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  • @napolean2160
    @napolean2160 11 місяців тому +1622

    Schlatt gives them a traditional New York hello. Also known as a mugging

    • @MFnDahk
      @MFnDahk 10 місяців тому +46

      Is the goodbye where he pushes them infront of a subway?

    • @roshasensi2220
      @roshasensi2220 10 місяців тому +8

      @@MFnDahk jesus christ

    • @smollphotographer7699
      @smollphotographer7699 10 місяців тому +16

      ​@@roshasensi2220he will indeed see Jesus christ when being pushed infont of a subway

    • @ByDav1Zz
      @ByDav1Zz 10 місяців тому

      HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHSHAGAHWHS TOP COMMENT PLS

    • @wilhelm7450
      @wilhelm7450 10 місяців тому

      Most friendly New Yorker

  • @theepicgamersquad2211
    @theepicgamersquad2211 10 місяців тому +7739

    just the "WHAT THE FUCK" at the end had me rollin lmao.

  • @mrmatrix1225
    @mrmatrix1225 8 місяців тому +7574

    "Eray? Stingray?"
    "Yeah"
    "Mmm..."
    That was personal 😂

    • @gilbertwilson9093
      @gilbertwilson9093 3 місяці тому +21

      It's because it wasn't a c8 😂

    • @Pisekak
      @Pisekak 3 місяці тому

      @@gilbertwilson9093it was

    • @JudahPK
      @JudahPK 3 місяці тому +4

      @@gilbertwilson9093she made a video w her blue c8 stingray

    • @gilbertwilson9093
      @gilbertwilson9093 3 місяці тому +16

      ​@Judah-zr2jn There's a big difference between a corvette stingray and a corvette c8 stingray. When she said "corvette stingray" I thought she was talking about the non c8 version, and obviously schlotch did as well.

    • @Chaplain_Asmodai
      @Chaplain_Asmodai 3 місяці тому +2

      ​@@gilbertwilson9093I don't think schlatt can fit in either of them anyway

  • @avery6371
    @avery6371 6 місяців тому +1612

    Schnort's killer instincts returning after so long since '99.

    • @masonhidari
      @masonhidari 2 місяці тому +3

      what is this about 99 . i have only seen shorts of shlong

    • @zeekaa12
      @zeekaa12 2 місяці тому +7

      @@masonhidariit’s a common joke among jshlatt fans. “He had done something horrible in 1999”. He was born in 1999. Also, mispronouncing his nickname

    • @masonhidari
      @masonhidari 2 місяці тому

      @@zeekaa12 thank you , i found out about the name and it was pretty funny hense me mispelling the name but the 99 was the mystery

    • @maclendy
      @maclendy Місяць тому

      too soon yo

    • @Erikzors
      @Erikzors Місяць тому +1

      Your assume that ever stopped, he only grew more careful and smarter with age. What happened in 99 is only the last thing we know about... I've said to much... I was never here.

  • @theita231
    @theita231 11 місяців тому +2764

    Oh boy that’s my favorite thing to get at Walgreens too!

    • @Urbansprint5100
      @Urbansprint5100 11 місяців тому +23

      I personally prefer the handgrenades at walgreens.

    • @deviantsid18
      @deviantsid18 11 місяців тому +14

      Nah guys are missing out if you don’t get the rpg from cvs

    • @Urbansprint5100
      @Urbansprint5100 11 місяців тому +3

      @@deviantsid18 I've got a CVS across from my walgreens, it's the next stop after trust me. But I prefer the lunge mines over the RPG. They're a bit more affordable.

    • @srjsamsam
      @srjsamsam 11 місяців тому

      To get robbed?

    • @LordSlumped
      @LordSlumped 11 місяців тому +1

      You can probably get in at a Walgreens in Texas for sure

  • @ChopperPlayed
    @ChopperPlayed 10 місяців тому +5038

    “Wallet. Wallet.”
    -Shlatt 2023

  • @happyvibez1265
    @happyvibez1265 7 місяців тому +149

    It said “find smiles” it didn’t specify WHO’S smile 😂😂

  • @ministryofwrongthink6962
    @ministryofwrongthink6962 Місяць тому +454

    Everyone’s gangster until the Alec Baldwin effect happens

    • @Tyler47167yo
      @Tyler47167yo Місяць тому +23

      This is Texas, they probably don't need a 4 man crew to not use live ammo.

    • @dommyboysmith
      @dommyboysmith Місяць тому +23

      Eh, It's just an airsoft. Although that could probably take out Emiru 🤣

    • @n3v3rforgott3n9
      @n3v3rforgott3n9 Місяць тому +4

      @@Tyler47167yo Frankly I don't give a fuck if someone told me it was safe I would still check especially if I'm aiming it at someone on a movie set. Also how do they not have a prop gun which fires uniquely shaped blanks which can't fit or fire normal ammo...

    • @uncannyvalley3190
      @uncannyvalley3190 19 днів тому +7

      @@n3v3rforgott3n9 it’s likely airsoft. JSchlatt has an airsoft gun that he uses for skits all the time. I highly doubt he decided the bring his real carry gun for this one.

