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  • @christopheramador165
    @christopheramador165 3 роки тому +97079

    Im not gonna watch this one, thanks anyways drew

  • @nataliegmccormick
    @nataliegmccormick 3 роки тому +16786

    “I am upset that people are stupid” me too, random woman, me too.

    • @charlene9489
      @charlene9489 3 роки тому +98

      I love your top quality spices

    • @melissas9537
      @melissas9537 3 роки тому +167

      I read your comment before I saw the video so I thought that you referred to Drew with the random woman
      I was kinda disappointed to see an actual woman

    • @kiing.diimon4984
      @kiing.diimon4984 3 роки тому +35

      I wish we still left stupid ppl to die like in the caveman times :(

    • @GhostedGamer
      @GhostedGamer 3 роки тому +11

      too bad its a ratio of 10000 stupid people to 1 smart person

    • @nataliegmccormick
      @nataliegmccormick 3 роки тому +18

      @@charlene9489 why thank you very much! 😂

  • @lumamarques7953
    @lumamarques7953 3 роки тому +9403

    oh yeah the three genders: girl, boy and fire

    • @luasiaimas3566
      @luasiaimas3566 3 роки тому +193

      @TheChancesOfBeyonceMurderingYouIsLowButNotZero fireboy and watergirl, the classic 2 player flash game

    • @user-gn6jc2yn9c
      @user-gn6jc2yn9c 3 роки тому +225

      @@luasiaimas3566 We also have Sharkboy and Lavagirl.

    • @he.said.teenjiejer
      @he.said.teenjiejer 3 роки тому +32

      Ladydoor

    • @Sparess
      @Sparess 3 роки тому +105

      Katara, Aang, and Zuko

    • @janedalessio3239
      @janedalessio3239 3 роки тому +9

      Ha nice

  • @anxietify
    @anxietify 2 роки тому +2775

    ''gender reveal parties are statistically more dangerous than dinosaurs'' is the best thing i've ever heard

    • @RavenclawNimbus
      @RavenclawNimbus Рік тому +50

      They should make a movie called "Gender Reveal Park"
      And you thought the Jurassic Park was a disaster

    • @EccentricArtist3838
      @EccentricArtist3838 Рік тому

      Maybe California needs to put a ban on gender reveal parties. People there don't have the brain cells to understand consequences or common sense.

    • @eeveeofalltrades4780
      @eeveeofalltrades4780 Рік тому +9

      No no, he's got a point

    • @cmd0317
      @cmd0317 Рік тому

      Fun fact: gender reveals have killed 100% more humans than dinosaurs have

    • @remnant95
      @remnant95 Рік тому +6

      It’s funny because it’s true.

  • @feddyfaburr
    @feddyfaburr 2 роки тому +4033

    “Hey honey should we have a gender reveal party?”
    “Yeah that sounds fun! What bakery should we get the cake from?”
    “..bakery? Nonono.. *military base.”*

    • @manologamerss5801
      @manologamerss5801 Рік тому +59

      ​@Avalanche Gaming I can just imagine a soldier trying to eat the military base while mumbling "the cake flavoring was a lie" while the rest of his squad just stare at him like "what the hell is he doing?"

    • @azazelgrigori9244
      @azazelgrigori9244 Рік тому +15

      @@quacker8538 Taste is explosive

    • @ut2819
      @ut2819 Рік тому +3

      @@manologamerss5801 if cake can have all flavour than what an all-flavour cake?

    • @Wombattlr
      @Wombattlr Рік тому +2

      What "bakery" should we get the "cake" from?

    • @wubbinz
      @wubbinz 11 місяців тому +1

      nonono.. nuclear power plant!

  • @judebreheny3925
    @judebreheny3925 3 роки тому +5268

    The “I am upset that people are stupid” lady speaks for all of us, all the time.

  • @SoftBunnyPaws
    @SoftBunnyPaws 3 роки тому +5064

    Literally everyone: Bombs are dangerous and unpredictable.
    Stupid parents: Haha, cake go boom

    • @kiwi1947
      @kiwi1947 3 роки тому +85

      Nuke flavored cake

    • @Ryantheman17
      @Ryantheman17 3 роки тому +11

      Not smoke bombs they're not dangerous like how most fire works are smoke bombs and mostly misty and that's it

    • @thebombspayloadisexposed
      @thebombspayloadisexposed 3 роки тому +1

      @xX Egyptian Flower Xx except officer Tenpenny

    • @stevedenny7887
      @stevedenny7887 3 роки тому

      And it's a boy

    • @pokolla1875
      @pokolla1875 3 роки тому

      Grandma go boom

  • @potato_that_tickles_his_pickle
    @potato_that_tickles_his_pickle Рік тому +1146

    I've seen one good gender reveal party. Everyone stood on the front lawn, it must have been their whole extended family on both sides. Then someone on the other side of the house tied a pink balloon to their golden retrievers collar and let him run to the front lawn. Everyone was excited to see the balloon so they cheered, and the dog being a dog thought a whole group of people were cheering for him. So the dog was happy and ran around greeting everyone loving the attention, and everyone got to see the pink balloon. No fires, no one hurt, nothing harming nature. Just a win win situation

    • @OwlBard
      @OwlBard 11 місяців тому +73

      that is so cute

    • @LaikasFriend
      @LaikasFriend 10 місяців тому +41

      That's so cute 😭

    • @KuueenKumi
      @KuueenKumi 5 місяців тому +26

      Oh to be a simple dog

    • @stinkyfingers1617
      @stinkyfingers1617 15 днів тому +4

      We did that except tied it to my youngest and then I dressed up as a monster and chased her around the yard. She’s now in therapy but everyone else really seemed to enjoy it

  • @Shift_Salt
    @Shift_Salt 2 роки тому +8353

    Gender reveal party: "It's a boy!"
    20 years later: "Mom, dad, I'm trans."
    Stupid parents: "What?! So you're saying your uncle died in that hot air balloon stunt for nothing?!"

    • @aggirl774
      @aggirl774 2 роки тому +192

      HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    • @austro1675
      @austro1675 2 роки тому +1

      Trans people don't exist lmao. Transitioning means going from point A to point B. Cutting yourself up and wearing a wig does not make you go to point B, 100% of your DNA is still at A.

    • @shipkipsamazingchannel3248
      @shipkipsamazingchannel3248 2 роки тому

      Lol just throw a second party and push your aunt of the top of a skyscraper, to celebrate you coming out

    • @valenshinee
      @valenshinee 2 роки тому

      just hold another gender reveal party and make the aunt die in a hot air balloon stunt now

    • @austro1675
      @austro1675 2 роки тому

      @@valenshinee Sex-Reveal party*

  • @emilyarking1670
    @emilyarking1670 3 роки тому +4526

    I read the background as “happy not burn yet” and I think that equally applies

    • @mythicalsubscriber3486
      @mythicalsubscriber3486 3 роки тому +8

      IcAnTsLeEp BcOfThAtViDeO many people think of the same thing✨
      Also, do you REALLY care that much?

