Netflix Dating Shows are a Nightmare
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- Опубліковано 8 лют 2025
- After months of voyaging through the terrifying landscape that is Netflix and barely making it out alive, I have finally returned from my adventures to bring you this.
This video is a criticism of three of Netflix's most popular dating shows.
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▼ Time Stamps▼
0:00 Intro
1:51 First Show
15:27 Second Show
33:23 Third Show
38:56 Conclusion
▼ CREDIT ▼
►Outro Segment Music
Artist: Jacob Tillberg
Song: Broken
Upload Link: • Jacob Tillberg - Broken
►Background Music
Chill Background Songs
Artist: Harris Heller
Song: Fly me High
Song: Plethora
Song: Huntress
Song: Dark Matter
Song: Path Less Traveled
Song: Endless Drift
Song: Ain't No Rest for the Stars
Song: When You Were Here
The Classical Music
(Retrieved from "Audio Library - Music for Content Creators")
Artist: Bizet
Song: Habanera
Artist: Mendelssohn
Song: Midsummer Night's Dream
Artist: Grieg
Song: Morning Mood
Artist: Beethoven
Song: Symphony No.5
Song: Moonlight Sonata
Additional Tracks
Artist: Kevin Macleod
Song: Bent and Broken
Song: Promising Relationship
Artist: Harris Heller
Song: Neon Renegade
►Game in background: Cuphead
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The first show is so obviously scripted yet they’re still trying to hide it, like cmon spending 30 days with a complete stranger without kissing them is like the worlds easiest challenge
Yeah even more with kissing squared
@@funky_tree looool
A teenage boy could do that
(If you know you know)
@@Smol_potato-s1p cmon as a teenage boy we are not that irredeemable
30 days? I HAVE TRAINED MY WHOLE LIFE FOR THIS!
For Peter's elimination on Too hot to handle. There were two reasons.
1. He wasn't adding enough drama.
2. He and Melinda got fairly close and the producers were against it because they wanted her to end up with Marvin. (She stated it in an Interview)
Imagine eliminating someone because they’re playing the show right and because they’re ruining your ship
"Why are these humans building connections with the people we already made relationships for" - THTH producers probably
Those shows are am accurate representation ñf everyhthing that is wrong with modern love relationships.
And they promote the same damaging relationships.
This is why shipping should be restricted to fictional characters and should not spread to real people.
@@SergioLeonardoCornejo i want to know how an enye accidentally gets typed in place of an o
“Are you a nerd nerd or are you like a hot nerd?”
“Baby I’m a hot nerd”
“ *YE-* “
That perfectly cut scream nearly made me topple to the floor,I struggled to breathe
“Today we are looking into the deeply terrifying world of Netflix Dating Shows”
Me: Why do I subject myself to such torture…
M A S O C H I S M
@@Voidlingstudiosofficial
very random and funny
😐
@@averysadsack1289 without the fun part
@@thesaltyanimator lol
@@Voidlingstudiosofficial same
When people needed her most...she arrived
I’m lowkey sick of seeing comments like this when a UA-camr comes back after a break
@@AntwanMackJr I'm sorry,I was just really happy she posted since I was in school
@@Shysgalaxy don’t worry about it 👌
@@Shysgalaxy don’t worry 😉
Nice avatar reference
Discord dating is more interesting than these Netflix dating shows
*I agree with you, tiny boi*
Ew,Discord
@@atanaZiongoogle translate likes discord
Ew David
When you said Discord, I 1st thought you meant the MLP character
It's safe to say for the first show that most people here would just awkwardly sit in the back corner all alone for 30 days straight.
Ez 100k
Who needs romance when you have a Switch, some hot cocoa, and a teddy bear?
Yeah I'd just play games and stuff, I wish I got into this show tbh
I honestly wish I could be on that show sheerly because of how easy it'd be.
@@willipphittebane5741 I get that, but you would probably be disqualified for not being "interesting" enough for the show and not forming connections. It would be cool to partake just to live on a luxury hotel too, but that doesn't mean its actually good entertainment
"Humans are fascinating and is amazing to watch them" seems like every Sasuke fan when you point them how their favorite character is criminaly bad written
I don’t know what you mean dude Sasuke’s written fine
@@Lordbullywug Believe it, he's not
People are interesting though
@@Lordbullywug all of naruto is badly written besides world building.
damn imagine aliens finding people and interacting first by tapping into the internet. they look around and wind up finding that imdb comment assuming that all humans are like how they are on too hot to handle
I love the "vibe" this video has, the Lofi and the calm voice with Cuphead in the background, even though the topic of the video is arguably the worst Netflix content possible.
vibe so good i fell asleep to this
its lofi actually not jazz
@@oopiecanoopie3455 semantics¯\_༼ •́ ͜ʖ •̀ ༽_/¯
@@oopiecanoopie3455 Fixed it 👍
@@oopiecanoopie3455 it's usually really great when both genres overlap a bit
So wait.
