Compilation Of Michael’s Best Jokes About Mobile Phones | Michael McIntyre

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  • @shaya9745
    @shaya9745 4 роки тому +438

    “But it’s your number sir”
    “Yes but you’ve ruined it”

  • @-Tidgy
    @-Tidgy 5 років тому +1679

    The facetime thing is too true and anyone who says they don't do that is lying 😂

    • @ivylasangrienta6093
      @ivylasangrienta6093 5 років тому +23

      My mum doesn't but only cos she always calls without her glasses on and she can't see the smaller screen without them, not clearly anyway. But I definitely do.

    • @ABrokenCowboy
      @ABrokenCowboy 5 років тому +12

      I don't

    • @-Tidgy
      @-Tidgy 5 років тому +14

      @@ABrokenCowboy liar 😊

    • @silverspoonaj6483
      @silverspoonaj6483 5 років тому +16

      I don't use facetime

    • @Ana_crusis
      @Ana_crusis 5 років тому +5

      i don't

  • @simonjones3456
    @simonjones3456 5 років тому +1927

    His observations are things I don't even think about but once he points them out, I find myself thinking ' yeah I do that, why do I do that? 'or 'I know someone like that'. I I would watch him over any alternative edgy comedian. He's the master of observational comedy.

    • @AJBeetle1
      @AJBeetle1 5 років тому +44

      Absolutely agree. He doesn't need to be "edgey" or offensive to be funny. That's the mark of a really talented comic

    • @simonjones3456
      @simonjones3456 5 років тому +18

      @@AJBeetle1 That's what I think too. It's easy just to throw in swear words and talk about anything disgusting or uncomfortable to get laughs. But harder to make everyday situations funny.

    • @paulaeyoung
      @paulaeyoung 5 років тому +17

      This man is the funniest comedian I have ever watched!

    • @simonjones3456
      @simonjones3456 5 років тому +7

      @@paulaeyoung I think he probably is for me too.

    • @whyamigae9666
      @whyamigae9666 5 років тому +7

      Simon Jones just making your comment count a solid 5 x

  • @TheEmpressMouse
    @TheEmpressMouse 5 років тому +592

    I have a huge amount of respect for anyone who can walk out on stage and make that many people laugh like crazy. Talent like that isn’t made. It’s born.

    • @TheStianmann
      @TheStianmann 5 років тому +26

      If he's born with it, why should he receive respect for it? I would rather say he has worked hard on his passion, and that is worthy of respect.

    • @Ravioliyt
      @Ravioliyt 5 років тому +32

      All comedians work hard to make audiences laugh. He writes his shows, he doesn't improvise.
      To suggest that this is just talent and not hard work is an insult to the artist.

    • @ursulaq3653
      @ursulaq3653 5 років тому +20

      He has both!

    • @penelopesoumelidis1828
      @penelopesoumelidis1828 4 роки тому +9

      No one has made me laugh as much as this guy. He’s brilliant.

    • @sarahstrong7174
      @sarahstrong7174 4 роки тому +2

      Actually it is worth trying to create a stand-up routine for yourself as an insight inducing learning experience. It is hard work & takes practise. It took me a couple of years practise to be able to create any decent ones.

  • @Kari.F.
    @Kari.F. 5 років тому +1705

    If you've just discovered this guy, you have to look up the one where he's had tooth surgery and gone completely numb in the mouth. I laughed so hard, I almost wet myself. The Brits have the best stand-up comedians anywhere in my opinion, and this guy is at the very top of my list.

    • @Alan-hq6ei
      @Alan-hq6ei 5 років тому +32

      Kari F my best friend and I find that video so funny!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @olgadreamed7925
      @olgadreamed7925 5 років тому +26

      Omg yes thats the absolute best

    • @yvonnekithi9430
      @yvonnekithi9430 5 років тому +15

      Damn right !!!

    • @HonzukiNoGekokujou
      @HonzukiNoGekokujou 5 років тому +35

      Yup, one of my favorite videos from him. For those looking for it, type in “Michael McIntyre Dentist” and it should come out.

