WHAT NOT TO DO AS A VIOLINIST
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I'm jealous of everyone that can play both the piano and the violin.
Miriam Tong Let me just tell you that it's hard to remember to practice both...
I play both. It isn’t that hard for me, but I confuse the fingers sometimes.
I play the piano and guitar... Yeah you can play whatever instrument you want. Just keep practicing 40 hours a day!
@@allysonmorgan5009 hahahahaaha at the begining I used to confuse my second finger 'cause in piano that's third finger.. That was a lil problem for a while 😂😂😂
They are like real life Ling Ling's to me lol
Flashbacks to school band when the vocalists would sing out of tune, and then claim that I was either playing it wrong, or the ELECTRIC piano needed tuning. Gotta love accompanying
omg i feel you
Rosa Lysiak dang i that when it happens.
Or if the vocalist suddenly decides to speed up while you play
Like Jfc stay in tempo
peridot the dorito. That was by far the worst. I remember getting a lecture about how the band needs to follow the vocalist, not the other way around. Which is all well and good but when you've got a band with 20+ people trying to co-ordinate instruments and then suddenly having to freestyle to compensate for the singer not doing their job properly, it does not end well.
Rosa Lysiak I have never read something more relatable
"Oh piano is easy, you're an accompanist you can play everything"
May DJMH it was a quote from the video-they weren’t dissing ya’
May DJMH I agree. Then there are sometimes where piano accompaniment can be hard when the left hand has faster notes in a very weird fashion while the right hand has slower notes.
@@MegaGermanShepherds this is true
I honestly feel the exact opposite. Especially regarding pianists. That is why I refuse to be a second or viola. I'm a first violin btw (who is forever last or second-to-last chair).
Franck violin sonata
Enough said
And the last one:
Violinist: Ok, that's good, but on measure 3, can you do vibrato on the final note?
Pianist: ...
Piantist: can you play a ninth chord instead of thirds? What do you mean "only four strings"?
Violinist: Also, use more bow.
Also, use more rosin.
_Vibrato on the piano?_
Just wiggle your fingers
"Is the piano out of tune?" - You guys killed me with this one!! XD
Machoucha Cha bwahahaha😂😂😂
*SPOILER ALERT* :))))))
Haha..same!😂😂
Machoucha Cha that scene is hilarious. I’m dying from laughter.
I pity Eddie.
You'd be surprised at how many soloists there are that don't actually know what a quarter rest is
or just put a whole rest where there is none and call it a "breath"
You just made me choke on my food xD flashbacks
Emily C. I'm getting bad at distinguishing between abunch of different notes when paying, like a quater note with the dot(see? I also suck at music theory).
Emily C. I suck at reading the not E and D on a line. I worry about myself.
I also suck at music theory..:/
Same initials
Video title: what not to do as a violinist
Actual video: 7 minutes of accompanist being verbally abused by violinist
edit: y'all i know i messed up by saying accompanist instead of piano. at the time i was thinking about the video and mixed it up. please stop correcting me cuz I too am a pianist
This video applies to all soloists. Singers, trumpeters, trombonists, flutists, clarinetists (if they solo), etc.
*pianist
@@navindavoodi6065 damn beat me to it
It was 666 i ruined it, i made 667
@@navindavoodi6065 no he definitely meant accompanists. You are nothing more to us.
I don’t even play an instrument and every time I’m like “same”
Same
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hsu mosquito I like ur pfp😌
Hahaha
The step chickens are invading youtube
abusing an overplayed repertoire violinist? You mean when bassists and cellists are forced to sit though Pachabell's Canon in D?
Omg I just played that a month ago, and our poor cellist almost gave up 😂😂
Feel you
Jazz Daddy Criticisms I'm a violinist and I feel so bad for basses and cellist, they have it so bad
THOSE FREAKING 8 NOTES! DAMN YOU PACHELBEL!
Poor souls
I was at school and someone was playing the cello, and this boy in my class is like, 'Oh look at that bass violin.' Like fuck..
Animelover 349 "bass violin" JUST NO. No.
Animelover 349 some 6th grader called my bass a violin trombone. People can be very retarded
I mean he was kind of right, the longer name of a cello is a violoncello
Koneko Chan I play stand up bass. Imagine everyone saying, "hey look at that big cello"
Animelover 349 I can not count how many times this has happened to me as a cello player.
