The Man who Fought with a Longbow and a Sword in WWII

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    John Malcolm Thorpe Fleming Churchill was born in Hong Kong, and graduated from the Royal Military Academy at Sandhurst in 1926. He would later earn the nickname “Mad Jack” or “Fighting Jack” for fighting with a longbow, bagpipes, and a sword in World war two.
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  • @MrCordycep
    @MrCordycep 5 років тому +7291

    The Japanese didn't surrender because they were nuked twice. They surrendered because they heard Mad Jack was on his way to the Pacific Theatre.

    • @draqbush74
      @draqbush74 5 років тому +121

      ChuckNorris V 2

    • @rachelar
      @rachelar 5 років тому +61

      They heard Joe Stalin was coming

    • @paulgwilliam6323
      @paulgwilliam6323 5 років тому +84

      That's very funny & probably true... Jack sounded like one very angry & scary dood. I'd cry too if I had to fight him 🙂

    • @hadyatmikasuryadinata838
      @hadyatmikasuryadinata838 5 років тому +26

      @@draqbush74 no, more like chuck norris beta

    • @yagamienjoyer4408
      @yagamienjoyer4408 5 років тому +6

      Lol nice one

  • @sidneydubose9974
    @sidneydubose9974 5 років тому +3364

    Never come to a gun fight with a sword or bow
    Mad jack: Hold my bagpipes

    • @waffi3164
      @waffi3164 5 років тому +58

      i swear to god this is the best comment i ve seen on this video

    • @2gunz122
      @2gunz122 5 років тому +8

      @@waffi3164 word

    • @blemis7656
      @blemis7656 5 років тому +11

      BAGPIPES!

    • @strawberry-tp1bq
      @strawberry-tp1bq 5 років тому +5

      Lmao

    • @user46292
      @user46292 5 років тому +4

      LMBO( laugh my booty of)

  • @17Watman
    @17Watman 3 роки тому +2430

    Imagine the shock and confusion for the Germans when they found out someone killed their men with sword wounds and arrows.

    • @threeforthsstudios
      @threeforthsstudios 3 роки тому +195

      That would have caused the germans to take major hits to their moral. Just imagine you lose an entire regiment, spy comes back and tells you how they captured your men with a sword and a bow and arrow. That would break me man. I give my soldiers these state of the art guns, and they lose to a fricken bow and arrow. Thats like going into an MMORPG and you like DUDE I GOT GUNS IM OP HAHA and the level 900 with bow maxed out just one hits your entire army.

    • @quagsire1249
      @quagsire1249 3 роки тому +65

      Remember arrows can easly pierce bulletproof vest

    • @chrisnewtownnsw
      @chrisnewtownnsw 3 роки тому +42

      @@quagsire1249 and they are more stealthy too. It would have it's advantages for sure

    • @liammcdonough6832
      @liammcdonough6832 3 роки тому +11

      Good Lord, man, that’s crazy!
      That would rile me up!

    • @dragon12234
      @dragon12234 3 роки тому +26

      @@quagsire1249 Not a modern military plate vest. Since, well, it got plates of ceramic or metal.
      But it's moot, as body armor was not really a thing in ww2

  • @emilywynn9710
    @emilywynn9710 4 роки тому +881

    Smile at your enemies “they’re less likely to shoot you if you’re smiling” WHAT?!?! He IS mad!

    • @randomblacktemplar738
      @randomblacktemplar738 3 роки тому +3

      @coc private server ahh, do you mean balkan 2.0

    • @bmrbs2813
      @bmrbs2813 3 роки тому +5

      And xenophobic too, imagine german children today watchin these quotes

    • @joshhawkins8394
      @joshhawkins8394 3 роки тому +20

      @@bmrbs2813 how

    • @tch6831
      @tch6831 3 роки тому +32

      Well he wasn't called MAD jack for nothing......

    • @cavemanlovesmoke4394
      @cavemanlovesmoke4394 3 роки тому +10

      @@bmrbs2813 why so seriousss

  • @csabas.6342
    @csabas.6342 5 років тому +2856

    "Any officer who goes into action without his sword is improperly dressed." - You will never get more british than that.

    • @alejandroe3616
      @alejandroe3616 4 роки тому +68

      He's spitting fax tho

    • @CommisarHood
      @CommisarHood 4 роки тому +102

      I would contend that him telling those US soldiers "I'm not coming back a bloody third time" is the most British thing I as a Brit I have ever heard.

    • @FerventSpy66834
      @FerventSpy66834 4 роки тому +34

      Rule britania 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧

    • @albiceleste101
      @albiceleste101 4 роки тому +20

      Sounds more like japanese.
      Replace "sword" with "tea" and now it sounds british.

    • @wannabe_D7000
      @wannabe_D7000 4 роки тому +17

      Any Gurkha without his khukuri is just a farmer ...

