I Don't Like People | Standup Comedy by Vijay Yadav

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  • Опубліковано 26 лис 2024

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  • @indianvlogger8664
    @indianvlogger8664 5 років тому +334

    ek ghr mei do sher na ho skte.....🤣🤣🤣🤣
    sher ne inter caste marriage 😂🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣

  • @smriti1089
    @smriti1089 4 роки тому +88

    After crying for 2 hours...decided to watch stand up..u made my day🤗🤗.. God bless you ..

  • @anityachaudhary4241
    @anityachaudhary4241 5 років тому +343

    जगुआर क्यों नही है घर पे
    "एक घर मे दो शेर न रह सके हे" won my heart👌👌😊😊

  • @aniketnagpal9402
    @aniketnagpal9402 5 років тому +362

    "Thappad maarunga tappe khate hua ghar pahuchega"
    "Pen drive fek ke maarunga khade khade download ho jaayga"😂😂😂😂epic

  • @Rahul_Singh123
    @Rahul_Singh123 5 років тому +563

    9:12 *pendrive fenk k marunga khade khade download ho jayega...*
    EPIC LINE

  • @kaveenamd2282
    @kaveenamd2282 4 роки тому +364

    He just grows more handsome with the grey hair 🔥🔥🔥❤️❤️❤️

  • @abdulhamidmansuri2821
    @abdulhamidmansuri2821 5 років тому +315

    3:18 scorpio na hoti bhai fortunier aagai hmare pss ab 🔥

  • @karanpanwar8163
    @karanpanwar8163 4 роки тому +30

    4:51 1 dost h jise hm jaat bulate h
    Kyu...
    Kyuki wo jaat h😄✌🏻

  • @nehabondarwad5682
    @nehabondarwad5682 5 років тому +505

    pen drive fek ke marunga khade khade download ho jayega....hahaha funny af, amazing Vijay ji...!!!

    • @ravimalik3026
      @ravimalik3026 5 років тому +5

      ghane kasute jee se le rhya h , vijay ji :D

    • @jaissjordan5040
      @jaissjordan5040 5 років тому

      ua-cam.com/channels/zBSeY82JRv0HgVMkO5MRhg.html

    • @prachisharma5476
      @prachisharma5476 5 років тому +1

      🤣🤣

    • @jayantmalik69
      @jayantmalik69 5 років тому

      Ek Baar dekho. ua-cam.com/video/wyQ8P7dDN_U/v-deo.html

  • @navneelkaur9427
    @navneelkaur9427 3 роки тому +15

    Everytime I watch this video I feel so good .. dude u have perfect timing ur dialogue delivery .... I can relate with ur gurgaon jokes so relatable. I saw u live in mic drop delhi this year awesome show... Ur one of my favourite stand up comedians

  • @MajorSandeepCoc
    @MajorSandeepCoc 5 років тому +47

    This man is always higher than the expectations

  • @shirlynyeoward9531
    @shirlynyeoward9531 3 роки тому +25

    Hi Vijay today i heard ur jokes for the 1st time & i cudnt help but watch all of them back to back.. love the way u talk about ur friends.. Jaguar joke was amazing... Pen-drive one too haha 😂
    ROFL 😂 All the best.. 👍

  • @kiranprasad2365
    @kiranprasad2365 5 років тому +35

    I'm from Canada and I've watched all your videos in one go. Crushing....

  • @Dinkyandetcetera
    @Dinkyandetcetera 5 років тому +18

    Fortuner aa gayi mhare paas made me hit like instantly.... loved it man... keep going... you’re my favourite now ❤️

  • @sonalverma2997
    @sonalverma2997 5 років тому +57

    3:09 ATTITUDE DAMN😂❤️

  • @PriyaSharma-yr7cs
    @PriyaSharma-yr7cs 5 років тому +17

    Mr.yadav i actually wait for videos plz make more of them as its a delight and truly a stress buster to watch you😊

  • @ramanarora9094
    @ramanarora9094 5 років тому +10

    Superb last punch on "pen drive .... download". U r amazing man.

