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  • @TheWanderingLPer
    @TheWanderingLPer 10 років тому +370

    Fun fact: Gaston falling and splatting against the ground didn't kill him. As a matter of fact, he died from a totally unrelated heart attack, caused by eating five dozen eggs every morning, just before hitting the ground. Not a lot of people know that.

    • @origamipein18
      @origamipein18 10 років тому +5

      Oh, really? :)

    • @KingNirada
      @KingNirada 10 років тому +48

      i'm surprised he made it to that age eating so many f**king eggs

    • @origamipein18
      @origamipein18 10 років тому +23

      ***** Me, too. I mean, I like eggs as much as the next chick but COME ON!!!
      Thanks way too many eggs, man!

    • @bbe8810
      @bbe8810 5 років тому +4

      That’s convenient 😁🤗

    • @TheLewistownTrainspotter8102
      @TheLewistownTrainspotter8102 5 років тому +5

      The heart attack was caused by injuries sustained in the fall.

  • @tharchandran3709
    @tharchandran3709 8 років тому +1443

    Gaston: And every last inch of me is covered with hair.
    Beast: That's cute.

  • @bibniebt
    @bibniebt 8 років тому +1310

    No one falls like Gaston
    No one screams like Gaston
    No one dies in a hole or ravine like Gaston!

  • @jraven9514
    @jraven9514 9 років тому +472

    Gaston gets rejected by Belle and practically the entire town sings a song to cheer him up..... love it.

    • @misslady3
      @misslady3 9 років тому +109

      Bros before hoes

    • @MissNoMoreGravity
      @MissNoMoreGravity 8 років тому +96

      +J Raven カラス No one gets rejected like Gaston

    • @psychozombieproductions7739
      @psychozombieproductions7739 6 років тому

      That's because he's a hero

    • @jonquilgemstone
      @jonquilgemstone 5 років тому +9

      psycho zombie productions Well, he was a good hunter and had charisma, so people *saw him as* a hero.
      I actually am curious as to whether or not he ever bothered to help someone just for the sake of helping. Probably not: he likely just did stuff because it suited him or to boost his image, while everyone was blind to his inner self.

    • @petefrancisco3267
      @petefrancisco3267 3 роки тому +1

      Belle is more the intellect/smarty type... That's why..

  • @CarryLarry
    @CarryLarry 10 років тому +39

    No one's lame like Gaston
    No one's vain like Gaston
    No one falls to their death in the rain like Gaston

  • @CinderellaPrinceable
    @CinderellaPrinceable 7 років тому +220

    No one wins the No Belle Prize like Gaston!

  • @dankerr9679
    @dankerr9679 8 років тому +85

    "And every last inch of me is covered with hair." Yet he doesn't even have a beard.

  • @ChaoticNeutralGoth
    @ChaoticNeutralGoth 10 років тому +305

    No ones theme song get stuck in my head like Gaston's....

    • @MegaBabyPrincess123
      @MegaBabyPrincess123 9 років тому +3

      tru

    • @tinabastarache2674
      @tinabastarache2674 7 років тому +1

      anyone planning on seeing the live action and singing along like me,though i think most of audience will anyway. it has to be the funnest funniest song on soundtrack

  • @tailsdollfan13
    @tailsdollfan13 10 років тому +384

    No one twerks like Gaston makes it work like Gaston.

    • @KingNirada
      @KingNirada 10 років тому +67

      No one drops down dat booty and jerks like Gaston.

    • @KingNirada
      @KingNirada 10 років тому +36

      *****
      my he so fly dat Gaston!

    • @crashpal
      @crashpal 9 років тому +11

      ***** No One Fucks Like Gaston

    • @jackofalltrades5732
      @jackofalltrades5732 8 років тому +4

      i love these comments lol

    • @mjismypeterpan
      @mjismypeterpan 8 років тому +3

      😂😂😂😂😂

  • @thedolorosa997
    @thedolorosa997 9 років тому +63

    "No-one's slick as gaston, no-one's quick as gaston,
    No-one screws up and falls of a cliff like gaston!"

  • @nikki4592
    @nikki4592 8 років тому +212

    In High School, there was this one girl that sang this in the cafeteria out of nowhere and everyone gave her a standing ovation.

    • @Korokorokorokoro4662
      @Korokorokorokoro4662 7 років тому +20

      That's amazing

    • @wonderspace90
      @wonderspace90 7 років тому +13

      Its a hard song to memorize. I wish I someone would do that at my school.

    • @nikki4592
      @nikki4592 7 років тому +34

      wonderspace90
      She's now the director for the Beauty and the Beast play.

