Which is super handy because you don't need to practice your marksmanship at all. Just point it at a light and pull the trigger and it'll register a hit every time.
we need to introduce more Nintendo zapper regulation to prevent more school gaming events but the National Nintendo Association keeps buying our politicians.
This game would be fantastic for improving spelling and typing for struggling kids. They'd learn how to spell the words from muscle memory; you'd essentially be tricking them into learning. Maybe the gore could be removed though.
MY daddy is a plastic surgeon........ He makes other people look pretty........ He makes old people look young....... He makes ugly people look beautiful....... Mommy wishes he would use it on Himself.....
So there I was, sitting in my rocking chair, sucking down lemonade, you know me, and next thing I know - I see a giant golden man souring through the sky, wearing glasses! Can you believe that?! He must've been going at Mach 5 and he still didn't lose his glasses! Now me personally, I feel as though my glasses are durable enough to remain situated on my face even at Mach 15, as they're a very expensive pair with lots of defensive capabilities that I received from my healthcare and lens provider, of whom I later found out was actually just after my infamous sandwich recipe. I initially believed that he was after my bitch of a wife's rice ball recipe, god rest her soul, but that's a story for another time.
I remember back in World war 1 Germans demanded the ban on the Trench Typewriter cause they found ot too overpowered.... even though they were also using much more horrible weapons like Waterthrowers and Relish Smoke
At least in type to learn you could get it to tell you to press the shift key, and you could spam wrong letters and it sounded like it was saying shit.
You may think that Goldman simply flew out into space and died, he is actually traveling to his secret lab on Neptune to develop Knack 3 along with Hideo Kojima.
It would definitely have Smith Corona leaf springs in it. (To understand this reference please watch the Smith Corona leaf spring review by Chyrosran22)
There's something really special about the way Goldman's VA chokes on the "life" in life cycle, I just can't put it into words. It sounds like he's trying to put emphasis on the word to sound dramatic, but he just completely fumbles over himself and forces it through his nose instead, it's actually kind of incredible to hear.
It sounded almost so deliberate that everyone was in on the joke and I was the only one not getting it. It was a huge screw because I kept thinking about it long after I played before eventually forgetting.
Honestly it makes it what it is. I have heard so many people attempt it, but I have never heard anyone get close to replicating it. It's a genuinely unique bizarreness.
"2:20 him saying "my god" sounds like he's mildly annoyed that the dude died, lol" My god... I mean seriously... That guy. I dont know what to say Suppose that you were sitting down at this table. The napkins are in front of you, which napkin would you take? The one on your ‘left’? Or the one on your ‘right’? The one on your left side? Or the one on your right side? Usually you would take the one on your left side. That is ‘correct’ too. But in a larger sense on society, that is wrong. Perhaps I could even substitute ‘society’ with the ‘Universe’. The correct answer is that ‘It is determined by the one who takes his or her own napkin first.’ …Yes? If the first one takes the napkin to their right, then there’s no choice but for others to also take the ‘right’ napkin. The same goes for the left. Everyone else will take the napkin to their left, because they have no other option. This is ‘society’… Who are the ones that determine the price of land first? There must have been someone who determined the value of money, first. The size of the rails on a train track? The magnitude of electricity? Laws and Regulations? Who was the first to determine these things? Did we all do it, because this is a Republic? Or was it Arbitrary? NO! The one who took the napkin first determined all of these things! The rules of this world are determined by that same principle of ‘right or left?’! In a Society like this table, a state of equilibrium, once one makes the first move, everyone must follow! In every era, this World has been operating by this napkin principle. And the one who ‘takes the napkin first’ must be someone who is respected by all. It’s not that anyone can fulfill this role… Those that are despotic or unworthy will be scorned. And those are the ‘losers’. In the case of this table, the ‘eldest’ or the ‘Master of the party’ will take the napkin first… Because everyone ‘respects’ those individuals."
