I liked the movie but I can't argue with this. While watching Dominion, I literally muttered "I'm using the Force" under my breath in reference to Owen at one point. 😆
THANK YOU!!! When the girl did it I almost shouted in the theater, "Give me a f****** break!" Instead I rolled my eyes so far back in my head I saw my brain.
This is a subtle reference to the fact that we were just barely spared a Colin Trevorrow Star Wars movie (and if you think the Abrams/Terrio-penned Episode 9 was a mess, hoo boy you don't know what Colin wanted to do with his version).
No joke, a better idea for the sequels should’ve been anthology like. The second movie after World should’ve been someone who was left behind in the island and it’s basically a Dino Crisis movie.
That's actually the plot of Jurassic Park: Camp Cretaceous. It's an animated children's show on Netflix and it's surprisingly dark. This group of teenagers has to survive all alone on Isla Nublar after Jurassic World, they get chased by dinosaurs, adults even die. Can recommend it!
In a world where dinosaurs live among humans, I’d agree that mosquito bites and bugs would still be way more irritating than the fifth velociraptor siting of the week
Critique the film all you wish, you cannot deny the Morb-o-Saurus was a fantastic addition. When it roared it’s iconic line “It’s Morbin Time!”, and all the dinos bowed down to their true leader, I genuinely shed tears. Masterpiece.
This is gonna be some in the history books type of events and its gonna actually be remembered by the phrase “Its morbin time”. Like this is a story I’ll tell my grandchildren.
I’m surprised they didn’t bring humanity to extinction when it said that. I mean it could’ve but the morbisarus decided to co exist with humanity… What a chad…
the biggest issues these films have is that they’re trying to expand the world when in reality they should be shrinking it; give us smaller, claustrophobic sets and situations, with practically effects. no green screens and unnecessary cg. let us feel for the characters and heighten the stakes that way. I’ve always wanted to see an ominous underwater scene in the same vein as jaws.
i completely agree with your point in that, on a smaller scale, the smaller pieces of horror should be small scale like the kitchen scene from the original film, but on a larger, more general scale, i think they shouldve expanded the world more. despite supposedly being about dinosaurs roaming the world, the main part of the movie is just another closed-in park-escape setup, and it felt like such a waste this time around.
Honestly, I mostly agree with you on this except for one thing-I feel like so many prehistoric creatures were shown, but not given any time. For example, the quetzalcoatlus that attacked the plane only got one brief scene, same for the pyroraptor and atrociraptor. They didn’t get enough time, and were straight up forgotten. The people didn’t come here for humans, they came for prehistoric animals. They advertised scientific accuracy, but their feathered dinosaurs didn’t even look accurate. Another rip off. Not only that, but why LOCUSTS? There are so many other animals to fill that role. What about a bunch of griffon flies? That would be awesome! I loved the dimetrodon, but it got hardly any screen time. I would’ve loved to see so many new creatures (Scutosaurus, Anomalocaris, trilobites, gorgonopsids, mammoths, wooly rhinos, smilodon, Daeodon, etc) appear, but they didn’t. I enjoyed the film, but was still disappointed.
@@BuddSidewinder This is the first time ever that I've seen anyone say that they prefer the humans over the scary spooky dinos lol. Even the first Jurassic Park movie had human characters that were bland except for Goldbloom (pretty much cartoon characters). I hate these human stories because they are just boring clones of characters from Marvel movies, modern Godzilla/King Kong Monsterverse, and the 2010s Star Wars movies. Examples such as ruining serious moments with those awkward dad and Gen Z Rick and Morty jokes(I hate Rick and Morty so much lmao), the characters all being clean and with makeup on despite going through a post apocalyptic event, and boring acting that is just copied and pasted. I forget who the main characters are in this movie lol. I think that the little girl has Dinosaur DNA in her, but they never do anything interesting with this and all I remember about her is the fact that she let all those Dinos loose into the world and that's it. 2019 Godzilla King of the Monsters had so much potential, with the CGi monster battles being so much fun but the movie is sooooo boring because those human character stories hog 2/3 of the spotlight.
they're still so laser focused on making the dinosaurs scary they'd never make them realistic. that theri straight up looked like it had mange. disgostang.
@@RockNRollSurf Well, I guess we'll agree to disagree. I don't like all the JP characters. Like Maisie releasing the dinosaurs in Fallen Kingdom, and then her lame clone storyline in JWD really grated my nerves. I tend to favor characters from the first and second movie. I enjoy the dinosaurs, don't get me wrong, but once I read the novels, I fell in love with the characters.
As a hardcore Jurassic fan, this film was pretty "rushed" and the plot failed because they were just focusing on Locusts.. plus I feel they didn't give Rexy enough credit in the film as they portrayed her to be unable to defeat the Giga all on her own. The Therizinosaurus was cool to have but it just didn't fit into the final battle scene. The only good scenes were pretty much when Dodgson was killed off by the Dilophosaurus and when the T-Rex first appeared during the early final scene to face the Giga on a 1v1.. overall the film could had been way better.. it just seemed (as you pointed out) "lazy"
Yeah hate that the rex always needs help in the Jurassic world movies I mean if you have watched the original Jurassic park which I'm gonna assume you have the trex was terrifying and now it's just there to be Be basically for nostalgia and the nostalgia isn't even Saving it the Jurassic movies have lost there magic
@@midekubrandio8592 most likely it was~ but then again imagine if it wasn't, would had also been cool~ cuz it wouldn't had made her look weak during the first scene. Although that part was pretty realistic
HIGHLY recommend Prehistoric Planet! If all you want is dinosaurs, that is the thing to watch! On top of that, they are based on real world science rather than whatever the fuck is going on with jurassic park.
Also a youtube series made by an indie animator called Dinosauria! Both that series and Prehistoric Planet treat dinosaurs as proper animals than bloodthristy monsters, unlike JP/JW. Dinosauria focuses more on storytelling than a PP's documentary format, so I'd only consider it semi-realistic, but it's still leagues better for dino representation than the Jurassic franchise imo. It gets bonus points for stunning and beautifulluy stylized animation that combines 2D textures and 3D models
@@Rainygirl3100 OMG YES DINOSAURIA IS SOOO GOOD! Dead Sound does such a phenomenal job with his animations as soon as I saw that he was the guy making Dinosauria I knew it would be good after having watched Autodale! He actually has some older dinosaur animations on his channel too if I'm not mistaken although I haven't watched them so I can't say anything about them
For real. I have no idea what the writers were thinking while writing this. “The original characters infiltrate this big evil corporation that’s also from the first movie and they encounter a dinosaur that’s even bigger than the T. rex and then there’s mutant bugs and then….”
@@fearodactyl2886 it was a movie for preteens lol sry it wasn't made for emotionally stunned adults but tbh you guys would have bitched about it anyway ;)
I find it funny that the original Jurassic Park had only 15 minutes of dinosaur screen-time yet it used the scenes with the dinosaurs to the fullest and was still able to create an impactful experience with clever writing. This movie had way more dinosaur content and yet it still felt like a boring mess.
This movie was crap. The whole Jurassic World trilogy did nothing to make me interested in dinosaurs again. When the heroes start acting like caricatures instead of normal human adults and the dinosaurs start acting like Pokemon or something out of Marvel Universe you know there's a problem. Dominion was about a kidnapping to stop a locust plague while they kept throwing different dinosaurs in our faces to give us the illusion it was about dinosaurs. I wanted to see Dr. Alan Grant back in a leader type role again and here he is being an aloof nobody for two and a half hours. Why did they bother having the original cast if they were just going to be irrelevant?
I still cant get over the fact that the first Jurassic World had a villain whos evil plan was to militarize dinousaurs like weapons and a guy that trained velocirraptors like dogs HOW tf do you come up with something so stupid sweet Jesus
@@SolisFactor Yet Michael was wise enough to focus on the more probable aspects of bringing back animals to life (ethics, dangers, power) rather than the action-ny stuff.
@@SolisFactor while it's still pretty dumb, it was a lot less dumb in 1990 when we didn't have hyper advanced drones and other advanced weaponry that would make a velociraptor useless.
"Haven't watched this movie (or any of the Jurassic world movies) but I can say that some good came of this, as a week before the movie premiered, my local cinema aired the original Jurassic Park which I had never seen before. It was pretty good! So there's that I guess." - Godzilla
Sounds even worse than I expected. I walked out early during the last one. For me, I lost interest in the franchise once they made the raptors pets that had to be protected from the bad guys. These are supposed to be terrifying, unpredictable, wild, vicious hunting monsters.
Or just wild animals, part of the charm Jurassic Park and The Lost World have is that they treat the dinosaurs like they are you know...Animals. But ever since Jurassic World they've been steadily humanizing the dinosaurs which just seems stupid. And that's not even counting the shitty writing, directing, pacing and story boarding of the previous two JW movies.
@@biffmcspandex7748 To be fair, I watched it with Moviepass, so I didn't feel like I was out much money, but I feel strongly that I probably would have walked out at full price. It comes down to it not feeling like its worth your time, and you'd rather do something else.
Within the first 10 minutes I knew I had made a mistake going to see it. I was expecting (like most I assume) a big dumb blockbuster with a lackluster plot and characters but a lot of cool Dino action, which the last 2 movies delivered on fairly well. But like Karsten says, this movie was just straight up boring. You could tell no one making this gave a single shit, even the camera work and editing is bad and the dialogue was some of the worst I’ve ever seen in. Like why did they try to shoehorn in awkward gen z lingo in lines for like 60 year old characters. If you wanted a fun dinosaur movie, sorry! but at least you’ll get to hear Laura Dern say “he slid in my dms”.
