one of the reasons why jknews is so successful is that they could talk for so long, and how they talk is like interesting, and funny, and you dont even realize they’ve been talking for 20 minutes
Does anyone know where I can see this Joe almost shitting surveillance footage?😤 I need it in my life. EDIT: The footage is released on Bart & Geo’s vlog channel, bless.
why does the editor have to always edit the part where joe was halfway talking about his story & then there will be always awkward silences in between😂
If plain clothes put hands on the couple, Target probably built a solid case on multiple shoplifting trips and had the police involved at that point. People switch the fork back to eat what they just cut? That just seems weird to me.
It doesn't matter who we are, what matters is our plan. if they switch they eat with their non dominant hand or switch back. My problem is that if I have to hold this item on my plate while cutting it I can’t hold it in place with my left hand so I have to cut left handed and hold it still with my right hand. But since i eat with my right hand anyways it work out.
“I can teach you how” David looked so mortified 😂😂😂 Edit: the amount of food that Bart eat i feel that that’s how much i ate on EID the day the Ramadan ended
Blow-Up Bunny really ? I always thought there policy was no touching. Can block and follow but have to call the cops to deal with them. Worked for target maybe 10years ago and remember the training of them telling us no touching people
jay Price II I think it depends on the stores. Worked for Target about 10 years ago and it was hands on. We had handcuffs and training on how to restrain shoplifters.
@jay Price II There are two Targets that I frequent and both are extremely hands-on. I've seen people tackled, slammed, and physically carried if they ran or tried to get physical in any way.
Poor Geo, LMFAO. Bart always reveals some new shit each video and you can tell she’s so done at this point 😂 It cracks me the fuck up, I love those two.
I Watched this episode like a good 10 times and that whole sad music part where Joe gets all "sad" looking over spoon holding gets me every damn time. never fails to make me bust out in laughter. xDD lowkey best part of the whole episode
Probably no tea there, you have to pay for guests and Tim’s only known her a couple years... they maybe aren’t as close as the rest of JK. And Tiff does have a kid, they had dinner at his place after filming JKNews, maybe Tiff had to home for her kid
it’s probably not a dramatic reason maybe they’re just not as close. plus they were eating at Tim’s parents’ house, not at a restaurant. it takes time to prepare and cook food for a lot of people, maybe he didn’t wanna invite too much people.
Kristiniqua exactly. I feel like Tiff really is bitter about it tho haha. But his Mom cooked for them, and only so many people fit around a table. I mean what grown persons mom cooks a banquet for their friends, he didn’t invite Julia either or the other JK members anyway... so she should get over herself if she’s mad 😂
When the cast mentions Taika with that mustache, I pictured the baby from the Adams Family. I think Bart and Geo would make a great Morticia and Gomez Adams for Halloween
I’m a jkn veteran, I always make sure to finish my meals before watching cause I know there’s gonna be surprise shit stories. But thank you whoever included it into the title as a warning ❤️
America is lucky like that. 😮 Be careful about this when you travel, though, because in a lot of countries they take the price of the stolen goods out of the cashier's salary even if the cashier doesn't have anything to do with security, even if it is covered by insurance. A bunch of my mates and my sister worked as cashiers during uni and they always complained about it. 😥 Just keep that in mind, too.
I honestly can see myself eating as much as Bart's cheat day list of food The way David reacted is as if he couldn't eat that much. David, you probably could; it's that laziness mentality that's holding you back from being able to consume that much 🤣
I went camping last year and I thought I needed to fart, but I ended up pooping a little bit. I ran towards the porta potty and once I got there, I pulled down my pants and half of my shit missed the toilet.
Davids face when Bart said I can teach you how to poop was priceless
Like a baby 😂😂😂
"I've been hungry sometimes" Bart said that so nonchalantly
When he was saying all that all I could think was HOW FUCKIN HIGH IS HE!!
Damn, Jk keeps teasing that Joe almost shitting his pants surveillance footage but never showing it.
We need to see it for research purposes!
Dude Wazap Jk
Release the footage Joe!!
Dude Wazap I feel you bruh
Yessss.
For mudda science!
Bart’s cheat meal is what I eat in a week lol
im highly doubting he has an asshole left.
At that point if I were his asshole I would just give up and cry.
His cheat meal made me fucking sick😂😂😂. I can barely finish 1 burger
David was wondering the same thing after he said all of that
Damn just looking at what he ate made me full 😂
Lol what happens when u diet super hard
David being so proud of himself with his new workout and eating habit. Love that I stan such a queen.
I love how when they zoom in on poor Geo as Bart's talking, and her wedding ring stands out. I can clearly hear Tiff say "you married him, girl." 😂😂
bell moore Geo sometimes goes into JPEG mode whenever Bart starts talking about some shitty things(which is hilarious btw)
bLU hURT Shitty indeed.
She’s gets both irritated and somewhat jealous of Bart’s intellect and sick humor.
Noah looking like a whole MEAL
joohoney nah man he’s a buffet
Costco
joohoney heavy lunch
he an IKEA restaurant
Everyone was trippin off barts order lmfao
David: I never pooped no much in my life in one instant.