    • @finlaylonghurst
      @finlaylonghurst 3 роки тому +22

      how are you meant to read it

    • @toadt0ad
      @toadt0ad 3 роки тому +9

      that’s what it’s supposed to look like

    • @sairuhbby
      @sairuhbby 3 роки тому +29

      @@finlaylonghurst born. not born yet. because the party is during the pregnancy

    • @gildedpeahen876
      @gildedpeahen876 3 роки тому +1

      my cracked screen made it look like that lol

  • @phoebe8273
    @phoebe8273 3 роки тому +7089

    Our son?
    Don’t you mean
    Arson?

  • @averagebriarmain
    @averagebriarmain 2 роки тому +510

    how to make an actually good gender reveal party:
    1. get a small cake
    2. make the frosting blue or pink
    3. cut it

    • @blockytheblock1
      @blockytheblock1 Рік тому +91

      4. s t e a l t h e m o o n

    • @lu0z9_the_I
      @lu0z9_the_I Рік тому +33

      ​@@blockytheblock1stealth emoon

    • @cmd0317
      @cmd0317 Рік тому +18

      steal them oon

    • @tardigradez
      @tardigradez 9 місяців тому +15

      my biology teacher in 9th grade did something like this actually. she passed around cakepops with white frosting and pink/blue sprinkles that depending on what sex we thought the baby was, then the cake inside was the color indicating the actual sex. tbh i think a lot of us cared more about the cakepops

    • @blushingrxes-quit7774
      @blushingrxes-quit7774 9 місяців тому

      Yes those are the best ones tbh

  • @help6691
    @help6691 2 роки тому +272

    When my mom was pregnant with my brother, guess what she did! She went to the doctor, and then came home and said “it’s a boy!” And it was just as magical with less forest fires and dead grandmas

    • @silvermeasuringspoons6462
      @silvermeasuringspoons6462 Рік тому +17

      That’s how everyone else in the world do gender reveal. The whole “babies gender/shower….etc.” things aren’t not even a thing in any other countries.

    • @DacLMK
      @DacLMK 9 місяців тому +8

      I'm thankful that this "culture" of baby gender reveal hasn't come to my country, or at least hasn't been embraced by people I know. My parent's didn't have "gender reveal" party for me nor for my sister, nor did my cousins this year when they were pregnant.

    • @dionemartins0212
      @dionemartins0212 Місяць тому

      Thankfully people just do the cake filling one in my country

  • @nameofthename
    @nameofthename 3 роки тому +1908

    "what's your baby's gender?"
    *staring out into the fire they made* "chaos."

    • @laurajanakatja123
      @laurajanakatja123 3 роки тому +100

      "Sooo, is they/them okay or...?"

    • @violetthebat8810
      @violetthebat8810 3 роки тому +5

      This comment sounds like an epic movie line/moment!~ 😄😄😄

    • @mori5271
      @mori5271 3 роки тому +7

      So its a girl? Aight👌

    • @itsella9400
      @itsella9400 3 роки тому +3

      *They’re just looking at the cindering remains of the home*

    • @ClySaga
      @ClySaga 3 роки тому +9

      Every transfobic, homofobic, anti-basically-everyone-who's-not-them person who believes in every little superstitious sign: 👀

  • @wic5028
    @wic5028 3 роки тому +3047

    That one guy who died at the gender reveal party:
    "A soul for a soul"

    • @colorsbyflow
      @colorsbyflow 3 роки тому +103

      call that equivalent exchange

    • @maccamachine
      @maccamachine 3 роки тому +9

      copied😐

    • @Appleeeeeeeeeeeeee
      @Appleeeeeeeeeeeeee 3 роки тому +2

      Them: “Yelp I guess I’ll die!”

    • @Dizzydawne
      @Dizzydawne 3 роки тому +1

      Linhardt von Hevring call that the comment that said that before this one

    • @sadielappin8862
      @sadielappin8862 3 роки тому +25

      That baby WILL mysteriously develop the same appearance and mannerisms as the person who died.

  • @Pa5an1
    @Pa5an1 Рік тому +76

    Bomb explodes
    “Congrats, it’s an orphan!”

  • @marygershwin7977
    @marygershwin7977 2 роки тому +563

    I'm gonna have a "The genitals of my baby is none of your f*ing business"-Party.

    • @eieiejjr
      @eieiejjr Рік тому +17

      Can I come?

    • @marygershwin7977
      @marygershwin7977 Рік тому +9

      @@eieiejjr Sure!

    • @hamianagrande
      @hamianagrande Рік тому +39

      so is the wildfire gonna be grey?

    • @solitomatonic9554
      @solitomatonic9554 Рік тому +43

      a cake thats undyed and pink AND blue balloons. congrats! its a baby :)

    • @bpkdon
      @bpkdon 3 місяці тому +3

      Don't invite anyone. Buy cake, snacks and drinks (non-alcoholic) and you both have a good time. There won't be any time after the baby is born.

  • @flourtoast
    @flourtoast 3 роки тому +5635

    "congrats! its a drew!" the doctor said as he revealed the baby danny.

    • @frosty_teacup
      @frosty_teacup 3 роки тому +75

      This MUST become the pinned comment.

    • @via_sometimes
      @via_sometimes 3 роки тому +19

      This was interesting to read lol!

    • @MEBOEFEBOE
      @MEBOEFEBOE 3 роки тому +24

      Danny Gonzalez is the baby of Drew Gooden

    • @stygianmoon1716
      @stygianmoon1716 3 роки тому +9

      If this doesn’t blow up in five seconds honestly.. oof

    • @robertmcdowell6084
      @robertmcdowell6084 3 роки тому +18

      Not gonna lie, I was hoping for a Greg

  • @Shroomish_Art
    @Shroomish_Art 10 місяців тому +571

    When I finally get prescribed testosterone, I’m gonna throw a gender reveal party. A transgender reveal party

    • @naan000
      @naan000 10 місяців тому +55

      hope you get your prescription soon!!