Jessica is in her 30s and acts like this?
Barnet dodged a bullet.
Considering he’s still with amber definitely
He’s damn lucky he chose Amber instead of Jessica
She came off as such a pathetic loser.
The type of girl who'd murder a guy if he tried to leave her. Matt was a fool for not ditching her the moment they got to Mexico.
The months long wait for a 40 minute video is definitely worth it
Yes indeed
Certainly
Don’t forget that extra second
Yep
Savantics may not upload very often but whatever’s uploaded is usually quality content
"At least we know I'm not going for professionalism" idk, that shot of Beef with the fart noise seemed pretty professional to me 🙄🙄
cool
@@natan.mp4 cool
OMg TiMe TravEL
Beef: "meow" **farts**
Ye that was like the funniest confirmation of words.
I was disappointed as you were explaining "Love is Blind". I thought they would take a bunch of hot people who have had to rely on only their looks and go on dates with actual blind people
Maybe there should be a dating site for actually blind people, I imagine it must make it hard to find a relationship with that handicap. They cant use normal dating sites either, and it probably doesn't help to live the life of a handicapped person needing assistance
@@zakosist I don't mean to be rude but... how would they use the site, they are blind after all
@@RobticRobyn They could use dating shows like these and have people around them help those who are interested get there. May actually be a good concept for once, even though reality dating has its flaws, so do internet dating.
Optional but if people there want to stay anonymous they can keep the audience as "blind" to what they look like as the partakers, by wearing costumes. Doesn't have to be those creepy animal costumes, they could wear a balaclava or something
@@zakosist but that's sounds more like blind dating (pun not intended) than using a website like you're suggesting
@@RobticRobyn Screen readers
"People all around the world who they deem to be commitmentphobic". A more accurate translation: "The most conveniently attractive people they can find and prpbably have no personality, or are toxic, or both, besides being attractive/hot and shallow and don't know how to handle relationships or have such high impossible standards, no common human being can meet, which makes them perfect for shallow television drama and romance. Tjough the second one is a bit too long XD
Yes
But tbh this what everyone think of any pretty person
A PRC reality show called If You Are The One is on SBS Viceland. It’s so utterly off putting, it feels like a crazy firewall spectacle gone awfully right.
Also, All around the world = 90% America and the UK.
Someone who truly dont want commitment wouldn't sign up for a show where that is the main goal.
Jessica's mind is fifteen years younger than she is
The rules: No touching
Them: 😱😥😣😫😓😭😨😢😬
Me, who feels discomfort with physical contact: 😃🤩🥰🥳🎉✨
😃🤩🥰🥳🎉✨gang
Then you'll get kicked off for not being able to cause drama
Fr😤😫😩😆😃🤐🕴️
@@genzhours9466 i-💀 I'm glad I was kicked off
SAMEEE
i feel uncomfortable with physical contact too so yay i win!
the first show is so weird because it also implies that physical affection makes your connection with someone else less meaningful? from what i've experienced, stuff like that can make you feel more connected with your s/o rather than more distant with them. it's weird.
Its morw ignore the obvious that phiscyal attraction do Matter..but not how much
It’s basically low key fundamentalist religion cringe lol
I've never heard of Love is Blind till now and honestly the entire thing feels so forced
I mean the entire thing escalates to a marriage relatively quickly and its understandable only 2 couples ended up fully married. And even then, I doubt they're gonna stay together
I watched it over the pandemic with my mum and sister and it was absolutely RIDICULOUS. So many people think that they are hot shit but in reality they are just average looking with the intelligence of a potato. I think only one couple lasted in the one year update.
@McMari 100%! The worst part of the show was definitely what’s-her-nuts. Her presence gave me a brain aneurysm!
Imagine if all "couples" said no to each other. Thought I hope that the people who actually got married aren't in an unhappy marriage. I know it's a show so it's very likely that it is unhappy
Fun fact, both of the season 1 couples and at least one season 2 couple (with couples therapy in that season 2 pair) are still happily married. One has a UA-cam show called hangin with the Hamiltons and seem fine.
