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  • @dropout
    @dropout  5 років тому +662

    Food: the language of the mouth. Gods of Food, available now on DROPOUT! bit.ly/2YGpZ6K
    Don't live in CANADA, AUSTRALIA, NEW ZEALAND or the U.S.? Sign up here: bit.ly/2OiNNoP

    • @smritisonar8992
      @smritisonar8992 5 років тому +3

      Nah! I live in India

    • @gerryberrie
      @gerryberrie 5 років тому +3

      Nah! I live in North Korea

    • @TheMalikVideos
      @TheMalikVideos 5 років тому +1

      Only 2 comments?

    • @SleepyCinnamon
      @SleepyCinnamon 4 роки тому

      malik Videos Nope yours made three and mine made four :)

    • @VAMPYRICBASSIST
      @VAMPYRICBASSIST 4 роки тому +2

      I'm a man, and I think I'm attracted to Grant. I don't know how to feel about this.

  • @Bezoeker248
    @Bezoeker248 6 років тому +2443

    "Why would I inflict myself on someone else?"
    Okay I’m gonna go cry now bye

    • @geoph1972
      @geoph1972 6 років тому +9

      Aww, come on now! Now you're gonna make me cry!

    • @Sir_Bucket
      @Sir_Bucket 5 років тому +77

      If you choose a cheese burger in the supermarket it's not because it can be a little unhealthy, it's because you like it. If a person choose you as their specual someone it's not because sometimes you are to depressed to do anything with them, it's just because they love you.
      Everyone has something to show that can be lovely, don't ever dought that :)

    • @cymbaline4384
      @cymbaline4384 5 років тому +19

      Erutan Egaro that was the sweetest fucking thing I have ever read

    • @thatdumbass8962
      @thatdumbass8962 5 років тому +2

      One of the few videos I can say I’ve cried thanks too.

    • @wandamaker2876
      @wandamaker2876 4 роки тому +2

      Erutan Egaro thank you for that. Hope you and your family are safe and doing well.

  • @Caligari87
    @Caligari87 6 років тому +6207

    From a friend:
    "jesus christ. I never expected such a personal attack from a piece of media designed to be consumed by an _audience_ "

    • @gooddog6745
      @gooddog6745 5 років тому +144

      wish i had a friend too

    • @f.i.r.e.5119
      @f.i.r.e.5119 5 років тому +70

      Pro tip:
      Find that friend and give them a big hug.

    • @hamzasaeed918
      @hamzasaeed918 5 років тому +30

      Is it really from a friend?

    • @crypticgaming3849
      @crypticgaming3849 4 роки тому +6

      Yeah same

    • @Hero1922
      @Hero1922 4 роки тому +1

      i have also been there, things don't work out and all that, the food thing i'm good on lol

  • @celestecu
    @celestecu 4 роки тому +1365

    "make a big batch of protein", "serve with greens or starch", and "sauces = variety" are actually good mealprep advice and i always keep in mind ever since I watched this video lol

  • @jaypocaigue3997
    @jaypocaigue3997 5 років тому +4487

    When you realize he wrote this himself.

  • @autisticsoda3256
    @autisticsoda3256 6 років тому +4078

    In my opinion, this is definetely one of the best CH sketches, not because of the "fun" factor but because of how well Grant acts.

  • @inessaratevosian7757
    @inessaratevosian7757 6 років тому +15361

    everyone always asks how tall is grant, but no one ever asks how IS grant.

    • @yawarapuyurak3271
      @yawarapuyurak3271 6 років тому +159

      Inessa Ratevosian this is more sad than the entire video

    • @darkjill2007
      @darkjill2007 6 років тому +47

      Inessa Ratevosian this comment deserve more likes than it's going to get

    • @NickACrowley
      @NickACrowley 6 років тому +140

      I'll do you one better... WHY is Grant?

    • @EnvyTheLost
      @EnvyTheLost 6 років тому +49

      When is grant

    • @JohnnyThousand605
      @JohnnyThousand605 6 років тому +40

      Who is Grant?

  • @randomlyjay3306
    @randomlyjay3306 6 років тому +6533

    "Why would I inflict myself on someone else?"
    Oh wow.

    • @Marwington
      @Marwington 5 років тому +147

      *sad pot stirring in the background*

    • @naraki__4690
      @naraki__4690 5 років тому +166

      This was a personal attack on me

    • @tes-quick
      @tes-quick 5 років тому +70

      that hurt to hear

    • @HalloweenStalker666
      @HalloweenStalker666 4 роки тому +116

      I thought everyone with depression has asked that. Why would i want to ruin someones life by adding in my own

    • @shreyaputhran5478
      @shreyaputhran5478 4 роки тому +34

      That hit me

  • @okbucket
    @okbucket 5 років тому +3193

    grant: "Why would i inflict myself on someone else?"
    aso grant: "click here for more fun stuff!"
    me: "was..was that fun?"

  • @XDiLaughAtYou1
    @XDiLaughAtYou1 6 років тому +1116

    You guys are supposed to make me laugh, not ponder my sad existence. Honestly though, this may be one of the best sketches you've ever put out.

    • @Jebu911
      @Jebu911 6 років тому +10

      I think its funny and extremely sad at the same time. I have watched this like 5 times sinch they made it. I guess its just my fucked up sense of humour.

    • @rayblack2004
      @rayblack2004 5 років тому +7

      I still find this incredibly depressing, but I chuckled a bit at the end titles, oblivious to his suffereing. Its almost like the media is trying to cover up the sad reality.

  • @KairoK
    @KairoK 6 років тому +3677

    Sometimes, put your takeaway on a fancy plate. It makes the loneliness taste better

    • @7WhiteSword
      @7WhiteSword 6 років тому +64

      Kairo Not happening, that’s extra dirty plate that you have to clean

    • @Shwalker07
      @Shwalker07 6 років тому +70

      Does a fancy paper plate count?

    • @deadweight7334
      @deadweight7334 6 років тому +4

      Shwalker07 no it just increases the SAD factor

    • @paladin400
      @paladin400 6 років тому +10

      Loneliness is the best spice

    • @BOYVIRGO666
      @BOYVIRGO666 6 років тому +7

      I keep a Waterford crystal glass around to drink kool aid out of. It makes me feel better

  • @Silentgrace11
    @Silentgrace11 6 років тому +3244

    "Why would I inflict myself on someone else?"
    Well then, I'm just going to curl up in a ball of realization and self reflection right now...

    • @MrDrProfessorSir962
      @MrDrProfessorSir962 6 років тому +18

      Silentgrace11 lol I just flat out denied it all. No denial here.

    • @TheaTitan
      @TheaTitan 6 років тому +32

      It’s so hauntingly true.

    • @mommydoo1386
      @mommydoo1386 6 років тому +63

      Inflict myself.... Didn't realize I always felt that way until he put it in words....

    • @RvEijndhoven
      @RvEijndhoven 6 років тому +5

      Same.

    • @jeffliu2867
      @jeffliu2867 6 років тому +1

      Silentgrace11 i

  • @MildDepression
    @MildDepression 5 років тому +883

    When you come here to fill the small void you call a heart, but instead you leave with a larger hole and extensional dread.

    • @generalcodsworth4417
      @generalcodsworth4417 4 роки тому +8

      I, too, often go places to get a void filled only to leave with that hole larger than before

  • @ethant6270
    @ethant6270 6 років тому +6243

    It’s called college humor, not college depression.

  • @Cocoandres10
    @Cocoandres10 6 років тому +3078

    When you wanna share a video but you don't wanna worry all your friends and family, and above all give satisfaction to your ex.

    • @devonlawton1149
      @devonlawton1149 5 років тому +68

      Ha! The first thing I did after I finished watching was send it to my mother. I have depression, she has bipolar disorder, so she gets it.

    • @aidoll3692
      @aidoll3692 5 років тому +25

      ....frick you for describing my delema with accuracy.

    • @dsjgfxxkhrx4050
      @dsjgfxxkhrx4050 4 роки тому +9

      why are you still thinking about your ex?