    • @n3v3rforgott3n9
      @n3v3rforgott3n9 19 днів тому

      @uncannyvalley3190 I would assume so as well. I was talking more about the movie incident.

  • @commonsensesomethingthatmo6830
    @commonsensesomethingthatmo6830 10 місяців тому +3318

    The shear calmness in the word “wallet” from Schlatt was scary.

    • @miles3962
      @miles3962 9 місяців тому

      Psychopaths are sometimes smart enough to make a good living and are known to be charismatic people with great manipulation skills. They lack empathy, but can easily fake it.

    • @codekid2413
      @codekid2413 9 місяців тому +69

      well its not "schlatt's" first time doing this. never forget about 1999

    • @Duckemp
      @Duckemp 9 місяців тому +1

      Stealing from people but I pretend I'm a beginner

    • @Pekka200
      @Pekka200 9 місяців тому +2

      At least he doesn't have baked beans

    • @handletemplate
      @handletemplate 9 місяців тому +2

      "I need you to stay still."

  • @ajaxtheunderkin2545
    @ajaxtheunderkin2545 11 місяців тому +6308

    The New Yorker came out real quick

    • @colinstate
      @colinstate 11 місяців тому +21

      @@felixfungle-bung4688he owns a urinal with a bidet attached. He needs it because he can’t live correctly after the incident

    • @jeanclaudethedarklord6205
      @jeanclaudethedarklord6205 11 місяців тому +3

      @@colinstate I thought it was because of certain chemicals it releases to "freshen" up the air after cleaning

    • @Psyrus88
      @Psyrus88 11 місяців тому +4

      Nah, if he wants to be authentic he'd just start pissing in the living room.

  • @lhr9scout10
    @lhr9scout10 Місяць тому +46

    “Schlatt” did not bring you a gift, you brought a gift for “Schlatt”

  • @FuseiRogu
    @FuseiRogu 6 місяців тому +35

    Its the fact he loads it that gets me

    • @XeroNobody
      @XeroNobody 15 днів тому +1

      It really isn't loaded. He didnt chamber a round.

    • @ethanfunk6214
      @ethanfunk6214 13 днів тому +1

      ​@@XeroNobodyloaded and round chambered are two different things.

    • @bal7530
      @bal7530 12 днів тому

      @@ethanfunk6214 okay Mr. Sniper Man

    • @ethanfunk6214
      @ethanfunk6214 12 днів тому

      @@bal7530 You're god damn right, I'm watching you through my scope destroying those Cheetos while you type UA-cam comments. Damn, you should really clean up that room, bet you don't have guests eh.

  • @xzavierwhite7703
    @xzavierwhite7703 11 місяців тому +9238

    He is getting to the point where he can just straight up rob someone and nobody would bat an eye.

    • @fomoran
      @fomoran 11 місяців тому +27

      Oh i hses to askifni could see items from friends and casually put them in my bag or pocket when they asked fornthem back id look puzzled at them and say
      "who's pocket is it in?
      Why would i have your stuff in my pocket...
      That sounds wrong...
      Its *MY* stuff if it's in *MY* pocket!
      Sometimes theyd trybto reclaim their property by pockpocketing or sneakin it out of my bag/pocket.
      The best part was i was fully ready to hand it to them it they asked to have a look at my property
      And o would have accepted it was no longer mine as it was now in their possession...
      Crazy days, acting crazy for yucks

    • @stankygreg
      @stankygreg 10 місяців тому +163

      @@fomoranwhat is blud yappin about

    • @S3nyai
      @S3nyai 10 місяців тому +32

      @@stankygregidk 💀

    • @fried_fries
      @fried_fries 10 місяців тому +36

      @@stankygregmy guy is having a stroke

    • @StrangeNative69
      @StrangeNative69 10 місяців тому +10

      ​@@fried_friesthought I was at first

  • @josh_jitsu4962
    @josh_jitsu4962 11 місяців тому +3427

    Most polite New York Yankees fan

    • @whynot5783
      @whynot5783 11 місяців тому +2

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @zeist3608
      @zeist3608 11 місяців тому

      😂😂😂

    • @deanharstad5404
      @deanharstad5404 10 місяців тому

      Dodgers fans are much worse

    • @mcfarofinha134
      @mcfarofinha134 10 місяців тому +1

      i love the mets let's go mets, i love the met's

    • @hillbillywizard497
      @hillbillywizard497 4 місяці тому

      ​@@mcfarofinha134
      There is a guy on my dorm floor who is a Mets fan and we have a running joke of saying "fuck the Mets" when we see him. It became muscle memory almost. So you have no idea how hard it was not to fall into that inside joke.

