@@w.dgaster9627 SPELLING......DOESN'T MATTER. IF IM A MEGA GENIUS EQUIVALENT TO RICK SANCHEZ AND CANT SPELL ENSIKLOPEDYA IT DOESENT MATTER. GOD DAMMNIT
You haven't seen his shocked face in his Little Nightmares gameplay, the main character of the game ate a nome, that nome was the character of the DLC btw
“Or I could fill my tank with beer then my fish of be really aggressive!” -DanTDM 2019 Edit:lol I just realized that I spelled cold instead of could lol. I changed it to could. Sorry. XD
“Or i could fill my tank with beer and my fish will get really aggressive” “A fish can party too” “We are in a night club” I thought this was a kid friendly channel...
I'm finally happy that dan finally uses meme sounds to make it more funnier than usual XD. Good job dan and keep it up thats why we love you soo soo much :)
me: *sees title* "hold on what now??" also me: *shrugs* normal day for me. edit: why are there so many people saying "?????" to me?? DID I STUTTER?! :P
Uhh how did she disappear? That was creepy And when I read your comment I looked at the vid and saw the woman leaning back and disappeared! Right timing!
I stream on Twitch now too! Come hang sometime.. www.twitch.tv/dantdm
Yay! More platforms to follow Dan on!!
Epic
DanTDM
You
Da
Best
HIIIII
Who
Da
Best
Dantdm
“This man ATE ME”
Only on the dantdm channel
My mom ate my doritos
mert ozcan OMG THAT'S JUST AS BAD
soo true if you are a true dantdm fan you will know that's its only on dantdm chanel
True
you mean THIS MAN DRANK ME
1:55
"Is that a guy in a hotdog suit?"
THAT'S YOU FROM THE SIMS 4
Rlly I Didn't Know IDK
Is your profile pic Baekhyun from EXO? If so, nice.
@@oobal2978 lmao yeah... are you an exo-l?
Here we have the OG,a rare species of the DanTDM channel
Dee Xaifa ofc! Who wouldn’t love EXO? Is Baek your bias? Mine is Sehun
"I'm Outta Here"
*The Man Kicks*
"I think we are in a virtual world"
Dan 2019
Yessss 😂
Mr Eye vs KryozGaming
Mr Eye we are in the matrix
@@randomrabbit5869 maybe
Who's*
Dan: LoOk At ThEsE gUyS bUsTiNg ShApEs
Me: (breaks back wondering how to bust shapes)
AZAPlayz lol
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
a circle is better than a triangle to punch but squares are good for kicking
i laughed so hard oml
When you expect a Dantdm hardcore Minecraft letsplay, but get this instead
But you still enjoy it.
It fills you with enjoyment,
No,not determination
@@Fanny_User-ff7ql im jevil
Still worth it yep yep yep
"Keep those hips away from me!"
-Daniel Middleton 2019
Jacinta Chickling lol
*dies of laughter*
r/fancyquotes
Thats not his real name but sure
@@rimaabdullatif187 umm yes it is?
nobody:
not a single soul:
DanTDM: Those stairs aint healthy!
LittlePizzaJohn he meant aint 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Raditz Saiyan your right
Raditz siayan it’s not funny
0:03 For a moment I thought Daniel Shortened his hair 😂
me too!
Wdym
Don’t say his name........ jk!
Daniel really caught be too lol
DANIEL ITS DAN
Me: Just watching a duck sitting in a toilet
UA-cam: *Dantdm has uploaded, This Man ATE ME!*
Me: Almost smashes screen with excitement
Cookie Bex i need a backstory yoo
Skinny Amelia I was watching a tik tok 😂
Cookie Bex vs KryozGaming
Nathan Collins
Roblox scam....on UA-cam?!?
sooo me
Dan TDM: * Attempts to get to the end*
Man in orange high-visibility clothing:
I'm about to end this whole man's career.