“ 2:20 him saying “my god” sounds like he’s mildly annoyed that the dude died, lol” My god… I mean seriously… That guy. I dont know what to say Suppose that you were sitting down at this table. The napkins are in front of you, which napkin would you take? The one on your 'left'? Or the one on your 'right'? The one on your left side? Or the one on your right side? Usually you would take the one on your left side. That is 'correct' too. But in a larger sense on society, that is wrong. Perhaps I could even substitute "society' with the 'Universe'. The correct answer is that 'It is determined by the one who takes his or her own napkin first.' Yes? If the first one takes the napkin to their right, then there's no choice but for others to also take the 'right' napkin. The same goes for the left. Everyone else will take the napkin to their left, because they have no other option. This is 'society'… Who are the ones that determine the price of land first? There must have been someone who determined the value of money, first. The size of the rails on a train track? The magnitude of electricity? Laws and Regulations? Who was the first to determine these things? Did we all do it, because this is a Republic? Or was it Arbitrary? NO! The one who took the napkin first determined all of these things! The rules of this world are determined by that same principle of 'right or left?'! In a Society like this table, a state of equilibrium, once one makes the first move, everyone must follow! In every era, this World has been operating by this napkin principle. And the one who 'takes the napkin first' must be someone who is respected by all. It's not that anyone can fulfill this role… Those that are despotic or unworthy will be scorned. And those are the 'losers'. In the case of this table, the 'eldest' or the 'Master of the party' will take the napkin first… Because everyone ‘respects’ those individuals.” 🦛
I actually downloaded this during the covid lockdown, because my son did not believe that it could have ever been a real thing. We played the hell out of it.
The way he leaps off the rooftop and turns backward to face the camera before falling headfirst into a dive is full of the exaggerated swagger of a 40 year old Genetic Engineer bent on destroying mankind.
It’s important to note typing of the dead has two other endings, but they’re not as good. In both, goldman jumps off of the building as normal, exploding into a cloud of fire and smoke in the first. In the second though, a bungee rope attached to Goldman’s feet pulls him back up, and after he lands perfectly, he burps.
Unfortunately, in some regions, the Shadow The Hedgehog video game was actually censored and released without the entirely-functioaly keyboard add-on. When series creator Shigeru Miyamoto was interviewed about the questionable, even confusing censorship, he controversially commented: "Americans do understand typing, therefore they are unable to comprehend keyboard-type games. However, Japanese and Somalian audiences are much more understanding of keyboard-type games due to their knowledge."
And if you play on the harder difficulties, it's brutally difficult. The only knock on actually learning typing is that it doesn't care about capitalization or spaces.
This game holds a special place in my heart. Back in 2014, I asked my parents to get me the game along with a dreamcast for my birthday. That way I could play the game with my parents/siblings. Two weeks before my B-day, I started taking free typing lessons online just to learn how to type before I got the game. Once I actually got it, I played that game for two weeks straight after coming home from school. It just feels really satisfying typing out words lighting fast and seeing the zombies stumble and blown to bits because of me :)
@@teddyballgame8791 They ended up reshooting the whole thing another day when he wasn't hungover with no sleep from doing an all nighter film shoot the previous day in Vegas. There's an interview with a producer of the commercials out there and it's an awesome read.
* *Man frantically lying on the floor, awaiting death, hoping for a miracle to save him. Gets saved by said miracle; owes his life and gratitude to the protagonist* * ᵀʰᵃⁿᵏ ʸᵒᵘ ᶠᵒʳ ʳᵉˢᶜᵘⁱⁿᵍ ᵐᵉ‧
It's actually kind of a fun game. Too bad the graphics and the voice acting are as bad as they are. They're even worse than this video makes them out to be. The most annoying thing about this game for me however is the fact that it makes you type a lot of words that aren't even really words as far as I'm concerned. It did still noticeably improve my typing after a while so I guess that's a plus. There are other better sidescrolling typing games but this one's kind of unique.
The overkill version available in Steam is even better tho with regards of voice acting and story. Also you can play the regular the house of the dead overkill and unlock guns
I have remembered my nostalgia for jerma985 and ster seeing dunkey play this. I will now go into a spiral of jerma and ster videos for the next 8 hours
It had everything, branching pathways, powerups that made words harder or easier, even minigames that demonstrated different aspects of typing. The other typing of the dead iteration released lacked all of that, it was basically the same words throughout with no branching pathways and less diverse and amount of minigames. Even the bosses were the same. This game they were all different, like having to type out a paragraph vs being 100% accurate
It actually has 3 alternative endings, and which one you get depends on what answers you typed in the last part of the battle with the Emperor (if my memory serves me right).
Not gonna lie, a typing game doesn’t sound like a bad idea due to the intensity of the game, but the voice acting and the fact that there carrying keyboards is kinda funny.
If the pen is mightier than the sword, it only makes sense that the keyboard is mightier than the gun.