  • @savstacksbread
    @savstacksbread 9 місяців тому +29

    them ‘23 stingrays are a beauty . especially the all blue with blue interior 😭👌🏽

    • @InsomniaReal
      @InsomniaReal 4 місяці тому

      @@robertkrout3916 nah that grill is a tragedy worse than the bmw nostrils

    • @_ph4nt0mzz_47
      @_ph4nt0mzz_47 3 місяці тому +2

      Base corvettes are ass. The fitment looks HORRENDOUS. It looks like it's a kit car (think vaydor g35). If I had to choose between these 2, I'd rather have something comfortable and luxury than a base corvette. The only corvette I'd take is the Z06. The fpc V8s sounds heavenly, the handling is nuts, and the factory wheels actually look normal, and fill out the arches a lot better

    • @patsol8013
      @patsol8013 2 місяці тому

      @@_ph4nt0mzz_47💀 dude said “fitment” oh my god you’re 14 and think low Japanese cars that can’t break a 4.0 0-60 are cool 😂

    • @_ph4nt0mzz_47
      @_ph4nt0mzz_47 2 місяці тому

      @@patsol8013 I have functional eyes and I'm 19. So no and no. 0-2 with the assumptions. Wanna try again lil bro?
      I'm more of a track/canyons guy, so miss me with that no skill, straight line, one pedal racing. And I like EUDM and JDM over USDM. Coincidence? No because usdm is the only market that apparently DOESN'T KNOW CORNERS EXIST. And fy-fkn-i when I say fitment, I mean track fitment. Yes it's a thing. No, I don't expect a "*hurr durr 0-60* 🤡" to know what that even is...
      Now if you want me to re-iterate again, I will. Base corvette, slow obnoxious loud and pretty much has no purpose. Base alloys look like bootleg wheels off an android game. Z06 is nice loud, fast, and worth it's price.

    • @patsol8013
      @patsol8013 2 місяці тому

      @@_ph4nt0mzz_47 lmfao 19 😂 you’re a child, you can’t afford a car or any decent track, you better go back to your civic riding on 1 inch of the tires in your suburb Timothy. Anyway didn’t read anything else since you’re a literal toddler chewing on crayons still.

  • @RamnaViaz
    @RamnaViaz 4 місяці тому +14

    She was more outraged at the diss towards her car than at the gun.

  • @BristleconeForest
    @BristleconeForest 10 місяців тому +6793

    Alt title:
    Jschlatt has a fucking gun

  • @drummerboii2878
    @drummerboii2878 10 місяців тому +22966

    Guy just straight up robbed them and continued to have a chill conversation

    • @mariannetaylor2356
      @mariannetaylor2356 10 місяців тому +31

      310 likes no comment i think I’ll change that

    • @mariannetaylor2356
      @mariannetaylor2356 10 місяців тому +27

      310 likes no comment i think I’ll change that

    • @LandrixM
      @LandrixM 10 місяців тому +106

      @@mariannetaylor2356bro used shadow clone jutsu

    • @teeess1909
      @teeess1909 10 місяців тому +3

      G80 all the way

    • @morbiusdvd
      @morbiusdvd 10 місяців тому +19

      @@mariannetaylor2356the bot has dementia

  • @tatsuyashiba6931
    @tatsuyashiba6931 9 місяців тому +10

    It was indeed foreshadowing to 99'

  • @SadderBoii
    @SadderBoii 5 місяців тому +9

    Emi having a blue interior corvette is more outta place than Schlatt robbing the homies at gun point and then posting the video of him doing so.

  • @satanm8c40
    @satanm8c40 11 місяців тому +25177

    She got more angry about her car being bad than it being stolen

    • @chrishong2791
      @chrishong2791 11 місяців тому +402

      That's how you know she's a car person

    • @lejus4008
      @lejus4008 11 місяців тому +94

      Or she knows it's bad so she doesn't care for it to be stolen

    • @brodyca1898
      @brodyca1898 11 місяців тому +82

      @@lejus4008objectively what’s bad about it😭😭

    • @yodawg517
      @yodawg517 11 місяців тому +12

      Women ☕️

    • @TheMsr47gaming
      @TheMsr47gaming 11 місяців тому

      ​@brodyca1898 Electronics are shit

  • @ArtwellI
    @ArtwellI 11 місяців тому +2073

    Damn Jschlatt really took out a 100% off coupon and thought we wouldn't notice

    • @casematecardinal
      @casematecardinal 10 місяців тому +9

      the five finger discount +

    • @deanharstad5404
      @deanharstad5404 10 місяців тому +9

      @@casematecardinal the nine mil. discount.

    • @Kaiwala
      @Kaiwala 10 місяців тому +1

      paper trades?????

    • @Kaiwala
      @Kaiwala 10 місяців тому +1

      Paper Traders what the hell are you doing here

    • @ArtwellI
      @ArtwellI 10 місяців тому +1

      @@Kaiwala 👁👁

  • @hkxche
    @hkxche 2 місяці тому +9

    “Shatt” brings a “preschent” to repeat his 1999 acts of violence once again.

