Odin you killed one of his best bud who's not completely whole as his brother wasn't able to recover all his soul. Meaning he can't be brought back so why do you think he decide to started Ragnarok.
@@stalinsoulz7872 no both were true in the original games the gods just didn’t murder or trick him to murder his family cause they would definitely meet the god he once was
@@stalinsoulz7872 i dont remember if this is canon or not but i heard kratos would go into the woods for weeks on end for 10 years fighting trolls and shit to temper his rage
And Helios complaining about getting his head ripped off and being used as a flashlight and questioning who the hell is Mimir? 💀💀💀 it’s literally in the Valhalla DLC 💀
Not to mention the whole thing about kratos carrying Helio's head around. Funny that Kratos never mentioned that but had to do the same with mimir. And I wasnt even reminded of it till the valhalla dlc.
Fun fact, it said in the wiki that Ghost Zeus destroyed all the magic weapons Kratos had when he emerged, which is why they were on the ground, and the Blades of Exile were the only ones still usable So basically Kratos couldn't bring them because he rendered them all useless, and probably creased Hermes' Js as well
He got honourable death by Spartan standards. You know, he could have got even worse - Spartans were not opposed to "having an involuntary intercourse" to shame their opponents...
@@Juggtacula poseidone was more disrespected cause 1 he got his eyes fcked up 2 he got his neck cracked 3 he got a pov beating on his ass 4 he was crawling away and was on his knees literally 5 he fought kratos unfairly cause basically kratos had Gaia fendig off the weird ass giant scorpion tentacle hybrid monster And for the last he was disrespected just beIng the first fcking boss in GO3 like you could argue the Big 3 of olympus should've at least had mini bosses before you fight them but nah poseidone was the mini boss
Honestly Heimdall went out a legend. Dude said "fuck mercy" when given a chance and as he was being choked out he read Kratos mind and called him a monster cause he knew it would mentally fuck him up.
Aries: so all Kratos did was stab you in the neck? That’s pretty tame. Modi: no, it was his son that stabbed me. Greek Gods: HIS WHAT?! Edit: what the fuck did I just start?
I feel like everyone is forgetting Odin wasn't offering peace. He was offering peace* He would have still had an eye on Kratos and if he ever got s good chance he would have gone to silence him. Look at his genocide of the giants all because of prophecy, the conditions the dwarves were forced into, whatever he couldn't control he got rid of. It's stated in the game that if Mimir hadn't convinced Odin the Dwarves could be useful they'd have been genocided too
Poseidon would still see or sense Heimdall's flipping off. In a previous video, Poseidon told Hercules to lower his hand when he tried to raise it, even though he is blind.
@@Aaronrose575 i was about to say otherwise then i remebered the norse killed half the pantheon aka the vanir in god of war so yeah they were weaker by the time kratos got there.
1:45 I like the fact that this video became relevant after they showed Helios' head in Valhala DLC. It's like they predicted this kind of scenario would be triggered in the game.
Who can really blame him? Odin's schemes might not always work out, but he'd never be so stupid to think tricking his best enforcer into murdering his family was a good idea!
Fun fact: All of Odin’s ravens are sacrificed children hanged by their mothers and fathers. To be Odin’s little spies think about that for a moment, and every time you kill them you free them from his control.
Next God of War in Egypt: Odin to the Egyptian Gods: “What happened to the Draupnir Spear?” Egyptian Gods: “Draupnir Spear? More like that spear got Dropped.” Norse Gods: *EMOTIONAL DAMAGE*
Norse Gods: What about the Leviathan Axe? Is it still freezing? Egyptian Gods: The Levia-what now? You mean the stick that melted under the scorching heat of the desert? Faye and the Norse Gods: *Screams of unimaginable breakdown*
@@sirsmiteful6285 maybe not "lose" but part of Brok's blessing is "and may it be put down when it's job is done" and to be fair, it's job is indeed done
I love that Odin does practically every horrible thing he did mostly to find out what the afterlife was like, and in the end, it’s some dude’s office where everyone looks the same.
Odin fearing for his afterlife thinking that he will cease to exist when he dies only to cause that very thing to happen because he was a paranoid ahole
This aged so well... considering Helios tried replacing Mimir and AND Kratos got over all of his issues about all of this disrespect. The devs watched this video and went... yeah we running the fade back through the flashbacks. Hahahaha
Odin: Actually there's one weapon that came with him Zeus: Really? What'd he bring with him? Baldur: These flaming chained blades, he used them for a really cool sequence during our fight Greek Gods: *All look at Ares* Ares: Aw come on! I thought he got rid of those!
That's Modi, not Magni. Which is better, cause dude was super terrified of Kratos' rage and had no idea how easy he got to just be punched into a pillar by him.
@@tipsofthetavern4244 If you're replying to *@CovergGoBlue13,* that thing's probably a bot, not a guy. So don't bother, just report it for spam and move on with your life. 👍
@@keithcraig4263 Yeah, I figured. When people are speaking to each other in separate shots, you gotta make sure they're facing one other. It's way more important than which side their eyepatch is on. Especially when they're all played by the same guy. If dude hadn't locked that down, his videos would be too confusing to be funny.
@@ysgramornorris2452no you can use it in new game + Maybe it is a gift from Valhalla because Valhalla allowed him to do all the upgrades and other things it is possible to give him the sword
@@ysgramornorris2452 actually no he full on has it now, cuse here is the thing Tyr actually lost his arm to garm and the way he got it back is through his trials in vallhalla, he stay'd in valhalla for so long after he conquered himself and his issues that his arm just stay'd with him permanantly. So yeah kratos does have the blade of olympus although its less powerful due to it being manifested from valhalla and not ya know god souls and all that.