  • @leneel5882
    @leneel5882 5 років тому +3337

    Difficulty : *_HARD_*

  • @Blobby90
    @Blobby90 4 роки тому +1148

    During his later years he would take a train home from work. Passengers would be shocked when he opened a window and tossed his briefcase into a garden along the tracks and then he would get off the train, walk home and go out into his garden and pick up his briefcase. He lived beside the tracks and so decided it was easier to throw his case into his garden instead of carrying it home. The train driver was apparently in on it

    • @capporetto2635
      @capporetto2635 4 роки тому +61

      Daaamn that’s cool

    • @darkracer1252
      @darkracer1252 4 роки тому +33

      @@capporetto2635 dude. it's made up. some people are just good at writing stories

    • @capporetto2635
      @capporetto2635 4 роки тому +91

      darkracer125 even if its made up, it still sounds cool

    • @jenniferschmitzer299
      @jenniferschmitzer299 3 роки тому +30

      This makes perfect sense. I’ve often thrown my work bag from a moving consist. Heck, jumped off them too even though it’s not ohs etc. the tricky bit is the ballast. It’s like Big Sand and not nice on unexpected ankles. You need to lace your boots decently tight.

    • @johndo3930
      @johndo3930 3 роки тому +32

      Is it an crime to do the same with my wife????

  • @devinlow4475
    @devinlow4475 4 роки тому +482

    When I first heard about Mad Jack I thought it was a joke. I was blown away to know that this man existed. What a legend.

    • @miskerb3866
      @miskerb3866 2 роки тому +1

      Thats why i trust them

    • @brodiecaleb3106
      @brodiecaleb3106 2 роки тому +1

      Canadian soldier who stayed while the Americans ran and left him

    • @LIONTAMER3D
      @LIONTAMER3D Рік тому +5

      legend is an understatement: largest balls in the animal kingdom

    • @REALdavidmiscarriage
      @REALdavidmiscarriage Рік тому

      yeah sure but hes also a complete psycho tbh

    • @ronaldoyumul256
      @ronaldoyumul256 11 місяців тому

      Same

  • @jeff-nz3ij
    @jeff-nz3ij 6 років тому +5408

    when you’re in the modern era and you haven’t upgraded your longbowman

    • @Alejandroperez-rj4dc
      @Alejandroperez-rj4dc 6 років тому +59

      you have any games on your phone? You deserve more likes

    • @DenisI32
      @DenisI32 6 років тому +101

      civ 5 ;)

    • @duylai2224
      @duylai2224 6 років тому +131

      Still cause some damage and got a +1 range

    • @stalebread2997
      @stalebread2997 6 років тому +9

      Well, I mean there's a lot of hostile bears, necromancers, sabers, giants,mammoths, dragons, and m'aiq lurking around every forest, so I haven't gone and collected a lot of junk.

    • @duylai2224
      @duylai2224 6 років тому +42

      do u think this is the man responsible for putting arrows in the guard's knees?

  • @SurprisinglyDynamicAnimeSideC
    @SurprisinglyDynamicAnimeSideC 5 років тому +3131

    Mad Jack went to the Virgin Islands once.
    They are now just called "The Islands".

  • @randombaguette
    @randombaguette 4 роки тому +323

    When you hear Churchill.
    You know it’s a mad lad

  • @ryanmaclean1720
    @ryanmaclean1720 3 роки тому +103

    When he retired he became a surfer and made his own board (no joke)

  • @kazmark_gl8652
    @kazmark_gl8652 5 років тому +3335

    if ubisoft every wanted to make an assassins creed game set during ww2 this is the guy to base it on

    • @clankque4041
      @clankque4041 5 років тому +127

      you're so right my friend

    • @eduardovadell5773
      @eduardovadell5773 5 років тому +46

      Omg this is so true

    • @themexicansauce2377
      @themexicansauce2377 5 років тому +17

      I like it

    • @hammerbro1947
      @hammerbro1947 5 років тому +23

      This needs to happen, like Unity and Syndicate.

    • @jacobwells9207
      @jacobwells9207 5 років тому +39

      Actually, no, because around that time, the Assassins realized they needed to operate in secret to survive

  • @hakon_brennus_wolff106
    @hakon_brennus_wolff106 5 років тому +2947

    Shame he didn’t see action against the IJA. He was bound to have had at least one sword fight with Japanese officers. It could have been epic.

    • @ramsesquezada6473
      @ramsesquezada6473 5 років тому +586

      *arrows the 4 Japanese soldiers standing by the officer.*
      *slightly unsheathes sword*
      Omae Wa mou Shindeiru

    • @shoemakerx0105
      @shoemakerx0105 5 років тому +263

      @@ramsesquezada6473 NANI?!?!?

    • @jonathandelgado3755
      @jonathandelgado3755 5 років тому +317

      *Duel of the Fates plays loudly*

    • @Irishcrossing
      @Irishcrossing 5 років тому +237

      MJ: For Chivalry men.
      IJA Officer: BUSHIDO!!!!
      MJ: Haha, now you are speaking my language.