    • @janesweetman9890
      @janesweetman9890 5 років тому +22

      As a Brit, I can only agree.

  • @HumaneWulf
    @HumaneWulf 4 роки тому +191

    “Excuse me love, you’re currently travelling in the wrong direction.. I think you need to concentrate more on your own geography. Alriite...” 🤣🤣🤣

    • @eviegadenne1539
      @eviegadenne1539 3 роки тому +7

      Hahaha I love that scene

    • @leonbanks5728
      @leonbanks5728 2 роки тому +2

      @@eviegadenne1539 The bit about reading stations you're not stopping at and thinking you're going to die when another train comes past is also hilarious.

  • @jordans8527
    @jordans8527 5 років тому +202

    His hair adds to his character, love it 😅😅😅

    • @Su-ri5ob
      @Su-ri5ob 7 місяців тому +1

      It's the permanent look of bewilderment on his face too.

    • @carmencollor1224
      @carmencollor1224 5 днів тому +1

      Yes!! 😂

  • @cocochanel3074
    @cocochanel3074 5 років тому +442

    He is one of the funniest people! And he is just adorable!

  • @G254611
    @G254611 4 роки тому +50

    This is so true - when people repeat my number the way I am not used to - I have to repeat it again my way. So hilarious!!

  • @tillyfrisco6666
    @tillyfrisco6666 4 роки тому +170

    His jokes on paper wouldn’t be funny but the way he acts it out he makes it hilarious

  • @blackblade6646
    @blackblade6646 2 роки тому +79

    I literally cried laughing at the part about bringing all your encyclopedias, photo albums, etc. out with you before there were cell phones. 😂

    • @SmallFaerie
      @SmallFaerie Рік тому +6

      And the torch! XD

    • @barry1369
      @barry1369 6 місяців тому +1

      ALL MY RECORD COLLECTION

  • @bradlywiebe3673
    @bradlywiebe3673 4 роки тому +73

    I've just today discovered Michael McIntyre... and I've literally been watching his comedy all day long. Truly one of the most brilliant comedic minds of all time!

    • @小女包建设
      @小女包建设 4 роки тому

      Me either, in 2020. It's relaxing after a long working day

  • @yaserthe1
    @yaserthe1 5 років тому +2701

    How on earth does he make the most mundane things funny.

    • @alanmorgan8647
      @alanmorgan8647 5 років тому +11

      I was thinking how on earth does he make a living?

    • @markfox1545
      @markfox1545 5 років тому +10

      @@reubenkumar7388 - you clearly don't know what mundane means; experiences that everyone can relate to ARE mundane experiences.

    • @reubenkumar7388
      @reubenkumar7388 5 років тому +6

      Mark Fox huh?

    •  5 років тому +65

      It's called observational comedy and it is a whole genre. Ackle Ackinkacker is of course a master.

    • @mrsfoss3368
      @mrsfoss3368 5 років тому +10

      @ I laughed so hard at that!!!

  • @irmaadyatnimawardi
    @irmaadyatnimawardi 5 років тому +302

    OMG, the pen part, happens to me every single time lol

  • @LadyHashZ
    @LadyHashZ 5 років тому +219

    This guy is the best comedian in the world !!!!!!!! I can relate to each and every single thing he is saying !! Who is this genius ?!!?!! I have just discovered him and I’m obsessed !!!!

    • @finn-de9zy
      @finn-de9zy 5 років тому +1

      Me too😂

    • @RG-5834
      @RG-5834 5 років тому +1

      Are you kidding ?
      If not, his name is Michael McIntyre.

    • @rosemarymonty5399
      @rosemarymonty5399 5 років тому +1

      Me too. He’s hilarious.

    • @kathrynandersonmusicallover
      @kathrynandersonmusicallover 5 років тому +11

      R G don’t you mean aichael akkincakor! I know I can’t spell it properly but you hopefully get what I mean?!

    • @lauraharmour
      @lauraharmour 5 років тому +2

      Britain's top comedian

  • @slice_of_lemon
    @slice_of_lemon 5 років тому +476

    When i give someone my number and they repeat it differently, I just give up and look at their phone.