@@alfatazer_8991 to be fair I doubt the greek gears get destroyed that easily it was downright used to throw hands in war 😂 He definitely sold them J's
How wild is it that in the newly released DLC for Ragnarok, Helios finally comes on Kratos' hip instead of Mimir and the replacement joke is referenced.
We need another video like this after the Valhalla DLC. Curious if Helios feels vindicated or if Poseidon is pissed they never talked about how he died in Valhalla.
One more thing that disrespects Helios, is that you can actually use Mimir as an attack. Kratos holds Mimir's head up so he can shoot a Bifrost laser that actually kills enemies, instead of Helios' flash.
It's Helios for me. Dude got the disrespect 3 times over. 1. Head used as a flashlight 2. Replaced by Mimir. 3. Job taken by Kratos Son and Mimir again.
@@FoFo_1300no she was not You can see her with the shield maidens after ragnarok And you can even do some side missions related to how she became a valkery in the first place and then visit her again at the same location where you left her at the end of the story
Y'know, after coming back to this video and the mention of the game awards, Eldin Ring didn't take the win so easily. The clash between Elden Ring and God of War: Ragnarök will be remembered for generations to come.
The funny thing is, even though Baldur is able to feel again, now that he's paralyzed from the neck down, he's essentially stuck in the same position as before. Only now is he completely immobilized.
@@E-Burg-Official Yeah, Baldur couldn’t feel pain but the biggest downside was that he literally couldn’t feel anything at all. Sex, food, water, even the cold wind on his back, he was literally numb to it all and it drove him mad.
All of the GOW jokes slayed me but the elden ring joke of basically “bitches I’ve been the new god for 6 months where you been?” Made me un-ironically say “and then kratos entered new game plus.” Aloud to myself. This is internet so you can’t catch my tone of voice, he kills the chosen tarnished instead of the normal last boss. And although the tarnished may stand no chance (namely because the great runes have no canonical power to them) I think the blood borne hunters would give biceptimus a good fight, those guys be built to hunt monsters after all.
The idea of Kratos selling all his shit from the Greek world (minus the blades of chaos of course) to some dwarves as soon as he got to the Norse world is funny asfk 💀😂
Kratos: how much for these lightly used magical shoes? Sindri: *looking at Hermes bloodstained shoes* In what possible way are these lightly used!? I-is that blood all over them? WHY ARE THEY CACKED IN YOUR BLOOD!?!?! Kratos: it's not my blood
@@NightWing101 Sindri: Did you hear something just now? Kratos: I heard nothing - except you, not taking a good deal right in front of you. Sindri: ...fine, I can have Brok melt them down, here, have some Hacksilver.
1) choking Ares out on sight? Priceless 2) Poseidon now becoming the God of Disrespect''? I salute you, sir. 3) The Furies trying to blow up the spot? Comedy gold 4) Elden Ring showing up at the end? Totally unnecessary pettiness... BUT I'LL ALLOW IT!!
They're valid tho. Like listen if you have gold teeth, you ain't it. You're just all talk and no fight. Honestly, Heimdall should be grateful he got it off easy.... unlike Poseidon.
1:18, The Aesir having the chance to see just how much worse Kratos was for the Olympians and trying to console them is so great. And the Olympians learning that Kratos either lost (because Zeus apparently broken everything that wasn’t the Blades of Chaos), ditched or apparently didn’t even need most of the equipment he snatched off of their corpses was even better.
The Aesir reaction was like my mom reacting to me banging Aphrodite in GoW 3. 😆 She didn't care about the goreporn of the og GoW, but if titties popped up she absolutely lost it! Lmao.
@@blackirontarkus2672 Oh, you’re right. And the only thing left from Greece were the Blades Of Chaos, which return to Kratos even when he tried to get rid of them…presumably Athena’s doing.
Also, wasnt Sigrun brought back by Freya for Ragnarok? I remember her, Eir and a bunch of the other valkyries that we fought in GoW 2019 that made it back as allies after we lifted their curse or whatever.
2:00 well that aged well (in the new GOW:R DLC Helios replaces Mimir for a bit) 2:55 too (in that DLC there’s a new rage called legacy where kraits just whips out the Blade)
I love how you can tell how much time passed, too. Poseidon has gotten over the worst of it, and now just laughs at the other Pantheon's misery, and gets to appreciate someone else hating Ares. Also, his blindness temporarily being cured by Kratos getting the ever living fuck beaten out of him by Sigrun is pure genius.
@@orangutank626 Egypt, Japan, Mesoamerica. Heck, I hope Christianity makes an appearance, or at least as a united pantheon of all Abrahamic religions(Christianity, Islam, and Judaism)
@@DEFC0NZER0 They're... they're the same religion. They'll have like 2 slightly different prophets, and still have the main big bad. Plus, it will piss people the fuck off, so it's just a bad business decision.
@@DEFC0NZER0. They're not doing any religion that is still actively worshipped to prevent outrage and stuff... Only dead religion's but that could change I guess.
@@Kachow-bp7sw Japanese Gods have Codes of Honor and Discipline Instilled into them. Who knows, they'd honestly respect each other. As much knowledge I have of Japanese Gods anyways, little of it as well.