    • @kawaibakaneko
      @kawaibakaneko 9 місяців тому +59

      Please don't burn any forest down and remember explosivees are dangerous!
      Congrats for your transition, it might take time but your gonna make it

    • @baintreachas
      @baintreachas 6 місяців тому +16

      Im gonna turn my high school reunion into a gender reveal party lmao

    • @dragonninja3655
      @dragonninja3655 6 місяців тому

      They really ought to call it a sex reveal party. But "gender" is a social construct people made up like ten seconds ago. People just said gender instead of sex because saying sex sounds weird, they meant the same thing. Then a bunch of pedos got together and made up the "gender" thing so they could get closer to children and call their abuse science

    • @dragonninja3655
      @dragonninja3655 6 місяців тому +4

      I hope you get the mental health help you need. I wish you the best.

  • @Coyoteari
    @Coyoteari 11 місяців тому +73

    Something poetic about a death at a gender reveal party. Net neutral

    • @TheReaverOfDarkness
      @TheReaverOfDarkness 2 місяці тому +2

      Nah because you gain one person who is definitely related to these whackos, and lose one who might not be.

    • @lemin0u
      @lemin0u 2 дні тому +1

      @@TheReaverOfDarkness but also, that one person willingly attended the party while the other didnt

    • @TheReaverOfDarkness
      @TheReaverOfDarkness 2 дні тому

      @@lemin0u Oh truuuue! It might even be a net positive.
      Though sometimes people get dragged into stuff unwillingly, and they're also sometimes more or less likely to be victims of accidents depending on the circumstances.

  • @jacquelinecronin6028
    @jacquelinecronin6028 3 роки тому +7092

    They should name the kid Arson.

    • @karysuizel
      @karysuizel 3 роки тому +438

      at the very least Carson

    • @dmauldin7615
      @dmauldin7615 3 роки тому +367

      @@karysuizel or Grason (pronounced Grayson) standing for gender reveal arson

    • @nil2803
      @nil2803 3 роки тому +175

      And this is our son...Arson

    • @karysuizel
      @karysuizel 3 роки тому +26

      DaSkinThief LOVE THAT

    • @lynnsetter4581
      @lynnsetter4581 3 роки тому +136

      He should be named ash

  • @wirelessly__
    @wirelessly__ 3 роки тому +2934

    “Gender reveal parties are statistically more dangerous then dinosaurs”
    Slap that on a shirt and i’ll buy it thanks

  • @dracofirepants8758
    @dracofirepants8758 2 місяці тому +23

    I feel terrible for the people harmed in these incidents, as well as in the fires, but I also feel so bad for the kids who are born from these terrible things. a kid is growing up out there with the weight of a death on their shoulders because of their parents stupid descisions. :(

  • @feline.equation
    @feline.equation 2 роки тому +103

    when my mom was pregnant with my much younger sister, she took me out of school 1 hour early, told me i was having a sister, and took me to ice cream. best. gender. reveal. ever.

  • @ilikeartsandfarts8452
    @ilikeartsandfarts8452 3 роки тому +16085

    my aunt did a gender reveal where she just took her ultrasound out of an envelope it’s that easy

    • @Adam-tu1lk
      @Adam-tu1lk 3 роки тому +1782

      Not enough fiery destruction 0/10.

    • @kin1562
      @kin1562 3 роки тому +535

      Justyna Słomińska if you’re joking than this is really darn funny

    • @dumbratbtch953
      @dumbratbtch953 3 роки тому +270

      my aunt cut a cake.

    • @estelclarysse8158
      @estelclarysse8158 3 роки тому +111

      guys I'm sure she just looked at the ultrasound and then when anyone asked she just said the gender

    • @noel090909
      @noel090909 3 роки тому +60

      Rania Also have to point out that the OP never said anything about a gender reveal PARTY. For all we know that person was revealing the gender to one other individual.

  • @claire_beaty
    @claire_beaty 3 роки тому +3749

    “Go handle your son. I can’t right now...” She said.
    “My son?” He questioned, tilting his head to the side with a smile. She glared at him. She already knew what was coming, but it was to late to stop him. “Don’t you mean arson?”

    • @cozycasasmr4510
      @cozycasasmr4510 3 роки тому +17

      😂

    • @amarismorgan195
      @amarismorgan195 3 роки тому +63

      No fuckin way💀😂

    • @Marina-pe1gx
      @Marina-pe1gx 3 роки тому +41

      Ahahaha ok you win

    • @Bruh-hq1hx
      @Bruh-hq1hx 3 роки тому +19

      Communist arsonism everything will be eqully burned making everyone equally rich and poor

    • @niikariina
      @niikariina 3 роки тому +4

      U deserve AT LEAST 10 likes for this. This is gold

  • @oltyx6623
    @oltyx6623 Рік тому +17

    I saw an image of people dumping blue paint into a river for a gender reveal. This happened suring a drought. This was a village's only source of water.

    • @maush.
      @maush. Рік тому +2

      For a second i thought you were gonna say dump paint on the baby

  • @sydney6268
    @sydney6268 Рік тому +28

    Criminal penalties for these kinds of things can be pretty low because they can only get them on the same charge as accidentally starting a fire a lot of the time, but Oregon had an interesting strategy of assigning every tree a value and suing the person who caused the fire for that amount

  • @irecordwithaphone1856
    @irecordwithaphone1856 3 роки тому +7165

    Drew at his own child’s gender reveal party: “Hey guy”

    • @Trebinhas
      @Trebinhas 3 роки тому +218

      Even if it’s a girl

    • @irecordwithaphone1856
      @irecordwithaphone1856 3 роки тому +52

      ツPotato Yep

    • @irecordwithaphone1856
      @irecordwithaphone1856 3 роки тому +97

      ツPotato But I feel like the prophecy is destined to have his first child be a boy specifically for this joke to work

    • @jameswarden5312
      @jameswarden5312 3 роки тому +21

      Can't wait to see him become a dad 🥰

    • @katiedirksen
      @katiedirksen 3 роки тому +53

      ツPotato hey guyn’t

  • @SimsCraftsandbooks
    @SimsCraftsandbooks 3 роки тому +1785

    “And he’s confused, but he likes the attention”

    • @re_i_gn
      @re_i_gn 3 роки тому +22

      I was petting my dog as he said that and I smiled

    • @beck0star
      @beck0star 3 роки тому +15

      He said that right as I read it and it made me uncomfortable

    • @denvertikky4088
      @denvertikky4088 3 роки тому +2

      0:56
      He said it right as I read it

    • @fluffydumbun
      @fluffydumbun 3 роки тому +12

      Me when someone flirts with me as a joke

    • @ineffablemars
      @ineffablemars 3 роки тому +1

      Same

  • @QueerAndHere
    @QueerAndHere 2 роки тому +46

    the concerning part isn't even the horrible gender reveal parties, but the fact that the people throwing them are about to be parents to ACTUAL little humans, like those babies never had a chance huh

  • @NaturalSelection_
    @NaturalSelection_ Рік тому +71

    I had an aunt do a sex reveal party our family was not very pleased but the council of gay cousins definitely was with the use of proper terms

  • @kindafunne
    @kindafunne 3 роки тому +6673

    The fact that the gender reveal fire killed a fire fighter is depressing. They performed such a dangerous stunt that now someone is dead. His family won’t get to see him again because someone decided that they just had to use that pyrotechnic to tell the world their babies gender. Rest In Peace.

