@@crazedvidmaker One guy at my school had that personality, his name was Mace which was fitting haha. His friend took me on a date to a military supply store. I’m dead lmao.
@@crazedvidmaker Omg I wish. No it was kinda weird. He asked me if I was excited about turning 18 so I could buy a “real knife.” I suppose it could have been a good date but was emphatically not haha.
Rahil Patel Honestly last few podcasts I though his sack was Seemless (and I’m not talking about the delivery app). I guess he’s not smooth. I’m a straight man but now you got me imaging a baseball stitch down there
@@CartierCasey you're not looking hard enough. You have been assigned to go back to the last 3 podcasts and stare at crotch for the entirety until you have seen the error of your ways.
You often hear cats aren't snuggly, but just because they don't jump on you constantly doesn't mean they arent. Mine comes and snuggles every evening. (after not beening in the house for the whole day 😅)
Guys, cats are the best. I have a dog that I love dearly but every cat I've ever had has been a snuggly sweetheart. Just get a kitten, let it pick you, and it will love you forever.
I could honestly listen to y'all airing grievances about comments all day. You two together, seeing both perspectives, is so entertaining. Y'all deserve all your success.
“Bad case of bad dreams” yeah I think that’s called sleep terrors or some kind of panic disorder. Or even if they’re not that bad, it’s probably still could be considered a condition like intrusive thoughts are. Sorry I just be thinking in the comments
Dude, I used to have some nasty Sleep Paralysis, it was several times every single night, everytime i woke up from one, I would get another one when i fell asleep again. I couldn't sleep alone, had diffrent friends sleep over all the time and usually just gave up sleeping after it happend 3-4 times in a row. I wasn't getting any sleep and when i did, it was in the middle of the day. I got kicked out of school for missing so many days, cause i would be so tired that i literally feel asleep while standing up in the shower. So I talked to my doctor obviously and he told me that it isn't recognised as a real illness, they didn't believe in it, so there was nothing at all that they could do. It went on for years, where I'd have several week long periods of it constantly. It completely wrecked my life, people who haven't experienced serious sleep problems, have no idea how much it damages you. I was on the blink of insanity all the time, hallucinating, hearing voices, even when i was awake, i became suicidal and couldn't concentrate on anything, I wouldn't wish this shit on my worst enemy.
i loveeeee cats, but cat people tend to be more annoying than dog people. i can understand why some people don't like cats (in b4 people claiming that's because they're abusive and don't like pets with boundaries lool). loads of cat people hate dogs for no reason.
@@oight I think cat people and dog people both hate the opposite pet for no reason sometimes but I think dog people are definitely the ones that slander cats more. Usually cat lovers like both cats and dogs or just prefer cats. I can't tell you how many videos i've seen of cats doing something either good or bad and a dog person is in the comments talking mad shit about cats. While in the comment sections of dog videos it's all positive.
Years ago, my stepdad threw chicken bones in the trash when I was away for the weekend and my dog got into them. I came back and realized that I hadn't seen him at all yet. I realized what happened as soon as everyone got quiet. I cried for weeks afterward. I wasn't even there with him when they had to put him down... I miss him so much... We have another dog and she's such a sweetheart (despite her nails which have scarred me, literally), but my mom keeps our old dog's collar hung on her rearview mirror and his water bowl tucked away in a cabinet. There'll never be another dog like him. Rest in peace, big guy.
Wild guess here! The people that are telling them what to do with regular life things are the same people who were still watching Jake Paul a year ago.
@@markr_21 I haven’t had one but all of the interactions I’ve had with non-feral cats have been extremely positive. They’re super sweet, but also independent.
@@markr_21 you don't need to look after them as much as dogs (you still need to ofc), they won't shit on your carpet, even they can be trained to do something or not to do something, and can be fantastic company
@@markr_21 they’re smarter, but still funny, they’re smaller, curious, don’t eat as much, you don’t have to walk them, they are just as fuzzy and warm, they can climb, lots of ways to play with them. They can hide and it looks funny, they are super cute. Must I go on? I agree dogs are also amazing and some of these things I listed apply to them too!
