Call in a huge order to a restaurant right before they close, never show up, wait until every employee goes home, break into the dumpster and eat for days
Heres some legally ambiguous tips for broke people (I dont condone any of these) #1. Shoplifting; Shopping has a significantly smaller impact on your finances when you dont actually pay for it. #2. Foraging. Besides, who said food was expensive to begin with? #3. Hunting. Deer, elk, the neighbours cat, anything is fair game as long as it tastes good with barbeque sauce. #4. Trading. Johnny over the road has a fridge full of food. You have his wife and daughter, and a loaded .45 pistol.
Dude, I’m currently studying to become an xray tech and I had to travel a long way to a hospital where 3 days a week I had to make a 9hr shift (basically working without pay). I was so broke I stopped on a gas station to buy some chips and a coke which was like $2 and a half and the debit card declined on me. This arab guy (i think the owner) says (in spanish) “sorry my friend but it says decline”. I was so embarrassed and hungry and they were like 3 people before me. 😂 I was like “damn okay” faking like it was the card and not me being broke hahah
These are unironically pretty good tips at surviving as a poor person. Robbing a bank will guarantee you some food security for quite some time regardless of your success.
Actually U.S. prisons are mostly for profit, force you to work for less than minimum wage, and charge you exorbitant fees for basic necessities. Countries with non-shitty prisons also generally have social programs you can get support from without going to prison.
@@raghnallm4004 the flu can be fatal, car accidents can be fatal, taking he wrong medication can be fatal Doesn't mean you /will/ die Just that you /can/
I feel like the moral to the story is, if your broke just kill your self or resort to crime, and I have to say I'm glad I found this video, because now I know that stealing from that orphanage was the right choice
+Mauricio TJ (Deadly123) I just wonder if that orphanage was getting all of that money anyway, or are the people in charge taking a huge chunk of it for themselves while putting as little money into the orphanage as they can.
I'm gonna travel into the future, kill my future (wealthy) self, rob myself, travel back in time, and then wait for my predetermined death at my own hands.
Banks are highly guarded, the police respond quickly, most banks don't keep MASSIVE amounts of money anyway, and banks are just generally bullshit to hit because they have a lot of security in place to stop exactly that. Rob a service station. Lots of cash. Only sometimes a panic button. No security guards.
Which by the way don't and also there maybe special dye packs that will make the money useless along with things that can trace it and another thing Banks were the original CoinStar before they came along and still do only to change the coins to dollars you have to get the right amount wrap them and send them to there asking to change into dollars. So basically it's a process and must always be wrapped and in the right amount.
Fun fact: Walmart employees aren’t supposed to stop you from shoplifting if it’s under $20, make sure you don’t do it too often at the same store because the store may build a case against you. As long as your total for all the times is under $1000 you should be fine so make sure you switch up locations cause they rarely share information between different locations Edit: not quite sure why this is getting replies now after nearly a year, but I guess I could elaborate on my sources cause why not I got all this information from a Reddit thread where a supposed former manager at a Walmart talked about how to shoplift. I gave the tldr on it and that was that. I’m not a primary resource, I have never worked for nor stolen from Walmart. I would trust the replies before me honestly. Not gonna lie though, if you steel from Walmart and get away with it, that’s kinda cool
Not sure how other retailers do it,, but I was actually in Walmart Asset Protection and that's not quite accurate! It's not that they're not supposed to stop you, but that it's not always worth the paperwork to write up a police report. Every store sets up their own threshold on the minimum dollar amount they report to the police, so you might not get hit with a shoplifting charge, but every time you're stopped is an incident that is recorded in Walmart's database. If they take your name, you're in the internal system unless that particular store's AP is really slacking
honestly that's not true as you might think the store i work at the management is communication with all the other retail stores around us mainly to check if management is on the way for inspection but they also do it to keep an eye out for regular shoplifters
I love how so many don’t think it’s wrong to steal. This isn’t Venezuela, things aren’t that bad here. You still have time to UA-cam and a smart phone and probably eat out a lot. Maybe people should relocate to better places to live with more jobs and lower cost of living?
