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  • @ADoseofBuckley
    @ADoseofBuckley 3 роки тому +23894

    This is why this is the greatest video game channel on UA-cam. 300 other goofballs on here are scrambling to get their Psychonauts 2 reviews up, Dunkey says "here's TEKKEN from 1994 this is what you get today".

    • @rasmustagu
      @rasmustagu 3 роки тому +233

      Exactly

    • @titus17
      @titus17 3 роки тому +444

      out here sounding like a kanye west fan. his content is great but hes just a dude fam

    • @scoutpilgrim5320
      @scoutpilgrim5320 3 роки тому +229

      dunkey's so good, I actually forgot all about psychonauts 2 the second I saw this on my feed
      it's a mastapeece

    • @SBRS47
      @SBRS47 3 роки тому +282

      Psyconauts 2 has tekken a back seat

    • @exeterd9
      @exeterd9 3 роки тому +207

      @@titus17 have you ever experienced satire just once in your pitiful life?

  • @CreepsMcPasta
    @CreepsMcPasta 3 роки тому +7642

    the cutscenes in this game are peak playstation era aesthetic

    • @derekhenriquez5740
      @derekhenriquez5740 3 роки тому +12

      Yes sir

    • @snkerdoodles
      @snkerdoodles 3 роки тому +21

      Where the haunted Tekken disc creepypasta?

    • @Liquid_Mike
      @Liquid_Mike 3 роки тому +3

      I keep seeing you in comments..
      But since you like Oney I know you have good taste

    • @nitrocharge2404
      @nitrocharge2404 3 роки тому +3

      Surprised there hasn't been a narration of a kid's first time trying the game. Nothing bizarre, just the game as-is

    • @Karleetoh
      @Karleetoh 3 роки тому +3

      90s cg fmvs are nightmare fuel for me. sometimes I want a horror game that looks like that

  • @Harry101UK
    @Harry101UK 3 роки тому +6418

    I like how you ended on a cliffhanger.

  • @gamblingking6495
    @gamblingking6495 3 роки тому +2617

    Tekken franchise summed up in one statement: “Heihachi is still alive”

    • @yoshimallow
      @yoshimallow 3 роки тому +99

      If Heihachi is actually dead in Tekken 8, I'm gonna be mildly upset.

    • @TheSkaOreo
      @TheSkaOreo 3 роки тому +218

      “Somehow, Heihachi is still alive”

    • @averageguy6675
      @averageguy6675 3 роки тому +43

      @@yoshimallow Akuma comes in again as a guest character and saves Heihachi to become best friends ☺️

    • @chaotickreg7024
      @chaotickreg7024 3 роки тому +18

      Heihachi needs to come back as a ghost the same way that Jinpachi did

    • @laurentiusmcmxcv
      @laurentiusmcmxcv 3 роки тому +22

      Heihachi will outlive everyone. And i mean, EVERYone

  • @GenericProtagonist118
    @GenericProtagonist118 3 роки тому +673

    "Kazuya likes to collect sneakers."
    Knowing Kazuya that can only mean he steals the shoes off of his opponents the same way General Grievous steals lightsabers.

    • @spookytanooky
      @spookytanooky 3 роки тому +87

      “Your Yeezy’s will make a fine addition to my collection.”

    • @giackthedemonandothermadne2863
      @giackthedemonandothermadne2863 3 роки тому +13

      In tekken 7 he got his sneakers collection back

    • @TimBagels
      @TimBagels 3 роки тому +9

      If shoes fly off of someone in a car accident, that person is dead.
      Therefore, Kazuya steals the shoes that fly off his victims after he kills them

    • @unknowjlm
      @unknowjlm 3 роки тому +5

      Or the same way Nina stole from Anna.

    • @greivrabbah9612
      @greivrabbah9612 3 роки тому +15

      Please note: when heihachi was kicking Lee's face off in that 100% juggle, he had shoes on.. but when kazuya yeeted him off the cliff at the end? Barefoot. Shoes = collected.

  • @questionablekumquats4437
    @questionablekumquats4437 2 роки тому +1492

    King is such a cool character. I hope he stays financially and mentally stable in the next game

    • @seamuswalker6879
      @seamuswalker6879 2 роки тому +206

      Yeah, it would be a shame if he turned to heavy drinking.

    • @thehuman2cs715
      @thehuman2cs715 2 роки тому +169

      It would really suck if the orphanage ran out of money

    • @rossman8919
      @rossman8919 2 роки тому +83

      I hope he isn't killed by a green guy

    • @HarbingerofTKD
      @HarbingerofTKD 2 роки тому +65

      Hope he don't get replaced by some weird jaguarman

    • @mrbigman006
      @mrbigman006 2 роки тому +12

      Who's gonna tell him

  • @officernealy
    @officernealy 3 роки тому +375

    You have to give Namco some credit, it was a pretty nifty idea to make a video game based on the screens you get when making a strike at the bowling alley.

    • @heysamesam
      @heysamesam 3 роки тому +4

      Why isn't this top comment already?

    • @joshuaharper1206
      @joshuaharper1206 3 роки тому

      This comment is legendary

    • @DJNerfStudios
      @DJNerfStudios 3 роки тому +1

      @@mkultra2456 you are racist / based / Baja Blast

    • @DJNerfStudios
      @DJNerfStudios 3 роки тому +3

      @@mkultra2456 wait, so your gay?!?!!?! RGB+ member located!!!!??!!??!?! Twitter moment!!

