Medieval 2: Total War - Part 20 - Russian into Battle

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  • @thebelgianbeast9949
    @thebelgianbeast9949 3 роки тому +40

    "If I can't attack Poland then what am I to do exactly?" I'm pretty sure this phrase has been uttered by just about everyone in history

  • @goodbadluck5486
    @goodbadluck5486 7 років тому +255

    In,
    61 Turns ,
    Regions Controlled: 18
    *Florins gained from sacking or exterminating: ƒ39,048*
    Florins gained from occupying: ƒ2,094 (lol)
    *People killed in Jon’s hands,*
    *Civilians killed from sacking or exterminating:24,955*
    *Danes: 7,028*
    Rebels: 6,455 *Defeated by Danes (16) times, Lost (8) settlements. Defeated Danes (-) times.*
    Egyptians: 2,372 Defeated by Danes (6) times, Lost (3) settlements. Defeated Danes (-) times.
    *Russians: 6,607* Defeated by Danes (9) times, Lost (3) settlements. Defeated Danes (-) times.
    Milanese: 376 Defeated by Danes (1) times, Lost (1) settlements. Defeated Danes (-) times.
    Polish: 202 Defeated by Danes (1) times, Lost (1) settlements, ‘Drew’(1). Defeated Danes (-) times.
    Sicilian: 973 Defeated by Danes (3) times, Lost (1) settlements. Defeated Danes (-) times.
    French: 1,675 Defeated by Danes (1) times, Lost (-) settlements. Defeated Danes (-) times.
    Total deaths: *50,643*
    *This does not include prisoners slaughtered after the battle,*

    • @mercedesoriegatheretiredem1679
      @mercedesoriegatheretiredem1679 7 років тому +13

      Did you research this all yourself, or Was there a screen that said this? Either way, Bravo.

    • @goodbadluck5486
      @goodbadluck5486 7 років тому +28

      I would have gone even more in depth but I couldn't bring myself to rewatch every second of the series because that would be about 14 hours in one go. hahahah :)

    • @goodbadluck5486
      @goodbadluck5486 7 років тому +7

      Exactly hahahahaha

    • @JoshuaKevinPerry
      @JoshuaKevinPerry 7 років тому +2

      Can you do this for Legend of Total War? Maybe just the Recent King Stephen De Blois?

    • @xXxHolyBigMacxXx
      @xXxHolyBigMacxXx 7 років тому +6

      Keep up the good work. Probably do this comment every 5 to 10 vids

  • @sylvnfox
    @sylvnfox 7 років тому +57

    Jon... Indirect fire is aiming and firing a projectile without relying on a direct line of sight between the weapon and its target, as in the case of direct fire. Aiming is performed by calculating azimuth and elevation angles, and may include correcting aim by observing the fall of shot and calculating new angles.

    • @sylvnfox
      @sylvnfox 7 років тому +11

      so if you have direct line of sight with the target that's direct fire, if your shooting say over a wall and cant see the tatget that's indirect fire.

    • @lephantomchickn3676
      @lephantomchickn3676 5 років тому +4

      I get the logistics but he generally means indirectly engaged with the enemy unit in question.
      Directly for him would be going toe to toe with each other.

  • @michaelstein7510
    @michaelstein7510 7 років тому +39

    Portugal and Spain are like, "Forget all that Reconquista business, we'll leave Iberia under UN control and take Normandy instead."
    Gotta love the campaign AI. Ignoring mandatory short-term victory conditions to do whatever it wants.

  • @themongolhorde8191
    @themongolhorde8191 7 років тому +51

    There are some who are surely wondering what is taking the Horde so long. See, we Mongolians follow an ancient tradition of only travelling two times a week, and resting the other five days. Think of it as a reverse-weekend.
    Now, some believe that by breaking these traditions we could move a lot faster. But I say no, the old ways must persist, and we'll get there soon enough.
    I'm fairly certain our first contact will be with any people who are far East, hopefully they'll be friendly.

    • @garioslewdomnisexualghost1059
      @garioslewdomnisexualghost1059 7 років тому +4

      Yo, Chinggis! I hear you're a guy who lives on the Silk Road, so I was wondering, could you try my Silk Road Chicken Fingers! They're highly addictive!

