I don't know what's worse, the fact this guy was blasting rope while in a Zoom call or the fact *he agreed to do an interview where he discussed how he was fired for blasting rope in a Zoom call.*
Theory. Him going on tv and talking about the situation was the final link in the chain to his kink. This completed the circle. Fufilled his wildest dreams
The man in the background literally just keeps getting more invested as it goes on he goes from straight forward to a side turn sitting just staring probably baffled bamboozled flabbergasted
I guarantee you that CNN made him do this segment to keep his job, but probably demoted the hell out of him so he wont appear on TV for a few years. And Dana Bash, the host you can tell thoroughly enjoyed the segment of roasting her colleague. And I bet you she “clicks her mouse”, and the people on the Zoom call and the people that fired him and put him on leave masterbate. Everyone does, its human. I do and I aint ashamed of it, i used to do it in front of my ex-wife and she enjoyed it so much she started too, you know why? Because its human nature.
Ngl, this guy's apology is fucking dope. Like, he's so honest with it I can't even blame him somehow. He accepted his mistake and took the L like a true champ.
I mean nah it’s weird to be caught jerking off and then talk about going to therapy and “reflecting” by writing and selling a book. Like no one actually gets that deep about it lol
Getting called out and having to show your face in front of national television after being embarrassed like that, can't be too good for someone's mental health in the long run.
I’m pretty sure he replays this in his head every single night. Whether it’s a nice memory for him or a haunting embarrassment, I can’t tell you. edit: you bots should be ashamed of yourselves, violating the reply section like that.
This honestly wasn't that bad. Dude was pretty respectful and well put together during the interview and actually gave a proper apology without excuses. Dude just choked the chicken like the rest of us. He just happened to make the fatal mistake of doing it in front of people on camera.
@goggles789 Another act? Bro you're acting like he's some criminal mastermind who's duped the entire senate. Bro just rubbed one out and thought he turned his cam off
@@MasquedJustice and I’m not saying he’s a bad guy for what he did but his motives may possibly be more nefarious than he lets on. He gets the benefit of the doubt but the fact he could’ve waited shows he may have either a sex addiction or an exhibitionism fetish which in that case means he purposely sexually assaulted everyone on that call. No one wants to see his earthworm lol
I love how casually he answers the questions. I feel like this guy's done this before and this was like the 10th time he's done it and finally they were like "ok we need to fire him but let's punish him good first".
@yep I think that therapy is a great tool to better oneself, and that people who are genuinely remorseful say that they’re in therapy to convey that. However, people who are NOT genuinely remorseful say it as well, just to get the heat off their back. I feel like you’re generalizing that corruption to all people, not just the ones that deserve it.
He was publicly humiliated and fired for doing something extremely embarrassing so I think it makes perfect sense hes in therapy for it hes probably filled with shame and guilt
@@BigBodyBiggolo try to imagine being a grown man who has a wife and kids and a nice respectful and public job and being so bored and impulsive you accidentally wip your meat out in front of your coworkers not only do you lose your respect and trust of your coworkers but your friends and family as well and now you are fired and its very public so getting another job will be more difficult... I really think if you are a normal person you would feel really shameful and guilty for being so stupid to ruin your life for something so stupid as a quick wank. :/
@@BigBodyBiggolo Nah because what kind of animal does that? I bet he got off on the thought of people finding out bc it makes no sense for a sane person to do this shit on a call/meeting. Imagine talking to a friend over the phone and you hear him jacking off 😂 don't even pretend you wouldn't feel awkward (unless you already had that kind of relationship in the first place)
It sounds like Charlie doesn't know what therapy is used for? It's not just to treat depression or trauma, and it definitely is not just for victims. Changing one's behavior absolutely falls under the purview of therapy, especially behavior like this.
Yeah usually I don’t she any qualms with this guy that this time I had to be like you don’t have to be a victim to go to therapy, he might just want to see how he can change his behavior
You have to say the magic words that appease people, even if it's not true. We live in a world where everyone demands false justice because, in reality, they just want a reason to put someone down and feel superior
Yeah. I mean he still has to acknowledge that it was uncomfortable and distressing to his peers - that he did something unprofessional, but it's wild that they're even talking about sex criminals.
@@nore5888 I know, right? YT could do something about it if they weren't too busy nuking legit channels into oblivion and doing dumb things like removing the dislike button.
