    • @theinfernosystem1323
      @theinfernosystem1323 5 років тому +14

      @@floweytheflower381 Sorry, sorry, you're right. We must use her proper title

    • @nami_5746
      @nami_5746 5 років тому +5

      He said WOILD

    • @chungusfootfungus
      @chungusfootfungus 4 роки тому +7

      *THE JANITOR WANTS TO KNOW YOUR LOCATION*

    • @Salieri2024
      @Salieri2024 4 роки тому +1

      The lunch lady is *_cocaine_* slop.

  • @dbzlook419
    @dbzlook419 9 місяців тому +61

    Kindergarten 3 is coming soon so it's time to rewatch all of these.

    • @-littlesquare-1987
      @-littlesquare-1987 9 місяців тому +2

      Yep pretty much

    • @vivlodia
      @vivlodia 9 місяців тому +9

      so happy that we’re all here haha I came from the kindergarten 3 news too!!

    • @randomaccount64
      @randomaccount64 9 місяців тому +4

      ​@@vivlodia I really hope he ends up playing it

    • @CryingSalt-eb5lr
      @CryingSalt-eb5lr Місяць тому

      I hope it does actually come out soon

  • @justDeizyy
    @justDeizyy 7 років тому +1884

    The Janitor "Swept" Him Off His Feet

    • @alphadragonn3685
      @alphadragonn3685 7 років тому +10

      *swept

    • @justDeizyy
      @justDeizyy 7 років тому +1

      AlphaDragonn Yeah Ik

    • @masterpig9485
      @masterpig9485 7 років тому +1

      swept*

    • @Komakazeම
      @Komakazeම 7 років тому +90

      Nah I think the mopped the floor with him

    • @bean4200
      @bean4200 7 років тому

      TheGwayFox haha "swept"! funny joke XD 😹😂😅

  • @bim8950
    @bim8950 5 років тому +316

    Jack of the Past: Oh no, I put gun in Lily's hair. I'm a monster!
    Jack now:I'm just gonna help hide these bodies, kill someone with their allergies, and lie to everyone I know. I see no problem with this!

    • @annawhitten6383
      @annawhitten6383 5 років тому +6

      Beezow Doodoo Zoppitybop-Bop-Bop
      It was an asthma attack not an allergy.

    • @Angelbabi17
      @Angelbabi17 5 років тому +3

      Anna Whitten it was an asthma attack cause by an allergy

    • @Vetresity
      @Vetresity 5 років тому +10

      I just put a gun in someone's hair

    • @ethanhill851
      @ethanhill851 5 років тому +5

      @@Vetresity *SNEAK 100*

    • @Vetresity
      @Vetresity 5 років тому +2

      @@ethanhill851 I'm serious

  • @lilyeeto3461
    @lilyeeto3461 7 років тому +1880

    Jack, each time you get money your wasting an apple, and when you run into out of apples, you move on to the next room...
    Hope Jack sees this...

    • @zzdjzz86
      @zzdjzz86 7 років тому +17

      JACK WILL SEE THIS COMMENT I WILL CALL HIM USING THE MIGHTY YELL
      JAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCKKKK

    • @antiweasel9236
      @antiweasel9236 7 років тому +4

      NiceGuy352 JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACKKKK

    • @therealteble
      @therealteble 7 років тому +3

      xALWAYSxHYP3Rx lol

    • @pugmoney2747
      @pugmoney2747 7 років тому +1

      NiceGuy352 I

    • @falloutsheppy8823
      @falloutsheppy8823 7 років тому +1

      NiceGuy352 you're*

  • @horizonbumpy2828
    @horizonbumpy2828 4 роки тому +49

    ''welcome to kindergarten, a game of which i know nothing about''
    immediatly explains the murder and what he has seen of the game

  • @gadangelofwar803
    @gadangelofwar803 7 років тому +143

    Jack just straight out roasting the teacher dear god

  • @stephaniem3707
    @stephaniem3707 5 років тому +212

    Kindergarten 2 really had an environment glow up huh

  • @AngeredIrken03
    @AngeredIrken03 7 років тому +3270

    JACK'S FACE CHANGED SO FAST WHEN THE JANITOR STARTED BEATING HIM I DIED
    Edit: why the hell does this have 2k likes I literally just said I found Sean's face reacting funny