  • @quasigecko1503
    @quasigecko1503 7 років тому +37

    I feel someone ought to do a character analysis on Boleslaw Herman. He's an inherently complicated conflicted character.

  • @kingalfonsovi3597
    @kingalfonsovi3597 7 років тому +123

    So...I think I need to apologize, I don't want ALL the French to die, Claire's ok.

    • @pedroumayyad9832
      @pedroumayyad9832 7 років тому +1

      *Entry 17*
      I...WHAT!? I just looked at an appendix in that book I was reading, and it included a family tree! In a minor branch of clan Umayya, I found a familiar name, without a question mark where her death should've been recorded. I scoured all over the library to learn the fate of Fatima-Mariam, and it lead to the discovery that she was forced to marry a Christian, a hedge knight named Alejandro de León, my great-great-great grandfather's name. I need to study some church records, but I wonder, what if...this has anything to do with me?

    • @pedroumayyad9832
      @pedroumayyad9832 7 років тому

      *Entry 18*
      I have researched it for 1 whole month, and the results keep leading me to the same conclusion. Marriage records, baptismal records, death records, personal journals that stretch back the course of over a hundred years all point to it. I am an Umayyad! I am the most legitimate successor through the female line! I have claim to the Caliphate, Spain is rightfully mine! But, but how can I serve my usurper? Maybe, I am the spymaster and chancellor, so maybe I can restore my throne!

    • @kingalfonsovi3597
      @kingalfonsovi3597 7 років тому +9

      Ha, usurper, you sound like that weird blonde dragon woman from the local theatre show.

    • @garioslewdomnisexualghost1059
      @garioslewdomnisexualghost1059 7 років тому

      *looks at journal*
      You know it's rude to look at other people's diaries, right?

  • @theroyalpeasants9809
    @theroyalpeasants9809 7 років тому +21

    Geoffrey's Journal. Day 15449
    Today was odd. Everyone kept telling jokes. As we seemed to march toward Muscovy, John said "Aren't we Russian to this battle?" Everyone laughed and then new jokes popped up everywhere. Another thing is that Dave decided to come back. We had a official mourning yesterday. 7 Days until his return.
    Geoffrey Hartiggsen,
    I Hate you Dave.

  • @thekyguy3761
    @thekyguy3761 7 років тому +27

    Is nobody going to question how 10% Orthodox Christianity happened in DONGOLA??
    22:39

    • @cameronmiles7169
      @cameronmiles7169 7 років тому +18

      The Ky Guy Dongola is near where Nubia was, the Nubians were coptic christians which is very similar to orthodox Christianity.

    • @archdeaconniels5468
      @archdeaconniels5468 7 років тому +7

      That just means that Muslims tried converting Dongola. Islam never reached Sudan in a meaningful sense until the Middle Ages ended

    • @thekyguy3761
      @thekyguy3761 7 років тому +1

      Thanks to @Cameron Miles and @Archdeacon Niels makes sense! Silly infidels couldn't even convert their own country before Admiral Jon got to them first

    • @cameronmiles7169
      @cameronmiles7169 7 років тому +8

      Archdeacon Niels I don't know,does Dongola start as a majority Christian town? If not it could be that the 10% orthodox Christianity is meant to represent coptic minorities that existed in parts of the Islamic world and correct me if I'm wrong but isn't Dongola to far north to be Sudan.

    • @archdeaconniels5468
      @archdeaconniels5468 7 років тому +3

      I just looked it up and Dongola does start off 80% Muslim

  • @TheSunderingSea
    @TheSunderingSea 7 років тому +19

    *Mongolian Throat singing Intensifies*

  • @MasterKjK
    @MasterKjK 7 років тому +116

    Jon why do you keep calling the generals "king" when you only have one king as does your enemies? I mean you didn't call em kings in rome

  • @mercedesoriegatheretiredem1679
    @mercedesoriegatheretiredem1679 7 років тому +44

    *waking up with a hangover from that French-English Bar* What... What the hell happened?

    • @mercedesoriegatheretiredem1679
      @mercedesoriegatheretiredem1679 7 років тому +10

      And why is there a codpiece with a miniature Onager glued to it on my floor?

