Episode 171 - Would NELK Post This?
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- Опубліковано 10 вер 2024
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NOEL / thenoelmiller / thenoelmiller
Dude, TMG gets me through the day sometimes. I can't explain how much of a mental boost it is to get a notification of a new episode
Agreed, I haven’t laughed this much in a few days
That’s facts, no printers
Only facts here
Facts.
literally i get so excited
What if they accidentally left the autotune on after Garth’s performance and Biden’s speech just sounded lit
Lmfao
🤣
Americaaaaaaa
lmfaoao
It would probably sound like future lmao
me, a teenage girl sitting through the ball grooming ad : 🧍♀️
💀
LOOOL
Lmaooio
Crying laugh emoji
Manscaped is a good shaver no matter the gender aahah
I love that genuine anger and resentment Cody had talking about horses
The male ones just stand around packing heat all day, what’s not to hate?
We really need “Cody and Noel face their fears” or something
Now this is a good idea
THIS
With the drunk goggles
@@googan1425 oh my god... YES. Imagine Cody riding a horse with drunk goggles yikes
They'd turn it in some funny way as always 😁
Cody shares his trauma while Noel cries laughing
And it’s like the hardest Noel has ever laughed at something Cody said LMAOOO
@@mikiminach3850 besides maybe Malone Brown
Looks see I would like your comment but it’s at 69 sooo...
what was segunda supposed to be? I wanna know so I can use it on my friends
@@bonnguyen same doubt
Why does cody look so young in this episode?? And that's not an old joke he just looks fresh as hell right out the womb. This is a compliment.
“This is a compliment. I repeat. Not calling him old.”😂😂
babies fresh out the womb are angry and red. they are baby alex jones. idk if thats a compliment
The only inauguration take that matters: Garth Brooks was FLAT and THICK
The way that I agree with this scares me dude.
More like Girth Brooks
@@ironhead51094 this. This is the one
I am losing my mind at Cody not getting the “accountant” hashtag on the TikTok lmao it’s sorta precious.
What does it mean please help I'm 24 and feel like I haven't been in touch since I was 19 LOL
Oh nevermind someone explained below lmfao
I’m also in my early 20’s can somebody explain how did it start?
@@lamorenaloca4013 discussions of sex work are constantly being censored and suppressed on TikTok so everyone started referring to the jobs as accounting because no one asks follow up questions when you say you’re an accountant. There was a popular song about it that blew up as well.
@@juniperusvloggus wow so funnyyyy
Pony play must have been pretty triggering if he was afraid of horses the whole time
Cody: "today's FREE episode"
Noel: *seductively* "ahh"
"I might be thick but I'm not dumb" our short beefy boys have done it again
“This fool is ass” got me laughing
I did not think we would end up unearthing Cody's deep trauma with horses today
The Garth Brooks shit had me CACKLINGGGGG. Funniest skit I’ve heard in a while dude
GIrl: says she has a crush on a girl and tags the post lgbtq
Cody and Noel: why is it tagged lgbtq?
they’re getting old
Being high and listening to your guys podcast is the equivalent to winning the lottery
Big facts
Yesssirrrr
FACTS
Ayo I’m winning the lottery every week
Deadass me rn
you guys get me through my literal depression like legit i wouldn’t be here without u guys here
@@lepus6511 prescription: rewatch all the love island episodes
@@lepus6511 don’t worry you’ll get there i always look forward to watching them on bad days and you should too you never know how much they will change your mood ❤️
Lots of love 💘 💕 please reach out if you ever need to. Xx
always looking forward to hearing,
"today's free episode. 😬"
"ahhh😏"
Same dude everytime I stop and go aHaaa
HahA same omg
cracking tf up at noel crackin up at cody's totally legitimate horse-phobia
1:38 "e sharp flat" 😂
Right? Like what key signature even is that I-
Just found TMG, I’ve only watched up to ep 2 but skipped to this one. I really hope Noel found out what he’s gonna do now after his job!
Oh it's gonn be a ride brother.
Sweetwater called me when I was at work today and I mentioned that they were brought up in a podcast and now they were joking around about how good their customers support is and he asked what the podcast was called. I froze for a second and said “well the abbreviation for it is TMG” and then I said “it’s a comedy podcast and it stands for tiny meat gang” a little part of me died inside when I quickly and quietly muttered out the end of that sentence
Can you imagine if they had Alex Jones sing Amazing Grace
that's what america needs right now, a real american man (not gay because he has the water filter) with a heavy ass vocoder just fuckin laying down the golden pipes on the people
never thought i would hear cody say "i watch a lot of anime"
Time stamp ?