  • @caoimhedoesstuff9293
    @caoimhedoesstuff9293 4 роки тому +44

    This series still brings me so much happiness in 2020. It’s one of the series I come back to when I’m sad and it never fails to distract me from life

  • @zecurox
    @zecurox 7 років тому +158

    JACK, READ THIS TIPS:
    1. everyday is MONDAY in that game, so you need to keep playing for a day and never scare to kill somebody because they will back in the next day (another monday)
    2. try to collect all monstermon card in that game
    3. each kids has their own quest, lily will be your final quest, once you finish her quest you will get the ending

    • @zecurox
      @zecurox 7 років тому +22

      4. the apple is your time, if you eat one of those apple you will gain $0.25 but i think you already found this out.
      5. if you failed a mission, just reset the room and do that again...
      6. jerome is the principal's son, you will found out soon enough..

    • @Atypical-0
      @Atypical-0 7 років тому +4

      zecurox let him learn himself

    • @challenge57
      @challenge57 7 років тому

      hey is the games version 0.6?

    • @kaiwooz3708
      @kaiwooz3708 7 років тому

      zecurox SPOILER ALERT!!!!!

    • @zecurox
      @zecurox 7 років тому +7

      nope, not spoiler this is just some tips... im not even tell him any of the story...

  • @wattz6969
    @wattz6969 5 років тому +117

    Watching kindergarten 2 and coming back everything looks soooooo different

    • @badegg2472
      @badegg2472 5 років тому +4

      *monty isn't handicapped*

  • @toon4797
    @toon4797 5 років тому +267

    Janitor: Sweepy Sweepy
    Me A Man Of Culture: G O T T A S W E E P S W E E P S W E E P

    • @deppressoexpresso6287
      @deppressoexpresso6287 4 роки тому +4

      Let’s play!

    • @mentalinsane9283
      @mentalinsane9283 4 роки тому

      Skeaddle

    • @someguy34hnt
      @someguy34hnt 4 роки тому

      That's what *I* said when he said it too, heh. Also - 47th like... ''Godaaamn 47'' (Y'all like WSHH Questions?)

    • @NO-vv9ii
      @NO-vv9ii 4 роки тому +1

      O H Y E A H Y E A H No running in the halls bitch 😾

    • @dropbear692
      @dropbear692 4 роки тому +1

      No running in the halls

  • @baileyhp616
    @baileyhp616 4 роки тому +172

    Who else is re-watching this series during lockdown?

  • @itskriber
    @itskriber 7 років тому +519

    "The biggest thing you have to worry about is Jesus...."
    "...how much time do I have to play today?"

  • @shcrimps
    @shcrimps 7 років тому +2312

    "He must have been watching DaddyO5"
    Savage.

    • @davack62
      @davack62 7 років тому +22

      CHIBI NUGGET please tell me he says that

    • @shcrimps
      @shcrimps 7 років тому +25

      7:17

    • @SuperSmashMyAss
      @SuperSmashMyAss 7 років тому +1

      CHIBI NUGGET I don't get it

    • @hydroxenon9364
      @hydroxenon9364 7 років тому +31

      MusicMemer daddyo5 is a UA-cam channel that does extreme pranks to their kids

    • @tommyg.9577
      @tommyg.9577 7 років тому +40

      CHIBI NUGGET DaddyO3*

  • @starrycharacter
    @starrycharacter 4 роки тому +382

    Does Cindy just have a breathalyzer laying around for whenever she plays house!?

    • @sharpvids1570
      @sharpvids1570 3 роки тому +1

      P

    • @crystalgemgirl731
      @crystalgemgirl731 3 роки тому +3

      Probably.

    • @xanderahern5125
      @xanderahern5125 2 роки тому +16

      Yes, if you play house the right way, you get both
      The breathalyser and a flask
      Which (the flask) can be given to bugs at recess

    • @starrycharacter
      @starrycharacter 2 роки тому +1

      @@xanderahern5125 lol yea this kindergarten is messed up

  • @_zexic_4740
    @_zexic_4740 4 роки тому +178

    Im rewatching the entire kindergarten game. One and two. Starting....now.

    • @_zexic_4740
      @_zexic_4740 4 роки тому +1

      Im on 2 ep 2 again lol

    • @Ithirid
      @Ithirid 4 роки тому

      Same here.

