That deliberate pause before the hookline shows the sign of apt comic timing and knack for writing. Even after watching after 3.5 years, it still makes you giggle and cheer up.
Thank you for watching the video guys! Hope you enjoy it. Ticket links for live shows will be updated in the description shortly. If your city hasn’t been included in the tour, it will be within the next few months.
The best part of his stand up comedy is he makes us laugh continuously...... Like we are forced to laugh...... One sentence makes us laugh hard.... And just when we are about to stop the next sentence attacks us..... Respect!!!!😊😊😊😊
@@SlimSHadY_10 he is a pretty good composer.. He also composed soundtrack of koyla karan arjun and many more... Just bcoz karinesh used him as for him doesn't mean he is shit.. Dumb ppl like u think we will look very cool by commenting such stuff...
Prateek chourasia Lakin kuch channels jaise 'Sony ESPN' puri tarah gayab hai ! Matlab ab channels wali list may hi nahi hai ! Bata ab 'Sony ESPN' ke liye kya kare !? 'UFC' ke liye hi Sony wale sports channels ka pack dala tha aur ye Tata Sky walo ne 'UFC' telecast karne wale 'Sony ESPN' ko hi pura hata diya !
@@MrPjspacejam Sony wale humein Videocon par batate Hain ki Tata sky walon change your network 😂.....so unke hisab se to solution is ki change your dish network.
The fact that kids can watch fighting scenes filled with blood and all with their parents but not a kissing scene. Kissing scene :- 2 people making LOVE with each other Fights :- 2 people trying to kill each other filled with HATRED And it's okay for the kids to watch 2people fighting but have to hide when watching an intimate scene. I don't even know why kissing scenes are considered to be bad. And i understand that having sex at an early age is not at all healthy because of improper knowledge and immature bodies and mind...but isn't fighting more harmful?? It's okay for a teen to tell his/her parents that he/she hates someone but really hard for them to tell that they love someone and are in a relationship🤷🏼♂️ Why is hatred easily accepted?? But not love??
Bollywood has a lot of good stuff which has been, unfortunately, overshadowed by cringe movies. For example, Bhavesh Joshi, a brilliant film, made less than 5 crores but Veere De Wedding made a lot more.
@@ifaa5755 Standup comedy has become is more toxic than a relationship nowadays and was happy that none such political toxicity was presented in this video😪
This video was so on point and brought back memories of watching the film back in 2003! My dad always keep telling mom about the time when we both got out of the theatre and I, a 5 year old, innocently asked, "Dada, where's Jaadu?" while looking up at the sky 🤣
I am a heart patient and i can't resist so much laughter..... If i would die, not that alien but you will be responsible for it😜😜😜. It's a very big achievement to make people laughing for 10:19 minutes in stand up comedy.. Waiting for next video
bro karunesh, ive been watching it so many times and it still makes me laugh. standup is not only about jokes but its actually the way you present it! and youve presented it very well my friend. Thanks for this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Childhood ruined in the video😂😂😂
"Chota Neela Khajoor"😂🔥🔥🔥
Jiske sar par light hai
Jiskee Shar par ek light haiii!!!!!
Phookne aaya tha 😂
How uneventful was your childhood that a single video with jokes could ruin it?
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Give this guy an hour long Netflix special already. Too good
He got... At Amazon prime
Haan kyunki iski baato se (not joke) lag raha hai ye foreign film jaida pasand krta hai!!!!
@@hioka9315 Oh Shut the fuck up!!
@@hioka9315 isn't that logical though?
Have u seen his prime special
After watching it I uninstalled prime form my phone
"The alien is the most believable thing about that film."
3
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7
8
When you realise one of your favourite childhood films is actually a 3 hour joke.
I felt that bahahaha
•́ ‿ ,•̀
Bro i still enjoy that movie but not in that way😅
I can relate
No I don't think so !
Humour with intellect is deadly.
True 💯
That's what we need
Intellect mtlb kya hota h?