He definitely did it for the thrill. Got off to the idea that he shouldn’t be doing it and how bad he is for whipping it out on Zoom and everything but he wasn’t expecting to be caught, well unfortunately for him he was lol.
Honestly he did the apology really well. No excuses, no rationalizing it, no dodging questions, actually says that he is sorry for what he did, etc. I feel like UA-camrs should be taking notes on how to do a proper apology. He handled the interview about as well as possible given the situation. I just hope that whenever I screw up in life I have the ability to handle it like that.
@@chrissmith5713 obviously that is preferable. No one here is claiming that it isn’t, but we all screw up (maybe not to that extent though). I was just pointing out that the apology was pretty good, especially compared to most other public apologies.
@@themilkman2422 I think I'm gonna stop going to comments tbh, literally every video Charlie posts I full of these 2 bots, same accounts.... I look at replies and there's rarely real ones anymore
He would get therapy not because he’s the victim, but to correct whatever would make him feel it was appropriate to jerk it in the zoom call. You don’t need to have trauma to get therapy, you could be the perpetrator and get therapy to understand why you did what you did and prevent you from doing it again.
That would be a chad move, just doubling down on it. At that point, I'm pretty sure _The New Yorker_ would not only have to hire him back on, but also appoint him the new CFO, just for the bold brazenness of it.
Exactly. Charlie obviously doesn't really know what hes talking about when it comes to addiction. Like everyone else he views masturbation and pornography as a good thing when in reality it's very unhealthy and addictive. Therapy is definitely recommended for this and it's good that this guy went
This is every person's worst nightmare. The thought crosses your mind that you're live or being listened to. Or when you pee you wonder if you're actually asleep in class. The idea that it became real for this man and it's been televised is actually horrifying.
Modern psychiatric care instills a victimhood and learned helplessness complex that does more harm than good. I was in therapy for 6 years. All I ever learned was what shitty, ineffective meds were needed to fuel the industry’s pockets.
@@charlieorr3048 I think there is a benefit to being able to gain an outer perspective on situation if you don't have anyone in your life to talk about the things with, but I agree with you. Psilocybin mushrooms are the greatest source of therapy and growth in my life.
Not as embarrassing as Prince Andrew's interview about Epstein. Or that guy that went skydiving and pooped himself in front of his entire family and cried.
I honestly don't know why Charlie is confused on why he took therapy Imagine showing your friends and coworkers your shmeat and having it be on the news mortifying shit
It's because he has made it to where he doesn't react to the whole video on stream, because he changed his content on YT night. I know, I'm not a bot lol.
@@snack_bar2474 have you not watched the new UA-cam Nights? He did react to this full video. Also, the only thing he changed is that he will ask for permission to watch videos on stream unless it's from something like the news or trailers and shit like that.
There are moments where im like, "eehhhh hes talking and hes still at the begining of the video" but then realise the actual video is already halfway done. Very good
Gotta give the guy props, he knew what to say in that interview. I mean, probably shouldn't have been in an interview, but he was _ready._ Smooth as the juice he squeezed.
"Why are you in therapy?" To get help, maybe? Charlie then breaks down what's possibly mentally wrong with this guy that could explain it. For once I hate Charlie's take here. The guy clearly needed help or he could reoffend
@@alilweeb7684 see that's my point. He was in his own home. He was alone in his office. _This wasn't malicious in any way._ Is it weird, yeah kinda...... but this isn't Louis CK or Don lemon kind of weird.
@@Battlefox64_RL I actually kind of understand that, but that's like a mistake a teenager or young adult would make, not an older Middle aged guy that's worked in media his whole life.
I genuinely don’t think Jeff Toobin knew he was still on the call. Imagine beating your meat during a break in the comfort of your own home and all of your colleagues witnessing it, and then having it ruin your entire life and reputation. Poor dude.
If he's telling the truth then I do feel bad for him, I thought there'd be more sympathy here for him. I feel like if he didn't work for a pretty universally hated company then people wouldn't be as hard on him, although I know nothing about the guy
@@michaelwilkins1664 sharing the same thoughts. The woman definitely gave off "I want you to be fired, but since I dont have that power, I'll tell everyone about it live" -vibes aswell
Lmaooo the dude in the back was working and when he heard it he immediately stopped and stared. Next clip of him he positioned himself in front of the glass staring and listening to them lmaoo
It’s because toobin thought the camera was off and it was during a break in the meeting. Charlie doesn’t doesn’t think he needed it because he’s not the victim. But yeah maybe there’s a sex addiction thing to talk through and he might also need therapy to deal with the repercussions of his actions too. He seems to have handled it okay though.
even if you aren't the "victim", therapy is still needed in many cases. someone who hurts other people needs therapy too to try and get the help they need.
you mean it's every morons worst nightmare. also, I have zero sympathy for creeps that j/o in the middle of their workday. these are the same dudes that j/o in their office at work and get creepy with females at their job. obvious life lesson: do private things in private during private times. don't do private things in front of a camera in the middle of your workday.