@@Aaronrose575 in GoW Ragnarok... He actually does... (Spoiler alert) if after you complete the game you make the Huldra Project #9 (from Lunda), you can use Mimir as a Bifrost weapon
if you're basically getting choked tf out by an angry dude, and he's forced to let go, just stay on the floor. your chances of survival will go from 10% to 25%
I’m not gonna lie, I expected the first thirty seconds of this to be mildly amusing and the rest to be drawn out and unfunny like a lot of skits on yt But you actually kept it really funny the whole way through, six full minutes grinning ear to ear, I commend you bro thanks this was a great watch
Fun fact: Kratos didn't actually sell the stuff he got from the other gods in GOW3. In the final battle, Zeus in his Astral form destroyed those weapons. So now all he has left is the Blades Of Chaos/Exile and Leviathan Axe given to him by Faye.
"I offered him peace, AND HE STARTED RAGNAROK" best line
“I spit on your face if I could see everytime you speak you prove that you're a mistake”
That's the best line!
Both are great lins
Odin you killed one of his best bud who's not completely whole as his brother wasn't able to recover all his soul. Meaning he can't be brought back so why do you think he decide to started Ragnarok.
@@KingOfYamimakaiWell that was before I think but even still Odin has it coming
@@carlosperalta4351Nope. Odin killed Brok when he disguise himself as Tyr which was after he try to make peace with Kratos.
I think the best part is seeing the Norse realize “Oh, Kratos could have been SO much worse. Thank god for therapy”
More like "thank God his a dad now" or that "giant really Tame his ass good"
@@stalinsoulz7872 no both were true in the original games the gods just didn’t murder or trick him to murder his family cause they would definitely meet the god he once was
Kratos: Thank who? 👹
@@stalinsoulz7872 i dont remember if this is canon or not but i heard kratos would go into the woods for weeks on end for 10 years fighting trolls and shit to temper his rage
@@stalinsoulz7872 he was a dad before.
The part with Helios became even funnier after the Valhalla DLC
That and them mentioning the Blade of Olympus.
Yeah 😂 especially after Kratos asks him where is Mimir?
Helios: "Really after all this time this is what you have to say to me? No hello?
@@abdulazimnaushadHello, Helios. Now where's Mimir?
I was hoping to see mention of this and i was not disappointed
@@ChaplainPhantasmI don’t know. Why don’t we go look for him
Poseidon: What about the blade of Olympus
Kratos in Valhalla: oh thanks for reminding me
Hehe yep. My favorite part of the DLC. Cause its in the Main game too!
@@2495781 scuse me wtf?
what main game are we talking about??
God of War Ragnorak* Valhalla @@delsinrowe1318
@@delsinrowe1318NG+ you obtain it after beating the prolog
“She valid. This fight temporarily cured my blindness “. -Poseidon
That part had me hollering 🤣🤣🤣
@@AgentGumle1a scam or a bot
I'll clear this while room with a single enchantment.
Sigrun beating Kratos' ass so badly, Poseidon came out of blindless momentarily to see it, was the highlight of this video. 🤣🤣🤣
he did that with heracules as well last video me thinks he's fibbing and after he died he was able to see he just didn't want to.
@@Nightout88 he didn’t see it he just knew that Hercules was gonna try some shit
Sigrun❤❤❤
She the only one in that room who's humble af, like she knows what's good
Thousandth like
The fact that this man "predicted" the Blade of Olympus in the new DLC is crazy to me
facts
And Helios complaining about getting his head ripped off and being used as a flashlight and questioning who the hell is Mimir? 💀💀💀 it’s literally in the Valhalla DLC 💀
"She's valid"
"What?!"
"Ey look, this fight temporarily cured my blindness"
One of the funniest lines XD
I love how Poseidon just smiles at Ares getting choked out by Odin. Deserved.
Ares : harder all-father
Odin : what
Ares : what
@@Ace_03 Zeus: the heck?
@@rishin7852 nah Zeus out of all people is into that shit
@@Ace_03 huh???!!
@@Ace_03 all-daddy* (OK, I'll see myself out)
“Problem is they call you Allfather but you got sonned by a dwarf” had me in tears.
I slid out my seat on that one. XDD
this one hits different bro
the ultimate disrespect
Poseidon simply doesn't care. He'll roast anyone and anything.😂
RIGHT LMFAOOO
Anyone watching this after the Valhalla dlc came out and Helios came back I’m convinced this man’s is the reason it happened. Lol
Hahahhaa
Yeah, he just appears so he can be of use.
Blade of Olympus as well
Not to mention the whole thing about kratos carrying Helio's head around. Funny that Kratos never mentioned that but had to do the same with mimir. And I wasnt even reminded of it till the valhalla dlc.
Fun fact, it said in the wiki that Ghost Zeus destroyed all the magic weapons Kratos had when he emerged, which is why they were on the ground, and the Blades of Exile were the only ones still usable
So basically Kratos couldn't bring them because he rendered them all useless, and probably creased Hermes' Js as well
Lmao creased Hermes J 😂😂 rendered them useless
hecking disintegrated the limited edition greek kicks
Meh, his Js were fake anyway.
Blades of chaos not exile
Zeus petty af
"Everytime you speak, you prove that you're a mistake" that sounded so much like ingame Odin's voice. Well done.
You can really hear Odin's VA say that line. We need someone to show him this video
Poseidon just be roasting everyone like he's making a holiday dinner!!!
@@infinitecontent8001 Lol
I was about to comment this! That line was delivered so good! Just like Odin, damn!