    • @senecaaurelius250
      @senecaaurelius250 4 роки тому +1

      :(

    • @zeinobeid6810
      @zeinobeid6810 3 роки тому +8

      send this to a lonely ex and ask "you this"

  • @StoopVital
    @StoopVital 6 років тому +3862

    Came in for a laugh and ended up with depression thanks.

    • @thedesmeister4409
      @thedesmeister4409 6 років тому +35

      This comment cured my depression

    • @TurtleSauceGaming
      @TurtleSauceGaming 6 років тому +23

      yeah honestly this just made me feel genuinely like shit... gg

    • @bugalmonte6681
      @bugalmonte6681 6 років тому +14

      StoopVital
      came here to cure my depression and it only got worse. thanks!

    • @yumaonion1408
      @yumaonion1408 6 років тому

      Same

    • @henryhomes
      @henryhomes 6 років тому

      I lived alone for a year and gave up and went back to roommates and airbnb guests; much better (for me).

  • @cyber-dev
    @cyber-dev 3 роки тому +178

    I swear when Grant started the monologue I though the camera would pan over to show him talking to the herbs he grew.

  • @MrMighty147
    @MrMighty147 6 років тому +3797

    This hit way too close to home.

    • @mrtzak
      @mrtzak 6 років тому +16

      MrMighty147 too close

    • @claytonkelley7422
      @claytonkelley7422 6 років тому +7

      Exactly

    • @rosary6521
      @rosary6521 6 років тому +13

      i said that exact thing in my mind

    • @potatonoodle6763
      @potatonoodle6763 6 років тому +11

      It even just barged right in XDDD

    • @ilakiya6350
      @ilakiya6350 6 років тому +3

      MrMighty147 omg I relate so hard

  • @GlassbrainZ
    @GlassbrainZ 6 років тому +3083

    When you're buying burgers, get two burgers, and only one thing of fries and a drink, but get two straws.
    Then everyone thinks you're buying food for two, when, in fact, you were buying two people's worth of food to eat all at once, because overstuffing yourself at least makes you feel less physically empty.

    • @steelrarebit7387
      @steelrarebit7387 6 років тому +107

      I go to the chinese takeout place, order three item platter from the buffet, an order of dumplings and an order of spring rolls. I ask for two forks and six soy sauce packets. I think they are fooled.

    • @rahuldhargalkar
      @rahuldhargalkar 6 років тому +15

      Great advice

    • @mikasaackermann8736
      @mikasaackermann8736 5 років тому +24

      Can I get a couple of yikes to go with that?

    • @Ben-rz9cf
      @Ben-rz9cf 5 років тому +79

      One to eat now and another to eat at 2 am when its stale and congealed into a blobby mess and you want the perfect food that represents how much you hate yourself

    • @bodyofhope
      @bodyofhope 5 років тому +1

      Oof

  • @veridian4433
    @veridian4433 6 років тому +1695

    Don't forget to cry in the Goya aisle whenever you're shopping for ingredients

    • @renanphillips1479
      @renanphillips1479 6 років тому +17

      No there's never anybody there...

    • @Yuki-zz8hz
      @Yuki-zz8hz 6 років тому +4

      Renan Phillips in my country the snack aisle is empty (the junk foods)

    • @renanphillips1479
      @renanphillips1479 6 років тому +3

      Infinite Sky oh are you from Venezuela?

    • @Yuki-zz8hz
      @Yuki-zz8hz 6 років тому +2

      Renan Phillips nah im from the philippines

    • @renanphillips1479
      @renanphillips1479 6 років тому +2

      Infinite Sky oh well no wonder! Are sweets even legal in the Philippines?

  • @TheAlps36
    @TheAlps36 4 роки тому +478

    Cooking for other people is one of the most stressful things I've ever experienced. At least when you cook for yourself you only have yourself to disappoint.

    • @tde4438
      @tde4438 Рік тому +8

      When you cook for other people, remind them that you know all their food allergies and an “accidental poisoning” is very hard to call a murder, so they’d better keep their “helpful critiques” to themfuckingselves

    • @playsomething4029
      @playsomething4029 9 місяців тому +1

      @@tde4438 I love this. Please. Never change. 🤣

  • @fanficAddict404
    @fanficAddict404 6 років тому +977

    When you actually came for comedic advice and got feels instead

    • @gummysnacksandknives9229
      @gummysnacksandknives9229 5 років тому +21

      Advice:
      freeze vegetables. They won't go bad in the freezer and you can just throw them in a pan when it's time to cook.
      Leftovers are good. The taco filling from last night is great on nachos for breakfast.
      Don't make more food than you can eat in 3 days
      Get some stuff that's really fast to make for when you really don't want to cook
      Eggs last a long time and there's a lot of stuff you can make with eggs.
      ...also can someone please check on Grant

  • @beatrix1120
    @beatrix1120 6 років тому +968

    Scrolling throw the comments, I don't think I've every seen so many openly lonely people in one place before. You might think that's depressing (it is), but in a weird way I find it kind of reassuring.
    Since it's so rare to actually see loneliness it's easy to think its uncommon. But we're only less seen because we're lonely.

  • @Dracossaint
    @Dracossaint 6 років тому +508

    0 to 100 on the depression scale real quick

  • @TheJustAamir
    @TheJustAamir 5 років тому +292

    "Why would I inflict myself on someone else....."
    That one sentence 🤦🏽‍♂️

  • @7093211
    @7093211 6 років тому +642

    I literally thought the same thing recently
    “I don’t want someone who wants me, because what kind of person would want me”
    That cut deeeeep

    • @Tozzie50
      @Tozzie50 6 років тому +1

      Samee💀💀

    • @catherinestickels2591
      @catherinestickels2591 6 років тому +7

      I feel you. I spent years building up a facimile of self esteem, and when I let it down even briefly all of that pent-up self loathing hit all at once. It sucks. You've just gotta know that not only are you not alone, you are wonderful, and someone out there would be lucky to have you.

    • @sunaina8441
      @sunaina8441 6 років тому +7

      Exactly, because only weirdos with Mommy issues would like someone like me. That's why I always hit on people who hate me. It doesn't work but at least I'm surrounded by sane people.

    • @alsikepike5686
      @alsikepike5686 5 років тому

      @@sunaina8441 damn. I just wish I could give you guys a hug.

    • @sunaina8441
      @sunaina8441 5 років тому +1

      @@alsikepike5686 And that's how I know something's wrong with you. :P xD

  • @warandpoetry9542
    @warandpoetry9542 6 років тому +1492

    Tip #6: Antidepressants totally count as a
    meal

    • @AKhan360
      @AKhan360 6 років тому +40

      Dont forget to wash it down with captain morgan

    • @OdysseyTag
      @OdysseyTag 6 років тому +1

      Underated comment!

    • @florentinocrt
      @florentinocrt 6 років тому +9

      Wash it down with sorrow and whiskey.

    • @neinherman9989
      @neinherman9989 6 років тому +3

      You mean it's totally a vital mineral

    • @Miggleton9
      @Miggleton9 6 років тому +16

      "Technically a meal"

  • @TheMushyPotato1
    @TheMushyPotato1 6 років тому +3212

    what happened to that megawatt smile

    • @ChestersonJack
      @ChestersonJack 6 років тому +82

      The Mushy Potato Keith is sad when he’s not with the try guys

    • @Alrahmahstudios
      @Alrahmahstudios 6 років тому +12

      @@hookedonchronic9421 this one one hit WAYYY to close that it destroyed my house

    • @tonjasmole6190
      @tonjasmole6190 6 років тому +5

      I just liked this so you could get 600 likes

    • @popovic28
      @popovic28 6 років тому +3

      Elijah Bailey no,It's a reference to another Collegehumor's video

    • @roryconroy9669
      @roryconroy9669 6 років тому +7

      I'm only laughing on the outside...
      My smile is only skin deep...
      If you could see me on the inside I'd be crying..
      So let's all join Grant for a weep.

  • @tatatamor
    @tatatamor 5 років тому +157

    Grant: "... and I'm single"
    Subscribers: **slams themselves on a table** *_meal is ready for eating_*

  • @cecille5833
    @cecille5833 6 років тому +487

    Grant's thighs are the real star of the show

    • @Stickycomix
      @Stickycomix 6 років тому +41

      One word: Bulge.