    • @door-to-doorhentaisalesman1444
      @door-to-doorhentaisalesman1444 5 років тому +65

      SWORD ART ONLINE PLAYS

  • @Watch470
    @Watch470 4 роки тому +505

    Everyone: we should end war and living in peace
    Mad Jack: NOOOOOO!!!!

  • @linkieloos
    @linkieloos 3 роки тому +81

    Mad Jack: *(climbs into the hatch of a Cromwell or Sherman tank)* : "Drive me closer, I want to hit them with my sword!"

  • @ghost_type_gaming670
    @ghost_type_gaming670 5 років тому +2047

    Why didn't mad jack get ptsd?
    He was the trauma

    • @NiCoNiCoNiCola
      @NiCoNiCoNiCola 4 роки тому +102

      German kid: I want to become bowman!
      German veteran: *heavily breathing*

    • @joeyb7408
      @joeyb7408 4 роки тому +43

      PMJSD
      Post Mad Jack Stress Disorder, a.k.a, Mad Jack disease.

    • @chetopuffs
      @chetopuffs 4 роки тому +11

      Often its not the horror war that is the trauma, it’s the realization that your humanity is only surface level when the chips are down.
      The realization that at the end of the day you’re just another animal.

    • @K_I_A_R_T422
      @K_I_A_R_T422 4 роки тому +4

      Why does doom guy didn't get ptsd
      Because he is the traumatic event

    • @jonathank4278
      @jonathank4278 4 роки тому +1

      Ha Ha Ha

  • @frozenyetimug
    @frozenyetimug 5 років тому +833

    I feel like his enemies had a certain respect for him and didn't want to kill him. At a base level, everyone respects a high quality badass.

    • @TheHonestTruth
      @TheHonestTruth 5 років тому +20

      I feel you are right.

    • @AlexanderHL1919
      @AlexanderHL1919 5 років тому +177

      The video failed to mention this, but captured German machinegunners were asked why they didnt shoot him when they had a clear chance to do so. They said that they thought he was mentally unwell and took pitty on him.

    • @TheHonestTruth
      @TheHonestTruth 5 років тому +9

      @@AlexanderHL1919 nice. Thanks for that info kind sir

    • @andrewdanis5067
      @andrewdanis5067 5 років тому +49

      I feel like they were actually just afraid he'd knock their bullets right back at them with his sword

    • @River6034
      @River6034 5 років тому

      Yes

  • @bwhaz
    @bwhaz 4 роки тому +52

    People are less likely to shoot at you if you smile at them.
    ...
    I'll keep that in mind when I visit Chicago next week.

  • @quetzalcoatl974
    @quetzalcoatl974 3 роки тому +335

    This man really went
    "Im going demoknight"

  • @mdbr155
    @mdbr155 5 років тому +977

    Someone told him once "never bring a sword to a machine gun fight"
    Mad Jack laughed before he march into the bullet storm

    • @pex_the_unalivedrunk6785
      @pex_the_unalivedrunk6785 5 років тому +54

      He was probably all like: "Hold my beer"

    • @Jay-nl8lp
      @Jay-nl8lp 5 років тому +5

      @@pex_the_unalivedrunk6785 ikr

    • @gillisthorpe
      @gillisthorpe 5 років тому +9

      Best thing is after Germany surrendered he got on a plane to Burma and before he got there japan surrendered and he was quoted as saying "if it wasn't for those damn yanks we could have had the war going for another 10 years"

    • @godp5721
      @godp5721 5 років тому +5

      More like: ''Hold my tea''

    • @mannylugz5872
      @mannylugz5872 5 років тому +3

      When the bullets run out, that is when the terror begins.

  • @henrybadger785
    @henrybadger785 6 років тому +3204

    *Medieval mode enabled*

  • @rturae
    @rturae 3 роки тому +48

    You forgot to mention he spent his retirement years surfing in Australia

  • @sanctifiedsuccubus2562
    @sanctifiedsuccubus2562 3 роки тому +78

    This man and the guy who was trapped on an island and thought WW2 was still going on need to have a battle.

    • @leightonbailey5169
      @leightonbailey5169 2 роки тому +7

      The guy that was trapped on an island that thought the war hadn’t ended yet, was actually a Japanese soldier found in Papua New Guinea 20 years after the war had finished. So would make sense that these 2 should fight

    • @isislikesyou8605
      @isislikesyou8605 2 роки тому +5

      @@leightonbailey5169 Are you ok?, the japanese was Hiroo Onoda and hes was in the Philippines stuck with 3 other japanese it actually took 20 years for him to surrender just because he thought japan would still keep fighting to the last

    • @gamechanger8908
      @gamechanger8908 2 роки тому +3

      @@isislikesyou8605 There were others like him man, not just Hiroo Onoda

    • @user-uz9ir8oq4v
      @user-uz9ir8oq4v Рік тому +2

      @@isislikesyou8605 there are more soldiers than Onoda that are stranded in remote areas like him,

    • @DinsRune
      @DinsRune 8 місяців тому

      "Finally, worthy opponent. Our battle will be legendary!"