    • @SuperGirl-nc2xb
      @SuperGirl-nc2xb 3 роки тому +159

      A grandmother fire fighter also died

    • @lozpopo
      @lozpopo 3 роки тому +353

      They couldnt just tell their family with a cute card in the mail or whatever. They had to do something OTT because they're special and want to set off pyro in the middle of wildfire season. I honestly hope they remember all the lives they ruined with their dumb stunt for the rest of their days.

    • @Threebuges
      @Threebuges 3 роки тому +92

      Seriously! Its horribly selfish

    • @NikoJr.
      @NikoJr. 3 роки тому +130

      @@lozpopo I think it's time to bring back familial shaming. In this case, let's keep that shame up for a couple generations

    • @brilee4772
      @brilee4772 3 роки тому +16

      The Crowing dishonor

  • @el1theguy962
    @el1theguy962 3 роки тому +1106

    Mom: gets pregnant
    The Dad: *preparing a nuke*

  • @jerk1921
    @jerk1921 Рік тому +10

    I just thought of a Sci-Fi horror script where people are not allowed to have a baby unless and old person is willing to die, at an "in with the new, out with the old" ceremony.

  • @saltyfella4983
    @saltyfella4983 2 роки тому +180

    "Ginger reveal parties" 0:40
    This would be so much better than a gender reveal party. Is it a boy? Is it a girl? No! Its a fucking Ginger!

    • @666_cthulhu
      @666_cthulhu 10 місяців тому

      OHHHHH so gingers don’t lack _souls_ - they just lack genders! (or sex, i guess?) must’ve been a mistranslation or something. we’ve been bullying them for all the wrong reasons!

    • @mcgoo721
      @mcgoo721 9 місяців тому +7

      At least if you catch it early enough you wouldn't have to take it to term and be stuck with it

    • @nahbruh419
      @nahbruh419 7 місяців тому +3

      ​@@mcgoo721why are you talking about being ginger like it's a disease?

    • @m_e_nere
      @m_e_nere 7 місяців тому +3

      ​@nahbruh419 it is /j

    • @mcgoo721
      @mcgoo721 6 місяців тому +5

      @@nahbruh419 yeah those kids are kinda gross ngl. My mom said if I came out ginge she'd have dyed my hair my whole life. But even then you can tell. The skin, smell, etc.

  • @beamshark
    @beamshark 3 роки тому +5269

    My aunt did a gender reveal partyy where she just texted the gender of the babies to the group chat. Best party 10/10

    • @sOriginalMan-bw8de
      @sOriginalMan-bw8de 3 роки тому +72

      Same here we'll I just heard it from my parents who got an email about the genders of my cousins

    • @worstusernameintheworld9871
      @worstusernameintheworld9871 3 роки тому +126

      people don't even do gender reveals here lmao, hell my mom didn't even know I'm a girl and named me as a guy even after I was born lmao

    • @Medeinathetrashcan334
      @Medeinathetrashcan334 3 роки тому +19

      We dont do genderreaveal parties but my nan did just say the name and was like oh yeah its a girl

    • @Br00ke291
      @Br00ke291 2 роки тому +6

      @@Medeinathetrashcan334 well some names could count as a girl or boy

    • @aqua1675
      @aqua1675 2 роки тому +9

      @Anal Farmer true, if no one dies or property didn't get destroyed it's not a gender reveal party

  • @Jincaii
    @Jincaii 3 роки тому +8455

    My parents had a cool gender reveal. My mum gave birth to me, then a doctor picked me up and said ‘it’s a girl!’

    • @LindsayLohanHuh
      @LindsayLohanHuh 3 роки тому +794

      Mine also went that way, but it sucked. My parents didn’t even show up

    • @brianjohnson4156
      @brianjohnson4156 3 роки тому +243

      Mine was like that but they said boy for some reason it was weird

    • @reti9768
      @reti9768 3 роки тому +116

      What a coincidence! My gender reveal went the same!

    • @justaperson9754
      @justaperson9754 3 роки тому +7

      Vi Leonard same

    • @keriblessing-lindsey5225
      @keriblessing-lindsey5225 3 роки тому +35

      Woah if only more people did that

  • @richardsanchez9190
    @richardsanchez9190 2 роки тому +40

    My parents had a gender reveal thing when I was a baby. It was called the ultrasound appointment, and then they just told people I was a boy.

  • @fntthesmth423
    @fntthesmth423 2 роки тому +637

    When i first heard of "a gender reveal party", i foolishly assumed it was like a tansgender thing where somebody came out as trans by hosting a big party to get their friends and family on board

    • @jessarisetty5448
      @jessarisetty5448 2 роки тому +160

      I really hope that this idea of a gender reveal party catches on and eventually replaces the current one.

    • @hp8685
      @hp8685 2 роки тому +93

      That would be a fun venue for giving hand-me-downs etc to someone who may be trying to build a whole new wardrobe

    • @andreablair5295
      @andreablair5295 2 роки тому +49

      Honestly, a lot better than any gender reveal I've seen.

    • @DanaTheInsane
      @DanaTheInsane 2 роки тому +21

      Some t people do that when they come out.

    • @bert0
      @bert0 Рік тому

      Sounds stupid lmao

  • @lolbutt124
    @lolbutt124 3 роки тому +1600

    Cutting the cake and it's blue means you're giving birth to megamind

  • @dominicsacoolguy
    @dominicsacoolguy 3 роки тому +2712

    This just in: Florida Man realizes he's the only regular man in Florida and that everyone else in the state is crazy

    • @ravenrose9688
      @ravenrose9688 3 роки тому +43

      He barely makes it but I think Charlie from Moist Critikal/Pengiunz0 is "normal" too

    • @valorrios1472
      @valorrios1472 3 роки тому +12

      As a chaotic gremlin in Florida, this is accurate

    • @jacksonpercy8044
      @jacksonpercy8044 3 роки тому +3

      @@ravenrose9688 Cr1trikal*

    • @ravenrose9688
      @ravenrose9688 3 роки тому

      @@jacksonpercy8044 my bad

    • @michaelscofield1970
      @michaelscofield1970 3 роки тому

      You spelt it wrong too, dummy

  • @Charlie.mp4
    @Charlie.mp4 Рік тому +16

    As someone who works at a park, the least favorite part of my job is picking up blue confetti every Monday morning after the weekend

  • @tomodaphne
    @tomodaphne Рік тому +12

    I wonder how that kid's going to feel knowing that his gender reveal party burned up two counties in California.