@@eldritchcupcakes3195 this is the only good thing that came from Netflix reality shows
Imagine having an asexual and/or aromantic person in the first show, they would basically just win. (Or probably be kicked out because they are too powerful for this show)
dont like its at 69
@@alfiealfie35 71st like.
Show runner: get out you are not making drama
Me: that was the point.... *starts floating in mid air* and I'm not finished
Show runner: *anime shock*
As an ace arospec person, I would just go enjoy the island in my free time. The beaches look pretty nice
@@supercamborg4218 same
I feel an important thing with love is blind is that there is NO interaction other than a basic conversation. Which with how the show is built I understand that. As it's impossible with how they made everything to do anything else. Which is why in my opinion, if you were were do something like this and actually care about the results, there is a genuinely easier way to do it.
Make it all online. Just have the 2 people meet online, without being able to see what each other looks like. Preferably not every interaction is recorded, but if they do something like play a game online, it could be, and otherwise with stuff like texting and everything like that, the people choose what ones they want to send to the show. And then from there cause it's obviously a show, just do the wedding stuff or whatever they normally do I'm dumb and can't remember things well. Basically give people more ways to actually communicate, but keep their actual looks hidden, and that's a way to keep the premise of the show while also having it actually function as an even somewhat legitimate expirement.
They could also wear a costume, and still be physically in the same room actually doing stuff together.
@@zakosist that was just what SexyBeasts did tho they looked weird
“What’s up fellow _____”
Truly a iconic phrase. Glad to hear it once again.
Instead of "Sexy Beasts" or just "Beasts" you should've called it (meme alert)
"Sussy Beasts"
Ding ding ding ding ding ding ding
ding ding ding! LOL
Its only 2 clicks to delete this comment
@@bluecat5669 or one click to fire the gun :)
@@Stoopid420 zero clicks to just not make this post in the first place
SUSSY BEASTS
XD
Stop posting about among us, I'm tired of seeing it. My friend on tik tok post this meme, on discord fucking meme. I was in server right? And all the channel is among us stuff i-when I see the trash I be like the trash is sus ding ding ding ding ding I saw my penis and I think of astronaut helmet, penis more like pensus aaaaaaaaaaaaa
Savantics is back, the rocult may continue
(seriously tho really freaking happy you’re back)
Yeah
same
Five stages of “kissing squared”
Confusion
Confusion
Confusion
Confusion
Acceptance
i tried calling the number in the video. all i heard after they picked up was, "compensate these nuts! HAH GOTEEM" never trusting Savantics with any legal advice anymore
Can I assume you took a month to watch these shows, the spent the remaining five psychologically recovering from the experience?
Yep
Yep
Yep
Yep
Yep
“Love is Blind”
I also want to be blind after watching this monstrosity.
Physical attraction is still important in a relationship, not as important as personality but still important.
I agree. Physical attractiveness does play a role in romantic interactions, even if what people find physically attractive differs from person to person i.e. a skinny person could be attracted to overweight people, etc.
Your just ableist and racist
5:20 I get the feeling “disturbing the group environment” is code for “he didn’t want to be on the show anymore”.
When the world needed her most...
She came back
33:55 Never thought I would see a Styracosaurus having dinner with a wolf.
What a time to be alive
Why must Netflix sunk so low; have they not learned their leason from Cuties
I’m not even gonna lie hearing that name literally made me gag
@@sammysquid3702 that's the encouraged reaction
Can't wait until they sink even lower
“I’m a pretty intellectual thinker” “Does the clock start with a twelve or a one”, Absolute genius folks
We can all see who smoked as a fetus...
Spoiler: it's all of them
@@nathanjereb9944 i didn't know a fetus could smoke a cigarette.
@@cryguy0000 I dunno how but they did
they said they were an intellectual thinker, not that they were an intellectual who thinks
@@jaydentt Good roast
I have only one response to those Netflix dating shows
"My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined"
"With a thousand reasons to smile but I chose to cry"
-Uzaruto Narzumaki
Fun fact, the two couples that said yes are still happily married! I had to read so many gossip blogs I think my brain is melting
I'm literally going to sob from the intro "That's how dogs do it" please no I cannot
You wanna know if love is blind? Have the show over Discord. I have seen so many people fall in love over Discord and have only done voice chat (myself included and woo is my wife the biggest cutie on this planet). And, honestly, the other problem with this show is that not only do they not have time to get out of the honeymoon phase, they just,,, don't get time to know each other. Talk for ten days, get married in 28 days after? I bet they would have been called shallow if they started talking serious finances on the show.