    • @Boston20888
      @Boston20888 4 роки тому

      Same

    • @yui3045
      @yui3045 4 роки тому

      same x3

    • @_zexic_4740
      @_zexic_4740 4 роки тому +2

      @@yui3045 Nice :3 I just finished. I miss Jacks old videos. Its such a bummer lol.

  • @joeydrew5807
    @joeydrew5807 7 років тому +3170

    You're Irish your blood system IS alcohol.

    • @casualcouch9459
      @casualcouch9459 7 років тому +23

      Joey Drew alcohol

    • @Synthestra
      @Synthestra 7 років тому +31

      ah37123 Ever heard of a joke

    • @christineb.4457
      @christineb.4457 7 років тому +51

      Joey Drew I applaud you for using the correct you're/your.

    • @bowtiefox
      @bowtiefox 7 років тому +29

      Joey Drew don't you mean there's blood in your alcohol system

    • @Joawlisdoingfine
      @Joawlisdoingfine 7 років тому +13

      Joey Drew
      I don't know if that is offensive or funny.

  • @ketchupdaddy1921
    @ketchupdaddy1921 7 років тому +367

    Jack! The apples in the lower right of the screen are essential to the game. When you choose a dialog that costs an apple, you'll only have so many left. Once you have no apples left, then the game will move on to the next room. You fast forward this process (Say, if you've already spoken to everyone) by selling your apples with the enter key. You get $0.25 each from selling them, and you can use that money to buy more stuff from Monty.
    Please like so Jack sees this comment! Thank you!

  • @Nichiyami
    @Nichiyami 5 років тому +598

    Cindy is a smaller version of Regina George from mean girls

  • @kaylrobinson7145
    @kaylrobinson7145 8 місяців тому +18

    rewatching get ready for kindergarten 3 jack!

  • @meemysands6218
    @meemysands6218 5 років тому +188

    12:47 *Alexander Hamilton during the Reynolds Pamphlet 1797 colorized*

  • @theturducken1641
    @theturducken1641 5 років тому +63

    *transmission received* Hey Jack. I'm from the future. You can tell its true cause the date says 2020. I know i know its scary. But I'm here to tell you that whenever they make kindergarten 2 in a couple years, you're gonna have alot of fun playing it. I won't spoil the monstermon card ending though. Alright i gotta go now. Always be your badass, loudass self! Love your face! *end transmission*
    (Also I'm talking to past Jacksepticeye. 'Always be your badass, loudass self! Love your face!' part is for present day Jacksepticeye as well though)

  • @melissaclark7688
    @melissaclark7688 7 років тому +87

    Billy disappeared out of existence because Jack killed him too much

  • @LisaBullardMusic
    @LisaBullardMusic Рік тому +2

    How many years will the kindergarten series be my go-to comfort videos?
    Yes.
    Seriously though, Seán is not only super entertaining and down to earth, but like everyone says, he really brings the characters to life in this game and every other game he plays. I’m so happy to have found his channel and the fact he keeps putting out great stuff even now ❤

  • @lilhug.x
    @lilhug.x 7 років тому +535

    Spent the whole video fangirling because my name is Lily 😂
    "I like Lily. My little Lilers. Little Lilypad. She's my favourite so far"
    😍😍

    • @holly_is_tired1161
      @holly_is_tired1161 7 років тому +9

      Lily Hughes my name is Lillie :D

    • @Lem7r-03
      @Lem7r-03 7 років тому

      Spazzoid and that is why no one likes you and you got dropped on your head as a baby.

    • @lilhug.x
      @lilhug.x 7 років тому

      Spazzoid DO YOU NOT KNOW THE PRINCIPAL KILLED MY BROTHER?! PISS OFF!!!

    • @ros0ideae-1
      @ros0ideae-1 7 років тому +1

      Liliana Rooney Holy crap, I now want to draw cindy as Heather Chandler

    • @Godzilla-pb7np
      @Godzilla-pb7np 7 років тому +1

      Lily Hughes he stuck gum in your hair

  • @angelusioritan1763
    @angelusioritan1763 6 років тому +678

    Ms. Bouncinboobs
    Ms. Nochin
    Ms. Minionface

    • @antonhagbox02
      @antonhagbox02 6 років тому +6

      Her name is Mrs. Jigglytits- I MEAN Mrs. Applegate

    • @ic3yr0
      @ic3yr0 6 років тому +2

      Ms. JigglyTits

    • @therealbowee
      @therealbowee 6 років тому +2

      Ms. Jigglytits

    • @ollie8391
      @ollie8391 6 років тому +3

      Mr. jiggletits

    • @sineadsdead
      @sineadsdead 6 років тому +1

      Ms. Fuckface

  • @Ilivepuppys
    @Ilivepuppys 5 років тому +44

    rewatching while I wait for jack to upload kindergarten 2 more parts even though I finished the game just love his videos on it!