  • @Ch33systick5
    @Ch33systick5 4 місяці тому +9

    This really put a smile on my face. Thank you Schlatt😄

  • @VFtOG
    @VFtOG 11 місяців тому +24229

    Jshlatt is the only man who could pull a gun on someone and make them feel comfortable and uncomfortable at the same time 😭😂

    • @TheFatVeganOne
      @TheFatVeganOne 11 місяців тому +1

      @@zedrickgo4519it’s still dumb as fuck; even if it’s an airsoft pistol that had a bb in the chamber and was accidentally fired; they could get blinded.
      There’s a reason why people who respect firearms of any kind always say don’t point a gun at anyone you don’t intend to cause harm to!
      Because accidents can and do happen!

    • @efrenblanco7707
      @efrenblanco7707 11 місяців тому +218

      ​​@@zedrickgo4519 don't think bro knows what a joke is

    • @mauricioraigosaclavijo8833
      @mauricioraigosaclavijo8833 11 місяців тому +49

      ​@@zedrickgo4519 you are having a really hard time finding the joke, eh?

    • @NotActuallyDead
      @NotActuallyDead 11 місяців тому +19

      "Schlatt"

    • @LOWRES_BirbBirbBirb
      @LOWRES_BirbBirbBirb 11 місяців тому +13

      ​@@zedrickgo4519r/wooosh

  • @Kalimarki
    @Kalimarki 9 місяців тому +3883

    So calm, it's almost as if he's done it before....

    • @cartercravillion
      @cartercravillion 6 місяців тому +131

      Numerous times in 1999

    • @Live.and.die333
      @Live.and.die333 2 місяці тому +16

      Never forget

    • @christopherthompson5400
      @christopherthompson5400 2 місяці тому +11

      He moves like a machine. A neural net processing car-jacking ti86. Whens thr last time youve seen shat bleed? Good question its impossible for him because robots cant bleed blood. Plus his titanium skin would probably never tear anyways. He knows where you are and he will find you.

    • @wolfindragonsclothing
      @wolfindragonsclothing 2 місяці тому +3

      How do you think the queen of England died
      😂 jk jk
      but that's just their humor with Schlat.i feel like is anyone was seriously threaten by Schlat content personalities their would be expose videos already.

    • @ZerfDoesEverything
      @ZerfDoesEverything 2 місяці тому +3

      ​@@wolfindragonsclothingI'm telling you man he predicted it almost as he knew when it was going to happen but didn't wanted to tell the exact date so no one suspects him

  • @twitch_tv_pat
    @twitch_tv_pat Місяць тому +8

    watching this , i miss schaltt i can't belive hes gone.

  • @hehehehaw-fd9xf
    @hehehehaw-fd9xf 5 місяців тому +8

    How has this man not been arrested yet

  • @A2Ztigers
    @A2Ztigers 11 місяців тому +6827

    Emi handing over the keys like "2023 corvette with the blue interior" has such a Paul Allen's business card vibe to it

    • @Hanz_em
      @Hanz_em 11 місяців тому +52

      Him: Eray???

    • @grqfes
      @grqfes 11 місяців тому +88

      Anyone who has a Corvette is like that

    • @bmo14lax
      @bmo14lax 11 місяців тому +6

      No it doesn't....lol

    • @Trainors22
      @Trainors22 11 місяців тому +40

      nah it doesn't. Paul Allen handed his card over like everyone else. It's just Bateman is on a psychotic break and it just pisses him off more than it ever should.

    • @delfintine1285
      @delfintine1285 11 місяців тому

      dude id love a blue interior

  • @JJ-Smilez
    @JJ-Smilez 11 місяців тому +15132

    Schlatt is the only guy who can mug people on a stream and get away with it

    • @Error_451
      @Error_451 10 місяців тому +204

      Really reminds me of the 1999 ""Incident""

    • @smug8135
      @smug8135 10 місяців тому

      The police have given up against a “man” with the ability to pull glocks out of his ass fully loaded, he is undetainable

    • @GlobalBricks1
      @GlobalBricks1 10 місяців тому +20

      ​@@Error_451it does!!

    • @avixs1543
      @avixs1543 10 місяців тому +18

      @@Error_451 soo true

    • @FiksIIanzO
      @FiksIIanzO 10 місяців тому +27

      @@Error_451 No it doesn't, this is so much more mild and bloodless wtf

  • @yankeedude252
    @yankeedude252 5 місяців тому +6

    That Genesis is a sexy car, to be fair.
    Luxury cars over sport cars.

  • @nathandavidpearson
    @nathandavidpearson 6 місяців тому +4

    True gun safety. Even though its a bit, he loads a empty clip, and never points the gun at anyone.
    Schlatts a legend.

  • @theend130
    @theend130 11 місяців тому +2346

    a true new york gift

  • @RyansBeans
    @RyansBeans 11 місяців тому +116105

    Emi’s “WHAT THE FUCK” because she paid way too much for it 🤣

    • @HashNtheBox
      @HashNtheBox 11 місяців тому +1432

      They are both terrible cars thou so Schlatt got nothing.

