Literally all the comments: “Dan never fails to make us smile…….” edit: all the responses to comments: “You now who is better than Dan? Me, I have the best videos….”
@@afnanarar4128 The diamond minecart was his old yt name, that’s what the TDM means, riding the diamond minecart means sex, hope that explains it well enough
Fun fact: Moose are the largest (depending on your definition of large) North American mammals, and are significantly larger than horses. They are on average between 1.4 and 2.1 meters tall (adult humans average around 1.6 meters tall). Less fun fact, Moose are extremely dangerous to drivers, not because they’re aggressive, but because they’re so large and their legs are so spindly that’s if you hit one, it will crash through your windshield and crush you.
This video has to be one of the funniest videos I have ever seen. Alas my fav time stamps: 4:01 -What?! 4:21-4:28 -Scawy head turn 8:52 -Fish 10:10 -“I’ve used this before, pretty accurate” (not accurate in any way) 11:35 -Ice + Who threw that?! Overall I just love his sense of humor and expressions. Love you Dan!!!
I also love how it would probably come off his skin easily with a bit of washing but he doesn’t even attempt to he just leaves it for the whole video haha
Dan, I can’t explain how much you mean to me. You will probably never see this but you made my childhood. I live really close to you, and you always were a big inspiration because I didn’t think anyone from my area could go that far and they did so I’m really happy. From 4 to 8 years old, you were my role model. And I’m really glad to see that you are still uploading, and have a child! Thank you for being there 🙏❤️
This guy has my childhood bro since 2015-2019 I still check in every now and then, the only reason I stopped watching him was because I got severely bullied for being 'childish' at 11 I may add 💀 still love this guy tho 😭👌
I just want to say thank you Dan for practically raising me and a bunch of other people, you will always have a place in our hearts. We love you Dan, and thank you for shaping who we are today. We love you Dan
Sometimes I will be really sad due to certain events happening in my life and I will watch one of your videos and I makes me just that bit happier. Thank you Dan :)
10:30 I actually was riding a hover board (my step-sister’s) on my sidewalk, but I wasn’t good at it outside. So I’m struggling, and then all of a sudden, I fall straight down on the sidewalk. The hover board kept going straight for a while tho 😭
8:57 Bruh that happend to 3 of my fish- And every single time we were outside and not in my house to save them- I wonder if this is what happend to them- Rip 3 fishes- 🤧✨
This entire comment section: "Dan is the best human alive and has raised all of us and is now raising his own child... what a great man" me: looking at Dan in shame at 5:30
10:49 this part of the video reminded me that I can Tokyo drift bumper cars. It is really hard to do yet simple to explain. Basically, since they have no breaks, wait till you get full speed, go hard left, and take your foot off the gas.
9:04 I can relate My fish died a couple months ago, so I went to Petco to get a new one! The lady took the fish out of the tank, but then it fell on the ground. She picked up the fish, put it back in the tank, and then 5 seconds later gave me the same fish. Also, one day, I was looking in our mini fridge’s freezer, and found my dead fish in a plastic bag. I thought he was frozen melted cheese! 😂 But then I realized, my fish was in there. I was traumatized for life. 💀💀💀
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Wanna hear a story? That happen to me last time when im trying to stay awake overnight and my mom came up at the room amd pretend i sleep and after my eyes open..its morning :)
10:09 dan: "i've used this before, it's pretty accurate" The thing turns around as a black woman with blond hair, when it was supposed to be a man XDDDDD I died of laughter
Literally all the comments: “Dan never fails to make us smile…….”
edit: all the responses to comments: “You now who is better than Dan? Me, I have the best videos….”
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Guys Dan COMMENTED ON ONE OF MY VIDEOS!!
@TigersedFN BOT
Exactly they are so annoying and unoriginal
Guys Dan COMMENTED ON ONE OF MY VIDEOS!!
Still, to this day, Dan still hasn’t made a ‘recreating TikToks’ video yet.
Greatest comment of all time
Guys Dan COMMENTED ON ONE OF MY VIDEOS!!