DanTDM: a kid friendly channel
This video: ama make it so there’s guts being eaten
JustSomeGuyMakingVideos COPPA is effecting him
@@No-yg1do big yes
It’s ima not ama
@@w.dgaster9627 SPELLING......DOESN'T MATTER.
IF IM A MEGA GENIUS EQUIVALENT TO RICK SANCHEZ AND CANT SPELL ENSIKLOPEDYA IT DOESENT MATTER. GOD DAMMNIT
@@jakey4977 that is sooooo rude!!!
Dan TDM: this is a kid friendly channel
Also Dan TDM: WeRe At A nIgHt ClUb
R8_Grav so?
Pyyrr0 In a friendly game :P
@Sxbrina
They didn't say that they _weren't_ real things, you know.
DanTDM:Alright I'm having a baby in a month
Also DanTDM: I'm gonna play Pokemon sword and I am fish some more
Lmao
“stairs are not healthy”
-Dan
Vlzd He is right 😂
Yes.
@Red Minicrewmate yikes
"Lets have a good time"
*Plays this game*
Oh. Ok.
“Flippity, floppity”
-DanTDM 2019
He never said that
Beau Griffiths lol
Oh okay
Ok
This comment is now my property
Flippity Flippoty
Your mop bucket in my property!
Whaddya guys think?👍👌👎
"I get too worked up playing the fish game."
-Dan 2019
“Get your hips away from me” - DanTDM,2019
For a second i thought i saw obama
Jimmy AnimationsYT bruh it’s America’s former president
Same 😂
WHY ha ha
Same
I see it now
Dan : IM BEING EATEN
Me: Atleast you have been to a party
"THIS man ate me!"
Me:
*Cannibalism has begun, stock up on fast food.*
Lol
Lol
Lol
Bruh
Bruh
"I'm used to being in a bowl, not in this small container!"
Wait, I thought the bowl was smaller...
how does that work??????
*yes*
*Yes*
Guys he was in a cleaning bucket trolley which had cleaning liquid
How did he survive?
I did the same comment but I said it's not really a container
The "bowl" he was in was a big fish tank. =)
Stop saying “all of the comments
wHoS beEn a faN oF DaN BefOrE 2019”
Nobody says that
me
Me to
me since 2015
Me
Ever since the mod showcases
DanTDM: Maybe my fish can get a drink or fill the tank with beer
Me: Uh Dan family friendly remember?
Mayra Mendez ikr
BLAME COPPA
COPPA:Am I a joke to you?
beer is family friendly
Have you never heard about *NON-ALCOHOLIC!?!?!?*
Dan: look at them bustin' shapes over here.
Me: Shapes or dance moves?🤔
Dan: I don’t know how ->hewe
_trim cut_
*_yes_*
I ment to do something els
Dan: let’s go behind the bar to get a drink
Fish: I’m legit in a pool of water
"aM i In PeE?"
-Dantdm, 2019
Gillian Adamson *no*
Gillian Adamson no
Gillian Adamson no
@Gillian Adamson no
Sthap dis
Or I can fill the container with beer and the fish can get angry!
Dantdm-2019
7:19 the most shocked face I have seen in my entire life
You haven't seen his shocked face in his Little Nightmares gameplay, the main character of the game ate a nome, that nome was the character of the DLC btw
“Or I could fill my tank with beer then my fish of be really aggressive!”
-DanTDM 2019
Edit:lol I just realized that I spelled cold instead of could lol. I changed it to could. Sorry. XD
I cold?
fill it with vodka
Nicole R
🤣🤣🤣
Sorry about the mean comment
DanTDM: HEY HEY!- This Man Stood On Me...
*Dead Fish Noises*
Who’s ready for dan to be a dad next month?🙂🙂
wait what why
Have I missed something why is he a dad
@@benfindlater2597 yeahhhhh you kinda did but don't worry he made a vid about it :3
Sorry if you already found out as this comment is useless qwq
Boi u made this comment 2yrs ago.