    • @alexanderhamilsenpai2936
      @alexanderhamilsenpai2936 7 років тому +9

      Nicole Bell That's sharpay, she liked the basketball guy but the bookworm got him instead.. so she got jealous.
      anyway she wanted a role in a play but the other 2 got it instead( bookworm and basketball) so she got sad and her brother (the one who was supposed to get the basketball guys part) wanted to cheer her up, cause he was basically nothing without her by his side to make people know him. even though they had rich parents

    • @Just_An_Average_Good_Guy_Doll.
      @Just_An_Average_Good_Guy_Doll. 2 роки тому +1

      My cafeteria needs to do this…

  • @dontdisthafet42
    @dontdisthafet42 7 років тому +245

    This is basically the fuckboy theme song lol.

    • @Korokorokorokoro4662
      @Korokorokorokoro4662 7 років тому +1

      Too true

    • @jjbb84x
      @jjbb84x 7 років тому

      dontdisthafet42 As much as I really like this song.....you're not wrong -_-" lol!

    • @ashton3458
      @ashton3458 7 років тому +1

      My sex tapes got out? That'll cost someone. But hey, now you know the "Ashton"

    • @tinabastarache2674
      @tinabastarache2674 7 років тому

      pretty much

    • @DazeyJellyfish
      @DazeyJellyfish 5 років тому

      dontdisthafet42 😂😂

  • @meggierussell952
    @meggierussell952 10 років тому +609

    No one's quick as Gaston, no one's slick as Gaston, no one screws up and falls off a cliff like Gaston...
    Heh heh heh heh. :D

    • @MrNateful1
      @MrNateful1 10 років тому +6

      That's not very nice Meggie. The villain had to die somehow, falling off a cliff is as good a way as any other.

    • @meggierussell952
      @meggierussell952 10 років тому +17

      MrNateful1
      ...Are you REALLY getting that way over a fictional character? A FICTIONAL character, meaning he DOES NOT exist? If you can't take a joke, don't make a comment. Especially if the person has a sadistic sense of humor. And besides, Gaston deserved his death and he deserves to be made fun of. He's a dickwad. He took the death that I like to call the "Slip 'n' Splat"! :D

    • @MrNateful1
      @MrNateful1 10 років тому

      Meggie Russell I didn't say that he didn't deserve to die. I'm saying that you shouldn't make fun of his death in such a cruel manner. Slip and Splat is very accurate and witty of you, I applaud.

    • @meggierussell952
      @meggierussell952 10 років тому +12

      Oh, good grief. He ISN'T. REAL. Must I put any more emphasis on that? While I would never make fun of a real person's death in a cruel manner (unless they're also jerks like Gaston), Gaston never even existed. He was FAKE. A cartoon character made by Disney. If you really think I shouldn't be able to cruelly joke about his death (and that joke was actually VERY light hearted...), you REALLY need to learn to relax more and actually have a few laughs. God won't smite you for making fun of a two dimensional man in a fantasy world. Dur.
      And besides, who are you to try to tell me what I should and shouldn't do? I'm a grown woman. Last I checked, I can say and do whatever I damn well please without getting authority from your Highness. Now, if you don't mind, can you please stop thinking like a child which is shocked at every "bad" thing so that you can actually communicate with adults? It'd be friggin' appreciated.

    • @KenshinXRikku
      @KenshinXRikku 10 років тому +4

      Meggie Russell I thought it was pretty funny xD but NEVER would I disrespect the dead in real life..I hold way ..WAY to much respect for the dead.. but ...your comment was pretty damn funny xD So they need to calm down rofl

  • @flynnfarron
    @flynnfarron 9 років тому +702

    >Gets rejected by cute girl.
    >Sulks in a bar, causes a riot, and then riles a group into attempting to commit murder.
    Gaston is the living embodiment of entitled teenage boy, with homicidal tendencies thrown into the mix.

    • @GrumpyLoco6
      @GrumpyLoco6 9 років тому +26

      So in other words, Elliot Rodgers?

    • @Nionivek
      @Nionivek 9 років тому +16

      Ehhh I think you mean entitled teenager. :P

    • @UsingGorillaLogic
      @UsingGorillaLogic 9 років тому +5

      But... but he eats eats...

    • @NYCentralSpotter1070
      @NYCentralSpotter1070 9 років тому +8

      Spaceman Spiffy Nobody puts away five dozen eggs at breakfast like Gaston!

    • @NYCentralSpotter1070
      @NYCentralSpotter1070 9 років тому +12

      Nobody knows the trope of Disproportionate Retribution like Gaston!