  • @jamsya493
    @jamsya493 4 роки тому +3866

    “Surviving on vegetables he had... liberated from the gardens” lmao

  • @ricke7220
    @ricke7220 4 роки тому +1188

    This guy knew the stealth archer build is op. Hes way ahead of his time.

    • @hidof9598
      @hidof9598 4 роки тому +3

      @TypeLuo,he should have used a javelin!

    • @misscath28
      @misscath28 4 роки тому +12

      What! You guys don't know about the best method?
      We call it....
      The shortbow strategy...
      It fires 24 shots a second each dealing 72 damage and 8 AP points

    • @ceciliatavarez5655
      @ceciliatavarez5655 3 роки тому +1

      I think going demoknight is good

    • @GarbageGuyAtGames
      @GarbageGuyAtGames 3 роки тому +2

      "Stealth?" He didnt use that

    • @GarbageGuyAtGames
      @GarbageGuyAtGames 3 роки тому +5

      @@ceciliatavarez5655 demoknight with the huntsman

  • @ajikoko8905
    @ajikoko8905 4 роки тому +57

    Mad Jack deserves a movie and I would love to watch that

  • @ZiggySmalls216
    @ZiggySmalls216 4 роки тому +143

    *When all your friends have guns, but you dont have enough money to upgrade your charachter:*

  • @gorilla5414
    @gorilla5414 6 років тому +1636

    I was on edge throughout the end of the video because I thought he was going to die, thank god he didn’t. Anyway, amazing job with the video as always. This channel just keeps getting better.

    • @shortfuse875
      @shortfuse875 6 років тому +25

      Hes f****** Legolas

    • @joeboyd1964
      @joeboyd1964 6 років тому +29

      WW 1 and WW 2 Of course he didn't die! He's a bloody Scotsman!

    • @TheIndogamer
      @TheIndogamer 6 років тому +15

      He died in 1996

    • @abc64pan
      @abc64pan 6 років тому +1

      I felt exactly the same way!

    • @Justin-np9yj
      @Justin-np9yj 6 років тому +3

      WW 1 and WW 2 we need more men like him, then again it's best there is one of him☻

  • @videoclips4271
    @videoclips4271 5 років тому +601

    "If it wasn't for the yanks we could've kept the war going for another 10 years"
    that's the spirit my man

    • @xyoojmonsta8150
      @xyoojmonsta8150 5 років тому +11

      Video Clips he should have join the Vietnam war or the Korean War

    • @callumwebb4927
      @callumwebb4927 5 років тому +17

      @@xyoojmonsta8150 Korea maybe, but his body would've given up on him way before he could've joined Vietnam, though it's badass to picture him as an advisor/occasional fighter for the South Vietnamese

    • @justgermanpleasexcusemywri3618
      @justgermanpleasexcusemywri3618 5 років тому +9

      My football coach would love this attitude.

    • @ice_553
      @ice_553 5 років тому +5

      Yeah but then there would have been way more casualties

    • @paulnottherealmccartney8558
      @paulnottherealmccartney8558 5 років тому +3

      He'd probably love the smell of napalm in the morning

  • @lydiatong666
    @lydiatong666 3 роки тому +61

    Gets shot in the neck.... Soldier oh what happened???!!! Mad jack: "oh it was just a german machine gun".

  • @francisgarcia3314
    @francisgarcia3314 3 роки тому +201

    He's a trained medieval archer. I totally get why he used those weapons lol.

    • @ther6sshieldmain937
      @ther6sshieldmain937 3 роки тому +9

      he played that old 360 game, 'Chilvary' or however you say it for eight years, and holdfast for five.

  • @MrStrikecentral
    @MrStrikecentral 6 років тому +571

    Holy cow. Why hasn't anyone in Hollywood heard of this? This would make an insanely good movie. Just title it: Mad Jack.

    • @deeptoot1453
      @deeptoot1453 6 років тому +45

      MrStrikecentral yeah right! My thoughts!

    • @bruhmoment1156
      @bruhmoment1156 6 років тому +39

      MrStrikecentral it should happen I would pay to watch it

    • @igee
      @igee 6 років тому +17

      Tom hanks!

    • @luisheidegger7853
      @luisheidegger7853 6 років тому +43

      MrStrikecentral
      It even sounds like a Quentin Tarantino film

    • @MrStrikecentral
      @MrStrikecentral 6 років тому +21

      igee, Louis, both of your comments made me laugh. Could you imagine Tom Hanks in a Quintin Tarantino film? LOL

  • @emceehamma3693
    @emceehamma3693 5 років тому +1655

    Surviving on vegetables he “liberated” from gardens lol

  • @matssmaling7552
    @matssmaling7552 3 роки тому +30

    When people ask you "what is Chaotic neutral/good?" send them this video

  • @youtubecommenter37
    @youtubecommenter37 4 роки тому +145

    LMAOOOO
    This guy was pissed at the Americans because he wanted the war to last another 10 years so he could keep killing lolololol

  • @mitchhosking5599
    @mitchhosking5599 6 років тому +1313

    apparently it's illegal to liberate vegetables from your local supermarket.

