The Paratrooper who fought with an Umbrella and a Bowler Hat
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Sources:
Without Tradition: 2 Para, 1941-1945
By Robert Peatling
So Near and Yet So Far
By Martin Bowman
A Bridge Too Far
By Martin W. Bowman
A Tour of the Arnhem Battlefields
By John Waddy
The Mammoth Book of Heroes
By Jon E. Lewis
Major and Mrs Holt's Battlefield Guide to Operation Market Garden
By Tonie Holt
Arnhem
By R. E. Urquart
“For God’s sakes, why on earth do you always have an umbrella?”
“To remind myself... that i’m English.”
A coup of
Wod'ah
I mean, I’d totally carry around a shillelagh to remind myself that my ancestors were Irish.
Ah yes being patriotic not for me
They had Panzer 4's. But he was a British officer and he had an umbrella.
@@burtan2000 that's where the phrase "better than a poke in the eye with a burnt stick" came from.
“That umbrella will not do any good.”
“But what if it rained!”
I cannot deny his assessment.
wise words for a chaotic crazy moment indeed
He would make a excellent Call of Cuthulu character.
What if i need to poke a drivers eye out tho
Tell me about it. XD
i can say that is the most british thing i’ve ever heard
He’s a customizable character
He’s your custom character in a cutscene
Underrated comment
😂😂
Hey, that bowler hat gave +35 defense. My old helmet gave just +20 defense.
Call of Duty WWII be like
A man who fought with an umbrella and bowler hat.
Mad Jack who used a longbow and a sword.
A Canadian who liberated an entire town by himself who wore an eyepatch and sneakers.
These three should have just teamed up and ended the war by themselves...
This would be a literal force to be reckoned with
They would liberate a country in one night
Add Tony Stien to the team and you got the ultiment Legion of Badasses.
And the bear soilder who was a literal bear
I wanna see a movie with an alternate timeline of those three with wojak the bear and audie Murphy
This has to be the most British soldier I’ve ever heard of.
Confucios1118 mad jack churchill is up there too
@@minikkhshaaan5746 imagine seeing hims and mad jack on the same battlefield as a German soldier, your staff Sargent has just been shot with a longbow, and now the guy that shot the Sargent is charging towards your lines and drawing a broadsword and suddenly some guy brandishing an umbrella wearing a bowler hat has just jumped onto a armoured car and poked the drivers eyes out.
Confucios1118 this dude is an absolute chad
One thing was missing tho... i think you know what it is
Tea
Would you like a cup of tea?
"I SAID GOOD DAY TO YOU, SIR!"
Yea
haha, That 70's Show is great!
@@grootsyt he got on rape charges
@@jesuslopez9223 and hiding behind scientology
*Proceeds to impale german soldier in the gut*
"I wear a bowler hat and carry an umbrella because I dont want to forget that Im british."
-Digby (A Bridge Too Far)
Turtle
Wouldn't want to be thought a German
Good movie
Wait he said bowler hat?
I was wondering if anybody else would know it. 😂 🙌
“Your tactics confuse and frighten me sir.”
Imagine going to war coming home and having to to tell your family that you’re eye got stabbed out by an unbrela
*Meanwhile, in Berlin discussing the situation in the Netherlands.*
“Our major was shot, our sergeant lost his hands, and our colonel blew up.”
“And Hans?”
“Oh he got poked in the eye by some Brit.”
“Wait, WHAT?”
😅😅😅
*cough* umbrella *cough*
Poked in the eye by a Brit with a umbrella, WHILE YOU WERE INSIDE OF AN ARMORED VEHICLE, AND THIS BRIT WAS NOT INSIDE OF THE ARMORED VEHICLE.
Lmfao 😂 good humor !
"Jodl there got his leg blown off by a landmine. Walt got his chest torn apart by an LMG. And Karl got strafed by an allied plane that spotted him."
"And Hans?"
"Oh, he got his eye poked out by some brit with an Umbrella."