What does Hermes And Heimdall had in common? They both cocky, they both hard to hit and both their deaths were extremely satisfying
I personally love how Poseidon is just sitting there smiling like he knew Kratos was gonna go to rack more gods
i mean he wasn’t lying when he said that no matter how many gods kratos would kill more would stand up against him
@@kbyaghi ik but it's still funny as hell
@@cameronsuire8171 ik i was just agreeing with you my bad if it didn’t seem like it
😂😂
I think the idea of him killing all normal real world inspired gods and moving to other games, fucking kratos the doom slayer XD
Carrying head of Helios, this aged well. Homie predicted it
And the Blade of Olympus
This dudes execution for these characters is wild. Big respect. "Heimdall is dead, THANK GOD!!!!" that part made me laugh .
No matter how many enter that room, it's nice to see that poseidon is still considered the most disrespected boss.
Don’t you beat his ass from his perspective? That’s fucked up
That beat down was just plain racist
The most disrespected was Helios, because he ripped his head off to use him as a flashlight. Then they just gave him a normal light later.
He got honourable death by Spartan standards. You know, he could have got even worse - Spartans were not opposed to "having an involuntary intercourse" to shame their opponents...
@@Juggtacula poseidone was more disrespected cause
1 he got his eyes fcked up
2 he got his neck cracked
3 he got a pov beating on his ass
4 he was crawling away and was on his knees literally
5 he fought kratos unfairly cause basically kratos had Gaia fendig off the weird ass giant scorpion tentacle hybrid monster
And for the last he was disrespected just beIng the first fcking boss in GO3 like you could argue the Big 3 of olympus should've at least had mini bosses before you fight them but nah poseidone was the mini boss
"Heimdall is dead THANK GOD!"
Literally all the fanbase's reaction to his death.
He was a prick
As a character, I love Heimdall but yeah his death is so satisfying
I swear it was so satisfying struggling that man
Honestly Heimdall went out a legend. Dude said "fuck mercy" when given a chance and as he was being choked out he read Kratos mind and called him a monster cause he knew it would mentally fuck him up.
@@HauntedAnkh Except it didn't an he's still dead
Aries: so all Kratos did was stab you in the neck? That’s pretty tame.
Modi: no, it was his son that stabbed me.
Greek Gods: HIS WHAT?!
Edit: what the fuck did I just start?
Greek gods: oh no, there are two of them now!
Ares: let's see how long this one lasts
@@V_the_he Poseidon: DON'T GET ANY FUCKING IDEAS ARES!
@@tykamen5588 Poseidon: YOU ALREADY MADE HIM KILL ONE
Athena: Unbelievable. Un-fucking-believable.
Watching this after Valhalla dropped and seeing helios get upset about being replaced is gold, this has gone through as a classic.
"I OFFER THAT N**GA PEACE AND HE STARTS RAGNAROK!!" this fucking got me. Right at the beginning
The way he says RAGNAROK with his whole chest AND body is what sends it.
Kratos creating Ragnarok in response to peace is the most kratos thing
You can even see the speckles.
“War is not the only way”
-Kratos the god of war
I feel like everyone is forgetting Odin wasn't offering peace. He was offering peace*
He would have still had an eye on Kratos and if he ever got s good chance he would have gone to silence him. Look at his genocide of the giants all because of prophecy, the conditions the dwarves were forced into, whatever he couldn't control he got rid of. It's stated in the game that if Mimir hadn't convinced Odin the Dwarves could be useful they'd have been genocided too
The collective “SHUT THE FUCK UP” to Heimdall has me ROLLING
"Every time you speak you prove you're a mistake" had me dying
@@geniusdesires "I'd spit on you if I could see you"
“I’d spit on your face if I could see” got me wheezing
Not gonna lie when Heimdall was dodging those punches from Thrud, that was pretty clean.
@@geniusdesires FOR REAL
can we talk about how good this dude’s acting is?? hes juggling like 12 different characters ranging from crying to angry to comedic like wow
1:55 and now in GoW Valhalla he is back!
And so is the Blade of Olympus.
If you ever feel stupid, remember that Heimdall flipped off a blind guy
Or dared to reject peace from the man who soloe'd an entire, more powerful Pantheon
Poseidon would still see or sense Heimdall's flipping off. In a previous video, Poseidon told Hercules to lower his hand when he tried to raise it, even though he is blind.
@@angelb.823 Well, he did say he was the strongest god; probably knew Herc would say something about that and preempted him.
Its cause hes a pussy
@@Aaronrose575 i was about to say otherwise then i remebered the norse killed half the pantheon aka the vanir in god of war so yeah they were weaker by the time kratos got there.
"What about the Blade of Olympus?"
"The Blade of What?"
*Divine Groans of Anguish*
Don’t feel so important now do you
@@ekyue7274Everyone: SHUT THE %#€* UP
@@ekyue7274SHUT THE F UP
*said everyone calmly*
@@ekyue7274 Everyone: Shut the f*ck up!
@@ekyue7274shut the fuck up!
I’d spit on your face if I could see.
Every time you speak you prove that you’re a mistake.
1:45 I like the fact that this video became relevant after they showed Helios' head in Valhala DLC. It's like they predicted this kind of scenario would be triggered in the game.
Even funnier, the Blade of Olympus got back
Dude the way you delivered the line "Every time you speak you prove that you were a mistake" You sounded just like Odin.
Odin choking Ares had me 🤣🤣
It’s funny cause it’s his fault, and everyone after his neck! Literally! 💀
Bro I couldn't watch the full video cuz that part had me dead💀
Poseidon smiling in the background 🤣
Who can really blame him?