    • @herbaguskawiryan8081
      @herbaguskawiryan8081 6 років тому +8

      It's.... long

    • @JohnnyThousand605
      @JohnnyThousand605 6 років тому +3

      I think they have their own channel, but it's one of those websites I can't browse because of work's firewalll. XD

    • @buboy1685
      @buboy1685 6 років тому +5

      Legs for daysssss

    • @tictactin504
      @tictactin504 6 років тому +8

      i would date his thighs.... probably the rest of him too if he wasnt such a clutz

  • @Nin10Jo64
    @Nin10Jo64 6 років тому +1400

    Why has college humor morphed into sad adult humor

    • @jordanloux3883
      @jordanloux3883 6 років тому +215

      To better fit their audience.

    • @Needler13
      @Needler13 6 років тому +48

      Jordan Loux
      Oof

    • @ludmilamaiolini6811
      @ludmilamaiolini6811 6 років тому +116

      That's what happens when you graduate :D

    • @Alex-rk6mx
      @Alex-rk6mx 6 років тому +10

      Nin10Jo because that's the truth

    • @sirkam111
      @sirkam111 6 років тому +54

      because they all graduated. They have seen the real world.

  • @ExcelExcel
    @ExcelExcel 6 років тому +654

    "Ordering delivery will give you someone to talk to at night for a second."
    But that's the worst part!

    • @Luna_Anonymous
      @Luna_Anonymous 6 років тому +15

      KampKarl You Don't have to be an extrovert to wanna talk to someone.

    • @jamesryder8305
      @jamesryder8305 6 років тому +2

      To actually like it, yeah.

    • @tomboz777
      @tomboz777 6 років тому +5

      ...Reliving that really brief conversation and how you should have said "goodbye" and not (as you suspect) smiled like a creep, instead being facetious by saying "tatybyes!" to a complete burly stranger. 😬

    • @tecpaocelotl
      @tecpaocelotl 6 років тому

      ExcelExcel they could have sex.

  • @matthewletexier
    @matthewletexier 4 роки тому +604

    I'll be honest. This video actually gave me real emotional issues. I started to think of myself the same way grant does in tip 4. Still haven't gotten better

    • @clockworkkirlia7475
      @clockworkkirlia7475 3 роки тому +49

      This is a lonely time, but I believe that it can get better. I hope it already has for you, but, honestly, you deserve _at least_ whatever space you have in this world, including the place that another person gives you in theirs.

    • @lonestarr1490
      @lonestarr1490 3 роки тому +14

      @Gangari TheWanderer This can only come from someone who has been in enough relationships to be confident to find another whenever they so please. This is neither the perception, nor the reality for many singles out there.

    • @spectrummike
      @spectrummike 3 роки тому +33

      Truth is it didnt give you those things, it just made you realise how you feel. Its a good first step for therapy!

    • @christianbethany
      @christianbethany 3 роки тому +10

      Ah, I'm sorry. I used to hate myself a lot, but I've been working on liking myself/being kinder and gentler with myself these past few years (the way I used to talk to myself in my head was brutal and just needlessly mean. Once I changed that, a lot of things started shifting for the better). I really hope you feel better (about yourself), because I'm sure you're wonderful. I hope you get to do things you enjoy and enjoy your own company. I hope you're able to get the support you need (if/when you need it). Take care, man.

    • @cocomonkilla
      @cocomonkilla 2 роки тому

      LMFAO

  • @badgerattoadhall
    @badgerattoadhall 6 років тому +2788

    I am pushing 40, single and live alone. I enjoy cooking for myself because it fills up my time in the evening. why be bored while waiting to die?

    • @Jebu911
      @Jebu911 6 років тому +105

      Thats the spirit. Tho i enjoy cooking i enjoyed it way more when i was cooking for someone else.

    • @deserted3434
      @deserted3434 6 років тому +74

      What about volunteering? Then your helping someone else if you’re not hungry

    • @kuhdeejugh
      @kuhdeejugh 5 років тому +7

      is this john mayer

    • @mikasaackermann8736
      @mikasaackermann8736 5 років тому +52

      A part of me is starting to think that an apocalyptic change in climate is exactly the thing humanity needs. Nobody likes living, it's pathetic.

    • @opinionatedbachelor5803
      @opinionatedbachelor5803 5 років тому +32

      Music on my small Bluetooth speaker, singing along and cooking for myself. It is just a fulfilling feeling. I mean, just because someone is not there to ask me what to eat or what is the mood of the day, does not mean I can't care for myself.

  • @Pikmii
    @Pikmii 6 років тому +84

    This was Grant's best performance ever. Comedic, dramatic and dark all in three minutes. Well done sir.

  • @honeybeacom1859
    @honeybeacom1859 6 років тому +575

    This is accurate to an uncomfortable point....

    • @sauceyboiii
      @sauceyboiii 5 років тому +3

      Yh, I was about to say

  • @shiny9690
    @shiny9690 5 років тому +145

    This is oddly comforting in the fact that someone else feels the way I do

  • @marlz99
    @marlz99 6 років тому +2738

    Now *this* is a sketch I can get behind

    • @neontime8507
      @neontime8507 6 років тому +17

      Marley to make up for the fact that nobody will ever have your back

    • @ethownzbh
      @ethownzbh 6 років тому +11

      Marley and that you'll never be able to get behind anyone.

    • @greenmeat1270
      @greenmeat1270 6 років тому +6

      that is so dirty and so sweet at the same time, awww, i'm getting all teary over here, and throwing up a little in me mouth, now it's back to tears, so beautiful

    • @planktonfun1
      @planktonfun1 6 років тому +5

      that's because he's not acting anymore, its real.

    • @greenmeat1270
      @greenmeat1270 6 років тому +5

      I refuse to believe that. As a straight man I can definitively state there is nobody taller, more handsome and accessible than Grant.

  • @veridian4433
    @veridian4433 6 років тому +746

    I can't wait for Katie to release her 5 different tips for cooking cocaine

    • @dontreadmypicture8003
      @dontreadmypicture8003 6 років тому +1

      😡😇😉 *_Don't read my name_* 😯😬😁

    • @aturchomicz821
      @aturchomicz821 6 років тому +1

      because I closed down the tab so fast I actually couldnt read your name

    • @oof-rr5nf
      @oof-rr5nf 6 років тому

      Veridian I can't wait either

    • @oof-rr5nf
      @oof-rr5nf 6 років тому

      Veridian Katie and cocaine jokes ftw!!!

    • @TCt83067695
      @TCt83067695 6 років тому

      Veridian that will be dope. Wait...

  • @Montanacellist
    @Montanacellist 6 років тому +866

    Great acting, Grant

  • @stevegixing700
    @stevegixing700 4 роки тому +246

    Lasagna: smells like childhood, you didn’t disappoint so many people.... Child me: ... Mom: “you’re the reason my marriage isn’t working, why I quit my job, and why I’m so unhappy and depressed all the fucking time”

    • @aridotaku
      @aridotaku 4 роки тому +21

      I hope you're doing well buddy.

    • @tabaxi
      @tabaxi 4 роки тому +5

      relatable lmao

    • @julianfernandezduca2196
      @julianfernandezduca2196 3 роки тому +5

      Same

    • @kmac291
      @kmac291 3 роки тому +5

      Y’all are making me feel guilty about having a good childhood
      Please stop

    • @clockworkkirlia7475
      @clockworkkirlia7475 3 роки тому +6

      I hope that you are far away from that situation. No child deserves that horrible treatment.

  • @breembo
    @breembo 6 років тому +623

    tip 7: the perfect plate of cookies to leave out for the emergency workers who show up to find your lifeless corpse in the bathtub.

    • @bitcoinski
      @bitcoinski 6 років тому +24

      Tip#8: Invite A Homeless Person To Dine With You So You Actually Have A Reason To Sit At A Booth...It Worked 4 Moi.

    • @TheCentrifugeChannel
      @TheCentrifugeChannel 6 років тому +7

      Tip#9: Always centrifuge your food first at 2000 G-Force ..

  • @firebird188
    @firebird188 6 років тому +639

    Yeah, this hits home way too hard.
    ...