  • @nathaliejk3696
    @nathaliejk3696 4 роки тому +29

    "You might as well hold the phone to your ear and hold up a hand mirror to your face!" LMAO

  • @brijeshsk5077
    @brijeshsk5077 5 років тому +26

    World needs more of observational comedians like him! World would be a much better place!!

  • @lauradavis1947
    @lauradavis1947 5 років тому +321

    The charger thief is at large within my household

    • @thedunyadoneya2628
      @thedunyadoneya2628 5 років тому +5

      It's the butler

    • @toberkhalid7133
      @toberkhalid7133 5 років тому +3

      I'm the charger thief! I dont even have a phone

    • @christinaholmes7718
      @christinaholmes7718 4 роки тому +1

      is it you

    • @prettyinpinky5937
      @prettyinpinky5937 4 роки тому +3

      I literally woke up and my charger was gone from my room, it had been there when I’d gone to bed🤣🙈

    • @caralama08
      @caralama08 4 роки тому +1

      Laura D Purchase yourself another charger 🔌 and seclude it away in a secret area! For your eyes 👀 ONLY! 👍

  • @michaeldelia9048
    @michaeldelia9048 5 років тому +473

    I just found him 1 mnth ago, i can't stop watching, how fu#*@ing funny.

    • @happytime7222
      @happytime7222 5 років тому +10

      Wonderful , I listened to him reading his book, it was terrific. Such talent

    • @1969Kismet
      @1969Kismet 5 років тому +13

      Lucky you! You're in for a real treat. Oh! To discover Michael McIntyre all over again : )

    • @pizzalover885
      @pizzalover885 5 років тому +9

      Try to watch his stand up comedy about people with children and people without. It's so clever and hilarious.

    • @AB-gz9yb
      @AB-gz9yb 5 років тому +10

      Michael Delia where are you from to not have heard about Michael he’s been around for years

    • @caroln6895
      @caroln6895 5 років тому +6

      👌His jokes are very relatable- just a twist on everyday life

  • @kc-um6qd
    @kc-um6qd 4 роки тому +26

    the only human, in particular comedian, i have ever returned to, to listen again and again.....and again......brilliant.....

  • @yaserthe1
    @yaserthe1 5 років тому +176

    This dude’s joke are all funny because they are true.

  • @carolekohl-duggan9982
    @carolekohl-duggan9982 8 місяців тому +5

    He makes us realise how funny and sometimes ridiculous we people can be...and l love it! :)

  • @SimplyBeautiful516
    @SimplyBeautiful516 5 років тому +29

    I remember not having cell phones and the bit about not taking our photo albums, every piece of music, board games, etc. is hilarious and true. The fact that we do that now Sounds ridiculous when he puts it like that!!!
    🤣

  • @ShaiMarlin
    @ShaiMarlin 3 роки тому +19

    There are many comedians out there but I love Michael because he relates to the simple human parts that we all share in our day to day lives.. to find humour in these small things just shows that we are all the same ❤️

  • @msamour
    @msamour 2 роки тому +60

    It just occurred to me watching this video that Michael is probably the only stand up comedian that runs a full marathon while he's making a show.

  • @MayukhDewan
    @MayukhDewan 5 років тому +469

    clean and funny every time. congratulations Michael

    • @iggyblitz8739
      @iggyblitz8739 5 років тому +7

      @Mansimar Singh Well mostly, he certainly doesn't rely on swear words like many comedians, he can make you laugh regardless of needing to swear.

    • @damian-795
      @damian-795 4 роки тому +1

      He is the best :-)

    • @Anna133199
      @Anna133199 4 роки тому

      He definitely likes talking about balls. Is that clean? To me, whether comedy is "clean" or not doesn't matter, but his balls jokes don't add much.

    •  2 роки тому +1

      2:37 I love each and every "fuck" and "shit" coming out of Michael's mouth.