Odin's schemes might not always work out, but he'd never be so stupid to think tricking his best enforcer into murdering his family was a good idea!
The fuckin' look on Poseidon's face 🤣
That shit eating grin temporarily restored my faith in humanity
Fun fact: All of Odin’s ravens are sacrificed children hanged by their mothers and fathers. To be Odin’s little spies think about that for a moment, and every time you kill them you free them from his control.
Oh shit I forgot to put a spoiler warning I’m sorry.🤦♂️
What the actual fu- HOW DID I NOT KNOW THIS
Basically sold as slaves for his expense and not given the trial of going through the underworld, Got it
I mean... you can edit the comment to add the spoiler warning.
It’s after you do the side quest the eyes of Odin
"Every time you speak, you prove that you're a mistake"
Had me absolutely dead
I love that he predicted how pissed of helios would be after being replaced
"This fight temporarily cured my blindness, so she got it"
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Wait. Odin died by magic. And Thor died by Odin for not doing the job he was assigned to do
Valkyries valid, dudes.
I half expected Poseidon to just go 'well i still can't see, but it sounded like Kratos was getting his asskicked, so she cool'.
“What about the blade of olympus?!”
“The blade of what?-“
The entire greek pantheon: *UNIMAGINABLE PAIN*
Next God of War in Egypt: Odin to the Egyptian Gods: “What happened to the Draupnir Spear?”
Egyptian Gods: “Draupnir Spear? More like that spear got Dropped.”
Norse Gods: *EMOTIONAL DAMAGE*
Norse Gods: What about the Leviathan Axe? Is it still freezing?
Egyptian Gods: The Levia-what now? You mean the stick that melted under the scorching heat of the desert?
Faye and the Norse Gods: *Screams of unimaginable breakdown*
@@PBV9407 There’s no possible way Kratos is losing Draupnir. The last gift from Brok, a man he called FRIEND.
@@sirsmiteful6285 maybe not "lose" but part of Brok's blessing is "and may it be put down when it's job is done" and to be fair, it's job is indeed done
@@JohnMasterCheif It’s job is to keep peace, and Kratos still has work to do.
“I could clear this whole room with one enchantment.” You know he had Ekzykes’ Decay ready to go right there.
The problem is that they call you 'All-father" but you got son'd by a Dwarf. Is absolutely priceless 🤣
"Heimdall is dead, THANK GOD!!!!" that part made me laugh 🤣😂🤣😂
It felt deservingly mean
"AND MODI WAA--Oh my god!"
Was even better 😂
Thank who?
I replay Ragnarok just so I can kill Heimdall.
idk@@Commielover69
who is god?
I love that Odin does practically every horrible thing he did mostly to find out what the afterlife was like, and in the end, it’s some dude’s office where everyone looks the same.
Oof was that racist to you?
@@tkurz3071 They literally look the same because they’re all played by the same guy.
@@michaelbarney4060 I know, just continuing the running joke...
Odin fearing for his afterlife thinking that he will cease to exist when he dies only to cause that very thing to happen because he was a paranoid ahole
Turns out all you need to see what the afterlife is die
The Helios bit aged really well when you think about the Valhalla dlc
LITERALLY!
This aged so well... considering Helios tried replacing Mimir and AND Kratos got over all of his issues about all of this disrespect. The devs watched this video and went... yeah we running the fade back through the flashbacks. Hahahaha
Odin: Actually there's one weapon that came with him
Zeus: Really? What'd he bring with him?
Baldur: These flaming chained blades, he used them for a really cool sequence during our fight
Greek Gods: *All look at Ares*
Ares: Aw come on! I thought he got rid of those!
Athena: Yeah... About that...
Damn, he shoulda put that part in here somewhere. Ares still fuckin up AFTER death...
Athena: See, what had happened was.....
Kratos: I tried several times to get rid of them, but they always come back.
Odin to Ares: You bastard you Doom us all!!!
"Man this fight temporarily cured my blindness, she's valid"
I belly laughed on that one! 🤣
I definitely snorted myself
As I read this, he said it😭
So disgusting... who says belly laugh, that just sounds unattractive... and so does snorting
@@malachi3369 It’s words on a screen bro relax.
@@malachi3369 says the unattractive dude:
3:00 everyone to Heimdall “SHUT THE FUCK UP!” made me laugh so hard 😂😂😂
"I'd spit on yo face if I could see"😂
let’s be honest the devs saw this and just went. bro alone is responsible for Valhalla.
2:59 “Every time you speak you prove that you’re a mistake” this line killed me and he’s not even wrong 💀
It even sounds like odin
Am i the only one who saw a typo "zues"
@@AnotherSupremacyGuy nah i saw it too, i knew what he meant with it and that’s what matters.
What that guy with bandage played as?
Yeah, I'm stealing that line this lol.
Ares: So he just stabbed you in the neck?
Modi: Actually it was his son
Poseidon: THERE’S TWO OF THEM NOW?!
Wait what
@@tonisadiraj9978 i think he mean since kratos had a daughter and now he has a son which ares was dead before atreus was born.
@@genyatusamaki1219 sorry my english not so good i thought there was aa 3d
As in there are now two things out there killing gods
lmao that be the funny shit ever, all the greek god find out Kratos got a son
I like how Odin probably entered the afterlife found out who created Kratos/ghost of Sparta and Ares was just “first time?” And Odin just went *D I E*
THE BLADE OF OLYMPUS IS BACK!!!!