So glad I’ve busy the past couple of weeks and haven’t had a chance to go. Def not sitting there for 2.5 hours.💀 Although the Jurassic World movies haven’t been the best movies ever-they’ve been entertaining, and the action’s pretty good. Sad to see this movie was made just to…be made? Like, they didn’t have to make a third one.
Okay, why wasn't the pilot Ian's daughter from Lost World? That could have given Malcolm something to do other than throw metalines out about why he didn't like "Jurassic World"
Because it was fun & engaging and some of us actually *noticed* the amount of dinosaurs that appeared as well as understood the focus on a threat that would endanger humans & dinosaurs alike due to them co-existing with each other.
I agree completely. It was underwhelming. But also, so ridiculous, and dumb! There was a scene where a guy barricaded himself, hiding from “the bad raptors” that were trying to get him. He’s jabbing at the raptor with a metal rod, and then looks up and sees a latched door. He starts banging on it with his fist, but then finally pulls out his gun and shoots the latch…. Like, you mean he had a gun the whole time? God forbid, you shoot the dinosaur trying to kill you, wait until it’s almost too late and shoot the latch? C’mon! This was one of many instances that really made me roll my eyes and sigh relief when the film was over.
Dude we literally just got off Top Gun Maverick, a legacy sequel that not only feels deserved, but almost better than the original Top Gun. Now we're right back to terrible legacy sequels all over again
@@SoapNugget yeah it true is!! Proving that Tom Cruise is probably the only actor that can make A good 6th movie(mission impossible) and a good legacy sequel 🤣
I was excited to see what they were gonna do with the dinosaurs being loose throughout the world, but by the half hour mark I was ready to walk out. The only redeeming part was the cast (some of them)
When watching, not a single person clapped person clapped or cheered at any point. It was just silence. I had a legit headache while watching, I felt like I was watching Fast and Furious with bugs, the cast, and a speck of dinosaurs and it left me with shock. 6/10
@@santinostudios4254 I enjoyed the action scenes but one of them felt out of place for me. 6.5 - 7/ 10 at best but a 7.5 for a movie to play in the background of a party.
Pacing, direction and storytelling. Everything missing from Dominion and pretty much 90% of modern blockbusters. Let it go extinct, that way we can look to fresh ideas and concepts. And better films overall.
I saw this today . I wanted this movie to be Dawn for the Planet of the Apes with Dinosaurs what we we got was a Sci-Fi version of Mission Impossible with Dinosaurs and giant locusts and i'm so disappointed . I feel so flat and empty at the end of this movie . The action in this movie whilst big and plentiful had least tension of any Jurassic Movie although I did like when the Dilophosaurus group killed Dodgson. The setup from the end of Fallen Kingdom felt wasted . The fact Dominion wasted Fallen Kingdom setup makes Fallen Kingdom look even worse.
It's been what 4 years but the city all still intact~ The human still alive with meat eating dinosaur around walking freely anytime can devour the shet out of you. But still everyone like Oo I co-exist with dinosaur. Come on man, a Lion free from a cage the whole county in code red. This is like make no sense instead they treat them like farm animal lol.
There's a surprising amount of people in the Jurassic fandom that clap like brain damaged seals at every half assed continuation and just demand MORE DINOSAURS! MORE ACTION! its people like this that are responsible for Hollywood shitting out low quality sequels and reboots that destroy an entire IP's legacy of greatness.
Yeah, this was bad, which I expected from Colin Trevorrow. But even for a "shut your brain off" movie, which is how fans of this crap insist you watch it, I was mostly bored and frustrated by how contrived it was. You have to be braindead, a toddler, or just not paying attention to anything on screen to ignore how badly written/directed/edited it is. Also bringing the original trio back for this garbage plot, and attempting to "modernize" them by having them say shit like "slid into my DM's" was cringe and way out of character... I'll always love the original, but I'm done with this franchise. Also Hollywood, stop hiring Treverrow.
The best thing they could do to save it, as I've been saying for a while, is to make the next installment a back-to-basics throwback... As a video game, like Uncharted meeting Resident evil on dino island. But I'm also certain they won't do that, so eh.
I found the movie extremely stupid but I had a good laugh watching it. The Star Wars and James Bond stuff all over the movie (especially in Malta) was hilarious.
100% my cousin and i hate watched it (we’re both huge fans of the original, he walked down the aisle to the original JP theme and JP got me into first paleontology and then it morphed into a life long anthropology fascination and worldview. The movie basically changedy life direction) JWD was insulting. I normally could shut my brain off but i absolutely couldnt. We were actively in shock at how bad this film is.
never at any point in the movie did I ever feel like the main characters were in danger.. something I loved about the original films. they were so suspenseful, you went into each movie wondering who was going to make it out.
The dinosaurs were always the most interesting aspects of this franchise, but when you shift the focus to the human protagonists, it's less compelling.
So not true. The first "Jurrasic Park" is build on characters. In fact that was what Spielberg was focusing on. He said he didn't care for dinosaurs if they weren't shown from human perspective. And look how many interesting you got in the first one: 3 scientists, each one unique, excentric billionaire, greedy computer guy, Samuel L. Jackson computer guy, Robert the safari guy, 2 kids: one knows UNIX and is little scream queen, the other is a dino nerd and comic relief. That's 9 characters in 120 minute movie, each getting their moment. And you also get T-Rex and raptors. Come on man!
I wholeheartedly disagree. First movie had iconic characters which it's arguably the reason it became a classic. Alan, Ellie, Malcolm, Hammond, Nedry, even the Samuel Jackson character and Dodgson were super memorable.
My dad walking out of the cinema was like, “there were 3 things wrong with this film, how it began (the fact it even did), how it went on (the fact it actually continued) and how it ended
I watched this last night - I could not stop LAUGHING - The first 5 minutes were like "What is going on? How did the entire WORLD get covered in Dinos - They only took 11 {Maybe a few more - According to the last MOVIE} species off the volcanic island - Where did all the other species appear from!?!", the entire movies made no sense - Why focus on Modified LOCUSTS over DINOSAURS!!! LOL!!!!!! The story was a mess, so many parts made no sense at all - Did a 4 year old write this?!? Good grief - I miss the old Jurassic Park movies - I'll stick to watching them - This is the WORST one of the lot!
Im a diehard jurassic fan, but this… this movie… shattered all my illusions and dreams of seeing what we all wanted. This is the biggest slap to the fans ever.
I feel like, at this point, the best thing they could do with this franchise is make a big-budget action horror game set around the time of the original films. Mostly because, as far as I can tell, everyone kind of wants that. The number of times I've heard people say they want Far Cry or Alien: Isolation but with dinosaurs is telling.
There does exist a game for VR on the Oculus Quest 2 called "Jurassic Park: Aftermath" and it's an Alien: Isolation type game set in precisely that time period and is well received. Of course, VR isn't all that popular and I wouldn't call it anything huge. I don't think you're wrong, I think people want Jurassic Park games.
@@airchompz true, but the fact something like that exists and... No one talks about it is kinda sad. I think because it never got a huge marketing push
you know you've messed up a review when one of the most popular Jurassic world youtubers is calling out your main argument, also, can we just bring up how he only discussed ONE scene. As well as some other stuff; He thinks the movie was about locusts when it clearly isn't, just because they play a big role in the film, doesn't make them the main point. He says "The plot isn't even a plot, it's just what happens after the last movie." Yes, that's called a sequel, buddy. He even ADMITTED he wasn't paying attention. He even said he spent most of the movie watching the kids in front of him doing stuff.
@@Sableantelopeenjoyer don't know about you but a movie with just dinosaurs and no plot behind it seems worse than any jurassic movie that could be created
I find the "it's not even about dinosaurs it's about locusts" funny because the last two jurassic worlds technically didn't focus on dinosaurs either... It focused on genetically modified "hybrids". That's always been Worlds' downfall
I never pull my phone out during a movie out of respect for others but this movie had me so uninterested I literally pulled out my phone several times just to check the time
There will be another Jurassic trilogy. Never believe when they say this is the end. No matter how bad this movie was, this won't stop them from making more. They know people love to see dinosaurs on the big screen. I give it 4-5 years until another one comes out. Maybe it'll be called Jurassic Evolution or something.
I am only 40 seconds in and I am cracking up at how identical our experiences were with these movies. The first one was fine! I swear I remember actually even liking it. I have zero memory of the second one… like to the point where I question if I even saw it? But I’m sure I did? Whatever, but you’re right- this third one was so so bad. I was super disappointed because the trailer made it seem like it was going to be very emotional and sweet.
I remember in the movie, there wasn't a single security personel with gun in the Biosyn facility which is also a dino preservation site. Was the site supposed to be a heavily guarded? What would happen if someone just went there and stole the dino? This movie is dumb
Cars 3 did a better conclusion than this BUG movie posing as a DINOSAUR film. I hated this movie so much lol. I left to go to the bathroom for like 30 minutes. I came back and like, I missed nothing. The plot is so bad that it just copped it out with BUGS. The pacing is terrible too. To the point where the end of the movie is just the most like uninteresting thing. It was so bad that near the end with the ladder scene, I hoped someone important would die and the end of the movie would be tribute to them. Its so bad and so uninteresting.