  • @amareshprasad5236
    @amareshprasad5236 5 років тому +7

    The last one is Epic "pendrive fek ke marunga khade khade download ho jayega"😂😂😂😂

  • @swatisen8077
    @swatisen8077 5 років тому +249

    U take haryana on next level..
    Keep it up buddy. 👍

    • @Akshay_yadav98
      @Akshay_yadav98 5 років тому +5

      Madam jay Haryana jay haryanvi

    • @Akshay-vm6nd
      @Akshay-vm6nd 5 років тому +5

      Haryana has always been on next level but you have seen any haryanvi for the first time that's the only reason. Watch haryanvi video you'll not be able to stop you tears while laughing.

    • @studentslaughclub8809
      @studentslaughclub8809 5 років тому

      ua-cam.com/video/eaLpU7-cbzo/v-deo.html

    • @JagdeepSingh-cj4mv
      @JagdeepSingh-cj4mv 5 років тому +1

      Nic looking gorgeous

    • @amitbhamla1717
      @amitbhamla1717 5 років тому

      love u .

  • @Saurav.0k
    @Saurav.0k 5 років тому +25

    2:16 the accent was so litt omg 🔥🔥😂

  • @shivamsrivastava3774
    @shivamsrivastava3774 5 років тому +7

    Yaar seriously, mood lift Kar diya. 😂 Pyaari videos Hain bhaiya aapki!

  • @geetanjalidas2673
    @geetanjalidas2673 4 роки тому +1

    Jatt.... Swag hi kuch alag hai yarrrr 💖💖💖💖💖

  • @rishikamehta9932
    @rishikamehta9932 5 років тому +334

    Was waiting for him to say, "Aur uss dost ko aaj Anubhav Bassi k naam se jaante hain. " 😂🤦

    • @palakkumari9808
      @palakkumari9808 5 років тому +17

      Same here😂..Jaatt friend & waxing incident, I was relating so much!

    • @Bawa-e-hind
      @Bawa-e-hind 5 років тому +2

      Waxing incident k baad ka Yadav ji ka. Waxing incident - Bassi ji ka.

    • @singhrohan001
      @singhrohan001 4 роки тому +3

      He is from Up bro

    • @priyankabansode4845
      @priyankabansode4845 2 роки тому +1

      Seriously bassi ?

    • @manishpunia3694
      @manishpunia3694 2 роки тому

      @@singhrohan001 yes but west UP and Haryanvi some similar language.

  • @shrishtichauhan5666
    @shrishtichauhan5666 5 років тому +15

    Suprb as alwys 17 gadi vala concept toh bht hi mst lots of love vijay yadav 👏👏❤❤❤😘😘😘😘😘1000k likes to ur suprb hit video ,pls upload more I am vry big fan of urs videos and ur language is suprb and vry funnny..❤❤❤👏👏😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @jaatramguriofficial9765
    @jaatramguriofficial9765 5 років тому +80

    Pen drive wala top bhai....baki unlimited hassi....thnks brother mood bdiya kr diya

  • @anubhavarya802
    @anubhavarya802 5 років тому +47

    Kamal JAAT dost tha Bhai😂😂😂😂

  • @akashjoshi632
    @akashjoshi632 5 років тому +8

    "Pendrive fenk ke marunga...khade khade download ho jayega...."Epic Bhai 😂😂👏👏

  • @ankitlamba8708
    @ankitlamba8708 3 роки тому +11

    🙏 जाट की जिंदगी में कष्ट घना ,
    फेर भी जाट मस्त घना 🙏

  • @Just_somebody7
    @Just_somebody7 5 років тому +73

    3:13... Bhai ne Kya attitude se bola 😁😁 just look at that expression.... The reply to him through his eyes was like "bhag saale gareeb.... Scorpio Tak hi rahiyo tu" 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @suvansh4
    @suvansh4 4 роки тому +8

    Man i love your way of presenting the jokes and attitude 😂 one of the best standup comedians ❤️❤️ huge fan🍻

  • @JasK-ct9nm
    @JasK-ct9nm 5 років тому +7

    Wowww....one of the best comedian....
    So natural and awesome content

  • @SKasare
    @SKasare 5 років тому +5

    Bro...You make us laugh..Keep up ur style & your haryanvi punches...Keep building around them & rock the show always..Big fan

  • @ashamahor3303
    @ashamahor3303 5 років тому +12

    Koi rishta to hai.😂😂😂😂😂..waxing me kuch tha..😂😂😂😂😂😂😂....superb..