So , I'm not gonna argue firing someone for masturbating in a company meeting. Regardless if it was Accidental or not HOWEVER I feel like then having the man be ridiculed for it on live television is definitely crossing a line somewhere. This should have remained a private matter between him and his employer.
Important business being discussed, you're gonna need that post-nut clarity. JToob wasn't just efficient, he was diligent, courageous, ride-or-die. He's not a man, he's a hero, a modern day saint, the embodiment of true commitment to the cause. We salute you JToob.
4:00 that’s exactly it Charlie. He’s a bad person. So he needs therapy to help him not be. I think you misunderstand therapy, pretty much anyone can benefit from it, and someone with a clear problem like this guy needs it.
Tbh rookie mistake having the camera at such an angle that everyone else could see him playing with the ol’ inverted finger trap. Bro could’ve avoided all this if he just kept only his face in frame and powered through it like a champ.
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*the Washington post nut clarity
That implies clarity
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What a master pun.
The name "Toobin" sounds exactly like a slang term for what he did.
“Doin’ a Toobin”
All you need is two fl oz of lube, an empty soup tin and two pairs of tube socks.
Lol
Hahaha
@@Shambleful Nah, I think it would be more of a verb.
"Quit toobin yourself, Jeffery."
He definitely got a humiliation kink. He was thoroughly enjoying the interview.
That is a terrifying thought.
I think he has a keeping his job kink
This is the correct answer.
Yes. Obviously he likes getting caught and letting everybody know he's a dirty boy.
Maybe he should simp to Bad Bunny on Twitch?😂🤣
Like somebody else said- A lot of people showed up to that meeting, but only Jeffrey came.
this is gold
badum-ts best comment
@@doralazar7610 LMAO 🤣
Not only was Toobin an accomplished Lawyer but also a master debater.
A master baiter?
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Damn even Charlie has botted comments
mass debater
impressive word play
I don't know what's worse, the fact this guy was blasting rope while in a Zoom call or the fact *he agreed to do an interview where he discussed how he was fired for blasting rope in a Zoom call.*
What the fuck is with these bots?
Report the bots
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Blasting rope. That's new to me.
Yo same pfp
Notice his complete lack of shame. This man was born for network news.
Charlie is the only person to make a 9 minute video about a 10 minute video. I applaud the perfect runtime
Yeah, I'm like where's the other 99 seconds
@@A_Ducky 🤨
@@A_Ducky there's 60 seconds in a minute bro lmao
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whoosh
@@MarkarthCityGuard
Joke but I didn't get a notification 3 months ago, so you get one now! 🤗
Theory. Him going on tv and talking about the situation was the final link in the chain to his kink. This completed the circle. Fufilled his wildest dreams
This is the greatest humiliation kink of all time.
Facts
I think they pay you for those interviews, so he probably took the check
LMFAOAOOA
@@willyeeton4390 💀
Apparently he left CNN for “personal issues”, but I think he left for personal tissues
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CNN if full of corrupt pedos no surprise
yoir joke is corny 10/10 made me exhale through my nose
@Cosmix get out
I was like #666 … ahhh feels good
The man in the background literally just keeps getting more invested as it goes on he goes from straight forward to a side turn sitting just staring probably baffled bamboozled flabbergasted
I guarantee you that CNN made him do this segment to keep his job, but probably demoted the hell out of him so he wont appear on TV for a few years. And Dana Bash, the host you can tell thoroughly enjoyed the segment of roasting her colleague. And I bet you she “clicks her mouse”, and the people on the Zoom call and the people that fired him and put him on leave masterbate. Everyone does, its human. I do and I aint ashamed of it, i used to do it in front of my ex-wife and she enjoyed it so much she started too, you know why? Because its human nature.
As am I
Ngl, this guy's apology is fucking dope. Like, he's so honest with it I can't even blame him somehow.
He accepted his mistake and took the L like a true champ.
