Japanese Company Sells Armpit Advertising ft. Theo Von & DavidSoComedy

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  • @TheoVon
    @TheoVon 6 років тому +2334

    It was great being back on! Thanks for having me

  • @Jon_neton
    @Jon_neton 6 років тому +415

    David: How much would you sell your wife for?
    Bart: Whatever she wants
    Wow Bart IS a gentlemen after all lul

  • @Jon_neton
    @Jon_neton 6 років тому +277

    When they all go in on Bart for eating at the airport lol
    Theo: I don't even wanna think about you eating a cold sandwich bro

  • @asalazar
    @asalazar 6 років тому +206

    Theo needs to be a regular! Had me rollin!

  • @DudeWazap103
    @DudeWazap103 6 років тому +247

    Eating a cold apple, orange or other fruits just makes it taste alot better. Except for banana's that actually ruins them.
    Even when you got to the grocery stores they have all the chopped up fruits in the cooler section.

    • @natural91LC
      @natural91LC 6 років тому +12

      Dude Wazap but frozen bananas taste like ice cream 🍦 😃😃

    • @daisyb1534
      @daisyb1534 6 років тому +23

      Dude Wazap because chopped fruit HAS to be refrigerated or it goes bad immediately 😅. But to be honest I have sensitive teeth so even when I put fruit in the fridge I then have to leave it out on for a while before eating it

    • @sommerblume9671
      @sommerblume9671 6 років тому +2

      I wish i liked bananas. It's the mushy texture that makes me gag - the seeds plus sometimes it's soggy in the middle? That weird sticky yellow stuff around the seeds. They're oddly sweet, too. Family loves them though 🤷🏽‍♀️

    • @MissEsiGirl
      @MissEsiGirl 6 років тому +6

      Sommer Blume Either I have been eating some gmo bananas or I'm just stupid for never noticing any seeds.

    • @sommerblume9671
      @sommerblume9671 6 років тому +1

      Esther They're tiiiiiiny tiny tiny black seeds. Idk if they're uncommon or if some bananas are gmo/don't have them bc even in oranges some don't have seeds and others do. 🤷🏽‍♀️

  • @LostApl
    @LostApl 6 років тому +141

    theo got that joe dirt hair cut 😂 i love it

  • @rastaking9547
    @rastaking9547 6 років тому +40

    I love Theo he says some shit that if someone else says it would sound offensive but you know where his intent is and it’s nice Theo repping the bee sting and the red spotted lepper

  • @IsDaGawd
    @IsDaGawd 6 років тому +15

    theo von is one of my favorite people in this world

  • @lightlysalted9712
    @lightlysalted9712 6 років тому +55

    Theo and Steve are the best guest imo . Every one is , but these two are great

  • @DomLecTro
    @DomLecTro 6 років тому +31

    idk how tiff and geo didn't see fruits in a basket when they were young, cuz Hispanics always put a basket full of fruits on the table

    • @Evelyn-ix8fk
      @Evelyn-ix8fk 6 років тому +1

      I was just thinking that!

    • @zomgkb
      @zomgkb 6 років тому +6

      Or all Hispanic people dont have the same exact life experiences.....

    • @bambi7563
      @bambi7563 4 роки тому +1

      not really. That’s not something that common with us latinos

    • @bambi7563
      @bambi7563 4 роки тому

      Bobby Sands or it’s called just mentioning things from your culture. But we get it you don’t got a culture 🙄

  • @reynam2576
    @reynam2576 6 років тому +11

    I love Theo Von. One of my favorite comedians!

  • @daisyb1534
    @daisyb1534 6 років тому +47

    Bruh I'm black and own and utilize a fruit basket expect for fruits like cherries, strawberries, watermelon.... I think that's an American POC thing, because in every country I lived in people leave their fruits out expect for when it's incredibly hot.

    • @sommerblume9671
      @sommerblume9671 6 років тому +14

      Daisy Brown Leaving it out makes me nervous. They go off faster and flies or other stuff might get onto them. Fridge makes them taste better too.

    • @emilyshmelimy
      @emilyshmelimy 6 років тому +6

      I'm black and the fruit I leave out are bananas. Warm fruit? 🤮

    • @TheOatTea
      @TheOatTea 6 років тому

      Except?