  • @srodgers7351
    @srodgers7351 6 років тому +246

    How to talk to someone you find attractive:
    1. Try talking about a common topic. Weather, current events, clothing or accessories are all safe bets. Stay away from topics like politics and religion.
    2. Panic because you are talking to someone and realize you just blabbed to them "It's raining and I like your mud shoes."
    3. Realize that while you were panicking they actually made a response to be polite. You have no idea what this response is because you weren't paying attention.
    4. Panic more.
    5. While they stare at you confused make awkward sounds like an injured raccoon trying to remember which Baldwin brother was which.
    5. Run away screaming.
    6. Hide in a safe place like your bed, pillow fort, basement, or cave. Never emerge from this place. Do not rejoin society. Eat lots of snacks.

  • @Pinkiechugamer
    @Pinkiechugamer 4 роки тому +43

    3:15 Grant is so good at capturing this moment that a lot of us in 2020 have felt

  • @teawithtams6596
    @teawithtams6596 6 років тому +1350

    This is such a good sketch, it's heartfelt, and sad but still funny at the same time.

    • @tomasmalin
      @tomasmalin 6 років тому +5

      Tea With Tams the most depressive sketch on CH though.

    • @Friendship1nmillion
      @Friendship1nmillion 6 років тому +2

      Tea With Tams I disagree about it's "funnyness". I'm sharing this video on Twitter to Celebrity Chef Jamieoliver . Hopefully he will provide a serious & helpful version of this video. Grant isn't doing anything for me in this video. 😧🍗🍳🥃🍽💔👤🔫

    • @Kevin_A
      @Kevin_A 6 років тому

      Not funny or sad just boring

    • @greenalien8503
      @greenalien8503 6 років тому

      I'm alone

    • @AngelofBanishment
      @AngelofBanishment 6 років тому +2

      It's a lot of people's reality. Welp, off to the store for more Cpt Morgan

  • @themetallicmoon
    @themetallicmoon 6 років тому +199

    This got too real and I am no longer okay.

  • @beeinnit913
    @beeinnit913 6 років тому +280

    “You hadn’t disappointed so many people”
    LITTLE DID HE KNOW IVE BEEN DISAPPOINTING PEOPLE FROM TGE AGE OF 4

    • @laurocoman
      @laurocoman 6 років тому +6

      Damn, that also hit close to home.

    • @sleepysera
      @sleepysera 4 роки тому +5

      That's kind of amazing, how did you manage to disappoint at age 4 already? It took me 20 years to master that field.. :(
      Wouldn't you at least need to start school to be able to become a disappointment? I'm amazed and proud of you for starting early :D

    • @TraceLight
      @TraceLight 4 роки тому +5

      Rantaro Kinnie well at least you started early.
      Worse is when you are considered your state prodigy in 8th grade, and proceed to collapse miserably. No one looks at you the same, the expectations were too high. The future is over.

    • @creativedesignation7880
      @creativedesignation7880 4 роки тому +4

      With the right kind of parent, you will feel like the first disappointment you put others through was your own birth and that it basically went downhill from there.

    • @03.ximipa3ahmadrinofarosmu3
      @03.ximipa3ahmadrinofarosmu3 3 роки тому +2

      I'm disappointed by that typo

  • @aaroc8201
    @aaroc8201 5 років тому +122

    Because of 1:30, all I can think of is grant's "8.5 inch comment" from his other video xD

    • @James-nr9gm
      @James-nr9gm 4 роки тому +2

      I mean. He's pretty cute regardless. 😂

  • @cobraimploder
    @cobraimploder 6 років тому +766

    Shit just got way too real here!

    • @justadam7369
      @justadam7369 6 років тому +3

      Shit just got real

    • @Shadowgangster123
      @Shadowgangster123 6 років тому +2

      Youre indian thats why dont worry ill hang myself too

    • @JulianB02
      @JulianB02 6 років тому

      Shadowganster123 Not sure if you're being serious, but please don't do that.

    • @2ndcousinrichard658
      @2ndcousinrichard658 6 років тому

      No more liking it's perfect

  • @DeathnoteBB
    @DeathnoteBB 6 років тому +269

    Collegehumor gets too real

    • @theinsanebookworm
      @theinsanebookworm 6 років тому +5

      DeathnoteBB “I can’t afford a therapist, I have student loans”😩
      Too real...

    • @victoriamitchell5281
      @victoriamitchell5281 6 років тому +2

      And it’s amazing, I love it ❤️

  • @KirbyHenry10
    @KirbyHenry10 6 років тому +421

    College Darkhumor is the best

    • @immortalsun
      @immortalsun 6 років тому +1

      I don’t watch their videos because they are black.

  • @_franci
    @_franci 5 років тому +91

    Guys, really love what you’re making! Keep it up.
    Also, Grant, I hope this was the sketch and not your mindset: you do have potential and you’re fulfilling it, doing this job you love and spreading powerful messages with videos like this one. If you need to talk with somebody don’t be afraid, everyone can be scared of themselves, the important thing is being able to bring ourselves up after being down, that’s where our friends help us.
    Have a great day

  • @rohitkishnani
    @rohitkishnani 6 років тому +341

    I think grant is broken ,someone turn him on and off again

    • @Nutonic_RL
      @Nutonic_RL 6 років тому +15

      Rohit Kishnani if this doesn’t work please refer to page 15 of your grant manual or call customer service at 1-800-depression

    • @seanfields2576
      @seanfields2576 6 років тому +2

      someone turn him on
      please
      he needs it

    • @lobstahrmccoy3962
      @lobstahrmccoy3962 6 років тому +1

      *off and on

    • @steelrarebit7387
      @steelrarebit7387 6 років тому +1

      That begs the question, "What turns on Grant?"

  • @no-or6ic
    @no-or6ic 6 років тому +124

    Tip 6: Serving sizes are only a suggestion! Just eat the entire family fun pack to numb the lonely!

    • @maberti
      @maberti 6 років тому +6

      Ellie Meow I, like many many people in the comments, can relate. I've recently found myself in a similar situation and here's something that might help those who want to read through:
      Feeling unloved, unlovable, is a character trait associated with our culture. We are told throughout childhood that we aren't good enough or that we should be perfect. We equate love with being perfect. Any small dent in that perfect image throws us in a state of panic, guilt. We think we don't deserve our parent's or society's love anymore, because of our mistakes. Small mistakes pile up and we feel uncomfortable because of them, because we are afraid of showing anybody those mistakes. As we try to cope with this negative self-image, we spiral into bad coping mechanisms like the ones portrayed in this video, or like drinking, internet addiction, or any sort of escape from this fear. At some point, this negative self-image becomes so heavy that we push other people away. Sometimes hiding from them How messed up we are becomes more important than being in a relationship. "How could they love me if I am so messed up?". Might lead to "how messed up am I that I push people away?". We might spiral out of control.
      The solution is not "to get your act together", like we tell ourselves. It puts more pressure on us to avoid repeating mistakes. And whatever progress we might make will disappear when the first little mistake arises. You will think that you're back to square 1 and that all your efforts were not enough and you will curse yourself and might get into bad coping mechanisms again.
      The solution is forgiveness. Keeping yourself accountable for every little action you have made buries under a mountain of stress and guilt. And guess what, other people are just as imperfect as well! Learning to love each others weaknesses is what its about. Forgiveness shows you how that mountain is unnecessary pain you're inflicting yourself. No matter what you have done, how bad you think it is, admit it. And ask to be forgiven. From others, because they will appreciate it. But most of all you can try to forgive yourself. Forgiveness erases all the unbearable debts you're keeping track of and which slow you down, forgive all the debts to your past. You are free to live again, to try again ! And on a clean slate this time, not having to fight all previous failures. This will give you the opportunity to truly get better. Feeling better and doing better.
      I'm at the beginning but this insight from a book that I'm sharing with you today changed my perspective. I cried when I realised how much unnecessary weight I had put on myself and how good it felt to ask for forgiveness. It reset the timers to 0. It set me to a fresh start. Now, I still have flaws and I still need to deal with my past actions. The difference is I can improve on them now that I don't have to sustain these unrealistic expectations of perfection anymore. Giving that up allowed me, paradoxically, to get better. I feel much lighter and I feel like I can accomplish good things instead of trying to fight bad old habits.
      It may not be perfect but I hope this comment will be a spark for you to forgive yourself and start feeling and doing better.
      Much love on your journey.