  • @natashaboyd3442
    @natashaboyd3442 8 років тому +216

    NO ONE GETS ....FRIENDZONED LIKE GASTON

    • @PhoenixRising87
      @PhoenixRising87 8 років тому +22

      Not even friendzoned...more like "Stay-The-Hell-Away-From-Me-You-Creeper"-zoned.

    • @natashaboyd3442
      @natashaboyd3442 8 років тому +1

      ElectricMayhem87 yea basically

    • @katiecrump3905
      @katiecrump3905 8 років тому

      OMG DEAD 😂😂

    • @rainbowprodash
      @rainbowprodash 8 років тому +23

      he won the no-belle prize

    • @wemmers1417
      @wemmers1417 8 років тому +1

      +rainbowprodash CRYING

  • @Mothpunk
    @Mothpunk 8 років тому +690

    Nooooo one's
    Sick like Gaston
    Such a prick like Gaston
    No one died at the end of the flick like Gaston!
    In all seriousness, Gaston is actually a pretty good villain... Because there are people exactly like him in real life. He was pretty realistic. You may never encounter a sea witch who wants to steal your voice or a voodoo practitioner who turns you into a frog, but a creepy, entitled brat who won't take no for an answer and everyone thinks they're such a nice guy/gal? Oh yeah, they're out there.

    • @Zoe_the_Introverted
      @Zoe_the_Introverted 8 років тому +2

      +Paintedrocket I love that so much. this comment makes me want to make a full parody of this song now.

    • @isabelall4127
      @isabelall4127 8 років тому +2

      Gaston and Frolo are like the most realistic disney villains...(I don't remember all of them...)

    • @SophosScorpio
      @SophosScorpio 8 років тому +17

      +Paintedrocket Great parody lyrics, but I respectfully offer a substitute for the last line: "No one compensates for a small dick like Gaston!"

    • @Mothpunk
      @Mothpunk 8 років тому

      That's amazing omg

    • @alieschadenali7049
      @alieschadenali7049 8 років тому

      i would like to be like gaston

  • @GeneralHeavy
    @GeneralHeavy 9 років тому +249

    Gaston: And every last inch of me is covered with hair.
    Beast: I'm hairier!

    • @SparkleChord
      @SparkleChord 9 років тому +10

      lol

    • @percyxo
      @percyxo 7 років тому +1

      General Heavy I can tell who the real beast is Beast or Gastón

    • @MysticalPhoenix-bc4ff
      @MysticalPhoenix-bc4ff 7 років тому +7

      GirlyGirlOlivia I think Gaston is more of a beast than the Beast because he doesn't take no for an answer when he's obsessing over Belle; he turns to a sadistic and murky man when he plans on locking Maurice up in an asylum to get Belle to marry him which automatically fails; and then he goes to the castle to kill the Beast in jealousy.
      So when Belle says, "He's no monster, Gaston; YOU are!", she says that to Gaston because she sees right through him and his arrogance and that shows his true colors.

    • @jonquilgemstone
      @jonquilgemstone 5 років тому +1

      MysticalPhoenix1990 True. Meanwhile, the worst thing the Beast ever did to Belle (besides yell) was try sending her to bed without dinner.

  • @SnowHermit89
    @SnowHermit89 9 років тому +58

    No one falls like Gaston,
    No one screams like Gaston,
    No one dies in a hole or ravine like Gaston!
    For there's no one as broken or bloody
    As you see he's got pieces to spare.
    Ev'ry a bit of him's mangled and muddy.
    Gaston:
    That's right!
    And ev'ry last inch needs intensive care!

  • @ROLLER__MOBSTER
    @ROLLER__MOBSTER 7 років тому +124

    "No one spits like Gaston!"
    That sums up if he spits or swallows.

    • @juliannasalazar-ramirez9668
      @juliannasalazar-ramirez9668 7 років тому

      nice one lol mind if i borrow that joke

    • @ROLLER__MOBSTER
      @ROLLER__MOBSTER 7 років тому +3

      Julianna Salazar-Ramirez Go on ahead, I don't mind it.

    • @amyyevelyn
      @amyyevelyn 7 років тому +4

      dєαтн яidєร α нσяรє *starts a standing ovation*

    • @tinabastarache2674
      @tinabastarache2674 7 років тому

      lmfao as we all been dying to know tmi that way too funny though

  • @MissUdenGoofed
    @MissUdenGoofed 9 років тому +238

    I like the Mulan one from tumblr xD
    NOOOOO OOOOOOONE
    SHOOTS LIKE MULAN
    WEARS MEN SUITS LIKE MULAN
    THINKS FAST AND KICKS ASS ON A ROOF LIKE MULAN
    Mulan: I USE AVALANCHES IN ALL OF MY BATTLE SCHEMIIIING!
    NOT QUITE A GUY THAT MULAAAN!