U know who else's vids are entertaining? Mine. Hundred percent you'll die from laugher. If not Yous can come to tell me my g
Yeah he did
Why are a lot replies just channel advertisements :(
Hmmm Dan seems to be hiding something with those blurred tik toks...
I was just gonna comment this
i still don't get it
@@afnanarar4128 The diamond minecart was his old yt name, that’s what the TDM means, riding the diamond minecart means sex, hope that explains it well enough
@@afnanarar4128 what a pure soul 😂 don’t understand it for as long as possible
@@afnanarar4128 well you’re innocent
Fun fact: Moose are the largest (depending on your definition of large) North American mammals, and are significantly larger than horses. They are on average between 1.4 and 2.1 meters tall (adult humans average around 1.6 meters tall).
Less fun fact, Moose are extremely dangerous to drivers, not because they’re aggressive, but because they’re so large and their legs are so spindly that’s if you hit one, it will crash through your windshield and crush you.
This video has to be one of the funniest videos I have ever seen. Alas my fav time stamps:
4:01 -What?!
4:21-4:28 -Scawy head turn
8:52 -Fish
10:10 -“I’ve used this before, pretty accurate” (not accurate in any way)
11:35 -Ice + Who threw that?!
Overall I just love his sense of humor and expressions. Love you Dan!!!
I love how Dan could choose *ANY* pen to draw on himself and he chooses a sharpie
Ikr😂😂😂
That's Dan!😂
TikTok propably messed with his brain
FRR
I also love how it would probably come off his skin easily with a bit of washing but he doesn’t even attempt to he just leaves it for the whole video haha
Dan, I can’t explain how much you mean to me. You will probably never see this but you made my childhood. I live really close to you, and you always were a big inspiration because I didn’t think anyone from my area could go that far and they did so I’m really happy. From 4 to 8 years old, you were my role model. And I’m really glad to see that you are still uploading, and have a child! Thank you for being there 🙏❤️
dan can you do more fh5
I have also been watching dan for a long time
check her channel
This guy has my childhood bro since 2015-2019 I still check in every now and then, the only reason I stopped watching him was because I got severely bullied for being 'childish' at 11 I may add 💀 still love this guy tho 😭👌
Are we just gonna ignore the fact the s\he said they live really close?????????
I just want to say thank you Dan for practically raising me and a bunch of other people, you will always have a place in our hearts. We love you Dan, and thank you for shaping who we are today. We love you Dan
Np
its roxy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IM A BIG FAN
@@joclunne3386 u r not dan
@@joclunne3386 you didn't even try, how did u expect to get away with this
@@sandcat1473 its kinda funny tho how he thought it would work
The reason why dantdm is still entertaining is that he realised that his views grew up so he changed his content a bit
Exactly
Bro check bajancanadian channel its sad 😢
Dudes stop advertising
@Krazy Guy uhm you a hater ?
@@leonelulan3347 no.
6:19 for anyone who's curious
It said "DanTDM has a child so that means someone rode the diamond minecart."
I thought there would be a bit different wording there
oh my God 💀💀
😂😂
@@kindahonourablecanadianme too bro💀💀💀
Great scott that is not what i expected and the fact that he COMMENTED on it I would kill to know what he said lmao
I can now recognise Dan’s laugh without even seeing his face. It’s iconic now
You know who else's vids are entertaining? Mine. Hundred percent you'll die from laugher. If not Yous can come to tell me dawg
@Instagram User ok did I ask
@Instagram User Bro... that is very rude.... you cant laugh at someone else dead animal.... that is just unacceptable....
@Instagram User no one askedd 💀
@Instagram User no one asked
10:09
Dan: It's pretty accurate
Wii: (doesn't even get the skin color right)
Dan: (instant regret)
and got the hair wrong
@@YuriFan6000Mario.
Who said I was
Just saying, Dan is probably one of the only human being to make tictok not entirely a trashed app
Shut the (bleep) up
Jackcepticeye: *stares motherfuckerly*
TommyInIt: "Am I a joke to you?"