“Oh, okay. WAIT WHA-“
They sent Hans to France. I won’t miss his coffee, that’s for sure.
Kaze -san Ma always did say never trust the coffee of a one eyed man.
I smacked my eye in the shower, I'd rather have been kicked in the nuts.
*Ack!*
*Commander:* Mein Gott!?...what happened Hanz!?
*Hanz:* An umbrella Suddenly Yank my eye Herr Commandant! I Swear
Digby: "Manners. Maketh. Man. Do you know what that means?"
Germans: ???
Perhaps I'll have to show you.
Then let me teach you a lesson, *slings bar mug at head*
He basically was a real life Kingsman
@@Pikepaw No kidding. Only thing he missed was a nice pocket watch. XD
@@BryonYoungblood and a pair of oxfords! Not brogues!
"don't worry about the bullets, I have an umbrella"! There speaks a man who is unafraid of death, and resigned to the idea that the odds of survival are small
tru
And he manages to survive anyway. If you want to live through war, you first have to accept you're already dead.
He sure kept his manners during war.
As they say, “Manners maketh man”
@@Breidablik06 Man of culture
Sir Anthony Hopkins got lip from an adviser for jumping around too much and taking cover playing a British officer for A bridge too far. I guess they were expected to have composure and manners at ALL times.
A real brit
Britesh
Imagine being a soldier in a tank and some dude pokes your eye with his umbrella
Imagine being the medic having to treat his eye
@@lonniebailey4989 the medic will laugh and let him bleed out
@@BubbaTheHillbilly That's the most evilest thing I think I ever heard of.
Lol
Imagine being a soldier in a tank and some dude pokes your eye with his umbrella
When, instead of allocating any skill points into "strength" or "dexterity" , you put them all into "being British".
"Don't worry about bullets . I got an umbrella " this guy is so awesome
Digby: "i"m the most British soldier of WW2!"
Mad Jack: "Finally, a worthy opponent!
Our manners shall be legendary!"
Ah yes tally ho now I’m off to the front!
Quite
69 nice
Edit : darn
Kung Fu Panda reference, nice...
Indeed
General: NOO YOU CAN’T GO UP TO A GERMAN TANK AND POKE HIM! THATS IMPOSSIBLE
Digby: haha umbrella go poke poke.
Cmon do something
I am laughing 😆
Yes
lol
I'm dying over here
Before the video even started I figured he had to be English. After watching it, I'm convinced he was the most English person to ever live.
Imagine, a young dude wearing a bowlar hat, waving his umbrella aggressively, surrounded by military troops coming straight towards you
Being honest that would scare me and will probably make me think how insane the british army is
Plot Twist: He's a member of The Kingsmen
Only SOME can get this joke
And i am one of them
And me
How about the first Kingsman?
Imagine still making plot twist joke in 2020
Soldier: "What's the password?"
Digby: "I don't remember, but I have this umbrella."
Soldier: "He's with us alright."
Lel
I just imagine him go in a allied outpost saying that
@@boom-wj1gt
I’m imaging him and his men being behind cover and him just sticking the umbrella out while he yells that
Sir its not alright its aight
“Don’t worry about the bullets. I’ve got an umbrella!”
Absolute Chad.
Real chad
Consider: a German veteran, living a quiet life when in 2008 hears Rihanna's song and has flashbacks...."Umbrella ella ella ehh ehh"
LOL this is sooooooo understated!!
😂😂
ßhisea!!!!!!!!
I love how the animator put bicycles in every scene to signify "Netherlands".
Lol
Agreed
I live in the netherlands
And yet there’s not one single red light street corner
I can confirm we are a cycling country
"oh my goodness pat, but what if it rains"
*Y E A H P A T W H A T I F*
Stupid pat!
_Didn’t thought of that did cha Pat?_
@Patrick Ryan you should be!