Lmao i hate using the bathroom during movies out of fear of missing something but I went during this movie and came back and literally missed nothing 🤣
5:43 I actually remember when I was watching it in theathers the audience was actually clapping when Sam Niell and Laura Dern appeared but it was only a handful and it just started to lessen each time until there was only one clap when all three of the original Jurrassic Park cast were together and then a really slight one when the villain died. It was really sad LMAO
I’ve had a lot of kids tell me that Dodgson is a new character but i keep telling them Dodgson’s been in Jurassic Park since the beginning don’t you know that iconic scene when he’s talking to Dennis Dodgson Dodgson we got Dodgson here
I was floored how bad this was, not just in terms of writing, and lack of any great set pieces, I mean say what you will about Fallen Kingdom, it had THAT volcano scene. Dumb yes, stupid absolutely but you remember it. But how bad the two leads have been for years in this trilogy, Howard and Pratt don't seem like they even like each other and thus can't raise anything beyond WHATEVER. This is the same guy who wrote the last two and directed the first JW and was supposed to do Star Wars and I'm shocked how bad he is at everything! Yikes
The problem I had with this movie is that all the marketing set up this film as being “The dinosaurs are in the real world, how do we deal with them” and then after like a small montage suddenly they are all placed inside a confined park. They had the best pitch for a sequel and then acted like they were going to do it before deciding to just do the same old format.
The movie is alright however I prefer the original Jurassic world movie 2015. My sister also say that it is boring and yeah kinda but at least the cast of Jurassic park in the movie atleast.
I can’t totally see your argument for this not having enough dinosaurs. I’d be surprised if any of the other films have more dinosaurs and varied species than this film. Does the direction do them justice? Not particularly, I’d give you that one. And I don’t see the issue with the locust subplot, the idea of a mega corporation using genetically modified (with Cretaceous genes) locusts to destroy all agriculture that isn’t of said mega corporation is a pretty compelling sci-fi idea that neatly relates to what the Amazon’s of the world currently do. Is it as compelling as the simple fact dinosaurs are running wild across the planet? No. But considering the last two films, militarising dinosaurs and selling dinosaurs to millionaires in a big mansion, I think locusts has them beat. I think I’m the only person on the planet that was entertained with this film. No it isn’t amazing, and I would love if it tried to be but frankly nothing past the first film has IMO.
I liked it too. For the most part. The original 3 was what interested me, and I did understand that plot. It actually felt like the most realistic part. The whole Maisie/Claire/Owen/Blue thing felt like a bad Taken ripoff.
@@PittsburghSportsFan35 yeah the whole James Bond espionage bit was a very strange stylistic choice but I can’t deny I still enjoyed that because it fully committed to it. I had watched fallen kingdom the night before and was mostly annoyed it was like a haunted house movie but they couldn’t even commit to making it a haunted house movie. (By haunted house I just mean a dinosaur running around stalking people in a big mansion)
I actually quite like the locust thing, it feels like something from the novels and applies the genetic power present in the jurassic park movies to something other than dinosaurs, which is the logical next step and Jeff Goldblum literally told us genetic power wouldn't stop with the deextinction of the dinosaurs in the last movie
I also loved that plot hook. it's a shame the rest of the fell behind though. Aside from the super locust, the "team up" and a look into black market stuff, I just wasn't interested in anything. and don't get me fucking started on the "feathered Fucker"
in a vacuum it could have been good but it came at the cost of completely ignoring the "dinosaurs living among humans" thing, which was the whole set up of the movie in the first place
With it having "Dominion" at the title. I thought it would be about humans struggling against Dinosaurs that were let loose in JW 2 and that Dinosaurs adapting to human weapons and tech. Was expecting a survival story in a world overrun by Dinosaur but we barely even get Dinos
But that story is unrealistic, at most 25 dinosaurs were released in JWFK, most of different species, definitely not enough to cause some Planet Of The Apes stuff like one would believe, there’s simply just too little dinosaurs
Literally the entire movie is just people being chased by dinosaurs. like I dreaded whenever i saw I dinosaur in this movie because it’s just like will they all make it out safe? Yes. Yes they will. Every single time. No injuries either, just a scrape in the hand. Like 6 people being CONSTANTLY being chased by dinos and not a SINGLE injury
I wanna cry when "spoilers" alan leave his hat at dimetrodon this time billy or owen or anyone didn't save it that's the moment where I think this franchise is actually ended
There was ONE THING I always looked forward to in these movies- the big bad getting ripped to shreads. But all it was was just some ass clown and the dinos from the first movie that killed the other evil scientist but then it just cut to black??? Like bitch, i came to see people get DE-FUCKING-STROYED but no. The most i got was -🌟*some guy*🌟- get his arm knawed off as chris pratt watched. Bro. Thats not it.
I liked this movie. Why is this movie getting so much hate? Movie reviewers and critics are wrong! Not to mention this movie was not a failure. It made over 1 billion dollars in the box office. This movie is underrated!
I liked it but there was a bunch of errors still like many characters didn’t get that much development, rushed ending with those characters, story was just bland like again saving another dinosaur and going into a Dino area. Villain was typical and some of the acting was bad. Jokes were ok but didn’t land. The throwbacks were also ok like it was mentioned but then it was either fast or not important. For me action and many of the shots (landscapes, Dino’s, and ending) was what saved it for me. The worst part tho was them transitions like kept going from one place, to another and it wasn’t a built up and rushed. I feel like only die hard Jurassic park fans will like it but causal fans like me will watch it but be forgettable
Jurassic World was only tolerable to me because it was like a meta cry for help. It was self aware. The movie was warning the dangers of messing with a formula that worked, now trying to sex it up. Hence why the Dinosaurs kill the Frankenstein creation. The end. But it inevitably, didn't stop. Jurassic Park has this funny ironic inability to yell cut. JP was the biggest blockbuster of it's time. It was a family movie, but a survival horror with themes of science commercialised and provoked thought. They should have left it there. But No we need a sequel. I actually love Lost World, until the last act, but it did thematically what the Original set out to do. Conservation message, the good the bad and provide both sides against survival horror... Sure it was a bit silly, but the characters made up for it Then Spielberg had a nightmare. It became a monster movie. In all senses
I do have to say it could've been better and different and the ending could've been different like Rexy finally laying her own offspring to continue her own legacy and the fight with the Gigantosaurus could've been better like a one on one fight like Godzilla vs Kong only one can rule the Modern Era
This movie set a new standard on just how bad movies can be. It appeared they used the 1st draft of the script and the 1st takes only to partner with horrific sloppy editing and acting. Literally 3 hour train wreck.
i’m in Oslo at the moment, and movie tickets come out to over 20$ CAD, i paid that much for this. Multiple people walked out of my screening. Can’t wait for the next one in 20 years
The Jurassic movies are literally my favorite franchise but as soon as Jurassic World got more movies, it went so downhill. Like I didn't even remember the people from the 2nd Jurassic World movie and had to ask my dad, I dont even know why they needed the clone stuff to be included, it was so confusing. Plus, them trying to be historically accurate is so embarrassing because its clear they just want, and I quote, "more teeth" at this point its not about dinosaurs, its just an action movie. Tbh, the only reason I liked this movie somewhat was because of the references, but even then there weren't alot. Im disappointed but not surprised.
This is my writing a conspiracy, but it sounds like Colin Treverrow got really spicy over them kicking him off Star Wars so he decided to inflict his full wrath on Jurassic World. Locusts and Clones and stuff...who cares. I just want Dinosaurs. I was going to see this tonight but after every review has said that even the dinosaur stuff isn't that great and there's not much of it, I don't see the point of contributing to their box office. They should have just made a movie where dinosaurs found a habitat in Florida (because everything invades Florida) and now like you gotta worry about dinosaurs on your way to Starbucks.
That theory about Trevorrow makes way too much sense lol. It felt like he wrote this script as passively and carelessly as possible... It should also be noted that the co-writer did Pacific Rim: Uprising, another terrible sequel. This movie had no hope of being good with those two involved in the script.
Yay, it’s the most disaster conclusion that I wanted to give up the franchise. Funny enough that I went through the 4DX screening and this dude near to me and decided to give up watching the movie and then he seen his phone by watching sports and he didn’t give a crap then just moving the seats like a roller coaster. I didn’t expect to see that spectacular, now it’s started to find this crap Dino movie a letdown and baffling mess.
I was so mad this heaping pile of disappointment was screening on my local IMAX theater. I hadn't seen Top Gun: Maverick at the time, and I was hyped to watch it on IMAX... but nope, the only IMAX theater was screening this damn thing.
it's not really worse than the previuos film. once we assume that this trilogy is more Disney-ish and less of a sci-fi thriller (like the original was) we can appreciate them for what they are. A more campy over the top movie with dinosaurs. it has some cool scenes and visuals. also new concepts and ideas and beautiful shots
When the dinos were in the city running around after the bike I was thinking about the Tintin movie and waiting for Haddock in his pink dress to show up
I actually found this film very entertaining. Probably the most entertaining sequel to have been released since the first Jurassic Park film IMO. As it stands it's my second favorite besides the first film being my absolute favorite. To me Dominion came close to capturing the magic and excitement of the first film. While it's not as complex as the first film, it was still a solid globe trotting adventure and I didn't mind the focus on locusts. I actually found it refreshing for the threat to not be dinosaurs this time, and I like how the focus on dinosaurs in the modern world was framed as more of an exercise in coexisting with other parts of nature and wildlife. It was a nice sentiment that I'm glad they focused on. I never walked in expecting anything different from that tbh and I think that's probably one of the reasons why I enjoyed it more. The film definitely has a slow start, but I think from the chase sequence in Malta all the way to the very end is when the film picks up ALOT of steam for me. I also think the cast did great, both the new and the old. It was great seeing the trio from the first film come back to cap things off. Yeah it was just an overall entertaining 2 hours for me. I had fun with this movie.