  • @Quadriceps_femoris
    @Quadriceps_femoris 3 роки тому +1

    Vijay Yadav ,anubhav bassi, Akash Gupta and Aishwarya Mohanraj ....
    Best 💖💖💖💖😎😎😎😎😎💐💐💐💐🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @clowdyloud6383
    @clowdyloud6383 5 років тому +6

    Awesome... Waxing me kuch tha.. Epic... Chaale paad diye.. 😂😂

  • @ch0udharykamlesh289
    @ch0udharykamlesh289 5 років тому

    Sir ji dil jit liya aapne.....aapka style to lajwab he

  • @gayatriparashar9853
    @gayatriparashar9853 5 років тому +85

    Yaadav ji
    Tuci gr8 ho
    I truly admire your performance
    Too good

  • @PreetKaur-zo3nl
    @PreetKaur-zo3nl 2 роки тому +1

    Yrrr you are so awesome man, jokes ek no se

  • @subodhranjan2944
    @subodhranjan2944 5 років тому +194

    LMAO
    Is his waxing friend Anubhav Singh Bassi ?? :P

    • @DRNisha-jt2mj
      @DRNisha-jt2mj 4 роки тому +24

      But vo toh strong hai😂

    • @MehakKhan-rg3vp
      @MehakKhan-rg3vp 4 роки тому +3

      Yeah n literally sometimes feels like updated bassi ji lol

    • @vandanachaudhary8129
      @vandanachaudhary8129 3 роки тому +1

      But Bassi is jaat too. So, I think there might be some connection. By the way the video was marvelous 😂😂

  • @pratibhachauhan3623
    @pratibhachauhan3623 5 років тому +35

    Ek ghar me do sher na ho sake😍😍😍loving this line 2.pendrive fenk ke marunga khde khde download ho jayega😂😂😂mujhe jrur milwa do usse ek baar😂😂😂

  • @nishanain511
    @nishanain511 3 роки тому +5

    This was literally epic🔥🔥

  • @subhamaymandal9668
    @subhamaymandal9668 5 років тому +1

    bhai ka alag hi swag hai.. nice attitude sir . ❤️❤️❤️

  • @gaurisharma5206
    @gaurisharma5206 5 років тому +8

    Mazedaar . Your speaking tone was damn good👌😍🔥

  • @simransekhon6222
    @simransekhon6222 3 роки тому

    One of the funniest 👌🏽👌🏽 is dost ki dosti mat tutne dena... content ka bhandar hai ye...🤣🤣

  • @nincnuha
    @nincnuha 5 років тому +14

    His jokes and accent it's just fadd h yr👌😂

  • @atinder21pal
    @atinder21pal 5 років тому +57

    भाई भाई 😂😂 जाट भाई ज़िंदाबाद 😍😍😍

    • @brijeshrajput7292
      @brijeshrajput7292 4 роки тому

      yadav hai wo heer bolte hai unhe

    • @atinder21pal
      @atinder21pal 4 роки тому

      @@brijeshrajput7292 bhai usne joke mara tha us pr btaya i know wo heer hain

    • @greekgod3974
      @greekgod3974 4 роки тому +4

      @@brijeshrajput7292 bhai rajput yadav jaat Martha sabhi veer hai sab milkar raho bhai jai hind hindu ekta banao

  • @YashGulia008
    @YashGulia008 5 років тому +10

    amzing bro, In all your videos people wait when that jaat friend's part will come. ooho ghani english hogi eb pher log nu kahge tu toh haryana t ho ae na sakta or voh b jaat. na bhai na.
    jatt de kol hai ni gaddi fortuner.

  • @mrs.rosysembhi
    @mrs.rosysembhi 4 роки тому +5

    This was amazingly hilarious!! Good work

  • @Manish-ht9np
    @Manish-ht9np 5 років тому +8

    You had me at "I don't" :)

  • @tan-boi
    @tan-boi 5 років тому

    Bhai poori video related hai mujhse
    10 baar dekh chuka hun kam se kam 😂😂😂🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @niharika5987
    @niharika5987 5 років тому +41

    "Pen drive fhak ke Maraunga khade khade download Ho jayega"
    😆😆😆😆 best dialogue.