  • @newtypeofguy6356
    @newtypeofguy6356 3 роки тому +2184

    “Likes: His father’s hateful looks.”
    Kazuya, relax. Lmaooo

    • @tailedgates9
      @tailedgates9 3 роки тому +82

      Kazuya: "I...Fucking...Hate...My...Father..."

    • @crashpal
      @crashpal 3 роки тому +39

      @@tailedgates9 Jin: "I hate my father too"

    • @Weangered
      @Weangered 3 роки тому +2

      not really you?

    • @Weangered
      @Weangered 3 роки тому +1

      @Mariesun 🪶 Not really have you

    • @shockwave.studios
      @shockwave.studios 3 роки тому +23

      Game's whole story is about 4 generations of family having daddy issues

  • @Sicaoisdead
    @Sicaoisdead 3 роки тому +627

    Kazuya’s smile at the end truly is a sight of horror. I see that in my nightmares.

    • @321Tdog
      @321Tdog 3 роки тому +17

      When the imposter is sus

    • @crashpal
      @crashpal 3 роки тому +10

      Then you should see his arcade intro stare

    • @wiseguy240Winston
      @wiseguy240Winston 3 роки тому +3

      So long as your son doesn't throw you off a cliff you'll be fine.

    • @chococandy1
      @chococandy1 3 роки тому +2

      LMAO

    • @homeoftek5844
      @homeoftek5844 2 роки тому +2

      The horror in Tekken 1's graphics would do The Texas Chainsaw Massacre proud lol

  • @Deadgye
    @Deadgye 3 роки тому +883

    "Taking you back to the past, to play the shitty games that suck ass."
    Oh man the nostalgia. I sang it in my head.

    • @rockman00
      @rockman00 3 роки тому +66

      AVGN the original shitposter

    • @walkhardwalk
      @walkhardwalk 3 роки тому +30

      *Tekken you back to the past,

    • @stanherc8883
      @stanherc8883 3 роки тому +30

      the greats paying respect to those who came before

    • @mikeangelo2886
      @mikeangelo2886 3 роки тому +21

      he is still running. Some of the jokes got old, but hey, its still better than nostalgia critic.

    • @spideyjdf1979
      @spideyjdf1979 3 роки тому +6

      hes still at it

  • @Narokkurai
    @Narokkurai 3 роки тому +434

    I like how Kazuya is still a sneakerhead to this very day. Even when you're cybernetic demon who controls half the planet you gotta respect the drip.

    • @Vladiator
      @Vladiator 3 роки тому +26

      A barefoot* cybernetic demon who controls half the planet

    • @izzya8132
      @izzya8132 3 роки тому +29

      In every game after Tekken 1, he is either barefoot or wearing dress shoes. Or like some martial arts foot wrap thing.
      But yeah they either forgot about his affinity for sneakers or just never bothered incorporating it into his design

    • @ckorp666
      @ckorp666 3 роки тому +81

      @@izzya8132 what if he just doesnt bring them to battle bc he treasures them too much, spinkicks are terrible for the tread
      they should give him an intro animation where he kicks off a pair and stows them delicately in their box

    • @Vladiator
      @Vladiator 3 роки тому +36

      @@ckorp666 Kazuya ain't creasing his Blue Force F1 Jayz (I know nothing about sneakers)

    • @Narokkurai
      @Narokkurai 3 роки тому +41

      @@ckorp666 Exactly. No way is he getting bloodstains on his Air Kazumis

  • @kevingeisenhof
    @kevingeisenhof 3 роки тому +2349

    Ngl, I REALLY hope that "to be continued" at the end means we are about to see how Donko reviews every Tekken from now on
    EDIT: OMG! Dunkey actually continued with more Tekken games! Freaking amazing

    • @slakyresisty
      @slakyresisty 3 роки тому +31

      dunkey loves him some tekken, we all know that

    • @Sosukz
      @Sosukz 3 роки тому +8

      Tkken 3,4,5 were cool tho

    • @Sosukz
      @Sosukz 3 роки тому +3

      Maybe 5 not

    • @InaudibleSlinky
      @InaudibleSlinky 3 роки тому +8

      @@Sosukz You say that like he doesnt talk about good games.

    • @christianthomassen8420
      @christianthomassen8420 3 роки тому +7

      Only ever played tekken 2 on the ps1 so I really want to see dunkey play that

  • @thespeedyyoshi
    @thespeedyyoshi 3 роки тому +333

    “But she actually did steal the shoe”
    Oh my gosh, that plot twist is insane.

    • @firstlast8190
      @firstlast8190 3 роки тому +5

      1:30

    • @pentelegomenon1175
      @pentelegomenon1175 3 роки тому +11

      it wasn't a sneaker so I knew Kazuya was innocent

    • @thespeedyyoshi
      @thespeedyyoshi 3 роки тому +1

      @@pentelegomenon1175 I was going to make a joke similar to that in my own but I couldn’t figure out how to do it without it being cluttered XD

    • @asspills
      @asspills 3 роки тому

      THEN WHY DID SHE SLAP HER FRIEND??!