I just hate how lazy it seemed. The introduction and conclusion were both just expository info dumps BOTH in the form of a News story to either catch us up or wrap things up. The latter of the two doesn’t even have a visible news anchor, so it could’ve been some random narrator for all we know. For four years, Dominion was marketed as being the one about the dinosaurs all over the world and that’s what being dealt with- - Within 5 minutes of the movie, we’re told people have “somewhat” assimilated with the dinosaurs, and that’s exactly where we are at the end of the movie. There is no development other than the absolute cartoon villain story of Biosyn. Why are there villains in “Jurassic”? I suppose Dennis and Ingen are pseudo villains in the first two, but why are these last three (and these last two in particular) setting so much time aside for a poorly written villain. You have dinosaurs in your movie bro, focus on dinosaurs. Edit: I thought there were like twelve species in Jurassic World. Besides the big boy dinos in that and Fallen Kingdom, I feel like I’ve seen so many weird ass types of dinosaurs- a lot more than twelve.
I left when they just all happened to show up at the same place with the stolen girl, baby dinosaur, and title characters. Was too cheesy. Had my kids there too, playing with the chairs laying on their stomachs facing away from the screen.
I was expecting for some zombie apocalypse vibes. Humans try to survive from these predators, hiding from them but no. They make them like a normal predator (Lion, Tiger, and Cheetah). And some company sht make them as a dog pets or bodyguard
This. Since the movie has "DOMINION" on its title, it would be cool if the entire world is dominated by Dinosaurs and humans struggling in the new world. But no, its locusts
Well it seems like you just don't even understand one of the biggest points of the franchise, that these creatures are NOT MONSTERS, they are animals, and tell me, how often do bears go on rampages in cities, yeah. The point is that a rex wouldn't need to go rampage in the city because it would have food where it lives.
Everyone acts like they are so surprised this movie turned out to be garbage, but it was obvious from the trailer it was going to be schlock filled Marvel esque shit show. But there's a surprising amount of people in the Jurassic fandom that clap like brain damaged seals at every half assed continuation and just demand MORE DINOSAURS! MORE ACTION! its people like this that are responsible for Hollywood shitting out low quality sequels and reboots that destroy an entire IP's legacy of greatness.
Every film ranked JP 1 - Masterpiece JP 2 - Underrated JP 3 - Decent, did not deserve the hate JW - Was ok, did not feel JPish D & FK equally bad, don't know which one was worse
I don't know what everyones problem is? I loved the movie! It had lots of Dinosaurs, the original characters were back, the plot was half Decent, lots of call backs to Earlier Jurassic park films, good Villan, good villain death. It was a good movie. The Critics don't like it however fans ( like me) love it look at Rotten Tomatoes if you don't believe me!
You might be the one other person than me who'd rank The Lost World that low. Granted, most of that is it was the first movie I didn't like, and also the potential of it is just better than the movie, save for a few cool set pieces.
The whole hand thing with the dinosaurs reminded me of how to train your dragon. Made me laugh when the girl (forgot her name but the young special one with blond hair) put her hand out with blues kid and everyone stopped with these amazed faces.
Ok an epic action packed final Jurassic movie, a simple fun blockbuster casts old and new, pretty simple. How do you FUCK this up? Locusts are far more interesting.
i work at a cinema and i understood the entire vague plot of this film in the 2 minutes of combined screen checks I've done. I don't know how to feel about that
i think at some point in the beginning of the movie, i just started staring at laura dern and stopped paying attention to whatever plot was there. she is so pretty :)
If I had a dollar for every time they held their hands out at the dinosaurs like they were using the force…
I liked the movie but I can't argue with this. While watching Dominion, I literally muttered "I'm using the Force" under my breath in reference to Owen at one point. 😆
THANK YOU!!! When the girl did it I almost shouted in the theater, "Give me a f****** break!" Instead I rolled my eyes so far back in my head I saw my brain.
I swear, that shit gets so tired! Chris prat just sticking out his hand to a fucking T-rex and shit 🤦♂️
This is a subtle reference to the fact that we were just barely spared a Colin Trevorrow Star Wars movie (and if you think the Abrams/Terrio-penned Episode 9 was a mess, hoo boy you don't know what Colin wanted to do with his version).
Yeah that made me laugh. It’s like…you have never met that enormous apex predator and they have no idea what that signal means
No joke, a better idea for the sequels should’ve been anthology like. The second movie after World should’ve been someone who was left behind in the island and it’s basically a Dino Crisis movie.
Isn’t that the plot of JP 3 (which I actually kind of like)
That's actually the plot of Jurassic Park: Camp Cretaceous. It's an animated children's show on Netflix and it's surprisingly dark. This group of teenagers has to survive all alone on Isla Nublar after Jurassic World, they get chased by dinosaurs, adults even die. Can recommend it!
There is a little kids show about thay
@@lisacz9627 camp cretacious is unwatchable
@@spetterpoepje3192 really? It’s a really good show imo
In a world where dinosaurs live among humans, I’d agree that mosquito bites and bugs would still be way more irritating than the fifth velociraptor siting of the week
Yeah plus the "bugs" would have actually caused famine rather than Bob the hunter getting killed every once and a while
@@Torrent263 Exactly
i just feel like they went too big trying to do jurassic WORLD. maybe next time they should start with something smaller, like a park!
NICK?? What r u doing here??
You can only make so many movies about a Dino park where shi goes wrong lol
Not a park. A conflict.
hahahahagagahgaha
i liked the film
Dont tell me to go to hell little assholes please,Thank you
Critique the film all you wish, you cannot deny the Morb-o-Saurus was a fantastic addition. When it roared it’s iconic line “It’s Morbin Time!”, and all the dinos bowed down to their true leader, I genuinely shed tears. Masterpiece.
Its morbin time 🥶🥶😭😭😭😭
This is gonna be some in the history books type of events and its gonna actually be remembered by the phrase “Its morbin time”. Like this is a story I’ll tell my grandchildren.
I’m surprised they didn’t bring humanity to extinction when it said that. I mean it could’ve but the morbisarus decided to co exist with humanity…
What a chad…
The fact Alan Grant had to use the 7 dragon balls to defeat it speaks wonders about how strong it is.
Truly a morb-piece.
the biggest issues these films have is that they’re trying to expand the world when in reality they should be shrinking it; give us smaller, claustrophobic sets and situations, with practically effects. no green screens and unnecessary cg. let us feel for the characters and heighten the stakes that way. I’ve always wanted to see an ominous underwater scene in the same vein as jaws.
i completely agree with your point in that, on a smaller scale, the smaller pieces of horror should be small scale like the kitchen scene from the original film, but on a larger, more general scale, i think they shouldve expanded the world more. despite supposedly being about dinosaurs roaming the world, the main part of the movie is just another closed-in park-escape setup, and it felt like such a waste this time around.
Ahh, finally the people of culture! 100% agree with you, especially about the claustrophobic thing.
Honestly, I mostly agree with you on this except for one thing-I feel like so many prehistoric creatures were shown, but not given any time. For example, the quetzalcoatlus that attacked the plane only got one brief scene, same for the pyroraptor and atrociraptor. They didn’t get enough time, and were straight up forgotten. The people didn’t come here for humans, they came for prehistoric animals. They advertised scientific accuracy, but their feathered dinosaurs didn’t even look accurate. Another rip off. Not only that, but why LOCUSTS? There are so many other animals to fill that role. What about a bunch of griffon flies? That would be awesome! I loved the dimetrodon, but it got hardly any screen time. I would’ve loved to see so many new creatures (Scutosaurus, Anomalocaris, trilobites, gorgonopsids, mammoths, wooly rhinos, smilodon, Daeodon, etc) appear, but they didn’t. I enjoyed the film, but was still disappointed.
Uh…I came for the human characters. I like the dinosaurs, but I actually love the human characters more. Except Maisie. Ugh. So annoying.
I wanted to see Dr. Alan Grant in a leading role again but in this movie they made him practically useless. Ellie and Malcolm weren't much better.
@@BuddSidewinder This is the first time ever that I've seen anyone say that they prefer the humans over the scary spooky dinos lol. Even the first Jurassic Park movie had human characters that were bland except for Goldbloom (pretty much cartoon characters). I hate these human stories because they are just boring clones of characters from Marvel movies, modern Godzilla/King Kong Monsterverse, and the 2010s Star Wars movies. Examples such as ruining serious moments with those awkward dad and Gen Z Rick and Morty jokes(I hate Rick and Morty so much lmao), the characters all being clean and with makeup on despite going through a post apocalyptic event, and boring acting that is just copied and pasted. I forget who the main characters are in this movie lol. I think that the little girl has Dinosaur DNA in her, but they never do anything interesting with this and all I remember about her is the fact that she let all those Dinos loose into the world and that's it. 2019 Godzilla King of the Monsters had so much potential, with the CGi monster battles being so much fun but the movie is sooooo boring because those human character stories hog 2/3 of the spotlight.
they're still so laser focused on making the dinosaurs scary they'd never make them realistic. that theri straight up looked like it had mange. disgostang.