  • @Heyitspankaj
    @Heyitspankaj 5 років тому +15

    You can't do this Man. And the audience is super crazy if they are not laughing at him not on his act..

  • @iconic5740
    @iconic5740 5 років тому +113

    Bhai....abhi j carry video dekha aur ab ye aa gya din hi bana diya be ✌✌

    • @dineshsingla1941
      @dineshsingla1941 5 років тому +1

      Sath mein lakshay choudhary ka bhi

    • @vshalray01
      @vshalray01 5 років тому +4

      @@dineshsingla1941 lakshay chaudhry bohot logical baat karta hei but dynamo ke case mei galat bakchodi kari usne.

    • @dineshsingla1941
      @dineshsingla1941 5 років тому +1

      @Michael Di Inniritu Bhai ek hi video mein ki h Dynamo wali mein

    • @dineshsingla1941
      @dineshsingla1941 5 років тому +1

      @@vshalray01 ha Bhai ye to h

  • @lijovarughese8492
    @lijovarughese8492 5 років тому +9

    Pen drive phek ke marunga, khade khade download ho jayga!! :D
    My man, you are always refreshingly funny!
    Much love bro.

  • @deeptiparkar7018
    @deeptiparkar7018 5 років тому +15

    He is simply awesome. I wanna attend his live show. I miss the dates sometime in delhi or mumbai. I am a great fan of him..

  • @sonalikarna7136
    @sonalikarna7136 5 років тому +4

    Content and Presentation 😂😂😂😂😂 total love

  • @kartoosjat
    @kartoosjat 5 років тому +25

    Ye bnda next level punch deta h Haryanvi ke 🔥🔥🔥😂😂😂😂😁😁😁🔥🔥🔥💪💪💪💪
    #Jaat_Ram

  • @Manifestingluxury12346
    @Manifestingluxury12346 5 років тому +43

    Saw this act live. It was may much more funnier 😁

  • @vivek.verma_07
    @vivek.verma_07 5 років тому +12

    I am also from Haryana ......
    Great Haryana.. Great JAAT......

  • @Bint_suhail01
    @Bint_suhail01 5 років тому +45

    Wanna meet his frnd😂😂😂

    • @NipunShastri
      @NipunShastri 5 років тому +9

      Take a quick tour in hariyana. Everyone is like that only. Full of money and no job. Yes sometime Audi main tuda bhar ke gaay bhains ko daal aate hai.

    • @loveindiafromindia8612
      @loveindiafromindia8612 5 років тому

      @@NipunShastri have u ever went their

    • @jainendrakumar1525
      @jainendrakumar1525 5 років тому

      Aa jao madam sab waise hi hai

    • @satyarocksss
      @satyarocksss 5 років тому +2

      Haryana me jaise mazze aate hein baaton me aur kahin ni

    • @vaibhavbhardwaj4300
      @vaibhavbhardwaj4300 5 років тому

      hey there golddigger

  • @shrinkhalaaakanksha3596
    @shrinkhalaaakanksha3596 5 років тому +13

    Mast yaar.. and pen drive Wala to best joke tha😂😂

  • @GarimaDahiya
    @GarimaDahiya 5 років тому

    Awesome..... Baki apke dost jaisa ldka hi chahea life me..... Miljae to jindagi sfl

  • @Bosslady168
    @Bosslady168 5 років тому +175

    Awww I love your language yar vijay😂😂😂😂I am your fan from Australia 🇦🇺 how funny you are 🤣

    • @Maan_
      @Maan_ 5 років тому +7

      Hetal Anjariya auntie number mang rahi hai 😂😂😂😂bai ka

    • @jakharchaudhary
      @jakharchaudhary 5 років тому +1

      @@Maan_ ryt bhaii .......aunty chalu h😂

    • @simranaulakh2755
      @simranaulakh2755 5 років тому

      contact num dedo.main bhai ko deduga snd krdo jldi

    • @rpwzh5403
      @rpwzh5403 5 років тому +2

      Aur Australia ka me mausome kaisa hai?