You never heard someone say damn near anything flavored chicken before? The fuck you think a chicken cube is lol? How tf are you gonna prepare a chicken stock for dinner if the NASDAQ doesn’t even have a ticker for chicken? Just don’t be the “ackshually” guy for once lmao. Ya’ll just creating imaginary problems now
@@MountainJew69 don’t get me wrong, people should still take a second to think, give some benefit of the doubt, and ask the question politely if they are concerned. Hell most of them probably should of just checked the comments before saying anything. The way it was worded and then not elaborated on, made me check the comments is all I am saying. I get what you are saying tho, but eh my comment was meant to be light hearted anyways. I get that a lot of people probably left annoying comments. Just saying I really never heard somebody call dog treats “chicken bones”. If I said that, I would of personally felt the need to correct myself so people didn’t think I feed them to my dog. Naturally Cody didn’t do anything wrong, and people are jerks. I just meant the comment as a light hearted jab.
Only people who have never owned a cat say cats “give nothing back”. When I got my kitten he grew to bond with me the same as any dog. He would run to the door when I came home from work, cuddle with me and have play time too. Best part was he didn’t need constant attention cuz cats like alone time too; and no walks. I just let him outside and he came back when he wanted.
Did that with my kitten and he got killed by a coyote around 6 months old. I found a leg and his fuzzy black jaw in two pieces. I live in a highly developed suburb and he was just a few houses away, broad daylight. I miss him every day. Please rethink letting him out if you're basically anywhere in the US
I can't believe they don't know the dirty pokemon quotes?? "I Pikachu under the covers while you Snorlax, then I wake you with my Wigglytuff between your Jigglypuffs." "You start to Lickitung my Ho-oh until I Squirtle into your Meowth." 🤣🤭
Hey Cody you shouldn’t feed your dog chicken bones he can choke on them, and Noel just because you have a hard time falling asleep doesn’t mean you’re special.
I'm convinced that the intro of "Today's *free* episode" is pre-recorded and the same sound bite is used at the beginning of every video. It sounds identical.
@@dlhtks I can't tell if ya'll are trolling me or not. It's clearly the same every time. Listen to it on one video, then click on another video right after that and listen to it. It's the same.
Noel, I have so much evidence that a cat can be loving. My cat is asleep on me right now and always wants attention and love. My other kitty occasionally wants affection but having her genuine curiosity while watching me do literally anything is cute as hell.
My sister adopted 2 kittens and one was really skittish around ppl but eventually she trusted me and the affection she gave me made all the patience worth it
Totally agree with Noel. I don't like any type of politician from any party. They're all greedy and wack. No matter what side they're from, all they want is money and power. They aren't gonna fix shit for YOU, but they're gonna do what's good for THEM, and they're gonna make sure they ALWAYS get something out of it. "Politicians. Gross." -Random person on the internet.
Noel doesn't like cats because he already has the temperament of a cat
Cody thinks cats are okay because he has the personality of a golden retriever
The accuracy
Wow fact! Was just thinking about this!
yes
So accurate!!
People pleasing golden retriever & cat not giving a fuck about anyone except the golden retriever
noel's getting too comfortable on the podcast :/ really? no pants?
Not pants? Where is this fools legs!
It looks like he lost his legs in an accident to me :( poor guy
@@actuallydudethatwouldbesal7644 he lost em shooting the lennons ghost music video :(
@@aitor.online so tragic 😭😭 #prayfornoel 🙏🙏🙏
Getting so lazy not even bringing his damn legs
Noel looks like he tried to be a hunter but sucked at it, so he just drives around the forest in his Ford 150 running deer over
Holy shit this is the best comment ever hahahahaaha
caleqq accurate af
Noel's dressed like that one kid who's way too invested in paintball and only drinks Monster energy drinks at lunch
Hahahahaaaa he does
ah yes, Kyle
@@crazedvidmaker One guy at my school had that personality, his name was Mace which was fitting haha. His friend took me on a date to a military supply store. I’m dead lmao.