  • @JaiOnline
    @JaiOnline 3 роки тому +788

    “When you get knocked down in Tekken 1, you stay down for about 4 years.”
    I remember playing Tekken 1 after loving the shit out of Tekken 3 and this was my exact experience. Never played it again lmao

    • @JoostShino
      @JoostShino 3 роки тому +79

      When it first came out the game was super fucking fantastic. As soon as tekken 2 came out you simply couldnt stand playing the first anymore.

    • @JaiOnline
      @JaiOnline 3 роки тому +36

      @@JoostShino even tekken 2 had a long time before you can get up.

    • @cygnusprime6728
      @cygnusprime6728 3 роки тому +40

      Yeah when we got a PlayStation 1, we got Tekken 3 first and then our mom was at the store and said she saw the first one. Out of curiosity, my sister and I decided to buy it. After playing it for 25 minutes and seeing the wonky graphics and physics we returned it that same night.

    • @aleksisuuronen9094
      @aleksisuuronen9094 3 роки тому +4

      I don't know I started with three so it's hard to say but when I played one and two shortly after, it is way longer time on those. It's a long while I've played them tho.

    • @LaserStorm117
      @LaserStorm117 3 роки тому

      I just had a bot copy your comment and post it under my comment. These mother fuckers.

  • @robertb.5095
    @robertb.5095 2 роки тому +101

    Loved the nod at AVGN. You'll always be my favorite, Dunkey. I've been watching your work for years.

  • @voidrick1765
    @voidrick1765 3 роки тому +166

    You know this is going to be a good one when he quotes AVGN 20 seconds in.

    • @hussainqureshi9933
      @hussainqureshi9933 3 роки тому +7

      Man, it's hard to believe I was in elementary school when AVGN first uploaded videos to UA-cam. I think his channel name was JamesNintendoNerd(?) and he was still known as the Angry Nintendo Nerd. I love how many UA-camrs and fans in the comments alike can enjoy making references to the Nerd. One of my favorites was when the GamingHistorian did a video on the Roll N' Rocker, and on that same day he uploaded it tons of comments were just AVGN quotes and references, hahaha.

    • @nicholaszustak768
      @nicholaszustak768 3 роки тому +9

      Surprised I had to scroll this far. Almost made a similar comment

    • @kineticbongos
      @kineticbongos 3 роки тому +1

      Surprised no one else called it out

    • @parkerbification
      @parkerbification 3 роки тому

      yeah as much as Dunkey rocks its great to see him referencing a guy who has been doing this forever.

    • @semanticsman5192
      @semanticsman5192 2 роки тому

      @@nicholaszustak768 lol I did

  • @becetbreakgames
    @becetbreakgames 3 роки тому +1125

    Funny thing is this graphics were really awesome when it came out. Tekken made people buy first Playstation, because you wouldn't get something looking that good on other platforms. I remember when I saw that camera moves around fighters my jaw dropped - untill then I only saw 2d fighting games. Tekken and VF were a leap jump in technology.

    • @17Codiferus
      @17Codiferus 3 роки тому +99

      If you went to the arcade it was difficult to even spectate these 2 games there was always such a huge crowd around them.

    • @cypherusuh
      @cypherusuh 3 роки тому +19

      @@17Codiferus if you're alive in the good ole days of arcade gaming, it's even crazier because you could do pvp. And most of the time, it gets very heated

    • @lintlickers
      @lintlickers 3 роки тому +2

      becet break, listen kiddo, youre only 14.

    • @AlexSchwartzATV
      @AlexSchwartzATV 3 роки тому +8

      Honest to god, even as a kid i hated ps1 graphics. N64 felt slightly better. PS2 finally felt decent.

    • @Showmatic
      @Showmatic 3 роки тому +24

      @@AlexSchwartzATV the PS1 was a 32-bit system while the N64 was a 64-bit system, so of course the graphics were better. But the PS1 was released 2 years prior so it was obviously dated in comparison.

  • @profhobo8681
    @profhobo8681 8 місяців тому +29

    4:16 the craziest part is that they referenced Kazuya's hobby in his Tekken 8 arcade ending. He gets interviewed after conquering the world, and he shows off his sneakers collection room. It's hillarious

  • @RealBootleg
    @RealBootleg 3 роки тому +470

    I hope Ken has more Tek in the next one

    • @falo4043
      @falo4043 3 роки тому +1

      Ikr, i also think that they should turn akuma back into a demon instead of a bear and re-add the a on his name, these dumb changes is why streets of virtua fights is going downhill

    • @calsius3502
      @calsius3502 3 роки тому +4

      @@AxxLAfriku no one gives a shit.

    • @Joe-us6rf
      @Joe-us6rf 3 роки тому

      @@falo4043 it took them 7 games to get it right but it’s why tekken 7 was such a success

  • @TJBrumfield
    @TJBrumfield 3 роки тому +537

    You can't leave me on a literal cliffhanger with a plot this serious and intense.
    Does the shoe get returned?

    • @enderbro977
      @enderbro977 2 роки тому +6

      Now that's an underrated comment!!! I laughed more than i should have.