    • @manishsorout2333
      @manishsorout2333 5 років тому +1

      Araa O madam kyo doore daale h bhai p thik thak kaam chalrhya h bhai ka kyu iski esi tesi krn laag ri h.

  • @sandeepchahar7538
    @sandeepchahar7538 4 роки тому

    Bhai mange. Dil khus kr deti h yar teri video. Jisa aaga jma

  • @kumarabhishek1091
    @kumarabhishek1091 5 років тому +4

    Ek ghar me do Sher nahi reh sakte...😂😂😂😂 Solid Joke Sir... 😝😝😝

  • @Gauravtripathi1997
    @Gauravtripathi1997 5 років тому

    Bhai fan ho gyaa hu aapka yaar bhot intzaar rehtaa h aapki vedios kaa

  • @pawanraj5032
    @pawanraj5032 5 років тому +6

    Owsm bhai.. haryanaa walo ki baat genuin rkh rkhi hai bhau tumne..😅😅

  • @Abhisheksinghgrewal
    @Abhisheksinghgrewal 5 років тому

    bhai ek no. ladle..chala paad diya.. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😅😃😃😃😃😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆

  • @akshaysingh-rh9dn
    @akshaysingh-rh9dn 5 років тому +23

    As always great performance!
    Jats are straight forward and brave people but this gross exaggeration about jats being super rich, uneducated and dumb is not correct. So many are struggling in day to day lives...and many are pursuing education and as always want to serve the community and country and uplift the poor and down troden...
    I understand this is to be taken as a joke but the undertones doesn't do justice to the hardworking majority.

    • @saurabhrana2265
      @saurabhrana2265 4 роки тому

      Bro! poor bhi apne krmo se hore,daaru aur jaari k kaaran

  • @atulrastogi8130
    @atulrastogi8130 4 роки тому +1

    Don't say you are selling your zameer. You are entertaining us, may be for sometime only but people forgot their tensions and laugh.
    As a saying- laughter is the best medicine. So basically you are helping people to face their problems happily in their life.
    Keep it upstairs 👍

  • @AnimatedBytes
    @AnimatedBytes 5 років тому +3

    Pendrive 🤣🤣😂😂😂😂🙌🙌🙌🙌 you are amazing man 🙌👍🤘

  • @bhawnakashyap9505
    @bhawnakashyap9505 5 років тому

    Gajab bhai gajab😂😂🤣🤣💯💯 Totally loved it.

  • @pawansinghyadav5853
    @pawansinghyadav5853 5 років тому +18

    Very nice भईया up वालो पर भी कुछ बोलिये,,

  • @arshi359
    @arshi359 5 років тому +2

    One of the best stand up comedian on you tube ...lots of love and best wishes for your success! U r awesome!!!

  • @arjun894
    @arjun894 5 років тому +10

    The king of Stand up comedy 😆😆😆😆😆😆💯💯🔥

  • @ManishKumar-yp3gb
    @ManishKumar-yp3gb 5 років тому

    Superbly Duperbly....Hit hai hai....Bhai####😎😎😎😎😎😁😁😁😁😁

  • @vaishalijoshi1251
    @vaishalijoshi1251 5 років тому +4

    I m a big fan of urs, especially the way u talk.. awesome job sir.. shining 🌟

  • @navjotdahiya9272
    @navjotdahiya9272 5 років тому

    amazing yaar... super duper hit

  • @AjayKumar-lm8xq
    @AjayKumar-lm8xq 5 років тому +4

    Mast Video h Sir

  • @chaudhry2.0
    @chaudhry2.0 5 років тому +1

    #VJ bhai kti swad aage.... Jma sachi bola s kti nu.... Top s ladle bhai..... Haryana best Haryanavi best.... ✌✌💪💪🤝🤝😘😘

  • @anayasharma88
    @anayasharma88 5 років тому +40

    Milwao kbhi apne jaat dost se humm B live dekhe uska sense of humer

    • @adiswar4824
      @adiswar4824 4 роки тому +2

      Jatt to hm bhi h

    • @Bhaktimarg.5
      @Bhaktimarg.5 4 роки тому +3

      किसी भी देसी जाट से मिल लो सब भाई एक जैसे हैं हम मैडम जी

    • @balinderaujla8087
      @balinderaujla8087 4 роки тому

      M hun Aja

    • @SumitKumar-ks4er
      @SumitKumar-ks4er 4 роки тому +1

      Gold digger

    • @tansacanimations8795
      @tansacanimations8795 4 роки тому +1

      Anubhav Singh Bassi check kr lo

  • @cypher8934
    @cypher8934 5 років тому +2

    Bhai kahase soche leto ha bhai 🤣🤣gg

  • @Nikhil_gope_56
    @Nikhil_gope_56 5 років тому +5

    Last one is amazing.