Time flies by dosent it
@@alfierobba2094 it really does
The number of times he said flashbacks to Finding Nemo
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"Why is the comment section a bunch of quotes"
-Me 2019
This got a good sized nose exhale.
"THIS IS LIT"
me-1029929384
"Y e s"
-Me 9999
.
''I don't know''
-Me 9323
Dan: I've only got a fish sized brain
Dan's brain: Since when did I grow
Sean Aziz It’s a joke
@Sean Aziz yea it is
Stop being rude guys its a joke
Why do u biully dantdm he can buy u
Lil Barti ok bruh,it’s a joke,careful with your words you might get woooshed
“Or i could fill my tank with beer and my fish will get really aggressive”
“A fish can party too”
“We are in a night club”
I thought this was a kid friendly channel...
Turbo V ueah me 2
y e
dont forget "YOU CAN SWIM FASTER THAN THEY CAN ThRuSt
Fish: *'I'm at a party I don't wanna be at'*
DanTDM:"I got to worked up playing the fish game"
Me: yea me too 😅
When you come early
Comments:
wHoES bEEn A fAn oF dAn bEfOrE 2019
Me
Me
Me
Me
Me
Dan: "This Man ate me!"
Me:😕
Cannible: "Yum Yum!"
Alexander Ames you spelt cannibal wrong.
Dan: *realizes he didnt get any top place in yt rewind*
Also Dan:*Does more editing*
uuuuuuuuuh
I'm finally happy that dan finally uses meme sounds to make it more funnier than usual XD. Good job dan and keep it up thats why we love you soo soo much :)
"I'm used to being in a fish bowl not a small container"
DanTDM-2019
That "definetly"(doesnt )makes sense
That does make sense what you said doesn't 😂
English please
Me: Looks at Dan play the game.
Again Me: Gets the game straight away!
Hooray more I am fish.
Joke:
Question:
What do you call a fish with no i's ?
Awnser:
FSH
OPEN UP ITS THE FSH
??
I don’t get it
Lol i get it
Title: "This man ATE me!"
Me: 👀 (clicks fast)
“You can swim faster than they can thrust” - Dantdm 2019
im fast a f boii
I was reading this while he said it!
Dominic Fernandez lol
me: *sees title* "hold on what now??"
also me: *shrugs* normal day for me.
edit: why are there so many people saying "?????" to me?? DID I STUTTER?! :P
?????
?????
?????
The next game should be about *I Am Door*
“Their doin the Macarena or somethin”
Ayyyyy Macarena
I read this just as he said it
What????
Heeeeeey Macarena! Aaaaiiiiy
You used the wrong Their. The correct there/their/there would be “They're”.
"I get to worked up playing the fish game."
-Dan 2019
Heeyyy! How’s Jemma? I just wanna know since the baby is coming soon.
Axel_Xoxo me to
It’s in feb dude
@@anyonoumous2345 still tho its 3 months away.
And also I totly forgot that she was gonna have a baby
@@anyonoumous2345 my birth month , ( yes )
I was gonna ask but I didn't wanna be a creep, haha
Arh congratulations to you both that’s lovely, look forward to seeing the little one soon.
4:21 HE 'S PRETTY GOOD AT THIS!
two cows breed in minecraft
the baby cow: i am bread!
Dan doesn’t know the Macarena when sees it
2:39
Woman leaning back: **disappears**
Uhh how did she disappear?
That was creepy
And when I read your comment I looked at the vid and saw the woman leaning back and disappeared!
Right timing!
Dan : I am a Fish.
Me : No you are not.
Hey,Dan,and everyone reading this
Advanced merry christmas to you all
:) or a advanced shiny cristmas
Advanced toasted christmas
1:40 “Look at them busting shapes over here!” *Default Dance Music Plays*
😂 funniest part
@@qubanrowland191 I agree man
Only real OG’s remember when Dan was playing Skate 3 and he said Those balls are hard
Pewdiepie Hacker which one was that?
@@hoodiesnipe4571 what does that even mean?
Fish drinks beer.