    • @babybossu6967
      @babybossu6967 8 років тому +2

      +Albus Tigerblood PLZ LINK ME!!

    • @jackofalltrades5732
      @jackofalltrades5732 8 років тому +2

      that. is. AWSOME.

    • @mjismypeterpan
      @mjismypeterpan 8 років тому +2

      yesssssss Queen!! ❤

    • @maybe_a_cat7455
      @maybe_a_cat7455 7 років тому +4

      There are no words, only this ------> 😆😆😆

    • @MissUdenGoofed
      @MissUdenGoofed 7 років тому +4

      Queen Fangirl this is super late but HERE YAH GO www.pinterest.com/pin/500321839825312418/
      I found it on pinterest :D

  • @remsan03
    @remsan03 8 років тому +45

    "And now that I'm grown I eat five dozen eggs,
    So I'm roughly the size of a BAAAAAARGHE!!!"
    That always cracks me up

  • @NYCentralSpotter1070
    @NYCentralSpotter1070 9 років тому +124

    NOBODY DIES LIKE GASTON!

    • @izalethdemi9243
      @izalethdemi9243 8 років тому +4

      +Kendra Marybeth Davenport Falls on spikes like Gaston.

    • @samuelpi1670
      @samuelpi1670 7 років тому

      Except Frollo,his death was pretty stupid but still more epic than Gaston's,with his final lines...
      "And he shall smite the wicked and plunge them into the fiery pit".

    • @Just_An_Average_Good_Guy_Doll.
      @Just_An_Average_Good_Guy_Doll. 2 роки тому

      No one falls off a roof and dies like Gaston

  • @Lady_LaLa
    @Lady_LaLa 9 років тому +30

    Definitely one of the best Disney villain songs, up there with "Mother Knows Best", "Be Prepared", "My Lullaby", "Hellfire", "You're Only Second Rate" and "Poor Unfortunate Souls"

    • @ams617
      @ams617 9 років тому

      what movies are my lullaby and only second rate from?

    • @NoodleThePanda
      @NoodleThePanda 9 років тому

      Ams Chughtai Lion King 2 and Aladdin 2, respectively.

    • @Delanyu
      @Delanyu 9 років тому +1

      Ams Chughtai I can't place My Lullaby but Only Second Rate is from Aladdin: The Return of Jafar.

    • @jupiterho11ow
      @jupiterho11ow 9 років тому +6

      "Friends on the Other Side" is my personal favorite.

    • @Lady_LaLa
      @Lady_LaLa 9 років тому +3

      Ams Chughtai NoodleThePanda is right. Both movies may not have been the best, but those songs are awesome

  • @supremesandwichlord155
    @supremesandwichlord155 8 років тому +73

    Lol my school had a play based on this movie. Best hour of my life. I was a Swooning Maiden, and it was funny because my crush was Gaston. Lol

    • @supremesandwichlord155
      @supremesandwichlord155 8 років тому +10

      Ikr we're currently dating now

    • @mr.blocky3274
      @mr.blocky3274 8 років тому +6

      Ok, I'm just gonna be that guy but UP TOP! YOU WERE PERFECTLY CASTED

    • @victini9595
      @victini9595 7 років тому +3

      Okay, that sounds like fate!
      congrats on getting your Gaston. lol

    • @izzy_izzy_izzybelle
      @izzy_izzy_izzybelle 6 років тому +1

      oh my god, we're doing this play too and our first performance is on wednesday
      im cogsworth and im stressing out so much, i'm going to forget all of it

    • @khatunamezvrishvili6211
      @khatunamezvrishvili6211 5 років тому

      @@supremesandwichlord155 nice

  • @skittycecil2332
    @skittycecil2332 7 років тому +33

    My school's doing Beauty and the Beast as our next play, and I'm auditioning for LeFou! Wish me luck!

    • @mickiblay1
      @mickiblay1 7 років тому +13

      -Insert highly aggressive pom pom usage* I BELIEVE IN YOU YOU CAN DO IT!

    • @michaelreilly2768
      @michaelreilly2768 7 років тому +2

      Did you get the part?

    • @khatunamezvrishvili6211
      @khatunamezvrishvili6211 5 років тому

      did you get the part??? it's been 2 years!!