Time stamp: 7:30
@@polarbear3920 *thankyou mr helpful*
"How'd you get that eyepatch?"
"....I'd rather not say"
British soldier be like: “TEA AND CRUMPETS FOR THE SUCCESSFUL CHARGE LADS
Imagine being sent to a Field Hospital and when the nurse asks what happened to your eye you tell her some dude jumped onto your 223 and stabbed you with an umbrella through the vision port
Bruh that chame that guy would feal X,D
"they used bugle to communicate"
*modern problems requires ancient solutions*
😂😂😂
Hand signs are still used to communicate in tanks and armoured recce less risk of the ennemy intercepting comms and figuring out what you are up to.
Lol
We should bleed people with leeches to solve Covid? Is that what you are saying?!
"modern problems requires ancient solutions"
you mean the entire english doctrine
Imagine your on a safari and you ask your tour guide
“So what did you do before you got this job?”
“I fought in World War 2 with an umbrella and a bowler hat.”
If that Safari ever got boring because no animals showed up, his story would've got the tourists their money's worth for the tour.
Him: *points gun*
Also him: “good day sir would you like a cup of tea”
English wouldn’t say that
The Virgin Fallschrimjäger:
-need a helmet and a special weapon
-dropped from a plane probably
-has to do work for infantry
The Chad Digby:
-has a bowler hat and umbrella, no need for guns
-uses gliders like a chad
-aids the infantry to achieve their goals
The allies let loose alot of madlads
Fercho 1558 the Germans were too disciplined for madlads.
Paratrooper charges nazis with a bowler hat and an umbrella:
Britain 100
British 100
@@thisdangoriginaldude1471 tea time 100
Should have also bring a portrait of the king with him.
Fun fact: There is a character in the movie "A Bridge Too Far" inspired by this character.
Yup and in that the guy who is in charge of the radios is sitting there eating biscuits moning about he s not going to get the blame for the radios
Well, I'm glad to hear that his safaris were photo safaris. Apparently, he's kind to wildlife.
Because of his wild life.
"Don't worry about the bullets, I've got an umbrella"
Legend.
I wonder what the chaplain thought when he said that?
COOL!
Fortnite
Raining bullets.
Reminds me of Kingsman.
"Sir, that umbrella wont do you any good"
"Oh my God Pat, but what if it rains?"
That is one of the funniest things I can imagine in a war scenario.
The most British sentence of the year
"Don't worry 'bout the bullets, oi got an ombrella!"
Lmfao 😂 good humor !
Spiffing Brit. ancestor lmao
"Don't worry about the bullets, I've got an umbrella!"
Logically this doesn't make sense but I admire his ability to instill morale.
"fritz the guy with the bowler is advancing again!"
"Awwww crap, retreat, again"
Digby in a warzone: "Dont worry. I got an umbrella!"
Fellow officer: "That umbrella won't do you any good."
Digby: "But what if it rains?"
Lol raining bullets.
@@centauria9122 15min to late, here take my like
Enemy airstrike incoming!
In fortnite they had an umbrella last season
@@ConnorsCrapTV We don't talk about that here.
Mad Jack: “I’m the most badass British Soldier to ever live!”
This dude: “Hold my tea.”
I love how you say hold my tea instead of hold my beer
The battle of the British 🇬🇧😎
SPEEDWAGON
The ace without legs: What about me?!
Nah Jack was more badass
"Why did you run around with a Umbrella, Red Barret or Bowler Hat?"
"I could not remember the passwords."
Did you say his name was Digby?
I knew he was in WW2, that man is immortal!
A man is never fully dressed without a smile.
And his umbrella!
Kingsmen?
Or without his bow and his longsword
Jayanta Baishya yep. LOL
howard baxter is that from mad jack
@@gabrielestioco8735 yes.
Bro, when someone asked “Why the umbrella?” you know he said “Cuz it’s raining bullets out there!”
Nice mini joke,tell more.
Win
High chance of that actually happened.