Tbh, the guy cranking his hog on Zoom was pretty fricking ill. Good on CNN for not firing him.
@@Toy1er why? it's not like it was deliberate.
He’s a pervert and should have been fired.
I mean nah it’s weird to be caught jerking off and then talk about going to therapy and “reflecting” by writing and selling a book. Like no one actually gets that deep about it lol
He took the L so hard it became a W
Honestly props to him for having the balls to talk about his Stroke of bad judgement live on TV
@Cosmix what the fuck?
So many fucking bots
Heh, *stroke*
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DarkSydePhil is still waiting for his tv spot after like 5+ years lol
Getting called out and having to show your face in front of national television after being embarrassed like that, can't be too good for someone's mental health in the long run.
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hello stacheless guy
Man why are there so many bots
The replies are literal cancer
Its safe to say this man has balls
the other people in the zoom call can confirm this
mortified
he was thinking with the wrong head 😂
😂😂😂
Imagine he does it again during the CNN interview to show dominance
Why did the bots choose me
was thinkin' the same thing minus the dominance part
#sigmamalegrindset
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I imagine he would've done so if this interview were over zoom.
I’m pretty sure he replays this in his head every single night. Whether it’s a nice memory for him or a haunting embarrassment, I can’t tell you.
edit: you bots should be ashamed of yourselves, violating the reply section like that.
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Good point. He has a public humiliation fetish? Then are we all kink-shaming?
What’s really sad is Tubin still works at CNN. Liberals fucked in the head
@@thisaccount2723 sad
For the sake of his mental state, I hope it's a happy memory.
This honestly wasn't that bad. Dude was pretty respectful and well put together during the interview and actually gave a proper apology without excuses. Dude just choked the chicken like the rest of us. He just happened to make the fatal mistake of doing it in front of people on camera.
@goggles789 Another act? Bro you're acting like he's some criminal mastermind who's duped the entire senate. Bro just rubbed one out and thought he turned his cam off
@goggles789 "clearly acting" based on what?
@@MasquedJustice and I’m not saying he’s a bad guy for what he did but his motives may possibly be more nefarious than he lets on. He gets the benefit of the doubt but the fact he could’ve waited shows he may have either a sex addiction or an exhibitionism fetish which in that case means he purposely sexually assaulted everyone on that call. No one wants to see his earthworm lol
@goggles789 I assure you, he doesn't need the attention. He's very successful in his own right
@goggles789 classic twitter idiot. "The apology wasnt sincere enough for me 😡😡😡 grrrrr"
00:50 “they have him come on cnn to address it”.
Giggity…
I love how casually he answers the questions. I feel like this guy's done this before and this was like the 10th time he's done it and finally they were like "ok we need to fire him but let's punish him good first".
watch out, your gonna get reply bots
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@@toxiccorigami9359 I can now put on my resume that I’m important enough for spam bots to reply to me.
@@FlareBlitzBanana yes
@💎 Savetion 💎 its hilarious that u have a better content when ur literally a psychopath
He's in therapy to know why, despite losing everything, he loved it so much
He can't get off unless it's on a zoom call now.
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@@clintholmes2061 LMAO yes, it's it's shake, and his kink
Feels good
The power
Everything
@yep I think that therapy is a great tool to better oneself, and that people who are genuinely remorseful say that they’re in therapy to convey that. However, people who are NOT genuinely remorseful say it as well, just to get the heat off their back. I feel like you’re generalizing that corruption to all people, not just the ones that deserve it.
How can he ever show his face in public? If I ever got caught “Toobin” on a zoom call I would never be seen or heard from again.
Best part about this is that the Zoom fap incident is in the Career section instead of Personal Life in his Wikipedia page. What a hell of a resume.
He was publicly humiliated and fired for doing something extremely embarrassing so I think it makes perfect sense hes in therapy for it hes probably filled with shame and guilt
i feel bad for the guy thats really my nightmare but hes also stupidddly impulsive which is funnyy
I mean dude slapped his smeckel thats all
@@BigBodyBiggolo try to imagine being a grown man who has a wife and kids and a nice respectful and public job and being so bored and impulsive you accidentally wip your meat out in front of your coworkers not only do you lose your respect and trust of your coworkers but your friends and family as well and now you are fired and its very public so getting another job will be more difficult... I really think if you are a normal person you would feel really shameful and guilty for being so stupid to ruin your life for something so stupid as a quick wank. :/
@@BigBodyBiggolo Nah because what kind of animal does that? I bet he got off on the thought of people finding out bc it makes no sense for a sane person to do this shit on a call/meeting. Imagine talking to a friend over the phone and you hear him jacking off 😂 don't even pretend you wouldn't feel awkward (unless you already had that kind of relationship in the first place)
@@raccoonchild they took a break. He thought he was off the call
To quote Professor Oak, "There's a time and place for everything, but not now!"