  • @Shogunelite
    @Shogunelite 7 років тому +24

    Gotta admit as slimy as Gaston is his hype man can really rouse up moral

  • @origamipein18
    @origamipein18 10 років тому +64

    The sane thing to do when a woman rejects you is NOT to threaten to have her father locked up in an insane asylum if she won't marry you and you certainly don't try and have her boyfriend killed!
    (sighs)
    Sorry. Just letting out some steam...he's got a good singing voice, I'll give him that much.

    • @origamipein18
      @origamipein18 10 років тому

      No.:|

    • @KangaXXonQuizilla
      @KangaXXonQuizilla 10 років тому +4

      ***** the whole point of it is that he most certainly is not sane! he is the villain of the story, so they made him as unlikable as possible.

    • @origamipein18
      @origamipein18 10 років тому +1

      Lauren Abbott I know.:|
      Just pointing it out since the dude's a complete yandere.

    • @KangaXXonQuizilla
      @KangaXXonQuizilla 10 років тому

      agreed.

    • @origamipein18
      @origamipein18 10 років тому

      Lauren Abbott Yeah.

  • @kayleewitmer3818
    @kayleewitmer3818 9 років тому +29

    Ok..so if im weird please tell me, but I feel like the reason old Disney songs are better (in my opinion) is because of the symphony. I feel the instrumental part of it is what brings it all together. Of course there are some great songs from more recent movies and even songs back in the day that were purely a singer and a band or whathaveyou. But I can get lost for hours in the instrumentals of those OLD movies like Beauty and the beast, Cinderella, snow white, lady and the tramp, little mermaid bambie, and others of the like. Just something about them that are to me just.....perfect.

  • @ToasteGhost
    @ToasteGhost 9 років тому +30

    Sounds more like a protagonist's song rather than the antagonist's theme.

    • @artsyscrub3226
      @artsyscrub3226 9 років тому +1

      supergamer985
      thats why everyone loves it!

    • @ToasteGhost
      @ToasteGhost 9 років тому

      naughy sub yep!

    • @Skadfun
      @Skadfun 8 років тому +12

      That's the point. Gaston sees himself as the hero of the story and everyone treats him as such. He can't see he is the villain and a shitty person because he is rewarded for his actions at every turn.

    • @thesir27
      @thesir27 8 років тому +1

      I dont think you get the point. The song is so ridiculous and ego-stroking, its a sardonic twist on the typical "villain song"

    • @theprofessor4875
      @theprofessor4875 8 років тому +10

      That's the point of the story. In any other story, Gaston would be the hero. The good looking man who the entire town admires and sees as a hero, the Beast would be the villain. This is the point, beauty is only skin deep. We cannot be judged by appearance. It's why it's one of my favorite Disney movies as an adult.

  • @brooklynlong6652
    @brooklynlong6652 8 років тому +39

    Seeing the word 'Dick' in Disney letters made me feel some type of way. I know they meant someone's name but still... It's not right...

  • @holoqofholoqqia9503
    @holoqofholoqqia9503 8 років тому +35

    No one takes 6000 calories every morning like Gaston!

  • @thelivingtunic
    @thelivingtunic 10 років тому +9

    No one kills Gaston at the end of the film like Gaston.

  • @annahorrocks6912
    @annahorrocks6912 8 років тому +10

    No one gets dumped 29 times like gaston!

  • @SparkleChord
    @SparkleChord 9 років тому +7

    lol even though Gaston is the villan, I still love this song, its catchy.

    • @jacksonsay37
      @jacksonsay37 9 років тому

      Sparkle Chord Same with "Be Prepared."

  • @reaganpaulino7195
    @reaganpaulino7195 9 років тому +19

    You eat 5 dozen eggs? Dude, please, I eat TEN dozen eggs!

  • @mickiblay1
    @mickiblay1 7 років тому +4

    I gotta say, this is definitely one of my most favorite Villain Songs, especially since it's just so *different* compared to the others.
    You won't find many other Villain Songs where they're being praised by the *town* the entire time.

  • @Ariadne.Picaro
    @Ariadne.Picaro 8 років тому +9

    NO ONES THICK LIKE GASTON IS NO ONE GONNA TALK ABOUT THAT?!?