    • @kingalfonsovi3597
      @kingalfonsovi3597 7 років тому +8

      Hey babe, I made you breakfast. It's churros because stereotypes.

    • @mercedesoriegatheretiredem1679
      @mercedesoriegatheretiredem1679 7 років тому +8

      Who are... Who let you onto the spa- Did you say Churros?

    • @spacepopeleniusi1521
      @spacepopeleniusi1521 7 років тому +6

      *Walks into room*
      You know, I had the strangest dream. I said some odd things, strange things for a pope to say. Anyways, I made breakfast. Some Belgian waffles with Cherry Coke Zero.

    • @mercedesoriegatheretiredem1679
      @mercedesoriegatheretiredem1679 7 років тому +9

      How did you all get into my Quarters? *Slides some Waffles onto a plate with the Churros*

  • @doubledouble4g379
    @doubledouble4g379 7 років тому +5

    Started playing Rome for the first time last week and Jon is absolutely right about the economy in the game - it's SO easy to make money that it can be hard to manage.

  • @oneofmanyjames-es1643
    @oneofmanyjames-es1643 7 років тому +16

    I'd love to see Jon play DiRT Rally, the man who does not understand cars playing a very realistic rally sim sounds like my kind of evening. I bet he won't even Finnish a race.

  • @LarlemMagic
    @LarlemMagic 7 років тому +19

    Denmark also has a ranged unit that can fight in melee effectively, so don't hate on Milan for it!

    • @AgentTasmania
      @AgentTasmania 4 роки тому +9

      Milan's is long range armour piercing and militia

  • @lucaballarati9694
    @lucaballarati9694 7 років тому +11

    You always lament that Medieval 2's battlespeeches are lame in comaprisone to Rome's, so I thought I'd try and compensate.
    36:30 Battle speech of Boleslaw the Merciless, translated from the Chronica Danimarcae.
    Today we face the biggest army Russia has ever musterd against us: a great host of archers and horsemen to rain arrows on our ranks; but don't let they intimidate you! I have never lost a battle against these people, and I know that you are peerless in face to face combat: give it your all, and no amount of arrows will be able to stand against you axes!
    Be fast and merciless my braves: the Hour of Vengeance has come!

  • @MrVlogman101
    @MrVlogman101 7 років тому +12

    Jon for the love of god get around to replacing all your crusade mercenarys with your own troops, they are probably the only reason your economy is so shit. Their upkeep is insane

  • @benjaminchappell2649
    @benjaminchappell2649 7 років тому +7

    Jon, are you familiar with the "tactic" of leaving then rejoining a crusade? For the first 10 turns of a crusade, armies joining the crusade won't start deserting regardless of what you do. It's a little exploity, but it can be abused to conquer multiple territories on the way to the target. Leaving the crusade early usually lowers quality of the general's + Chivalry traits, and it looks like Boleslaw Herman might have a few that are hamstringing his Dread rating.

  • @gaiusjuliuspleaser
    @gaiusjuliuspleaser 7 років тому +7

    Portugal ARE weird. In my Sicily game they completely abandoned Iberia and took over Ireland and Scotland instead.

    • @rainbowpig7376
      @rainbowpig7376 7 років тому +1

      Same except I beat them to Scotland and I'm tied down with a war with France.

  • @theghostofadmiraljon8999
    @theghostofadmiraljon8999 7 років тому +105

    I SCOT an idea we need MOOR POLISHED Puns Brother.

    • @kingalfonsovi3597
      @kingalfonsovi3597 7 років тому +4

      Meh we can leave it TOLEDO. (toleder? I'm not very good at this)

    • @relja5196
      @relja5196 7 років тому +1

      Admiral Jon You flipping genius

    • @donkeydawejr8902
      @donkeydawejr8902 7 років тому +1

      Admiral Jon our fleets will destroy you and your jokes

    • @greaterdanemark2397
      @greaterdanemark2397 7 років тому +1

      United Nations thought you were peaceful hm?????

    • @theghostofadmiraljon8999
      @theghostofadmiraljon8999 7 років тому +4

      United Nations why shall we fight? We are both friends of the pope and all of our wars have been wars of defense

  • @Divx88
    @Divx88 7 років тому +3

    I think Jon should yell "Bloody peasants!" whenever he complains about Peasantwerp

  • @Pchlster
    @Pchlster 7 років тому +2

    Gods, I needed this today. Thanks, Jon!