You have a point
You are a genius
and the pen
Yes
The saying “don’t bring a pen to a keyboard fight” also makes sense
I’m a licensed keyboard carrying citizen
The Constitution is my license to carry a Keyboard.
nice
I am a open carry keyboard warrior
OI YOU GOT A LOISENSE FOR THAT KEYBIARD BRUV
yes
This game was a bad influence on kids because it taught us how to violently type OBOE and FRENCH HORN at each other.
Ryan?! What are you doing here? Are you ballin'?!
We need to have OBOE and FRENCH HORN control now, according to Twitter.
Yoooo! Hey Ryan! Hows its going my dude!
PITCH THIS GAME
@@stanstanstan2597 Protect the 302nd amendment
"The only thing that stops a bad guy with a keyboard is a good guy with a keyboard"
internet arguments be like
He's going to type the gamer word.
- Gex, probably
@@thefinchbird9353 r/brandnewsentence
That's why I play.
Goldman flying away like Superman is the perfect metaphor for his voice acting. It doesn't work at all, yet somehow it soars to unbelievable heights.
Just as much as a keyboard gun soars
Reminds me of Poochy having to leave earth to go back to his own planet since his people need him
Turns out he died on the way back to his home planet
Goldman blasts off. I pause the video. I scroll down and press the like button. It's that simple.
@@stevenquast2841 we all need Goldman
What a timely video. I just did my paperwork at the local sheriff's office for my Concealed Keyboard Permit.
Blessed 🙏
I also conceal carry a keyboard
This joke is genius
i hope we can have a Concealed Keyboard crossbow or sign as a hidden item in the next map :p
Vetches! Glad to see you.
I conceal carry a Nintendo zapper.
As soon as he started talking about guns I immediately scrolled down to look for your comment.
I open carry a Nintendo Scope.
Which is super handy because you don't need to practice your marksmanship at all. Just point it at a light and pull the trigger and it'll register a hit every time.
we need to introduce more Nintendo zapper regulation to prevent more school gaming events but the National Nintendo Association keeps buying our politicians.
@@AT-AT26 I actually did bring my Nintendo Scope to school one time when I was in Year 11 for a film class project, which almost caused a problem.
I like how the typing of the dead is basically a M rated educational game
Legit was thinking the same thing. This is just Mario Teaches Typing during its edgy teen phase.
Life-long learning man
@@JNSStudios Yeah, except this game is actually better, because... you know, it's actually a game.
This game would be fantastic for improving spelling and typing for struggling kids. They'd learn how to spell the words from muscle memory; you'd essentially be tricking them into learning. Maybe the gore could be removed though.
@@realbuzzlightyear I learned touch-typing by playing this game on junior high. 168 words per minute is my average.
Imagine you're face to face with a zombie and instead of killing it with a gun you have to type out the entire Gettysburg Address
Guns are for idiots we have standards.
Speed runners already beat it in 4 seconds somehow!!!
A literal Keyboard warrior
Imagine typing out an essay on carpets to kill a zombie
What about the Preamble
"Farewell friends". As goldman flies into the sky, you type "my daddy is a plastic surgeon" and it fills you with determination.
MY daddy is a plastic surgeon........
He makes other people look pretty........
He makes old people look young.......
He makes ugly people look beautiful.......
Mommy wishes he would use it on Himself.....
So there I was, sitting in my rocking chair, sucking down lemonade, you know me, and next thing I know - I see a giant golden man souring through the sky, wearing glasses! Can you believe that?! He must've been going at Mach 5 and he still didn't lose his glasses! Now me personally, I feel as though my glasses are durable enough to remain situated on my face even at Mach 15, as they're a very expensive pair with lots of defensive capabilities that I received from my healthcare and lens provider, of whom I later found out was actually just after my infamous sandwich recipe. I initially believed that he was after my bitch of a wife's rice ball recipe, god rest her soul, but that's a story for another time.
I have to go now... My planet needs me.
Undertale is a big gay
@@mboz_2108 wtf is that from
Goldman: "I have to go now, my planet needs me."
*Goldman died on the way back to his home planet.*
Goldman's dead!
Yaaaayyy!
Most of the people who liked this comment didn't get the reference
I guess people just weren't ready for Goldman. Maybe in a few years.
*man literally dies in front of him*
Most unenthusiastic voice ever: “My God”
My god.... So rude.
*something that's funny for obvious reasons*
Winston: "Now lemme explain to everyone why that was funny..."
Thx for explaining the joke to us deaf people 🙏
Mai gohd.