  • @RanMouri82
    @RanMouri82 2 роки тому +28

    Rewatching in 2022, and it's charming how quickly Jack wants to befriend Nugget.

  • @kaimango7012
    @kaimango7012 7 років тому +55

    Jack: Look me in the eyes and try to kill me, I dare you.
    (Janitor kills him)
    Jack: *GOOD GOD?!!*

  • @danielle6881
    @danielle6881 7 років тому +16

    Sean seems to have underestimated kindergarten. When I was in Kindergarten my mom was in the hospital and could have died, and it was mother's day. I had an emotional breakdown, and the counselor wanted to send me home, but decided it would be worse, so she gave me a little green stuffed dog that I still have and she helped me pick out a name, Spots. I got toy sit in the library, and make a get well soon card for my mom, and I was fine. I remembered that because she was so amazing. Remember, I was 6.

  • @xhyaena
    @xhyaena 6 років тому +154

    I still fu**ing love this series

  • @Bugg24
    @Bugg24 11 місяців тому +4

    Upon my 5800th rewatch of kindergarten, I have noticed that Jack predicted:
    Purchasing cigarettes: 1:09
    Mrs. Jigglytits (name courtesy of the janitor): 1:26
    And Nuggets potential friends: 1:34
    All in the first two minutes

    • @Lolo_Sketches
      @Lolo_Sketches 9 місяців тому

      Ikr, and i love how he immediately gives Nugget his classic voice

  • @theunreadyone
    @theunreadyone 7 років тому +62

    I love how no one else cared that he got killed with a mop

    • @that1bunny821
      @that1bunny821 6 років тому

      So true! I was like “ What the heck was that!”

    • @itssynb1711
      @itssynb1711 6 років тому

      Couch Potato lol i died of luaghter

  • @maddienoodleaway4308
    @maddienoodleaway4308 7 років тому +118

    "He killed a child, with a mop!"
    -Jacksepticeye 2017

    • @chamuquillalatina
      @chamuquillalatina 7 років тому +5

      Chica AWAY!! lol
      😂😂😂😂😂😂😅😂😂😂
      spot the difference

    • @lunarturtle
      @lunarturtle 7 років тому +2

      Judith Pacheco 😅

    • @bradleybad95
      @bradleybad95 7 років тому

      who tf responds to a comment with one of those shitty "spot the difference" spam things?

    • @ughkeira3303
      @ughkeira3303 7 років тому

      FrickingAwsomeNumber1 One Hi

  • @AliceInChains.
    @AliceInChains. 7 років тому +101

    that Daddyofive roast has me crying!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @wearslongsocks.
      @wearslongsocks. 7 років тому

      Marie Zombiie Same😂😂

    • @treeizure7821
      @treeizure7821 7 років тому +1

      SHHHHH WE DONT WANT SCARCE TO KNOW. Or it'll be all over the news like pewdiepie being hitler

    • @uluvave7401
      @uluvave7401 7 років тому

      Marie Zombiie frfrfr😭😭😭😂😂😂

    • @alanbrunner4116
      @alanbrunner4116 7 років тому

      Same😂😂😂😂

    • @co-kane3035
      @co-kane3035 7 років тому +1

      I thought it was mess up

  • @courtneyevie
    @courtneyevie 3 місяці тому +2

    looking back on jack playing this for the first time and having no idea what he was doing actually does make me glad that they went back and updated the game after kindergarten 2 came out to make it a bit easier to understand. now there's no money grinding and you can either start the day with $2.50 or $10, and they added a couple lines of dialogue in missions like cindy's, the teacher's, and nugget's to make it clearer what you need to do.

  • @angelab7065
    @angelab7065 7 років тому +149

    "He killed a child with a mop BE MUST BE WATCHING DADDY O FIVE OR SOMETHING"
    -Jacksepticeye 2017

    • @skyloraine6672
      @skyloraine6672 7 років тому

      Angela Bogosyan that comment was rude of jack to say

    • @thearmada6248
      @thearmada6248 7 років тому +4

      How. DaddyOFive abused their kids.