Bart: I can teach you.
What!?
Get you a man who looks at you like Noah looks at Joe when he speaks.
"...I miss stealing"
The way Joe said it was so sincere. I coudn't help but laugh lol
First, Noah was about to get attacked by a homeless guy with a needle and now almost got his car stolen? Damm
L.A is wild
I love Off the Record so much!👏🏼👏🏼
Jennifer Phung and they have a podcast to. Link in description box below and don’t forget to give it five stars too⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
Bart and David are such huge Fitness inspirations
Dylan Donahue Yes they are
bart is what everyone wants to look like and David represents all of us wanting to look like bart
I️ want to be able to eat bart’s cheat meal
"not a scratch" Joe doesn't realize how funny af he really is
As much as they talk about pooping, they need to get a Poopourri sponsorship.
gerardo torres doubt it, they still haven't gotten a sponsor from McDonald's 🍔🍟
Off The Record > Weekend Scramble
one of the reasons why jknews is so successful is that they could talk for so long, and how they talk is like interesting, and funny, and you dont even realize they’ve been talking for 20 minutes
Benjamin Velasco we like to talk
Does anyone know where I can see this Joe almost shitting surveillance footage?😤 I need it in my life.
EDIT: The footage is released on Bart & Geo’s vlog channel, bless.
emma huynh Saaaame
I need to see it just how the described it in the last off the record makes me want to see it
Geo has it but she won't release it😭
I doubt they'll ever release it unless they move, because it's private footage on their property.
RubyRim did she say she isn’t going to release it?
Tiff's been pretty good with the jokes. Lately keep it up.
off the record>regular news
that piano medley when joe's thinking how to use a spoon cracked me up.
why does the editor have to always edit the part where joe was halfway talking about his story & then there will be always awkward silences in between😂
TiffanyGx LOL I find it so funny.
That silence after Bart tells them his cheat day meals XD Priceless~ "I get hungry sometimes."
DAVID SO SLIM!
TheOriginalCP9 weren’t you the guy who use to say I love you joolia
*Julia
From the face
Gin Ichimaru and what’s wrong with that lol
Isaac 314 nothing I was just asking but is he cause his pic and name are kinda foggy but I remember it
I wonder how much Bart eats during a buffet.
If plain clothes put hands on the couple, Target probably built a solid case on multiple shoplifting trips and had the police involved at that point.
People switch the fork back to eat what they just cut? That just seems weird to me.
It doesn't matter who we are, what matters is our plan. if they switch they eat with their non dominant hand or switch back. My problem is that if I have to hold this item on my plate while cutting it I can’t hold it in place with my left hand so I have to cut left handed and hold it still with my right hand. But since i eat with my right hand anyways it work out.
Who ever edited this is awesome lol
TheXovoxo It was Sir Bryon.
Tommy edits everything :'(( if you know you know :'((
“I been hungry sometimes” lol I died...and geo is just like please shut up lol
There’s faces at 3:35😂🤣
y’all uploading like crazy today wow
“I can teach you how” David looked so mortified 😂😂😂
Edit: the amount of food that Bart eat i feel that that’s how much i ate on EID the day the Ramadan ended
Yo what's ur insta or snap?
watching david’s poop story while im eating. i suddenly couldn’t swallow when he said u couldnt see water
It's so cute when Korean David comes out. His natural 애교 omo
Glad I haven't gone to bed
Carissa Pollard Hell Yea
Carissa Pollard same
Its funny how we all could have just wait but no 12oclock in the morning sounds like a good time to watch jknews
"This dude eats like he's about to hibernate" ....... Dying laughing ! AWESOME. 😂😂😂😂
Oh yeah. Those undercovers will tackle you at Target. It's quite entertaining to see.
Blow-Up Bunny really ? I always thought there policy was no touching. Can block and follow but have to call the cops to deal with them. Worked for target maybe 10years ago and remember the training of them telling us no touching people
jay Price II I think it depends on the stores. Worked for Target about 10 years ago and it was hands on. We had handcuffs and training on how to restrain shoplifters.
@jay Price II
There are two Targets that I frequent and both are extremely hands-on. I've seen people tackled, slammed, and physically carried if they ran or tried to get physical in any way.
"How are you supposed to use a spoon?! I'm thinking now, I don't know..." 😂
Geo saying comfortably at 20:12 is priceless!😂
That cheat meal is mad
I forgot my name ikr! That’s two day’s worth of food!
Just the title itself is pure GOLD 😂
Not even 5 minutes in and I'm already dying with laughter. Whenever Bart tells a story to the crew, David's reactions to it are the best!
Geo's face says "I married this..."
"I've been hungry sometimes" I died
Poor Geo, LMFAO. Bart always reveals some new shit each video and you can tell she’s so done at this point 😂 It cracks me the fuck up, I love those two.
David: "How can you eat all of that?"
Bart: "You're hungry."