@@Asuna.Staciaits where they were doing an ad read for a vpn. im pretty sure it was a joke tho cuz if u use a vpn to watch japanese netflix none of them have english subs
What I need before my 12 hour shift at the hospital on Friday mornings:
1) iced coffee
2) this podcast
cody looks like an australian soccer mom
nah the mum that works in the afl tuckshop
Cody "orange slices in the esky" Ko
cody and noel not knowing about the bimbo trend on tiktok really hurts my soul
Why is Noel's Tucker Carlson impression so good 😂
"Today's FREE episode"
"ÁāąÁåhh"
“Flat and thick” is the best explanation of my awkward body I could have ever came up with.
Cody looks like he’s back in his tech/vine days in this one
Garth Brooks sounded like he was EDGING the whole time he was singing...like bro just finish the note😭🤭
He thought he was KILLING it
the panpipes originating from Segunda actually got me, I am in tears
I-i dont get it...
@@jacklyntree7752 Noel tried to get Cody with another 'Malone Brown' type joke by making up the country 'Segunda' but Cody caught on
I don’t get it either
@@mykatharsis Could you tell me what was the punchline? I'm not native and can't think of anything
I’m doing dishes listening to this and I had to physically restrain myself from audibly laughing so I wouldn’t wake up my family
24:09 - best shit LMAOOOOOOOOO, how did Cody know "pssssssssssss"
Okay but I have been scouring the comments trying to figure out the reference here!! Can you please explain this bit to me cause I'm a dumbass 😬
@@georgiarachelblyth It's a dick joke, I guess...don't know it 100%, but still in my memory to make me laugh haha After Noel said Sagunda, Cody would ask "what sagunda?" and then Noel would get in with the punch line haha
i honestly don’t know what day of the week it is without y’all ...love living every day on repeat
Oh my god they don't know what an ✨accountant✨ is and what bimbo tik tok is
I was literally listening to Gym Tickles when I got the notif for this one
a man of good taste i see
omg my fav
Is it weird that EVERY night I go to sleep with their podcast on. I swear I’ll be so close to falling asleep and I’ll hear them moaning and I wake up laughing.
after 171 episodes, I still dont understand their posting schedule
Damn thought it was just me thank god
Sweetwater legit has the best customer service, I bought some headphones from them over 2 yrs ago and they message me every 2 months asking about the quality and when they broke about a year ago I texted him back and he rush shipped new ones my way, actually insane customer service
i love my favorite old man and ethnically ambiguous baddies just vibing together
episodes about nelk, crypto, Elon musk, and joe Rogan in the last month. Really hitting every stereotype at once about business major and frat bro podcast lmao
hasan's chat was spamming "it's Q!!" when garth came out at the inauguration
no way
LMAO
Yeah it was great
Looool
Why wasn't I noticed about the crying laugh emoji being outdated wtff
everytime Cody talks about something he wants to talk about in the bonus they immediately go to the bonus
it's like when the kid in ur class reminds the teacher to assign homework
If he gets any bigger we’re gonna have to call him girth brooks
Listening to Cody and Noel on the way to work in the morning has really turned out to be some of the best days - love these guys ❤️
I know the details Cody: she isn’t miss cayman she is actually from a smaller island named Legunda
“I might be thick but I’m not dumb” LMAOOOOO 😂😂😂😂😂😂 IM CRYING
*noel regressing back to a 12 y/o trying to get cody w/ the “sugondese” joke at 24:00 *
my serotonin: 📈📈📈📈
Khalid and Fat Joe using Onlyfans for its originally intended purpose, lol.
cody sippin a coffe, then goes crack a beer like it's the most normal thing
i've been having a really shitty night and this helped a lot, thank you guys ❤
“Girls are gonna be like ‘I want a cannibal boyfriend!’”
Clearly they have no idea about the Hannibal fandom
😂😂😂
FOR A SECOND I THOUGHT CODY CUT HIS HAIR ... dont do that to me guys
I’m in the hospital waiting for a CT scan and I’m too afraid to turn the volume up, because I never know how far these convos will go.
Update: I had an appendectomy :/
“I’m flat thick and I’m defeated” LMAOOOOO 😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭😭
0:05 Does anyone else join Noel with the "aaAAaa"?
Always lol
YES!!
Starting out my morning with some crispy asmr
i love watching this podcast as a 23 year old and finding out i'm apparently cringey for using the laughing crying emoji lol oh god who am i
y'all hear that run at 5:18? bruh noel got some pIPES
Please somebody draw Cody as a horse it’ll scare him
I could photoshop his face onto a horse 😶
that kid they did the that's cringe, the second kid, was also the same kid that failed to prank NELK at an airbnb...
"oh, the boys packed light eh"
"I MAY BE DUMMY THICK, BUT I'M NOT DUMB"
The way Noel says "I'd love to cut off your feet" while there are sawing noises in the background at 42:50...