    • @sleep3417
      @sleep3417 6 років тому +60

      Slave traders want something in exchange for liberating the vegetables...

    • @fukmachups1876
      @fukmachups1876 6 років тому +4

      XD

    • @flimsyjimnz
      @flimsyjimnz 6 років тому +13

      supermarket veges are traitors unworthy of liberating

    • @blubrittingham6985
      @blubrittingham6985 6 років тому +5

      Not if you don't fight for their rights and freedom

    • @Sporkmaker5150
      @Sporkmaker5150 6 років тому +21

      I bet if you try it with your broadsword and longbow while wearing a kilt and a giant ear to ear grin the supermarket staff will give you a pass.

  • @proskkywhitestorm5865
    @proskkywhitestorm5865 6 років тому +868

    Aw, you forgot to mention the part where he asked the German prisoners he captured why they didn't shoot him and they said they thought he was completely crazy

    • @howardbaxter2514
      @howardbaxter2514 6 років тому +177

      I mean, the man was crazy. What sane person runs into battle with a long bow, broad sword, and bagpipes?

    • @AshlandMan
      @AshlandMan 6 років тому +42

      Are you thinking of Bill Millen, who came ashore on D-Day playing the pipes?

    • @corvidcorax
      @corvidcorax 6 років тому +58

      +howard baxter What sane person charges into a battle with said equipment against a fortification defended with Karabiners, STGs, MPs and Mags?

    • @jerrymcghoulberry355
      @jerrymcghoulberry355 6 років тому +12

      Cirno Sama A soldier... BUT A BOW AND ARROW!

    • @KFishproductionII
      @KFishproductionII 6 років тому +5

      there is a picture of him on dday with his sword apparently

  • @Dont-Watch-My-Vids-U-Regret-it
    @Dont-Watch-My-Vids-U-Regret-it 3 роки тому +123

    Germans: you can’t defeat us!
    The British: I know! But he can! *young Brit runs with sword*

  • @F510C
    @F510C 4 роки тому +30

    How has this not been made into a movie...this guy is next level.

  • @frankyoungbloodsax6000
    @frankyoungbloodsax6000 6 років тому +422

    5:11 vegetables were liberated! 😂

  • @joshl8863
    @joshl8863 5 років тому +591

    This guy deserves a movie

    • @oliverzanier8202
      @oliverzanier8202 5 років тому +16

      I don’t think his story is as interesting as Desmond Doss, but it has some potential.

    • @Jack10016
      @Jack10016 5 років тому +5

      Oliver Zanier Roy benevidez had the best story by a mile for me.

    • @ichigo2012hollowmask
      @ichigo2012hollowmask 5 років тому +31

      @@oliverzanier8202 Are you kidding? Killing soldiers with a sword and bow in a war fought with guns and escaping german imprisonment is more than enough for a good war adventure movie.

    • @braydonanderson6994
      @braydonanderson6994 4 роки тому +2

      @@oliverzanier8202 he has a movie now this guy needs one

    • @erina4407
      @erina4407 4 роки тому

      @@ichigo2012hollowmaskmayby after his dead he would be a Minecraft skeletton

  • @the_miracle_aligner
    @the_miracle_aligner 3 роки тому +63

    Mad Jack? More like Mad Lad.

  • @vesstig
    @vesstig 3 роки тому +16

    I couldn't imagine the horror those Germans must have felt after seeing a friendly soldier fall dead to an arrow or a sword blow.

  • @CrazyOmighty
    @CrazyOmighty 6 років тому +1398

    What an absolute mad lad

  • @Jorsk3n
    @Jorsk3n 5 років тому +814

    world war games should have a campaign difficulty named "Mad Jack" as the hardest option

    • @Mr.Yeast2
      @Mr.Yeast2 5 років тому +72

      And you could only use a sword and bow

    • @yoboikamil525
      @yoboikamil525 5 років тому +47

      Easy
      Medium
      Hard
      John Wick
      Mad Jack

    • @elijahkempski2660
      @elijahkempski2660 4 роки тому +3

      NICE

    • @thee7870
      @thee7870 4 роки тому +11

      Recruit
      Regular
      Hardened
      Veteran
      Realistic
      Mad Jack

    • @chezdon2585
      @chezdon2585 4 роки тому +3

      Mad Jack
      Simo Häyhä
      John Wick

  • @ramixnudles7958
    @ramixnudles7958 3 роки тому +32

    "Daddy, what did you do during the war?"
    "I liberated vegetables as I walked through the Alps."
    "Gee, that sounds boring."
    "It was my dear. It was."