    • @bitcoinski
      @bitcoinski 6 років тому +3

      Empty Carbs = Loner's Best Friend.

    • @brianistryin76
      @brianistryin76 6 років тому +2

      Marka Biti this comment was great! Subscribed. Please make videos!

    • @stephenb7829
      @stephenb7829 6 років тому +4

      Who needs a family when you can eat the family fun pack .

    • @fireaza
      @fireaza 6 років тому +1

      So I kinda jumped the gun a bit and stopped reading your comment after "family". Long story short, are any of you fellas good at baking? Like, "file in a cake delivered to a maximum security prison" good?

  • @TheEvilCommenter
    @TheEvilCommenter 6 років тому +995

    I'm watching this while eating a bowl of Reeses Puffs and drinking a Rum & Coke. This is too accurate to be funny :/

    • @Em-ih5du
      @Em-ih5du 6 років тому +28

      Reese puffs are my fav!!! Can I be lonely with you? It'll look less pathetic when we order from Dominos for 5 people if there's 2 of us to answer the door. Eh, who am I kidding. The odds of us agreeing on the toppings is way too low. We'll never work.... ... ... ... Yes Dominos, you're right. I should totally add that chocolat lava cake... Only chocolate can bring me happiness at this point...

    • @Vahrules
      @Vahrules 6 років тому +9

      E L I love you. You are loved.

    • @brisby169
      @brisby169 6 років тому +9

      Wanted to laugh but it was way too close to home, so now I'm really bummed. Whatever.

    • @JayFlowie
      @JayFlowie 6 років тому +4

      I was thinking the same thing when I watched this

    • @minimonkeymasher8888
      @minimonkeymasher8888 6 років тому +2

      Get some help.

  • @nhogan84
    @nhogan84 5 років тому +265

    God I just want to hug Grant and tell him everything is going to be okay

    • @lanceknuth5300
      @lanceknuth5300 4 роки тому +10

      Why would you lie to him, and by extension the rest of us?

    • @bongle3726
      @bongle3726 4 роки тому +6

      i also wanna hug him 1:22

  • @matiasmejia2425
    @matiasmejia2425 6 років тому +338

    Top 10 calls for help

    • @matiasmejia2425
      @matiasmejia2425 6 років тому +1

      Wonder if they know this is one of them

    • @matiasmejia2425
      @matiasmejia2425 6 років тому +1

      I mean like how should I say it to her?

    • @matiasmejia2425
      @matiasmejia2425 6 років тому +1

      Maybe I should man up and tell her how I feel about her
      When should I do it

    • @matiasmejia2425
      @matiasmejia2425 6 років тому +1

      I only have a few more weeks to tell her
      Should I talk to her on Monday?
      I mean, she already had 2 boyfriends
      She is single right now but what will make me different from the last 2?

    • @matiasmejia2425
      @matiasmejia2425 6 років тому +1

      This would be my first girlfriend but how can I make it last?
      Jesus f*ck I think I should just say it on Monday
      But how does she feel about me?
      We're pretty good friends
      That's something right?

  • @lalalalaaAa123
    @lalalalaaAa123 6 років тому +73

    THAT MONOLOGUE WAS ON POINT, YOUR ACTING CHOPS ARE SHARP AF

    • @jordi4119
      @jordi4119 6 років тому

      Wynnie M *soliloquy

  • @courtney4093
    @courtney4093 6 років тому +504

    where's the oscar

    • @nickname-kr1yx
      @nickname-kr1yx 6 років тому +22

      Courtney Guthrie He’s not getting one because he wasn’t acting

    • @ags3637
      @ags3637 6 років тому +5

      Oh honey he wasn’t acting

  • @averywho6430
    @averywho6430 Рік тому +23

    Grant, Katie, and Brennen are like the top three college Humor actors/writers. They’re so good at portraying pretty much all emotions

  • @sirbadonk2727
    @sirbadonk2727 6 років тому +2817

    There's no humor in this. This is more like an attack to my existence. Remove this video.

    • @toxiiskullz
      @toxiiskullz 6 років тому +15

      Edan Khan let it stay

    • @dabblingdame44
      @dabblingdame44 6 років тому +32

      your comment is funnier than the video

    • @Crispman_777
      @Crispman_777 6 років тому +25

      It's said that the best comedy makes you laugh and cry.

    • @Tozzie50
      @Tozzie50 6 років тому +2

      Me 😭😭😭

    • @tewstronge9173
      @tewstronge9173 6 років тому +24

      I was with you until you said revoke the video

  • @fen4554
    @fen4554 6 років тому +1404

    Pff, I didn't even bother with the dating. Why risk rejection? Now I'm alone and no one bothers me. Ever.
    Ever...

    • @marleywinters9378
      @marleywinters9378 6 років тому +29

      Friendly Metroid I know, right? Better to die alone than risk the dangers of the opposite sex(or the same sex, i don't judge).

    • @xylyl3419
      @xylyl3419 6 років тому +4

      agreed.

    • @TheLandOfDreams
      @TheLandOfDreams 6 років тому +11

      ALRIGHT DR. CUDDLESMCHUGS IS IN THE HOUSE (hugs)

    • @amandab3946
      @amandab3946 6 років тому +38

      When your dating technique turns into actively avoiding people so you don’t have to face any rejection. And you genuinely can’t remember the last time you experienced human touch. And you type in the third person to distance yourself from the truth... HaHAhA :(

    • @Mino123r
      @Mino123r 6 років тому +8

      Friendly Metroid that sounds exactly like my plan however I ruined that by being drunk and tellin people what I actually think of them soooo I’m moving countries

  • @AlexAegisOfficial
    @AlexAegisOfficial 6 років тому +208

    everybody asks how tall is grant but no one asks how's grant :'(

    • @maberti
      @maberti 6 років тому +1

      Győri Sándor to the top!

    • @bitcoinski
      @bitcoinski 6 років тому +1

      I got 1 better...WHY Is GRANT?

    • @Mxyzptlksac
      @Mxyzptlksac 5 років тому

      Hey know how tall he is... he’s my same height

  • @nomethodonlymadness9528
    @nomethodonlymadness9528 5 років тому +593

    *I'm in this sketch and I Dont like it.*

    • @gezi5927
      @gezi5927 4 роки тому +12

      Kelly Houseknecht you are literally a child, don’t think this applies to you

    • @kedamono8616
      @kedamono8616 4 роки тому +2

      @@gezi5927 lmao

    • @angstyteen2890
      @angstyteen2890 4 роки тому +3

      This can still apply to children because some don’t make relationships with this thought in mind, relationships like friendship, mentors, father/mother/ or parental substitution for people who don’t have strong parental figures, possibly even getting pets, etc.

  • @sebastianelytron8450
    @sebastianelytron8450 6 років тому +777

    I remember being fueled by ramen. Good times.

    • @Lonulaj
      @Lonulaj 6 років тому +6

      Sebastian Elytron good... Times...?

    • @slicedpineapple1992
      @slicedpineapple1992 6 років тому +48

      I get the reference

    • @TheStigma
      @TheStigma 6 років тому +19

      See - being so poor that you can only afford ramen isn't a problem if you looove ramen! :D :D
      If you intake enough of the stuff you also get honorary asian status. I'm fairly certain that's in the rules there somewhere...

    • @Kurppi
      @Kurppi 6 років тому +2

      back in the day i ate so much and so often ramen that i feel a little bit vomit coming up even when smelling ramen...

    • @victoriamitchell5281
      @victoriamitchell5281 6 років тому +3

      TheStigma - if you can still afford ramen, you’re not poor enough... 🤷‍♀️ ramen is expensive, in the uk at least.