    • @NollyProject
      @NollyProject 2 роки тому +28

      Spoilers: No, it did not, which is why Nina and Anna constantly try to kill each other in later games

    • @Tha-mountain
      @Tha-mountain 2 роки тому +1

      @@NollyProject petty

    • @tyrkun1624
      @tyrkun1624 Рік тому +1

      no

    • @neinja66469
      @neinja66469 Рік тому +3

      @@Tha-mountain sister moment

  • @benjamingardner3314
    @benjamingardner3314 3 роки тому +354

    For real though, I grew up playing Tekken original, was one of the first 3d fighting games with personality. That ending with Kazuya made me cry laughing the first time I saw it. At the beginning, they first play Hihatchi throwing Kazuya off as a serious, sinister moment. That second time at the end, with that goofy smile, perfection.
    The whole video game was charming as hell.

    • @kudosbudo
      @kudosbudo 3 роки тому +3

      No.
      It was the ONLY fighting game anyone actually had. Teh PSX had way more 3d fighting games with wauy more personality but no bugger played em cos everyone just latche donto Tekkan. Kensai Sacred Fist for example was a way better Tekkan than Tekkan but nobody playe dit cos they didn't branch out, they just bought Tekkan two and then 3. PSX has TONS of amazing fighting games that no bugger even knows about.

    • @dukinuki9959
      @dukinuki9959 3 роки тому +37

      @@kudosbudo Could you type that again without having a stroke while doing it

    • @venom74799
      @venom74799 Рік тому

      @@kudosbudoIt’s been over a year and this still makes absolutely no sense whatsoever.

    • @adventuringwolf8517
      @adventuringwolf8517 6 місяців тому

      ​@@kudosbudo Lotta cool experimental games from that era. I just learned about Bushido Blade not that long ago. I gotta check out the ones you mentioned. Thanks for posting about them.

  • @realkingofantarctica
    @realkingofantarctica 3 роки тому +303

    Hideo Kojima really knocked it out of the park with this one, can't wait to see what he does with Kessen 2.

    • @ShiddyKong
      @ShiddyKong 3 роки тому +1

      No no no, it's spelled "Tekken 2"

    • @Sernival
      @Sernival 3 роки тому +7

      itll be called Tekkens

    • @yosefyonin6824
      @yosefyonin6824 3 роки тому +2

      little did we know that Tekken was the first ever Strand-type game bere even Strand existed

    • @gamingscrudley5118
      @gamingscrudley5118 3 роки тому +4

      Kessen 2, haven’t played it yet, classic

    • @elmono6299
      @elmono6299 3 роки тому

      Kessen 3 has a secret unlockable character. It is Yoshi from the Disney anime, the Land before Time. To unlock Yoshi, win a high score in survival horror mode and type your name as @$$.

  • @martiandracula7771
    @martiandracula7771 3 роки тому +281

    If this is part of a review of all the Tekken games, I'm interested.

    • @Laszlo5897
      @Laszlo5897 3 роки тому +1

      Otherwise, I am NOT.

    • @ju1cycrackfa1ry
      @ju1cycrackfa1ry 3 роки тому

      This was the first proto-strand type game

    • @badeji.
      @badeji. 3 роки тому

      I really really hope so

  • @DementedDuskull
    @DementedDuskull 3 роки тому +141

    3:28 Tekken was the first horror game to perfectly simulate how terrifying bears are.

  • @christophersimon601
    @christophersimon601 3 роки тому +189

    This should really be a series. I can't wait for Tag Tournament.

    • @WastedPotential17
      @WastedPotential17 3 роки тому +2

      I can't wait for Tag Tournament Too.
      I mean, also. And Tag Tournament Two.

    • @Onesteve3333
      @Onesteve3333 3 роки тому +1

      You guys are amateurs. Real Tekken pros are waiting for the Tekken volleyball episode.

    • @TYMEKOPZ
      @TYMEKOPZ 3 роки тому

      @@Onesteve3333 nah but whens tekken 3d prime tho

  • @sircatsalot5316
    @sircatsalot5316 3 роки тому +125

    I wanna take this time as a reminder that in Tekken 1 King's df1 is +9 on hit and +93 on BLOCK which leads into a launcher. Yeah you lose a turn if you get hit and lose harder if you block! So the strat was to throw out df1 until they block so you could do a combo.

    • @chiefbawor_thegr8966
      @chiefbawor_thegr8966 3 роки тому +5

      That's wacky

    • @Kirbyfan87827
      @Kirbyfan87827 3 роки тому +3

      I am begging you to speak English my wife and kids are starving

    • @innertuber4049
      @innertuber4049 3 роки тому +1

      Fighting game characters should never have a +93 move, don't care what anyone says

    • @roboknobthesnob
      @roboknobthesnob 3 роки тому

      I like your words, magic man

  • @gengarusedaids5637
    @gengarusedaids5637 8 місяців тому +25

    So now his Tekken8 character ending makes even more sense

  • @VoteWillows
    @VoteWillows 3 роки тому +486

    the subtle homage to avgn is always nostalgic

    • @blongus
      @blongus 3 роки тому +6

      Claaaasic

    • @clarkguinocor8159
      @clarkguinocor8159 3 роки тому +3

      What's the timestamp?