Can you just play piano on the piano?
Can you just play in tune on the violin?
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Apply cold water to the area of buuurrrnnnn!!!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
💀
Wolfie A. *goes and plays viola after being completely destroyed*
Can you just play violin on the violin?
The joke is that piano is a dynamic as well as an instrument, and I'm intentionally messing up the two.
Time stamp?
I especially love when SINGERS say “are you okay with sight reading this? The piano part is very easy...”
The Habanera is easy tho
But a lot of them are. Mostly anything Italian up to Verdi (which feels like most of their repertoire), half of Mozart (which is most of the remainder of opera), much of Schubert if it's for their lesson, a reasonable amount of other arias. Now if it's No Word from Tom...
But it’s true tho
@@ape2533 except for the fact that you have to read two bars of music where both of them can have complicated chords comoared to one line with almost any other instrument.
Omg I’m 14 and play the piano, this happens SO MUCH with my singing friends
accompanists are the real heroes. they have to deal with so much ego and other soloist bullshit. I try to be as nice as I can but they are always so patient and I really appreciate it.
Sanity016 as a pianist, thank you. yes, we are extremely patient
Sanity016 iiii
Kinda fun though when it works out perfectly
*coughs* pianist 😂
Don't ever feel bad for us accompanists... I get paid for that shit! $$$👍 (If I were required to COMPOSE an accompaniment, it would be a different story, but I don't mind pluncking out a few bars of continuo to the tune of $20/hr.)
LEARNING THE BRAHMS IN 3 DAYS this is why I ask people six months in advance what they want to play so I don't suffer massively
also not being paid I FEEL SO MUCH AAAAAA A AA A A A
Michael D. SSSSSSSSSSSSSAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEE
god brahms i play the clarinet and what my accompanist has to play terrifies me man
Ada Ou i'd rather be terrified of my accompanist than standing in awkward silence with him for a solid 30 minutes staring at his red afro
Ada Ou -- Pianists who are willing to collaborate with wind players are brave souls indeed.
We played carmen at school in orchestra. I play the cello.
After the rehearsal we all wanted to get our pinky finger amputated
Omg I feel you. I've played cello since I was 7 (yeah I was small) and a year later we played it I was so dead inside
Played it on bassoon a few years ago, as quite an amature. Was so horrible....... I know where you are coming from
Ikr
I'm a flute. I played the violin part. Mistake.
I.am.cellist.
"The Violinist that hasn't practiced"
*I felt that*
I feel this as a pianist. But I'm also guilty as a violinist.
Mantu Lal Same but cello for me XD
Same
"Can you play piano on the piano?"
"Can you play in tune?"
OOOOHHHHHHHHHH THIS JUST GOT REAL
Best diss in the world.
(I am violinist, the struggle is real)
Gosia Mendrek preach my friend.....preach 👏👏
Laura K THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN A SICK BURN 😅😅
Laura K youre supposed to hear "can you play instrument on viola?" VIOLA. VIO-LA. I know there is similarity but don't ridicoulus!
Laura K hahaha Gosia is obviously a violist 😅😅😅
"You are an accompanist, yOu cAN pLaY e V e R i t H i N G"
🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂
* cringes in pianist *
🙃🙃🔫
The "abusing an overplayed repertoire" one...
way too true.
cheer up there lonely viola
As a pianist, violinist and a violist, I'm amused at 3:00 am. I love you guys
Fire Slug violist...
Mason hey what's up
Mason I'm guessing that's viola
criticise the lullaby
is a viola a violin wannabe?
Yao Teck Ng no it's just a slightly differently sized/sounding violin I think
I was at my school talent show and I said I was gonna play the keyboard and a girl shouts" you can't play a computer!"( Face palm )
Wow 4.5k likes thnx guys! I feel special ✨
Kkgaming I'm pissing myself
😂😂 oh babe, no
I play keyboard!
I mean she's wrong both ways, Virtual Piano yo.
Thats funny
4:23 Cellists during Canon in D
Me in boring 4th grade songs but I’m 6th
You wouldn't happen to know the song they played at that time do you?
cameron sylvester It’s Carmen Habanera if you’re still looking for it.