You know who else's vids are entertaining? Mine. Hundred percent you'll die from laugher. If not Yous can come to tell me bro
@Instagram User uncalled for bro
@Beast 😈 stop
Sometimes I will be really sad due to certain events happening in my life and I will watch one of your videos and I makes me just that bit happier. Thank you Dan :)
U know who else's vids are entertaining? Mine. Hundred percent you'll die from laugher. If not Yous can come to tell me verifies
@Instagram User sorry I’m sorry for Dan being better than you
o7
o7
@Instagram User Dan is more entertaining and your about section says to f*** off self promoters while you are one.
“Give the rat a slap, see if it wobbles.”
-DanTDM, 2022
That made me laugh so much
wise words from the master
Anybody know what that censored part was?
@@TheAbsolute-863
It said "If dan has a kid that means someone rode the diamond minecart"
and if you don't get it. It's okay.
@@IAmNot-Everywhere- nah I get it 💀
10:30
I actually was riding a hover board (my step-sister’s) on my sidewalk, but I wasn’t good at it outside. So I’m struggling, and then all
of a sudden, I fall straight down on the sidewalk. The hover board kept going straight for a while tho 😭
when Asher has to talk about Dan: "ya he... he died in a pink bubble for tiktok"
😂😂😂
"I've used this before, It's pretty accurate!"
Also the Mii in the Tiktok: 10:09
You know who else's vids are entertaining? Mine. Hundred percent you'll die from laugher. If not Yous can come to tell me fam
@@realfarmer21 go away bot
As someone who's worked at Petco, this happened on the DAILY. Even with the tank closed, they'd still try to jump out lol
considering what ive heard about how petco treat the fish id jump out too
I haven’t watched this man in such a long time, and I’m pleasantly surprised that he seems to be just as funny as I remember
No one:
Not even a single soul
People in the comments: "Dan never fails to entertain us"..
lol
Yeah there annoying
@Instagram User That's disgusting
You know who else's vids are entertaining? Mine. Hundred percent you'll die from laugher. If not Yous can come to tell me
No one
Not a Single soul
Instagram user DANTDM'S PET PEGGY DIED BECAUSE MY CONTENT IS BETTER -🤓🏳️🌈
I am a simple man. I see Dan, I click Dan
4:31 dan opening his ears to hear it better when having headphones on
0:00 I saw this when it came out and it’s still a banger
I used to watch Dan all the time, slowly getting back into it. He was my childhood.
You know who else's vids are entertaining? Mine. Hundred percent you'll die from laugher. If not Yous can come to tell me kuz
I feel the same
Me to bro
Same
Bro your post weirdest stuff
I haven’t watched this guy in so long but he brings back so many 2019 memories 🕊🕊🕊
2019 was 3 years ago… that’s not long.
@@egg-man57 mhm, I know it’s not long. He just reminds me of 2019 jeez
I remember watching Dan’s Riddle School series with my brother. It kept me up all night
11:30 I can tell you this does hurt a lot, my friend got hit in the eye with a rock and his eye was red for 2 weeks :/
this is ice tho 😀😩
@@ksyuhn it probably still hurts just as bad
That cat that punched the other cat should be called jake paw 😂😂😂
8:26 and this is why you should NEVER buy a glass table
i’m so glad he’s reacting to tiktoks again it’s been so long!
You know who else's vids are entertaining? Mine. Hundred percent you'll die from laugher. If not Yous can come to tell me my g
"IT'S BEEN SO LONG
since last I've seen my son. Lost to this monster. To the man behind the slaughter."
You beat me to it
@Instagram User you are a monster how can you say that
@Instagram User shush yo mouth💀💀💀
9:32 as an australian, that is normal here
10:38 the Kirby scream 💀
I see the word secret and immediately click 😂
IKR
Lol
Ngl same-
my exact reason
same
Dan has such a wholesome community, you always feel welcomed and accepted coming here
agreed
what about the “dan has a child so that means [redacted]”?