@@raghavshukla5255 simply it's just a noun form of intelligent
@@jayanttayade2378 then what is intellectual? Adjective form of intelligence?
Every party song of AIB was written by this guy..so you can understand his frustration against bollywood 😂😂
What really?
That was tanmay bhat
Yaa it is true... I checked it!😅😅
@@theouts1der aib mein tanmay bhi toh tha 😂😂
@@srishtibhatnagar168 oK
Tshirt se VICE CITY ke character jaisa hai by the way......😂😂😂😂😂
Tommy vercetti
👍🤣
Shirt hai bhai
Difference is ,ke usmein coconut ke trees hain
@@risefromtheashes821 cannabis not Coconut
I did paid internship. Only, I paid 4000 to the company for letting me intern.
😂😂😂😂
Lol
😂😂😂😂
F
F
"Kasol Mai Mahol"
- Jaadu
Sam Still 😂
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honest review of "koi mil gya"😂😂😂👏
😂😆
Right
Everything wrong with Koi Mil Gaya in 11 minutes less
@@AryanKumar-in3pk CinemaSins is garbage, don't quote them
Still the movie was beautiful at that time.
"Tata sky barish ke time par band hojata hay😂😂😭"
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"Chota Neela Khajoor" has me everytime 😂 No matter how many times I watch it 😂
Jiske sar pe light hai😂😂
@@adarshsaroj2057 sar pe??😂
@@adarshsaroj2057 and he said it in three diff ways and three diff emotions... 😂😂😂
This shit’s never getting old.😂
IKR! Watched this so many times!
Are you the same Nidhi who made bhajiye on master chef Australia? 🤔
Nidhi
Bhajiye khilaaooo
😂😂😂
@@Black182heart 😂
The way he said "CHICHA" 😂🤣
Its common in Hyderabadi slang
I burst into laughter after listening it😂😂😂
Dude, your forehead is shining better than our future.
Even sorabh pant's bald head is brighter than your future, i can bet.
If ya have the guts, try standing in front of a floodlight staring at darkness for hours at a stretch...
Bhai your future not mine
Kuki vo mehantt kr raha hai bro...
@@pushpendragiri1796 aap v kro bhai aapk v chamkega
" There is people doing unpaid internship "
Me: crying in the corner.
Mere bachpan ki dhajiyaan uradi but it was hilarious 😂😂
@Suki Chibi
Man of Culture
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Now tell me, what is 1000-7?
the cherry that kakyoin verbally assaulted 5x-3y
Hello fellow kaneki for profile pic guy
@@thecherrythatkakyoinverbal8931 *_oshiete_*
The pin drop silence between 8:13 - 8:47 is legendary
When doctor talks, Everyone listens carefully...Btw I'm a doctor too 😉🤗
People were waiting for an alternative word for SEX 😂😂
@@jaypandya3112 hey be safe 😇😇 and thank you for protecting us 🙏❤️
@@instrumentlegend Thank You So Much Bro... People like you provides us the Energy to Work! Btw Nice Tabla Skills You Possess 🤘 Keep Rocking.
@@jaypandya3112 Sir don't thank me 🙏 People like you are our hero 😇😊
honest review: He is dressed up as Tommy Vercetti! from gta vice city
Edit: oh my fucking god 1.8k likes! Never imagined that😂😂 its been a long time.
With a cheat code applied on him which makes him fat
It's green that was blue
@@vaibhavkushwaha2040 pani samaj k khoon mat pee lena varna bohot offensive ho jayega 🙄
@@priyankathakur6229 Abe mind instability!!!!!
@@YTworld-69 the cheat is deepfriedmarsbars
That deliberate pause before the hookline shows the sign of apt comic timing and knack for writing. Even after watching after 3.5 years, it still makes you giggle and cheer up.
Thank you for watching the video guys!
Hope you enjoy it. Ticket links for live shows will be updated in the description shortly. If your city hasn’t been included in the tour, it will be within the next few months.