@@RockNRollSurf Well, I guess we'll agree to disagree. I don't like all the JP characters. Like Maisie releasing the dinosaurs in Fallen Kingdom, and then her lame clone storyline in JWD really grated my nerves. I tend to favor characters from the first and second movie. I enjoy the dinosaurs, don't get me wrong, but once I read the novels, I fell in love with the characters.
As a hardcore Jurassic fan, this film was pretty "rushed" and the plot failed because they were just focusing on Locusts.. plus I feel they didn't give Rexy enough credit in the film as they portrayed her to be unable to defeat the Giga all on her own. The Therizinosaurus was cool to have but it just didn't fit into the final battle scene. The only good scenes were pretty much when Dodgson was killed off by the Dilophosaurus and when the T-Rex first appeared during the early final scene to face the Giga on a 1v1.. overall the film could had been way better.. it just seemed (as you pointed out) "lazy"
You can tell who plays ARK lol
I’m pretty sure that T. rex wasn’t Rexy. There wasn’t any scars on it
Yeah hate that the rex always needs help in the Jurassic world movies
I mean if you have watched the original Jurassic park which I'm gonna assume you have the trex was terrifying and now it's just there to be
Be basically for nostalgia and the nostalgia isn't even Saving it the Jurassic movies have lost there magic
@@SikkiNixx1989 hahaha makes me wanna reinstall back this game just to see some dinosaurs
@@midekubrandio8592 most likely it was~ but then again imagine if it wasn't, would had also been cool~ cuz it wouldn't had made her look weak during the first scene. Although that part was pretty realistic
i was just upset that there was no vin diesel post credit scene cameo talking about how they gotta race the dinos for *family*
Oddly enough, me too lol
W h a t
HIGHLY recommend Prehistoric Planet! If all you want is dinosaurs, that is the thing to watch! On top of that, they are based on real world science rather than whatever the fuck is going on with jurassic park.
Also a youtube series made by an indie animator called Dinosauria! Both that series and Prehistoric Planet treat dinosaurs as proper animals than bloodthristy monsters, unlike JP/JW. Dinosauria focuses more on storytelling than a PP's documentary format, so I'd only consider it semi-realistic, but it's still leagues better for dino representation than the Jurassic franchise imo. It gets bonus points for stunning and beautifulluy stylized animation that combines 2D textures and 3D models
@Harry Prehistoric Planet is basically updated Walking with Dinosaurs with better animation and more scientific accuracy
I like that carnotaurus there. It's hilarious and sad at the same time lol
As someone who’s favorite dinosaur is carnotaurus, I HIGHLY agree that everyone should give PP a watch.
@@Rainygirl3100 OMG YES DINOSAURIA IS SOOO GOOD! Dead Sound does such a phenomenal job with his animations as soon as I saw that he was the guy making Dinosauria I knew it would be good after having watched Autodale! He actually has some older dinosaur animations on his channel too if I'm not mistaken although I haven't watched them so I can't say anything about them
The movie felt so much like a fanfic, and yeah all the Jurassic Park sequels feel like that but this just goes on another level
For real. I have no idea what the writers were thinking while writing this. “The original characters infiltrate this big evil corporation that’s also from the first movie and they encounter a dinosaur that’s even bigger than the T. rex and then there’s mutant bugs and then….”
@@fearodactyl2886 it was a movie for preteens lol sry it wasn't made for emotionally stunned adults but tbh you guys would have bitched about it anyway ;)
a badly written fanfic at that, i've read some JW fanfics that were much better and actually deserved to be put on the big screen
Aye, that is offensive to fanfics (but seriously though there are fanfics that are better than what this movie was aiming for)
@@fernthaisetthawatkul5569 i read a jw dominion fanfic where ultimasaurus was the final villain
I find it funny that the original Jurassic Park had only 15 minutes of dinosaur screen-time yet it used the scenes with the dinosaurs to the fullest and was still able to create an impactful experience with clever writing. This movie had way more dinosaur content and yet it still felt like a boring mess.
But the storyline is about dinosaurs, not bugs.
This movie was crap. The whole Jurassic World trilogy did nothing to make me interested in dinosaurs again. When the heroes start acting like caricatures instead of normal human adults and the dinosaurs start acting like Pokemon or something out of Marvel Universe you know there's a problem. Dominion was about a kidnapping to stop a locust plague while they kept throwing different dinosaurs in our faces to give us the illusion it was about dinosaurs. I wanted to see Dr. Alan Grant back in a leader type role again and here he is being an aloof nobody for two and a half hours. Why did they bother having the original cast if they were just going to be irrelevant?
Smh wow, sounds horrible
Best JW D. review from the internet. It sucked so hard and you are 100% right about the movie and how it felt!
2 words for the original cast:
Nostalgia Bait.
I still cant get over the fact that the first Jurassic World had a villain whos evil plan was to militarize dinousaurs like weapons and a guy that trained velocirraptors like dogs HOW tf do you come up with something so stupid sweet Jesus
Ask Michael Crichton that, who explicitly mentioned the possibility for military applications of dinosaurs in the first JP book... So...
It might be stupid but god knows SOMEONE would try that if the scenario was real 💀
@@SolisFactor Yet Michael was wise enough to focus on the more probable aspects of bringing back animals to life (ethics, dangers, power) rather than the action-ny stuff.
@@SolisFactor Is that suppoused to make it any less stupid?
@@SolisFactor while it's still pretty dumb, it was a lot less dumb in 1990 when we didn't have hyper advanced drones and other advanced weaponry that would make a velociraptor useless.
There should've been more Robots in it. It would've been way better that way.
nah, more bugs
Agreed. We DESERVE to see the return of Rodney Copperbottom.
that's what CC season 4 became, idk if that was a reference
@@Pifla was literally gonna say robot dinosaurs.
Rocky 4 that shiz
"Haven't watched this movie (or any of the Jurassic world movies) but I can say that some good came of this, as a week before the movie premiered, my local cinema aired the original Jurassic Park which I had never seen before. It was pretty good! So there's that I guess." - Godzilla
No way godzilla typed this out with his big ass monster fingers bro
Aint no way you typed this out with ur big ass fingers godzilla
This entire comment was normal until that last word drop. I can now positively that I have read a comment that godzilla typed out.
@@mcride1242 okay ,i dont know why I laughed so hard at this, here u go 🏆
I thought Orga was the one that reviewed movies.
Sounds even worse than I expected. I walked out early during the last one. For me, I lost interest in the franchise once they made the raptors pets that had to be protected from the bad guys. These are supposed to be terrifying, unpredictable, wild, vicious hunting monsters.
Or just wild animals, part of the charm Jurassic Park and The Lost World have is that they treat the dinosaurs like they are you know...Animals. But ever since Jurassic World they've been steadily humanizing the dinosaurs which just seems stupid. And that's not even counting the shitty writing, directing, pacing and story boarding of the previous two JW movies.
@@nathanmcdonald610 Exactly.
I’ve never understood walking out of movies lmao. Like I’ve never seen a movie so BAD that I have to leave early
@@biffmcspandex7748 To be fair, I watched it with Moviepass, so I didn't feel like I was out much money, but I feel strongly that I probably would have walked out at full price. It comes down to it not feeling like its worth your time, and you'd rather do something else.
@@biffmcspandex7748 I was going to walk out of spice Girls movie 😆
Within the first 10 minutes I knew I had made a mistake going to see it. I was expecting (like most I assume) a big dumb blockbuster with a lackluster plot and characters but a lot of cool Dino action, which the last 2 movies delivered on fairly well. But like Karsten says, this movie was just straight up boring. You could tell no one making this gave a single shit, even the camera work and editing is bad and the dialogue was some of the worst I’ve ever seen in. Like why did they try to shoehorn in awkward gen z lingo in lines for like 60 year old characters. If you wanted a fun dinosaur movie, sorry! but at least you’ll get to hear Laura Dern say “he slid in my dms”.
Dude me and my gf heard that and died laughing “like why did she say that, it wasn’t even funny?” The way they executed was so lame
So glad I’ve busy the past couple of weeks and haven’t had a chance to go. Def not sitting there for 2.5 hours.💀
Although the Jurassic World movies haven’t been the best movies ever-they’ve been entertaining, and the action’s pretty good. Sad to see this movie was made just to…be made? Like, they didn’t have to make a third one.
💀
yeah but what about the funny dinosaur
When Goldblum threw the flaming spear thingy in the dino's maw I was half expecting him to yell 'YEET'.
Okay, why wasn't the pilot Ian's daughter from Lost World? That could have given Malcolm something to do other than throw metalines out about why he didn't like "Jurassic World"
The bigger question is why did this movie get a positive audience score on Rotten Tomatoes.
Nostalgia.
Kids
Bots
Because Rotten Tomatoes can only have one good thing on it, damn you, and that's the overwhelmingly negative score for Black Christmas 2019.
Because it was fun & engaging and some of us actually *noticed* the amount of dinosaurs that appeared as well as understood the focus on a threat that would endanger humans & dinosaurs alike due to them co-existing with each other.