I'm not a cellist, but i've seen the sheet music for Canon in D quartet so..
Pit Orchestra Cellists during Habanera
Eddy’s facial expressions here are PURE GOLD. Very well done!
"This is the loudest my instrument can play. It's a kochickawawa made in 2012." I want a kochickawawa violin now XD
4:45 "Pianist have just committed a suicide" R.I.P
Mirai Morihiko dead
Carmen habanera
What song was that?
But I have not
“Pianist found dead on piano, fingers still playing the tune of Habanera”
" it's a Kachikawawa made in 2012" .....omg ur killing me 😂😂😂
Omfggggg, I was totally rolling when he said that!
Literally no one!😂😂
Brett's facial expression is my spirit animal.
So I feel the pianist but I'm even more guilty because I'm actually most of this as a violinist, like I'm not even exaggerating. Thank god my accompanist is my childhood friend 😂
Are you sure you're still friends?
No, I mean, are you SURE?
Like, are you REALLY sure that they're still your friend?
(jk)
Lmocinemod Well as compensation for my rotten nature as a violinist she literally abuses me with music sheets and this long wooden stick she has, so I'd say fair game.
That works. :P
I'm ALL of these as a violinist. Gonna find the nearest bridge to jump off now 😂
Mikhail Clermont 😂😂😂sameee my orchestra teacher always does me the favor of playing my accompaniment. I bet he is tired of me😂
Played violin for about four years.
I was the unpracticed one.
Because the pieces my teacher picked were completely and utterly boring.
porlQ Then maybe you could take the initiative and choose something for yourself to work on. It must have been frustrating for you.
PorlQ same through. Been playing for two years now and I just started playing my own stuff because I‘m still only allowed to play children’s songs. Like I know it’s on my level, but there‘s different stuff I can do come on.
I started violin at a classical school and played for a few months. I had wanted to play the violin for a long time and I was so excited to start lessons. Sadly, I spent two months on twinkle twinkle and lightly row. My instructor didn’t challenge me at all to do better and she was a bit of a gear snob. I wasn’t enjoying lessons, so I switched schools. I go to a fiddle school now, and I learned more in a lesson than I had learned in a month of classical violin lessons.
You must be british
Add in the excuse violinist as well
Their acting is like, really good. It makes this even more hilarious. Even the parts that were exaggerated were like done really well.
Bravo!
👏👏👏
It’s not acting. They’re flashbacks lol
i'm not sure this was acting. it seemed more like a re-enactment of past trauma.
YoUr AN aCcOmPaNiSt
ah it’s actually pianist
THANK YOU VERY MUCH
You’re* sorry don’t hate me 😂
IM DYING THE VIOLINIST WHO ONLY KNOW HOW TO PLAY FORTISSIMO
Shuyu Casasis Musician is laughing because it's me
4:22-4:52 This is all cellists during the Habanera.
MadGracie Bell soooo true
MadGracie Bell Yeessss!! Thank god the arrangement for my ensemble has some melody for the cello. Canon is a nightmare as well (duh) but at least hearing the harmonies played by the other instruments is nice and keeps me going XD Actually we played a pop song once, and you know how the chords and repetition are like... yeah. Definitely worse than Canon.
And Viva la Vida... my friend and I both died playing it.
Oh god yes that too... T^T
ilia cellist It's so awful for bass too. Literally I just sat there for the entire piece looking at my phone during most rehearsals and no one noticed because I just alternated between two fucking notes
Brett: can you just play piano on the piano?
Eddy: can you just play in tune on the violin
ME: “APPEARS”
Me: can I just play baroque on the cello?
haha as a cellist so relatable.
eddy's actually really good at the piano, he was playing with his face covered and moving around for a bit but the chord was still really fluid. Great job!
This is more like “How to not treat an accompanist.”
This may sound awkward and I don’t really know if you can even see this. I am fighting depression and it has been quite tough. However, when I watch your video, I realised I am smile genuinely:) thank you. And keep going
aww :( I hope you feel better soon. No matter what happens I know you'll get out of your depression. :)
Laughing is the best all-natural medicine!
All the best to you!!!