He says my God, like.."what a loser"
No one can forget the legendary "my daddy is a plastic surgeon"
He makes really ugly people look pretty
@@AubreyGal he can make old people look young
@@awesomesauceTN234 Mommy wishes he'd work on himself.
@@evanauclairprokop7023 “There’s a Dorito stuck on the F key.”
@@paperluigi6132 (rapidly types multiple sentences)
(throws keyboard at Strength)
(cue stock footage explosion)
The Dreamcast and voice acting go together like peanut butter and sudden infant death syndrome.
What a great time to be alive.
😭💀
Its like playing dreamcast at goldman's abortion clinic
it just works
@@tomasrivero6423 I read this in Gex voice
I’m fully aware of what I’m doing, can’t you see?
To protect the 𝓵𝓲𝓯𝓮 𝓬𝔂𝓬𝓵𝓮.
THE LERF SAIKUL
This is the fiiiyal baahyel
kermit manifested inside the man for a whole second and he survived! what a bad ass
As a dyslexic this game is more horrifying than any horror game
That's why you gotta play the more refined game, the pinball of the dead
They should make a dyslexia sim typing game maybe
Dyslexia ain't real, stop pretending 😂😂
@@sourbreinlemain4879 🤣🤣🤣
My 8 year old mind didn't notice how funny the voice acting was at the time, thank you for this Dunkey.
G'S. Bloodstains......
idk about you but when I was a kiddo all games had wacky voice acting, I just thought that was how games were
Same! Lol. Looking back at it now and im like dafuq? Thats how it sounded
I played the house of the dead on my computer when i was 7 years old, I played that shit all the time
@@canadianbutt275 yeah, good times
"I don't wanna die :(" such passion, i'm awestuck, how many awards did this actor win for this?
Lol
my god
Just the one
25 and some spaghetti and meatballs
My God.
You know you're in trouble when you're getting robbed by a man armed with a typewriter.
I remember back in World war 1 Germans demanded the ban on the Trench Typewriter cause they found ot too overpowered.... even though they were also using much more horrible weapons like Waterthrowers and Relish Smoke
probably a strong dude if he's swinging one around
Why did the words French Horn appear in front of me?
*boss music intensifies*
@@Sonichero151 I thought you were going somewhere historically accurate xD
.
Note: Goldman died on the way back to his home planet.
I understood that reference.
*Immediately searches for "Pinball of the Dead" after video ends*
congratulations, you found the joke!
Luv u
Love your content @Don't Walk, Run! Productions.
Edit: I just looked and Apparently YT unsubscribed me from your channel. Just resubbed.
Pinball of the dead is an actual game wtf
@@feetpicburglar it isn’t a joke tho. It’s an actual game.
Violence in videogames really helped my words per minute
To protect the life cycle
The way Dunkey said “2” since the voice actor didn’t say the full name of the game lmao
0:41 loved it too
Fun fact: Since this video aired, the average selling price of "The Typing of the Dead" complete in box has jumped from $75 to nearly $140.
The dunkey effect
Fax
"I don't want to die"
*dies*
"My god... how rude can a man be"
Uh they don’t say the last part. Please leave the writing to Konami plz
wish my elementary school let us play this instead of "Type To Learn 2"
Mavis Beacon all the way baby!
that wizard was groovy as hell but the game freakin stunk
At least in type to learn you could get it to tell you to press the shift key, and you could spam wrong letters and it sounded like it was saying shit.
SEMICOLON SEMICOLON SEMICOLON SE-
I remember in 5th grade their was a zombie shooter typing game but not in first person more in third person
If you can't type 120wpm, git gud.
I Ii
II I_
120 wpm
SHAWW
120 wps
Buckley! A man of taste proven time and time again.
this honestly seems like a fun way to get better at typing
Listening to the voice acting is a great way to get better at speaking
@@colton.421 I’m fucking howling at this
If it were longer than one word sequences, I’d definitely agree
It is awesome. Really well made actually.
@@nickthompson1812you never played the game, did you?
They really should tighten up the laws regarding assault keyboards in America. A normal keyboard is way enough to defend your house
The constitution clearly says that Americans have a right to bear keyboards tho. Not that I dont agree on the heavy keyboards
Brodutcs ..what the actual hell are you guys videoes?? 😂🤮
Its because politicians are paid by the goddamn keyboard industry!!!
So this is what the comments section as evolved to. Interesting
lmao
You may think that Goldman simply flew out into space and died, he is actually traveling to his secret lab on Neptune to develop Knack 3 along with Hideo Kojima.