    • @Moud_M
      @Moud_M 3 роки тому +22

      @@clarkguinocor8159 0:19

    • @mariogallego5513
      @mariogallego5513 3 роки тому

      homage? Or rip off? The first thing that ran thru my mind when I heard it was rip off. Idk

    • @big3201
      @big3201 3 роки тому +51

      @@mariogallego5513 It was just for a joke dude.

  • @Unforbidden
    @Unforbidden 3 роки тому +179

    “After being thrown into a volcano Kazuya perfected the art of throwing people off cliffs to spite his dad.” - Tekken 8 Story

  • @Tastylettuce12
    @Tastylettuce12 2 роки тому +50

    That zoom in on his face talking about yeezus shoes was probably some of the most golden comedy I have ever experienced.

  • @nestalert
    @nestalert 3 роки тому +121

    I love the running gag of dunkey confusing tekken with kessen

    • @Hatouli
      @Hatouli 3 роки тому +1

      almost a decade with this joke and it doesn't get old

  • @kantokid5959
    @kantokid5959 3 роки тому +207

    Tekken 5 having 1, 2, and 3 in it was the greatest deal of all time.

    • @paperluigi6132
      @paperluigi6132 3 роки тому +4

      Then I hope we get a Tekken 4-6 collection on Nintendo Switch soon so more people can play these games.

    • @WoobyMe
      @WoobyMe 3 роки тому +24

      @@paperluigi6132 so then Tekken 4-6 would have 5 in it, which has 1,2,3, so it would actually be Tekken 1-6? Tekken: The Complete Saga??

    • @elsenor8208
      @elsenor8208 3 роки тому +2

      I can see Tekken 5 having 2 and 3 in it, but not 1. Maybe if it was 1 and 4 instead.

    • @kantokid5959
      @kantokid5959 3 роки тому +13

      @@elsenor8208 5 on ps2 legit came with the arcade versions of 1, 2, and 3 on it. It was awesome.

    • @casulscrub5978
      @casulscrub5978 3 роки тому +3

      @@WoobyMe I would pay good money for a Tekken Anthology if one came out.

  • @phonyponybologna1070
    @phonyponybologna1070 3 роки тому +31

    My first Tekken game was 4, but I wish I could have played the first ones when they originally came out, so I could really appreciate how far the series has come.

    • @johnny1334
      @johnny1334 2 роки тому +4

      Tekken 4 was great!

    • @teejaymackk7389
      @teejaymackk7389 Рік тому

      @@johnny1334 yeah it was great my favorite is tekken 2

  • @HoDoBoDo
    @HoDoBoDo 3 роки тому +145

    Kazuya's smile remains to be the most iconic thing from Tekken.

  • @KCAKAAB234
    @KCAKAAB234 3 роки тому +298

    The cutscenes have the same animation and story quality as the old bowling alley cutscenes that play after your turn

  • @MultiPain101
    @MultiPain101 3 роки тому +17

    4:14 that cover will haunt my nightmares

  • @ethansexton2590
    @ethansexton2590 3 роки тому +280

    Hey, is Dunkey okay? He doesn’t seem to realize he’s playing Kessen.

    • @kikiintimesqar
      @kikiintimesqar 3 роки тому +2

      Let my Tonbo-giri be your passage to Hell!

    • @Nem_FFXIV
      @Nem_FFXIV 3 роки тому +1

      ahhh kessen I couldnt remember what it was called lol

  • @LonelySandwich
    @LonelySandwich 3 роки тому +1422

    This game really TEKKEN me back

  • @TexiTheTycoon
    @TexiTheTycoon 3 роки тому +67

    I remember playing this a lot as a child when i was around 6 or 7. My mom thought it was too violent and threw it in the trash. For years i didnt remember the name of the game and then i finally stumbled over the title again some years back and got really excited. Thank you for making this video!

    • @sega_pico
      @sega_pico 3 роки тому +3

      how tf is this violent
      she must be a karen

    • @EternalSilverDragon
      @EternalSilverDragon 3 роки тому +9

      One of the things I liked about this game as a kid was how non violent it was. Mortal Kombat had blood, gore and fatalities, while Tekken had flashes of bright colors.

    • @sega_pico
      @sega_pico 3 роки тому +7

      this is like water is wet

    • @WastePlace
      @WastePlace 3 роки тому +11

      She must’ve not heard about mortal kombat if she thought Tekken was violent lol

    • @nxght6694
      @nxght6694 2 роки тому +7

      parents

  • @Coolmark123
    @Coolmark123 3 роки тому +1612

    But is it as good as Leah’s Spaghetti and Meatballs?

  • @nim1990
    @nim1990 3 роки тому +23

    0:19 I appreciate that AVGN reference more than I probably should

  • @alexallen126
    @alexallen126 3 роки тому +30

    Yoshimitsu’s theme song is so iconic it’s literally in almost every tekken game

  • @crysoarl7344
    @crysoarl7344 3 роки тому +283

    I've been holding out so far, but you're review has finally convinced me to get Tekken for my PS1. Thanks Dunkey.

    • @caseysummers3437
      @caseysummers3437 3 роки тому +38

      C'mon man, you are a little late to the Tekken train. All the kids are talking about Tekken 2 now

    • @punkrockh3ad
      @punkrockh3ad 3 роки тому +11

      @@caseysummers3437 I’ve heard tekken 3 gonna have amazing graphics and gameplay. Can’t wait for the release.

