There used to be a video of Milton from back in the day that I can't find anywhere. He says a joke; "I don't know about you, but I learned the English language by being locked in a room with a box full of records. It wasn't easy but if I could do the same again I would my friend." Then later he talks about that he met his old siamese twin, which after they split up, he made a living doing really bad impressions of Milton and then later went on to become an astronaut. He asked him how he felt about it all, and Milton said "first I was afraid, I was petrified. Kept thinking I could never live without you by my side. Then I spent so many nights wondering how you did me wrong and I grew strong, learned how to get a long. So you're back, from outer space!"
I want you to know I was the seventieth like and noticed there were 69 likes before me so I’m sorry about that but that’s the mark of a good comment :)
The Jean/Trainers joke is unlike any Ive ever heard.The first half is funny because he lets you finish it , No Jeans , which is funny in of itself, not saying the obvious, then does the , surprise it wasn't what you were thinking , ending. Brilliant.
@@thanahr3505 he needs to know do you have an address or something please how can he go on not knowing this Let me know when you find him pls Thanks dude
@@thanahr3505 Its like, well, remember what Peter Sellers said to Harry Seacombe: PS: Knock knock knock knock HS: What what what ......... whose there? PS: The Coalman HS: But its two O'clock in the morning! PS: Never too late to be a Coalman
Brother or Sisters bath water??. Thats child cruelty. My mother at least mixed powdered milk into mine. Yes I was the youngest and yes they just smiled when I said. Did you pee in it?
OR as Jimmy Carr said: My Careers Teacher and others laughed when I said I was going to be a professional Comedian. ............ Well, they're not laughing now
His timing, delivery and jokes have gotten much better. He's improved some of these jokes and still uses them. You should check it out. One of the best one line comedians IMO.
He's rather a tragic little man who feels the need to wear stupid looking clothes and frazzle his hair in order to compensate for his lack of talent and get people to laugh more at his look than his routine.
+superfinster Well, he's been drawing crowds and making money for 6 years now. So some people must like him. You watch videos of comedians you don't like and then make rude comments. That's even more tragic. At the very least, he's getting paid and traveling around.
+Chrisfs seems to be an epidemic of small dick low self esteem jealous losers who have access to the internet from prison, a mental hospital or their mommies basement and they just LOVE trolling the net pissing on everything they can.
The most underrated comedian in Britain today. Get this dude on tour.
There used to be a video of Milton from back in the day that I can't find anywhere. He says a joke; "I don't know about you, but I learned the English language by being locked in a room with a box full of records. It wasn't easy but if I could do the same again I would my friend." Then later he talks about that he met his old siamese twin, which after they split up, he made a living doing really bad impressions of Milton and then later went on to become an astronaut. He asked him how he felt about it all, and Milton said "first I was afraid, I was petrified. Kept thinking I could never live without you by my side. Then I spent so many nights wondering how you did me wrong and I grew strong, learned how to get a long. So you're back, from outer space!"
I used to have that routine on cassette. Taped off Radio 4.
Seen all the jokes on his more recent shows, but seeing him perform them as a young (er) person makes them all the more funny!
@@publius1252 He has a trademark hairstyle ..............
but I never saw anything funny about his ear to be honest
One of my absolute favorite Comedians. He always stole the Show on Mock The Week.
So that's what happened to it😮
"You know when you're in a relationship... what's that like?" Sadly, I can relate to that joke.
"My grandfather..."
Here we go :)
Exactly. :)
I want you to know I was the seventieth like and noticed there were 69 likes before me so I’m sorry about that but that’s the mark of a good comment :)
"My other Grandfather..."
That Birmingham joke has been in my head for what's gotta decades now 😂
Simply the best on TV and even better live. Be there!
Real jokes. Clever witty and thought about. Genius.
The Jean/Trainers joke is unlike any Ive ever heard.The first half is funny because he lets you finish it , No Jeans , which is funny in of itself, not saying the obvious, then does the , surprise it wasn't what you were thinking , ending. Brilliant.
Enjoy his form of comedy, doesn't have to be rude or vulgar to get a laugh, refreshing.
Awesome - Earliest footage I've seen of Milton.
.......... Later he was sitting.
Fantastic material - early Milton ❤😂
The gag between 0:00 and 5:14 is absolute comedic genius-ery.
Him: You know the Pope? He's a cat a holic.
*Two years later*
Me: HA!
Yeah that's right. Catholic.
In a subsequent routine, when he had honed this a bit, he followed up the "yeah, Catholic" with "How far back should I go?"
I’m still sitting here whistling the word “Birmingham”
Only just discovered this lad, what a jewel?
As an Australian, I can confirm that Australian psychiatrist joke is hilarious!! (and uncomfortably accurate)...
No worries mate!
Very respectfully and reasonable! He never resorts to jokes about sex, only good honest family fun!!
Wtf is wrong with jokes about sex you silly cunt....sorry prick... That's a joke about sex btw
Man I luv Milton jones
I once saw him live and his opening act was his uncle (Which was just him dressed up as an old man)
He has about 3000 grandfather one liners, it's class.