Hey, what's DeAl WiTh HiDeO KoJiMa!
But will it be the second strand type game or the third knack type game?
Why did I read this in Dunkey's voice
@Dr Rhesus Bug snax already exists.
Uh... on Neptune? On her? On the main protagonist of the Hyperdimension Neptunia series?
"E.T. Replacing the guns with walkie talkies was one of the stupidest decisions ever"
This game: cute
@@AxxLAfriku leave
Now I’m thinking of the “save films from their directors” South Park episode
This reminds me of a time when Han typed "French Horn" first.
@@AxxLAfriku it’s astounding how a degenerate like you has a lot of the same recommended videos as me
@@AxxLAfriku How dare you compare yourself to me
What if Yagami Light got the death keyboard instead of the death note.
It would definitely have Smith Corona leaf springs in it. (To understand this reference please watch the Smith Corona leaf spring review by Chyrosran22)
Fact: The alternative GOLDMAN ending is a reference to Ultraman flying away whenever he defeats a Kaiju
SH-WECK
I vividly remember fantasising about robbing a store with the light gun
did you ever follow through?
lmaooo hope it went well g
You should have fantasised doing it with a keyboard. That's the best gun.
It has been done in Brazil
Or a laser pointer. "Hand over the money, or I'll blind you... if you look in my direction... and don't blink or anything."
There's something really special about the way Goldman's VA chokes on the "life" in life cycle, I just can't put it into words. It sounds like he's trying to put emphasis on the word to sound dramatic, but he just completely fumbles over himself and forces it through his nose instead, it's actually kind of incredible to hear.
It sounded almost so deliberate that everyone was in on the joke and I was the only one not getting it. It was a huge screw because I kept thinking about it long after I played before eventually forgetting.
It sounds like his wife was asleep so he recorded his lines in the closet and had to whisper shout to make sure he didnt wake her up
Honestly it makes it what it is. I have heard so many people attempt it, but I have never heard anyone get close to replicating it. It's a genuinely unique bizarreness.
It sounds like the kid imitating Pee-Wee Herman in the 1987 Goldie Hawn movie “Overboard”
I always thought that they edited the sound in post and it gave it that weird fluctuating effect, I don't know why the freck they'd do that though
2:20 him saying "my god" sounds like he's mildly annoyed that the dude died, lol
"2:20 him saying "my god" sounds like he's mildly annoyed that the dude died, lol"
My god... I mean seriously... That guy.
The nerve of some people
"2:20 him saying "my god" sounds like he's mildly annoyed that the dude died, lol"
My god... I mean seriously... That guy.
I dont know what to say
"2:20 him saying "my god" sounds like he's mildly annoyed that the dude died, lol"
My god... I mean seriously... That guy.
I dont know what to say
Suppose that you were sitting down at this table. The napkins are in front of you, which napkin would you take? The one on your ‘left’? Or the one on your ‘right’? The one on your left side? Or the one on your right side? Usually you would take the one on your left side. That is ‘correct’ too. But in a larger sense on society, that is wrong. Perhaps I could even substitute ‘society’ with the ‘Universe’. The correct answer is that ‘It is determined by the one who takes his or her own napkin first.’ …Yes? If the first one takes the napkin to their right, then there’s no choice but for others to also take the ‘right’ napkin. The same goes for the left. Everyone else will take the napkin to their left, because they have no other option. This is ‘society’… Who are the ones that determine the price of land first? There must have been someone who determined the value of money, first. The size of the rails on a train track? The magnitude of electricity? Laws and Regulations? Who was the first to determine these things? Did we all do it, because this is a Republic? Or was it Arbitrary? NO! The one who took the napkin first determined all of these things! The rules of this world are determined by that same principle of ‘right or left?’! In a Society like this table, a state of equilibrium, once one makes the first move, everyone must follow! In every era, this World has been operating by this napkin principle. And the one who ‘takes the napkin first’ must be someone who is respected by all. It’s not that anyone can fulfill this role… Those that are despotic or unworthy will be scorned. And those are the ‘losers’. In the case of this table, the ‘eldest’ or the ‘Master of the party’ will take the napkin first… Because everyone ‘respects’ those individuals."
“ 2:20 him saying “my god” sounds like he’s mildly annoyed that the dude died, lol”
My god… I mean seriously… That guy.