  • @iamalyssastoneman7543
    @iamalyssastoneman7543 Рік тому +9

    6:50 I’m in absolute tears 🤣🤣 what got me was when Michael shouted ‘STOP THE PLANE’ 💀💀

  • @friedsoybean
    @friedsoybean Рік тому +5

    That "concentrate on your own geography" is the level of sassiness I aspire to be.. Truly brilliant woman and brilliant comedy

  • @DizzyDior12
    @DizzyDior12 5 років тому +60

    “I’VE TAKEN THE WRONG MMMMBLOODEH TRAIN!!!”

  • @ed4all33
    @ed4all33 3 роки тому +25

    The frantic search for a pen , the charger situation , the facetime thing ....omg he just described me. 😃

  • @MacFuzeller
    @MacFuzeller 5 років тому +265

    "IAN!!!!..... I'M ON TRAIN!"

    • @han05426
      @han05426 5 років тому +31

      “HAVE YOU GOT HOMEWORK? RIGHT! DO IT!.....AND I’LL CHECK IT!” 😂😂

    • @thedunyadoneya2628
      @thedunyadoneya2628 5 років тому +17

      SHIT!!

    • @dreamhobbiz
      @dreamhobbiz 5 років тому +14

      I'VE TAKEN THE WRONG BLOODY TRAIN! 🤣🤣🤣

    • @stacywilliams2155
      @stacywilliams2155 5 років тому +18

      Excuse me love, you're currently travelling in the wrong direction, I think you need to concentrate more on your own geography. Alright.

    • @potluckfishing
      @potluckfishing 5 років тому +4

      I'm on't train

  • @nenej.phillips
    @nenej.phillips 3 роки тому +7

    “And my torch!” 😂😂😂😂😂 I’m dead now.

  • @RainbowRiver
    @RainbowRiver 5 років тому +10

    That bit about the angry guy on the train! I'm in actual tears! Poor Ian😂

  • @andrewhendy5920
    @andrewhendy5920 4 роки тому +7

    he’s brilliant at taking the most simple situations and making clean and genuinely hilarious content. his use of expressions and voice and movement is legendary

  • @Master.of.weirdness
    @Master.of.weirdness 5 років тому +47

    The campiest straight man ever to walk the earth 😂 Michael rules ❤️👑😁

  • @aliatabassum6126
    @aliatabassum6126 5 років тому +189

    He is best comedian.

  • @hass1090
    @hass1090 5 років тому +211

    I wish they had glass roofs on planes so at night you can see the starry skies

    • @hejmedlitetH08
      @hejmedlitetH08 5 років тому +34

      Hass such a random thought but ur right, that would be magical...!

    • @hass1090
      @hass1090 5 років тому +7

      hejmedlitetH08 haha I thought about it once on a plane and McIntyre mentioning planes reminded me

    • @BASKETBALLORNOTHING
      @BASKETBALLORNOTHING 5 років тому +4

      Sun

    • @petermccarthy4475
      @petermccarthy4475 5 років тому +5

      So how are there windows..

    • @Bevity
      @Bevity 5 років тому

      Von Richtenstien Oh good lord.....

  • @shofnaakthar3651
    @shofnaakthar3651 5 років тому +41

    OMG the pen part is SO TRUE!!🤣🤣

  • @cann4229
    @cann4229 Рік тому +5

    I have seen his videos many times, and every time he has me in tears 😅😅😅😭

  • @Laura-pq8mt
    @Laura-pq8mt 5 років тому +10

    Something I like about Michael is that he doesn’t make sex jokes all the time or swear, it’s really refreshing

  • @rachelculloden80
    @rachelculloden80 4 роки тому +6

    He has the brightest smile that I ever seen. Just beautiful

  • @petyrkowalski9887
    @petyrkowalski9887 3 роки тому +6

    There is nothing less interesting in life than one half of someones elses mobile phone conversation on public transport.

  • @LukeTR2000
    @LukeTR2000 5 років тому +89

    Not gonna lie I needed this during my last week at college 😂😂

    • @tomsdottir
      @tomsdottir 5 років тому +1

      last week at college - YAY!

  • @Bik998
    @Bik998 5 років тому +98

    How on earth he is standing at the top of comedy world without anchoring on sex jokes every other second.

    • @joshuabartlett3589
      @joshuabartlett3589 4 роки тому +21

      Because hes actually funny.