    • @shadypalmtree2989
      @shadypalmtree2989 6 років тому +3

      Same. I never knew people put all fruits in the fridge. I only put berries in there and watermelon. It's weird to eat cold fruit. It hurts when you bit into it. I have to leave strawberries out for at least 5 minutes before I can bite into them.

    • @AnaGarcia-kd9ez
      @AnaGarcia-kd9ez 6 років тому +1

      I'm Mexican and we don't do that lol we put watermelon and pineapple, berries in the fridge

  • @Vincisomething
    @Vincisomething 6 років тому +14

    Cougars and mountain lions are the same thing lol. They're also called pumas, panthers, or catamounts. These animals are a classic example of why the science community has to use that Latin-based scientific naming. If anyone is curious, the scientific name for cougars/mountain lions/pumas/panthers/catamounts is Puma concolor.

    • @Vincisomething
      @Vincisomething 6 років тому

      Asian people or asian pumas or Bart specifically or?

  • @Joe.D.Sheppard
    @Joe.D.Sheppard 6 років тому +65

    We refrigerate fruit in my house.

    • @Joe.D.Sheppard
      @Joe.D.Sheppard 6 років тому

      der vic White... Can't you tell?

    • @alanc1840
      @alanc1840 6 років тому +3

      Didn't know that was.a race thing lol. Thought that was common sense, if you wanna preserve it

    • @Joe.D.Sheppard
      @Joe.D.Sheppard 6 років тому

      Alan Chen Exactly. Same here.

    • @cjbossin97
      @cjbossin97 6 років тому

      der vic I'm green

  • @KimmiBOOM
    @KimmiBOOM 6 років тому +18

    “Took her a couple EARS to get over it” aaahhh 😂

  • @TheDragonfly8712
    @TheDragonfly8712 6 років тому +5

    😂😂😂 the cat was confused because she has a tree in her house. Lmao. And I want what ever she’s on because I would really love to telepathically communicate with my dog😂

  • @nickjack1696
    @nickjack1696 Рік тому +1

    I couldn’t stop thinking of the episode of Brooklyn 99 where Jake put his mail in the freezer 😂

  • @BH-ix7nq
    @BH-ix7nq 6 років тому +3

    "And we like cold mail!" Goddamn I'm fuqin dying Theo😂😂😂

  • @ChengHooSew
    @ChengHooSew 6 років тому +47

    I like all my fruits in refrigerator, banana, rambutan, durian, mango, guava

    • @thatotherfangirl2639
      @thatotherfangirl2639 6 років тому

      Ew not Banana.

    • @angrytoast1497
      @angrytoast1497 6 років тому

      thatotherfangirl Especially bananas

    • @thatotherfangirl2639
      @thatotherfangirl2639 6 років тому

      Angry Toast Nah. Thats weird....

    • @ChengHooSew
      @ChengHooSew 6 років тому

      thatotherfangirl you should try it. It will make the banana skin looks like zombie but the inside is good. And when you eat it it's like ice cream.

    • @thatotherfangirl2639
      @thatotherfangirl2639 6 років тому +1

      Cheng Hoo Sew. Alright. Gonna go put a Banana in the fridge now :)

  • @aaron-sm1gz
    @aaron-sm1gz 6 років тому +49

    i read “armpit aids”

  • @luissanchez723
    @luissanchez723 6 років тому +8

    *Geo is the first Mexican I know that refrigerates her fruit.*

  • @KeiranNight
    @KeiranNight 6 років тому +12

    Bart, a cougar IS a mountain lion 😂

  • @Madijaereads
    @Madijaereads 6 років тому +14

    Theo is so cute but I think it’s just because he is so funny 😂

    • @joungyalen25
      @joungyalen25 6 років тому +2

      Maddawg You sure it's not because of that sexy Joe Dirt mullet?

    • @Madijaereads
      @Madijaereads 6 років тому

      Fine Lines fine you got me. His mullet pretty cute. I will never repeat that 😂😂😂

  • @black4pienus
    @black4pienus 6 років тому +21

    Hey! I'm white and I love my apples refridgerated. I put lots of fruits in the fridge.

  • @chrismhp
    @chrismhp 6 років тому +3

    My family does both fruit basket and refrigerated fruits lol. I don't need fruits to be cold, but I do prefer them to be 'cool' (just a bit cooler than room temp. Being freshly washed usually helps with this). It's like water; you don't need it to be ice cold but cool water tastes way better than lukewarm. It's just much more refreshing that way.