I dont know what to say
Suppose that you were sitting down at this
table. The napkins are in front of you, which
napkin would you take? The one on your 'left'?
Or the one on your 'right'? The one on your
left side? Or the one on your right side?
Usually you would take the one on your left
side. That is 'correct' too. But in a larger sense
on society, that is wrong. Perhaps I could even
substitute "society' with the 'Universe'. The
correct answer is that 'It is determined by the
one who takes his or her own napkin first.'
Yes? If the first one takes the napkin to their
right, then there's no choice but for others to
also take the 'right' napkin. The same goes for the left. Everyone else will take the napkin to their left, because they have no other option. This is 'society'… Who are the ones that determine the price of land first? There must have been someone who determined the value of money, first. The size of the rails on a train track? The magnitude of electricity? Laws and Regulations? Who was the first to determine these things? Did we all do it, because this is a Republic? Or was it Arbitrary? NO! The one who took the napkin first determined all of these things! The rules of this world are determined by that same principle of 'right or left?'! In a Society like this table, a state of equilibrium, once one makes the first move, everyone must follow! In every era, this World has been operating by this napkin principle. And the one who 'takes the napkin first' must be someone who is respected by all. It's not that anyone can fulfill this role… Those that are despotic or unworthy will be scorned. And those are the 'losers'. In the case of this table, the 'eldest' or the 'Master of the party' will take the napkin first… Because everyone
‘respects’ those individuals.”
🦛
I actually downloaded this during the covid lockdown, because my son did not believe that it could have ever been a real thing. We played the hell out of it.
Where did you download it?
Leaving a tactical dot for safe download
@@joelpantoja7756 steam has it
@@PlayingWithIssues that's typing of the dead: overkill, not the original.
@@joelpantoja7756 not sure where else but I just downloaded it through the internet archive website, you can download a 7z file of the game there
i like how he kept the final boss a secret for those of us who haven't had the opportunity to play it yet
The way he leaps off the rooftop and turns backward to face the camera before falling headfirst into a dive is full of the exaggerated swagger of a 40 year old Genetic Engineer bent on destroying mankind.
It’s important to note typing of the dead has two other endings, but they’re not as good.
In both, goldman jumps off of the building as normal, exploding into a cloud of fire and smoke in the first. In the second though, a bungee rope attached to Goldman’s feet pulls him back up, and after he lands perfectly, he burps.
It really makes you FEEL like you're a 40 year old paralegal transcribing notes
@Aliks at jerry garcia's house
It has a little something for everyone (that can type on a keyboard)
It's comments like this that deserve more than a like, so figure it out Susan Wojetski!
OK there, IGN.
Goldman farting and ascending to heaven is ACTUALLY IN THE GAME
Thank you for the confirm!
Well why wouldn't it be. Millions of people cheered as Goldman soared above like the angel he is.
why wouldn't it be?
No words...
"Goldman! Do you know what you're doing?"
"I don't"
*Jumps off building*
What!?
🤣🤣
A fellow ProtonJon fan I see.
2:03 The way he said 'fuckurr' took me over the edge.
The keyboard was invented in 1947, when Shadow the Hedgehog tried to gun twice at the same time
The keyboard we revolutionary for the time as the first strand type gun
Unfortunately, in some regions, the Shadow The Hedgehog video game was actually censored and released without the entirely-functioaly keyboard add-on. When series creator Shigeru Miyamoto was interviewed about the questionable, even confusing censorship, he controversially commented: "Americans do understand typing, therefore they are unable to comprehend keyboard-type games. However, Japanese and Somalian audiences are much more understanding of keyboard-type games due to their knowledge."
Is this a thomas running reference
Dunkey reviewing my actual childhood games like this is a pretty rare scenario
Same, I completely forgot about this game... I remember it being much scarier than it seems in this video lol
@@koruto721 I think a big part of it is the tension of trying to type fast enough.
I can’t believe dunkey always has a good video to watch
But he said he's done making good videos.
@mr freakout Wait Will Smith ordered VideoJameBunkey to make good videos again?
@@fredster594 he got tired of being tired of making good videos
Pls Dunkey stop uploading so god dam much I can't watch your videos go back to yearly videos pls. :(
I think you forgot he stopped making good videos and started uploading daily, and kept to his promise
3:42 "I have to go now, my planet needs me"
Note: Goldman died on the way back to his home planet
What's really insane is how great the typing lessons are in this game, they're honestly better than how I was taught touch-typing in high school.