  • @DarthRelkew
    @DarthRelkew 4 роки тому +28

    This guy is literally the definition of a badass.

  • @anikii5814
    @anikii5814 6 років тому +962

    Mad Jack is one of those people that has real life plot armor. I thought the stories were exaggeration at first.

    • @datagawa
      @datagawa 6 років тому +58

      CHEATS:

    • @Nerdnumberone
      @Nerdnumberone 6 років тому +67

      Plot armor in history comes from the fact that you don't hear about the madmen who died/retired after they were shot. We tell the story about the people who defy the odd, be it by skill or dumb luck. How much would you know about Mad Jack if he had died the day he landed on the beach with his bagpipes?

    • @kradrol
      @kradrol 6 років тому +10

      it's up up down down left right left right b a start. it's literally the most famous cheat code in history. (that or the many forms of abacab)

    • @davidconnelly7029
      @davidconnelly7029 6 років тому +1

      Anon 3303 lol plot armor

    • @predpat9094
      @predpat9094 6 років тому +1

      Anon 3303 he pulled a jar jar binks with that plot armor

  • @BH-rx3ue
    @BH-rx3ue 5 років тому +897

    the lads under his command were just as nutty. one of them crawled up to some german defences and literally stole one of the germans hats. apparently the german kicked up a fuss and accused his fellow soldiers of stealing it. when asked why he stole the hat the soldier simply replied that he liked it

  • @sharkquisha3407
    @sharkquisha3407 3 роки тому +77

    I'm Palestinian on my dads side and I know my great grandfather grew up during his time and worked with the British during the mandate. I was told he was best friends with a high ranking British officer who taught him combat techniques and I think that person could have been Mad Jack.

    • @cyanfloy2473
      @cyanfloy2473 Рік тому +7

      Can you ask for more info to your dad to confirm this?

  • @james64ibm
    @james64ibm 3 роки тому +15

    Mad Jack: "Come at me death!"
    Death: "Yeah, I think I'll pass."

  • @nathanpole391
    @nathanpole391 4 роки тому +451

    “People are less likely to shoot at you if you smile at them” love it.

    • @zad_rasera
      @zad_rasera 2 роки тому +10

      I feel like he's not afraid to die

    • @Nicky2414
      @Nicky2414 2 роки тому

      He knew that he did his duty for Queen and Country.

    • @hongxiuquan69
      @hongxiuquan69 Рік тому +1

      @@Nicky2414
      *King

    • @Comte_de_Lorenzo
      @Comte_de_Lorenzo Рік тому +1

      @@zad_rasera A soldier who's afraid of dying will not play bagpipe leisurely amidst enemies while facing imminent capture, he will raise up their arms and beg for mercy instead.

  • @hooly4158
    @hooly4158 5 років тому +768

    So mad he wanted 10 more years of war

  • @DireBowser
    @DireBowser 3 роки тому +27

    4:26 "...and soon Jack was alone, and out of ammo", says the narrator as Jack stands with a full quiver of arrows.

  • @darkduane1
    @darkduane1 4 роки тому +103

    This man was a reincarnated medieval Knight.

  • @sirtinley-knot2944
    @sirtinley-knot2944 5 років тому +1269

    apparently German children who refuse to go to bed are told that mad Jack will come for them. on the rare occasion this doesn't work, the sound of distant bagpipes is all that is required.

  • @chakatBombshell
    @chakatBombshell 6 років тому +741

    Mad Jack was basically a real life comic book hero.

    • @Jqoen
      @Jqoen 6 років тому +8

      chakatBombshell A Green Arrow

    • @NodDisciple1
      @NodDisciple1 6 років тому

      JJ, Green Arrow and Hawkeye didn't carry a Claymore.

    • @noobiegamer8808
      @noobiegamer8808 6 років тому

      chakatBombshell Yrp

    • @DHTGK
      @DHTGK 6 років тому

      they also didn't think keeping a war going would be a good thing

    • @noobiegamer8808
      @noobiegamer8808 6 років тому

      freakingminecraftian Duh

  • @thezman9001
    @thezman9001 Рік тому +4

    Imagine seeing one of your fellow soldiers with an arrow in his eye, see another with his head lobbed off, and then you start to hear bagpipes from behind you

  • @travisreed1730
    @travisreed1730 4 роки тому +38

    German Wermacht: (hears bagpipes playing, "March Of The Cameron Men.") "Why do I hear boss music?"

  • @pineapplefrag8533
    @pineapplefrag8533 6 років тому +389

    This would be awesome for a WWII movie.

    • @t-pain1211
      @t-pain1211 6 років тому +16

      Passion Ops omg yes

    • @cooperwilliam4044
      @cooperwilliam4044 6 років тому +4

      That would be the best movie ever

    • @WiseCheese587
      @WiseCheese587 6 років тому +1

      Yes yes yeeeeees!!!!

    • @Dita000
      @Dita000 6 років тому

      So Mad Jack has to be an Asian right?