@@lindenm.9149 military surplus stores are lit as heck. Did you guys eat MRE's?
@@crazedvidmaker Omg I wish. No it was kinda weird. He asked me if I was excited about turning 18 so I could buy a “real knife.” I suppose it could have been a good date but was emphatically not haha.
Noel got the “sorry bud I already called the cops” fit on
Cody you look like shaggy from Scooby-Doo if he preferred LSD to weed
i’d say coke more than lsd
They totally missed the opportunity to use Vulvasaur.
squirtal
Ballbassur
Yes thank god I needed this at this exact moment
And you shall have it
🤔
And it shall exist for you, my son.
@@LoraaxxLock 😍😌
me too dawg
“My sack is stitched together. It’s a sausage casing down there.” -Noel
*B A R S*
Listen Casey, it's nothing we didn't already know lmao
Rahil Patel Honestly last few podcasts I though his sack was Seemless (and I’m not talking about the delivery app). I guess he’s not smooth. I’m a straight man but now you got me imaging a baseball stitch down there
@@CartierCasey you're not looking hard enough. You have been assigned to go back to the last 3 podcasts and stare at crotch for the entirety until you have seen the error of your ways.
Noel saying "yea yea, okay, I see you" while staring at the laptop as cody is showing him his impressions is me ignoring my problems daily
Noel & Cody @ us: “don’t be sorry, be BETTER.”
Theres a girl i went to hs with and she started an onlyfans where she posts her ART and POLITICAL OPINIONS 😭😭😂😂
well does she make bank??
@@bunny-eq5qe highly doubt it
@@gothgrl69 She's gotta be. Every girl is top 1% of creators on there.
Leave her be, she's not harming anybody.
@@sarasthoughts they were literally asking in the episode if anyone does completely non sexual onlyfans... its not like i fucking doxxed her
Noel look like he took down an elk before he got on the pod
only people that don't know how to handle cats think cats are crazy and evil. if you treat a cat like you treat a dog ofc it's not gonna like you
No one should hold cats to that standard. Cats are cats, and they are perfect as they are.
nah
You often hear cats aren't snuggly, but just because they don't jump on you constantly doesn't mean they arent. Mine comes and snuggles every evening. (after not beening in the house for the whole day 😅)
@@maxgraysax girl not you with the crusty white puppy as ur pfp pls
@@mariamdisguised459 STOPSKKSSKKS😭😭😭😭
Guys, cats are the best. I have a dog that I love dearly but every cat I've ever had has been a snuggly sweetheart. Just get a kitten, let it pick you, and it will love you forever.
you get a cat and they live with you and eat what you buy them. sometimes they deem you worthy of petting them. i think theyre great
whaddup tiny meat gangsters
minuscule sausage crew
underwhelming beef club
microscopic manmeat mob
idk
Nice synonym
good god why isn't noel wearing pants
Well I mean he doesn’t have legs according to my vision
His legs ARE gone...?
Cody really teasing us with that little glimpse of his leg at the beginning.
i almost sinned
Xander Vallier Same here man. What can I say it’s hard to resist haha
when he was young showing that much skin in public was illegal.
END TIMES PraiseJesus hahahahaha
had to skip through noels cat slander
Noel looks he about go paintballing for his birthday
I could honestly listen to y'all airing grievances about comments all day. You two together, seeing both perspectives, is so entertaining. Y'all deserve all your success.
Weird that Noel didn't show up with his legs today
you don't buy cat's they just 'turn up'
For real I’ve had 2 cats in my life and they both were born in a family members backyard
Yeah I found 2 kittens abandoned underneath my home and now they love play fighting and laying on my shoulders and lap
my cat turned up super skinny with worms and he's still alive like 19 years later🧍♀️
@@gwen4823 you sure that ain’t a rat🤨
yes time to ignore all six of my english assignments that are due at 11:59
How did it go?