If you get it on Steam the game has Steam Workshop support and you can download custom word sets from it.
@@Agret that's Overkill, not the original that's in this video
And if you play on the harder difficulties, it's brutally difficult. The only knock on actually learning typing is that it doesn't care about capitalization or spaces.
back in middle school we use to learn how to type by playing this game in my computer class lol.
A lesson only the best of the best will understand.
PS You are the best *but typed quickly thank you autocorrect *
We finally know that G-Man was just short for Goldman
G-Man was Goldman all along
The real Goldman was the friends we made along the way.
For so many years, he hid himself in the shadows.
Type-Life: ALYX
No joke, I learned touch typing through this game on Dreamcast. Typing of the Dead gave me more useful life skills than any other videogame.
1:02 "The typing of the beyd."
dont even get me started on how my familys dead
yor videos suck
(jk i'm just trying to get you started)
@@OsakaBancho yor videos suck
(jk I'm just trying to get you started)
@@OsakaBancho damn you gottem
@@OsakaBancho now we sit and wait for him to get started. only a matter of time
I'm sorry to hear that, Cyranek. Hope someone pulls a funny prank on you tomorrow to cheer you up. :)
It's like they say
The typewriter is mightier than the gun
Especially the Chicago Typewriter.
I honestly hadn't expected "The pinball of the dead" to be real. Wow
Oh wait it is real; I thought it was a photoshopped joke too.
I own it for GBA, they recreated all of the bosses from House of the Dead 2 but you fight them by smacking them with pinballs.
@@magicfishhobo381 even weirder is that it's it's a surprisingly good pinball game. Quite muddy visuals admittedly but fun in its own right
This game holds a special place in my heart. Back in 2014, I asked my parents to get me the game along with a dreamcast for my birthday. That way I could play the game with my parents/siblings. Two weeks before my B-day, I started taking free typing lessons online just to learn how to type before I got the game. Once I actually got it, I played that game for two weeks straight after coming home from school. It just feels really satisfying typing out words lighting fast and seeing the zombies stumble and blown to bits because of me :)
Seems to be a true story
This was actually the game that inspired Kojima to make his masterpiece, Hogan's Castle
You need a license for a gun, but not a keyboard. Dangerous world we live in.
0:00 - this joke is everything
WHERE WAS IT FROM IM TRYING TO REMEMBER
@@triplem9525 Orson Welles wine commercial. He was clearly drunk and screwed up several takes. Fricking hilarious
@@thatrandomderp lol yeah they ended up not using any of the takes and just had ol Orson dubbed over it in post 😂
I literally just found that video like 2 days ago lol. Its one of the best things I've ever seen
@@teddyballgame8791 They ended up reshooting the whole thing another day when he wasn't hungover with no sleep from doing an all nighter film shoot the previous day in Vegas. There's an interview with a producer of the commercials out there and it's an awesome read.
it's like goldman's voice dips into a baldi impression. It's so erratic it's kind of impressive. "A k-successor will coOmE." how
The Voice Acting Is Like Text To Speech
Goldman really was like "I have to go now. My planet needs me"
Goldman died on the way back to his home planet
1:37 for some reason imagining someone running from a chainsaw man saying HEY! MY DAD IS A PLASTIC SURGEON
kills me everytime
He really makes ugly people look pretty
3:24 "In time, a xuxessor will coame"
This is apart of the Shenmue universe.
Ah yes, the classic Shenmue-inverse.
@@thebestking Shenmue-niverse*
@@ShadeKill Shenmueltiverse®**
Dunkey is one of the last of his kind. Truly a UA-cam mastermind.
"[Guns] aren't compatible with any games."
Russian Roulette says otherwise.
And IRL COD
What about the best game of all world war so good the sequel was good
@@vague_hope How does Russian roulette with a keyboard work? I am interested
No man, that was a gun with a clip. If you play russian roulette with one of those, you run out of players really fast
@@vague_hope HOLY SHIT
This is literally how I learned to touch-type
As opposed to telekinetically
This was truly the first strand-TYPE game
HA
Goldman to the game devs.. “thank you for rescuing me”
spoiler alert
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He's not dead anyway...he is coming back in 4th or 5th game in the series
That single frame of Orson Welles at the beginning further solidifies my love for Dunkey and my appreciation for a man so informed in modern culture.
