I know, I'm sad that I only have a 360, but I love just cruising around in GTA. I've played the Xboxone version, and the first person cruising is just another level
@@drumboarder1Not every bit they do revolves around current events. A good half or so of them maybe a little more but there's more than enough content to put together 10 hours for a GTA radio station And if Rockstar hired them obviously they'd write around the time period. It's not like saying things are gay is a strictly modern thing
Nick is always the one to derail someone’s story with jokes, and when Adam does it he loses his shit. Then he goes back to talking about how sad he is for the entire podcast (and don’t interrupt him or he will lose his shit and challenge your integrity as a friend)
@@IGotYourBackBROTHER Can’t remember the exact episode, but it was the one where Nick had been staying with Adam for a week and was clearly having one of his depressive episodes. I’ll try to find it
"What's wrong with helping them? They're visitors." That was funnier than it for credit for. Which ironically is what they'll be offering our galactic overlords. With excellent rates
Thank you for time stamping the clips inside your compilations, It makes the videos much more enjoyable if you have already recently heard a story or joke told in the compilation. Good stuff
"you should get me the t-shirt for my birthd-" "Shut the fuck up. Just shut up. It's not even a good story but you have to like, keep making this T shirt joke over and over again.." "I only made it once" "No you made it 2-3 times 'oh you should get me the t shirt'..." "I appreciate that that was the least gay impression you gave me..." " 'this is me trying to save money, this is me thinkin i'm funny' - it's the different modes of Adam" God that was hard to listen to. I actually feel bad for Adam
@@ravenkliffit’s more of a power move. You go at your own pace, you don’t rush for anyone, but also you don’t stop at any signs or lights and contribute to multiple accidents
Would be good if they just simulated their fake arguments and did the most expressly caricature stereotypes of every type of person. African guy, jewish korean bill cosby, adams dad
Great stuff! One of the guys mentioned ramen......Korean ramen hack using Jin brand with chopped kimchi, onions, beaten egg, seaweed, meat, etc. Happy times!
Both Alien Versus Predator movies are entertaining, just don't expect other movies I enjoy like MOON, Solaris remake, Ex-Machina, blah blah blah. I can enjoy a snobby movie or some simple action.
Am I the only one getting sent off to some plain and pretty lame podcasts after every viewing of Cumtown? It doesn't matter what channel I watch it from, I get some stupid shit like Bill Burr or "your moms podcast", really plain and dull mainstream shit.
@@Derek_Keenan ok that was my sentiment 1 year ago. 1 year later I am a cumtown addict constantly singing “I’m gay and my dick is small” so now I miss the laugh
"You can just take pennies?" He said with a Jewish shimmer in his eye
Stav’s “Relax Adam“ immediately afterward was the cherry on top.
lol "you need to buy something new" is the most american response to "i want to die like soon"
It's all the 1% can do.
-I can't believe I was so disoriented at the time that I didn't notice that. That moment is horrifying or, funny, or.. something. Gay? Is it gay?-
It’s such a dumb woman comment
The GTA driving background visuals is potentially the most significant cultural contribution of the 21st century so far. Dude it’s so good
I feel you. It's kinda sad that Los Santos is more mapped out in my head than my own home town.
@@michaelgraham9774 omg, yes! I love just driving in the game and going nowhere lol, cheaper than driving in real life!
@@itcanwait we need to find you more things to do
I know, I'm sad that I only have a 360, but I love just cruising around in GTA. I've played the Xboxone version, and the first person cruising is just another level
Booze Cruise simulator
"A bank on a saturday is open for what, an hour and a half?"
profoundly accurate
I mean Cumtown are working 2hrs/week they have all of the time in the universe available
Sabbath
@@ristekostadinov2820 not the point lmao
If they put cumtown on GTA radio, my life will be complete!.
They would have been killer on Vice City radio.
You can just download the hours long compilations, convert them to mp3 and upload them into GTA V as a custom station
Yup 3 New York comedians riffing on current evens would've fit great in 1980s Miami rather than GTA IV
@@drumboarder1 Vice City Radio is a station…
@@drumboarder1Not every bit they do revolves around current events. A good half or so of them maybe a little more but there's more than enough content to put together 10 hours for a GTA radio station
And if Rockstar hired them obviously they'd write around the time period. It's not like saying things are gay is a strictly modern thing
@@sjtv6565you mean a cumstom radio station 😏
Here at Florida State University the shabbat center shares a building with the fsu credit union.