  • @mohit9877
    @mohit9877 5 років тому

    bhai ek number ....njare aage ✌️

  • @esharatnam5210
    @esharatnam5210 5 років тому +5

    'Pendrive fekkar marunga, khade khade download ho jayega'😂😂

  • @priyamohan7414
    @priyamohan7414 5 років тому +2

    We want more videos 🥶🥶🥶....watching u was supa fun...keep it up🤘🏼

  • @Dilli-Ke-Balak
    @Dilli-Ke-Balak 5 років тому +15

    Best video
    Your jokes is 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @BhupendraSingh-mr7kf
    @BhupendraSingh-mr7kf 5 років тому +1

    आपकी हमेशा विजय हो......👍👌😍🙏👏 जय हिंद

  • @rhythm3325
    @rhythm3325 5 років тому +4

    Besttt..💜

  • @christinarawat4932
    @christinarawat4932 5 років тому +2

    Love ur videos Vijay.. keep it up..😊

  • @nemichandchoudhary2358
    @nemichandchoudhary2358 5 років тому +9

    Jaat Bhai action m , Baki sab tension m
    Very nice love you brother

  • @simbabeats1444
    @simbabeats1444 4 роки тому +1

    Mxtttt

  • @deepanshurao8798
    @deepanshurao8798 5 років тому +10

    😂😂best stand-up comedian

  • @sagarsharma4023
    @sagarsharma4023 5 років тому +2

    Amazing comedy and neat and clean content...👏👏👏👏

  • @vaibhav1644
    @vaibhav1644 5 років тому +187

    When I saw *Vijay Yadav* new video
    I was like " *Bakchodi hogi ab* "
    😂😂😂😂

    • @vaibhav1644
      @vaibhav1644 5 років тому +1

      @@varunkumar1325
      Aur tu *Bakchodo ka Smrat* h
      Humour smjhna sikho bhai

    • @varunkumar1325
      @varunkumar1325 5 років тому +1

      @@vaibhav1644 sikh rha hu class li h😅

  • @Infinite_Precision
    @Infinite_Precision 5 років тому

    Maza aa gya kasam se bhai😂🤣😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂
    Too good!👌🔥

  • @Ish.shubham
    @Ish.shubham 5 років тому +3

    Love u sir ji for this
    Scorpio nhi fortuner aa gyi ab tu ❤️❤️❤️😘😚

  • @deepakkaushik6363
    @deepakkaushik6363 5 років тому

    boht dukh hua jab video khatm hue bhai mann krr raa tha sunni jaaun bss keep up the good work bro...

  • @hiteshaggarwal6443
    @hiteshaggarwal6443 4 роки тому +63

    Apart from Anubhav Bassi's "Cheating" no other video made my laugh this much 😅🤘

    • @mansipatel7196
      @mansipatel7196 4 роки тому +1

      Agreed 👍

    • @PrinceRaj-ne7ez
      @PrinceRaj-ne7ez 4 роки тому +2

      I think Abhishek upmanyu is also good...

    • @ishantshukla233
      @ishantshukla233 4 роки тому

      @@PrinceRaj-ne7ez He's OP Bro

    • @therisingones
      @therisingones 4 роки тому

      @@ishantshukla233 Op means??

    • @ishantshukla233
      @ishantshukla233 4 роки тому +3

      @@therisingones Overpowered , we usually refer this while playing pubg whenever a teammate does something extraordinary. Hope you get it :)

  • @neerajdahiya592
    @neerajdahiya592 4 роки тому +2

    Apka vo jaat dost bda mst h vaise. 🤟... haryana k haryanviyon ki tt bat ae nyari ho ss ladle🤟🤟 😎😎