Probably a Kingsman bulletproof umbrella! 😁
"Properly Presentable for the jerry's Lad, Gotta dress To Kill"
He learned from Henry stickmin : *The dumbest things will lead to a success*
Yesssssssss
2:23 oh my god that’s brutal man
6:50, too.
Poking a german in the eye with an Umbrella?
X-box Achiefment unlocked:
stick'm with the pointy end
Reminds me of the Red Orchestra II achievement you get for killing someone with binoculars lmao
They don't like it up 'em!
German achievement: "Ach En Liebe!"
John Wick: **feared by using a gun**
Digby: **feared by using a umbrella and a bowler hat**
john wick used a pencil
This guy used a fucking umbrella, beat that
TOOK OUT A TANK WITH A FUCKING UMBRELLA!! TOO GOD DAMN OP!
WITH A FOOKIN UMBRELLA
@@xirensixseo *Facking umbrella m8!
This man is the real luife equivalent of obi-wan kenobi
Untrue. Obi-wan was terrible at escaping captivity.
Besides, he does not have the High Ground. Oh and also, Obi-wan is Scottish
When you're using your create-a-character in a war game.
He chose the "random" mode
"Out of ammo... God save the King!"
Legendary
british -.-
The entire world: *worried about dying*
The British: *worried about the rain*
Nobody is more prepared for rain than the British.
I mean rain is a serious issue in their neck of the woods
Being British I can confirm that rain is worse than war......
My god Micheal, what if it rains
@@danielclifton6140 yes HOW MANY TIMES HAS IT RAINED YET OH 1000000000000000000000000000000 NOW
It’s reassuring to know that there are people among us that are capable to lead and be brave in the worst of scenarios.
“It takes a true gentleman to wear a bowler hat and have a umbrella in battle”
Ach du lieber.!!!!
Mad Jack: *I have Bagpipes, Broadsword and Bows with Motorcycle*
Digby: *I have Bowler Hat and Umbrella with Pistol*
Desmond Doss: *I have nothing but a Bible*
Leo Major: *I wear Sneakers and Eyepatch in WW2*
Poland: *We have a Bear*
History: *Finally they found their worthy opponents, their manners will be legendary*
Axis didnt stand a chance against the allied chads
It's lame, but nice try
I choose Desmond doss
Simo Häyha i've got this mosin without a scope.
I’mma go with my main man Léo
Paratrooper: Lands
guy with an umbrella: GOVERNOR
That i call colonization in style 😋
He uses his umbrella as a parachute
Ed Cooper wait ... furtnite
jk i dont like fortnite
@@void1n neither do I
*pours hot tea on the Jerries
....”dont worry about the bullets, I’ve got an umbrella!!” absolute legend
Umbrella: *steel*
This story is so far fetched, that you would think it was fictional at first, but then you remember the movie "Kingsman: The Secret Service"
Wazzup mustache man
I ate your moustache
Wazzup mustache man
I believe that he was a Kingsman
That's a great movie tho
"What if it rains chap?"
Unapologetically British
@Michael Terrell II Thank you, me lad. When there's lovely weather for the ducks, I'd love to have a cuppa under a large mounted umbrella
@Michael Terrell II When it comes to tea, I'd kindly recommend PG Tips and Taylors of Harrogate brands. They're smashing!
"What if it rains?" This guy is amazing I can't.
Top 10 Most Saddest Final Transmissions:
Number 1: Out of ammo, God Save the King.
Number 2: Poland is not yet lost! (September 28, 1939, broadcast from Poland when German troops entered Warsaw)
I like this guy, he is afraid of the real dangers of war: rain....
You must watch out for that rain old chap
Dont want ur gun to rust or itl lock up and wont shoot
He’s from California confirmed
Zoomie yeah if he was from England he pretty much lives in the stuff
i fear no man but that thing it scares me
This story has such a wholesome ending
m h yess
Yeah, the my.games sponsorship in the end was nice
@m h He's in a movie.