@@nicknavarrete2838 I think we all know how it went
@@DanNeedhamVisual yeahhhh... same
“Bad case of bad dreams” yeah I think that’s called sleep terrors or some kind of panic disorder. Or even if they’re not that bad, it’s probably still could be considered a condition like intrusive thoughts are. Sorry I just be thinking in the comments
Sleep Terrors and they'll fuck your night up.
there's also something called nightmare disorder
Can also be called night terrors, I actually rarely even remember mine but often wake up already midway through a panic attack
We out here speaking real words.
Dude, I used to have some nasty Sleep Paralysis, it was several times every single night, everytime i woke up from one, I would get another one when i fell asleep again. I couldn't sleep alone, had diffrent friends sleep over all the time and usually just gave up sleeping after it happend 3-4 times in a row. I wasn't getting any sleep and when i did, it was in the middle of the day. I got kicked out of school for missing so many days, cause i would be so tired that i literally feel asleep while standing up in the shower. So I talked to my doctor obviously and he told me that it isn't recognised as a real illness, they didn't believe in it, so there was nothing at all that they could do.
It went on for years, where I'd have several week long periods of it constantly. It completely wrecked my life, people who haven't experienced serious sleep problems, have no idea how much it damages you. I was on the blink of insanity all the time, hallucinating, hearing voices, even when i was awake, i became suicidal and couldn't concentrate on anything, I wouldn't wish this shit on my worst enemy.
I don’t appreciate the cat slander. Who hurt the people who hate on cats for no reason?
BRO my cats are so sweet, I have so much fun with them
Cats are the most two faced animals ever! There’s no other animal like it! Oh, they’re also little tormenting murderers! 😂That’s all!!!
i loveeeee cats, but cat people tend to be more annoying than dog people. i can understand why some people don't like cats (in b4 people claiming that's because they're abusive and don't like pets with boundaries lool). loads of cat people hate dogs for no reason.
@@oight I think cat people and dog people both hate the opposite pet for no reason sometimes but I think dog people are definitely the ones that slander cats more. Usually cat lovers like both cats and dogs or just prefer cats. I can't tell you how many videos i've seen of cats doing something either good or bad and a dog person is in the comments talking mad shit about cats. While in the comment sections of dog videos it's all positive.
@@oight it’s literally the other way around ???? every dog person talks mad shit about cats for no reason while cat people like cats and dogs
I could imagine Noel on SNL.
Noel's too funny for SNL
Cody and Noel look like complete opposites yet they seem pretty similar💀
They historically have niche knowledge about random things, it's so funny that Pokemon cards is just the next random thing
Wait what do you give your dog!? Dog bones? That’s kinda messed up dude
Lmao, nice
12 hours into a 14 hour bus ride back to my unit, this just made my night. Saved me. Thank you!
hope you made it safely!
We assume ya’ll make dumb decisions cuz Noel picked out that outfit today
Fair enough
The grave digger shirt really compliments the camo pants
I actually quite like Noel’s fit
someone pass cody the cat ears
On it
@@hotghosts thank you so much eli. doing gods work Tbh
In Biden’s America, all males will be cat boys
Noel and cody talking about closing the rings on their apple watches sound exactly like my dad
Does Cody rock a man bun when he goes on his runs with his charged up apple watch?
Why is Noel not wearing pants?
I know bro somebody cancel this man for indecent exposure
Bro where are his legs???
very funny and original comment sir
Last time I was this early noel still had hair
Years ago, my stepdad threw chicken bones in the trash when I was away for the weekend and my dog got into them. I came back and realized that I hadn't seen him at all yet. I realized what happened as soon as everyone got quiet. I cried for weeks afterward. I wasn't even there with him when they had to put him down... I miss him so much...
We have another dog and she's such a sweetheart (despite her nails which have scarred me, literally), but my mom keeps our old dog's collar hung on her rearview mirror and his water bowl tucked away in a cabinet. There'll never be another dog like him. Rest in peace, big guy.
i prefer cats bc dogs gotta be walked and don't know when to stop like bruh im tired of petting u i got things to do
True thing. And bigger dogs can knock you over
@@marmelaota1703 if you get knocked over by a dog you built like a noodle
both are good
That’s on jah
The second a dog tries to jump on me I’m out 😭 I do not deal with those fools
Sorry you had to amputate your legs Noel :( Praying for your swift recovery.