    • @pineapplefrag8533
      @pineapplefrag8533 6 років тому +4

      XnXTNT Mad Jack was born on a British colony in Asia (which was before and now known as Hong Kong) but he and his past family comes from a European decent.

  • @JB-uj8mz
    @JB-uj8mz 5 років тому +621

    Now this would make a good movie if the right producer was involved .

  • @zackanderson8995
    @zackanderson8995 8 місяців тому +4

    One of the clearest memories I have in elementary school was learning about WW2. And had an interest in archery at the time I asked my teacher if bows were ever used in WW2. My teacher actually laughed and said, "Really? This is WW2. they used guns...c'mon" making me feel stupid.
    I wish the kid me knew about Mad Jack

  • @lenardregencia
    @lenardregencia Рік тому +2

    "Any officer who goes into action without his sword is improperly dressed." - Mad Jack

  • @Gamerdude18isback
    @Gamerdude18isback 4 роки тому +2107

    The Japanese actually surrendered because they heard Mad Jack was coming for them.

    • @snaketooth0943
      @snaketooth0943 4 роки тому +51

      This comment is one of the main things I remembered from the video.

    • @tommyshelby2250
      @tommyshelby2250 4 роки тому +34

      it's like dying to a pro CoD player when you just started

    • @19kp.
      @19kp. 3 роки тому +20

      Demo man drunk noises

    • @KirkHermary
      @KirkHermary 3 роки тому +15

      That is historically accurate!

    • @KirkHermary
      @KirkHermary 3 роки тому +2

      @Joseph Vissarionovich Stalin nice nice

  • @rofalmatt
    @rofalmatt 6 років тому +2450

    his life story should be a movie !!!!

  • @jamesplays7504
    @jamesplays7504 3 роки тому +4

    This man didn’t clickbait us... he gave US MORE THAN WE ASKED FOR

  • @paraguayhastalavistaysenor9404
    @paraguayhastalavistaysenor9404 4 роки тому +13

    He is a real man, real Briton. Never be more than that.

  • @matthewphilip2609
    @matthewphilip2609 5 років тому +1598

    Who will win:
    Axis soldiers armed with guns or one arrow boi with a sword

  • @afrikasmith1049
    @afrikasmith1049 6 років тому +754

    Someone please make a movie about this guy.

    • @SvenTviking
      @SvenTviking 6 років тому +6

      Afrika Smith Him or Paddy Mayne.

    • @ludwigerlebach9170
      @ludwigerlebach9170 6 років тому +4

      There is one it’s called Mad Jack

    • @Dabhach1
      @Dabhach1 6 років тому +9

      Afrika Smith Nobody would believe it.

    • @luce.3560
      @luce.3560 6 років тому +2

      they should make a movie on shrek

    • @SiegeTF
      @SiegeTF 6 років тому +21

      They'd need intermissions to say 'We aren't making this up', 'Really, this actually happened', and 'We *still* aren't making this up'.

  • @areagh13
    @areagh13 2 роки тому +2

    "People are less likely to shoot at you if you smile at them." has to be one if my favorite quotes of all time

  • @loner1878
    @loner1878 3 роки тому +2

    Another fun fact about Jack Churchill - after he retired and was living in England, on his train ride home every day he would throw his briefcase out of the train window. He later explained that he was tossing his case into his own back garden so he would not have to carry it from the station.

  • @Kumquat_Lord
    @Kumquat_Lord 6 років тому +3935

    Anyone unsurprised he was chosen for 'Operation Archery?'

  • @johnwatt6359
    @johnwatt6359 4 роки тому +737

    "Don't make me come over there." - Mad Jack to the Japanese

  • @sussybaka8384
    @sussybaka8384 3 роки тому

    thank you for the historical lessons 😊

  • @zincwing4475
    @zincwing4475 3 роки тому +1

    Like a real life urban fantasy bard. Music, dramatics, good fighting, and almost magical accomplishments.

  • @danieljethro8343
    @danieljethro8343 4 роки тому +801

    enemies: using auto machine gun
    Mad Jack: i'm gonna do what's called a pro gamer move

    • @the_rover1
      @the_rover1 4 роки тому +16

      Don't mind the machine gun rounds.
      He has a pavese shield, he's totally fine just there.