Was looking for this comment. Awwhhayyyy the French champagne
maaaaaaaahhaaaaa the frrrrennchh
"modern"
I'm so glad we finally got to see Goldman take wing
Goldman straight shit his pants then flew away. what a real G
* *Man frantically lying on the floor, awaiting death, hoping for a miracle to save him. Gets saved by said miracle; owes his life and gratitude to the protagonist* *
ᵀʰᵃⁿᵏ ʸᵒᵘ ᶠᵒʳ ʳᵉˢᶜᵘⁱⁿᵍ ᵐᵉ‧
He was embarrassed, ok!
“I don’t wanna die!”
“my god”
3:02 I feel like Goldman is about to ask the bartender for a drink
1:58 "Because this game is a f- masterpiece!"
Ahhh i know right it's pure gold
The guy looking into the sky with keyboard attached to his chest completely broke me. I laughed 2 minutes straight.
Farewell friends!
You know, this sounds like a legitimately fun experience.
No, this isn't a attempt at irony. I'm serious
It's actually kind of a fun game. Too bad the graphics and the voice acting are as bad as they are. They're even worse than this video makes them out to be.
The most annoying thing about this game for me however is the fact that it makes you type a lot of words that aren't even really words as far as I'm concerned. It did still noticeably improve my typing after a while so I guess that's a plus. There are other better sidescrolling typing games but this one's kind of unique.
The overkill version available in Steam is even better tho with regards of voice acting and story. Also you can play the regular the house of the dead overkill and unlock guns
They just remastered The House of The Dead because of dunkey’s video
"Pinball of the dead isnt real, why would dunkey lie like that.."
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oh my god its real
I have remembered my nostalgia for jerma985 and ster seeing dunkey play this. I will now go into a spiral of jerma and ster videos for the next 8 hours
This game was the most clever way to teach a kid or adult how to type. Pure fuckin' GENIUS!
It had everything, branching pathways, powerups that made words harder or easier, even minigames that demonstrated different aspects of typing. The other typing of the dead iteration released lacked all of that, it was basically the same words throughout with no branching pathways and less diverse and amount of minigames.
Even the bosses were the same. This game they were all different, like having to type out a paragraph vs being 100% accurate
"I just shot down a duck by saying fuck."
-Confucius
Not bad, reminds me of a menu board of a chinese restaurant
Ever ordered 'f**k the duck until exploded'?
1:12 "You wanna know how you know it's real? Because it's made by Sega" Lmao
The voice actor for Goldman went on to win 50 awards and a meeting with the world record holder of bowsers big beaned burito
The big government will have to take my keyboard from my cold dead hands.
This game is one of those games that sounds like a joke on paper, but is actually really good.
Drama Mondays keep getting crazier and crazier man
today's friday
@@jongameaddict happy birthday
Today's Wednesday. Australia
toadays duckey
3:18 Goldman states there will be a sequel to the hit American TV show, Friends
This game is the incarnation of the "speedrun among us" meme. You just sweat and type as fast as you can till Goldman flies off
“Goldman! Do you know what you’re doing?”
“Hmm hmm hmm.... I don’t”
So those keyboard typing classes in elementary school were just training us to fight zombies.
Ye gods you had keyboarding in elementary?!! First time I could take it was Highschool. I'm old. >_>
Weird, the ending I remember has Goldman bungie jumping rather than flying into space.
It actually has 3 alternative endings, and which one you get depends on what answers you typed in the last part of the battle with the Emperor (if my memory serves me right).
You can get 3 different endings depending on if you do all correct, all incorrect, or all "crazy" answers in the final battle
"I don't want to die"
dies*
"MY GOD!"
He sounds mildly frustrated that the man died, like "Are you serious? Can't do anything right can you?"
@@davidjosiahberryann6535 Man can't even die right in Detroit!
Nah it's more like
my god...
Who's back here after the house of the dead remake announcement?
But let's be real, this needs a remake too
there making a remake?!?
@@matthew1673 Yee! For the switch
@@DominusTheNephilim This is amazing!
*Spills a can of Dr. Pepper on the keyboard while frantically typing
Jerma moment
I can see where the Bible got the part where Jesus ascends back to heaven
Not gonna lie, a typing game doesn’t sound like a bad idea due to the intensity of the game, but the voice acting and the fact that there carrying keyboards is kinda funny.
It's genuinely way better than any other typing game that exists and you can be DAMN sure I'm counting Mario Teaches Typing.
Alex. Gets it.
Dunkey: Type my daddy is a plastic surgeon and I go
Dunkey's keyboard: speaks in hieroglyphics