  • @bladebismuth4356
    @bladebismuth4356 6 років тому +92

    His monologue hit *too close to home*

    • @maberti
      @maberti 6 років тому +6

      elizabeth andrade I, like many many people in the comments, can relate. I've recently found myself in a similar situation and here's something that might help those who want to read through:
      Feeling unloved, unlovable, is a character trait associated with our culture. We are told throughout childhood that we aren't good enough or that we should be perfect. We equate love with being perfect. Any small dent in that perfect image throws us in a state of panic, guilt. We think we don't deserve our parent's or society's love anymore, because of our mistakes. Small mistakes pile up and we feel uncomfortable because of them, because we are afraid of showing anybody those mistakes. As we try to cope with this negative self-image, we spiral into bad coping mechanisms like the ones portrayed in this video, or like drinking, internet addiction, or any sort of escape from this fear. At some point, this negative self-image becomes so heavy that we push other people away. Sometimes hiding from them How messed up we are becomes more important than being in a relationship. "How could they love me if I am so messed up?". Might lead to "how messed up am I that I push people away?". We might spiral out of control.
      The solution is not "to get your act together", like we tell ourselves. It puts more pressure on us to avoid repeating mistakes. And whatever progress we might make will disappear when the first little mistake arises. You will think that you're back to square 1 and that all your efforts were not enough and you will curse yourself and might get into bad coping mechanisms again.
      The solution is forgiveness. Keeping yourself accountable for every little action you have made buries under a mountain of stress and guilt. And guess what, other people are just as imperfect as well! Learning to love each others weaknesses is what its about. Forgiveness shows you how that mountain is unnecessary pain you're inflicting yourself. No matter what you have done, how bad you think it is, admit it. And ask to be forgiven. From others, because they will appreciate it. But most of all you can try to forgive yourself. Forgiveness erases all the unbearable debts you're keeping track of and which slow you down, forgive all the debts to your past. You are free to live again, to try again ! And on a clean slate this time, not having to fight all previous failures. This will give you the opportunity to truly get better. Feeling better and doing better.
      I'm at the beginning but this insight from a book that I'm sharing with you today changed my perspective. I cried when I realised how much unnecessary weight I had put on myself and how good it felt to ask for forgiveness. It reset the timers to 0. It set me to a fresh start. Now, I still have flaws and I still need to deal with my past actions. The difference is I can improve on them now that I don't have to sustain these unrealistic expectations of perfection anymore. Giving that up allowed me, paradoxically, to get better. I feel much lighter and I feel like I can accomplish good things instead of trying to fight bad old habits.
      It may not be perfect but I hope this comment will be a spark for you to forgive yourself and start feeling and doing better.
      Much love on your journey.

    • @ChangeUrAtOnYT.comSlashHandle
      @ChangeUrAtOnYT.comSlashHandle 6 років тому

      Marka Biti
      It's of no use, I feel, your effort is on people by the medium you're using to spread your message

  • @3p1cand3rs0n
    @3p1cand3rs0n 6 років тому +1938

    OMG this got super dark, super fast. 😳

  • @yupsure6016
    @yupsure6016 4 роки тому +48

    "Why would I inflict myself on others" I've wondered for a while How I feel, that's it, right on the nose

  • @lulucalliope713
    @lulucalliope713 6 років тому +177

    Don't have anyone to talk to? No problem! Watch some classic cartoons from your childhood! Living in the past helps ease the pain of knowing that you're pathetic because your entire sense of self-worth depends on getting your parents' approval, and no matter how hard you try, you'll never be good enough for them, and your own lack of self-confidence will keep you from finding a romantic partner in life!
    ...or is that just me?

    • @elmateo77
      @elmateo77 6 років тому +3

      It's just you. I prefer horror movies to cartoons.

    • @AngelofBanishment
      @AngelofBanishment 6 років тому +9

      Lulu Calliope it doesn't stop you from finding romance, it just helps you land in abusive ones over and over again.

    • @AngelofBanishment
      @AngelofBanishment 6 років тому +3

      Oh I guess you haven't hit that stage yet....I'm sorry, you might wanna start the crying now

    • @lulucalliope713
      @lulucalliope713 6 років тому +5

      Nah, I've been in relationships...guys who use me to cheat on their girlfriends, guys who stand me up on dates, guys who prefer playing video games than spending time with me...
      And it's more than just a lack of self-confidence. I'm autistic, and years of verbal abuse from my parents regarding my disability have had an effect on me. I can't do a lot of things without thinking, "Oh my god, I can't do this because I'm autistic and I'm nothing without my parents' mercy and guidance."

    • @Sonneratia_Polaris
      @Sonneratia_Polaris 6 років тому +6

      Lulu Calliope You've had a tough life. I hope you'll have the courage and hope to make it better...

  • @breembo
    @breembo 6 років тому +711

    next episode: So you finally got pressured into marriage, and found another person as broken and lonely as you were. Now years later you are even more depressed, but decide maybe kids is what you need. but it becomes and even bigger nightmare you cant simply leave. Oh how good you had it when you were lonely and single. now what grant huh? you gonna do that to us?

    • @brandonb4742
      @brandonb4742 6 років тому +17

      calli clark jeezus m8

    • @stephenb7829
      @stephenb7829 6 років тому +11

      calli clark it's not your fault.... remember it's not your fault

    • @jamaicastrong3368
      @jamaicastrong3368 6 років тому +5

      calli clark, you are psychic

    • @garfelion5356
      @garfelion5356 6 років тому

      Lol!

    • @firebird188
      @firebird188 6 років тому +13

      you actually described my parents marriage.

  • @seanwalsh9790
    @seanwalsh9790 6 років тому +139

    Having a dog helps the deep dark abyss of loneliness and self doubt

    • @vsgfilmgroup
      @vsgfilmgroup 6 років тому +31

      Until you realize you only got the dog to drag yourself out of the loneliness trap. Then you realize you're holding a living thing hostage to your own self-image and you're an even bigger monster than you ever thought.

    • @catherinestickels2591
      @catherinestickels2591 6 років тому +8

      Being at college away from said dog makes life a lot harder. I'm lucky to have gotten him through a rescue, both in that I can avoid vsgfilmgroup's sentiment and lucky in that he is the single most friendly being to ever exist on this Earth and I was very lucky to have him

    • @TheFrugalVideoGamer
      @TheFrugalVideoGamer 5 років тому +2

      Plus they can eat your leftovers if you let them go too long!

  • @andreimoga7813
    @andreimoga7813 5 років тому +135

    "Why would I inflict myself on someone else?"

  • @Alucard666QC
    @Alucard666QC 6 років тому +76

    That's way too accurate to be funny. Holy shit...

    • @telectronix1368
      @telectronix1368 6 років тому +3

      Should have come with a warning.

    • @maberti
      @maberti 6 років тому +3

      Alucard I, like many many people in the comments, can relate. I've recently found myself in a similar situation and here's something that might help those who want to read through:
      Feeling unloved, unlovable, is a character trait associated with our culture. We are told throughout childhood that we aren't good enough or that we should be perfect. We equate love with being perfect. Any small dent in that perfect image throws us in a state of panic, guilt. We think we don't deserve our parent's or society's love anymore, because of our mistakes. Small mistakes pile up and we feel uncomfortable because of them, because we are afraid of showing anybody those mistakes. As we try to cope with this negative self-image, we spiral into bad coping mechanisms like the ones portrayed in this video, or like drinking, internet addiction, or any sort of escape from this fear. At some point, this negative self-image becomes so heavy that we push other people away. Sometimes hiding from them How messed up we are becomes more important than being in a relationship. "How could they love me if I am so messed up?". Might lead to "how messed up am I that I push people away?". We might spiral out of control.
      The solution is not "to get your act together", like we tell ourselves. It puts more pressure on us to avoid repeating mistakes. And whatever progress we might make will disappear when the first little mistake arises. You will think that you're back to square 1 and that all your efforts were not enough and you will curse yourself and might get into bad coping mechanisms again.
      The solution is forgiveness. Keeping yourself accountable for every little action you have made buries under a mountain of stress and guilt. And guess what, other people are just as imperfect as well! Learning to love each others weaknesses is what its about. Forgiveness shows you how that mountain is unnecessary pain you're inflicting yourself. No matter what you have done, how bad you think it is, admit it. And ask to be forgiven. From others, because they will appreciate it. But most of all you can try to forgive yourself. Forgiveness erases all the unbearable debts you're keeping track of and which slow you down, forgive all the debts to your past. You are free to live again, to try again ! And on a clean slate this time, not having to fight all previous failures. This will give you the opportunity to truly get better. Feeling better and doing better.
      I'm at the beginning but this insight from a book that I'm sharing with you today changed my perspective. I cried when I realised how much unnecessary weight I had put on myself and how good it felt to ask for forgiveness. It reset the timers to 0. It set me to a fresh start. Now, I still have flaws and I still need to deal with my past actions. The difference is I can improve on them now that I don't have to sustain these unrealistic expectations of perfection anymore. Giving that up allowed me, paradoxically, to get better. I feel much lighter and I feel like I can accomplish good things instead of trying to fight bad old habits.
      It may not be perfect but I hope this comment will be a spark for you to forgive yourself and start feeling and doing better.
      Much love on your journey.