I never understood why Noel hates cats so much??? But then I remember he's allergic to them lol
Wild guess here! The people that are telling them what to do with regular life things are the same people who were still watching Jake Paul a year ago.
Fat Children nah they feed their dogs chicken bones to make them tougher,
The name fat children suits this comment
Thank you fat children
i think everyone has forgotten that shawn mendes was in magcon, he definitely made the most of his fame on vine and it paid off
Can we take a moment to appreciate both of their outfits
Cody: bombs joke and gives up halfway
Uncle Nole: don't worry kid I gotchu
god i don’t know when this episode is made, i really wish someone reminded me at the beginning of each of the 161 episodes
Cody and noels hair lengths have an inverse correlation i swear to god
Anyone who doesn't get having a cat has obviously never had a cat.
I've never had one, please explain why you'd want one?
@@markr_21 I haven’t had one but all of the interactions I’ve had with non-feral cats have been extremely positive. They’re super sweet, but also independent.
@@markr_21 you don't need to look after them as much as dogs (you still need to ofc), they won't shit on your carpet, even they can be trained to do something or not to do something, and can be fantastic company
@@markr_21 they’re smarter, but still funny, they’re smaller, curious, don’t eat as much, you don’t have to walk them, they are just as fuzzy and warm, they can climb, lots of ways to play with them. They can hide and it looks funny, they are super cute. Must I go on?
I agree dogs are also amazing and some of these things I listed apply to them too!
i always love the manscape ad reads but this one was especially delightful
I mean to be fair nobody calls chicken flavoured dog bones, chicken bones.
Yeah I don’t get why he’s mad bout dat
You never heard someone say damn near anything flavored chicken before? The fuck you think a chicken cube is lol? How tf are you gonna prepare a chicken stock for dinner if the NASDAQ doesn’t even have a ticker for chicken? Just don’t be the “ackshually” guy for once lmao. Ya’ll just creating imaginary problems now
Dawg,just think
@@MountainJew69 don’t get me wrong, people should still take a second to think, give some benefit of the doubt, and ask the question politely if they are concerned. Hell most of them probably should of just checked the comments before saying anything. The way it was worded and then not elaborated on, made me check the comments is all I am saying. I get what you are saying tho, but eh my comment was meant to be light hearted anyways. I get that a lot of people probably left annoying comments.
Just saying I really never heard somebody call dog treats “chicken bones”. If I said that, I would of personally felt the need to correct myself so people didn’t think I feed them to my dog. Naturally Cody didn’t do anything wrong, and people are jerks. I just meant the comment as a light hearted jab.
not Noel rockin the graphic tee with no pants 😂
Noel looks like he takes his girl friend to monster mini golf every Friday
BRUH, why am I this early, it’s kinda sad cus I cant scroll through the funny comments when it’s black screen time
So glad they can be in the same room again.
Only people who have never owned a cat say cats “give nothing back”. When I got my kitten he grew to bond with me the same as any dog. He would run to the door when I came home from work, cuddle with me and have play time too. Best part was he didn’t need constant attention cuz cats like alone time too; and no walks. I just let him outside and he came back when he wanted.
Did that with my kitten and he got killed by a coyote around 6 months old. I found a leg and his fuzzy black jaw in two pieces. I live in a highly developed suburb and he was just a few houses away, broad daylight. I miss him every day. Please rethink letting him out if you're basically anywhere in the US
@@sjsisjsjks so sorry for your loss
Your pfp is a dog though
The fact that any random person can leave a comment and affect the lives of people idolized by dozens is both terrifying and inspiring
cody looks so fine, i love his hair
Cody, bulbasaur is a grass type. Cmon man.
I never thought I needed to hear Cody do a Trump impression until today. That was beautiful.