@@enginepy If it was really wrong to steal then Walmart wouldn't exist. Their entire business plan is based on paying people less than the cost of living so their forced to supplement their income through the government, essentially stealing tax money.
Tip: Move to Norway as education is free, health insurance is free and the government makes sure that you wont go completely broke by supporting you financially :)
@@Jessie_Helms hitch hike to mexico sell organs to the cartell for money fly to norway or altenitvely reasurch in the local library shipping ships going to norway sneak on to one a stowaway on it
this reminds me of one time in high school when I couldn't afford lunch, so I stole a bunch of ketchup packets and drank them like go-gurts on the floor of the bathroom's cleanest stall.
I just remembered that I once did a presentation on "what to do when you're already broke" for an actual financial planning class (one of my major classes lol). Got an A haha
I got a ad that was 5 and a half minute long about someone showing his massive mansion in Beverley hills and how to become rich and the video is about tips for broke people . It's a sign
The health insurance part went away when I went back to France. Just got an ultrasound (had unexplainable pains) for less than 20 dollars. Had blood tests for various things, each less than 8 bucks. And that’s BEFORE insurance or what the government would reimburse you for by default.
I'm curious from a Canadian perspective. How long did you wait between the doctor referral and the ultrasound? Like, we have that kind of stuff covered 100%, but if it's not obviously urgent or something in your chest/cranium, you normally wait like a month for an appointment. Great care, but not a lot of it available.
For #2 you could go to you local Credit Union and use their coin machine. Credit Unions are like banks but friendlier and most don't have fees any for using the coin machine (even if you're not a member).
This sketch feels very similar to one WKUK did, but certainly has its own identity. Fascinating sometimes how two very similar ideas in the sketch comedy world can coexist and be equally important
To be fair, pulling the Ethernet connection out of the back of a CoinStar is actually a well known way to avoid the processing fee, so points for accuracy!
Tip of you need money fast and have nothing to lose. The tip: Rob a bank if you succeed you get lots of money if you you die that means no more problems or if you get put in prison you now get a roof over your head and 3 meals a day.
I am a financial advisor. The best thing you can do is make a budget. Track every dollar you touch for a couple months then you will see your habits both good and bad. Shop around for insurance (car, home, medical). Have a play fund. You will get exhausted and resentful if you have to micromanage every penny so have a chunk of money every month (or budget cycle) that is just "play". You don't have to say you spent it on movie tickets or a book of the month club or too much soda at the gas station it is just accounted for unaccounted for cash. Have a partner. A spouse, a friend, room mates, online consultants, irl consultants, just someone to remind you to look at and track your money.
Instead of getting a gift card from a coin machine. Go to your bank with all your coins to get straight cash thats not taxed. Sure it might take an hour for them to count all those Penny's and nickels but its the most cost efficient. Edit: another tip is that not only do people leave their garage doors unlocked, but they also windows too. Go to empty houses and check the windows to see if they're unlocked, this is especially true with sheds and big workshops that aren't connected to the house but a few feet away. Another thing. Check to see if CaR doors are unlocked. Many people leave valuables like jewelry, phones, accessories (like hates glasses and headphones), money, and even guns in their cars over night. If their car is a push start, go ahead and push the break and push the button to see if they left the keys in the car, and remember, always check the trunk. Also if it has a garage remote usually attached to the visor above the driver and passenger seat, use that to open the garage door because a good majority of people leave the door that leads from the garage into the house open too. Just remember to always where non latex gloves and a mask that covers not only your face but also your hair.
I remember driving home from work after a double, and skipping meals because I couldn't afford bridge tolls + gas and also food. It's funny, no bank will let you buy a house if your monthly payment is going to be above a certain percentage of your income... Odd that you can ALWAYS pay rent that's a MUCH higher percentage. (And the "bonus" is you build absolutely NO equity when you're renting, which is why the financial industry has been pushing the "advantages" of renting)
Yeah it makes me sick. I tried to talk to my bank about tracking my rent payments to build credit but they basically told me that because they have no system for doing that, they wouldn't even try
I'm a Portland native, it used to be cheap now it's insane. I almost got hit by a Bentley last year, it was an exciting half a second but apparently those cars have really good brakes. I was so dissapointed.