    • @Dee-vv9xu
      @Dee-vv9xu 7 років тому +2

      Angela Bogosyan that's fucking savage 😂

    • @natalie.004
      @natalie.004 7 років тому +2

      Angela Bogosyan I loved that part cuz it's SO TRUE!😂

    • @samonicle2002
      @samonicle2002 7 років тому +3

      Angela Bogosyan GET REKT IMFG I LAUGHED SO FUCKING HARD

  • @karmicfiles
    @karmicfiles 7 років тому +380

    "TOP O THE MORNING TO YA LADIES MY NAME IS JACKSEPTICEYE". One of the best intros ever!!

    • @ITR933
      @ITR933 7 років тому +3

      that's not right lmao it's TOP O' MORNIN' TO YA LADIES MA NAME IS JACKSEPTICEYE

    • @DupeyDonuts
      @DupeyDonuts 7 років тому +8

      You laddies don't know how to spell laddies.

    • @liviaslifestyle2469
      @liviaslifestyle2469 7 років тому +7

      Why do y'all spell Laddies Ladies?

    • @DupeyDonuts
      @DupeyDonuts 7 років тому +3

      Livia's Lifestyle lol that's what i was saying!!

    • @cyndivargas9755
      @cyndivargas9755 7 років тому

      Adri's World I

  • @avoltic2483
    @avoltic2483 5 років тому +272

    Who's watching this after Jack uploaded Kindergarten 2!!!
    edit: Jacks beard is gone its been so long.
    edit 2: thx for the likes!

  • @Mars-tb2jr
    @Mars-tb2jr 8 місяців тому +2

    I love watching his older videos from when I was younger it always makes me happy. I graduate HS this weekend. I always watch his new and old videos when I’m feeling nostalgic and sappy. His videos helped me through so many hard things in the past 7 years you are truly appreciated

    • @aidengoes3544
      @aidengoes3544 Місяць тому

      I remember my friend showing me his channel back in 2014 when I was 11 years old. Now I’m 21, working a trade job with a two year old at home. It’s insane how time flies man

  • @axbp5548
    @axbp5548 7 років тому +449

    hey I didn't know my old school was in a game

    • @axbp5548
      @axbp5548 7 років тому +11

      Endite warrior I'm exaggerating a bit, obviously

    • @blakebelledona2709
      @blakebelledona2709 7 років тому +2

      Endite warrior don't take everything going seriously.

    • @missleahx8979
      @missleahx8979 7 років тому +2

      AXB Animations lol

    • @vivelise16
      @vivelise16 7 років тому +2

      Endite warrior yea and learn proper grammar 😄🖕

    • @paulogomes6268
      @paulogomes6268 7 років тому +7

      Meow Furevur hey emoji insults...
      GANGSTA SHIT

  • @issy341
    @issy341 7 років тому +295

    "He must be daddyofive" 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @twitchingwithrage4683
      @twitchingwithrage4683 7 років тому

      Yusuf Ismail that was gold 😂😂😂

    • @jacksepticeye
      @jacksepticeye  7 років тому +70

      Too soon? lol

    • @Metronome._
      @Metronome._ 7 років тому +2

      jacksepticeye no,not at all he needs to learn to treat kids how kids are supposed to be treated

    • @CultOfWeirdness
      @CultOfWeirdness 7 років тому +1

      jacksepticeye nah, fuck that guy

    • @tropicalgaming2086
      @tropicalgaming2086 7 років тому

      Yusuf Ismail OMG too​ too too soon

  • @galaxygaymer2855
    @galaxygaymer2855 6 років тому +116

    God imgaine if ur kindergarten was like this (I'm talking about the whole series not just this epsiode)

    • @briannajada
      @briannajada 6 років тому +5

      Life would be lit

    • @briannajada
      @briannajada 5 років тому +1

      @a bowl of mac and cheese r/wooosh

    • @briannajada
      @briannajada 5 років тому +2

      @a bowl of mac and cheese why do you have to be so angry😂 it was just a simple joke no need to get your pants in a bunch, you sound like an idiot flipping your shit over sarcasm and woosh jokes, just sayin' 🤷

    • @qwertyqwertz73
      @qwertyqwertz73 5 років тому

      @@briannajada Your right

    • @briannajada
      @briannajada 5 років тому

      @a bowl of mac and cheese im sorry to break it to you, but i don't think thats how jokes work-

  • @sorrydiscontinuedchannel4978
    @sorrydiscontinuedchannel4978 4 роки тому +13

    Jack has introduced me to so many things, I usually need a certain inspiration to do anything, Jack is my inspiration, Meme Time, Kindergarten, Undertale, etc., if Jack didn’t start UA-cam my life would be different in many ways.