The Norse god’s got the older, calmer kratos 😂
the Greek gods, got the prime young, angry kratos 😭
mike tyson kratos lol
@@Echo_1773 pretty much lol Hercules and Zeus witnessed that first hand lol
Both are quite terrifying either way.
it is stated that old Kratos is stronger tho. Funniest shit about this, is that both pantheons brought it on themselves.
Kratos is 2x as powerful as when he was in the Greek pantheon
The fact that Helios came back in the dlc is hilarious. Mans predicted shit on accident
I'd like to think the devs saw this video and wanted to give Helios something back.
Sameeeee XD
I love how magni says to posiden “i bet yours wasn’t that bad” and he is in complete horror when he is shown the video
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Kratos held back a LOT when it came to the god kills in the newer games fr
That's Modi, not Magni.
Which is better, cause dude was super terrified of Kratos' rage and had no idea how easy he got to just be punched into a pillar by him.
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Can we appreciate this guy's attention to detail with costumes? He got a band-aid on exactly where Heimdall bled when Kratos first hit him.
Wrong side. Odin's eyepatch is on the wrong side too. I suspect he inverted those shots to get a better shot/reverse shot flow.
@@rottensquidthings are reversed on camersla
@@keithcraig4263 Yeah, I figured. When people are speaking to each other in separate shots, you gotta make sure they're facing one other. It's way more important than which side their eyepatch is on. Especially when they're all played by the same guy. If dude hadn't locked that down, his videos would be too confusing to be funny.
it would've been funnier if helios was just his head
I like how he spelt Zeus like “Zues”
3:47 The Furies and The Fates in the same room? Nice.
Now that Kratos has the Blade of Olympus.
He doesn't.
It's only in Valhalla. It's a projection of his mind.
@@ysgramornorris2452no you can use it in new game +
Maybe it is a gift from Valhalla because Valhalla allowed him to do all the upgrades and other things it is possible to give him the sword
@@ysgramornorris2452 actually no he full on has it now, cuse here is the thing Tyr actually lost his arm to garm and the way he got it back is through his trials in vallhalla, he stay'd in valhalla for so long after he conquered himself and his issues that his arm just stay'd with him permanantly.
So yeah kratos does have the blade of olympus although its less powerful due to it being manifested from valhalla and not ya know god souls and all that.
“He sold your J’s for about 150 to some dwarves” hits perfectly because being useless to him, it sounds exactly what Kratos would do
Sindri actually asks him about what happened to all the high level gear he and Brok crafted in GOW 2018 and Kratos' response was "I used it."
@@alfatazer_8991 to be fair I doubt the greek gears get destroyed that easily it was downright used to throw hands in war 😂
He definitely sold them J's
@@gomgom9060 kratos gets ripped of them in the end of GoW 3 when fighting zeus
It also sounds like about how much them cheap ass dwarves would buy them for.
@@gomgom9060 Mimir asks Kratos if he can use the magic he had from his homeworld and Kratos said that no but he tried to
Poseidon never fails to make me laugh 😂😂 and Heimdall getting disrespected all the time is gold
Heimdall deserves that for being such a bitch the whole time
cuz he a bitch!
You mean Hephaestus? Heimdall was barely mentioned.
@Romanolse1 ya scam bot?
@@dontreadmyprofilepicture8817 nah bro, the one with the bandage is Heimdall
How wild is it that in the newly released DLC for Ragnarok, Helios finally comes on Kratos' hip instead of Mimir and the replacement joke is referenced.
We need another video like this after the Valhalla DLC. Curious if Helios feels vindicated or if Poseidon is pissed they never talked about how he died in Valhalla.
Most definitely
One more thing that disrespects Helios, is that you can actually use Mimir as an attack. Kratos holds Mimir's head up so he can shoot a Bifrost laser that actually kills enemies, instead of Helios' flash.
Ayo what? How???
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It's a relic you get from doing a quest I think
That and he's actually banging sigrun
@@Kuraihoshi_Tomi Mimir gives some amazing head.
I'm torn for my favorite:
-Odin choking Ares
-Modi being horrified by Poseidon's beatdown
-Helios' existential crisis over Mimir
I’m going for Odin choking Ares. Made for a hilarious cold open
how everyone's collectively hates Heimdall got me so good tho LMAOOO
Poseidon getting unblind from seeing Sigrun fuck up Kratos tho💀
Oh and don't forget about Icarus, i hope hes okay
It's Helios for me. Dude got the disrespect 3 times over.
1. Head used as a flashlight
2. Replaced by Mimir.
3. Job taken by Kratos Son and Mimir again.
"Glad he didn't use my wings"
"Icarus still falling*
'Who's that?!"
"The Question and the Answer"
2:14 😅well…..the blade of olympus is back, so HELL YEAH!!
I love that Sigrun is the only one here playing nice even though she probably lasted the longest out of all of them.
And is also, actually... Alive.
@@MetalGearCheese14 and y’know, actually pretty chill and not furiously vengeful
And, y’know, not actually a villain.
@@FoFo_1300no she was not
You can see her with the shield maidens after ragnarok
And you can even do some side missions related to how she became a valkery in the first place and then visit her again at the same location where you left her at the end of the story
@FoFo_1300 no she didn't
Heimdall getting the respect he deserves and Sigrun's fight curing Poseidons blindness temporarily is fucking hilarious
573 like no comments lemme fix that
@@zc5809 thanks bud
I love how they are not mad at Kratos, but Ares
And Heimdall
@@abdulazimnaushadand zeus
Y'know, after coming back to this video and the mention of the game awards, Eldin Ring didn't take the win so easily. The clash between Elden Ring and God of War: Ragnarök will be remembered for generations to come.