I agree completely. It was underwhelming. But also, so ridiculous, and dumb! There was a scene where a guy barricaded himself, hiding from “the bad raptors” that were trying to get him. He’s jabbing at the raptor with a metal rod, and then looks up and sees a latched door. He starts banging on it with his fist, but then finally pulls out his gun and shoots the latch…. Like, you mean he had a gun the whole time? God forbid, you shoot the dinosaur trying to kill you, wait until it’s almost too late and shoot the latch? C’mon!
This was one of many instances that really made me roll my eyes and sigh relief when the film was over.
I watched last week and I don't remember that at all. Just goes to show how forgettable the movie is.
As a hardcore fan, I can officially say you’re the type of person who has never seen the second movie.
I mean that specific guy trained raptors, like,
you wouldn't shoot a dog point blank would you
This movie could have been such a banger. They had so much potential…
seeing how fallen kingdom was, i doubt that
@@nigelpisswater484 fallen kingdom was good, what are you on about huh
@@thomasrockbottom2907 no it wasn't lol fallen kingdom was dumb
@@thomasrockbottom2907 Fallen Kingdom was a cinematic abortion.
@@shinndig1293 lol cinematic abortion has got to be the funniest description i ever heard, did u come up with that tho
Dude we literally just got off Top Gun Maverick, a legacy sequel that not only feels deserved, but almost better than the original Top Gun. Now we're right back to terrible legacy sequels all over again
Top Gun Maverick is literally the diamond in the rough
@@SoapNugget yeah it true is!! Proving that Tom Cruise is probably the only actor that can make A good 6th movie(mission impossible) and a good legacy sequel 🤣
Top Gun Maverick was 100000000000000 times better then this I can’t believe this JWD was so awful
This movie was actually more disappointing than bad, they wasted a great cast and like you said at 1:54😂😂
I was excited to see what they were gonna do with the dinosaurs being loose throughout the world, but by the half hour mark I was ready to walk out. The only redeeming part was the cast (some of them)
It's both disappointing and bad.
When watching, not a single person clapped person clapped or cheered at any point. It was just silence. I had a legit headache while watching, I felt like I was watching Fast and Furious with bugs, the cast, and a speck of dinosaurs and it left me with shock. 6/10
Sounds like it’s less then a 6/10 for you, I’d say it’s a 6/10 and I enjoyed it as a turn off your brain to laugh at kind of movie
4/10 at best
@@santinostudios4254 I enjoyed the action scenes but one of them felt out of place for me. 6.5 - 7/ 10 at best but a 7.5 for a movie to play in the background of a party.
....isn't that normal ?
@@Th0cast what is normal? The headache?
Pacing, direction and storytelling. Everything missing from Dominion and pretty much 90% of modern blockbusters. Let it go extinct, that way we can look to fresh ideas and concepts. And better films overall.
By better films you mean midternals and midbeus
Even Arcane really suffers from terrible pacing, and that show was widely considered to be a 9/10 or higher.
I saw this today . I wanted this movie to be Dawn for the Planet of the Apes with Dinosaurs what we we got was a Sci-Fi version of Mission Impossible with Dinosaurs and giant locusts and i'm so disappointed . I feel so flat and empty at the end of this movie . The action in this movie whilst big and plentiful had least tension of any Jurassic Movie although I did like when the Dilophosaurus group killed Dodgson. The setup from the end of Fallen Kingdom felt wasted . The fact Dominion wasted Fallen Kingdom setup makes Fallen Kingdom look even worse.
It's been what 4 years but the city all still intact~ The human still alive with meat eating dinosaur around walking freely anytime can devour the shet out of you. But still everyone like Oo I co-exist with dinosaur. Come on man, a Lion free from a cage the whole county in code red. This is like make no sense instead they treat them like farm animal lol.
My theater went crazy for it even clapping at multiple points during the movie which made me angrier than the actual movie
There's a surprising amount of people in the Jurassic fandom that clap like brain damaged seals at every half assed continuation and just demand MORE DINOSAURS! MORE ACTION! its people like this that are responsible for Hollywood shitting out low quality sequels and reboots that destroy an entire IP's legacy of greatness.
Man I wish I was in your theater!
Just mindless consumers devouring another soulless product, unfortunately.
@@NathanDrakeTheGreat at least it's bad but still entertaining, unlike recent Star Wars.
How dare people be happy?????
Yeah, this was bad, which I expected from Colin Trevorrow. But even for a "shut your brain off" movie, which is how fans of this crap insist you watch it, I was mostly bored and frustrated by how contrived it was. You have to be braindead, a toddler, or just not paying attention to anything on screen to ignore how badly written/directed/edited it is. Also bringing the original trio back for this garbage plot, and attempting to "modernize" them by having them say shit like "slid into my DM's" was cringe and way out of character... I'll always love the original, but I'm done with this franchise. Also Hollywood, stop hiring Treverrow.
Lol like Elba saying lit in a commercial
The best thing they could do to save it, as I've been saying for a while, is to make the next installment a back-to-basics throwback... As a video game, like Uncharted meeting Resident evil on dino island.
But I'm also certain they won't do that, so eh.
I found the movie extremely stupid but I had a good laugh watching it. The Star Wars and James Bond stuff all over the movie (especially in Malta) was hilarious.
100% my cousin and i hate watched it (we’re both huge fans of the original, he walked down the aisle to the original JP theme and JP got me into first paleontology and then it morphed into a life long anthropology fascination and worldview. The movie basically changedy life direction)
JWD was insulting. I normally could shut my brain off but i absolutely couldnt. We were actively in shock at how bad this film is.
Tom Cruise would’ve used real dinosaurs
I wonder where this comment comes from ;)
@@dan-mb2ne Timothee Chalamet banged my wife
Bruh😂
never at any point in the movie did I ever feel like the main characters were in danger.. something I loved about the original films. they were so suspenseful, you went into each movie wondering who was going to make it out.
as much as i enjoyed dominion, there were flaws everywhere
The dinosaurs were always the most interesting aspects of this franchise, but when you shift the focus to the human protagonists, it's less compelling.
So not true. The first "Jurrasic Park" is build on characters. In fact that was what Spielberg was focusing on. He said he didn't care for dinosaurs if they weren't shown from human perspective. And look how many interesting you got in the first one: 3 scientists, each one unique, excentric billionaire, greedy computer guy, Samuel L. Jackson computer guy, Robert the safari guy, 2 kids: one knows UNIX and is little scream queen, the other is a dino nerd and comic relief. That's 9 characters in 120 minute movie, each getting their moment. And you also get T-Rex and raptors. Come on man!
Not really true but nice profile pic
I think the first Jurassic Park had very interesting characters. Then they all died.
I wholeheartedly disagree. First movie had iconic characters which it's arguably the reason it became a classic. Alan, Ellie, Malcolm, Hammond, Nedry, even the Samuel Jackson character and Dodgson were super memorable.
The exact same problem with the godzilla films
My dad walking out of the cinema was like, “there were 3 things wrong with this film, how it began (the fact it even did), how it went on (the fact it actually continued) and how it ended
I watched this last night - I could not stop LAUGHING - The first 5 minutes were like "What is going on? How did the entire WORLD get covered in Dinos - They only took 11 {Maybe a few more - According to the last MOVIE} species off the volcanic island - Where did all the other species appear from!?!", the entire movies made no sense - Why focus on Modified LOCUSTS over DINOSAURS!!! LOL!!!!!!
The story was a mess, so many parts made no sense at all - Did a 4 year old write this?!? Good grief - I miss the old Jurassic Park movies - I'll stick to watching them - This is the WORST one of the lot!
Walked out of the theater as soon as Laura Dern said "he slid in my DMs"
Lmao
THAT HAPPENED??
I really liked the movie but when she said that I cringed my ass off
WHAT LMFAO
@@itsyaboilogan642 yea it was the worst scene
Im a diehard jurassic fan, but this… this movie… shattered all my illusions and dreams of seeing what we all wanted. This is the biggest slap to the fans ever.
i feel so bad for all the die hard fans including me that this movie didnt live up to their expectations
I've literally never seen so much plot convenience in a movie. Ever.
when the clone said “ eyes on me “ I could not hold my laughter
Fr lmao
“Thank god we barely escaped that unique dinosaur- wait, what’s that noise?” No rinse just repeat.
I feel like, at this point, the best thing they could do with this franchise is make a big-budget action horror game set around the time of the original films.
Mostly because, as far as I can tell, everyone kind of wants that. The number of times I've heard people say they want Far Cry or Alien: Isolation but with dinosaurs is telling.
There does exist a game for VR on the Oculus Quest 2 called "Jurassic Park: Aftermath" and it's an Alien: Isolation type game set in precisely that time period and is well received. Of course, VR isn't all that popular and I wouldn't call it anything huge. I don't think you're wrong, I think people want Jurassic Park games.
Spot on man!
@@airchompz it also seems really easy to pitch. Like this:
Jurassic Park = $
Uncharted = $
Resident Evil = $
All three combined = $$$
@@airchompz true, but the fact something like that exists and... No one talks about it is kinda sad. I think because it never got a huge marketing push
chris pratt is the ultimate one hit wonder, one memorable role and then nothing
Personally I think he’s a great actor
"You don't get a lot of Dinosaurs"
**Dominion has the most Dinosaurs ever and most dinosaur screentime ever**
you know you've messed up a review when one of the most popular Jurassic world youtubers is calling out your main argument, also, can we just bring up how he only discussed ONE scene. As well as some other stuff;
He thinks the movie was about locusts when it clearly isn't, just because they play a big role in the film, doesn't make them the main point.