  • @saintsvvs
    @saintsvvs 6 років тому +534

    *(insert joke about time of the length of the video)*

    • @oliviag.4687
      @oliviag.4687 6 років тому +3

      Ööö

    • @ghoope3757
      @ghoope3757 6 років тому +19

      20:18 but remove the : >:)

    • @addieeeson
      @addieeeson 6 років тому +5

      Kevon Anderson
      OOF

    • @demonprincess9680
      @demonprincess9680 6 років тому +18

      Kindergarten's a lot shorter than I remember. It only took him twenty minutes when it took the rest of us 1 year

    • @saintsvvs
      @saintsvvs 6 років тому

      Fyrebyrd no.

  • @pengmaeda9908
    @pengmaeda9908 7 років тому +775

    "I know nothing about this game:
    "I hear things about Murder"
    You know something about this game.

    • @nathangottschalk8218
      @nathangottschalk8218 7 років тому +5

      Deadlord Pengmaeda Its an expression

    • @pengmaeda9908
      @pengmaeda9908 7 років тому +14

      Iv never heard of that as being an expression.

    • @KloeKaos
      @KloeKaos 7 років тому +5

      Nathan Gottschalk that's not an expression.

    • @kerrytrevino3976
      @kerrytrevino3976 7 років тому +1

      Deadlord Pengmaeda I

    • @glazelf
      @glazelf 7 років тому +3

      Ofcourse he knew something about the game.

  • @smugly6793
    @smugly6793 7 років тому +218

    why jack, you've never killed a child with a mop? huh. boring life.

    • @knock6446
      @knock6446 7 років тому +1

      Smugly lol

    • @kottonkandy0962
      @kottonkandy0962 7 років тому +1

      Oh. My. Gawd. I KNOW RIGHT?! I remember when I killed someone with a mop. I was 5. Ah... Good times, good times. ((PS this is ment as a joke to the comment))

    • @domdrawing6148
      @domdrawing6148 7 років тому

      Kottonkandy09 ik its a joke

    • @muddywisconsin5827
      @muddywisconsin5827 7 років тому

      Kottonkandy09 k

    • @rejenncrane
      @rejenncrane 7 років тому

      Smugly
      Gcfgftghty

  • @thischannelisinthegrave
    @thischannelisinthegrave Рік тому +12

    Who else is coming back to this series after years?

  • @acraind7014
    @acraind7014 7 років тому +175

    6:42 is one of the most glorious moments I've ever watched in my entire life xD

    • @chvvsvv3958
      @chvvsvv3958 6 років тому +1

      Good grief, I'm watching this during class. I clicked on the number and nearly burst out laughing. XD

    • @imspongebob1593
      @imspongebob1593 6 років тому

      Same I was watching this at break time a I fucking burst laughing I couldn't stop

    • @nicolexdye6200
      @nicolexdye6200 6 років тому

      Acraind is jacksepticeye is likely like a BOSS?

    • @that1bunny821
      @that1bunny821 6 років тому

      Acraind, yes! It was perfectly put together

  • @josegarcia-et4ok
    @josegarcia-et4ok 6 років тому +602

    Btw the teacher has a Minecraft stick

  • @edge_man_yt4704
    @edge_man_yt4704 7 років тому +185

    "Jesus Christ, he killed a child with a mop....he must be watching fucking daddyofive"-Jack

    • @heartymcdurianz
      @heartymcdurianz 7 років тому

      +Drink_Bleach don't steal people's comments.

    • @MsCartoon23
      @MsCartoon23 7 років тому

      Lol, notice the quotations and that he credited Jack for that comment. It's not stealing silly.