  • @JennyDolma
    @JennyDolma 6 років тому +2

    MORE THEO VON PLEASE!!! :)

  • @scottbackula1581
    @scottbackula1581 6 років тому +2

    Mao’ing out
    Had me creasing 🤣🤣🤣

  • @OpurplejazO
    @OpurplejazO 6 років тому +273

    cant tell if theo is attractive.. the mullet screams no

    • @Tara97123
      @Tara97123 6 років тому +53

      Jasmine Marrie girl I just watched his Netflix special and he has no mullet.. and let me tell you he is fiiiine

    • @lorenzosalud1416
      @lorenzosalud1416 6 років тому +50

      Jasmine Marrie the mullet is there to give other dudes a chance or the illusion of chance

    • @y2m3e.45
      @y2m3e.45 6 років тому +1

      taraelizabeth _ what's it called ?

    • @IKIGAIofficial
      @IKIGAIofficial 6 років тому +23

      Theo is attractive because he had a big heart.

    • @thehashtager4750
      @thehashtager4750 6 років тому +7

      He screams MAGA to me.

  • @keyarca
    @keyarca 6 років тому +4

    Some fruits go in the damn fridge, while others go in the damn fruit basket lol. Theo doing fruits right!!
    PS. I learned this from my Asian mother!!

  • @talalala7896
    @talalala7896 6 років тому +1

    Theo is such a fun guest !! Wish he comes on more

  • @JessaisLegit
    @JessaisLegit 6 років тому +5

    Lol apparently fruit is suppose to left at room temp because when refrigerated the fruits flavor is slightly muted. However, I don’t give af because I like my fruit cold and it last longer.

  • @prettymama021
    @prettymama021 6 років тому +34

    Theo don't bring all white people into your weird fruit habits 😂

  • @TheDragonfly8712
    @TheDragonfly8712 6 років тому +16

    I’m white and I keep my fruit in the fridge. Even bananas if they are yellow it keeps them longer. Lol except peaches those don’t go in they are juicier and sweeter when left out lol

    • @alanc1840
      @alanc1840 6 років тому

      I like peaches refrigerated cause I like em crunchy

    • @mtgsk5180
      @mtgsk5180 6 років тому +2

      Yea peaches go all weird in the fridge. Had perfectly ripe peaches the other day and it got all mushy and dry

    • @TheDragonfly8712
      @TheDragonfly8712 6 років тому

      Barnabis Edge LXIX I wasn’t saying that at all lol most of the white people I know call me weird for keeping fruit in the fridge. They called it a cultural difference. And there are always exceptions to stereotypes lol

  • @amandaaaalouisss
    @amandaaaalouisss 6 років тому

    im so glad theo is backkk

  • @edmunoz2353
    @edmunoz2353 6 років тому +8

    Theo with an ad on in his tshirt

  • @patsalalor8092
    @patsalalor8092 6 років тому +1

    “Just say you’re a lesbian and stop lying about it” 😭😭😂😂😂😭😭😭😭

  • @thuy__
    @thuy__ 6 років тому +11

    Right on timeeee 😘

  • @KaozLota
    @KaozLota 6 років тому +14

    Hey JK, you forgot to add "WS" in the title

  • @bboykhaossage
    @bboykhaossage 6 років тому +11

    Theo !!!!

  • @Juli-pr6jj
    @Juli-pr6jj 6 років тому

    I love when Theo visits!!!

  • @DudeWazap103
    @DudeWazap103 6 років тому +35

    If they put advertising on their butt instead of armpits I would be automatically sold each time..
    I can't control my eyes when they wonder at times. It's just a reflex.

    • @LMason-qd7sq
      @LMason-qd7sq 6 років тому +7

      ...but its in Asia....

    • @MarkTravisMusicPage
      @MarkTravisMusicPage 6 років тому +1

      L Mason lol yeah wouldn’t work there

    • @massman1216
      @massman1216 6 років тому +4

      L Mason and in 4 words...A single man roasted a entire continent

    • @DudeWazap103
      @DudeWazap103 6 років тому

      L Mason True, Latinas have the best booty.