He says "The plot isn't even a plot, it's just what happens after the last movie." Yes, that's called a sequel, buddy.
He even ADMITTED he wasn't paying attention. He even said he spent most of the movie watching the kids in front of him doing stuff.
@@VelociraptorAnimations the fact that he says nobody watches jp for the plot shows that he doesn’t understand the franchise.
@@Sableantelopeenjoyer don't know about you but a movie with just dinosaurs and no plot behind it seems worse than any jurassic movie that could be created
I find the "it's not even about dinosaurs it's about locusts" funny because the last two jurassic worlds technically didn't focus on dinosaurs either... It focused on genetically modified "hybrids". That's always been Worlds' downfall
But the hybrids are still dinosaurs bro
@@drained_yayo no, they are not
@@drivingwithcoolcody The what are they?
"Technically, they aren't dinosaurs" -☝🤓
@@drivingwithcoolcody ik but to the average viewer it’s just a fictional dinosaur, which is what it is. Stop being the nerd emoji bro
I never pull my phone out during a movie out of respect for others but this movie had me so uninterested I literally pulled out my phone several times just to check the time
There will be another Jurassic trilogy. Never believe when they say this is the end.
No matter how bad this movie was, this won't stop them from making more. They know people love to see dinosaurs on the big screen. I give it 4-5 years until another one comes out. Maybe it'll be called Jurassic Evolution or something.
Jurrasic fallen: more remakes of the best jurrasic park movie.... jurrasic park 2 :'3
@@pokemon1093 I heard that they might make one in 2030
I am only 40 seconds in and I am cracking up at how identical our experiences were with these movies. The first one was fine! I swear I remember actually even liking it. I have zero memory of the second one… like to the point where I question if I even saw it? But I’m sure I did? Whatever, but you’re right- this third one was so so bad. I was super disappointed because the trailer made it seem like it was going to be very emotional and sweet.
I remember in the movie, there wasn't a single security personel with gun in the Biosyn facility which is also a dino preservation site. Was the site supposed to be a heavily guarded? What would happen if someone just went there and stole the dino? This movie is dumb
Chris pratt also makes it to the airport in time,in an unknown country lmao
Cars 3 did a better conclusion than this BUG movie posing as a DINOSAUR film.
I hated this movie so much lol. I left to go to the bathroom for like 30 minutes. I came back and like, I missed nothing. The plot is so bad that it just copped it out with BUGS. The pacing is terrible too. To the point where the end of the movie is just the most like uninteresting thing. It was so bad that near the end with the ladder scene, I hoped someone important would die and the end of the movie would be tribute to them. Its so bad and so uninteresting.
Lmao i hate using the bathroom during movies out of fear of missing something but I went during this movie and came back and literally missed nothing 🤣
@@cassm2812 lol same. I typically go before but then was like, "my phone is better use of my time than this movie"
5:43 I actually remember when I was watching it in theathers the audience was actually clapping when Sam Niell and Laura Dern appeared but it was only a handful and it just started to lessen each time until there was only one clap when all three of the original Jurrassic Park cast were together and then a really slight one when the villain died. It was really sad LMAO
I’ve had a lot of kids tell me that Dodgson is a new character but i keep telling them Dodgson’s been in Jurassic Park since the beginning don’t you know that iconic scene when he’s talking to Dennis Dodgson Dodgson we got Dodgson here
I was floored how bad this was, not just in terms of writing, and lack of any great set pieces, I mean say what you will about Fallen Kingdom, it had THAT volcano scene. Dumb yes, stupid absolutely but you remember it. But how bad the two leads have been for years in this trilogy, Howard and Pratt don't seem like they even like each other and thus can't raise anything beyond WHATEVER.
This is the same guy who wrote the last two and directed the first JW and was supposed to do Star Wars and I'm shocked how bad he is at everything!
Yikes
Fallen Kingdom also had the Indoraptor reaching over the bed scene which, as dumb as it was, LOOKED cool as hell.
Colin Trevorrow is an inept bait & switch hack who just got lucky with Jurassic World and the success of it all just went to his head.
I would love to see your blockbuster since your an expert.
The problem I had with this movie is that all the marketing set up this film as being “The dinosaurs are in the real world, how do we deal with them” and then after like a small montage suddenly they are all placed inside a confined park. They had the best pitch for a sequel and then acted like they were going to do it before deciding to just do the same old format.
The movie is alright however I prefer the original Jurassic world movie 2015. My sister also say that it is boring and yeah kinda but at least the cast of Jurassic park in the movie atleast.
I liked that one the best from 2015
I can’t totally see your argument for this not having enough dinosaurs. I’d be surprised if any of the other films have more dinosaurs and varied species than this film. Does the direction do them justice? Not particularly, I’d give you that one.
And I don’t see the issue with the locust subplot, the idea of a mega corporation using genetically modified (with Cretaceous genes) locusts to destroy all agriculture that isn’t of said mega corporation is a pretty compelling sci-fi idea that neatly relates to what the Amazon’s of the world currently do. Is it as compelling as the simple fact dinosaurs are running wild across the planet? No. But considering the last two films, militarising dinosaurs and selling dinosaurs to millionaires in a big mansion, I think locusts has them beat.
I think I’m the only person on the planet that was entertained with this film. No it isn’t amazing, and I would love if it tried to be but frankly nothing past the first film has IMO.
I liked it too. For the most part. The original 3 was what interested me, and I did understand that plot. It actually felt like the most realistic part. The whole Maisie/Claire/Owen/Blue thing felt like a bad Taken ripoff.
@@PittsburghSportsFan35 yeah the whole James Bond espionage bit was a very strange stylistic choice but I can’t deny I still enjoyed that because it fully committed to it. I had watched fallen kingdom the night before and was mostly annoyed it was like a haunted house movie but they couldn’t even commit to making it a haunted house movie. (By haunted house I just mean a dinosaur running around stalking people in a big mansion)
maybe if they put minions in it it would be good
Idk. I liked this one. I found it WAYYYY MORE enjoyable than Fallen Kingdom, personally.
I actually quite like the locust thing, it feels like something from the novels and applies the genetic power present in the jurassic park movies to something other than dinosaurs, which is the logical next step and Jeff Goldblum literally told us genetic power wouldn't stop with the deextinction of the dinosaurs in the last movie
I also loved that plot hook. it's a shame the rest of the fell behind though. Aside from the super locust, the "team up" and a look into black market stuff, I just wasn't interested in anything. and don't get me fucking started on the "feathered Fucker"
in a vacuum it could have been good but it came at the cost of completely ignoring the "dinosaurs living among humans" thing, which was the whole set up of the movie in the first place
With it having "Dominion" at the title. I thought it would be about humans struggling against Dinosaurs that were let loose in JW 2 and that Dinosaurs adapting to human weapons and tech. Was expecting a survival story in a world overrun by Dinosaur but we barely even get Dinos
Yup, especially carnivores would sometimes attack city nor villages
That would make it way worse, dinosaurs aren't freaking Godzilla 💀
But that story is unrealistic, at most 25 dinosaurs were released in JWFK, most of different species, definitely not enough to cause some Planet Of The Apes stuff like one would believe, there’s simply just too little dinosaurs
I saw it in the cinema and thought about leaving 😭
Literally the entire movie is just people being chased by dinosaurs. like I dreaded whenever i saw I dinosaur in this movie because it’s just like will they all make it out safe? Yes. Yes they will. Every single time. No injuries either, just a scrape in the hand. Like 6 people being CONSTANTLY being chased by dinos and not a SINGLE injury
The epitome of popcorn flick
The Giga vs Trex and Theri was so stupid to me.
For theri both of them are enemies
I wanna cry when
"spoilers"
alan leave his hat at dimetrodon
this time billy or owen or anyone didn't save it
that's the moment where I think this franchise is actually ended
I was crying in the inside because of how bad it was 🥲
Lol
There was ONE THING I always looked forward to in these movies- the big bad getting ripped to shreads. But all it was was just some ass clown and the dinos from the first movie that killed the other evil scientist but then it just cut to black??? Like bitch, i came to see people get DE-FUCKING-STROYED but no. The most i got was -🌟*some guy*🌟- get his arm knawed off as chris pratt watched. Bro. Thats not it.
5:28 Fellow Letterboxders unite.
Don’t know why people were obsessed with chris pratt to begin with. zero talent and waste of space
I liked this movie. Why is this movie getting so much hate? Movie reviewers and critics are wrong! Not to mention this movie was not a failure. It made over 1 billion dollars in the box office. This movie is underrated!
I liked it but there was a bunch of errors still like many characters didn’t get that much development, rushed ending with those characters, story was just bland like again saving another dinosaur and going into a Dino area. Villain was typical and some of the acting was bad. Jokes were ok but didn’t land. The throwbacks were also ok like it was mentioned but then it was either fast or not important. For me action and many of the shots (landscapes, Dino’s, and ending) was what saved it for me. The worst part tho was them transitions like kept going from one place, to another and it wasn’t a built up and rushed. I feel like only die hard Jurassic park fans will like it but causal fans like me will watch it but be forgettable
Jurassic World was only tolerable to me because it was like a meta cry for help. It was self aware. The movie was warning the dangers of messing with a formula that worked, now trying to sex it up. Hence why the Dinosaurs kill the Frankenstein creation. The end.
But it inevitably, didn't stop.
Jurassic Park has this funny ironic inability to yell cut.