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@Voya This isn't Discord
It sounds like Charlie doesn't know what therapy is used for? It's not just to treat depression or trauma, and it definitely is not just for victims.
Changing one's behavior absolutely falls under the purview of therapy, especially behavior like this.
Yeah usually I don’t she any qualms with this guy that this time I had to be like you don’t have to be a victim to go to therapy, he might just want to see how he can change his behavior
Worst " 2nd hand" embarrassment.
There once was a man named Toobin who yanked his root on a zoomin, he just couldn’t wait to take hold of his snake and turn his whole life into ruin.
Clap clap clap clap
Bravo, sir
Masterpiece
3/10
one of the most creative comments I've seen in a long while 👏🏿👏🏿😆
I hate these bots with a passion that can only be rivaled by Jeffrey's passion during that zoom call.
Ikr
a passion that can only be matched by my hate for gacha kids
@@Sticknub a passion that can only be matched by my hate to anime pfp kidz
What bots?
HAHAHAHA
Yeah I don't see this whole "I'll be a better person." thing.
The dude made a mistake, literally didn't realize he was on camera. He's not a bad guy.
You have to say the magic words that appease people, even if it's not true. We live in a world where everyone demands false justice because, in reality, they just want a reason to put someone down and feel superior
I’m assuming “be a better person” in his case means he won’t jerk off when he’s at work anymore lol
Shut up, Donut
Yeah. I mean he still has to acknowledge that it was uncomfortable and distressing to his peers - that he did something unprofessional, but it's wild that they're even talking about sex criminals.
I better see both hands on the table
As a Wise Man once said.
"Both hands OVER the table, Jeffery."
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I’m so sorry Metal Mario for only getting bot reply’s for 6 hours…
@@graysonwells21 *replies
How on earth did he agree to talk about this live on the air 😂😭
The almighty dollar.
@Nyx is Bae whats epstein'd?
I think he may like the humiliation.... Icing on this awful, awful zoom cake
To secure the bag
He was already humiliated might as well get the bag
"Cooming with Toobin" actually just fucking killed me...
American media is a gift that keeps giving
I love how the woman casually asks “What the *hell* were you thinking?”
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jesus christ the bots
@@nore5888 I know, right? YT could do something about it if they weren't too busy nuking legit channels into oblivion and doing dumb things like removing the dislike button.
Look up the Hugh Grant interview with Jay Leno on the Tonight show, on YT. That's what she was referencing. ua-cam.com/video/vrJ2jc6qfzA/v-deo.html
He was thinking "bewbs".
They literally caught him in 4k
@Foodistzen balls
@Instagram User balls aswell
@aldye 👍 big ol nuts
@Foodistzen nah but ur going to hell
Eh, I dunno. If it was in a zoom call, it was maybe a solid 10 pixels
7:03 Cr1TiKaL is a grower confirmed
No joke, after watching this video, I went to my school's cafe and I saw him on the TV. Apparently he's the "chief legal analyst" for CNN now LOL
"i wasnt thinking very much"
that's a lie, you were definitely thinking pretty hard about *something* Toobin.
Oh god
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lmaoo
Sometimes your dick takes over your body
@@nkf2399 ye sometimes your carnal instict just takes over and you just have to enjoy the ride
This truly is the greatest zoom call of all time.
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No, that would be what happened with the Italian Senate back in January.
The italian tifa meeting is the true best
You just copied the description but added "truly"...
The guy in the back who disappears is my favorite part
Bad people need therapy in order to be better. Not only this, but there is a degree of trauma present from being exposed
Nope
@@mahfoudseraf5995 Google it.
He's one of the few employees at CNN who kept his hands to himself.
Like Bill O Reilly ?
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I don't get it
Oof
Yeah the Others at CNN all molest their staff or are pedophiles
He definitely did it for the thrill. Got off to the idea that he shouldn’t be doing it and how bad he is for whipping it out on Zoom and everything but he wasn’t expecting to be caught, well unfortunately for him he was lol.
these bots are wildin
These bots are stupid. Don't reply to them just report them.