Just keep fighting. Hope you'll feel better soon.
when you comment about your depression just for attention
"can you play piano on a piano?" "can you play in tune on a violin" OH SNAP ROASTED ON AN OPEN FLAME 🔥
I laughed so much at that part, probably more than I should have lol
GET SUM ICE FOR THAT 🔥🔥
"the only G string you'll touch is your violin"💀💀💀💀
Time stamp 3:25
It kills me that even though Brett is purposefully trying to play the notes out of tune, he's STILL MORE IN TUNE than I'll probably ever be 😂
Video Starts at 0:00
thx
KingDragonCat OMG THANKS SAVED MY TIME
KingDragonCat w
KingDragonCat Danke Schön Herr Liszt
CookingJames1 Mit Vergnügen
"You're the accompanist, you should already know how to play everything." 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
"Can you just play piano on the piano?"
"Can you just play in tune on the violin?"
D E A D
🔥🔥🔥
Brett: “The piano part’s really easy as well. You’re an accompanist. You should be able to play everything.”
Me: ...TRIGGERED
#pianomajorproblems, "they are just accompanists, they can do it." TT-TT
oh my lord, the flatness o' violinist
My favorite thing is when people who haven't been playing as long as I have think they're suddenly all high and mighty like, "Oh, can you actually play this piece to accompany me?" UHHMM CAN YOU JUST PLAY IN TUNE BITCH
MusicMysteryLover lmao chill
4:18 That's what Cellist feel most of the time in the orchestra. I still dream about it even though I haven't played in the orchestra for a long time LOL
Wait what is the name of this piece ? I forgot the name
RUNS OUT OF BOW violinist.!.
But that's everyone tho..... Or is it just me
Ahhhhh I had to pause this so many times to calm down from laughing xD Thank you for the laughs
playing with an accompanist makes me anxious lol
1:56 "Let"S TrY AGaiN"
this is legit one of my fav twosets videos and i can't even really describe why, it just always makes me laugh so fucking hard (especially brett's parts)
I legit looked up kachikawowow 😂
Haowei Shi What is it?
Haowei Shi I searched it on Google, and it had about 7 results... all of which had to do with this video.
Delaney Moran they don’t exist, twoset made it up 😂
Kachikawawa is the most underappreciated Polish/Russian/Isreali composer and bad-ass Violist of all time... His dead grandmother made him kill his pet kitty-cat to build his own first viola; no one can play his compositions, ever! They mustn't ever be played, lest our minds be forever blown.
Well they exist now.
can i rosin your bow ;)
Kiku Honda OHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO
Kiku Honda ohhhh nc one
Kiku Honda SMOOTH
Also hi fellow Hetalian
Hi Hetalian
Jaylee Jamerson lol heey?
“Is that piano out of tune?” That one aggravated me the most because I’m a pianist, and to say the piano is out of tune, and the violinist is the one out of tune, makes me fume of anger lol
Soprano: I want to sing Habanera from Carmen for my recital!
Me, the accompanist: 4:09
Hard to blame mezzos though
@Ilya Ibrahimovic Mahler?
what, I thought this was an old video
OtakuGoesGaming thats another one
6:40 kaori is that you?
Too soon.
1:44 is that you Kaori?
OMG lol
" Come meet my accompanist" "I'm a pianist " THANK YOU !!😍
Why is the terminology important? Is there more prestige/gratitude with "pianist"?
@@FlamingCockatiel It's ACCURATE. The piano is not secondary.
@@maplecozy Thank you for replying. It should have occurred to me, a long-time singer, but for some reason did not. A capella does not do some songs justice.
4:23
If you listen closely you can hear the cellists and bassists crying in the background
As a violist, I'm everything that is described in this video.
do you also own a kachikawawa violin?
I'm the runaway train. During solo and ensemble, the accompanist couldn't keep up because I kept on changing tempo. I feel kind of bad.
Same 😞 except, for violin and piano
I play piano and I've thought about doing accompaniment. That dream has died today.
Every time he says 'plus you're the accompanist' you can see Eddy die a little inside..
1:47 i Love the Kreutzer Sonata by Beethoven
And the habanera from carmen at 4:20 too
@@lucabrenkmusic715 Sarasate - Carmen Fantasy?
piano.feurich.luca which piece is that?
The "I only know how to play fortissimo violinist" reminded me of the concertmaster in middle school orchestra
I play both cello and Piano and sometimes I do vibrato on piano...