    • @xcx6629
      @xcx6629 11 місяців тому +249

      @@HashNtheBox ok

    • @donDanDeNiro
      @donDanDeNiro 11 місяців тому +151

      ​@@xcx6629they are terrible

    • @dylanshaw675
      @dylanshaw675 11 місяців тому +912

      @@donDanDeNirou prob only like supras and r34 gtrs

    • @scott8934
      @scott8934 11 місяців тому +468

      @@dylanshaw675truuuue dude probably wants to pay 50k for a car that needs to be shipped overseas and completely rebuilt

  • @RobiePAX
    @RobiePAX 4 місяці тому +3

    Pointing gun at people is usually a no no. Regardless real or fake. Fucked up joke.

    • @JackAndP
      @JackAndP 4 місяці тому

      He showing tremendous trigger discipline by not having his finger anywhere near the trigger.

    • @itsuki2877
      @itsuki2877 4 місяці тому

      @@JackAndPtrue, but still it’s like saying, ‘oh boys you can continue to fight and play with samurai swords! You guys only are cutting below the neck!’ Like yeah he’s being safe but it doesn’t mean it’s not ridiculous and a naturally unsafe thing to do

    • @JackAndP
      @JackAndP 4 місяці тому

      @@itsuki2877 Not nearly the same since the gun is fake.

  • @BigidiBoom
    @BigidiBoom 2 місяці тому +3

    these ppl.. DOES NOTHING FOR SOCIETY, gets way to much money.. what a fcked up world

    • @Francdacake
      @Francdacake 2 місяці тому

      Yeah cuz you do so much

  • @Vrtul-
    @Vrtul- 11 місяців тому +37615

    Man pointed the gun at the ground for tec, but straight to the chest for Emi lmfao

  • @scarymonsters9130
    @scarymonsters9130 11 місяців тому +531

    Schlatt is the kinda guy to pull a gun at the function

    • @getoffmygrass4857
      @getoffmygrass4857 11 місяців тому +17

      and people keep inviting him because he's the life of the party.

    • @yo_mom_a_hoe
      @yo_mom_a_hoe 11 місяців тому

      @@getoffmygrass4857pulling a gun kills the party and ruins everyones mood. this man would not get invited again unless its at a crackheads house

  • @themuffinlord6442
    @themuffinlord6442 6 місяців тому +3

    emiru dring a corvette isnt what i expected xd

  • @alice-dl6mf
    @alice-dl6mf 8 місяців тому +2

    Gets car stolen. Is more upset the thief doesn’t like it

  • @aShadowWizard69
    @aShadowWizard69 11 місяців тому +17463

    I love schlatt just randomly pulling out air soft guns at everything he is invited to

    • @user-te7rf8ik7z
      @user-te7rf8ik7z 11 місяців тому +149

      where is the red tip though?

    • @SwarmerGaming
      @SwarmerGaming 11 місяців тому +862

      ​@@user-te7rf8ik7zorange* and he lives in Texas. It's only required when selling or transporting them. Most airsoft shops down here sell removable tips for when you bring them to the range/ranch so you don't get in trouble when bringing your own instead of renting

    • @alejandropuig9757
      @alejandropuig9757 11 місяців тому +196

      Yeah......airsoft

    • @mechanicalmoses9387
      @mechanicalmoses9387 11 місяців тому +44

      And then proceeds to cause as much chaos as possible

    • @fish6027
      @fish6027 11 місяців тому +25

      The inside of the clip is yellow 😐

  • @Joes.Apprentice
    @Joes.Apprentice 10 місяців тому +1866

    uncancellable schlatt 💀💀

    • @ludvig3242
      @ludvig3242 7 місяців тому +18

      What is there to even cancel?

    • @datbootlegger
      @datbootlegger 6 місяців тому +40

      He's uncancellable because his dark humour isn't dependent on punching down

    • @Magicjacken
      @Magicjacken 6 місяців тому +10

      They tried that
      It did not work

    • @kristofen5741
      @kristofen5741 5 місяців тому +8

      @@ludvig3242 I mean, realistically any dark humor artist can be cancelled. Schlatt makes a lot of 9/11 jokes, drunk driving jokes, and other shit sensitive ass babies could pull on him.
      But as long as their fanbase keeps them relative then it'll never work. The Paul Brother's are prime proof of that.
      Get it, Prime?

    • @GortTheCapybara320
      @GortTheCapybara320 5 місяців тому +7

      The only way to counter cancelling is literally just not giving a single shit, if you ignore them long enough they just go back to canceling people that will give them precious attention 😂

  • @saladmashups1310
    @saladmashups1310 9 місяців тому +3

    That was some Terminator shit right there, pulling a gun out of a seemingly innocent package

  • @oliwiernowosielski7690
    @oliwiernowosielski7690 9 місяців тому +3

    Schlatt legit said " they don't know this trick that I know... I got a gun"