  • @rebelx04
    @rebelx04 8 років тому +32

    I love this song. The charecter it's about? Okay, I'll admit, he's a great Disney villain. One of the reasons I like him is cause he's realistic. I mean let's all be real, almost all of the Disney villains are unrealistic. I love all Disney villains (except Frollo *shivers*) but, will you ever find a lion who wins the loyalty of hyenas by promising them food? Or an evil sea witch? Or a evil queen who poisons an apple cause their mirror says another chick is prettier than them? Okay, so this is my point. Now I know there are a few realistic villains but, Gaston is the most realistic. Because there are A LOT of people like him. And by that I mean, he's basically like a jock that all the girls swoon over and all the guys wish they could be like and don't take "no" for an answer. I just wanted to say this cause this is why Gaston is one of my most favorite Disney villains. Uh, like if you feel this way too. Awesome song though.

  • @NYCentralSpotter1070
    @NYCentralSpotter1070 9 років тому +6

    Nobody fails gun safety like Gaston!

  • @root19733
    @root19733 7 років тому +7

    I hereby challenge every veteran UA-camr to listen to this song without thinking of one of the many Gaston UA-cam Poops.

  • @josephmarrison4606
    @josephmarrison4606 8 років тому +8

    No one has his own song like Gaston.

  • @Katiejean715
    @Katiejean715 9 років тому +27

    Am I the only one who got the "you can ask any tom, dick, or Stanley and they'd tell you whose team they'd prefer be on" part as a possible gay innuendo haha?

    • @NYCentralSpotter1070
      @NYCentralSpotter1070 9 років тому +3

      No one's as homosexual as Gaston!

    • @l.maried.9798
      @l.maried.9798 9 років тому

      I did! I was watching the movie and when the song came on and heared the part, I was like, hold on was that a gay joke. Lol Disney, you are defiantly the best at putting innuendos in kids movies that only the parents will catch.

    • @fyto2418
      @fyto2418 9 років тому +4

      ***** No one plays like Gaston, no one lays like Gaston, in the bedroom no one is as gay as Gaston

  • @Eric_1991
    @Eric_1991 8 років тому +9

    No one plummets to their death like Gaston!

  • @root19733
    @root19733 7 років тому +6

    "As you see, I've got spare ribs." "No one orders decaf like Gaston." Hades: "I fail." Gaston: "YES."

  • @Thedragonlover95
    @Thedragonlover95 8 років тому +4

    No one Trolls like Gaston!

  • @madalyneanderson335
    @madalyneanderson335 8 років тому +13

    Instead of calling someone a curse word, call them a Gaston instead.

  • @spongeyspikes09
    @spongeyspikes09 7 років тому +6

    they better sing this in the movie

  • @ams617
    @ams617 9 років тому +6

    Gaston is probably in my top 5 favorite disney characters.
    I am awed and inspried by him.
    :P

    • @BlueMoonSamurai
      @BlueMoonSamurai 9 років тому +3

      And it's not very hard to see why! :)
      (Sorry.)

    • @milliemmn
      @milliemmn 8 років тому

      +BlueMoonSamurai99 don't be sorry, that was great😂

  • @arianna-ashlestrange4874
    @arianna-ashlestrange4874 9 років тому +17

    I miss the times when Disney Villains had "theme songs" like "Gaston" and "Poor Unfortunate Souls" (Ursula from The Little Mermaid.) I mean, not all of them did, but most did.... And yes, I know Mother Gothelle (spelling?) Had a theme song, but most don't have one anymore :(

  • @georgekostaras
    @georgekostaras 9 років тому +4

    no one starts a riot in Vancouver and sets fire to an electronics store like Gaston

  • @_drpepperluvr_
    @_drpepperluvr_ 7 років тому +11

    NO ONE DABS LIKE GASTON NO ONE WHIPS LIKE GASTON NO ONE CAN DO THE NAE NAE AS WELL AS GASTON 😄

    • @YaBoiPhil
      @YaBoiPhil 7 років тому +1

      AGirlDoing RandomStuff Stop...

    • @_drpepperluvr_
      @_drpepperluvr_ 7 років тому +2

      Tooniverse Studio's *dabs*

    • @YaBoiPhil
      @YaBoiPhil 7 років тому +1

      AGirlDoing RandomStuff :'(

    • @hermionetobias1766
      @hermionetobias1766 6 років тому

      Le Tooniverse Whip Nae Nae *dabs*

    • @cryingseal6241
      @cryingseal6241 6 років тому

      Amber Does Stuff thank you for cementing your place in hell, I will see you there

  • @zackbishop1791
    @zackbishop1791 7 років тому +6

    Gaston: tool of tools.

  • @ReyaitheShadowWolf
    @ReyaitheShadowWolf 9 років тому +4

    No one falls off a tower and dies like Gaston!