When my grandfather took sick, grandma rubbed lard all over his back. He went downhill very rapidly after that.
@@malcolmdale classic🤣👌
What a quirky genius as he plays with the language
His hair......FUCKING AWESOME!
Classic
@@brianhill146 Milton never uses unnecessary profanity, why do you?
I like the faces he makes after every joke
I cried throughout this!!! :D xx
Interesting to see how he improved over the following years in subtle ways...
Comedy genius, especially live.
ahaha... "yeah, Catholic, well done." so weird to see him break character for a split second.
SeventhEve that’s dumb it’s part of the act
@@-M0LE After nearly 8 years, do you really think he cares?
@@thanahr3505 he needs to know do you have an address or something please how can he go on not knowing this
Let me know when you find him pls
Thanks dude
@@thanahr3505 Its like, well, remember what Peter Sellers said to Harry Seacombe:
PS: Knock knock knock knock
HS: What what what ......... whose there?
PS: The Coalman
HS: But its two O'clock in the morning!
PS: Never too late to be a Coalman
at 2.27 was Milton attempting to do a remix of praise you with that long voice of his?
Didn't know Matt Bellamy was into comedy
Get your eyes tested
That Birmingham is so true
Come round after 3
1,2,3 🤤 😂😂😂😂
One of his early performances i think?
14,882 views and 0 dislikes. Only Milton.
Lol I'm from Barnstaple
oooh arrr
3:22 he used this gag at the apollo :) and most of the others
Yeah it's also weird how The Rolling Stones replay their songs from the 60s at every concert.
It sounds like a laugh track.
looking good :P
yeah, at 5:15 he became a bit dull :)
hes stunning
I had a grandfather
He comes at you from a different angle to other comedians
What year was this?
Its 2019, next year it will be the one after that.
2018
I know this says 9 years ago but that has to be when it was uploaded to UA-cam. What year did this show take place?
The fashion and aesthetics definitely suggest early 2000's. Maybe even late 90's.
Love Milton. So dry.
Looks like Matt Bellamy crossed with Jedward... But brilliantly funny!
Can someone please explain the Birmingham joke to me?
The Brit version of Stephen Wright - different but just as clever/funny.
@SeventhEve he does that everytime he says that joke, he wasnt breaking character
He was very funny live last year in Northampton, better than this video.
they should do a remake of Drop Dead Fred and Milton should play Fred.lol
Yes I can see that would work.never be better than Ryk though.
GOLD
How the fuck did he do that high pitched sound for so long?! 😂
Continuously?
Brother or Sisters bath water??. Thats child cruelty. My mother at least mixed powdered milk into mine.
Yes I was the youngest and yes they just smiled when I said. Did you pee in it?
i can never unread your comment
You say powdered milk but your mother tells me it was sawdust from the kitty litter box.
people say that i should be a comedian, i say don't make me laugh
then they say i should do stand up
BUT I WONT STAND FOR IT
OR as Jimmy Carr said: My Careers Teacher and others laughed when I said I was going to be a professional Comedian.
............ Well, they're not laughing now
Same!!! HAHAHA!!! :D xx
lol ur not the only one
I cried from 2:21 to 2:50
My throat hurts
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How come there are more people laughing than there are people in the audience?
Its called canned laughter and an editing process
@@HolyFreakinDragonSlayer It was a rhetorical question.
@@HolyFreakinDragonSlayer It was a rhetorical question.
Milton is so funny, you you don't think he is funny, you ave no sense of humor
Still telling the same jokes. And still funny.
Haha brilliant.. Bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb.. Birmingham! :D
I don't get the Jean joke.
Pipsta the joke was he was going to say 'no jeans' as in the trousers.
Ben Carr oh lmao thanks for explaining 😂
epic :)
@icedlilbarry aww :( parade rainer-onner.
If A Cataholic is Catholic, what’s atheist?
i think his later stuff is much better, hes my favorite comedian but i did not find this as funny.
Yeah catholic....well done....
It's not his. But still, great joke.
he looks like he's on something
I don't find him funny tbh, he's not for everyone.
not that funny
This guy isn't funny at all, at all.
His timing, delivery and jokes have gotten much better. He's improved some of these jokes and still uses them. You should check it out. One of the best one line comedians IMO.
Maybe not laugh out loud funny but still entertaining 👍
He's rather a tragic little man who feels the need to wear stupid looking clothes and frazzle his hair in order to compensate for his lack of talent and get people to laugh more at his look than his routine.
superfinster not true, I found his jokes funny. I wasn't noticing his hair and clothing
+superfinster Well, he's been drawing crowds and making money for 6 years now. So some people must like him.
You watch videos of comedians you don't like and then make rude comments. That's even more tragic. At the very least, he's getting paid and traveling around.
+Chrisfs seems to be an epidemic of small dick low self esteem jealous losers who have access to the internet from prison, a mental hospital or their mommies basement and they just LOVE trolling the net pissing on everything they can.
and he makes a lot of money.. do you? shut up.
He's a genius. You wouldn't understand