Call in a huge order to a restaurant right before they close, never show up, wait until every employee goes home, break into the dumpster and eat for days
Ant Marmaud Oh, that's a great idea!! 😂
420yolo720noscope l
Ant Marmaud iiiiiiiii
it worked for me ahaha
make sure your order has a bunch of gross stuff in it (it's already gonna be in the trash) so the employees don't eat it
Last time I watched this I was in high school and laughed. Now I’m almost done with college and drowning in debt and I find it helpful.
Dont worry Grant still was in debt too when he made this video
did you go to college for a career or just general studies because if its the second one then idk why you decided to be in debt over something useless
wow what’s wrong with you? Seriously why say that?
@Olivia "Something" You're welcome
Yeah, this hits different now that I've seen Total Forgiveness
Heres some legally ambiguous tips for broke people
(I dont condone any of these)
#1. Shoplifting; Shopping has a significantly smaller impact on your finances when you dont actually pay for it.
#2. Foraging. Besides, who said food was expensive to begin with?
#3. Hunting. Deer, elk, the neighbours cat, anything is fair game as long as it tastes good with barbeque sauce.
#4. Trading. Johnny over the road has a fridge full of food. You have his wife and daughter, and a loaded .45 pistol.
#1 and 3 had me dying
this deserves way more likes
"you have his wife and daughter, and a loaded .45 pistol"
Protip: sell off the bullets and use blanks instead. They will never find out
"Trading"
When you go to a store to buy instant noodles and your card gets declined, but the cashier is a bro and says “just take it Jesus Christ”
Instant noodles actually have shit mass/$. Check unit prices. Beans are efficient.
Potatoes and eggs my guy.
Why am I laughing so hard?😂😂
Dude, I’m currently studying to become an xray tech and I had to travel a long way to a hospital where 3 days a week I had to make a 9hr shift (basically working without pay). I was so broke I stopped on a gas station to buy some chips and a coke which was like $2 and a half and the debit card declined on me. This arab guy (i think the owner) says (in spanish) “sorry my friend but it says decline”. I was so embarrassed and hungry and they were like 3 people before me. 😂 I was like “damn okay” faking like it was the card and not me being broke hahah
That's awful. Good luck in your studies.
Here's a tip for broke people.
Start drawing art. The more NSFW it is, the more money you'll get selling it.
the more niche the fetish, the more they pay for it
That's actually so true
Draw foot fetish art, degrading as an optional thing, rich quick
Only foot fetish? Come on now, you know that the internet is more depraved than that.
@@alexbbry we've only scratched the surface
"death would be a great way out of your financial problems" so true though
Sam Smith Nah man, Keep working hard for things you love and you'll succeed,cheers bro!
Sevs217 get out with dat optimistic bs
Sebastián M. That’s nice but some people just don’t have a good time
@@MsTrickster24 the video means who tf are you spending life insurance money for. When you die youre not gna get paid then WHY TF ARE YOU PAYIN FOR IT
@@MsTrickster24 nah man keep living to assure the survival of the human race by breeding and raising children
Makes a video about how to make money, while making money doing it.
"Local UA-camrs are making money while they sleep! Watch the video telling you how before it gets banned!"
Stonks
That’s the final tip
I mean, with all those student loans he's gotta do something
Ahh yes the trickster
murica
where the will to live is too expensive
Well said my friend. Well said.
Said like a true ‘murican
@michaelflash123's stuff yeah I’d say we’re pretty lucky to have NHS and free education, but poverty is still pretty high round these parts sadly.
Too true
Not really. Depends where you live. A lot of people won’t consider moving to places with more opportunities and lower cost of living
These are unironically pretty good tips at surviving as a poor person.
Robbing a bank will guarantee you some food security for quite some time regardless of your success.
And there will be plenty of ass to eat, regardless if success
Actually U.S. prisons are mostly for profit, force you to work for less than minimum wage, and charge you exorbitant fees for basic necessities. Countries with non-shitty prisons also generally have social programs you can get support from without going to prison.
"Maybe you'll get lucky and that money will be be coated in a fatal virus!"