Does anyone know segunda? I genuinely don't know the lead-up.
segunda-s nuts?
Lol. I didn't want to say it..
But I don't get it either
Yall are the lights of my life, jesus. Big ups for the serotonin, you old farts ♥️
no one:
cody: E SHARP FLAT
Finally someone else who is terrified of horses. I agree with cody, those things scare me.
I was DYING while he was talking about it. My stomach was hurting and I couldn't breathe. It's just so random lol. "I hate horses" Lmao
If there’s a “straight” UA-cam like there’s straight tik tok, I found myself on straight podcast UA-cam and it’s good to be back here where y’all just joke about Garth brooks being mad about his performance at the inauguration and have respect for sex workers
What's it like?
yeah... if you don't mind opening up about your experience of course💕
i promise this is not a true straight youtube podcast
"I'll be your little McRib." 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
“My boys been eating this quarantine “ LMAOOOOO 😂😂😂😂😂
“God damn raisinets give me gurd”
“Almond joys ain’t shit but I will tell you they do stink”
😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭
Aaah I’ve never been so early .
Side note: i did pull an all nighter re-watching all the podcasts
That would require several all fighters. There are 170 previous episodes
I saw the beanies y’all wore a couple episodes ago, are y’all gonna drop them ? Because there fucking dope
I thought the same thing
the Garth Brooks bit bruh, they can really make anything funny and just keep going💀😂😭
Dude, you guys should make an onlyfans with all of Noels uncensored jokes
They look so cute and happy in the Thumbnail it warms my heart
you guys really get me through everything your podcasts are my constant go-to for comfort or background or just a good time
That horse story got me crying!!!🤣💀
saying that bimbo is an old people word is proof that theyre old bc they dont know about the revival of bimbo culture :/
exactly !!
Omg when they didn’t get “accountant”
@@Elizabeth-ht7hd i’m 17 and I didn’t know the accountant thing lmao, they don’t spend their day on tiktok, that’s it
@@micam6859 good for you honestly. :) tiktok is fun at first but it intentionally puts dumb discourse on your feed to piss you off and get you to comment. As someone who is susceptible to this I stopped enjoying it. (Notice that I’m commenting in response to you when you seem like you want to fight about it. This is why I can’t spend too much time on social media)
As far as my comment goes, I’m a whole ass adult and we’re just having fun. I know my comment was a joke and I assume the main comment was too.
@@Elizabeth-ht7hd oh, i was not trying to fight
Never thought I’d hear y’all talking about a scene from a movie that I had dreams about for YEARS. It really is sp00ky
I loved that movie growing up but my sister would always have to skip that part bc I would literally go into a panic attack
I love listening to their podcast while I’m in my study hall at school and I’m holding back tears this is so good
everybody talkin bout Noel's "aaAaAaaaAahh" in the intro but I haven't seen a single comment about cody's venomous hiss afterwards
the highlight of this podcast was cody’s horse horror
The horse story had my faces hurting for laughing 😂
not that y'all will see this lol, but at around 38:40 Cody mentioned not knowing all the details of the Armie Hammer stuff, so if you actually want to know the full details, @houseofeffie on instagram is one of his victims and she has a bunch of stuff about it in her highlights.
cody and noel recognizing that sex work is real, legitimate, and difficult work and deserves respect >>>>
YO that horse scene in The Ring creeped the hell out of me when i was younger but now i think horses are fucking beautiful
Ross Creations is hilarious. One of my favorite doods
“Cm the fuck on” ABAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA LMAOOOO
24:00 and the bit continues! Lmao
Starting school soon and y’all are so chill to listen to. Can’t wait for the late night hw w reruns playing. Thanks yall
The garth impressions had me dying of laughter
I’m almost 21 watching these dudes......y’all GOTTA teach me how to be funny bro
ayy, funny you talked about Sweetwater today, I just bought something from Sweetwater like an hour ago
I genuinely believe that Biden was given the nomination because he is so old - the DNC has to figure there is a 50/50 chance he'll die in office of old age, especially if he gets two terms, and I think the real plan here was to place Harris in office this way since she's younger, more progressive and smart, but they (probably correctly, sadly) figured that the country wasn't ready to elect a black woman. It's a brilliant strategy, tbh.
Or he'll step down for "health reasons", that's also a possibility🤔
SHHHHHH YOU'LL SCARE THE BIGOTS
The DNC didn't want a progressive lol and she isn't one. She's just a prosecutor who tactically adopted the rhetoric of representation
Even her literal father is to the left of her
@@lbnFadl "more progressive" does not equal progressive. Very few politicians in America fall under the "progressive" category. She is, however, more progressive than a lot of the other candidates.
Cody’s unexpected fear and Noel’s bewildered reaction. a match made in hell