  • @kylethewolf
    @kylethewolf 10 місяців тому +10175

    Shlatt is actually clinically insane

    • @callmebanona
      @callmebanona 10 місяців тому +264

      Judging by the crimes of 1999, yes he totally is

    • @lincolntommila3006
      @lincolntommila3006 10 місяців тому +55

      @@callmebanona I think you mean the crimes of 2001

    • @callmebanona
      @callmebanona 10 місяців тому +67

      @@lincolntommila3006 idk how many times "skhlat" has committed crimes throughout our timeline

    • @lincolntommila3006
      @lincolntommila3006 10 місяців тому +7

      @@callmebanona lol

    • @joegaming8101
      @joegaming8101 10 місяців тому +9

      ​@@callmebanonahe has commited them all

  • @calebwiggins3042
    @calebwiggins3042 11 місяців тому +286

    That man is a true friend 😂

  • @davidgatten1033
    @davidgatten1033 6 місяців тому +3

    God I hate it when idiots point guns at people. Loaded or not, fake or not, it's just dumb

    • @macdonald581
      @macdonald581 5 місяців тому

      you wouldn’t call him an idiot if you knew what he did in ‘99

    • @davidgatten1033
      @davidgatten1033 5 місяців тому

      @@macdonald581what did he do in 99? accidentally shoot someone?

  • @frosty1354
    @frosty1354 12 годин тому

    Hes getting a follow ngl

  • @hwrdwhtn
    @hwrdwhtn 10 місяців тому +281

    PROOF THAT SHLATT IS TIME TO SMILE

  • @wheeze2429
    @wheeze2429 10 місяців тому +807

    Imagine if emmie pulled out her own gun while "looking for her keys"

    • @luiscontreras769
      @luiscontreras769 3 місяці тому +2

      Schlatt’s killer instincts would activate and we’d see a little ‘99 action

    • @Down-in-TheDumps
      @Down-in-TheDumps 3 місяці тому

      J woulda gotten trigger happy

  • @Mark-gt9yv
    @Mark-gt9yv 13 годин тому

    Cooool playing with guns, your so dope. Can you take my V card?

  • @Walczyk
    @Walczyk 22 години тому

    what a horrible person

  • @VintheBandit
    @VintheBandit 11 місяців тому +269

    Shlatt genuinely terrifies me💀

    • @BTqwerty187
      @BTqwerty187 11 місяців тому +3

      i'll go toe to toe with him. he wants to bring an airsoft gun? no problem. i will take him

    • @nugget6820
      @nugget6820 11 місяців тому +52

      ​@@BTqwerty187
      K, tuff guy.

    • @rocksnrolls
      @rocksnrolls 11 місяців тому +41

      ​@@BTqwerty187oooh we got a badass over here, guys! Got us all shakin in our boots!

    • @VintheBandit
      @VintheBandit 11 місяців тому +24

      @@BTqwerty187 💀💀 woah buddy no one was threatening your manhood, calm down 😂

    • @saladgreens912
      @saladgreens912 11 місяців тому +19

      ⁠​⁠​⁠@@BTqwerty187Take him? Schlatts straight bro.

  • @georgebaynard4096
    @georgebaynard4096 11 місяців тому +699

    Schlatt showing how he’s a true New Yorker in one clip

    • @cone6028
      @cone6028 10 місяців тому +2

      FR

    • @SuperJDBlank
      @SuperJDBlank 10 місяців тому +23

      It’s called a MAGAZINE

    • @Wolfarrow
      @Wolfarrow 10 місяців тому +8

      @@SuperJDBlank bro i was right about to make the same comment as a joke lol

    • @Aggressiphyst
      @Aggressiphyst 10 місяців тому +4

      ​@@SuperJDBlankb-lined from the comments into this subthread, just for this joke.
      😆😆😄😄😁😁🤘🤘

    • @mayuko7042
      @mayuko7042 10 місяців тому

      ​@@SuperJDBlankLMAO

  • @Killerbrew
    @Killerbrew День тому

    whats scary is I can actually see this happening one day on stream some day. Someone ready to blow, just acting calm and collective, and then.....

  • @aaronhillaker7036
    @aaronhillaker7036 День тому

    I get the feeling some people here don't realize that's not a real gun.

  • @lotanowo
    @lotanowo 10 місяців тому +8452

    This is why we love Schlatt, the guy will openly flash a pistol on a podcast as part of his persona and not get banned.

    • @Autonomous15
      @Autonomous15 10 місяців тому +41

      Double standards

    • @Mr.Bagscum
      @Mr.Bagscum 10 місяців тому +251

      ​@@Autonomous15of what??😂😂 if a girl did this with this demeanor and attitude itd be hilarious too

    • @ZeranZeran
      @ZeranZeran 10 місяців тому +18

      and this is why twitch needs to go

    • @basic6735
      @basic6735 10 місяців тому +84

      @@Autonomous15 There aren’t double standards here, he didnt get in trouble, no one did

    • @Sparks263
      @Sparks263 10 місяців тому +44

      Pretty sure that wasn’t real, and if it was that could be felony aggravated assault

  • @yonsen3368
    @yonsen3368 11 місяців тому +218

    The box was not lying, it did bring a smile inside.