  • @marybeth6890
    @marybeth6890 7 років тому +8

    "and they'll tell you whose team they prefer to be on" He's literally turning guys gay

  • @NYCentralSpotter1070
    @NYCentralSpotter1070 9 років тому +4

    2:43 - My response is "Nobody has a high metabolism rate like Gaston's!"

  • @kaydaniels113
    @kaydaniels113 8 років тому +1

    One of my favorite Disney songs!

  • @christianwerewolf7851
    @christianwerewolf7851 7 років тому +12

    Me: No one's quick as Gaston, no one's slick as Gaston-
    Gaston: *Falls off a cliff*
    Me: No one's neck's as incredibly cricked as Gaston!

  • @pikppa
    @pikppa 8 років тому +8

    No one falls to his death like Gaston

    • @deathbykonami5487
      @deathbykonami5487 3 роки тому

      No one gets his ass kicked like Gaston
      No one begs for mercy like Gaston

    • @D3M0NSlayerXXX
      @D3M0NSlayerXXX 2 місяці тому

      No one gets rejected a million times like gaston

  • @WeeabossVA
    @WeeabossVA 7 років тому +32

    Just replace all of the Gastons with Dios and it'd fit perfectly in Phantom Blood.

    • @MatttheHat
      @MatttheHat 7 років тому +2

      this really does fit him. XD

    • @spongeyspikes09
      @spongeyspikes09 7 років тому

      oh god! XD

    • @weeaboogod5507
      @weeaboogod5507 6 років тому

      YOU THOUGHT IT WAS GASTON, BUT IT WAS I, DIO

    • @LabMatt
      @LabMatt 6 років тому

      I wouldn't be surprised if this is what happened between Erina washing her mouth with muddy water and JoJo beating the living shit out of him.

    • @heinzdoofenshmirtz8643
      @heinzdoofenshmirtz8643 5 років тому

      KONO DIO DA!

  • @daynamorris2399
    @daynamorris2399 8 років тому +5

    It's basically a guy saying "I'm the best in town and everyone else sucks"

  • @TheMeerkatking23
    @TheMeerkatking23 10 років тому +4

    Every guy here love to be you Gaston, even when taking a dump.

  • @CinderellaPrinceable
    @CinderellaPrinceable 8 років тому +4

    No one gets rejected by Belle like Gaston!

  • @poisonousvibes8428
    @poisonousvibes8428 7 років тому +1

    This was made on my birthday 💚💚💚

  • @tommypup6579
    @tommypup6579 10 років тому +1

    wow how many times have i seen this at starlight like three times!

  • @SirKrazz
    @SirKrazz 5 років тому +1

    I've said it in another video of this song, and I'll say it here. The world needs more LeFous. His best friend in the whole world is down in the dumps, and he convinces a bar of drunken patrons to sing a song to help make his friend feel better. If that's not true friendship I don't know what is.

  • @runeboyz7
    @runeboyz7 7 років тому +4

    no one falls to their death in the rain like Gaston

  • @somegingerguy4242
    @somegingerguy4242 7 років тому +4

    Behold, internet, the fountain of memes!

  • @mouila
    @mouila 7 років тому +2

    Gastooooooooonnnnnnn

  • @anaxoxo3210
    @anaxoxo3210 7 років тому +4

    No one wins the no-belle prize like Gaston!

  • @changvasejarik62
    @changvasejarik62 10 років тому +3

    no one has musical numbers like gaston

  • @timfortune9
    @timfortune9 6 років тому +1

    I still laugh at during our school's production of "Beauty and the Beast", the guy playing Gaston for the final night added:
    "When I was a lad, I ate four dozen eggs every morning to help me get tough. And now that I'm grown, I eat five dozen eggs, so I'm roughly David Hasselhoff."

  • @elisealex3532
    @elisealex3532 10 років тому +8

    No one's awesome like Prussia! No one's awesome like Prussia!
    Sorry, I had to do that :3

    • @wingardiumlachancla9078
      @wingardiumlachancla9078 10 років тому +5

      No one... fights like Honey-sempai, no one eats cakes like Honey-sempai ♪
      =P

    • @picklesandcream13
      @picklesandcream13 10 років тому

      No on is as Awesome as Prussia because Gilbert is just awesome like that

  • @Lonelysoulcat
    @Lonelysoulcat 11 років тому

    I watched this movie three times in a row once just to listen to this song!

  • @nladpro
    @nladpro 7 років тому +7

    They're all drunk; they know not what they are talking about...