  • @stjerneskudspigen300
    @stjerneskudspigen300 3 роки тому +2150

    "I'm upset that people are stupid," is the perfect motto for 2020.

    • @reese5437
      @reese5437 3 роки тому +51

      Nope. The perfect motto for life.

    • @officially.chronically.online
      @officially.chronically.online 3 роки тому +19

      Agreed. The clip of that lady saying that in this video made me cackle cause it’s so true.

    • @user-tk7hg6ty5q
      @user-tk7hg6ty5q 3 роки тому +4

      it fits this year perfectly.

    • @tarettime9392
      @tarettime9392 3 роки тому +16

      2016: this can't be happening
      2017: this is not normal
      2018: Don't panic
      2019: it is what it is
      2020: I'm just upset that people are stupid

    • @stjerneskudspigen300
      @stjerneskudspigen300 3 роки тому +8

      @@tarettime9392 we are living in the darkest timeline. "I'm upset that people are stupid," is just a coping mechanism sdjskd

  • @theoriginalsangster1570
    @theoriginalsangster1570 3 роки тому +2379

    If your baby's gender reveal ends in a horrific forest fire then the baby is going to be a demon.

    • @SuperHexer123
      @SuperHexer123 3 роки тому +163

      I mean with how 2020 is already going....birth of the anti christ wouldn't honestly shock me that point....

    • @rxxrcousin
      @rxxrcousin 3 роки тому +10

      @@SuperHexer123 HAHAHAHA

    • @catexplosives2248
      @catexplosives2248 3 роки тому +4

      The birth of satan

    • @KreeZafi
      @KreeZafi 3 роки тому +11

      ...lowkey kinda want a movie about that now

    • @feebee6810
      @feebee6810 3 роки тому +2

      @@KreeZafi there are plenty of movies about anti christ.

  • @alexreid1173
    @alexreid1173 Рік тому +27

    That kid is probably walking now. Imagine going to school and being the kid who indirectly caused a wildfire just by being conceived

    • @TheReaverOfDarkness
      @TheReaverOfDarkness 2 місяці тому

      yeah you'd have to live with the knowledge that you're related to idiots and probably not adopted

  • @Sam20309
    @Sam20309 2 роки тому +26

    My parents didn’t do a gender reveal party or anything. My mum said ‘ shouldn’t it be a sex reveal party not a gender reveal party’. Also I’m mtf so I’m extra glad that they didn’t lol.

  • @rex-hg9wo
    @rex-hg9wo 3 роки тому +1868

    “sure, three forests burned down and a couple people died *but* , its a girl!”

    • @redacted5078
      @redacted5078 3 роки тому +81

      Firefighters: Understandable, have a nice day

    • @rontheauraknight9606
      @rontheauraknight9606 3 роки тому +21

      Oh was it a girl? I joked with my brother a week ago “Did they ever find out the gender before they created a huge forest fire”?

    • @alexstewart2897
      @alexstewart2897 3 роки тому +6

      Ron the Auraknight it was a boy, I forget their name, maybe Chris or something like that.

    • @soul7445
      @soul7445 3 роки тому +27

      All that for a Chris

    • @snovaspectre2
      @snovaspectre2 3 роки тому +5

      @@soul7445 merry christmas!

  • @novaalmquist2617
    @novaalmquist2617 3 роки тому +23108

    Imagine growing up knowing that your gender reveal party killed someone

    • @2v_5r84
      @2v_5r84 3 роки тому +802

      That would be terrible

    • @shakybarbarian8460
      @shakybarbarian8460 3 роки тому +2782

      Imagine growing up knowing that your gender reveal party killed someone and it wasn't even the accurate gender because you're transgender

    • @olijovelmacdonald
      @olijovelmacdonald 3 роки тому +810

      @@isabelberger9441 a lil education for you. Non binary people actually are trans! Identifying as anything besides your birth gender is trans! Have a good day :)

    • @edelleaa
      @edelleaa 3 роки тому +115

      if they are anything like their parents i don't think they'd learn a lesson from that lol good ol' memories

    • @danib712
      @danib712 3 роки тому +43

      ShakyBarbarian okay but that doesn’t count when you’re first born. You’re either a boy or girl

  • @azimochaa
    @azimochaa 2 роки тому +34

    6:49
    Joseph Joestar was flying that damn plane I kid you not

  • @voidtelevision7468
    @voidtelevision7468 10 місяців тому +74

    The same people who say "don't make such a big deal about gender, snowflake 😡" also set off tannerite to tell you whether their unborn child has a p or a d

    • @chrish4439
      @chrish4439 5 місяців тому

      You have that so backwards. They aren't the ones overly caring about gender lmao. They see gender as a normal part of life and know that there's only 2 and then stop thinking it.
      It's the people who cry and whine when someone "missgenders them" and then won't stop talking about it then claims there is 17 genders and won't stop until your family is dead if you say otherwise that are obsessed with gender 🤦‍♀️

    • @EmiMartinezOfficial
      @EmiMartinezOfficial 5 місяців тому +9

      I wonder if my child has a parrot or a D-47 defense pistol

    • @kalyssiaseptember
      @kalyssiaseptember 2 місяці тому

      for some reason I interpreted “p or d” as “penis or dick” and I was really confused for about 8 seconds

  • @QIANAXX
    @QIANAXX 3 роки тому +2253

    Imagine your parents eating some cake for your gender reveal party but set a whole state on fire for your sibling

    • @rhiannon2028
      @rhiannon2028 3 роки тому +190

      "But MOM! Why didn't you set a forest on fire for ME? I'm clearly not the favourite child!"

    • @canyounot2102
      @canyounot2102 3 роки тому +53

      We clearly know who the favorite child is :/

    • @silvermoon2281
      @silvermoon2281 3 роки тому +103

      Oh geez, yeah, I never actually considered the kid who isn’t born yet finding out about what happened with their gender reveal party. Finding out their grandma died because of it... Finding out a state’s population and environment was thrown into chaos by a huge fire... If I was one of those kids I feel like I’d hate gender roles even more than the average child.

    • @beatrizmagalhaes5002
      @beatrizmagalhaes5002 3 роки тому +14

      @@silvermoon2281 wait, the grandmother DIED???