    • @JB-vd8bi
      @JB-vd8bi 4 роки тому +4

      He doesn't need shock to be funny

    • @paulkazjack
      @paulkazjack 2 роки тому

      Y infringing material and is intended solely for the average person

  • @margaritanarenpithak3926
    @margaritanarenpithak3926 5 років тому +70

    So bloody true. I hate people who try to do shortcuts for digits. WHY!!!!!!!!

    • @silverbrumbyfan
      @silverbrumbyfan 5 років тому +2

      I'm a secretary and I get this all the time, I'm slightly dyslexic with numbers I'll often switch numbers round without realising it and then I get people rattling off a number and for the same number they'll group one section and separate another and I'm just there pressing my pen into my pad in despair

  • @HighTen_Melanie
    @HighTen_Melanie 5 років тому +65

    A lovely compilation of mobile phone talk. Michael McIntyre is hilarious. ❤️

  • @ForeverAYaoiFan
    @ForeverAYaoiFan 5 років тому +58

    "IAN IT'S DAD. I'M ON TRAIN"

  • @marybrewster1693
    @marybrewster1693 4 роки тому +9

    I just love Michael..he never fails to make me laugh. He is absolutely Brilliant .

  • @ayristamiller2019
    @ayristamiller2019 4 роки тому +13

    What a wonderful person! He is absolutely hilarious ♥️ I love his personality and his hysterical observations on everyday life.

  • @rebeccaswift7588
    @rebeccaswift7588 6 місяців тому +2

    I love Michael..he makes me laugh all the time..😂❤

  • @EllaLioness-to6ve
    @EllaLioness-to6ve 6 місяців тому +2

    Love his jokes and energy.
    SO MUCH ENERGY 😊

  • @hajjihbofficial
    @hajjihbofficial 5 років тому +161

    YOUR PHONE IS JUST NEXT TO THE CHARGER-
    ...
    Oh no

  • @SweetNSassyMom3
    @SweetNSassyMom3 5 років тому +39

    Love this guy! Freaking hilarious 😂!!!

  • @imogenjackson4551
    @imogenjackson4551 3 роки тому +7

    Michael is my all time favourite comedian 🤣🤣

  • @toddhunter3137
    @toddhunter3137 5 років тому +4

    I'm the guy on the train doing the rapid head movement trying to get the name of the station we're not stopping at lol 😂 😂😂😂🚂🚂🚂

  • @cs_fl5048
    @cs_fl5048 5 років тому +3

    He is the most amazing... He makes mundane jokes, some aren't even logical or sensible, which is ok... and some aren't even that funny but he is so frenetic that by the time you figure this all out he has moved on and you find you're already laughing to the point of tears.

  • @cuteandfluffypikachu3405
    @cuteandfluffypikachu3405 4 роки тому +8

    The face time part was exactly what it was like talking to my parents the other day on my birthday it was hilarious since they are in there late 70s and I was so excited when it connected and so were they 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

  • @ivylasangrienta6093
    @ivylasangrienta6093 5 років тому +40

    And this is why MY charger is in my bedroom...

    • @Ra3daLov3r
      @Ra3daLov3r 4 роки тому +2

      I have five in my room cause I always loose them

  • @mattvezz
    @mattvezz 5 років тому +70

    1:02 did he just give the internet his number 😂

    • @sourdemon
      @sourdemon 5 років тому +37

      Im sure it's just a random number. I don't think he'd give his real phone number to thousands maybe millions of people 😕

    • @MrMetalManMe
      @MrMetalManMe 5 років тому +7

      Call it😀

    • @thedunyadoneya2628
      @thedunyadoneya2628 5 років тому +2

      He only gave 10 digits

  • @Ssecave
    @Ssecave 5 років тому +5

    The train part, was on point ! So freaking true. Laughed so hard.

  • @aliciaking2464
    @aliciaking2464 2 роки тому +1

    I can't watch this at work cos I can't scream out with laughter trying to hold laughter in!!!...so funny love Michael McIntyre..thank u..