    • @nemo-zl1vm
      @nemo-zl1vm 6 років тому +2

      Yeah the smile slid off my face about halfway through when the words started resonating a little too closely with me.

  • @Catherine-wn8dh
    @Catherine-wn8dh 6 років тому +140

    I came here to laugh and instead had to confront the dark thoughts I mindlessly watch UA-cam videos to ignore...thanks Grant 😂😣

  • @sylendraws1249
    @sylendraws1249 6 років тому +726

    It would have been better if he had a really shitty apartment

    • @Mr3DLC
      @Mr3DLC 6 років тому +15

      SylenDraws I know right? If you want the cash for dates, consider crappy apartments to cut back on rent
      Stop buying into that consumerism crap they push on popular sitcoms with numerous furnishings

    • @ArviKarttunenlux
      @ArviKarttunenlux 6 років тому +3

      All of this is ofc happening in CH's Sad Boy House

    • @skylarvail5467
      @skylarvail5467 6 років тому +7

      No, because then it would be like he deserves it, but if it's a fancy apartment, then he can feel even worse about the privileges he has in his life. It's much easier to think "I have nothing" and have self pity. :) I'm fine

    • @haltopen12
      @haltopen12 6 років тому +5

      That isn’t an apartment, Grant has secretly been living in the college humor offices for over a year

  • @nicholaswestover5162
    @nicholaswestover5162 3 роки тому +39

    This is quite possibly the greatest sketch in the world. Does it hit close to home? Of fuckin' course it does.

  • @Niaaa3393
    @Niaaa3393 6 років тому +526

    2 real 4 me

  • @cameronsuter9051
    @cameronsuter9051 6 років тому +35

    *stares at herbs growing on my patio
    *stares at my bulk chicken to cook this Saturday
    *stares into void of crippling loneliness
    Oh...

    • @MoniCu92
      @MoniCu92 6 років тому

      Cameron Suter hahaha well shit

  • @PettyPranks
    @PettyPranks 6 років тому +289

    College Humor is cranking out some amazing content lately! Bar raised, cleared it, bar raised again, and again just to show off, cleared it. What's next? - 4D 8K 16channel audio surround 10kajillion frames a second iMaxPlusSupreme staring only Will Smith with no 15 or 30 seconds ads?...Oh wow - Really?!

    • @bayraktarx1386
      @bayraktarx1386 6 років тому +2

      Wow you are easily impressed.

    • @bayraktarx1386
      @bayraktarx1386 6 років тому +5

      Or on drugs...

    • @zsaszcoulter3729
      @zsaszcoulter3729 6 років тому +1

      They’re actually getting worse

    • @chimera385
      @chimera385 6 років тому +3

      PettyPranks ever since cracked destroyed itself collegehumor has stepped up to fill the void

    • @thinkingcap8558
      @thinkingcap8558 6 років тому

      PettyPranks stopppp sucking up

  • @shiv421kobra
    @shiv421kobra 5 років тому +18

    Everything from 1:35 onwards is the best acting ever seen on this channel.

    • @ryan_n05
      @ryan_n05 4 роки тому +3

      Yeah... "acting"...

  • @lime7662
    @lime7662 6 років тому +156

    I didn't sign the form for this feels trip

  • @SchoolDeskInk
    @SchoolDeskInk 6 років тому +78

    Grant, you...you feeling alright?

    • @stonecat676
      @stonecat676 6 років тому

      Did it seem alright to you?

    • @ejwowiing
      @ejwowiing 6 років тому

      You two are great at asking questions. I might learn something from you both.

    • @ejwowiing
      @ejwowiing 6 років тому

      Jo Fu 👆

  • @alleyoliver3315
    @alleyoliver3315 6 років тому +126

    This got good and depressing. Just what I want from a CH video! My good mood has been cured! Thanks CH!

    • @MemoOwO
      @MemoOwO 6 років тому

      Alley Oliver lmao

  • @FatmanVA
    @FatmanVA 3 роки тому +38

    "why would i inflict myself on someone else"
    cheers mate, I'll drink to that.

  • @ethancandy
    @ethancandy 6 років тому +58

    The Bojack Horseman of online cooking tutorials

  • @erikajaquess
    @erikajaquess 6 років тому +785

    I always make meals for two.
    SO I CAN EAT BOTH. Om nom nom.

    • @Ijmiller8
      @Ijmiller8 6 років тому +28

      ASMR Erika I can feel your tears behind the silliness.

    • @jorgesaenz8986
      @jorgesaenz8986 6 років тому +16

      Isiah Miller We all can, depression attracts depression

    • @Mr3DLC
      @Mr3DLC 6 років тому +2

      I hear you
      I still got the appetite to spare :)

    • @jeffreyjdesir
      @jeffreyjdesir 6 років тому +1

      If you're single...
      And in Orlando, maybe we can share half a plate of your spaghetti you gluttonous bachelorette. ;)

    • @banditxavier2893
      @banditxavier2893 6 років тому +1

      I just make one for today and one for tomorrow, sometimes another for the day after tomorrow

  • @SanskarWagley
    @SanskarWagley 6 років тому +666

    Did you base this on me?

  • @Apollo9898LP
    @Apollo9898LP 5 років тому +30

    I know this is like a "haha funny" video but honestly I just wanna give Grant a hug

  • @Adr1an511
    @Adr1an511 6 років тому +343

    Can't afford therapist? Smoke weed! You dont need two people, you will eat for two!

    • @jjoohhhnn
      @jjoohhhnn 6 років тому +11

      Adrian self help guru over here

    • @GBart
      @GBart 6 років тому +4

      Can confirm.

    • @maberti
      @maberti 6 років тому +13

      Adrian I, like many many people in the comments, can relate. I've recently found myself in a similar situation and here's something that might help those who want to read through:
      Feeling unloved, unlovable, is a character trait associated with our culture. We are told throughout childhood that we aren't good enough or that we should be perfect. We equate love with being perfect. Any small dent in that perfect image throws us in a state of panic, guilt. We think we don't deserve our parent's or society's love anymore, because of our mistakes. Small mistakes pile up and we feel uncomfortable because of them, because we are afraid of showing anybody those mistakes. As we try to cope with this negative self-image, we spiral into bad coping mechanisms like the ones portrayed in this video, or like drinking, internet addiction, or any sort of escape from this fear. At some point, this negative self-image becomes so heavy that we push other people away. Sometimes hiding from them How messed up we are becomes more important than being in a relationship. "How could they love me if I am so messed up?". Might lead to "how messed up am I that I push people away?". We might spiral out of control.
      The solution is not "to get your act together", like we tell ourselves. It puts more pressure on us to avoid repeating mistakes. And whatever progress we might make will disappear when the first little mistake arises. You will think that you're back to square 1 and that all your efforts were not enough and you will curse yourself and might get into bad coping mechanisms again.
      The solution is forgiveness. Keeping yourself accountable for every little action you have made buries under a mountain of stress and guilt. And guess what, other people are just as imperfect as well! Learning to love each others weaknesses is what its about. Forgiveness shows you how that mountain is unnecessary pain you're inflicting yourself. No matter what you have done, how bad you think it is, admit it. And ask to be forgiven. From others, because they will appreciate it. But most of all you can try to forgive yourself. Forgiveness erases all the unbearable debts you're keeping track of and which slow you down, forgive all the debts to your past. You are free to live again, to try again ! And on a clean slate this time, not having to fight all previous failures. This will give you the opportunity to truly get better. Feeling better and doing better.
      I'm at the beginning but this insight from a book that I'm sharing with you today changed my perspective. I cried when I realised how much unnecessary weight I had put on myself and how good it felt to ask for forgiveness. It reset the timers to 0. It set me to a fresh start. Now, I still have flaws and I still need to deal with my past actions. The difference is I can improve on them now that I don't have to sustain these unrealistic expectations of perfection anymore. Giving that up allowed me, paradoxically, to get better. I feel much lighter and I feel like I can accomplish good things instead of trying to fight bad old habits.
      It may not be perfect but I hope this comment will be a spark for you to forgive yourself and start feeling and doing better.
      Much love on your journey.