    • @nemanjaradovanovic8033
      @nemanjaradovanovic8033 3 роки тому +17

      They should name her Azula

  • @clarimm6675
    @clarimm6675 3 роки тому +2017

    "Gender reveal parties are statistically more dangerous than dinosaurs" I hate that he's correct in saying that

  • @radiatingsunray
    @radiatingsunray 4 місяці тому +7

    i went to a gender reveal party once. it was one of the most miserable times of my life and ive been homeless before

  • @FollowerofDuck
    @FollowerofDuck Рік тому +38

    ill never understand why people care sm about their babys genitals

    • @TheReaverOfDarkness
      @TheReaverOfDarkness 2 місяці тому +2

      I think maybe what they care about more is preserving the notion that the genitals are somehow tied to the person's cultural expression.

  • @sanasyed7732
    @sanasyed7732 3 роки тому +4726

    Imagine being the baby who’s gender reveal party caused an entire state to go up in flames

    • @Izzmonster
      @Izzmonster 3 роки тому +77

      That'd be awesome

    • @jared1964
      @jared1964 3 роки тому +17

      @Ned Kelly michael langdon 🙈

    • @CaptainUsopp118
      @CaptainUsopp118 3 роки тому +26

      that is my life long dream

    • @goldenwither
      @goldenwither 3 роки тому +108

      Poor baby is never gonna have a college fund, let alone food

    • @VictoriaClerici
      @VictoriaClerici 3 роки тому +174

      now imagine if that baby turned out to be trans, that would be perfect!

  • @BM-hr4xy
    @BM-hr4xy 3 роки тому +975

    "If the smoke is pink, it's a girl
    If the smoke is blue, it's a boy"
    If the smoke is black, then we're screwed

    • @merrittanimation7721
      @merrittanimation7721 3 роки тому +85

      If the smoke is yellowish green, then you have died of chlorine inhalation.

    • @aaljustaal1890
      @aaljustaal1890 3 роки тому +76

      "Congratulations!!! It's a. . .hell spawn?"

    • @29jgirl92
      @29jgirl92 3 роки тому +67

      Congrats, it's an emo!

    • @bluesansball3707
      @bluesansball3707 3 роки тому +28

      And the baby is...
      NOT YOURS! :D

    • @dellifer
      @dellifer 3 роки тому +8

      aAAAAND CONGRATS ITS A DEATH!!! :D

  • @nade7242
    @nade7242 Рік тому +23

    2:50 just to clarify tannerite is actually legal, you have to buy it and mix it but it's extremely safe, it detonates when you shoot it so it's used for target practice sometimes
    the problem was that this guy had uh
    a lot.

    • @TheReaverOfDarkness
      @TheReaverOfDarkness 2 місяці тому +1

      Yes, actually having predesigned kits from a store is *much* safer than leaving hillbillies to mix up their own explosive devices at home.

    • @nade7242
      @nade7242 2 місяці тому +1

      @@TheReaverOfDarkness but it's funny

  • @neondennon
    @neondennon 2 роки тому +23

    12:21
    He exploded to reveal the gender of course.

  • @justaduck3615
    @justaduck3615 3 роки тому +2115

    “And he’s confused but he likes the attention” is way too relatable.

  • @paigem7497
    @paigem7497 3 роки тому +6200

    “I am upset that people are stupid” is my new senior quote

  • @wubbinz
    @wubbinz 11 місяців тому +5

    what are you smoking to think that setting off a flamethrower while surrounded by dry grass is not going to end in tragedy

  • @awseven1144
    @awseven1144 2 місяці тому +4

    These should stay private family affairs. My brother and sister-in-law had the immediate family record videos about what we thought the gender would be, put them together and then recorded their dogs with balloons to revel it. Perfectly fine and fun for us

  • @Sund00d
    @Sund00d 3 роки тому +2736

    Petition to make Smokey’s new catchphrase *”I am upset that people are stupid”*

  • @thruhazeleyez
    @thruhazeleyez 3 роки тому +1567

    well actually the baby's gender was "fire" so i guess things went perfectly

    • @alyssab9957
      @alyssab9957 3 роки тому +42

      aaron the smoke was blue, the fire made the sky red... is it a sign??

    • @yay8697
      @yay8697 3 роки тому +5

      LMAO I'M DEAD

    • @whatthehellisthis
      @whatthehellisthis 3 роки тому +48

      *the baby’s a firebender*

    • @HarlanDaleAbsher
      @HarlanDaleAbsher 3 роки тому +31

      Everything was chill until the Fire Nation had a gender reveal party

    • @c.w.r.794
      @c.w.r.794 3 роки тому +9

      Holy shit! Their child is Zuko!

  • @Eclipse_tdsrbx
    @Eclipse_tdsrbx 6 місяців тому +3

    It’s weird that there’s a kid somewhere just living having no idea that they started a giant ass fire before they were even born

  • @freshyow8476
    @freshyow8476 Рік тому +3

    So I was rewatching this video and in the middle of it I get an ad
    Not weird
    It’s an ad for “How to make Your gender reveal parties great”

  • @betsyb
    @betsyb 3 роки тому +12805

    the unfortunate thing is, the woman who popularized gender reveals actually had a very good reason to do it. she had had quite a few miscarriages before she even got to find out the gender of the baby, so when she finally got her pregnancy to the point where they could determine the sex, she wanted to celebrate. it’s such a shame that so many people take it too far

    • @RandomiZerr
      @RandomiZerr 3 роки тому +621

      my aunt's had the same problem before and she recently did it when she found out the baby's gender and knew it'll eventually be born healthy. Next thing you know we cause a forest fire lmao.

    • @luanafernandesoliveira3291
      @luanafernandesoliveira3291 3 роки тому +1396

      Betsy B and on top of that, she has since come forward to say that the extreme focus on gender makes her particularly uncomfortable because her child is gender non-conforming, so......it’s pretty sad that people are going to such great lengths for a “tradition” she regrets creating

    • @LPTV84
      @LPTV84 3 роки тому +465

      @@luanafernandesoliveira3291 that is the biggest fucking irony of all of this.

    • @antichrist4449
      @antichrist4449 3 роки тому +623

      @@luanafernandesoliveira3291 She wanted to celebrate reaching a point of fetal development that she had tried so hard to get to. I'm happy for her, and her child.
      But, dear people who had unprotected sex
      Put the bombs away. You don't know your kids gender, just genitals. Just make a cake, I get it, cake is yummy and you are pregnant. Put the bombs away for the love of god we don't have time for this.

    • @leahburcham8743
      @leahburcham8743 3 роки тому +181

      If people want to celebrate and throw a party, then they should just do the thing where they cut the cake and there’s pink or blue inside.

  • @soupyweb
    @soupyweb 3 роки тому +3898

    why don’t people just cut a cake with the color inside like jeez

    • @MrSpencerMcIntosh
      @MrSpencerMcIntosh 3 роки тому +224

      And then put incendiaries in the cake right?

