@TokinAngel23 You may have posted this one a year ago, but in all honesty I thought I was the only one who felt this way. Nice to see someone else has the guts to make this statement.
What do I press to complain cops about who pull me over, run my name through the computer , search me , search my car , then whine and cry like little babies when they never find anything?
What do I press to identify myself as a police officer so when I get pulled over for a DUI I won't get arrested or even get a ticket.? Also what do I press to tell my supervisors that I met my ticket quota so i deserve a raise and a promotion?
Well I am sorry you feel that way. I hope that you don't give up on police totally. Despite what you say there are those of us in the world who will do our best no matter what. If the world is to change for the better we all need to work together. Maybe these are just words but I intend to prove otherwise. I hope someday your opinion will change. :)
@burndata Honestly, its not the cops fault for doing what the lawmakers tell them to do. If the lawmaker says that no one is allowed to driver any faster then 65 M.P.H. then its the cops job to enforce that. So, dont blame a cop for doing all the dirty work. Blame the assholes who make the laws and not the people who enforce them.
There are corrupt cops sadly. However to say ALL cops are corrupt would be vastly wrong. I've known cops that were run military style (cheif was a former sergeant) and when they stepped out of line they got punished pretty hard.
@suicidalparrot You just lost your bet. Most people are scared nowadays. Police have overstepped their sworn bounds. You may need to get out more often.
i wonder which number i press when they violate my constitutional rights..or do they have a different number for each different right violated?hmmm... lets see..if we violated your right to travel and issued you a ticket for 'no drivers license" press 22...if we searched your property w/out a warrant -press 23..if we rressted you w/out an arrest warrant-press 24...if we practiced law w/o a license press 25..if we detained you ,which is the same as arresting you w/o a warrant press 29....
People usually apply for the job of an officer because they want to help people; perhaps not as a doctor or a therapist or another humanity job, but law enforcement does try it's best to ensure safety and peace. Also, I shoot dogs? What? What? When did you draw that conclusion?
what do I press If I want a job as a cop, I'm pretty good at planting evidence such as drugs under car seats in order to frame people, so i think I'd be a pretty good cop.
HEY. YOU. You know why the police "victimize" speeders? Because speeders are a danger to other cars and pedestrians. And sure, it's a little unnecessary to ticket speeders on a completely empty road, but speeding could also become a danger to the driver him/herself, even without obstructions on the road. Police are here to keep order and ensure the safety of citizens. I will admit, sometimes the system get's a little messed up and cops get corrupted, but the government tries their best.
If there were no crime it would be a just society but cops wouldn't have jobs, so a low crime rate would be a bad thing for the police because they wouldn't be able to get raises and promotions
How do I tell the police to end the quota system , , I know you are probably going to say that quotas don't but I know they do , it all comes from up top : cities need money so the mayor leans on the chief of police then the chief leans on officers then officers write bogus tickets so they can meet quotas rake in money and get bonuses , maybe if cops were not too busy writing tix maybe they can respond a lot quicker to emergencies , it's a just suggestion
This is all the stuff that policemen wish they could say to people XD This is beautiful!!!
2024 and still hilarious 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
friggin hilarious , never get tired of hearin' this one..two thumbs way up!
New motto for the side of the car "were here to save your but not kiss it", LOL
they are there to protect and serve not to make you happy.
they do their best to us safe and they are the best on what they do.
Listening to that always brightens my day
This is hilarious but true!! 😂 I think the non emergency numbers should have a similar machine to direct the calls... Lol
Joniot jacques
I think I'm going to need number #4!!
I adore this...... It Is now in my favorites......
So basically.... The complaints haven't changed in 13 years. 🤣🤣🤣
LMAO Priceless
LOL
that was realy good make another one
This is what I call gaslighting 😂
What if Colin Kaepernick heard this?
omg that's epic
TOO FRIGGIN' FUNNY !!!!!!!!
Here to save it, not kiss it. Brillaint :-D
AHAHAHA THIS IS historical lol
"if you have both hands blown off press.. OH WAIT"
That's so f****** hilarious, hahaha hahahahahahahahahahhahajajajajajajajajajaahahahahahahh
How many bootleggers can there possibly be in one comment section of one video?
Amen, now if only I could actually answer the phone this way.
It got a chortle from me.
Not sure I'd listen to it again though. Reminds me of those "hilarious" man vs. woman emails.
This is Hilarious.
That's awesome!! And SOOOO true
Love it!!!!!
lol this is so true
YOU PUT THE "OOF" IN "GOOF"
Love this
This is my favorite voice mail: "You know that I'm a misanthrope. So fuck off already."
Must be on a power trip
hahaha! this was great! bravo mat1981
3 is what my mom complains about all the time
i pressed 9 XD
What do I push to thank cops for all the hard work they do?
.-copy and paste
2.-paste it in 2 different videos
3.. hold breath for 10 secs
4.- look at your hand
This is like that Australian school system thing.