Fish: **I AM SPEED**
Dan: I'm used to being in a fish tank not this "small" container.
ITS BIGGER THAN THE FISH BOWL BRUH
Well it is tiny...
Can u make more Minecraft Hardcore vids plzzzzzz DanTDM thx
Please dan
"This man drank me!”
Dantdm 2019
“Or I could fill my tank with beer and ten my fish would be really aggressive!”
Yup quality children’s content
Something: happens
Dan: I am so *P L E A S E D*
I searched for the baby eating camera meme
*AND I GOT THIS*
Who thinks we NEED more Dan to be fishy
👇🏻 I was so annoying 8 months ago
Shut up beggar
....Was That A Pun?
GoldenLikeRuby Games you shut up
Dan You don't need beacon effects for a furious cocktale in Minecraft
"Keep those hips away from me!"
-DanTDM 2019
1:40 Got me dying🤣
“Why am I doing these?”
-Me, 2019
I love Dan’s editing.
Last time I was this early Dan was playing A Hat In Time
Jeez that was AGES ago!
Dan: *Doesn’t make any videos for a long time*
Me looking on UA-cam everyday: :
Dan: " I am used to being in a bowl, not in this small container....."
Small Container: " Am I a joke to you?"
Thea Rein Not funny
lol
oh wow so funny hahaha
7:13 GUY: no pass
Dan: WOAH
John: im gonna drink
Me: remind of puffer fish eating a carrot and saying “æ ü æ”
Puffer fish: hold my carrot
"You can swim faster then they can thrust!"
-DanTDM 2019
"I am used to be in a fish bowl, not this small container" Dan 2019
Me: the container is bigger than the fish bowl
He didn't say the container was smaller than the fish bowl, he just said the container was small
DemonYT he actually did say that
"Why are you dressed in safari clothes?"
But....where else would you go to see the "party animals"? :00 Perfect logic to me
DreamingOfStars LOL
I actually flippin died,hahahaha
Minecraft 1.15 came out!! play it now please :(
RIGHT NOW
When he said "YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME" I remembered the Get Over It game ;-; ;(
I'm pretty sure it's called "Getting Over it" not "Get Over It"
@@melissajones8135 nobody asked?? And nobody cares stop being weird lol?
@@alienmaterial1357 how ?
nobody:
not a single soul:
DanTDM: is that a guy in a hot dog suit!
*good to see that the last of the : template memers are still alive*
Carol Patis no not ! It’s ?
. This is used to much
this is just 11 mins of dan finnin it
Hellllooooooooooo
-Dan
Don't search Moobicap on youtube plz plz
Dan: Are we controlling this man’s stomach?
Me: *shocked* Goldie’s EVIL 😮
Goldie is the name OF MY 🐟 FISH
“You’re over half way to peeing”
Dan 2019
I have been watching dan for 3 years
“YOU CAN SWIM FASTER THAN THEY CAN THRUST!”
Nope
LOL
6:35 "Eh! Get those hips away from me!"
Dan: if its the last thing you do touch the FLAG.
Me: I will touch the FLAG.
Dan: no you won't.
For the most random reason...
I thought it was minecraft harcore!😂
I'm on Samsung old galaxy
Pancake face, i am on a SAMSUNG Galaxy Tab A the new one
@@Gtag_Sings my one sux I can't say s u c k s in a full word or vy vy guv yes it does that to 'rude' words
I know
Let me try sucks
Me sees 0 comments:
My heart: 🧸🥺
113 comments randomly coming in:
Me:o-oh
Spaghetti-Os
iistxrsii C She’s GOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNE
TELL ME IF U GET THE REFERENCE
@@mikewasowski6964 S t e v e n U n i v e r s e?
R
Dan:"I'm used to being in a fish bowl,not a small container."
Me:"but isn't a fish bowl a small container."
Fish bowl is smaller than the bucket
Dan: *"This Man ATE ME!"*
Me: *ಠ_ಠ*
Lol that's my face too
ohhh i would have been exited