    • @toast_0h
      @toast_0h 3 роки тому +348

      And then the fetus inside the cake

    • @JennaLeigh
      @JennaLeigh 3 роки тому +188

      Or if you NEED a "spectacle", fill a massive box with blue or pink balloons, and open the box. Nevermind. People would do that outside and animals would pay the price for that.
      Cut a cake.

    • @yooseul__
      @yooseul__ 3 роки тому +160

      and when you cut the cake open it activates the 34 small bombs inside the cake

    • @fionalilly543
      @fionalilly543 3 роки тому +102

      Or just like... don't assign genders.

  • @BeatsPerMinute2
    @BeatsPerMinute2 2 роки тому +4

    I can hear your Boston/New Yorker/New Jersian accent in this, also where I live in So-Cal, one of the driest places in California, fireworks themselves are banned, so just looks like a loophole for deadly explosives

  • @theincredicarfanfilms9771
    @theincredicarfanfilms9771 2 роки тому +14

    drew's exaggerated southern accent is absolutely beautiful, i love this man.

  • @annacamp290
    @annacamp290 3 роки тому +2673

    PLEASE PUT "GENDER REVEAL PARTIES ARE STATISTICALLY MORE DANGEROUS THAN DINOSAURS" ON A T-SHIRT

  • @rhett1029
    @rhett1029 3 роки тому +4906

    Drew’s parents when they found out he was a boy: Hey Guy!

  • @WhoIsJaiK
    @WhoIsJaiK Рік тому +8

    Bout to have my gender reveal soon. I’m just having it at a restaurant and the icing on the inside of the cake is revealing whether if it’s a boy or girl…

    • @paneofglass
      @paneofglass Рік тому +5

      That sounds like a fun party! Cake gender reveal parties make sense, it’s just the pyrotechnics that are absolutely insane lol
      Congrats btw!

    • @WhoIsJaiK
      @WhoIsJaiK Рік тому +2

      @@paneofglass thank you!

    • @lucinda_null
      @lucinda_null Рік тому +3

      What was the gender?

    • @TheExtremelyTiredDude
      @TheExtremelyTiredDude Рік тому

      What was it?

  • @plainoldcereal9409
    @plainoldcereal9409 Рік тому +9

    i went to a baby shower for my cousin who’s having a kid and he’s gonna be a boy. they’re already imposing a personality completely composed of dinosaurs on him and it was kinda strange to be there

  • @dantevalet3471
    @dantevalet3471 3 роки тому +3470

    imagine standing in front of satan and having to tell him u died by a gender reveal party

    • @frogwizzard
      @frogwizzard 3 роки тому +137

      "yeah,, so uh,, you know how jason bought some explosives?? well.."

    • @satan9487
      @satan9487 3 роки тому +4

      yeah p funny to me

    • @iambored5898
      @iambored5898 3 роки тому +3

      You whould be taller then the devil

    • @ragnorfellandcantgetup3916
      @ragnorfellandcantgetup3916 3 роки тому +59

      Satan : what the fvck Richard

    • @alihassan4060
      @alihassan4060 3 роки тому +3

      Ur at 420 likes so im sorry i cant like it but here, ^^^

  • @screamthroughdreams
    @screamthroughdreams 3 роки тому +1066

    I had a gender reveal. It went a little something like this:
    Ultrasound tech: It looks like it's a boy.
    Husband and me: cool.

    • @Toadtoes
      @Toadtoes 3 роки тому +38

      I literally thought the word boy was dog ahbfhbvghb

    • @jennybegs
      @jennybegs 3 роки тому +3

      same 😂

    • @mr.totolose2107
      @mr.totolose2107 3 роки тому +77

      Wait you didnt blow up the doctor with a bomb you ate that was blue

    • @mariella2884
      @mariella2884 3 роки тому +47

      But...how can you enjoy this moment if you don’t share it with strangers online for a fleeting dopamine hit?

    • @pyjamaramasam
      @pyjamaramasam 3 роки тому +18

      Same! She put a little arrow pointing to his bits and printed it out and now I have that to embarrass him with when he's older. 😈

  • @probablyajaegerist7300
    @probablyajaegerist7300 Рік тому +9

    The other thing abt gender reveal parties ( more like sex reveal parties imo ) is some people aren't happy with the sex they get and that just isn't right. Of course, often these people still absolutely love their child no matter what, but I still think that "gender" reveal parties aren't necessary bc you can also start assuming things about the child b4 they are born. Which is technically fine since they can't think for themselves until a certain age, but still you get the point. Personally I think "gender" reveal parties are best used a convenience on what to buy, but it doesn't matter if your 5 month old wears blue or pink.

  • @im_not_a_bean
    @im_not_a_bean 7 місяців тому +4

    -saying-what-gender-your-kid-is-
    *burning a forest*

  • @spaceman1553
    @spaceman1553 3 роки тому +2443

    *someone dies at a gender reveal part*
    Me, an intellectual: The law of equivalent exchange

  • @pissapocalypse
    @pissapocalypse 3 роки тому +1085

    "Just found out the baby's gender omg! Honey, do the thing!"
    *Separates Florida from the rest of the continent with a trail of pink in the ocean*

    • @allison8076
      @allison8076 3 роки тому +70

      Finally, a gender reveal that adds to the community

    • @pastelguts6182
      @pastelguts6182 3 роки тому

      Why does everyone hate florida.... you make me so sad... 🥺😞

    • @ItaliaMatt1999
      @ItaliaMatt1999 3 роки тому +15

      @@pastelguts6182 because its a overly humid crackhead infested wasteland with wrinkly beasts that are 300 million years old(alligators and retirees)

    • @mirakovacs6981
      @mirakovacs6981 3 роки тому

      @@allison8076 LMAO

    • @pissapocalypse
      @pissapocalypse 3 роки тому +3

      @@pastelguts6182 I chose Florida because it kinda sticks out so it would be easier to break off lol

  • @instantdoodles4828
    @instantdoodles4828 2 роки тому +10

    12:56 Drew: "Thanks for sticking around until the end of the video, you have a great attention span."
    Me, who has been watching this while I play a game: *Sweating intensifies*

  • @real_arktic_foxxy
    @real_arktic_foxxy 14 днів тому +3

    My tired brain kept thinking Drew is saying "ginger" instead of gender and yet, it still somehow fits the overall theme of the video

  • @ashleyjin2392
    @ashleyjin2392 3 роки тому +1037

    "Okay, everyone share your name and a fun fact about yourself."
    "My name is Billy and I technically caused the deaths of five people before I was even born!"