  • @IniakE
    @IniakE День тому +1

    “WHAT THE FU-“

  • @gnarlyharley_7333
    @gnarlyharley_7333 День тому

    That Genesis is better low-key

  • @aboxthatdrools
    @aboxthatdrools 11 місяців тому +845

    This does put a smile on my face.

  • @CBSpaceZ
    @CBSpaceZ 11 місяців тому +212

    Man said run them pockets🏃‍♂️🔫

  • @gnarlyharley_7333
    @gnarlyharley_7333 День тому

    Why is anyone but schlat famous here

  • @hellmalm
    @hellmalm День тому

    Yes, all American stores sells guns, as a European this is what I expect! Also getting mugged by your “friends” that a wonderful society, this is why when we’re threaten by the Russians we always tell them we will call our American friends and for “some strange reason” it always works! 😂

  • @mystics1ay3r17
    @mystics1ay3r17 11 місяців тому +206

    “I’ll tell you what you get. You get what you fucking deserve”

  • @grimmskid8060
    @grimmskid8060 11 місяців тому +198

    As a Texas Walgreens employee I can verify the photo department does in fact provide the mighty Glock 😂

    • @codyschwarz5155
      @codyschwarz5155 11 місяців тому +6

      It’s a sig clone but alright

    • @leosimoneau6
      @leosimoneau6 11 місяців тому +4

      There's literally a hammer and safety you🤡that ain't no glock

    • @joshr3501
      @joshr3501 11 місяців тому +4

      @@codyschwarz5155all 9mm firearms are glocks, didn’t you know? 😂 just like all 45s are 1911s

    • @mullittmustang256
      @mullittmustang256 11 місяців тому +1

      @@joshr3501very single .45 is a 1911 it’s written in the constitution 🇺🇸 Merica

    • @Blimbus-Blombo
      @Blimbus-Blombo 10 місяців тому

      ​@@joshr3501 just like all sodas are coke!

  • @trax72
    @trax72 2 дні тому

    I don't see the appeal of a supercar beyond just driving one once for the experience.

  • @the5thcourier833
    @the5thcourier833 2 дні тому

    Oh man I haven’t seen schlatts gun in years. Just like the good ol days

  • @saladpoo
    @saladpoo 10 місяців тому +655

    Box said "Find smiles inside" and what they found in it was a full mag of pure American freedom

    • @SpoiledBadgerMilk
      @SpoiledBadgerMilk 10 місяців тому +12

      I have released one bald eagle I had trapped in my basement for this comment.

    • @karimalramlawi7228
      @karimalramlawi7228 9 місяців тому +2

      I think it also forshadowed timetosmile youtube channel

    • @anthonyreed5697
      @anthonyreed5697 9 місяців тому

      definitely made schlatt smile

    • @FreedomAnderson
      @FreedomAnderson 9 місяців тому

      I’m Canadian.

  • @ramslade
    @ramslade 10 місяців тому +149

    They both smiled out of fear

  • @Hunt_pro
    @Hunt_pro 2 дні тому

    Why is schlatt the only one to do that and not be arrested

  • @Haldaemon
    @Haldaemon 3 дні тому

    Genuinely the fact that he actually pointed the gun at them pisses me off to no end

  • @FondestAlloy56
    @FondestAlloy56 10 місяців тому +122

    I was waiting for "YOU GET WHAT YOU FKN DESERVE" lol

    • @dii3218
      @dii3218 2 місяці тому

      there's more in the full episode

  • @shadowseir6981
    @shadowseir6981 10 місяців тому +94

    The smiles... they were his smiles inside.

  • @nachmanrandycabbage8489
    @nachmanrandycabbage8489 4 дні тому

    Bro I see too much of this with schlatt and how he likes to lie and shit, I'm just going to carry a gun

  • @thatvrdude1856
    @thatvrdude1856 10 місяців тому +83

    The one man who could pull a gun as a joke and not get cancelled

    • @CherryBotV2
      @CherryBotV2 10 місяців тому +2

      see its really easy, you make sure its not a real gun and you don't be stupid.

    • @xostler
      @xostler 9 місяців тому

      @@CherryBotV2that barrel looked like the right caliber to me lol
      It for sure wasn’t chambered

    • @jasperzev757
      @jasperzev757 9 місяців тому

      @@xostler he also isnt actually pointing it at them if you look closely

    • @ZenoSol_
      @ZenoSol_ 9 місяців тому

      @@xostler90% sure it’s fake, he fires some bbs out of it during the full podcast. Never actually hits anyone tho on purpose. Unless that was just effects, which seems needlessly complex when you can just get a realistic looking bb/airsoft

    • @xostler
      @xostler 9 місяців тому

      @@jasperzev757 that’s what I thought at first too but I edited it away! I thought I was crazy and was gonna get flamed.

  • @andreiarca3024
    @andreiarca3024 11 місяців тому +228

    He's not wrong.