    • @ther6sshieldmain937
      @ther6sshieldmain937 3 роки тому

      mans playing Krieg from borderlands

    • @rouxman212
      @rouxman212 3 роки тому +1

      its like a garbage looking weapon but with insane potential if you become a max level god

    • @miskerb3866
      @miskerb3866 2 роки тому +1

      he has *PLOT ARMOR* cuz he WAS the main character

  • @chaylewis8437
    @chaylewis8437 6 років тому +258

    This channel deserves more recognition

  • @thewok3392
    @thewok3392 3 роки тому +2

    mad jack: alone and out of ammo
    also mad jack: *plays the bagpipes when taking heavy casuaties*

  • @rfosco9271
    @rfosco9271 4 роки тому +6

    This guy deserves to get “player of the game”

  • @thatonedude9999
    @thatonedude9999 6 років тому +221

    I can only like this once? DANG IT

    • @cipher1579
      @cipher1579 6 років тому

      same with ur comment

  • @hyunchaang6532
    @hyunchaang6532 6 років тому +1495

    When you forget to upgrade you're troops on civilization

  • @kianshahrami8918
    @kianshahrami8918 3 роки тому +2

    While everybody in WW2 was playing call of duty, This man was playing Skyrim

  • @cyclicalbard7848
    @cyclicalbard7848 3 роки тому +7

    “He was out of ammo”
    B-but he wasn’t??!?

  • @alexcorvuscazador5596
    @alexcorvuscazador5596 6 років тому +77

    Just imagine him fighting off a japanese banzai charge with his scottish long sword, I can´t imagine a most epic scene in the world , the most awesome clash of cultures

    • @GAndreC
      @GAndreC 6 років тому +22

      Regretfully someone used those damn nukes and ended the war too early for this to happen

    • @kabob0077
      @kabob0077 6 років тому +5

      GAndreC I am sorry my nation's government did that, because this is something I would like to see too.

  • @JC-ze2et
    @JC-ze2et 6 років тому +183

    this guy needs a movie

  • @Beanbag777
    @Beanbag777 3 роки тому

    Literally the best channel ever

  • @whateverthisis3929
    @whateverthisis3929 2 роки тому +3

    Now kids, remember for every amazing and brave mad jack, there are 1000 brave dead soldiers whos names you will never know who simply had a normal amount of luck.

  • @WorldQuaker1
    @WorldQuaker1 6 років тому +722

    How'd you get shot in the war?
    *German machinegun.*

  • @angel-tu7qj
    @angel-tu7qj 6 років тому +221

    Highly Anticipated and well executed

  • @ginvodka3115
    @ginvodka3115 4 роки тому +4

    Soldier: we need more ammo!
    MadJack: Hold my bagpipe!

  • @allstargamerzzone8925
    @allstargamerzzone8925 4 роки тому

    hello I really like your vids about history.

  • @Gilhelmi
    @Gilhelmi 6 років тому +338

    Let's be honest, if you saw someone smile like Mad Jack, you would run away.

    • @thispurplebeanYT
      @thispurplebeanYT 6 років тому

      XD

    • @felixbjorklund6660
      @felixbjorklund6660 6 років тому +2

      How would you know how he smiled?

    • @doctordecipher7912
      @doctordecipher7912 6 років тому

      Gilhelmi especially while holding a sword.

    • @jpabloram71
      @jpabloram71 6 років тому +9

      If I see a guy with a bow and sword running at me smiling I'd go the other direction

    • @mediummayhem5547
      @mediummayhem5547 6 років тому

      Gilhelmi well not really if you have a gun its easy

  • @alexcorvuscazador5596
    @alexcorvuscazador5596 6 років тому +555

    Dude like seriously your channel is greatly underrated, this stuff is of another world

    • @Simplehistory
      @Simplehistory  6 років тому +4

      :D

    • @hunza0150
      @hunza0150 6 років тому +1

      ale Solís YO IKR

    • @alexcorvuscazador5596
      @alexcorvuscazador5596 6 років тому +1

      Holy molly you actually responded, senpai noticed me. (Bows down) "I am not worthy, I am not worthy"

  • @somethinginventive153
    @somethinginventive153 7 місяців тому +1

    Truly shows how the weapon is as strong as the user's experience with said weapon.

  • @Koolkole27
    @Koolkole27 3 роки тому +2

    You should do a video on the soldiers who fought ww2 with only bagpipes.

  • @abelstrd
    @abelstrd 4 роки тому +397

    Enemy; "You mad bro?"
    Mad Jack; "Why yes, yes I am!"

  • @RoxyGotMoxy.
    @RoxyGotMoxy. 6 років тому +346

    It's not mentioned in this video but Mad Jack also (confirmed kill) took out a sniper in a tower that was holding up him and his men. Just casually took out the sniper at long range with his bow.

    • @izabellasonier7444
      @izabellasonier7444 6 років тому +1

      HAHAHAHA

    • @cardboardshelf7800
      @cardboardshelf7800 5 років тому +12

      Olympia Ironhawk dang this guy's like a Robbin hood that got 3x more badass

    • @emilwestgaardhenriksen1715
      @emilwestgaardhenriksen1715 5 років тому +3

      Mr baldi if mad jack had tried to get himself inte robin hoods tight it would have looked like an upside down camel 😂😂

    • @huud2799
      @huud2799 5 років тому

      Wtf

    • @fimmt684
      @fimmt684 5 років тому +1

      God lord. Can this be more impressive?

  • @robertbluntfalsearrest7127
    @robertbluntfalsearrest7127 4 роки тому +1

    That's the kind of guy you need on your side he's awesome