JP was the biggest blockbuster of it's time. It was a family movie, but a survival horror with themes of science commercialised and provoked thought.
They should have left it there. But No we need a sequel. I actually love Lost World, until the last act, but it did thematically what the Original set out to do. Conservation message, the good the bad and provide both sides against survival horror... Sure it was a bit silly, but the characters made up for it Then Spielberg had a nightmare. It became a monster movie. In all senses
I do have to say it could've been better and different and the ending could've been different like Rexy finally laying her own offspring to continue her own legacy and the fight with the Gigantosaurus could've been better like a one on one fight like Godzilla vs Kong only one can rule the Modern Era
Rexy can’t lay her own eggs since she does not have the correct amphibious DNA to Asexually reproduce.
This movie set a new standard on just how bad movies can be. It appeared they used the 1st draft of the script and the 1st takes only to partner with horrific sloppy editing and acting. Literally 3 hour train wreck.
Bryce Dallas Howard is still hot in this movie 10/10
I would do if you know what I mean
i’m in Oslo at the moment, and movie tickets come out to over 20$ CAD, i paid that much for this. Multiple people walked out of my screening. Can’t wait for the next one in 20 years
I got bored and walked out like an hour in so this movie got my sleep schedule almost 2 hours better
lmao the way you keep showing the kids running from the locus
The Jurassic movies are literally my favorite franchise but as soon as Jurassic World got more movies, it went so downhill. Like I didn't even remember the people from the 2nd Jurassic World movie and had to ask my dad, I dont even know why they needed the clone stuff to be included, it was so confusing. Plus, them trying to be historically accurate is so embarrassing because its clear they just want, and I quote, "more teeth" at this point its not about dinosaurs, its just an action movie. Tbh, the only reason I liked this movie somewhat was because of the references, but even then there weren't alot. Im disappointed but not surprised.
People say it’s worse than the third Jurassic park but the joke’s on them because I like that movie
This is my writing a conspiracy, but it sounds like Colin Treverrow got really spicy over them kicking him off Star Wars so he decided to inflict his full wrath on Jurassic World. Locusts and Clones and stuff...who cares. I just want Dinosaurs. I was going to see this tonight but after every review has said that even the dinosaur stuff isn't that great and there's not much of it, I don't see the point of contributing to their box office. They should have just made a movie where dinosaurs found a habitat in Florida (because everything invades Florida) and now like you gotta worry about dinosaurs on your way to Starbucks.
That theory about Trevorrow makes way too much sense lol. It felt like he wrote this script as passively and carelessly as possible... It should also be noted that the co-writer did Pacific Rim: Uprising, another terrible sequel. This movie had no hope of being good with those two involved in the script.
You’d have florida man taming dinosaurs and being a “Dino Rider!”.I’d have loved to see someone riding a sauropod etc.
You cant deny that the Atrociraptor scene was one of the best scenes in all of Jurassic Franchise History,
Yay, it’s the most disaster conclusion that I wanted to give up the franchise. Funny enough that I went through the 4DX screening and this dude near to me and decided to give up watching the movie and then he seen his phone by watching sports and he didn’t give a crap then just moving the seats like a roller coaster. I didn’t expect to see that spectacular, now it’s started to find this crap Dino movie a letdown and baffling mess.
I was so mad this heaping pile of disappointment was screening on my local IMAX theater. I hadn't seen Top Gun: Maverick at the time, and I was hyped to watch it on IMAX... but nope, the only IMAX theater was screening this damn thing.
it's not really worse than the previuos film. once we assume that this trilogy is more Disney-ish and less of a sci-fi thriller (like the original was) we can appreciate them for what they are. A more campy over the top movie with dinosaurs. it has some cool scenes and visuals. also new concepts and ideas and beautiful shots
It's a visual experience like Avatar. That's it.
@@kade-qt1zu I found Avatar utterly boring. it was a thing thanks to the rise of 3D at the time. This one at least entertained me
When the dinos were in the city running around after the bike I was thinking about the Tintin movie and waiting for Haddock in his pink dress to show up
I actually found this film very entertaining. Probably the most entertaining sequel to have been released since the first Jurassic Park film IMO. As it stands it's my second favorite besides the first film being my absolute favorite. To me Dominion came close to capturing the magic and excitement of the first film. While it's not as complex as the first film, it was still a solid globe trotting adventure and I didn't mind the focus on locusts. I actually found it refreshing for the threat to not be dinosaurs this time, and I like how the focus on dinosaurs in the modern world was framed as more of an exercise in coexisting with other parts of nature and wildlife. It was a nice sentiment that I'm glad they focused on. I never walked in expecting anything different from that tbh and I think that's probably one of the reasons why I enjoyed it more. The film definitely has a slow start, but I think from the chase sequence in Malta all the way to the very end is when the film picks up ALOT of steam for me. I also think the cast did great, both the new and the old. It was great seeing the trio from the first film come back to cap things off. Yeah it was just an overall entertaining 2 hours for me. I had fun with this movie.
For me the movie was great i dont think its that bad
I just hate how lazy it seemed. The introduction and conclusion were both just expository info dumps BOTH in the form of a News story to either catch us up or wrap things up. The latter of the two doesn’t even have a visible news anchor, so it could’ve been some random narrator for all we know.
For four years, Dominion was marketed as being the one about the dinosaurs all over the world and that’s what being dealt with- - Within 5 minutes of the movie, we’re told people have “somewhat” assimilated with the dinosaurs, and that’s exactly where we are at the end of the movie. There is no development other than the absolute cartoon villain story of Biosyn. Why are there villains in “Jurassic”? I suppose Dennis and Ingen are pseudo villains in the first two, but why are these last three (and these last two in particular) setting so much time aside for a poorly written villain. You have dinosaurs in your movie bro, focus on dinosaurs.
Edit: I thought there were like twelve species in Jurassic World. Besides the big boy dinos in that and Fallen Kingdom, I feel like I’ve seen so many weird ass types of dinosaurs- a lot more than twelve.
I left when they just all happened to show up at the same place with the stolen girl, baby dinosaur, and title characters. Was too cheesy. Had my kids there too, playing with the chairs laying on their stomachs facing away from the screen.
I was expecting for some zombie apocalypse vibes. Humans try to survive from these predators, hiding from them but no. They make them like a normal predator (Lion, Tiger, and Cheetah). And some company sht make them as a dog pets or bodyguard
This. Since the movie has "DOMINION" on its title, it would be cool if the entire world is dominated by Dinosaurs and humans struggling in the new world. But no, its locusts
@@Satantron1 Thats what i think. These dinosaurs are a joke, and most of them are pets.
Well it seems like you just don't even understand one of the biggest points of the franchise, that these creatures are NOT MONSTERS, they are animals, and tell me, how often do bears go on rampages in cities, yeah. The point is that a rex wouldn't need to go rampage in the city because it would have food where it lives.
Everyone acts like they are so surprised this movie turned out to be garbage, but it was obvious from the trailer it was going to be schlock filled Marvel esque shit show. But there's a surprising amount of people in the Jurassic fandom that clap like brain damaged seals at every half assed continuation and just demand MORE DINOSAURS! MORE ACTION! its people like this that are responsible for Hollywood shitting out low quality sequels and reboots that destroy an entire IP's legacy of greatness.
YES!! FINALLY SOMEONE AGREES THAT THERE ARE NOT ENOUGH DINOSAURS
It has the most dinosaur screen time of any Jurassic park/world movie?
Every film ranked
JP 1 - Masterpiece
JP 2 - Underrated
JP 3 - Decent, did not deserve the hate
JW - Was ok, did not feel JPish
D & FK equally bad, don't know which one was worse
I don't know what everyones problem is? I loved the movie! It had lots of Dinosaurs, the original characters were back, the plot was half Decent, lots of call backs to Earlier Jurassic park films, good Villan, good villain death. It was a good movie. The Critics don't like it however fans ( like me) love it look at Rotten Tomatoes if you don't believe me!
I agree. This review video is trash.
Same
ikr same
I enjoyed it. Not the best by any means, but it definitely deserves to be in the franchise.
I will agree there’s not enough dinosaurs but I still enjoy this film
My ranking:
1. Jurassic Park
2. Jurassic Park 3
3. Fallen Kingdom
4. Jurassic World
5. The Lost World
6. Dominion
You put jurassic park 3 as 2nd?
L for putting the second best one at 5th and the second worst one at 2nd.
@@ThatOneCarnotaurus I enjoyed it a lot more than the other sequels, admittedly
@@thevfxmancolorizationvfxex4051 i mean i didn't really it enjoy too much people are entitled to their own opinions
:)
You might be the one other person than me who'd rank The Lost World that low. Granted, most of that is it was the first movie I didn't like, and also the potential of it is just better than the movie, save for a few cool set pieces.
The whole hand thing with the dinosaurs reminded me of how to train your dragon. Made me laugh when the girl (forgot her name but the young special one with blond hair) put her hand out with blues kid and everyone stopped with these amazed faces.
Ok an epic action packed final Jurassic movie, a simple fun blockbuster casts old and new, pretty simple.
How do you FUCK this up?
Locusts are far more interesting.
i work at a cinema and i understood the entire vague plot of this film in the 2 minutes of combined screen checks I've done. I don't know how to feel about that
This franchise should just end
i think at some point in the beginning of the movie, i just started staring at laura dern and stopped paying attention to whatever plot was there. she is so pretty :)