The funny thing is, even though Baldur is able to feel again, now that he's paralyzed from the neck down, he's essentially stuck in the same position as before. Only now is he completely immobilized.
At least he can feel everything from the neck up.
Also can eat and drink.
@@phant0m291 he could eat and drink before??
@@E-Burg-Official Yeah, Baldur couldn’t feel pain but the biggest downside was that he literally couldn’t feel anything at all.
Sex, food, water, even the cold wind on his back, he was literally numb to it all and it drove him mad.
@@E-Burg-Official That’s what happens in the story.
Kratos: "You also kill Gods?"
Tarnished: **
Kratos: "Hm."
Gods: A lose is a lose
Gorr the God Butcher: hey can I join?
Demi-Fiend: "...yo is this the god-killer club?"
@@JeSsE10mCcOy11 he needs to do meeting for god killers
Doom Slayer: ...
"What about the Blade of Olympus?"
Give it time...
I like the fact that each pantheon no matter Norse or Greece act not like a family but as some group of friends that secretly hate each other
Hephaestus broke me.
Dude just wanted to protect his daughter.
The one thing in life that genuinely made him happy.
I still hate the fact that he was killed to this day.
And Kratos didn't even mention that he felt sorry for what he did to him...he had 2 games but he didnt
All of the GOW jokes slayed me but the elden ring joke of basically “bitches I’ve been the new god for 6 months where you been?” Made me un-ironically say “and then kratos entered new game plus.” Aloud to myself. This is internet so you can’t catch my tone of voice, he kills the chosen tarnished instead of the normal last boss. And although the tarnished may stand no chance (namely because the great runes have no canonical power to them) I think the blood borne hunters would give biceptimus a good fight, those guys be built to hunt monsters after all.
My opinion on phaesti was was kinda brutal but also in tone with the game, a simple “awwwww, you shouldn’t stand in my way.”
Kratos tried to save Pandora remember that
The idea of Kratos selling all his shit from the Greek world (minus the blades of chaos of course) to some dwarves as soon as he got to the Norse world is funny asfk 💀😂
for hacksiver 😎
Kratos: how much for these lightly used magical shoes?
Sindri: *looking at Hermes bloodstained shoes* In what possible way are these lightly used!? I-is that blood all over them? WHY ARE THEY CACKED IN YOUR BLOOD!?!?!
Kratos: it's not my blood
@@chriswihulu Hermes as a ghost: THATS MY JAYS
@@NightWing101 Sindri: Did you hear something just now?
Kratos: I heard nothing - except you, not taking a good deal right in front of you.
Sindri: ...fine, I can have Brok melt them down, here, have some Hacksilver.
@@chriswihulu Brok: melt then down! Shit I'll be wearing them! Hand them over
The fact that Poseidon was smiling while ares was being chocked got me ded
helios being bitter aged so well in ragnarok valhalla
1) choking Ares out on sight? Priceless
2) Poseidon now becoming the God of Disrespect''? I salute you, sir.
3) The Furies trying to blow up the spot? Comedy gold
4) Elden Ring showing up at the end? Totally unnecessary pettiness... BUT I'LL ALLOW IT!!
The Elden Ring joke would've aged very poorly if GOWR won GOTY.
But the fact it did win GOTY this year makes it even funnier.
It was 100% warranted
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I love how even in death EVERYONE still hates Heimdall absolutely hilarious. LMAO
They're valid tho. Like listen if you have gold teeth, you ain't it. You're just all talk and no fight. Honestly, Heimdall should be grateful he got it off easy.... unlike Poseidon.
Imagine being so much of a dick that people like son-killer Odin better than you.
He was so annoying I hoped there was another phase so I could beat his ass again
@@rs0620 i WAS wondering if he had gold teeth or if he just drank a lot of coffee lmao
@@bbittercoffee tbf, one of his title is ''the one with the golden teeth"
Helios being so torn up only to come back with the new DLC is great.
"What about the Blade of Olympus?"
"The what?"
Valhalla DLC: Hold my Mead!
1:18, The Aesir having the chance to see just how much worse Kratos was for the Olympians and trying to console them is so great. And the Olympians learning that Kratos either lost (because Zeus apparently broken everything that wasn’t the Blades of Chaos), ditched or apparently didn’t even need most of the equipment he snatched off of their corpses was even better.
The Aesir got lucky god of war 3 kratos would have perform mortal Kombat fatalities on all of them
Blame Zeus for destroying them and Athena took the Blades of Olympus
The Aesir reaction was like my mom reacting to me banging Aphrodite in GoW 3. 😆
She didn't care about the goreporn of the og GoW, but if titties popped up she absolutely lost it! Lmao.
Well technically Zeus broke ALL of the weapons in GOW3 in the last battle, so the blame’s on him.
@@blackirontarkus2672 Oh, you’re right. And the only thing left from Greece were the Blades Of Chaos, which return to Kratos even when he tried to get rid of them…presumably Athena’s doing.
I love that Sigrun is so calm and just says "hello" while smiling and everyone else yelling and arguing eachother.
Also, wasnt Sigrun brought back by Freya for Ragnarok? I remember her, Eir and a bunch of the other valkyries that we fought in GoW 2019 that made it back as allies after we lifted their curse or whatever.