    • @LJ-yr8qx
      @LJ-yr8qx 6 років тому +3

      Adrian this comment needs a fucking trophy.
      Here
      🏆

    • @kennykeating5243
      @kennykeating5243 6 років тому +2

      Truth

  • @presidenttogekiss635
    @presidenttogekiss635 6 років тому +581

    I mean, he’s an american. If push comes to shove, there’s a bunch of people who would marry for the passport. Who says love can’t come from a souless transaction?😂

    • @rvawildcardwolf2843
      @rvawildcardwolf2843 6 років тому +75

      I mean. It worked for our first lady.

    • @elkronnie6500
      @elkronnie6500 6 років тому +2

      Introduce me? Lol

    • @EmB61491
      @EmB61491 6 років тому +4

      But... You're s'pposed to look for your "Two love!!!" (a quote from the movie "The Princess Bride")

    • @elkronnie6500
      @elkronnie6500 6 років тому +4

      Emily Balderdash I guess it's been way too long since I've seen that movie because I don't remember that at all lol

    • @kabedondon
      @kabedondon 6 років тому +19

      Not recommended. Instead of tearing yourself down and destroying every bit of self esteem you have, you'll have someone else who you will do it for you, in multiple languages even.

  • @jippalippa
    @jippalippa 6 років тому +10

    Grant is honestly becoming a legend among the cast

  • @tes-quick
    @tes-quick 5 років тому +26

    grant trying not to cry is how i hold my cries in

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 6 років тому +404

    The Captain and Cap'n thing is called a 'Parley'.

    • @Laelino
      @Laelino 6 років тому +6

      Raquel Robles That would be the French

    • @gibrana9214
      @gibrana9214 6 років тому +8

      It's more of a guideline than an actual rule

    • @greenmeat1270
      @greenmeat1270 6 років тому +3

      An eight-ball of charlie, 4 litres of vodka, 5 tabs of molly with two tabs of acid, a bag of weed and a gram of harry is called a 'Farley'. Isn't that interesting?

    • @greenmeat1270
      @greenmeat1270 6 років тому

      Oh, and three hookers. That's the only way to Farley

    • @egemenozan5641
      @egemenozan5641 6 років тому

      I think its Parlay

  • @youssrahadri8442
    @youssrahadri8442 6 років тому +108

    Tip 10: Try going out with your friends to a fancy restaurant, just forget how broken you are!
    Oh wait,
    You...
    Don’t have friends do you?
    Oh your screwed

    • @edgeisloveedgeislife5439
      @edgeisloveedgeislife5439 4 роки тому +2

      Oh nonono I have people who call me "friends" and care. I'm just too emotionally distant to call them friends or attempt to make a meaningful connection, so instead we share memes on WhatsApp. I'm afraid of being vulnerable to other people, and I'm also afraid I don't actually want to be happy deep down, so instead I just decide to live with the empty feeling of contentness, and just try not to be miserable, until I reach a sort of state of dead inside and apathic.

    • @TraceLight
      @TraceLight 4 роки тому +1

      Edge Is Love, Edge Is Life well hey at least you have acquaintances.
      After a few years of complete isolation, it starts getting to you.
      The saddest and most lucid moment I had was when I was going to buy groceries in my coupe.
      I decided to look over, and I realized “something isn’t right here, isn’t someone suppose to be there?”
      It was weird, like really bizarre. Then it hit me. I have no one to survive with.

    • @dhanesh12-p9n
      @dhanesh12-p9n 4 роки тому +1

      @@TraceLight man i can talk to you i can be a friend 🙄

  • @i.wikkeld
    @i.wikkeld 6 років тому +29

    This got way too real. Awesome acting Grant ❤️🙌🏻

    • @maberti
      @maberti 6 років тому +1

      Inge Meems I, like many many people in the comments, can relate. I've recently found myself in a similar situation and here's something that might help those who want to read through:
      Feeling unloved, unlovable, is a character trait associated with our culture. We are told throughout childhood that we aren't good enough or that we should be perfect. We equate love with being perfect. Any small dent in that perfect image throws us in a state of panic, guilt. We think we don't deserve our parent's or society's love anymore, because of our mistakes. Small mistakes pile up and we feel uncomfortable because of them, because we are afraid of showing anybody those mistakes. As we try to cope with this negative self-image, we spiral into bad coping mechanisms like the ones portrayed in this video, or like drinking, internet addiction, or any sort of escape from this fear. At some point, this negative self-image becomes so heavy that we push other people away. Sometimes hiding from them How messed up we are becomes more important than being in a relationship. "How could they love me if I am so messed up?". Might lead to "how messed up am I that I push people away?". We might spiral out of control.
      The solution is not "to get your act together", like we tell ourselves. It puts more pressure on us to avoid repeating mistakes. And whatever progress we might make will disappear when the first little mistake arises. You will think that you're back to square 1 and that all your efforts were not enough and you will curse yourself and might get into bad coping mechanisms again.
      The solution is forgiveness. Keeping yourself accountable for every little action you have made buries under a mountain of stress and guilt. And guess what, other people are just as imperfect as well! Learning to love each others weaknesses is what its about. Forgiveness shows you how that mountain is unnecessary pain you're inflicting yourself. No matter what you have done, how bad you think it is, admit it. And ask to be forgiven. From others, because they will appreciate it. But most of all you can try to forgive yourself. Forgiveness erases all the unbearable debts you're keeping track of and which slow you down, forgive all the debts to your past. You are free to live again, to try again ! And on a clean slate this time, not having to fight all previous failures. This will give you the opportunity to truly get better. Feeling better and doing better.
      I'm at the beginning but this insight from a book that I'm sharing with you today changed my perspective. I cried when I realised how much unnecessary weight I had put on myself and how good it felt to ask for forgiveness. It reset the timers to 0. It set me to a fresh start. Now, I still have flaws and I still need to deal with my past actions. The difference is I can improve on them now that I don't have to sustain these unrealistic expectations of perfection anymore. Giving that up allowed me, paradoxically, to get better. I feel much lighter and I feel like I can accomplish good things instead of trying to fight bad old habits.
      It may not be perfect but I hope this comment will be a spark for you to forgive yourself and start feeling and doing better.
      Much love on your journey.

  • @mollycorey5307
    @mollycorey5307 3 роки тому +45

    I kept waiting for tip that leaning over your food while in the midst of yet another depressed bout of crying provides a great source of salt! Really gives it a good flavor of sorrow that you're already so familiar with anyway!

  • @inactive.mp4
    @inactive.mp4 6 років тому +337

    Don't worry, Grant. I care.
    I care about that delicious lasagna!
    * *_SNATCH_* *
    Edit 2 years later: Why are we still here? Just to suffer?

    • @mrdictionary728
      @mrdictionary728 4 роки тому +4

      To Bad I CARE MORE GIMME
      *snatches*

    • @inactive.mp4
      @inactive.mp4 4 роки тому +3

      @@mrdictionary728 >:000

    • @aza4523
      @aza4523 4 роки тому +2

      I don’t mnow

    • @Lynwood_Jackson
      @Lynwood_Jackson 3 роки тому +2

      Yes... We are. Are you ok though? I mean that seriously.

    • @ErikaCrist7749
      @ErikaCrist7749 3 роки тому

      To keep finding new lasagna flavours, what else!?

  • @marcwittkowski5146
    @marcwittkowski5146 6 років тому +12

    Grant is actually a really decent actor.

  • @farmhousefilms1
    @farmhousefilms1 6 років тому +88

    Should we be concerned for Grant at this point?