In 2020 this is legitimate concern
For this guy it's like a four leaf clover to enhance this "luck" he mentions
@Var vlad bruh if you can die from it, it's fatal 😐
Also 600, 000 have died in the USA alone
So yeah I'd say it's pretty fatal
I was looking for a comment like this
@@BeilaGamanra no, fatal means you definitely die and that's exactly what was meant in the video. you cant recover from a fatal illness/accident/wound
@@raghnallm4004 the flu can be fatal, car accidents can be fatal, taking he wrong medication can be fatal
Doesn't mean you /will/ die
Just that you /can/
I love how after every piece of advice, there's always the, "Maybe you'll get lucky and [insert form of death]."
I feel like the moral to the story is, if your broke just kill your self or resort to crime, and I have to say I'm glad I found this video, because now I know that stealing from that orphanage was the right choice
+Mauricio TJ (Deadly123) I just wonder if that orphanage was getting all of that money anyway, or are the people in charge taking a huge chunk of it for themselves while putting as little money into the orphanage as they can.
Campy What about those homeless broke military vets?
Then become a civil rights lawyer/cps and sue the orphanage for neglecting the children afterwards
I'm gonna travel into the future, kill my future (wealthy) self, rob myself, travel back in time, and then wait for my predetermined death at my own hands.
"Banks have money. Rob one" lmao :p
+Khalid Al-Omary only in the wild west
+Khalid Al-Omary Not in England. Sometimes you go to an ATM and it says no money available.
Banks are highly guarded, the police respond quickly, most banks don't keep MASSIVE amounts of money anyway, and banks are just generally bullshit to hit because they have a lot of security in place to stop exactly that.
Rob a service station. Lots of cash. Only sometimes a panic button. No security guards.
Лмао
Which by the way don't and also there maybe special dye packs that will make the money useless along with things that can trace it and another thing Banks were the original CoinStar before they came along and still do only to change the coins to dollars you have to get the right amount wrap them and send them to there asking to change into dollars. So basically it's a process and must always be wrapped and in the right amount.
Fun fact: Walmart employees aren’t supposed to stop you from shoplifting if it’s under $20, make sure you don’t do it too often at the same store because the store may build a case against you. As long as your total for all the times is under $1000 you should be fine so make sure you switch up locations cause they rarely share information between different locations
Edit: not quite sure why this is getting replies now after nearly a year, but I guess I could elaborate on my sources cause why not
I got all this information from a Reddit thread where a supposed former manager at a Walmart talked about how to shoplift. I gave the tldr on it and that was that. I’m not a primary resource, I have never worked for nor stolen from Walmart. I would trust the replies before me honestly.
Not gonna lie though, if you steel from Walmart and get away with it, that’s kinda cool
Not sure how other retailers do it,, but I was actually in Walmart Asset Protection and that's not quite accurate! It's not that they're not supposed to stop you, but that it's not always worth the paperwork to write up a police report. Every store sets up their own threshold on the minimum dollar amount they report to the police, so you might not get hit with a shoplifting charge, but every time you're stopped is an incident that is recorded in Walmart's database. If they take your name, you're in the internal system unless that particular store's AP is really slacking
honestly that's not true as you might think the store i work at the management is communication with all the other retail stores around us mainly to check if management is on the way for inspection but they also do it to keep an eye out for regular shoplifters
I love how so many don’t think it’s wrong to steal. This isn’t Venezuela, things aren’t that bad here. You still have time to UA-cam and a smart phone and probably eat out a lot. Maybe people should relocate to better places to live with more jobs and lower cost of living?
@@enginepy If it was really wrong to steal then Walmart wouldn't exist. Their entire business plan is based on paying people less than the cost of living so their forced to supplement their income through the government, essentially stealing tax money.
@@Lordrevolution77 that is not only incorrect but completely irrelevant to the conversation. Thanks for adding nothing
Tip: Move to Norway as education is free, health insurance is free and the government makes sure that you wont go completely broke by supporting you financially :)
I think you’re forgetting something here...
If I’m broke how am I getting to Norway?