  • @antlrzz
    @antlrzz 7 років тому

    Beauty and the beast will always be my favorite Disney movie

  • @kierrawomack4524
    @kierrawomack4524 8 років тому +1

    No ones neck's as incredibly thick as Gaston's. GASTON: Oh yes my neck a prized possesion

  • @yoppbrown56
    @yoppbrown56 12 років тому

    It is perfect!

  • @TheKaybird007
    @TheKaybird007 12 років тому

    love the font!

  • @girlikestacos52
    @girlikestacos52 8 років тому +44

    I don't know why, but I'm getting some homoerotic subtext from these lyrics... Just sayin'

    • @ASociallyAwkwardDuckling
      @ASociallyAwkwardDuckling 8 років тому +22

      +Alexis Ellison "You can ask any Tom Dick or Stanley whose team they'd prefer to be on." Wink Wink Nudge Nudge ;P

    • @alexpalex8916
      @alexpalex8916 6 років тому

      Alexis Ellison yea the guy singing it is gay in the remake with Emma Watson

  • @lildevils6399
    @lildevils6399 9 років тому +10

    2:54 THRANDUIL?!

  • @derene1929
    @derene1929 7 років тому

    love it

  • @GreenPhoenix91
    @GreenPhoenix91 7 років тому +6

    G-A-S-T-O-N got it memorized Le Fou?

  • @baileyyoung4712
    @baileyyoung4712 11 років тому

    Gaston is a champion.

  • @mirawhite5227
    @mirawhite5227 8 років тому +1

    I love this song

  • @fornax4676
    @fornax4676 2 роки тому +1

    Gaston is so our guy

  • @Obsessor23
    @Obsessor23 6 років тому +2

    Nooooooo
    oooooone
    Flies like Gaston
    No one dies like Gaston
    No one else has a skull in his eyes like Gaston--

  • @Marmike91
    @Marmike91 11 років тому

    No one's Strong Like Gaston
    A King Kong like Gaston
    Has got a awesome villian song like Gaston

  • @Drakevil66
    @Drakevil66 7 років тому +1

    Well, this fellow Gaston seems like a pretty swell guy.

  • @the13throse
    @the13throse 8 років тому +7

    Anyone else thinking this song, albeit with some altered lyrics, would really fit Undyne? Especially with Alphys singing the majority of the praise. And it could take place in Grillby's...holy shit. Someone make this a thing. MY, WHAT A GUARD, THAT UNDYYYNE!!!

  • @octaviapng365
    @octaviapng365 7 років тому +8

    I think i could read these comments all day.

    • @PoolBoy314
      @PoolBoy314 7 років тому +1

      Snowblind Wolf
      90% comments: parodying lyrics

    • @octaviapng365
      @octaviapng365 7 років тому

      Well yeah.

  • @kaciesepulvado9080
    @kaciesepulvado9080 7 років тому +4

    No one passes up alcoholism like gaston

  • @Rivercitygirl89
    @Rivercitygirl89 10 років тому

    No one dies like Gaston!

  • @ApostateOfTheDamned
    @ApostateOfTheDamned 10 років тому

    Gaston is the the best!

  • @blueholly2230
    @blueholly2230 7 років тому

    I dropped my computer twice listing to this 😄

  • @godofcrap42
    @godofcrap42 10 років тому +6

    No-one's-a;
    Dick like Gaston,
    Such a prick like Gaston
    No-one died at the end of the flick like Gaston
    "I'm especially good at dramatic exits!"
    Who really likes that Gaston?

  • @LunaelleSonic333
    @LunaelleSonic333 10 років тому +13

    Gaston, probably the easiest French name to spell, and they still can't do it.

    • @MinockerSpanichle
      @MinockerSpanichle 10 років тому +4

      Itachiiiii!!!
      Why'd you have to die twice..... ~sniffle~

    • @CalvinCopyright
      @CalvinCopyright 10 років тому +2

      MinockerSpanichle Where the hell did that Naruto reference come from??

    • @LunaelleSonic333
      @LunaelleSonic333 10 років тому +3

      MinockerSpanichle
      Hush, it's all right, I'm right here... making fun of stupid French drunkards.

  • @katm8735
    @katm8735 8 років тому +5

    No one makes other men gay like gaston

  • @jacobmaverickbueller.671
    @jacobmaverickbueller.671 Рік тому +1

    Nooo oneee mocks like Gaston.
    No one shocks like Gaston.

  • @iceluvndiva21
    @iceluvndiva21 Рік тому

    No one's as slick as Gaston
    Robin Hood: hold my bow and and arrow.

  • @alana3270
    @alana3270 9 років тому

    Thank you so much for this. I am going into an audition for lafou and I've been using this to practice. x