    • @hannahpringle7356
      @hannahpringle7356 7 років тому

      Drink_ Bleach ha

  • @Scoobys_Snack
    @Scoobys_Snack 9 місяців тому +7

    Time for my Yearly binge of jacksepticeye Playing kindergarten

  • @haybaygamers2064
    @haybaygamers2064 6 років тому +264

    It's so magical!! It's......
    Nugget's nugget

  • @justdoinit7044
    @justdoinit7044 7 років тому +197

    "He killed a kid with a mop.. he must be watching daddy 0 5..." SHOTS FIRED

    • @17hitcombooo
      @17hitcombooo 7 років тому

      Flaming Gaming67 OOOOOOOHHHHH

    • @ClovenSpice
      @ClovenSpice 7 років тому

      that shade though omg

    • @jessicadrake7001
      @jessicadrake7001 7 років тому

      I screamed 😂

    • @AmuroRay007
      @AmuroRay007 7 років тому

      Flaming Gaming67 I was literally about to comment the same thing!

    • @groundbreaker91
      @groundbreaker91 7 років тому

      Ikr, right! Damn, I felt the heat from that burn.

  • @graysonbutcool
    @graysonbutcool 7 років тому +408

    That voice acting tho 10/10 😂👌

    • @phnx_in_line1824
      @phnx_in_line1824 7 років тому +50

      {\__/}
      ( • _ • )
      / > 💩\

    • @fye3073
      @fye3073 7 років тому +19

      this is fairer 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999/10

    • @graysonbutcool
      @graysonbutcool 7 років тому +1

      HOW DID I GET SO MANY LIKES?!

    • @Torez.001
      @Torez.001 7 років тому

      Grayson Lester I have no idea

  • @sofacouch3326
    @sofacouch3326 4 роки тому +22

    "Eww is the 'something extra' a little bit of DNA?"
    Hehe little did the man know...

  • @sassyblynx2896
    @sassyblynx2896 7 років тому +20

    When he reads what the kids are saying and does the voices I love it..

  • @colekay2508
    @colekay2508 7 років тому +123

    Crazy eyes? Baggage? Daddy issues? Yup, Jack just finished watching How I Met your Mother

  • @meliscool1223
    @meliscool1223 7 років тому +638

    See, I know I've been watching too much Game Theory when I start analyzing Cindy and believing that she says what she says when they're playing house bc it's stuff she's herd from her parents, but that's just a theory, A GAME THEORY
    I'll go home...

    • @meliscool1223
      @meliscool1223 7 років тому +20

      MWNolan 22 well shit, I forgot mistakes are not allowed in the sea of UA-cam comments, I apologize for hurting your eyes with my spelling mistake

    • @meliscool1223
      @meliscool1223 7 років тому +7

      MWNolan 22 nah dude it's chill, I was joking back lol

    • @jaxsonsha-hahour7894
      @jaxsonsha-hahour7894 7 років тому +8

      Game Theory is Dope! I bought their backpack just to say I have it

    • @meliscool1223
      @meliscool1223 7 років тому +1

      Lone wolf games lmao

    • @meliscool1223
      @meliscool1223 7 років тому +1

      Bacon8r3000 That's great!

  • @rageplai9555
    @rageplai9555 2 роки тому +66

    I come back to this series and the second one every now and then because of how much life Jack gives to the characters, I bought both of the games because I wanted to support the creators and thought it would be fun to play but it honestly feels really drab and boring without Jack giving life to the characters

    • @bumbabees
      @bumbabees 2 роки тому +5

      tbh that's a large part of the reason why I still come back to rewatch this. I think the game is pretty entertaining and funny on it's own, but Sean's delivery of the character's lines makes it ten times better.

    • @lemonking1741
      @lemonking1741 Рік тому

      Same, I just miss the old days

  • @shirimo7030
    @shirimo7030 5 років тому +41

    I've been a fan of Sean for around 1-2 years now and haven't even watched any of his videos within the last year.
    So now I'm basically re-watching every series I ever liked from him. Papers, please down. Kindergarten coming. Hello Neighbour next.