    • @felixfungle-bung4688
      @felixfungle-bung4688 11 місяців тому +7

      He's from NY he doesnt know Schlatt about cars. 😊

    • @cameronpinkerton9058
      @cameronpinkerton9058 11 місяців тому +10

      look up genesis g80 and you’ll see how correct he is. it’s just a better car. I know it’s a funny joke but I like talking about cars.

    • @Justsomethingsyearsago
      @Justsomethingsyearsago 11 місяців тому

      Yea Schlatt right it's a stingray. Maybe if it was Z06 then i would take that

    • @Aaron-ru6ld
      @Aaron-ru6ld 11 місяців тому +1

      @@cameronpinkerton9058 I know a guy that collects and races cars, he liked genesis more than BMW or Mercedes. He owns like 3 genesis's.

    • @WTFwowL0L
      @WTFwowL0L 10 місяців тому

      @@cameronpinkerton9058can you explain why you think that other than “it’s just better”

  • @monotonous6195
    @monotonous6195 4 дні тому

    On screen theft

  • @helix6206
    @helix6206 4 дні тому

    Schlatt: "How about another Joke Emiru?"

  • @Splatteringram
    @Splatteringram 11 місяців тому +59

    The set up before pulling out the gun was masterful 😂

  • @sythes487
    @sythes487 11 місяців тому +110

    Mans us unhinged lmao. I love it

  • @COLDESTHUNTER
    @COLDESTHUNTER 4 дні тому

    POV: HOW JSCHLATT MAKES HIS LIVING

  • @Akira-xm9ck
    @Akira-xm9ck 4 дні тому

    I thought he was about to pull a joker

  • @chan.username
    @chan.username 10 місяців тому +42

    Emi seemed more upset at the diss on her car than losing it

  • @Treas0n
    @Treas0n 10 місяців тому +43

    Schlatt is the only person that can pull out the gun and threaten someone without getting arrested

  • @chrustyfir7159
    @chrustyfir7159 4 дні тому

    Not funny even if its unloaded

  • @crispy9542
    @crispy9542 4 дні тому

    WHAT THE F

  • @sir_beast6971
    @sir_beast6971 11 місяців тому +37

    Is this there podcast room ? Looks vintage 🔥

  • @morgana_vr7802
    @morgana_vr7802 10 місяців тому +69

    Shlatt is my kind of guy. Good taste in firearms

    • @ZOV24-2-22
      @ZOV24-2-22 10 місяців тому

      Your kinda guy? So robbing some cunt aswell?

  • @krisascom5198
    @krisascom5198 4 дні тому

    That easy huh

  • @batbensam5794
    @batbensam5794 4 дні тому

    He never racked the slide, there is no round in the chamber, at the second, he's harmless.

  • @EJH13012
    @EJH13012 10 місяців тому +34

    jshart is so considerate

  • @eroera2541
    @eroera2541 11 місяців тому +36

    The one where shclatt robs and kills everyone

  • @feetenthusiast1015
    @feetenthusiast1015 4 дні тому

    It wasn’t the mugging that made her flip her shit it was the insult of her vehicle

  • @aidangorrell8578
    @aidangorrell8578 4 дні тому

    Yo is that robins husband

  • @SugarRushed
    @SugarRushed 10 місяців тому +105

    its almost like he is still alive 😭😭😭 fly high schlatt 🕊️🕊️

    • @alice-dl6mf
      @alice-dl6mf 7 місяців тому +7

      I swear it’s like he just uploaded 😢

    • @MrDraXuz
      @MrDraXuz 4 місяці тому

      ??????

    • @OnlyPedosCanTagMe
      @OnlyPedosCanTagMe 3 місяці тому

      Bro thought he could start this shit up again🔥🔥🔥🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣

  • @danvondrasek
    @danvondrasek 11 місяців тому +31

    My first apartment had a basement that looked like that set. Shaggy carpet. Wood grain walls. 70s furniture. It was the best smoke spot.
    Hooked up the old game consoles to the floor TV cabinet, had all the black light posters the mall sold on the walls. I miss that apartment

    • @ghastdude589
      @ghastdude589 11 місяців тому +4

      You just made me feel nostalgia for an aesthetic four times older than I am

    • @Boombox69in
      @Boombox69in 11 місяців тому

      I would’ve wanted to kick it there so bad

    • @danvondrasek
      @danvondrasek 11 місяців тому

      @@Boombox69in it was a pretty great spot, I really miss it

    • @danvondrasek
      @danvondrasek 11 місяців тому

      @ghastdude589 same here. That was one of the reasons we picked that place though. That basement was the perfect chill spot, and the other half had a built in mini shop from the 50s, so we could work on our projects and chill out on the other side

  • @loganmatthews5956
    @loganmatthews5956 4 дні тому

    Its literally just a family guy joke

  • @CreeptechArt
    @CreeptechArt 5 днів тому

    Jshlatt could genuinely rob a bank and 9/10 people would say it's just sattitre

  • @bear218shady5
    @bear218shady5 11 місяців тому +61

    Schlatt casually mugs people and gets away with it god i love schlatt