    • @PadsterX
      @PadsterX 3 роки тому +4

      DuckStation

    • @ImperialRonod
      @ImperialRonod 3 роки тому +6

      @@PadsterX quack

  • @JJGamezMC
    @JJGamezMC 3 роки тому +23

    I hope this is the first in a long Tekken retrospective series going through all 9 games.

  • @MegaOctobot
    @MegaOctobot 3 роки тому +37

    My brain wiped all memory of Jack's existence until now

  • @BigBoss15310
    @BigBoss15310 3 роки тому +202

    Oh hell yes: my favorite Liam Neeson action movie finally getting Dunkey’s love

    • @Jbtigers5
      @Jbtigers5 3 роки тому +4

      This made me laugh more than it should've lol bravo

  • @jaytrunks
    @jaytrunks 3 роки тому +49

    “And I love nuts, pecans especially.”
    *shows walnuts*

    • @kenobishogun
      @kenobishogun 3 роки тому +3

      idk why but this part really got me

  • @NIDELLANEUM
    @NIDELLANEUM 8 місяців тому +3

    4:16 Kazuya's Tekken 8 ending references this by showing his Sneakers' collection, which means that this instruction manual is *canon*
    This feels so sweet. I imagined Yoshimitsu playing videogames in his free time, Nina watching old Tom & Jerry episodes (perhaps comparing them to Anna and herself) and Law going fishing. I just love those images now

  • @BobtheX
    @BobtheX 3 роки тому +29

    The image of Kazuya admiring his wall of Nike Air Forces in a quiet room of the Mishima Corp headquarters; it really puts a smile on my face.

  • @MIIC4H
    @MIIC4H 3 роки тому +615

    “This game is nuts, and I love nuts. Pecans especially.”
    *shows pictures of walnuts*

    • @K4inan
      @K4inan 3 роки тому +12

      Yeah thats the joke dumbo

    • @oussamaokbi
      @oussamaokbi 3 роки тому +37

      ​@@K4inan Don't call him a dumbo you Bozo

    • @Choo-choo-chookcha
      @Choo-choo-chookcha 3 роки тому +8

      It's the little things like this that make Dunkey's stuff good

    • @DJSEMML
      @DJSEMML 3 роки тому +7

      Way to ruin a joke by explaining it

    • @GummyGopher
      @GummyGopher 3 роки тому +6

      Walnuts, Peanuts, Pineapple smells. Grapes, Melons, Oranges and Coconut shells! AHH YEAH!!

  • @D.H.1082
    @D.H.1082 8 місяців тому +7

    4:37 PoV, you're in an argument with someone who thinks Heihachi isn't making an appearance in Tekken 8.

  • @pachanas703
    @pachanas703 3 роки тому +138

    If this is the start of a series where the story of every Tekken game is interpreted by Dunkey, I'm here for it.

  • @blindingmule7355
    @blindingmule7355 3 роки тому +115

    Every time this man post a video, my day becomes better

  • @Crooked_Mantis
    @Crooked_Mantis 8 місяців тому +10

    4:16 They remembered this well...

  • @VictorHPaiva
    @VictorHPaiva 3 роки тому +111

    There were moments I was questioning myself, "is this truly the game or Dunkey learned cheap 3D modeling just to make this video?"

    • @20thoughts
      @20thoughts 3 роки тому +4

      I got a gun / no mind no ear no nose no ham / shoot the mind ear nose ham

    • @qqq386
      @qqq386 3 роки тому +8

      I see you are too young and didn't live the glorious PSone era

    • @VictorHPaiva
      @VictorHPaiva 3 роки тому +3

      @@qqq386 I missed the early days, only got a PSone by the late '90, together with a Tekken 3. Too late for this piece of art.

    • @SuperNanoBros
      @SuperNanoBros 3 роки тому +3

      @@VictorHPaiva the PS1 did came out in the late 90' tho.

    • @d4c53
      @d4c53 3 роки тому +1

      @@SuperNanoBros Nah it came out in '94

  • @egontokessy1610
    @egontokessy1610 3 роки тому +8

    That music at 1:48 for the desert stage always filled me with a sense of dread.

  • @Sabbalab92
    @Sabbalab92 3 роки тому +11

    I keep hearing the "Tekken" at 4:23 as "Chicken" and it makes me laugh.

  • @TheGamingDandy
    @TheGamingDandy 3 роки тому +119

    The opening cutscene of Tekken 5 made me laugh every time. Just dramatically announcing "Heihachi Mishima...IS DEAD"

    • @GenericProtagonist118
      @GenericProtagonist118 3 роки тому +3

      But is he?

    • @k4rec4
      @k4rec4 3 роки тому +9

      @@GenericProtagonist118 Nope. Half a minute after the loading screen, you can select him from character roster.

    • @ultralowspekken
      @ultralowspekken 3 роки тому +6

      @@k4rec4 gotta unlock him first. iirc you unlock him second to last just before Devil Jin or something. I might be wrong though, I played through the game a long time ago.

    • @kaproskarleto5136
      @kaproskarleto5136 3 роки тому +1

      @@GenericProtagonist118 heihachi? Psycho Mantis?