@@Jessie_Helms hitch hike to mexico sell organs to the cartell for money fly to norway or altenitvely reasurch in the local library shipping ships going to norway sneak on to one a stowaway on it
@@Jessie_Helms 🎶you don’t have to spend money🎶
🎶All you have to do is steal🎶
@@Jessie_Helms snatch someone’s ticket then run
U can swim to Norway
His name is Grant how could he not be financially secure?
Because you don't repay Grants.
Damnnn💀💀
He's gay not rich!
Student loans.
Easily.
thought it was keith from buzzfeed
haha I thought I was the only one
kameron eichert sammeee
kameron eichert same
kameron eichert Grant is a hotter bisexual Keith
+Jon Red panda totally agree! Grant is better looking than Keith.
You look like Keith from buzzfeed
ikr!
I was just thinking the same thing
Ikr, i thought this was buzzfeed for the longest time
Ikr
+thewiezman It's all part of Collegehumor's secret desire to eventually just become Buzzfeed.
this reminds me of one time in high school when I couldn't afford lunch, so I stole a bunch of ketchup packets and drank them like go-gurts on the floor of the bathroom's cleanest stall.
How are you still alive man
Bruh... Are things better for you now?
"No, I'm Kidding, This will Never Apply To You. Just Eat Ass, And Think Of Ways To Die."
Best Twist Ending Ever.
And, DAMN THAT ESCALATED QUICKLY!
😂😂😂
idk why I was expecting real tips when this is a college humor video
+Deo Lan We've been fooled. 😂
The tips are still valid
+Deo Lan To be fair the health care one actually is semi-viable.
I'm pretty sure those tips are real. They've helped me out a great deal.
The cash for coins thing is good
The first one speaks to me on an emotional level...
This Grant guy has been pretty funny recently, glad to see he's getting more exposure on the channel
This talk about hedge funds hits different now
So is this CollegeHumor's verison of Buzzfeed's Keith
Daniel Wilder ikr
Daniel Wilder ikr
Oh, cool thanks.
I had the same thoughts. lol
Ok it was funny a few years ago but now its just annoying
I am offensive and I find this broke
+Marauder Shields that unoriginal is incredibly joke.
wart0rn yeah just had to it, it is like tradition now...Internet Tradition
you clearly did not read it right
Cloudy Aeonian
Read orley’s comment again
So you own airpods then
this video made me cry....
Why
that escalated quickly
+Chris Comstock oh, I'm sorry u were poor.... And the other part of the comment.......... Idk
+Chris Cross ok, you must be very rich, ugly, desperate or lying or all those.. whats your story? seriously.
but either way im down for a half mil
+Chris Comstock yea he hasnt replied
I'm here early
CMOM think of sum!
Uhh I would say a gay joke... butt fuck it
(runs aways and hides under bed)
(pulls out of bed and smacks for being stupid)
u suck
Original.
+Adem Arik (Joins you and then sends Jevon to be forced to to wear mittens and funny hats in a nation full of idiots for the rest of his life)
The Warden Eternal your profile picture is almost impossible to beat on legendary with out friends
I just remembered that I once did a presentation on "what to do when you're already broke" for an actual financial planning class (one of my major classes lol). Got an A haha
With the new series out, these videos make so much sense. He is actually 'lowkey' talking from experience
I used to be a fan
Now I'm an air conditioner
u suck
You mean he blows
See...THAT ⬆WAS GOOD
Original.
(*SLAP*)
These tips are gonna be helping college humor pretty soon
+Kamron54 its sad because its true.
They got through it baby
I'm joke, better make an early
lol
+Immortal Fate This is spam, but it's NEW spam, so I like it.
+NotKov except it's not new
+Immortal Fate a*
and I'm not as you think as you drunk i am.
3 got me good “if your broke, that means getting cash however you can” *shows gun*
What about becoming an underpants gnome and collecting underpants? Collecting underpants is big business and it's easy.
Phase 1: collect underpants
Phase 2: ?
Phase 3: profit
This is the only channel where I miss the old people but i don't exactly want the new ones to leave
Some of this was actually useful
Like the part about the garages. After I rob everyone in my neighbor hood, I won't be broke anymore.
You can even steal their tools and fix your things yourself !