Gaytors
There was almost a woman talking in this one... she tried
Third time I listened to this and I just heard her voice
Adam did give it his all
Of course Cool Adam is the teller
Well, I mean... come on... it’d be hard to illustrate him controlling it covertly
Jewish* Adam is the teller
@@Stonewall29 all adams are jewish
but no jews are cool
Adam: "I was refused Ramen last night"
*everyone keeps talking over him*
Nick is always the one to derail someone’s story with jokes, and when Adam does it he loses his shit. Then he goes back to talking about how sad he is for the entire podcast (and don’t interrupt him or he will lose his shit and challenge your integrity as a friend)
Yeah well daddy brings home the bacon
when adam interrupts he's not being gay enough, just regular Jewish gayness
It's called hypomania.
@@IGotYourBackBROTHER Can’t remember the exact episode, but it was the one where Nick had been staying with Adam for a week and was clearly having one of his depressive episodes. I’ll try to find it
weird crossover between teen suicide fans and cumtown fans. they're both gay i guess
Adam - gay sex teller
Nick - guy trying to leverage payday loan into crypto
Stav - paleo loan shark
"What's wrong with helping them? They're visitors."
That was funnier than it for credit for. Which ironically is what they'll be offering our galactic overlords. With excellent rates
“Going for a drive honey. Need to let some steam off.”
Thank you for time stamping the clips inside your compilations, It makes the videos much more enjoyable if you have already recently heard a story or joke told in the compilation. Good stuff
No problem. Thank you for watching :)
God's chosen people, but nice
0:39 Adam: lt's OUR money.
The hard open was fire. Nick really speaking from the heart.
I like how Adam’s retort is that the aliens wouldn’t be from mars
Adam's Penny Tee Shirt joke was pretty funny lol
Adam with the slept on church raffle line
Adam's good lines never get any play but when he fucks up he gets eviscerated. Thus is the reality of God's chosen.
"No, no swords. You do too much cocaine to have swords."
"you should get me the t-shirt for my birthd-"
"Shut the fuck up. Just shut up. It's not even a good story but you have to like, keep making this T shirt joke over and over again.."
"I only made it once"
"No you made it 2-3 times 'oh you should get me the t shirt'..."
"I appreciate that that was the least gay impression you gave me..."
" 'this is me trying to save money, this is me thinkin i'm funny' - it's the different modes of Adam"
God that was hard to listen to. I actually feel bad for Adam
Incredibly straight of you to write this whole conversation
The same disorders that keep me from leaving my house are what make me enjoy this
Not adhering to traffic laws? Instant dislike
there is something pretty funny about not driving at excessive speeds but just having a casual disregard for traffic laws
@@ravenkliff thats why im constantly howling while i drive like a demon at 35 mph
Well the controls suck, so...
@@ravenkliffit’s more of a power move. You go at your own pace, you don’t rush for anyone, but also you don’t stop at any signs or lights and contribute to multiple accidents
This Chinese man is driving to the best of his ability! Please don't be so quick to judge
I made even half the money Nick does all of my problems would be gone.
you cut it off RIGHT before mullen does his best jack nicholson impression ever
Idk why but I really dig the GTA driving background
To bad there is a bug on the windshield
I'm glad you like it :)))
@@StevenSeagull I appreciate your hard work! Keep it up! Totally wouldn't mind seeing more GTA backgrounds
@@bigeasyjondo3774 I will keep that in mind
@@StevenSeagull I am homosexual
Bro the day the bank says I cannot use my money is the day I close my account and find a new bank.
That’s all banks depending how much money you have
I love that I knew the answer when he said "we all know who would make friends with them"
"no swords, you do cocaine" gay ass point amber, but also correct
nice
I bought guns with my stim checks
Fun fact: it is their money. When you deposit money into a bank it becomes an asset on their balance sheet and your deposit becomes a liability.
Nick being drunk at 11am on a weekday and thinking of other people’s racial stereotypes is hilarious
That's my kind of bank robbery.
I like how Nick's idea to dress as a man asking for gay sex involved essentially cosplaying as Ian Fidance
“….if you could AHEM just cash the check please AHEM….”
Ran a red at 2:38 pretty good driving otherwise
I think this is how people drove before cameras lol
@@sjtv6565ppl still drive this in states without camera tickets. Dark out no cops no harm done 😉
Cool video to listen and watch
2:04 - She has a good point 🍚
How did I know this would be a collection of Adam-heavy bits?
Damn im starting to feel bad for Adam lmao
yeah that takedown over the t-shirt joke was fucking brutal
@@iannordin5250 Nick was about to give into his heritage and give Adam a pair of Irish sunglasses
Where are all these "poor adam" bitches coming from? His egg clutch?
Made me a lil sad for him, ngl
@@iunnox666
His brood hive finished hibernation
Nick just wants to be loved 😢
What is this cool video game. it looks like something my 67 year old mind and body might appreciate.
gtav
I wanna hear how Adam got refused ramen
They said he couldn’t take some home in a to go box and he stormed out crying
Nick is mad, he needs alcohol
He needs hand sanitizer lol
6:25 one of the best bits from the show. Probably because it’s not gay. Also, I’m gay.