Bob
"With alotta love, comes with alotta hate"
Daniel R.Middleton 2017
"With alotta love, comes with alotta hate"
Daniel R.Middleton 2017
8:57
Bruh that happend to 3 of my fish-
And every single time we were outside and not in my house to save them-
I wonder if this is what happend to them-
Rip
3 fishes- 🤧✨
DanTdm fue toda mi infancia junto al doctor Trayarus. Ojalá verlo volver a hacer vídeos en un base científica. Me llenaría de nostalgia ;(
Hey Dan, if you get one of those, have an "emergency pencil" or anything sharp to pop you out if you get stuck
I make entertaining vids as well man
@@realfarmer21 whats that have to do with this comment?
0:04 "go give it a little slap"
when dan uploads...YOU ALREADY KNOW ITS A BANGER
Perfect for cosplaying 11:13 😃👍
7:47 i love the way that the cow was actually going inside the house lol
LOLL
every video, dan strays further and further away from kid friendly content
Had to blur 2 parts of the video lol
@@Piostephanie FR-
@@IAmNot-Everywhere- Yeah, one of them was a bad joke saying, “if Dan has a kid it means someone rode the diamond mine cart”
@@ackton ikr
Random object generator?
Dan: Its actually quite realistic
*it tunes around*
Dan: HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!🤣🤣🤣
And I’m crying- Goddamnit, this man and others literally raised us. I love him so much
if anyone wanna know what 6:16 says, it says “DanTDM has a child so that means someone rode his diamond minecart
This entire comment section: "Dan is the best human alive and has raised all of us and is now raising his own child... what a great man"
me:
looking at Dan in shame at 5:30
Nah nah, you out you done gone ruined the moment-
someone had to ride the diamond minecart at some point...
@@familyacc1700 😳😳😳
This is my kingdom come
Good job dan for blurring out the photo spot on tiktok
I love your content Dan. Keep up the good work!👍
11:47 i swear i remember going to that place recently idk why
11:59 - the person recording threw it....
11:41 reminded me of the time I got a malteaser thrown in the middle of my nose 😂
Monsieur Neuvillette!
12:16 my heart sunk when he cut off the rats tail...
8:17 and I thought tommyinnit's keyboard was big
Ur content makes me smile Dan, keep doing what you are doing
10:49 this part of the video reminded me that I can Tokyo drift bumper cars. It is really hard to do yet simple to explain. Basically, since they have no breaks, wait till you get full speed, go hard left, and take your foot off the gas.
5:37 “WHAT IS THAT” did… did Dan just make a dirty joke!?!??! 😳
Dude he’s an adult let him do what he wants
@@choklat4606 we arent used to it lol
He has a kid
@@matthewboire6843two now
He’s done that before just you didn’t realise
10:58 Turning Red Leaked Footage!!
Xd
Yea XD
dan is probably one of the most friendly youtubers i have ever seen
g You know who else's vids are entertaining? Mine. Hundred percent you'll die from laugher. If not Yous can come to tell me
@@realfarmer21 nice opinion, no one asked though.
@@realfarmer21 okay? Who asked tho?
9:07 “ight man brb I gotta go to the pet store”
“Ight”
“Ok I’m back I got you a tv as well”
“Cool where is it from?”
“Petco”
*illuminati music*
By watching Dan reacting to tiktoks just keeps making me not bored and makes my day!! 😁👍
Moo
@Instagram User bro what
10:23 I AGREE!!
9:49 Kangaroo-napping
😂
Dan PLEASE play Lost in Random again! I would love to see it turn into a series!!
9:20 two of my fish did that lol
11:21 me after getting rid of evidence
12:33 dan might wanna explain what yer tryina save there?
@Cosmo Trafford I hope they know now
Yea...
He blurred cause the wire was being pulled in & pulled put continously fast
“Ok Jake pool I see you” actually killed me 🤌🏼😂😂
Literally all the comments: "Literally all the comments: 'Dan never fails to make us smile'"
You took what I was thinking. *Sigh* well done.
9:55 I live in Australia so I know that the kangaroo wouldn't punch the person.