Kolkata mein aao bhai. Ha chutiya sheher hai par boht fans hai yaha tumhare
Maza aagaya 😍😍😂 DHANYAWAAAD😁😂😀😀😍🤗
Sorry ruka ni tha end tak dekh liya kolkata aa rahe ho
Bangalore.... Bangalore.....
Man you are too good... Loving your shows
The best part of his stand up comedy is he makes us laugh continuously...... Like we are forced to laugh...... One sentence makes us laugh hard.... And just when we are about to stop the next sentence attacks us..... Respect!!!!😊😊😊😊
ua-cam.com/video/Sh4UOaNB0JU/v-deo.html🙏🙏🙏🔥🔥
Tata sky - call a alien
Elon musk - what the hell, should I close SpaceX
😂😂
Bollywood smh
"NASA wale chutiye hai"
More like, *Main kya karun, job chhod dun..??* 😂
Elon musk :- Kya karu mai mar jaau .... meri koi feeling hi nahi hai
The word 'chutiya' never sounded too cute before 😍
Yaar aap manushyajaati kaa bhavishya ho...
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After watching this I just realised that this standup comedy about the film has more logic than the film itself. 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@プラカシュ soty 2 lol.. Picture ka name kya hai aur content kya hai.. Waah.. Nepotism
😂😂😂
Fictional movie me kon logic dhundta h be
@@kakashi-sb5os thoda to hona chahiye
@@xoxo4385fast and furious me logic dundh lo phir 😂😂😂
To be frank Rajesh Roshan composing music for Rakesh Roshan movie is as good as Un-paid Internship.
😂
😂👍
dude tbh before this comment I didn't even know there exists someone named rajesh roshan who composes music
@@SlimSHadY_10 he is a pretty good composer.. He also composed soundtrack of koyla karan arjun and many more... Just bcoz karinesh used him as for him doesn't mean he is shit.. Dumb ppl like u think we will look very cool by commenting such stuff...
@@tony-pc4kd i genuinely didn't know who that guy was
Deliveries are on point! So are his observations... Emphasis, pauses, clarity of thought and their transition in words... Phew!
His whole take on Koi mil gya is THE MOST FUNNIEST THING 😂😂😂
Intercourse - banned
Dham dhoom - Introduced
😂 😂 😂 😂
bhau-tapa tap introduced
"There are people doing unpaid internships" 😂😂😂
i'm one of them! 😂😅
I have been part of that too 😂😂😂😂😂
Tarunesh versetty
M one of them
Very true
I had a dustbin in my school that was a real life model of jadu
Bas uske light ki jage hole tha Jahn see kachra dalte the 😂😂
True story
Wow 😂😂😂
wow 😂😂😂
@@dimension-vb7ki Doing well, how about you? ;)
You had a dustbin or there was a dustbin in your school?
@@shaan9844 lit bro 😂😂😂😂by the way londo ki hawas dekh rahe ho bina kisi video upload ke 185 subscribers😃😃😃
Haven't seen a soul use the word 'Fareb' since the movie 'Fareb' came out 😂😂😂
Aree yeh koi Indian movie hai kya ?
@@pathikritsen7607 ji haan
The best part is the "Om Om" and "In Panchhiyon" tune isn't even original- it's lifted from Kraftwerk's Trans Europa Express from 1976.
._.
I never expect an otiginal tune from roshan . Both brothers are garbage of creativity.
Thank you Shaktimaan for broadening my horizons! Appreciate it
Sharktimaan thaaye thaaye
Thank You @Sharktimaan, for the info.
" JAADU...jaadu...Jååе "-karunesh talwar
This is a clever comment on his tone. Very neatly done, mate.
Gunius Comment
Tata sky me ab sony channel nhi aata but 2003 me alien aa gya .
Jo channel ni aata WO channel PR jao wha instruction diya hua kaise la skte waps
Tata sky me naukari krte ho kya?
Swaraj Sah Commen knowledge is not so.......