@@sirporthos3957 Yes she was helping us in the final mission
Sigrun is just there, enjoying the show, loving every Aesir outburst, especially Odin's
Gra took her place after along with berserkers
Does this mean that Gna will be joining her later? 😂
This hit different after the DLC lmaoooo
2:00 well that aged well (in the new GOW:R DLC Helios replaces Mimir for a bit) 2:55 too (in that DLC there’s a new rage called legacy where kraits just whips out the Blade)
Kratos getting his ass beat cured Poseidon's blindness LMFAOOOOOOOOO
Temporary
Not surprised. The Valkyries were built different. I still can't hear "Valhalla" without anticipating multiple divebombs and curb stomps.
Either that or the Dominant stomps
Poseidon looking at Odin strangling Ares while smiling is pure gold
Edit: OMFG I’ve never received so many likes, thanks guys
it is
Too funny
What do you mean looking? He's blind
It’s hilarious 😂
@@dantesparda4610 that also cured his blindness for a moment, just he didn't spoke about
The Helios bit hits a little different after the DLC
Love how Poseidon looks so smug like he can actually see ares being choked out
I love how you can tell how much time passed, too. Poseidon has gotten over the worst of it, and now just laughs at the other Pantheon's misery, and gets to appreciate someone else hating Ares. Also, his blindness temporarily being cured by Kratos getting the ever living fuck beaten out of him by Sigrun is pure genius.
If he got $1M and free reign, we'd get some next level content for the masses!!!
I cant wait until Egypt makes an appearance
@@orangutank626 Egypt, Japan, Mesoamerica. Heck, I hope Christianity makes an appearance, or at least as a united pantheon of all Abrahamic religions(Christianity, Islam, and Judaism)
@@DEFC0NZER0 They're... they're the same religion. They'll have like 2 slightly different prophets, and still have the main big bad. Plus, it will piss people the fuck off, so it's just a bad business decision.
@@DEFC0NZER0.
They're not doing any religion that is still actively worshipped to prevent outrage and stuff... Only dead religion's but that could change I guess.
Kratos built so different that he had 2 pantheons meet up like how tf you do that 💀💀💀
He might have 3 or 4 pantheons questioning their actions in a couple years
@@kingjohn8980 Can’t wait for Amun and Amaterasu to curb stomp Ares in the afterlife
bruh frr 😭😭
@@Kachow-bp7sw Japanese Gods have Codes of Honor and Discipline Instilled into them.
Who knows, they'd honestly respect each other.
As much knowledge I have of Japanese Gods anyways, little of it as well.
@@kingjohn8980 I can see entire pantheons jumping Ares for the BS he pulled on Kratos
"What about the blade of Olympus?!" that aged well
I love how Ares has spent the entire time trying to get his breath after being strangled.
I love the idea of Odin showing up in post-Kratos therapy, and with no warning just launching himself at Ares.
totally in character for him. Especially with the state of mind he was in after atreus de-souled him
Especially since he totally knew kratos lore and who's responsible for everything
Not gonna lie, I love the way he screamed Ragnarok. You can practically feel the hatred when he screamed that word
Same. That shit gives instant goosebumps. A+ acting !
the spit flinging 😩😩
Same energy as Posiedon in the previous video when he's shouting about how Kratos "FUCKED YOUR WIFE"
Well the bit about the Blade of Olympus aged well
Edit: Oh, and Helios
"none of your weapons came over" not anymore lol
Kratos uses Mimir's head
Helios: First time?
Medusa: I should ask that question
Euryale: I will back you up on that.
Worst part for the others is that Kratos doesn't even uses Mimir's head, just carries it
@@Aaronrose575 in GoW Ragnarok... He actually does... (Spoiler alert) if after you complete the game you make the Huldra Project #9 (from Lunda), you can use Mimir as a Bifrost weapon
@@MysterixInfinity right, I forgot about that, but we can both agree it wasn't nearly as disrespectful as Helio's or Medusa's
@@Aaronrose575 fair enough
What I love is the implication that even after Odin is done strangling him, Aries STAYS on the ground for the whole thing.
if you're basically getting choked tf out by an angry dude, and he's forced to let go, just stay on the floor. your chances of survival will go from 10% to 25%
Odin pick up Mjolnir with one hand
Imagine what that will do to Ares if they are alive
well yeah, he fuckin' better lmao
Odin literally created all of creation with his brothers. I think we can say safely that those hands can do work.
@@ee-jm2tt Work? Those hands do hard labor with no breaks or vacations.
I’m not gonna lie, I expected the first thirty seconds of this to be mildly amusing and the rest to be drawn out and unfunny like a lot of skits on yt
But you actually kept it really funny the whole way through, six full minutes grinning ear to ear, I commend you bro thanks this was a great watch
the funniest thing is that Heimdall can't talk to Poseidon because he has no eyes he can look into 1:09
Fun fact: Kratos didn't actually sell the stuff he got from the other gods in GOW3. In the final battle, Zeus in his Astral form destroyed those weapons. So now all he has left is the Blades Of Chaos/Exile and Leviathan Axe given to him by Faye.
Um......he got the Blades Of Chaos only from Greece and the Leviathan Axe was passed on from Faye when he was in the Norse Realm or World '-'
what about the blade of olympus
Buddy you can see at end of how 3 all his weapons on the ground
@@spear8403 No power in it, thing is essentially just a pretty sword.
actually he doesn't have the blades of chaos since Ares took them back, Kratos has the Blades of Exiled