@TokinAngel23
You may have posted this one a year ago, but in all honesty I thought I was the only one who felt this way. Nice to see someone else has the guts to make this statement.
Hearing this makes my day :)
LMAO, if only it could be used.
But thank God it's not
wow, this is true...
im making this my voice mail, this is awsome
Then you'll be arrested for impersonating a police department
I love it!
I would press 6
Never calling the cops again.
That was beautiful
if i ever get the police department voice mail and im getting robed i will get pissed
Excellent
What ever you do DO NOT!! Watch at midnight!!!!
What do I press to complain cops about who pull me over, run my name through the computer , search me , search my car , then whine and cry like little babies when they never find anything?
"Less than 1 half of 1% of officers misfit the uniform. And thats a better average than you'll find among clergy..." - Paul Harvey.
great
there were not always cops in america
This is funny shit.
i chose number 9
where can i get this. this is just to funny
@CubexDE Comply or get tasered... ummm, no. We're not cattle.
Agreed.
I am not a fan of some cops, but this is very funny.
But its so true lol
so if you solve your problems with bullets. say the tv doesn't work. do you shoot it?
A classic felon
@gchav002 Finally someone who gets it
my friend pressed 4
brillaint
What do I press to identify myself as a police officer so when I get pulled over for a DUI I won't get arrested or even get a ticket.? Also what do I press to tell my supervisors that I met my ticket quota so i deserve a raise and a promotion?
Take 6
This sounds like Trey Parkers voice
owned
Hell yeah
Doesn't matter, everyone claims it back on tax anyways
Well I am sorry you feel that way. I hope that you don't give up on police totally. Despite what you say there are those of us in the world who will do our best no matter what. If the world is to change for the better we all need to work together. Maybe these are just words but I intend to prove otherwise. I hope someday your opinion will change. :)
@dasenuff So whats new?
@mat1981 There are good preachers?
Yes, it’s fake. But, it should be STANDARD for every LE Agency.
What do you press to report cops who abuse their power
xaxaxaxaxa awesome.
My sentiments, exactly!
@burndata Honestly, its not the cops fault for doing what the lawmakers tell them to do. If the lawmaker says that no one is allowed to driver any faster then 65 M.P.H. then its the cops job to enforce that. So, dont blame a cop for doing all the dirty work. Blame the assholes who make the laws and not the people who enforce them.
There are corrupt cops sadly. However to say ALL cops are corrupt would be vastly wrong. I've known cops that were run military style (cheif was a former sergeant) and when they stepped out of line they got punished pretty hard.
GOOOOOOOOOF
@suicidalparrot You just lost your bet. Most people are scared nowadays. Police have overstepped their sworn bounds. You may need to get out more often.
@zionml I should try that
i wonder which number i press when they violate my constitutional rights..or do they have a different number for each different right violated?hmmm... lets see..if we violated your right to travel and issued you a ticket for 'no drivers license" press 22...if we searched your property w/out a warrant -press 23..if we rressted you w/out an arrest warrant-press 24...if we practiced law w/o a license press 25..if we detained you ,which is the same as arresting you w/o a warrant press 29....
@SpeakoniaKILLS
you're a poor angry person who just needs a hug. Come here. Let me help.
People usually apply for the job of an officer because they want to help people; perhaps not as a doctor or a therapist or another humanity job, but law enforcement does try it's best to ensure safety and peace. Also, I shoot dogs? What? What? When did you draw that conclusion?
what do I press If I want a job as a cop, I'm pretty good at planting evidence such as drugs under car seats in order to frame people, so i think I'd be a pretty good cop.
@crash92 I was always told PIG stands for Pride Integrity and Guts :)
Pride integrity and guts on the floor
LOL... whats the dialogue for this??
LMAO!
lmao!!!!!!! llol :-D
Raise children????
@albertb50 that exactly happened and i dont find it cool plus who would i impress on youtube? trolls like u? naaaaa bra! it was just a comment
No shit its fake but it is funny
is this a real recording? funny one. hope it's real. give me the number.
I press 7
LOL
hahaha
That is funny, but I hope that it isn't a real answering machine
greeting.
HEY. YOU. You know why the police "victimize" speeders? Because speeders are a danger to other cars and pedestrians. And sure, it's a little unnecessary to ticket speeders on a completely empty road, but speeding could also become a danger to the driver him/herself, even without obstructions on the road. Police are here to keep order and ensure the safety of citizens. I will admit, sometimes the system get's a little messed up and cops get corrupted, but the government tries their best.
If there were no crime it would be a just society but cops wouldn't have jobs, so a low crime rate would be a bad thing for the police because they wouldn't be able to get raises and promotions
How do I tell the police to end the quota system , , I know you are probably going to say that quotas don't but I know they do , it all comes from up top : cities need money so the mayor leans on the chief of police then the chief leans on officers then officers write bogus tickets so they can meet quotas rake in money and get bonuses , maybe if cops were not too busy writing tix maybe they can respond a lot quicker to emergencies , it's a just suggestion