  • @maceface2892
    @maceface2892 3 роки тому +10733

    When I found out my girlfriend was a pregonaut, we decided to mercilessly gun down an entire crowd full of people and the gender of the sole survivor remaining was the gender of the baby! Haha, it was so cute, people were just screaming with joy. Or maybe it was sheer terror? No, it was definitely joy at our cute gender reveal idea

    • @americantoastman7296
      @americantoastman7296 3 роки тому +74

      lmaoooooo

    • @chebic5095
      @chebic5095 3 роки тому +404

      Awww. I hate that our society is so rasist that they can’t accept you having fun.

    • @702d02
      @702d02 3 роки тому +150

      soooo...was it a boy or girl?

    • @obikenobiscoby9102
      @obikenobiscoby9102 3 роки тому +8

      @@SeraphFour wait... is that a cod joke??

    • @rosalin7747
      @rosalin7747 3 роки тому +17

      she was wat-

  • @MusketeerGweneth
    @MusketeerGweneth 2 роки тому +20

    Hey Drew, the jacket you're wearing at 3:40 is really cool.

  • @Number_1_Rated_Salesman1997
    @Number_1_Rated_Salesman1997 9 днів тому +2

    Then there’s the family who contaminated an entire town’s water supply by dying all the water blue.

  • @paighpage
    @paighpage 3 роки тому +1332

    imagine a kid asks his parents one day “hey mum how did grandma die?” and they have to tell them that grandma died on their gender reveal party 💀

    • @jamesstout3430
      @jamesstout3430 3 роки тому +2

      ugh.. that happened here in Nebraska, and not far from me...

    • @RLBM89
      @RLBM89 3 роки тому +59

      Imagine that kid coming out as trans later in life

    • @laurenwaters9937
      @laurenwaters9937 3 роки тому

      Oh gosh

    • @liamjones-tran6179
      @liamjones-tran6179 3 роки тому

      R. Lynn ?

    • @liamrecklaus3253
      @liamrecklaus3253 3 роки тому +20

      liam jones-tran it’s because the gender reveal wouldn’t matter anymore

  • @monarchhighschool7096
    @monarchhighschool7096 3 роки тому +1610

    The poor kid who's gender reveal party cost the state 8 million dollars is gonna be shunned more than Naruto was...

    • @DeathnoteBB
      @DeathnoteBB 3 роки тому +16

      What about Gaara?

    • @jonw9791
      @jonw9791 3 роки тому +2

      That kid is satan

    • @mikirin3349
      @mikirin3349 3 роки тому +34

      " I could change my name and ride up to Seattle"

    • @ad9896
      @ad9896 3 роки тому +5

      @@mikirin3349 We don't want him either. The air is absolute crap up here.

    • @bellamyseals831
      @bellamyseals831 3 роки тому +3

      i love this reference, and it's totally correct

  • @matneptune
    @matneptune 4 місяці тому +2

    The better, safer, make everybody happy alternative :THE CAKE.

  • @Changing_Subjects
    @Changing_Subjects 10 місяців тому +5

    Would love if Drew had a channel with him giving his opinions and insights on current events, movies, history or whatever, but more educational than entertaining. Don't get me wrong: I think Drew is hella funny and the rants are my favorite. But under the humor, Drew is not only smart, but an engaging teacher. I think people who wouldn't ordinarily watch or read the news would actually listen and learn a thing or two from Drew.

    • @lemin0u
      @lemin0u 2 дні тому

      right?? gotta love listening to him

  • @s29nv1sr1
    @s29nv1sr1 3 роки тому +849

    “Gender reveal parties are statistically more dangerous than dinosaurs!”
    That’s it. That’s my senior quote.
    (And it would look pretty cool on a piece of merch too)

    • @sci_pain3409
      @sci_pain3409 3 роки тому +8

      is this an american joke that i’m too british to understand?

    • @dionysusfilms165
      @dionysusfilms165 3 роки тому +19

      sci_pain3 p e r c h a n c e

    • @HamazingKayliee
      @HamazingKayliee 3 роки тому +11

      @@sci_pain3409 it's a quote that goes by your picture in the yearbook when you're in your last year of high school

    • @steffanyeyre7287
      @steffanyeyre7287 3 роки тому +3

      I'd buy that shirt

    • @Lorien.-.
      @Lorien.-. 3 роки тому +3

      I'd buy that shirt

  • @MandRproductions
    @MandRproductions 3 роки тому +1651

    Thank you so much for calling out these stupid things lmaooo

  • @echothefreak9396
    @echothefreak9396 Рік тому +12

    0:51
    “Son, I’m sorry, but your gender reveal party was dogshit.”
    “Wha- jeez, did it really go that badly?”
    “No, I mean literally.”

  • @fredthetotaldramaguy301
    @fredthetotaldramaguy301 2 роки тому +17

    3:26 plot twist, it's his mother

  • @williamw2529
    @williamw2529 3 роки тому +5628

    I'd like to think Drew's parents didn't have a gender reveal party. Instead when Drew was delivered he poped out and was all, "Hey guy, I'm a baby. I also have some things I'd like to complain about."
    Then he immediately started crying.

    • @ana7icia
      @ana7icia 3 роки тому +59

      OMFJSJSHWHWH I LOVE THIS

    • @whitestguyuknow
      @whitestguyuknow 3 роки тому +120

      He poped out wearing a robe and a mitre hat and a golden cross around his neck and multiple gold rings

    • @Tine_of_Nice_Dreams
      @Tine_of_Nice_Dreams 3 роки тому +45

      they didn't have a gender reveal party because "gender reveal party" was something that began like 4 years ago, when a woman who had miscarried multiple times wanted to celebrate a milestone she hadn't yet reached while pregnant. She's as troubled by what bullshit this has all turned into as the rest of us.

    • @emiliew5553
      @emiliew5553 3 роки тому +42

      Tine Of Nice Dreams
      it started 12 years ago, but yeah. and the kid is gender nonconforming.

    • @Tine_of_Nice_Dreams
      @Tine_of_Nice_Dreams 3 роки тому +18

      @@emiliew5553 I've heard that information may also be out of date but I'm inclined to let her child's gender be the family's business and not a public affair

  • @piper50
    @piper50 3 роки тому +28938

    i don’t usually like gender reveal parties, but this one was lit.
    the entire state gets to care about your baby now- it’s not just your son. it’s arson.

  • @wormFrog
    @wormFrog 9 місяців тому +2

    I’ve seen this so many times and it makes a perfect point every time. Still holds up.

  • @melchapelle
    @melchapelle 8 місяців тому +2

    The proper place for Tannerite is sand pit gun ranges where you bring lots of stuff to blow up. Not where you hang out with a pregnant woman and all of your most beloved family members. It's not nearly dynamite, but sometimes it's not that exciting so people get crazy and use too much.