    • @divardo1408
      @divardo1408 6 років тому

      Dude Wazap sooo true

  • @mountaindebby1211
    @mountaindebby1211 6 років тому +3

    Bart" Oh it's a Cougar!? - Cause I don't think it's a Mountain Lion unless it's a Baby" Me: .... Bart! Mountain Lions and Cougars are the same thing, they're also called Panthers or Pumas

  • @hellopeople5600
    @hellopeople5600 6 років тому +2

    I love weekend scramble ❤️

  • @evavox9761
    @evavox9761 6 років тому +1

    More Theo please!

  • @Joe.D.Sheppard
    @Joe.D.Sheppard 6 років тому +2

    The crazy lady pro'ly just annoyed the Puma/Mountain Lion/Cougar (all the same animal) with that drumbing so she bounced.

  • @MONKEYBOY2443
    @MONKEYBOY2443 6 років тому +2

    These people Crazy !! I’m with Theo. When have you see a naturally cold apple. Fruit is suppose to be room temperature. Plus, I know for fact, it changes the flavor, in some fruits when they are cold.

  • @Ghost8386
    @Ghost8386 6 років тому

    Food talk is awesome every time.

  • @mayowa1232
    @mayowa1232 6 років тому +8

    bruh even black people put their fruits in the fridges wth i think asians, mexicans, africans and african americans are quite similar actually

  • @Mr_Daddy1980
    @Mr_Daddy1980 Рік тому

    Theo makes every podcast better.....hes like MSG for podcasts.

  • @spidezt
    @spidezt 6 років тому +2

    I’m with Theo, my family doesn’t put fruit in the fridge😂. My family is Mexican by the way😂

  • @SnowAnayathatweirdgirl
    @SnowAnayathatweirdgirl 6 років тому

    "That's easy. I don't know."
    "You think everything isn't Hufflepuff fucking Slytherin."
    Theo and Bart had my stomach hurting from laughing too hard.

  • @haileyrae3426
    @haileyrae3426 6 років тому +3

    The best Burger King I’ve been to was at an airport LOL

  • @Redeye2315
    @Redeye2315 6 років тому

    Love how natural Theo is XD

  • @kilic_
    @kilic_ 6 років тому +2

    What the fuck David my fam always refrigerated the fruits.

  • @melb1417
    @melb1417 6 років тому +5

    Theo reminds me of Fight Club??

  • @p5rry
    @p5rry 6 років тому

    Theo is the most underrated guest on JKNews. He makes me laugh without fail.

  • @ashleicoppenrath7992
    @ashleicoppenrath7992 6 років тому

    Yesss Theo is backkk!

  • @uinise5307
    @uinise5307 6 років тому

    Having Theo on here as a guest was hilarious with all y'all! Super Fresh and I couldn't stop laughing!

  • @OliverDuarte88
    @OliverDuarte88 6 років тому

    Her ears are so cute, tiff is perfect

  • @_agua_de_horchata__4350
    @_agua_de_horchata__4350 6 років тому +18

    Bruh I’m Mexican but never heard of refrigerated fruit,tf my family keeps the fruit in room temperature.
    Edit: some fruits we put in the fridge but we most keep like apples bananas,oranges

  • @kiondra9
    @kiondra9 6 років тому +1

    Joe:I wanna pet that dog
    I died 😂😂😂

  • @Bl3h6666
    @Bl3h6666 6 років тому

    Great to se theo back this hilarious 😂😂

  • @OFWolfGangKTA408
    @OFWolfGangKTA408 6 років тому +4

    GANG GANG. RATKING!!!

  • @Estherxa
    @Estherxa 6 років тому +1

    "I wanna pet that dog!"😂

  • @harmanpadda7511
    @harmanpadda7511 6 років тому +2

    omg this episode was so fucking funny. i love you guys!!! theo is such a great guest

  • @FCPROLLS
    @FCPROLLS 6 років тому +2

    More Theo and Steve

  • @5976youngd
    @5976youngd 6 років тому

    David had me dying with the rain stick

  • @omarhernandez361
    @omarhernandez361 6 років тому

    Dawg i love Theo Von, he's a genius

  • @JigabooPoPo
    @JigabooPoPo 6 років тому +6

    This dude funny

  • @chelseachavez22
    @chelseachavez22 6 років тому +2

    Are we just going to ignore the fact that Joe said “I wanna pet that dog”

  • @black4pienus
    @black4pienus 6 років тому

    That last story cracked me the fuck up! LMFAO The musical instruments!