36:19 the makeup department need to get a job actually worthy of their talent, because holy cow that's impressive.
Could'nt they just hire a bunch of people on fursuits instead of making a cronenberg film
Would definitely rather see uwu people in cute fursuits than looking at... that terrorfyingly good make up, I guess.
Honestly….I’d watch that
Seems Much Better As A Concept In All Honesty
Atleast fursuits dont look like a mutilated rigby
You can't just dissapear for months and Act like nothing happened
JK love your shit Savannah
Her name is Savannah
It was 4 months
S a m a n t h a
@@x-treme_gamer Sorry I'm kinda Stupid
South Park perfectly describes Netflix within one gag. And it aged too well...
link?
i watched love is blind as a joke with a family member, we were mocking it the entire time which is the only reason i enjoyed watching it
ALSO JESSICA GAVE WINE TO HER DOG LIKE IT WAS COMPLETELY NORMAL AND NOT HARMFUL FOR THE DOG
31:38 is simply the best part of this video.
*Also, don't be a Jessica.*
God, she's so annoying and horrible
I think Netflix is trying to speedrun their reputation into the ground. And they're on world record pace rn.
nothing can damage them more than cuties
@@thesilverblueman TRUE
Ah hell yeah, I love it when Savantics upload a new video
I have a conspiracy theory that Too Hot to Handle is the creation of the bullied kids at school and they made the show to essentially punish the popular kids for what they had done. But it sucks, so... yeah.
The jokes is this video are so immaculate, especially while discussing the second TV show. Jessica pulling out the death note and that weirdly specific discription of the popular girl
Barnett: we had a friendship
Jessica: we do!
Respect,
Most youtubers wouldve split these videos into 3 parts
I love how the show is called "Love Is Blind" despite that saying meaning something entirely different.
The saying means that when you're already in love with someone, you can turn blind to their mistakes or flaws.
Not whatever they were interpreting there.
"I was hoping she'd eliminate me" 💀
Fucking sent me
The "beasts" one would have me crying if i was on it tbh
the costumes for the last one are amazing detailed and lifelike, i'd love to see those makeup artists do some creature design for horror films
So I just wanna say that if Netflix gave us more seasons of Camp Cretaceous, or more HTTYD series, or more seasons of Godzilla Singular Point, they would be redeemed.
Love on the Spectrum is a pretty redeeming series. It's a documentary series about people wit autism trying to navigate social romance and relationships while dealing with a lack of social awareness. As someone close to many people with autism and aspergers (and likely having it myself, online tests always say "very high probability" and I have many classic symptoms, I just don't see a need to seek a formal diagnosis), it's very respectful of the disability and showcases the additional challenges that come from ASD when trying to date.
So...S**y Beasts...okay, I do hope those people in the background of the show are paid background actors or something and not real people. Even then, they're not being paid enough. I would not wish this on my worst enemy. Having to witness this firsthand. It's terrible as a show, but live? No. Like, just imagine you're going to your favorite bar/amusement park/whatever, and you see two people going on a date dressed like....that.
Just found this channel. You had me sold at the “your mom” joke.
I fell for my boyfriend's voice and personality and I didn't even know what he looked like for a while. When I saw what he looked like I was surprised because his face didn't match his voice when I pictured him in my head however I decided to keep the relationship going because his personality and how he treats me is worth commiting to. The bond we have is to strong to break.
relatable
I almost lost faith in the Rocult, in the crab gods, but my faith was not misplaced!
I've said it before and I'll say it again: if Sexy Beasts really wanted to see if love was blind, they should have hired fursuit-makers and made every contestant wear a fursuit. You can't tell shit about how a person looks under a fursuit, especially a fullbody suit.
So we turn all the contestants into furries? Even that would be better then what we got.
@@the_popanator Hell ye.
Ah yes everyone sweating bullets and passing out from heatstroke
@@craftworded Worth it lol
Some anti-furry would jam springlocks in the things I'm guessing
as an aromatic asexual who never kissed anyone, Too Hot to Handle is an absolute *w i n*
arospec ace here. let's go get that 10 grand homie :D
Fellow aro/ace reporting, count me in 💪
Fellow aroace!!! Let's get that W⭐✨💕
Suspected fellow aroace here, I’m in too
How many of you are on antidepressants or other psychiatric medication?