@@DopeTracksOnly wtf are they so prevalent?
how'd they even catch the guy? i'd assume it'd be pretty hard to tell
Caught dick-handed.
Why would you agree to come on and explain
Honestly he did the apology really well. No excuses, no rationalizing it, no dodging questions, actually says that he is sorry for what he did, etc. I feel like UA-camrs should be taking notes on how to do a proper apology. He handled the interview about as well as possible given the situation.
I just hope that whenever I screw up in life I have the ability to handle it like that.
Agreed and same here.
Ngl if I did something like he did I’d take full pride in it
Best way to do an apology: don't do the shitty thing that warrants a public apology in the first place.
A hot take, I know
@@chrissmith5713 obviously that is preferable. No one here is claiming that it isn’t, but we all screw up (maybe not to that extent though). I was just pointing out that the apology was pretty good, especially compared to most other public apologies.
@@davidbresnahan5986 that wouldn't be an apology then
I was worried during the interview it was gonna be like the scene in the joker, but instead of pulling out a gun, he pulls out his meat stick
Oh shut up and make some actual content your no better than the bots above
@@kavalogue I tried and failed, editing is too boring
@💎 Savetion 💎 wtf
@@BloodRaven429 the first 3 replies are all accounts made by the same edgy 12 year old who just found out how to make bot accounts on youtube
@@themilkman2422 I think I'm gonna stop going to comments tbh, literally every video Charlie posts I full of these 2 bots, same accounts.... I look at replies and there's rarely real ones anymore
He really had a bad stroke of luck. It tugs at my heartstrings to see the lady browbeat him off with questions like that.
He would get therapy not because he’s the victim, but to correct whatever would make him feel it was appropriate to jerk it in the zoom call. You don’t need to have trauma to get therapy, you could be the perpetrator and get therapy to understand why you did what you did and prevent you from doing it again.
Imagine the interview continues after the commercials and when it comes back on he's just beating it right then and there
he's so kinky
Fuck off bots
That would be a chad move, just doubling down on it. At that point, I'm pretty sure _The New Yorker_ would not only have to hire him back on, but also appoint him the new CFO, just for the bold brazenness of it.
@@DistractedGlobeGuy when y’all try soundin like Charlie it’s so cringy
@@marvinragen yeah honestly it's like the _Men in Black_ cartoon series.
4:36 "unless your dick is left or right leaning, I guess." That joke is underrated and should be appreciated.
Someone who thinks its ok to jack it in a zoom meeting definitely needs therapy
Bro thugged the entire zoom call
You don't have to be the victim to be in therapy... what a weird take. Obviously he needs therapy to control his impulses
I was thinking that too. Like therapy is only for victims?? I think everyone should go to therapy if it’s financially feasible
Exactly. Charlie obviously doesn't really know what hes talking about when it comes to addiction. Like everyone else he views masturbation and pornography as a good thing when in reality it's very unhealthy and addictive. Therapy is definitely recommended for this and it's good that this guy went
agreed, one of the weirdest takes.
Yeah I think Charlie was too focused on jokes to actually think that through or something
@@uthergoodman401 Well it does reduce your odds of prostate cancer. Like most things, it's good in moderation.
This is every person's worst nightmare. The thought crosses your mind that you're live or being listened to. Or when you pee you wonder if you're actually asleep in class. The idea that it became real for this man and it's been televised is actually horrifying.
only reason I can’t feel bad is because he chose to wack his stick on camera
I still have panics about going to the bathroom but I’m actually asleep
It's easy to know that you're awake though.
@@NaudVanDalen Not when you're dreaming.
@@MYLAR. yeah he was fully sober and consciousness when he did it. was his own fault.
@@MissMarvel_ You can't even think while you're dreaming unless you're lucid dreaming. In which case you know that you're dreaming.
Man beats meat, later regrets it
One can argue that the interviewer would have to be a real master-baiter to get Toobin to confess on national TV
Charlie, people go to therapy to become aware of and work through problems, not because they're simply a "victim"
This big time. Therapy is for everybody. Disappointing to hear Charlie harp on that so much.
Agreed.
Modern psychiatric care instills a victimhood and learned helplessness complex that does more harm than good. I was in therapy for 6 years. All I ever learned was what shitty, ineffective meds were needed to fuel the industry’s pockets.