  • @rochilla_the_killa7388
    @rochilla_the_killa7388 6 років тому +2

    Theo you my man are dope asf and hilarious

  • @AmandaBrown-pu4ev
    @AmandaBrown-pu4ev 6 років тому +4

    I’m white and I prefer my fruit refrigerated. Except peaches and bananas, those are good at room temp.

  • @toast9093
    @toast9093 6 років тому

    "Y'all think everything's Huffle Puff? Bitch's Slytherin." I'm fucking crying 😂😂😂

  • @darktheg.o.d5541
    @darktheg.o.d5541 6 років тому +10

    What was the movie Joe was talking about

  • @dabeermirza296
    @dabeermirza296 6 років тому

    Theo Von was hilarious! Have him back on!

  • @dannysanchez4383
    @dannysanchez4383 6 років тому

    I loved this episode

  • @seewendy1
    @seewendy1 2 роки тому

    Fighter and the Kid and The Slept Kingdom merch all in the same video 🤷🏼‍♀️😂💕

  • @haroo86
    @haroo86 6 років тому

    12.57..' what do you mean you people!?!?!?' Lol

  • @kofib7137
    @kofib7137 6 років тому

    MORE THEO VON PLEASE!!!

  • @noodlellover
    @noodlellover 6 років тому +2

    Cats speak with their eyes tho... also I read she let the cougar sleep there for several hours

  • @chomama77
    @chomama77 6 років тому +1

    Theo might be the best guest on JK ever

  • @ladydee1012
    @ladydee1012 6 років тому +2

    Cold fruit vs warm fruit lmfao!!!

  • @peachkittyyy
    @peachkittyyy 6 років тому +1

    yo, my bf and I put our mail in our fruits basket too 😂

  • @CDubzWhat
    @CDubzWhat 6 років тому

    You guys slide in the best thoughts
    Took her a couple of EARS to get over it. Good one JOE!

  • @lovethevoid1
    @lovethevoid1 6 років тому

    The cat was trying to take a nap and this crazy lady just spooked it. I'm surprised it didnt jump and run after her...

  • @pacheco4lfaceass949
    @pacheco4lfaceass949 6 років тому +9

    I’m Mexican and I don’t refrigerate my fruits either

  • @shaniyanicole9500
    @shaniyanicole9500 6 років тому

    Cried when Bart put his shirt up but covered his ears 😭😭😭😂

  • @tonykarpus5814
    @tonykarpus5814 6 років тому +1

    I literally died with the whole fruit thing

  • @bolestris163
    @bolestris163 6 років тому +8

    I'm white and I refrigerated my fruit

  • @Dreamers_Circle
    @Dreamers_Circle 6 років тому

    Please have Theo on more!!!

  • @davidnieves2977
    @davidnieves2977 6 років тому

    Man this is the hardest I laughed while watching a video in a while!

  • @UglyDuckling3WM4
    @UglyDuckling3WM4 6 років тому +1

    my parents always had cold fruit but I only cook with mine so I don't put it in the fridge. I never thought about it until now!

  • @coolcatcris8
    @coolcatcris8 6 років тому

    Geo: we’re like rabbits dude!
    Theo: long ears?

  • @bonnita-mariedecarvalho2811
    @bonnita-mariedecarvalho2811 6 років тому

    That woman just scared the cat away lol 😀😀😀😀😀😀😀

  • @Time4tacos02
    @Time4tacos02 6 років тому +1

    😂😂 yup mail in the fruit basket!!

  • @Kuya_Ryan_Kaliwaters
    @Kuya_Ryan_Kaliwaters 6 років тому

    I can agree with crab legs at the buffet, they run out quick af lol

  • @AOT-MHA
    @AOT-MHA 6 років тому

    Theo Von with the HP reference!👏👏👏

  • @khaji4561
    @khaji4561 6 років тому

    21:56-22:03 those harry potter references had me dying

  • @KIXXYYEYY
    @KIXXYYEYY 6 років тому +5

    The OLD BURGER KING FRIES were the best fries!!!when I was a kid I found out they were changing the way they made and the fries and the oil. It resulted in a less crispy and enjoyable French fry and just horrible compared to the old ones... I STILL have not forgiven Burger King for this horrible Act to society...