THIS NECK STRENGTH BIT HAS ME ROLLIN
when Noel mentioned the tinnitus explosion happening during convos that got me, that shit happens all the time like a COD cutscene
cody wearing emma's merch is the best
I can't believe they don't know the dirty pokemon quotes?? "I Pikachu under the covers while you Snorlax, then I wake you with my Wigglytuff between your Jigglypuffs." "You start to Lickitung my Ho-oh until I Squirtle into your Meowth." 🤣🤭
cody catchin moves in his emma chamberlain merch😩
Noel must have seen Me and Earl and the Dying Girl recently.
bruh sleep apnea is so ass i feel you noel :'(
Hey Cody you shouldn’t feed your dog chicken bones he can choke on them, and Noel just because you have a hard time falling asleep doesn’t mean you’re special.
So I search the podcast for the first time in ages and theres a fresh upload? I like :)
Please look into the reddit hype house. I don't know what reddit is but I think you guys should look up this group on tik tok
How do u not know what Reddit is
They won’t know what Reddit is either.
@@barajaslt5552 r/whoosh
Imagining the Rock going ape shit on Pokémon cards is the funniest thing I've heard in awhile 😂😂
I'm convinced that the intro of "Today's *free* episode" is pre-recorded and the same sound bite is used at the beginning of every video. It sounds identical.
How do you know? I'm not convinced.
@@dlhtks ...because it sounds *exactly* the same?
Uhhh... I honestly can’t tell if you’re joking lmao
@@Jabadamazo how? i dont hear it.
@@dlhtks I can't tell if ya'll are trolling me or not. It's clearly the same every time. Listen to it on one video, then click on another video right after that and listen to it. It's the same.
its like 2 kids gets bullied and they like *I HAD ENOUGH*
“like a grilled cheese or somethin”😂
it may be midnight but this rly was the perfect time
damn that Gravedigger shirt is sick. that brings back some childhood memories.
1:03:12 well, now all my roommates think I'm watching porn... I mean I WAS, but now they know because of TMG.
Noel, I have so much evidence that a cat can be loving. My cat is asleep on me right now and always wants attention and love. My other kitty occasionally wants affection but having her genuine curiosity while watching me do literally anything is cute as hell.
The way I recite the intro with them every fucking time .
If I’m buying expensive Pokémon cards and the guy doesn’t look like Thundercat I won’t
noel: is a comedian
also noel: takes 2 minutes to make a camo joke
Hey Cody, you shouldn’t feed your dog chicken bones-it’s dangerous!
the mental image of noel strangling someone is the funniest shit
dasani is like 20% salt and it’s filtered bad. salty tap water
Cody got that bowling shoe drip
the random cut to the liquid I.V. Ad lmao
I just realized Cody is wearing Emma's merch
Cody: This is actually ✨T O D A Y' S ✨
Noel: ✨T O D A Y' S✨episode
compression shorts allow no slip ups
For your tinnitus, put your palms over your ears and slightly tap the soft part of your head. Works every time
yall always have me hootin and haulerin
When Noel says “winter’s coming” wow. Wow.
Aleena and Kelsey should have like a 20 minute segment, they seem like a cool pair, they should get some podcast time
Why did "personal beef sandwich" kill me?
i’m guessing noel forgot to wear pants
Noel forgot his legs.
it’s actually his camouflage pants. it tricked me as well, but it blends it really well with the forest they record in!
i love that cody is wearing emmas merch, i went to go by some because u were rocking that shit
My sister adopted 2 kittens and one was really skittish around ppl but eventually she trusted me and the affection she gave me made all the patience worth it
Wubby blowing up like this makes me heart ♥️
Cody wearing Emma’s merch
weird to see him in the same outfit as his stream lol
Totally agree with Noel. I don't like any type of politician from any party. They're all greedy and wack. No matter what side they're from, all they want is money and power. They aren't gonna fix shit for YOU, but they're gonna do what's good for THEM, and they're gonna make sure they ALWAYS get something out of it. "Politicians. Gross." -Random person on the internet.
Also, I've always wanted a cat. Too bad I'm allergic and shit. Our neighbors cat, Elf, is such a sweetie pie.