Prateek chourasia Lakin kuch channels jaise 'Sony ESPN' puri tarah gayab hai ! Matlab ab channels wali list may hi nahi hai !
Bata ab 'Sony ESPN' ke liye kya kare !?
'UFC' ke liye hi Sony wale sports channels ka pack dala tha aur ye Tata Sky walo ne 'UFC' telecast karne wale 'Sony ESPN' ko hi pura hata diya !
@@MrPjspacejam Sony wale humein Videocon par batate Hain ki Tata sky walon change your network 😂.....so unke hisab se to solution is ki change your dish network.
Imagine Darth Vader coming with an alap"Heh Heh Ohh Ho Ho". Instantly ten times Scarier 😂🤣.
High level ka Comedian hai bhai ye
Agree
Almost jakir bhai ka level touch kar dia tha
@@sunnyKumar-ij8rc
True
Haha
“Bache udh rahe hai , wah kaafi unique approach hai “ 😂😂
Many people just came for - 'Ek aur tune toh bna le AALSI' !!!!!! 2:01
Then how did u comment after that?
RIP bro
SYED KASHIF ALI kawasaki analysis
Rip
😂
2:08 "There are people doing unpaid internships" 😂🤣
Nobody :
Literally Nobody:
Karunesh: Tata Sky Sparking is Buzung zung zung
his 4head is brighter than my future😂😂
True af
Ye jaadu ka bhai hai ye bhi dhoop karta hai isliye matha chamakra hai
Ruined koi mil gaya forever... 😂😂😂
Aur kitna ruined hona tha isko yar?? Aaapka favorite tha kya...lol..Ama joking dost. Gussa na
kario!! plezz.
#KoiMilGayaWasAGoodMovie
He will if we let leftist to fuck with our brains 🙄
Shubham Deshmukh he made it more interesting bruh 😂😂 think twice before you type.....
@@triptibiswas3166 sarcasm bruh 😅
I use his stand ups to see how hard my abs have gotten since he makes me laugh so hard😂😂
Enjoyed at childhood 😍
Seems stupid in adulthood😂
@The Dude Abides same I hated all superhit in childhood like ddlj, k3g n all karan johar films
Mine opposite
I swear man
only legend will know
he looks like tommy vercetti from gta vice city😆😆
Ahsan Raza 😂😂
Ha bhai... Ye to vaisa hi dikhta hai😂😂
I m not legend i dont know 😂
He looks like tommy vercetti eating too much mcdonalds
DEEPFRIEDMARSBARS
hands down the best stand up i've ever come across
ua-cam.com/video/Sh4UOaNB0JU/v-deo.html 🙏🙏
I loved your concepts of comedies...its too original... God bless you and ur team ...good work guys
That's me doing unpaid internship and I am seeing this in the office 😂
Great bro....
Watching this for the nth time, where n is a large number.
n approaches ∞
Okay, Guys Now Its Time For Some Serious Math😂
n= nu.?! 200 (ref Ox. DIC.
N=0/1
Just kick-started one of the dullest of days into a hilarious one!! You're incredible! 🤣🤣
Yup
200th like😃
Hiiii
No one can ever know that how I have managed myself to laugh silently because my mother slept just next to me 😂😂
His forehead is shining brighter than my future!
Haha I never knew I got this much likes!!! Thanks.
Hahhhahaha..
Hahahahaha
Resevation ne kha liya humare future ko....vishwaash hi uth gya education system se
That's copied from a Saitama meme. Saitama as in One Punch Man.
believe in ALLAH ALMIGHTY and in urself
u r better than u think u r
That film title should be
"Koi Kyu Mil Gaya"🤣😂🤣
@tik tok master WTF
Na be "koi chutiya mil gaya"
@@faiyazhassan7930 😂🤣🤣🤣
@Bikash Chetri I couldn't find even a little bit of science in that film.
Nah bro
YEH KON MIL GAYA
Don't forget the fact that Jaadu can't fly but made Krishna fly in Krrish 3 😂
Lol
Yeah but his powers were multiplied after his father sacrificed himself and he consumed his powers.