    • @matthewmosquera1998
      @matthewmosquera1998 3 роки тому +1

      My brother and I still randomly quote that to this day. Good times

  • @Jayko92279
    @Jayko92279 3 роки тому +40

    Tekken 2 is the best, can't wait. The intro sequence rocked my socks when I was a wee lad.

    • @porkcutlet3920
      @porkcutlet3920 3 роки тому +2

      Nah, it felt really janky compared to Tekken 3. It was still miles better compared to the first game though.

  • @banryu79
    @banryu79 3 роки тому +13

    I still remember the perfect combo of doom with King. It starts with the supplex, immediately followed by a low sweep kick, a tombstone, another one and... Boom! You got a Perfect in every single round, game over!
    I was so disappointed when I tried it in Tekken 2 and found it didn't work like that anymore, the bastards! :)

  • @James-fi6ky
    @James-fi6ky 3 роки тому +73

    Tekken really makes you *feel* like a large beaver.

  • @picturebreakdown
    @picturebreakdown 3 роки тому +233

    I’d like to personally give an award to the people who commented “first” to commemorate their stupendous achievement

  • @myhatisonfire
    @myhatisonfire Рік тому +3

    0:18 that subtle nod to AVGN was so nice to hear

  • @dartfeld9810
    @dartfeld9810 3 роки тому +177

    2:27 "The damage on them is absolutely insane."
    Paul: "sweats nervously"

    • @Tom3kkk
      @Tom3kkk 3 роки тому +4

      Kinda surprised dunkey didnt mention how Kings df1 launched on block, or heihachi death combos

    • @viscountrainbows6452
      @viscountrainbows6452 3 роки тому

      Getting combo'd in Tekken by the merciless CPU be like "Thanks for letting me have one leg-sweep worth of health ya fffffffrick."

  • @Switchell2
    @Switchell2 3 роки тому +27

    0:13 "But did you know there was a Persona game before Persona 3? Yeah, I'm not kidding."

    • @Drew3966
      @Drew3966 Рік тому +2

      Probably 3 even?

  • @sinjin8576
    @sinjin8576 3 роки тому +108

    "This game sucks ass, not really but kinda" actually sums up every game from the PS1 era.

    • @germanrud9904
      @germanrud9904 3 роки тому +7

      Nah there are genuine gems

    • @Alienrun
      @Alienrun 3 роки тому +9

      Sums up how I feel about a lot of games with obvious merit but just don't hold up to modern standards for whatever reason

  • @Floris5de
    @Floris5de 3 роки тому +19

    I remember playing this with my dad back in the day. I loved this game and was so impressed on how good the characters looked. This brought back so many memories for me Dunk.

  • @SphericAlpha
    @SphericAlpha 3 роки тому +11

    That subtle nod to AVGN in the beginning made me smile

    • @robertluong3024
      @robertluong3024 3 роки тому +1

      Damn right. Dunkey respects those that came before.

  • @misellus3931
    @misellus3931 8 місяців тому +4

    its actually so fucking sick that tekken 8 shows kazuyas shoe collection mentioned all the way back from the first game

  • @s.w.4409
    @s.w.4409 3 роки тому +26

    Normally I don't get new releases right away but this tekken game looks really good. Thanks for review!

  • @caiomesquita268
    @caiomesquita268 3 роки тому +27

    "He is going over that cliff! *AGRH*"
    tekken, for the last 20 years

  • @kitsinthewebs222
    @kitsinthewebs222 8 місяців тому +5

    Anyone returned to this video cuz they remembered Kazuya's hobbies in Tekken 8?

  • @irvancrocs1753
    @irvancrocs1753 3 роки тому +22

    I remember back then i and my cousin thought Kazuya was a new character in Tekken 4, because we started play the game from Tekken 3 so we don't know anything about the lore before, and we were also thinking he was Jin's rival back then lol, didn't realize he is actually Jin's father.

    • @joetoaster447
      @joetoaster447 3 роки тому +1

      And then in Tekken 6 Kazuya is a robot for some reason

  • @T0mBr1dg3
    @T0mBr1dg3 3 роки тому +17

    3:56 “We trade one villain for another” ~ Keith David as the Arbiter

  • @bebop5831
    @bebop5831 2 роки тому +10

    1:30...94th Academy Awards

  • @thefinalpie
    @thefinalpie 3 роки тому +28

    I remember this being one of the games that had playable music through a cd player. You bet I recorded it onto cassette to bring with me everywhere!

  • @deathsyth8888
    @deathsyth8888 3 роки тому +20

    "Playing Tekken makes you feel like you've been dropped off a cliff/into a volcano."
    - Dunkey (probably)

  • @TheOblomoff
    @TheOblomoff 8 місяців тому +3

    30 years later - Kazuya has the greatest shoes collection the world has ever seen.

  • @BonsaiPop
    @BonsaiPop 3 роки тому +1063

    This may be a stupid question, but is there a Tekken 3 with netcode out there? Cause that’s the shit I need rn.