Epic Minecrafter same except viola
Same violin
same, just shaking your finger on a key thinking its doing something
Eddie is so good in his piano game, he doesn't even need to touch the keys to let the music flow~
4:45 is every bass player ever lol
So true!
I played violine for about 18 years when I decided to try sth new and switched to double bass (or better to say, when I finally had enough money to afford lessons). First semester in orchestra I was like: what the ... where is the rest of my sheet music? Or: Is this really a 100 above that pause sign? Can I even count that far, I don't have that many fingers 🤯.
😅🙈.
Still loved it though and standing (!) in the back of an orchestra gives you a total different feel of how it all comes together. Unfortunately, during pregnancies I regularly started vomiting when playing 🤷🏼♀️, so the double bass and I have a somewhat on-off-relationship (currently pregnant again, so I'm back on the violine).
Dear accopma.....pianists: when the demand on you is ridicolous, just say NO! >:)
I've had a girl that I was going to accompain to perform.
I played the piano and she played the violin.
*She'd stand infront of me and shave the spotlight*
Rude.
Be thankful for the accompanist. They always have to deal with this crap and still stay patient. Props
I love hearing you guys play!
For example when you play Sonata no.9 op.47 (Kreutzer) or Sonata no.WhoTheHellRemembersTheseNumbers? (The spring sonata)
Love these comedic videos but some performance videos might be good :)
I will forever be the haven't practiced violinist hahaha
Derek Song Das bin so ich 😂 (eigentlich voll unnötig dass ich dies auf deutsch schreiben, aber vielleicht wird sich das ja mal einer durchlesen, der deutsch versteht😅)
Omg ich wusste doch, dass der Tag kommen würde😂😇
2:39 "VIOINIST"
1:09 flashback to crescendo on piano lesson
heard Kreutzer and was like "YOUR LIE IN APRIL"
Evelyn C. Oh good I wasn't the only one thinking that! KAORI!!!
even so your lie in april was in april for only 1/10th of the anime
...
Crackerz GD You don't know where the name comes from...
same boi
Crackerz GD it’s because when she lied that she liked watari and not kousei, it all started in april (i think maybe idk)
'can you swell' ahahahaha
3:53 I have a piano that hasn't been tuned for 2 years-
4:33 I feel the pianist's pain as a second violin. Ow.
2:18 when brett walk on streets with socks...
Can you put the classical songs you play In your videos in the description I'd love to listen to them
This video includes Beethoven's "Spring" Sonata (No. 5); Beethoven's "Kreutzer" Sonata (No. 9); Rossini's Overture to The Barber of Seville; Tchaikovsky's Violin Concerto; Prokofiev's Sonata for Flute (or Violin); Mendelssohn's Violin Concerto in e minor.
rloomis3 thank you man
Happy to be of service. :)
God Bless your soul, I have been looking for these pieces for DA longest.
There are so many different "Carmen Fantasies" (Waxman, Sarasate, Borne, etc.) that I can't remember which is which. ;-)
4:20 lol eddy is every cello
Yes. So incredibly spot on for the majority of rehearsals I have with people! 🙌🏻🙌🏻
LOL Crescendo on a one note xD
I'm 1 hour late so let me make a joke!
The word on the shirt that Eddy was wearing at the end.
What does it say?
めんどくさい (mendokusai) meaning bothersome/tiresome/annoyed.
Thank you! :)
"Can you just play in tune on the violin?" Daaaaaaamn 💥💀
3:40 XD AHAHAHAH THAT'S HILARIOUS
You guys are hilarious!
"You should know how to play everything" lol XD
Of all the videos Twoset has been uploaded, this is one of my favourite. Thanks Eddy, Brett, and Twoset team :)
4:24 how cellos feel in canon
4:17.....what it feels like to be an alto in choir xD
Yes, I've been waiting for this.
This is hilarious to me and I've never even been through any of it. You guys are funny on a universal level, I love it!
I actually always loved accompanying people but still, I totally feel this! I think I cracked at least one rib watching this
I am a cello player and we are playing carmen and it is making me die inside.
As a piano accompanist, you guys nailed how I feel sometimes!
4:21 this is the equivalent of canon in d for cellists
Thank you youtube for leading me to all these great old twoset videos