I don't think he flew in that movie. He jumped like hulk.
U watched that movie ?
Anu Malik can't Sing but he is a judge na this is how Jadu can make him fly
Watching this after 4 yrs - still funny AF🤣😂🙌
someone ask hritik and rakesh to watch this video 😂
They watched it and paid people to dislike it
That movie is shit... thank god someone aknowledge this....
I swear
Sadma lagega unka wapis kabhi picture nahi banaenge
Jaadoo wants to know your location😂😂😂
The fact that kids can watch fighting scenes filled with blood and all with their parents but not a kissing scene.
Kissing scene :- 2 people making LOVE with each other
Fights :- 2 people trying to kill each other filled with HATRED
And it's okay for the kids to watch 2people fighting but have to hide when watching an intimate scene.
I don't even know why kissing scenes are considered to be bad.
And i understand that having sex at an early age is not at all healthy because of improper knowledge and immature bodies and mind...but isn't fighting more harmful??
It's okay for a teen to tell his/her parents that he/she hates someone but really hard for them to tell that they love someone and are in a relationship🤷🏼♂️
Why is hatred easily accepted?? But not love??
Law of Entropy
Bajrang dal wants to know your location 🤐🤐
Point 🙌🏻
Correct✔
You're actually true.
this guy was way ahead in telling bollywood is shit and nonsense stuff aur humne real talent ko bhi kho diya
Bollywood is not bad. Only few things are bad . Rest Bollywood has given great films that are iconic.
Bollywood has a lot of good stuff which has been, unfortunately, overshadowed by cringe movies.
For example, Bhavesh Joshi, a brilliant film, made less than 5 crores but Veere De Wedding made a lot more.
@MIR SH yes. The same people who are now marching outside Bollywood production houses.
GO AND LEARN PLEASE
@@HUMAN-fq5ff yup. Neel Bhattey Sannata, Bhavesh Joshi, Lootera, Hawaron Khwahishen aisi, Madras Cafe, October among others are excellent
1st time ❤️
10th time❤️
25th time❤️
50th time ❤️ always refresh no matter how many times I see really really one of his best stand-up s on yt❤️❤️
Many comedians i know are less logical and do comedy in bakwas way but
Karunest talwar is brillian ,Logical and intelligent comedian!!
His take on the MasterChef Australia was also good
**Karunest intensifies**
bhai logic, intelligent ek taraf par kya ye funny laga tumhe 🤔
I said jadoo and right after he said “ jadoo nahiii, dhokaha 🤨
That aalap dude 05:24...
You nailed it 😂 😂😂😂
This guy helped me smile through excruciating 20 hours of labor pain. Usse pehle ye banda kaun hai mujhe pata bhi nahi tha. Thanks Karunesh T.
@Shivkumar12295 LOL thanks, I have an almost 4 year old now!
I guarantee many have watched this video twice
Bhai bhai
More than twice
2 nd time
Nice 69
Thrice
"He’s just a replacement for a lasik operation" dude 🤣
Watched it back in 2018. Today I watched it again. Clearly the best stand up I have seen in these 2 years...
IF KARUNESH WAS ASKED .... *CAN YOU TELL US HOW AND INDUCTION MOTOR STARTS👌* .........
LE KARUNESH: 6:44 😂😂😂😂
5:21 I liked that Darth Vader music he made 😂😂
The imperial march
The Imperial Alaap
Lol
Someone needs to make a ringtone out of this 😂
teenoli I want one
Just had a breakdown, this helped a lot. Thank you so much.
May you heal 🥰🥰🥰
"gaon me alien bulaaaaaaaaayaaaaaaa"
1:46 listen to the vibrato in his singing. Damnnn
The two most hilarious lines in this video is -
1- alien bechara bus pakad ke film city ja rha h.
2-NASA wale chutiye h kya?