@@charlieorr3048 I think there is a benefit to being able to gain an outer perspective on situation if you don't have anyone in your life to talk about the things with, but I agree with you. Psilocybin mushrooms are the greatest source of therapy and growth in my life.
@@astrally111 100%. That’s why social and familial connections can never be replaced by the medical industry.
Not as embarrassing as Prince Andrew's interview about Epstein. Or that guy that went skydiving and pooped himself in front of his entire family and cried.
ok that skydiving video sounds hilarious how do I find it
@@wizardsmix7961 i also would like to see this
@@wizardsmix7961 same
Can’t find the skydiver vid
Anyone find the skydiving video? Lol
3:28 Bro went from servicing himself in public to doing public service
I wonder if he was sending a combination of fox and smiley emojies and aubergines the whole time.
That man has all the confidence in the world his balls must’ve covered the entire camera
@Cosmix same
When the woman said "what the hell.. were you thinking?" I fucking lost it 🗿
He was hated for doing something that literally everyone does. Life makes no sense sometimes
Idk where you’re from but doing it in the work place is a little frowned upon in America.
Let’s just ignore context
Not everyone would beat it on a zoom call though.
Man I can't even imagine doing this interview. Or going outside ever again
@The TacoCat really I thought the half time show was better than the game
Why? Do you really think he cares that much?
I honestly don't know why Charlie is confused on why he took therapy
Imagine showing your friends and coworkers your shmeat and having it be on the news
mortifying shit
I do it every day, I don't see why.
@@okaytyler2774 , okay Tyler.
@@okaytyler2774 well, some people are just camera shy
The left or right leaning politic joke was a good one😂😂
“Politics? I guess if ur meat is leaning right or left” - 😭😭😭
I like how he’s sat there with his hands on the table like someone said before he went on air “you dare get it out today buddy”
I think charlie might be the only guy to make his reaction to a video shorter than the video hes reacting to
Jacksepticeye's dad is in heaven hopefully
It's because he has made it to where he doesn't react to the whole video on stream, because he changed his content on YT night.
I know, I'm not a bot lol.
@@snack_bar2474 have you not watched the new UA-cam Nights? He did react to this full video. Also, the only thing he changed is that he will ask for permission to watch videos on stream unless it's from something like the news or trailers and shit like that.
@💎 Savetion 💎 bro wtf?
There are moments where im like, "eehhhh hes talking and hes still at the begining of the video" but then realise the actual video is already halfway done. Very good
Within the milliseconds of 0:55 theres a random full face picture of a muscular man. What is this💀
LMFAOO
It's a youtube glitch. In the previous search he made, that thumbnail was one of the videos that came up.
Goonin with Toobin
Charlie has more bots in his comment sections than a pornhub comment section
Lmao
Dam your not wrong
holy shit truu
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Dude was literally playing with his chicken on Zoom and acted as if nothing happened 😂
No one asked+cry+ratio
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“Shall we move onto the news?” I assure you no one was able to pay attention after that
Maybe they said they wouldn’t do some legal stuff if he did the interview, but it’s kind of crazy that they did this
And there's me out there checking if I'm muted or not every 5 second
Gotta give the guy props, he knew what to say in that interview.
I mean, probably shouldn't have been in an interview, but he was _ready._ Smooth as the juice he squeezed.
"Why are you in therapy?"
To get help, maybe?
Charlie then breaks down what's possibly mentally wrong with this guy that could explain it.
For once I hate Charlie's take here. The guy clearly needed help or he could reoffend
@ordinary name perfectly said. completely agree
nah i mans gotta do it when needs it. his only mistake was lefting the camera on
@@alilweeb7684 see that's my point.
He was in his own home. He was alone in his office. _This wasn't malicious in any way._ Is it weird, yeah kinda...... but this isn't Louis CK or Don lemon kind of weird.
@@Battlefox64_RL I actually kind of understand that, but that's like a mistake a teenager or young adult would make, not an older Middle aged guy that's worked in media his whole life.
@@Shaggy7759 this is exactly the mistake an older adult would make
Tried to tick that box on the rice purity test
Legit quote from Jeffy
“It’ll be hard, but you can beat it”
The irony is uncanny
What the fuck is going on
I genuinely don’t think Jeff Toobin knew he was still on the call. Imagine beating your meat during a break in the comfort of your own home and all of your colleagues witnessing it, and then having it ruin your entire life and reputation. Poor dude.
