Harvey The Chronically Depressed Snowman (Obscure 60s Christmas Vinyl)
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- Опубліковано 3 гру 2024
- The spirit of Christmas comes to life in this obscure 60s vinyl cut from Merle Chives, brought to you via ai music magic.
Failed country artist and famed children’s entertainer Merle Chives was known for being a jolly old soul…most of the year. “He hated the cover,” producer Kip Flake said of his on and off music partner. “He got in a shouting match with the art department about the snowman smiling and having button eyes instead of coal. They said ‘Merle we’re trying to sell records,’ and Merle said ‘well put this on the record!” and then he threw a chair at the lead designer. Come spring, Merle would be back in the studio making apologies to the staff and the cycle would start all over again the next fall. They hated him in Nashville, so I think he poured his heart out into these kids songs. Maybe a bit too much.”
The music world would lose Merle Chives in a road rage incident in late 1983, less than a year before Seasonal Affective Disorder was properly defined.
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#aimusic #christmasmusic #60s
Finally, a Christmas song I can relate to.
IKR😂😂😂
To prove a point: Back in the early centuries, everyone was happy and smiling, and now in 2024, everyone is depressed and suicidal.
Mind babysitting?
"You brought a snowman to life just to tell him he's going to die? I think you might be a psychopath."
Hey Rotten, it's me man! Bill Nye, the uhh, Science guy, man!
This is genuinely one of my new favourite Christmas songs! It doesn't even feel fake, this could pass as a real adult Christmas tune!
Frosty after she took the kids.
Frosty just hasn't been the same ever since the accident where he lost his wife and kids.
Forgot suncream on the beach? 🏖️
I was so disappointed that Thanksgiving was over, and I couldn’t play “It’s too early for Christmas”. Now I have this masterpiece to play throughout the holidays!
He was later seen in the back yard holding a hairdryer to his head, asking what the point of it all is.
😂😂😂
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Finally, it's not too fucking early for Christmas anymore.
A song with a story is always so much fun.
This a very wholesome and family friendly christmas song I LOVE IT!
Never knew my uncle was a snowman
I remember this one. My dad would listen to this song over and over again after pouring out a few at Christmas time. We'd say, "Dad, can't you throw something else on" and he'd say, "Why don't I just throw this instead!" and then toss a Duraflame log at us.
Sometimes he'd threaten to put coal in our stockings when he got grumpy but we didn't have any coal so he'd just empty my mom's button drawer into our socks.
The rest of the year he was actually a really nice guy. It was only after he left us we found his diary mentioned that when he was young he watched his mother get trampled by a herd of deer that we figured out why he was like that.
I work in retail and I so badly want to play all these dark AI christmas songs over the loudspeakers.
I just wish it was on a record album this is now my favorite novelty christmas song
I mean the whole Flesh Eating Rollerskate Holiday Joyride EP is a yearly tradition for me. And X-M@$ by Corey Taylor.
Am looking forward to the movie.
I can see it being on Family Guy.
God, this actually bops and describes seasonal depression SO WELL.
While the chorus is rough and wordy, it still gets stuck in my head. I was singing "Harvey, the Chronically Depressed Snowman" all morning.
I need more of this novelty xmas songs!
Never have a good excuse to talk to this, but in the NES version of the arcade game of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles there is an enemy called "Frosty the Hitman" it's been over 30 years, I needed to get this out
I don't know if you've ever heard of the song "Santa Claus joined the Mafia" by Tim Hawkins, but in it, he references a character named Frosty the Hitman too. 😆
We need a music video for this masterpiece
Merle Chives? I love that guy!
A Christmas classic is born.
He's just like me!
He's just like me fr...
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December 6 1968
Just the right story to keep me interested until the very end. Just had to find out if Harvey made it.
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This is like something South Park would do.
Buckle up! 🤣🤣
This is a certified Christmas classic
I’m not one who approves of AI making original movies, animations and songs, but this gave me some laughs.
This rivals Futurama’s Santa Clause is Gunning You Down🤣🤣🤣🤣
We need to feed these lyrics into an AI video generator ASAP
I wholeheartedly agree with you
Why did this get so many likes? Ask an animator to make a music video of this, we would make something WAY BETTER than what AI can spit out.
Because the AI will make it look so unhinged. It's precisely the janky AI weirdness we'd need for this! @@angel-sparkle-j6d
That’s just sad 😃
Very niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice....
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Soo good sadmas music
very sad snow man damm tough
This one is great.
Utterly bonkers and absurd. Just as the holidays are. Just as existence is.
Alright, Harvey.
That look says “every person i hit puts the laughter in man slaughter”
How did you make this sound like a Canadian classic? lol amazing
Mood Harvey...
Mood
Crazy
Honestly, this sounds like Christmas movie that might play on the TV in the Griffin's house on Family Guy.
AYO!! WTF 🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂👏👌🥃🛻🚓⛄💦
The title reminded me of The Sexually Marginalized Snowman from Jackass.