😀😁😂🤣😃😄😅😆
I could visualize Jaadoo taking a bus going to film city 😂😂😂
Thanks for posting this on a Monday morning!
😭😭Trueee
Blue
"Peela raincoat pehen ke Hrithik ke dustbin mey reh raha hai....WO BHUNT HAI!!"😂😂😂😂
This guy has some peculiarly soothing voice in addition to his commendable talent ! ❤
Karunesh really has a unique style...every punchline ends with thik hai? He gives immense Respect to audience.
No agenda
No vulgarity
No manipulation
Humor without tumor
This is true comedy
He he he ho hoho la lala
Am i the only one reading it with tune 😂
Vulgar he bhai thoda vohot😂😂
Lol are you describing stand up comedy or a toxic relationship?
@@ifaa5755 Standup comedy has become is more toxic than a relationship nowadays and was happy that none such political toxicity was presented in this video😪
@@marcus7882 I have no problem with cursing and sexual innuendos in stand up comedy. So it's subjective what's toxic and what's not.
Wish I was friends with Hrithik and I could send this to me him just to see his reaction !! Priceless , I am sure !
Even after watching it a lot of times. This jokes still make me laugh🤣🤣🤣
Same
Jadoo jadoo aur badme alien se bhi gava diya " jaaaadooo"
I couldnt stop laughing😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Me too🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂😂
“Ek chotha neela khajur “
“Jaadu phoonkne aaya tha bus warna kaun sa alien Himachal jata hai
“Ek aur tune to bana le alsi “
👆👆👆👆👆👆😂😂😂😂😂😂
"Bhajiye tal diye yaar bhajiye'
True fans know ;-)
i do i do i do
Australian MasterChef
Nidhi ne🤣🤣
Nidhi
Radio pe Kishore Kumar laga denge
Disclaimer : no alien were harmed in video 🤣🤣🤣
This video was so on point and brought back memories of watching the film back in 2003! My dad always keep telling mom about the time when we both got out of the theatre and I, a 5 year old, innocently asked, "Dada, where's Jaadu?" while looking up at the sky 🤣
Tata sky me Sony to aa nhi rha aur alien 👽 👽 aagya 😮😂😂
😂😂
phenomenal sense of intellect and humor!!! 2 thumbs up...thanks
it could have been 3 Thumbs up if you were son of Rakesh Roshan xD
This was by far best stand up of karunesh. I have watched it many times in last 2 years.
I am a heart patient and i can't resist so much laughter.....
If i would die, not that alien but you will be responsible for it😜😜😜.
It's a very big achievement to make people laughing for 10:19 minutes in stand up comedy..
Waiting for next video
GWSSS
Ku
Kumkumbagha
Mere pyare bhai..bhagwan aapko jldi theek kre
@@cheesebagel736 Thank u didi
Get well soon bro
Nobody:
Jaadu appears*
Me: arreh woh dekho neela churwa!!!
Koi milgaya exists
Karunesh : content 😂🔥🔥
bro karunesh, ive been watching it so many times and it still makes me laugh. standup is not only about jokes but its actually the way you present it! and youve presented it very well my friend. Thanks for this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
U took the words right out of my mouth my friend ❤
Oh Bhai itna deep analysis 💖 ghatiya si movie dekhle yah Banda toh usme sa bhi content nikal de love you Bhai💖
The way he says “aaalseee” 😂😂😂😂
You can play Samwell Tarley if India makes GOT
😂 😂
Kursiyon ka khel
🤣🤣😅
Sahi kaha duplicate
Omg I was thinking the same thing 🤣🤣
This was literally the first video of stand up comedy i ever watched and still remains one is my favorite.....
When he said "I don't get out of the house much" i felt it.
Star Wars and Udit Narayan ="Hey Hey Hey Ho Ho Ho,, La La La.." hahahaha
@@draki9625 Star Wars Darth Vader's theme..
The imperial march
Hahaha u changed koi mil gaya forever I used to enjoy this movie alot in my childhood lol
This man literally took out his frustration for bollywood,😂