Hes despicted in "a bridge too far". 1977. Based on the entire operation. Even some veterans are in the movie. He's not the only "oddball" around and all the characthers in the movie is based on real people. War is full of people who are just pretty odd and oddly chill.
* remembers Kenyans recent history *
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He is also played as a character in "A Bridge Too Far". In which there is a brilliant scene where a young Anthony Hopkins acts as his CO :D
It can be found by searching for "A bridge too far - The german "surrender" "
I wasn’t expecting such a wholesome ending
Plot twist: he's a Kingsman agent.
Now you mentioned it
The bowler hat is actually an explosive, and the umbrella was a 12 gauge shotgun.
I see what you did there mate, thanks for mentioning that😁
@@unwillfullyignorant7805 you mean a Modified Springfield?
Free bird starts playing
"Don't worry about the bullets, I've got an umbrella!"
Such Madlad
Hé was a madlad before being one was cool
It's a bullet resistant umbrella tho.... 🤭😅
I love this man , I used to wear my great grandfather s bowlhat to celebrate Digbys courage ( not the umbrella ) I didnt want anybody to mistake me for an English man, but the hat and my own military jacket , because even women in their lives fight a battle. More courages in many ways , because we struggle to keep our family members alive and in my case that was an uphill battle he gave me inspiration .
It's amazing how he walked ran up to a german armoured vehicle, jabbed the driver in the eye with the tip of his umbrella without getting shot
Imagine being that soldier all safe in the tank and suddenly getting your eye poked out
"I'M SORRY WE DO NOT HAVE THE FACILITIES TO TAKE YOU ALL PRISONER!"
if you watched a bridge too far you'll get it
Britishness at it's greatest
haha
A-Brit-ge
Didnt watch it, get it anyways
oh
The soldier who takes on the enemy with a longbow and a bagpipe
*britishness intensifies*
The soldier who takes on the enemy with a bowler and an umbrella
*BRITISHNESS INTENSIFIES*
Scottishness
@@kaydgaming Britishness then
_Pokes the driver of a Sonderkraftfahrzeug 251 with an umbrella_
Very British indeed
Winston Churchill would be proud...
@@kaydgaming Britishness.
This one's an entirely new eye opener because I had seen a movie that was about operation market garden in which a British officer was running a bowler hat and a umbrella I believe the British officer you have mentioned was the one from the movie I had seen but overall it's incredible of an impact he had on his soldiers. May he forever rest in peace
Are you talking about “A bridge too far”?
This is super British. Like the most British thing I’ve ever heard. Makes me when to have some tea and crumpets.
Meanwhile in England coffee, Yorkshire beer and beans on toast is pretty much dominant in English society
“That’s got to be the best Brit I have ever seen”
“So it would seem”
*A pirates of the caribbean mashup of God Save the Queen plays*
*copyright music intesifies*
*Lawsuits intensify*
*Returning back to the ZOMBIU soundtrack ensues*
"Don't worry about the bullets, *i have a umbrella"*
Damn this man was an absolute unit
😂
CommunistDoge *Communist detected on American soil lethal force engraded*
Brian Holtzman balls
Today In Arnhem Raining Bullet
"Don't worry about the bullets, I've got an umbrella!"
Best words in history every said
This guy is truly amazing and even inspiring. The wholesome safari ending really tied it all up with a bow.
Colonial troops: Nothing is more British than wearing red and singing 'Rule Britannia'
Paratrooper in Arnhem: Sure Governor...
sure.
"Governor"
Probably something like "alrite m8"
2:22
This animation was very smooth, the way he stabs him with the umbrella and then shoots him just looks amazing. It honestly feels like something out of an action film
God I wish I was born early enough to meet this man. Can you imagine the stories?