IT WOULD KICK IT
Sounds standard for Australia
6:20 Seen this tiktok, DanTDM has a child so that means someone rode the diamond minecart. That's what it said LOL
Ty lol
HAHA AIN'T NO WAY
LMFAO
HECK NAW
@@NyanCatzzz HECK YAW
this was so funny my guy ive also been watching since I was 5 you changed my life and many others, we love you Dan!
Let’s appreciate that the smiley face is still on his hand throughout the video
Who else watched dan all those years ago? Amazing how he keeps the quality the same
Guys Dan COMMENTED ON ONE OF MY VIDEOS!!
The top 2 comments:
“Dan never fails to make us smile”
“Stop commenting “Dan never fails to make us smile”
9:04 I can relate
My fish died a couple months ago, so I went to Petco to get a new one! The lady took the fish out of the tank, but then it fell on the ground. She picked up the fish, put it back in the tank, and then 5 seconds later gave me the same fish.
Also, one day, I was looking in our mini fridge’s freezer, and found my dead fish in a plastic bag. I thought he was frozen melted cheese! 😂
But then I realized, my fish was in there.
I was traumatized for life. 💀💀💀
3:16
*yeah that won’t be taken out of context any time soon*
Edit: nice voice crack by the way
Holy
0:29 BEST part
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4:23 new meme template?
Have you seen the one where the squirrel is on a fan, but poops and it flies away 😂😂
2:36 my ears have fallen on
👀
TAKE THAT
THIRD TO COMMENT
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOB
NOOOOOOOOOBYYYYY
NUB
Legends says that Dan still has the that face on his hand and will have in the year of 2030
THANK YOU
FINALLY A COMMENT THAT DOESN’T SAY SOMETHING ABOUT HOW MUCH THEY LOVE DAN
Glad to see ur doing better Dan thanks for entertaining thruout the years
Dan never fails to make us smile, every upload !
Fr
Fr, he makes my day 😁
didn’t ask
*plz don't get angry because i said this*
Sorry some fuckin verified commenter stole your comment.
Wow that comment was so original 👏
13:02 MASTER SPLINTER WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE!
11:00 plot twist, the girls are vampires
6:16 if you're wondering what the blurred out part is, it says
Dantdm has a child so that means someone "rode the diamond minecart"
Dan has one of the most Iconic laughs in the world, it makes me smile
0:43 that pug has seen things
The dog cried, look at the tears 0:56
dogs cant cry
yes they can cry, but those aren’t tears.
The dog cow one is literally the definition of "Your done. Your done"
I've been watching since 2015 and I'm still entertained until now, we love you Dan💙😽💎✨.
Guys Dan COMMENTED ON ONE OF MY VIDEOS!!
"4 min ago" while the video is 14 minutes. Yeah you're entertained by the video you didnt watch yet... sure...
@@UnbreakablePickaxe Intro is already entertaining WDYM
╮(. ❛ ᴗ ❛.)╭
@@UnbreakablePickaxe Even if I still haven't watched this whole video, the videos these past few days are still entertaining ╮(. ❛ ᴗ ❛.)╭.
@Instagram User is 1 years old
Literally all the comments: “Dan never fails to make us smile.......” 💖💖💖
And “still to this day, Dan hasn’t made a ‘recreating tiktoks’ video yet
@@shayngrey2194 yea
3:46 when u pretend to sleep it tricks ur brain into thinking that ur actually sleeping 😴
Wanna hear a story? That happen to me last time when im trying to stay awake overnight and my mom came up at the room amd pretend i sleep and after my eyes open..its morning :)
@@Hiruroku1 XD happens with me too 😂
10:09
dan: "i've used this before, it's pretty accurate"
The thing turns around as a black woman with blond hair, when it was supposed to be a man XDDDDD
I died of laughter
7:38 for some reason I thought it was a strip of tape
5:26 he had to keep that one to himself
Well he does have a kid. . .
3:57 When the teacher gives everyone extra homework
0:07
I’ve never heard something more relatable to me in my whole life.
0:51 dog said: SPICY WATER
"WhY iS iT sPiCy"
Spicy
@@stariosimz i thought of that as well 😭💀