  • @lindalee-brown5539
    @lindalee-brown5539 4 роки тому +6

    He’s so right about mobile phone numbers 😂

  • @aparna776
    @aparna776 5 років тому +12

    The phone number part is so true!

  • @mistermagnifico
    @mistermagnifico 5 років тому +13

    He's always so relatable

  • @bl_leafkid4322
    @bl_leafkid4322 2 роки тому +2

    Michael Macintyre Thank you Every Video makes me laugh til tears come.

  • @shyamelittle6938
    @shyamelittle6938 5 років тому +5

    I just sat here for about 10 minutes laughing my ass off and working out what my number is in millions thinking how pissed the next person to ask for it is going to be 😂😂😂

  • @gerRule
    @gerRule 5 років тому +32

    Haha I used to always do that pen thing so now I just type it into the phone and screenshot it

    • @shantolion1576
      @shantolion1576 5 років тому +1

      Good advice!

    • @gerRule
      @gerRule 5 років тому

      Shanto Lion glad I could help 😂

    • @cyndianderson7056
      @cyndianderson7056 3 роки тому +1

      Brilliant. I wish I'd thought of that in my no pen moments. Lol.

  • @AliSparks2
    @AliSparks2 3 роки тому +2

    I almost spit out my cereal. 🤣😂🤣

  • @KRISHNAKUMAR-pg6hl
    @KRISHNAKUMAR-pg6hl 5 років тому +35

    You are absolutely brilliant 👌👌👌

  • @lestat3212
    @lestat3212 5 років тому +10

    Thank you for the laughter

  • @soulwhispererwendy554
    @soulwhispererwendy554 2 роки тому +2

    I laughed so much at the last comment!!! Brilliant delivery!

  • @carolwaugh5466
    @carolwaugh5466 2 місяці тому

    Woke up in a horrible mood but listened to Michael and have laughed so much. Feeling better now,ddd

  • @sunlight657
    @sunlight657 3 роки тому +3

    “I think you need to focus on your own geography” JDINSIDNSIMSISMIS 😂

  • @siobhanwilliams2116
    @siobhanwilliams2116 5 років тому +9

    The pen situation is me, hilariously true!

  • @daanothoff
    @daanothoff 3 роки тому +2

    I absolutely love this guy. Just discovered him because of “send to all”. Friggin hilarious 😂😂😂

  • @donnacabot3550
    @donnacabot3550 4 роки тому +8

    Bloody brilliant. I'm trying too find the one where he skips thru a health food store. Best laugh ever.

  • @cottoncandy4486
    @cottoncandy4486 3 роки тому +2

    The way Micheal can say 777 in so many ways is priceless. That's genius pure genius.
    Plus he is adorable.

  • @hannahtomlinson4408
    @hannahtomlinson4408 5 років тому +3

    He's so right about how people say phone numbers. When people say my phone number differently I don't recognise my own number lol

  • @lynosborne
    @lynosborne 4 роки тому +2

    Michael you are wonderful...you brighten my day.

  • @sophielove7896
    @sophielove7896 5 років тому +17

    This guy is a genius..

  • @leonbanks5728
    @leonbanks5728 2 роки тому +1

    The train jokes were the best part.

  • @Sevarche0505
    @Sevarche0505 2 дні тому

    The joke with Ian and his well-being is my all time favorite 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @judyheim6998
    @judyheim6998 2 роки тому +5

    I love a comedian who actually is funny and not just using shock value of vulgarity to get laughs. Bill Cosby was actually a great comedian because he just viewed things in life differently and was hilarious. So heartbreaking he turned out to be the kind of man he is.

  • @JohnVerpeleti
    @JohnVerpeleti Рік тому +4

    Superb observational skills. 👏

  • @cathy7861
    @cathy7861 3 роки тому +2

    When all this pandemic shite is over (notice how positive I'm being - maybe not realistic but definitely positive), I hope Michael McIntyre tours again and comes here to Canada. I would love to see him live. Thank you for all the laughs.
    Stay safe.

  • @houndandhandbag
    @houndandhandbag 4 роки тому +2

    I need my encyclopedias! And a torch!
    Good lord, I can't get anything done watching this man I am laughing so hard!