  • @SctLewis
    @SctLewis 7 років тому +224

    Listen at 7:17 OHHH DADDYO5 GOT ROASTED LOL

  • @Ch.wilson
    @Ch.wilson 5 років тому +33

    1:11 little did he know he would actually have to buy cigarettes😂

  • @sarahbauknight6315
    @sarahbauknight6315 4 роки тому +8

    My favorite series EVER on jack's channel! I'd love a replay or something. I still watch this all the time

  • @kcr7371
    @kcr7371 7 років тому +154

    JACK! MY DOG WAS SITTING ON MY LAP AND YOU "WHOOPAH"ED (HIGHFIVE) AND HE JUMPED XDDD HE WAS SO SCARED

    • @Evil7o7
      @Evil7o7 7 років тому +10

      viper Cat 😂😂😂

    • @timedoglin
      @timedoglin 9 днів тому

      how does this comment feel 7 years later

    • @kcr7371
      @kcr7371 8 днів тому +1

      @@timedoglin I became homeless for a little and wasn't allowed to see my dog, so now I think about him and countdown the days til we're reunited. Nice to remember that he sat on me when we watched yt together.

  • @superfire6463
    @superfire6463 5 років тому +38

    Jack: I’m a going to have to buy some smokes with this?
    Me: 😦

  • @bjklbjklbnbjklkjnmbl851
    @bjklbjklbnbjklkjnmbl851 7 років тому +102

    This game is an accurate representation of my school life.

    • @mawbyn
      @mawbyn 7 років тому +2

      me too.

    • @micahkelly1890
      @micahkelly1890 7 років тому +1

      Katie Smith same

    • @eric-qz7cr
      @eric-qz7cr 7 років тому +6

      so you put gum in peoples hair and buy cigarettes? Messed up life

    • @frankloun2496
      @frankloun2496 7 років тому +3

      you have a life?

    • @criminalact8446
      @criminalact8446 7 років тому +1

      pillsburry farms lol I beat this guy is a 12 year old just hating

  • @biggiechee5e2000
    @biggiechee5e2000 3 роки тому +8

    Back here watching this gem of a series again. So good

  • @bee9330
    @bee9330 5 років тому +48

    *Janitor kills a child with mop*
    Jack: Jesus Christ...He must've been watch some DaddyOFive
    If you don't believe me, Here's the tea:
    7:13

    • @Emilythematerialgurl
      @Emilythematerialgurl 4 роки тому +1

      Ig im not only one caught that shade but a good reason

    • @Strakins
      @Strakins 4 роки тому +1

      I didn’t realize this first I was watching it

  • @moozycarrots
    @moozycarrots 7 років тому +1059

    Jack!! Every time you withdraw money your 'action bar' goes down (The apples). This triggers the end of the section. I would say take all your money out at the start of the game just in case you need it.
    Edit: apparently a bully does something if you take out more than $3... be careful!
    Edit edit: oh and jack - YOU ate the ball of... whatever when you sat next to Cindy. You didn't give it to her. :)

  • @MercifulFrisk
    @MercifulFrisk 7 років тому +137

    I know this is horrible:
    Jack: you going to kill me?
    **Janitor starts killing him**
    Jack: OH MOTHER OF CHIRST!!!
    Me: **starts to laugh at the seen of death**

    • @lunamoon752
      @lunamoon752 7 років тому +3

      The Friskest Frisk ikr XD I felt so bad afterwards though... then I started laughing again XD

    • @pokeryea
      @pokeryea 7 років тому +1

      The Friskest Frisk same. °-°

    • @groofay
      @groofay 7 років тому +1

      I started laughing way too hard at this. Glad to know I'm not alone here :D

    • @franciscogonzalez1012
      @franciscogonzalez1012 7 років тому +1

      The Friskest Frisk same😈

    • @rantbot9176
      @rantbot9176 7 років тому +1

      ok frisk sans just called. you're grounded.

  • @user-tq8dy7oy5t
    @user-tq8dy7oy5t 3 роки тому +6

    I love how cheerful jack is in every video he can make your day just by making a little joke in a video game it’s crazy I hope all UA-camrs can be like that after COVID still ❤️💯

  • @livi__little1716
    @livi__little1716 6 років тому +328

    Why can't Snape be a herbology professor?
    He couldn't keep the lillies alive😂

  • @derekharvey3881
    @derekharvey3881 7 років тому +68

    when he put the gum in lily’s hair i saw tears coming out of her eyes

  • @grace2550
    @grace2550 5 років тому +75

    ah yes, when Monty still had working legs

  • @tasnimbari4012
    @tasnimbari4012 3 роки тому +10

    Janitor: kills child
    Jack: "He must've been watching daddyo5 or something"