Use both sides of the toilet paper.....then hang and let dry to use again!
+DinkerTV
Even better, the toilet water doubles as a bathtub!
+DinkerTV or you can just not use toilet paper. duh
I almost died laughing 😂
@@lcamperl4338 did you just reply to a comments y e a r *s* after it was made?
@@Stonecargo21 you just did the same thing buddy
I got a ad that was 5 and a half minute long about someone showing his massive mansion in Beverley hills and how to become rich and the video is about tips for broke people . It's a sign
1:55 this was made 6 years ago... and yet it still got some things right
If real life worked like videogames you'd just hoard random junk you find and sell them to stores.
LeadMuncher09 wellll...technically you could actually collect bottle caps and actually sell them.
You can do that, but it's the equivalent of trying to beat Skyrim by only collecting and selling baskets
So basically...broke people are screwed. Thanks for stating the obvious 😏
IT'S LIKE THEY MADE THIS JUST FOR ME 😂
lol take 1 "O" out of your name XD
+TheRandomEpicVideos Its supposed to be "Broke Houts" take the "O" out of her first name
Or maybe not?
Hey you’re the girl who beat her dog
Grant is like the best person at CH, and the best financial tutor
The health insurance part went away when I went back to France.
Just got an ultrasound (had unexplainable pains) for less than 20 dollars. Had blood tests for various things, each less than 8 bucks.
And that’s BEFORE insurance or what the government would reimburse you for by default.
I'm curious from a Canadian perspective. How long did you wait between the doctor referral and the ultrasound? Like, we have that kind of stuff covered 100%, but if it's not obviously urgent or something in your chest/cranium, you normally wait like a month for an appointment. Great care, but not a lot of it available.
For #2 you could go to you local Credit Union and use their coin machine. Credit Unions are like banks but friendlier and most don't have fees any for using the coin machine (even if you're not a member).
I'm surprised that getting a sugar mommy/daddy wasn't one of the things he said
What do you think tip number 4 could apply to?
“Maybe you’ll get lucky and some of that money will be coated with a fatal virus”...... if only he knew
This sketch feels very similar to one WKUK did, but certainly has its own identity. Fascinating sometimes how two very similar ideas in the sketch comedy world can coexist and be equally important
Broke college students, join gardening club, get free veggies, protip, learn about various edible plants on campus!
I'm a very sarcastic person, but this hurt me for some reason. Ugh...the struggles of an actual broke college student!
Thank u! Been scrolling for something relatable
you got accepted into school... congratulations.
#2 isn't that bad of a tip actually
its funny because they made a video called "Stop saying you're so broke"
How does that make it funny?
Really liked the ad before the video
To be fair, pulling the Ethernet connection out of the back of a CoinStar is actually a well known way to avoid the processing fee, so points for accuracy!
did anyone notice the reference to the division
+josh finchy
Hehe, yeah I caught that!
Yea
Where
+Mc Jimmerson he says hopefully it gets covered in a virus
+josh finchy That is not exclusively a Division thing. Jesus, you guys are worse than the Destiny people.
Don't they have a Grant over at Buzzfeed?
thats keith
thats keith
is it just me, or is grant kinda good looking?
***** lol true hahah
I am absolutely happy that this is downloadable.
Now that I'm officially in college, I'm using his broke tips
I thought this was just a sketch, this crap just got real and helpful
1:55 holy shit, he predicted the death of many people
Tip of you need money fast and have nothing to lose. The tip: Rob a bank if you succeed you get lots of money if you you die that means no more problems or if you get put in prison you now get a roof over your head and 3 meals a day.
3 hots and a cot.
02:00 That aged well.
Analingus. . . That is the greatest piece of wordsmithing i have ever seen in my life. . . Im using that next time at the pub. . .
1:59
He just starts taking the whole couch 😂
"Hey, may be you get lucky and some of those money will be coated in a fatal virus"
"Death would be a great way out of your financial problems"
*laughs in american medical debt*
Yeah but it's not gonna be YOU dealing with those finances after you kick the bucket, so your problems are over!!