  • @gloriapaddock4618
    @gloriapaddock4618 5 років тому +12

    Love him,he is so funny.

  • @sauluxville
    @sauluxville 5 років тому +89

    Maps! I may need maps! Someone may advise me to concentrate on my own geography and then where I am without my maps, my encyclopedias and my portable nuclear power station to charge my billboard size phone???

  • @Scott-ky3xc
    @Scott-ky3xc 9 місяців тому +1

    The comedy is funny because we can all relate to it.

  • @lindadeavours3327
    @lindadeavours3327 3 місяці тому +1

    I went to the doctor, and I couldn't remember my number. How could I forget it.

  • @krt88nc
    @krt88nc 5 років тому +20

    I’m watching this on my phone going damn, the guy is so correct

  • @SandraNelson063
    @SandraNelson063 5 років тому +45

    I didn't get a cell phone til I was in my 40s. Just over ten yrs ago. So I forget to plugh it in, I forget what the ring tone sounds like, I wander off everywhere without it. I completely forget that other people may want to talk to me. I have a lovely Samsung that I can just barely figure out how to make a call from. Still figuring out how to ANSWER the thing. And I slavishly keep ALL the tickets, FOR YEARS. Because you just never know.

    • @natashasl89
      @natashasl89 5 років тому

      u

    • @JBG-AjaxzeMedia
      @JBG-AjaxzeMedia 5 років тому

      well you see there's a big green button and a big red button, and if you look closely there is a dotted line in which arrows point toward the center of the line, now we've all seen an answer picture and hang up picture, the hang up one tends to have a circle with a cross through it and the answer one is just a phone, when you go to answer the phone, you want to use the arrows as an advantage to press whichever button you please, hold it down, but not too hard, touchscreens are sensitive, and you just swipe the icon to the center of the line and boom you've made it.
      BONUS FACT: if you look at almost the top of the screen, you will see the name of the person calling you, not just a number, so long as you've named the contact, you will know who's calling you so you will know whether you want to answer or how you should answer, if there's no name and it says 'Sheffield' or any other city or state DON'T answer it unless you want to waste 5 minutes if your life

    • @walkingtalkingdread
      @walkingtalkingdread 4 роки тому

      As someone who got a phone when they were sixteen years old, can’t relate

    • @mmmc5122
      @mmmc5122 4 роки тому +2

      Your so sweet to share your truth. Pay no attention to the detractors.

    • @debbiehenri345
      @debbiehenri345 4 роки тому

      I'm exactly the same with my phone. My husband pities it, because it's left behind, goes uncharged for weeks, and I keep forgetting how to make a text, make a call or answer it. I just randomly press buttons until it shuts up.
      Sometimes, my son and husband try to instruct me on how to use it - and that's when I turn into Eddie from Frasier, and all I hear is 'Blah Blah Blah' and 'Yadda Yadda Yadda.'

  • @Visibletoallusers12
    @Visibletoallusers12 2 місяці тому

    IAN! That last story holy crap I’m weeping, literally contorting my face to not make too much noise

  • @silvercloud1276
    @silvercloud1276 5 років тому +5

    Love Michael, he is very entertaining !!

  • @ffrankk
    @ffrankk 4 роки тому +1

    Sir, you are the savier of 2020 and might possibly be the savier of humanity. Thank you for your humour!

    • @deefee701
      @deefee701 2 роки тому +1

      Millions agree!!

  • @maureenhummel2568
    @maureenhummel2568 4 роки тому

    I generally don’t listen to stand up comedians. Michael McIntyre, you are the exception. Brilliant!

  • @monkey-trial...6578
    @monkey-trial...6578 5 років тому +16

    I love the almost perfect moe of the 3 stooges hair! A grown out version of dumb and dumber too! Id wear a wig like either of these, for fun.

  • @project_letters
    @project_letters 4 роки тому

    That last part is the best come back for someone else ever! I was laughing so hard!!!

  • @narges8438
    @narges8438 5 років тому +3

    Michael Mclntyre the king of comic ❤️🤴🏼❤️