Lmao. It’s so true
The gay sex check got me. 🤣
Nice
Ironically, cumtown could fit well into the GTAverse if they upped their self deprecation and bouts of contrarianisms
Would be good if they just simulated their fake arguments and did the most expressly caricature stereotypes of every type of person. African guy, jewish korean bill cosby, adams dad
@@sjtv6565 fits well into the sophomoric racial humor those games like to parody
Hell yeah dude
I don’t like how mean they are to Adam
You get out of here right now.
lmao
I do
Yeah I bet his fifty thousand dollar a month paycheck is barely worth it at this point :(
This was before his mom died, it's fine
Up wind
I literally had a Puerto Rican girlfriend said the same shit in like yooooo nick knows the vibe
He ain’t lying about the Jewish museums
Is this Cruisin' USA?
i kept getting distracted by the little downy kid driving around in gta
It will always be Commerce Bank to me.
“Heyyy Yoooo My Guyz! I Wunna By Sum MykwowPraawwsezzuusszzsz$$$ wif dis giant novulty chek!”
I felt that about the wheel..fuck
Great stuff! One of the guys mentioned ramen......Korean ramen hack using Jin brand with chopped kimchi, onions, beaten egg, seaweed, meat, etc. Happy times!
Thats not a hack, thats just preparing a meal
I'm wearing penny socks right now...
Too much shame to wear the t-shirt.
How did UA-cam know I was on my way to the bank?
I remember buying my iMac in 2013 for $1400, best purchase I ever made.
This is Shawn Garcia on a separate account I forgot to mention that I’m gay if that matters
Why upload an amber clip?
“My moms, uh mom.”-Adam “Homo” Freidland.
you driving drunk in these clips?
Yeah he’s just careening around Los Santos shitfaced.
You guys should eat Adam
Jewish bakery is great slang for the Mint.
Why you hating on the t shirt?
Why was dude refused ramen last night???!!??
Have you seen the guy? He was clearly cut-off! The establishment would
be liable if he were to trip and crush some poor person to death
You want driving footage for a vid I can film something in Forza 4 for you
Dude that would rock. What's a good way to get in contact with you?
@@StevenSeagull discord Qannon#3735
@@StevenSeagull what game is this from?
@@gribblegreeble this is GTA 5 but with no HUD
@@StevenSeagull thx
he said drunk at 11 am lol
Nick kinda had a drinking habit for a while there
technically being upwind of the mint means they wouldn't be able to smell it, therefore nick is dumb
Is that girl even in the room with them? Hahaha they talk over her every time
The way it should be
5:20
The Mint, also known as a jewish bakery
Dude what game is that. I wanna simulate getting stuck in traffic.
Lol it’s just GTA5 but I turned the HUD off
Adam would know shit about banks
Both Alien Versus Predator movies are entertaining, just don't expect other movies I enjoy like MOON, Solaris remake, Ex-Machina, blah blah blah. I can enjoy a snobby movie or some simple action.
just don't expect other movies you enjoy...to what? you didn't finish that thought and just named some movies
what game is this??
mario party 4
Why are they so mean to Adam lol I just started listening to this show.
because he’s jewish and he sucks
Am I the only one getting sent off to some plain and pretty lame podcasts after every viewing of Cumtown? It doesn't matter what channel I watch it from, I get some stupid shit like Bill Burr or "your moms podcast", really plain and dull mainstream shit.
Lice
Laterz Banks!
I’m hay
Look out for horses
I mean shit just get Chime.
Blank Check slapped. It was also gay
Does Nick not know what a credit card is? Lmaooo who buys shit straight off their debit card.
6:40 lma0
Adam should flog Nick ...off
Dog day afternoon anyone
Why does this female girl keep speaking without being spoken to?
Versus a male girl?
@@mackjamesnelson Yeah, like Adam
@@mackjamesnelson correct
I would hate to be friends with Adam, because then I'd have to meet Nick and Stav. Also I am gay.
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This podcast would be so much better if it weren’t for that laugh
i'm so used to it that TAFS feels wrong without it
@@Derek_Keenan ok that was my sentiment 1 year ago. 1 year later I am a cumtown addict constantly singing “I’m gay and my dick is small” so now I miss the laugh
@@tonysamosa1717 i feel you my gay brother
am i the only one who thinks stav is incredibly unfunny most of the time
2 years later and you are still right. TAFS is almost as funny without him. He was just a laugh track
GTA5 & RDR2 are the least fun games ever
Ugh, as soon as I hear the hole start talking, I click next video..
nice
Nice