Or..move to Canada free health care
I am a financial advisor. The best thing you can do is make a budget. Track every dollar you touch for a couple months then you will see your habits both good and bad.
Shop around for insurance (car, home, medical).
Have a play fund. You will get exhausted and resentful if you have to micromanage every penny so have a chunk of money every month (or budget cycle) that is just "play". You don't have to say you spent it on movie tickets or a book of the month club or too much soda at the gas station it is just accounted for unaccounted for cash.
Have a partner. A spouse, a friend, room mates, online consultants, irl consultants, just someone to remind you to look at and track your money.
Upon review, Grant's tips videos were the best videos he wrote.
Those are probably the most accurate tips I've ever gotten.
Anyone else catch the Division joke?
Me
+Ethan Berkman "catch"
+Ethan Berkman Where?
+First Person Communist when he said the money was covered in some type of disease
Sean Muller ah
Finally. Financial advice that actually applies to people.
00:18 the microphone under the table
Instead of getting a gift card from a coin machine. Go to your bank with all your coins to get straight cash thats not taxed. Sure it might take an hour for them to count all those Penny's and nickels but its the most cost efficient.
Edit: another tip is that not only do people leave their garage doors unlocked, but they also windows too. Go to empty houses and check the windows to see if they're unlocked, this is especially true with sheds and big workshops that aren't connected to the house but a few feet away.
Another thing. Check to see if CaR doors are unlocked. Many people leave valuables like jewelry, phones, accessories (like hates glasses and headphones), money, and even guns in their cars over night. If their car is a push start, go ahead and push the break and push the button to see if they left the keys in the car, and remember, always check the trunk. Also if it has a garage remote usually attached to the visor above the driver and passenger seat, use that to open the garage door because a good majority of people leave the door that leads from the garage into the house open too. Just remember to always where non latex gloves and a mask that covers not only your face but also your hair.
woah buddy this video was dark af
+Rachel Cuevas G. I know isn't it great?
Pro tip: everything is free if you can run fast enough.
for a moment i thought i was watching buzzfeed..
We need the version of this for 2022 for real estate.
I remember driving home from work after a double, and skipping meals because I couldn't afford bridge tolls + gas and also food.
It's funny, no bank will let you buy a house if your monthly payment is going to be above a certain percentage of your income... Odd that you can ALWAYS pay rent that's a MUCH higher percentage. (And the "bonus" is you build absolutely NO equity when you're renting, which is why the financial industry has been pushing the "advantages" of renting)
Yeah it makes me sick. I tried to talk to my bank about tracking my rent payments to build credit but they basically told me that because they have no system for doing that, they wouldn't even try
this is a video I can't afford not to watch
guys search 'Ads on fleek' on UA-cam you will thank me later
👍
+trVe okay
I just came here from ads on fleek
U better go fu** yourself
college humor is turning into a parody of buzzfeed.
Genuinely considering some of these
This is the fist video of college humor I ever saw because I was actually looking for financial advice.
Illuminati confirmed at 1:41 (Top right corner of the credit card)
“Maybe you’ll get lucky and some of that money will be coated in a fatal virus”
*Me in 2021:* o_O
Ugh, it will sound like a dumb "compliment and downgrade" pick up line, but:
Despite being skinny fat, Grant is quite bangeable.
this aged like fine wine
Pro tip: Look for open house showings in your area, many will put out snacks for those "looking to buy."
rip collegehumor being funny
true
+Daddy McKee lol cool no one cares tho
You look like Edward Nigma from Gotham
Hey, yeah!
He sounds like Keith
Tyler P he even looks like Keith
Three years ago I started watching college humor and this was the first video I watched
I'm a Portland native, it used to be cheap now it's insane. I almost got hit by a Bentley last year, it was an exciting half a second but apparently those cars have really good brakes. I was so dissapointed.
Is it just me or this guy looks like two or the try guys into one
Zack( the shortest one)
And
Keith( the tallest one)
Tip three I saw a Tom Clancys The Division reference
0.01 % of redditors : 2:40 kindaaa worked lol
2021. Still relevant
lol, this is me. The dorms aren't open yet, but I still have to put away a weekly minimum for tuition. That leaves about $40-60/month for food and gas