What people should be talking about is how good you are at cuphead, at least in my opinion the robot is the hardest boss it took me literally 100 tries to beat and your just dodging like a champ.
My favorite part is how Love is Blind thinks the experiment has never been done before. Like uhm...
Y'all ever heard of MMOs and online dating? I've never seen my best friend's face and I've been her friend for 12 years. Lots of people go through this all the time on the internet and often times when they meet up or see each other's faces for the first time, there's a shock to it. Sometimes it makes feelings grow stronger, sometimes it breaks a bond.
finally
a new video
I was waiting so long, Savantics for real though I love your content, and sometimes I'd rather it to be just like this, one video every half year, at least the content isn't just some generic stuff
"Proves that even beautiful people can find love" best review ever
the intros to your videos make me feel many different emotions
Alright, that last show may be boring, but the costumes are super high tier. In any context besides dating, that would have been great.
My family: _”Why do you hate being British?”_
Me: *points to these shows*
Kissing squared is my new favorite slang
Day 3365 a war shipping the crab God
Honestly, I'd rather watch S__y Beast mostly for just the epic costume designs and how they actually kept that makeup on throughout the show. Plus if what your saying is true I'd rather it be uninteresting than uncomfortable like the previous 2 shows. Also, whoever designed those animal and robot costumes SERIOUSLY needs to be hired for movies!
total drama island was really ahead of its time
Dear mom and dad I'm doing fine
Thank you so much! I'm so glad to see you're okay still.
yo welcome back savannah! ive missed your videos!
27:10 I love how you made a comment about this description being oddly specific, but I was nodding along the entire time
Imagine if Lana pulled up at the "Digital Assistant" family reunion as Alexa and Google's creepy cousin
The fact that this video is 40 minutes is probably not a good indicator for these Netflix shows. 🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️
Finally a new vid after 4 months :)
Savanticts uploading is like dad coming home from going to get milk
I think Beast sounds entertainment enough, I laughed so much with the montage
It seems like the last one could actually be fun to watch. None of these shows have value watching if you intend to take them seriously, but I dont think that was ever the purpose anyway
The Crustacean speaker is Back!
In all seriousness it's good to see your ok, I missed your content
Just the thumbnail alone horrified me. I thought it was a cursed meme.
You know when first time Netflix shows in my country, I thought it really high end platform that only serve amazing movie but now after watching many commentaries channel about this platform... I'm happy I still stick with old tv
A furry dating show? What in the Lovecraftian horror
They’re actually just otherkins and not furries, although both an otherkin and a furry are superficially similar anyway.
If the third show was a bunch of mini-games with peoples in animal make-up, that would be fun to see :D Imagine them doing a water balloon fight or trying to run on a slipery slide to get an item. I would watch that! Sounds more pleasant than seeing them judging others and dating.
As an aroace, I'm now even more confused about how romance sometimes works 😅
This video is more entertaining then the actual shows
YOU ARE FINALLY BACK!
YAY i was just about to do homework wonderful background noise thank you savantics
The costumes in the third one are at least well made. The lip movements are quite realistic, which is more than I can say about some similar Hollywood productions.
i always know it’s gonna be a good day when i see that you’ve posted :)
People who watch too hot to handle and enjoy it are big red flags imo
That fart + cat combo earned a subscription. Also I love your voice.
this video is very good to watch when you are rearranging your room to be suitable for plant growing, thank you
Too hot to handle seems like a show that was literally made by robots
"psychopath"
"why psychopath??"
"you haven't seen my google search history..."
i’ve been missing your vids glad to see you posting again :)
11:50 I assumed they got to stay there for free, meaning they get a luxury stay at an island for a month in which they have to do nothing to get a prize of $10k. Am I wrong and they actually need to pay for their stay?
I just found youre channel and already love the "whats up fellow [insert random thing here]" intros
Too hot to handle seems easy, I can just do what I've done with great success and consistency all my life: be ignored by everyone and taking care of temptation by myself like a normal person. No one is forcing these people to have sex to release themselves, but then again that could be the core with whats wrong with them.
Taking care by yourself is punished, so it makes more sense to make out.
@@PLKinka I'm an aroace person so, it's much more easy for me, I just have to do what I usually do but this time I can have 100k dolars JSJSJS
i have waited 3 - no, 4 ,000 years for this!