If he's telling the truth then I do feel bad for him, I thought there'd be more sympathy here for him. I feel like if he didn't work for a pretty universally hated company then people wouldn't be as hard on him, although I know nothing about the guy
@@michaelwilkins1664 sharing the same thoughts. The woman definitely gave off "I want you to be fired, but since I dont have that power, I'll tell everyone about it live" -vibes aswell
I'd probably never masturbate again.
Lmaooo the dude in the back was working and when he heard it he immediately stopped and stared. Next clip of him he positioned himself in front of the glass staring and listening to them lmaoo
You definitely deserve all of your 10 million subscribers, i can watch you talk about shit all day, here's to 10 million more!
Doing this should result into therapy, I couldn't understand why Charlie joked that he "Toobin" doesn't need it.
It’s because toobin thought the camera was off and it was during a break in the meeting. Charlie doesn’t doesn’t think he needed it because he’s not the victim.
But yeah maybe there’s a sex addiction thing to talk through and he might also need therapy to deal with the repercussions of his actions too. He seems to have handled it okay though.
Therapy isn't solely meant for victims. I'm honestly starting to think penguinz0 is really dumb with how confident he is with some shit opinions
even if you aren't the "victim", therapy is still needed in many cases. someone who hurts other people needs therapy too to try and get the help they need.
@@dokibunni yeah I know. I was just trying to rationalise why Charlie said what he said
at least he didn't say "I'm a dog walker"
Wait I don't get it
@@mrgreenboy644 a fucking r/antiwork reddit mod went on national television and said that along with "Laziness is a virtue"
Literally pressing w ua-cam.com/video/e5fbcj2BKu0/v-deo.html
Lol
At least he didn't say "I'm Doug Walker"
I can't help but hear ''meeting'' as ''meating''
you've met The Joker, now meet The Jerker
I feel sorry for him. That's everybody's worse nightmare.
And hes straight up talking about it in national TV.
You can say what you want but this dude is a legend for this interview lol
Ooooooorrr just don't fckn do it during a zoom meeting 💀🤦♀️
You feel sorry 'cause he did it or 'cause he was caught doing it?
@@victoriamartines5030 caught of course lmao. why would he feel sorry he did it? 💀💀
you mean it's every morons worst nightmare. also, I have zero sympathy for creeps that j/o in the middle of their workday. these are the same dudes that j/o in their office at work and get creepy with females at their job. obvious life lesson: do private things in private during private times. don't do private things in front of a camera in the middle of your workday.
So , I'm not gonna argue firing someone for masturbating in a company meeting. Regardless if it was Accidental or not HOWEVER I feel like then having the man be ridiculed for it on live television is definitely crossing a line somewhere.
This should have remained a private matter between him and his employer.
then again it was his choice to come on or not. he chose to and he doesn't seem that bothered by it. no need to feel bad for him
This isn’t a filmed meeting between him and his former boss... it’s an interview with a former colleague that he agreed to..
Classic Toobin always getting himself into wacky shenanigans
He was thinking with the wrong head
Important business being discussed, you're gonna need that post-nut clarity. JToob wasn't just efficient, he was diligent, courageous, ride-or-die. He's not a man, he's a hero, a modern day saint, the embodiment of true commitment to the cause. We salute you JToob.
I shed a tear reading this
Im glad someone gets it
beautiful articulation
Underrated comment
A real man's man. What a gigachode.
I honestly have at least a little respect for him not dodging this and straight out saying "what I did was wrong and I am very sorry".
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He's sorry that he got caught. These people are shameless degenerates. Doing this while working and on a conference call makes you a psychopath.
@@dereksbooks That’s not what a psychopath is, you armchair psychologist lmao
4:00 that’s exactly it Charlie. He’s a bad person. So he needs therapy to help him not be. I think you misunderstand therapy, pretty much anyone can benefit from it, and someone with a clear problem like this guy needs it.
Tbh rookie mistake having the camera at such an angle that everyone else could see him playing with the ol’ inverted finger trap. Bro could’ve avoided all this if he just kept only his face in frame and powered through it like a champ.
He looks disappointed they didn't air a live-action slo-mo replay of his white ropes drizzling the camera.
He always finds the the most stupidly entertaining stuff
Literally pressing w ua-cam.com/video/e5fbcj2BKu0/v-deo.html
All thanks to chat
This isn’t really something to find- it was a pretty big story
But he has so many bots in his comment section
@@iwannaeatspaghet9303 I swear it's ONLY Charlie's channel that has this many bots...