I'm CRYINGGG
“Mom if you do that one more time im gonna snap your little fingers” - David LMFAOO
They keep talking about joe almost pooping in the bushes! I NEED THIS VIDEO 😂😂😭😭😭
"I was afraid of the wrath of God" I died, this be me every time I almost fuck up in life.
The one episode I decided to watch while eating breakfast.. David why..
I come back and watch the popular episodes
The French Riviera is amazing! You guys will not regret it . We went to Fréjus..what a beautiful place
I Watched this episode like a good 10 times and that whole sad music part where Joe gets all "sad" looking over spoon holding gets me every damn time. never fails to make me bust out in laughter. xDD lowkey best part of the whole episode
I feel like the shitting conversation should have been the title lol
I’ve worked at target and the security people never touched the shoplifters either. That’s crazy!
I'm now thinking how do you use a spoon. You're not alone Joe...
when you cut a steak with your right, you don't have to switch the fork with the cut meat to your right. JUST USE YOUR LEFT HAND.
You never been hungry before 😂
OMG IM ACC DYINGGGG that joe is soo sad that he cant remember how he uses a spoon lmao
Worst decision ever: starting to eat and clicking on this video 😂😂😂
Two off the records back to back. Bless
7:57 tiff said “You’re a snitch!” To David 😂😂😂😂
When they talked about target grabbing the people, they did the same to me lmao😂
oh shit ive never been this early.
🤣🤣🤣 fukkkk! Why do I hold my breath in anticipation when Joe starts talking?! 😆😆 I live for him to go into story mode! 🤙🏼🤙🏼🤣
DAVID LOOKING GOOOODDDD 😂😂
This time I felt it. The awkwardness when your husband talks about that time he shat in a bathroom. On repeat : taika taika taika
Geo reaction is priceless when Bart is talking about his shit😂
I need the TEA ☕️ between Tiff & Tim?!!! Why does he never invite her & Casey to anything. Wedding? Food ?
It’s probably because Tim doesn’t know tiff that well and isn’t close to her like he is with bart, joe, geo and david
Probably no tea there, you have to pay for guests and Tim’s only known her a couple years... they maybe aren’t as close as the rest of JK. And Tiff does have a kid, they had dinner at his place after filming JKNews, maybe Tiff had to home for her kid
they're just not that close. no tea no shade.
it’s probably not a dramatic reason maybe they’re just not as close. plus they were eating at Tim’s parents’ house, not at a restaurant. it takes time to prepare and cook food for a lot of people, maybe he didn’t wanna invite too much people.
Kristiniqua exactly. I feel like Tiff really is bitter about it tho haha. But his Mom cooked for them, and only so many people fit around a table. I mean what grown persons mom cooks a banquet for their friends, he didn’t invite Julia either or the other JK members anyway... so she should get over herself if she’s mad 😂
When the cast mentions Taika with that mustache, I pictured the baby from the Adams Family. I think Bart and Geo would make a great Morticia and Gomez Adams for Halloween
I apologize if I have misspelled the names
Breakfest! Shit almost killed me 😂
I love joe so much in this video LMFAO
All y'all funny as hell
I kinda forgot Noah was in the video until he finally talked
3:32 same reaction jeezus lol
The end though 🤣🤣
I’m a jkn veteran, I always make sure to finish my meals before watching cause I know there’s gonna be surprise shit stories. But thank you whoever included it into the title as a warning ❤️
I work in retail, a lot of stores have undercover security
I understand Bart’s hunger hahah
Love from Colombia
America is lucky like that. 😮
Be careful about this when you travel, though, because in a lot of countries they take the price of the stolen goods out of the cashier's salary even if the cashier doesn't have anything to do with security, even if it is covered by insurance.
A bunch of my mates and my sister worked as cashiers during uni and they always complained about it. 😥
Just keep that in mind, too.
Noah reminds me of Scorpion on Mortal Kombat Legacy.
Bring back Legacy dammit.
I used to steal caramel hard candy at price cutters
should I be concerned? because I cut food like David's mom lmfao
ive been listening to there videos none stop for the past 36 hours,
Lol this OTR was a great one!! I was so absorbed.
Last time I came this early my girlfriend told me to go sleep on the couch.
400 likes and JK has to release the surveillance video of Joe almost shitting himself!
More off the record please
David has lost so much weight he looks great 👍👍👍
Hahaha tiff gee with it, callin it like it is on David So Snitched
Geo, don't be embarrassed.
You didn't take that monster dump.
These edits are fire
It was probably a bad idea to eat noodle soup while watching this.
I honestly can see myself eating as much as Bart's cheat day list of food
The way David reacted is as if he couldn't eat that much. David, you probably could; it's that laziness mentality that's holding you back from being able to consume that much 🤣
I stole a beaker ones... I made a bong out of it 🤓
My dad use to take me to go shop lift when I was younger. I picked up the habit so badly that now I take things and I don’t even realize till later 😂
I went camping last year and I thought I needed to fart, but I ended up pooping a little bit. I ran towards the porta potty and once I got there, I pulled down my pants and half of my shit missed the toilet.
Its the thrill of not getting caught and outsnarting
Its the thrill of not getting caught and outsmarting the individual(s).