    • @zachv183
      @zachv183 3 роки тому +45

      Idk but I’d imagine it could be on Fightcade

    • @Turkey_GamingREAL
      @Turkey_GamingREAL 3 роки тому +177

      @juliette Irene i dont think anyone has fallen for that in the history of the internet

    • @smeehee
      @smeehee 3 роки тому +31

      @@zachv183 fightcade doesn’t have any of the tekkens sadly

    • @isaacmyron1692
      @isaacmyron1692 3 роки тому +42

      @@Turkey_GamingREAL speak for yourself mate

    • @arbiter-
      @arbiter- 3 роки тому +9

      Tekken 3 never existed.

  • @tbtb66
    @tbtb66 3 роки тому +32

    The AVGN reference put a big dumb smile on my face

  • @fredosupremetheamericandre6577
    @fredosupremetheamericandre6577 3 роки тому +5

    I really hope you keep going by reviewing all the games in sequence. This was golden!

  • @nafisarafat1044
    @nafisarafat1044 3 роки тому +281

    Tekken's story can actually beat a lot of modern day titles. Pretty enjoyable. Actually made me laugh.

    • @Yokasyan
      @Yokasyan 3 роки тому +15

      wtf these bot massages "im better then ...." like who cares nobody gonna say "noooou you are not"

    • @roynadan6167
      @roynadan6167 3 роки тому +2

      @YeaMan no you're not

    • @abub-bj5vz
      @abub-bj5vz 3 роки тому +6

      @YeaMan noooou you are not

    • @DJNerfStudios
      @DJNerfStudios 3 роки тому

      @YeaMan imagine liking rap music

    • @Lattamonsteri
      @Lattamonsteri 3 роки тому

      I disagree. It can maybe win street fighter storylines but fighting game stories have really shook me to the core with dumbness. At least mortal kombat 11 looks good x)

  • @JM-ii2yk
    @JM-ii2yk 3 роки тому +12

    I remember playing Tekken 2 on an arcade machine at the hotel when I was like 7 on our beach vacation. I wasn't that good but I was impressed with the polished graphics and especially the framerate. Probably the earliest I remember noticing the smoothness of 60fps 3D coming from the SNES I had at the house

  • @DementedDuskull
    @DementedDuskull 3 роки тому +25

    Based on how complex the editing is in this video, I can confirm that Dunkey has finally stopped using iMovie.

  • @theultimatebagelmaster
    @theultimatebagelmaster 3 роки тому +29

    Love that AVGN reference.

  • @jonzo22
    @jonzo22 3 роки тому +30

    I grew up playing tekken 2, that was the best thing ever and we would play it all night, but I never knew why hihachi was climbing up the cliff in the intro until today

    • @Metalton95
      @Metalton95 3 роки тому +1

      There's a video with a full recap of the story.. it's pretty damn funny, how much rock climbing each game's intro/outro cinematic has - and Jin, Kazuya & Heihachi never seem to learn :D

    • @feztheaimless
      @feztheaimless 3 роки тому

      literally same

  • @muchlovegambine949
    @muchlovegambine949 Рік тому +3

    Your reviews are great and you don’t need it but you earned a new subscriber. I love video game UA-cam’s big and small but this one of the most straight to the point entertaining channels I’ve seen.

  • @A_Funne_Boi
    @A_Funne_Boi 3 роки тому +15

    That scream of unfitered fear after seeing kuma gives me life

  • @picturebreakdown
    @picturebreakdown 3 роки тому +26

    Mad respect for the truly loyal fans who got here early enough to see this

    • @LockhartDan
      @LockhartDan 3 роки тому +2

      Man, ur What If and Bad Batch Breakdowns are really well done! Keep it up 👍

  • @pyrojack8230
    @pyrojack8230 8 місяців тому +10

    WAIT THATS WHY KAZUYA'S CHARACTER ENDING IN 8 IS HIM REVEALING HIS SNEAKER COLLECTION???

  • @lenardregencia
    @lenardregencia 3 роки тому +10

    For someone who collects Sneakers, Kazuya is sure not wearing one @ 3:49

  • @Change51
    @Change51 3 роки тому +70

    “This is like throwing Heihachi off a cliff at Dunkey’s house”- Gex

  • @mikekasabion
    @mikekasabion 8 місяців тому +4

    4:18 the fact that kazuya’s sneaker collection is his ending in T8…

  • @TequilaSunset_
    @TequilaSunset_ 3 роки тому +29

    The greatest game

  • @yannatoko9898
    @yannatoko9898 3 роки тому +9

    I always appreciate Chrono Trigger music, that was nice.

  • @seanyoung9014
    @seanyoung9014 3 роки тому +3

    I learned on Tekken 2 but this game will always hold a special place in my heart. The one in my local arcade had the volume jacked way up so the KO sound fx always had everyone looking around like "Wtf was that?" Lol good times.

  • @SkyTied
    @SkyTied 3 роки тому +10

    Thanks to Dunkey, I now know there were games before Tekken 3.

  • @samueld8413
    @samueld8413 3 роки тому +11

    Ah yes, Kessen. Truly a pioneer in 3D Fighting-Type Games

  • @dion8895
    @dion8895 8 місяців тому +3

    Meanwhile, in the future of Tekken, it turns out that Kuma was the true son that Heihachi loved all along.

  • @highoctanesynx7950
    @highoctanesynx7950 3 роки тому +24

    "What people forget about tekken is that it was originally a horror game"
    I nearly died laughing this is so true 🤣🤣