Thunderous Legend
Officers: "Sir, we're completely surrounded. We should surrender, we can't take the bridge"
Digby: "Hold my gun"
(Grabs Umbrella)
"dont worry about the bullets I have an umbrella" might be the best words of sarcasm I've ever heard
your animation has improved a lot over the years it looks really good I hope you keep continue in making these great animations
The end of this story made me cry. Thank you
Nazi1:”Hey is that a British soldier?”
Nazi2:”I dunno its hard to tell...”
Nazi3:”OF COURSE HE’S BRITISH HE’S GOT A BOWLER HAT AND A UMBRELLA!”
At least the driver kept an eye out for him...
I’ll show myself out.
@@badpop987 Ha I see what did there. 👍👍👍
@@badpop987 hehhahha
“I wonder if he has any tea on him?”
Nazi4: "But why would a british soldier bring a bowler hat and umbrella for an invasion?"
nazi3: "Good point, must be an italian soldier on leave from the front".
German armored car driver: *vibing*
Some Brit with an pointy umbrella: I’m bouta end this mans whole career
What you egg?
He stabs him.
British Soldier: SIR WATCH OUT GERMAN ARMOURED CAR INCOMING!
Digby: A moment lads I'll disable the driver
British Soldier: *Pikachu shocked face*
Puppeteer Master digby: *eye boop*
Umm I think it would be more I think I may end the mans whole career
Oh my goodness Pat, but what if it rains?
No no he's got a point
This officer knows no bounds and even poked an enemy tank driver in the eye with an umbrella.
Imagine fighting for the Germans with MP40s, STG44s, and alike advanced sub machine guns, just to get poked by an umbrella and die.
Imagine it doing a...
NUTSTAB
INSTANT DEATH
Isn't that a normal occurrence in cod these days
wouldve died instantly be4 he can poke an umbrella on me
@@bigboiii5988 CoD sounds more realistic than they say
"Which of you is Digby."
"The man with the umbrella, bowler hat and the torn trousers exposing his carcass."
"We want your general, not your comedian."
"Enough Humour, Tommy's!"
We said your Officer!...Not Tommy Chaplain!
that actually might work confusing the enemy it be hilarious if it actually work
Driver of the tank: hey what’s that poking thing on the hole-
> MY EYE
i love this channel...always getting incredible war characters
For someone who just watched A Bridge Too Far, this is too ironic
Amazing movie
@@battleship217 It is. Great acting and when it finished all you say is, "Wait that's it?"
@@battleship217 Truly
First thing that came to mind when I saw the video. One of my all time favorite movies, But Kelly's Heroes is my #1.
Well a bridge too far is actually almost exactly what happened during the battle
"dont worry about the bullets, i have a umbrella!"
he went from crazy to legendary really quick
i see the kingsman references, but i'm sitting here like 'so THIS is where digby got his username?'
I love your channel keep up the great stuff
Looks like simple history bumped up the animation budget jesus christ
The animation is so good that I got a goosebump in my goosebump
The animation has been getting slowly better since the start and then they came out and smacked us in the face with this smooth masterpiece.
Yea they are doing a good job
1:30 minutes of retarded ads, you would hope so.
See the parallax and blurring mmm nice
Imagine being the guy getting clapped by a umbrella
Doctor = "Ok Otto, it seems that you've lost an eye, is it shrapnel or something?"
Driver = "No Doctor, someone poke me with an umberella, a fucking umbrella! How am i going to explain to my mother i lost and eye because of a madlad with an umbrella?"
Doctor = "By a wha...? Otto, i think you had too much beer this morning."
_imagine that but in German_
Arzt: "Okay, es scheint, als hätten Sie ein Auge verloren, ist es scharf oder so?"
Fahrer: "Kein Arzt, jemand stieß mich mit einem Regenschirm, einem verdammten Regenschirm! Wie soll ich meiner Mutter erklären, dass ich wegen eines verrückten Mannes mit Regenschirm das Auge verloren habe?"
Arzt: "Durch was? Otto, ich glaube, du hattest heute morgen zu viel Bier."