  • @toaofpi
    @toaofpi 7 років тому +2

    For some reason whenever I look at Boleslaw Herman's picture, I think of Blake Ritson. I'm probably alone in this.
    Thanks for the video!

  • @Adaninwing
    @Adaninwing 7 років тому +3

    I love Jons video titles.

    • @khorps4756
      @khorps4756 7 років тому +1

      I misread your comment as "I love Jons video titties"

  • @SuperVideoman2012
    @SuperVideoman2012 7 років тому +5

    hi there john I'm the guy who suggested stacking the atronarch stone with dragonskin on your skyrim video and I am back again to tell you another us full thing about a game. for you see the most efficient way to rid yourself of pesky horsearchers is to bring long range archer units and position them on a higher piece of ground and letting them come to you your increased range allows you to get the first volley of wich on horses will probably kill up to 40 % of their unit making them do less damage in the continued skirmish( bringing more archers then their horse archers also helps) seeing how your playing Denmark the mercenary crossbow would be a good choice or Armenian archers while making a stroll trough the holy lands. trust me when the Turks get angry (wich is inevitable)you want to have Armenian archers otherwise the siphais will haunt your nightmares and melt away your entire armies.

    • @kingalfonsovi3597
      @kingalfonsovi3597 7 років тому

      If only you could recruit troops from people you conquered, cossack musketeers will destroy almost anything.

    • @SuperVideoman2012
      @SuperVideoman2012 7 років тому

      I must admit that ive never used gunpowder in my camapigns before. i always imediatly start crushing my enemies and finnish my camapaigns around turn 90 (long campaign so i dont know how good cossacks are) the only thing i do know is that having sipahis when playing the turks can make you the god of any battle the only competiton you have are mongol heavy arhers wich are almost the same but with slightly less armour and fighting the turks is afucking nightmare when your denmark even though heavy infanry saves the day most of the time. their archers are absolute garbage but a system like you are suggesting would only work with levy troops you most likly cant replicate elite units maybe like when you quonqer the turks you can get turkish archers in turkish areas or levy vikings in denmark( they would also have to have a little bit worse stats then the original cuz subjigated troops wont be that enthousiastic to fight as slave warriors

    • @kingalfonsovi3597
      @kingalfonsovi3597 7 років тому

      I thought they wouldn't do that much when I got them, but about 5 units of them got isolated and they managed to hold the line pretty effectively against the Milanese. They have a really high attack (both missile and melee) the problem is that they have town militia style defense. Still though, when it comes to Mongols you're right, they aren't going to do that well.

    • @SuperVideoman2012
      @SuperVideoman2012 7 років тому

      King Alfonso VI well at lets its Italian mulitia defense so that's alright I mean 5 armour is not that bad

  • @donkeydawejr8902
    @donkeydawejr8902 7 років тому +15

    how do you think of the puns Jon
    yes yes we know we haven't attacked the north yet

    • @mercedesoriegatheretiredem1679
      @mercedesoriegatheretiredem1679 7 років тому +4

      Well, let's hope you're not a Mooron and that you wait till this mess in Europe blows by before you try anything.

    • @donkeydawejr8902
      @donkeydawejr8902 7 років тому +1

      Empress Mercedes Oriega of Space Rome yes we can be vultures and pick off of the corpses of the empires

  • @TitanDarwin
    @TitanDarwin 7 років тому +1

    Jon calling every of his generals king - who is he, Huey Long? :P

  • @ImperatorRom
    @ImperatorRom 7 років тому +5

    Why the hell the Portuguese are attacking the English?? Who designed the AI and the initial conditions?? Historically we are allies with the English, they helped with the conquest of Lisbon in 1147 and they are officially allies since 1373, the oldest alliance still enforced today. So WTH????? Besides France is a traditional ally of Castille and then Spain, they were usually our enemy, right up till the Peninsular War during the Napoleonic era...

    • @ImperatorRom
      @ImperatorRom 4 роки тому +1

      @@CARILYNF Lol replying to a 3 year old comment. I still stand by my post, total war or not, some things are ridiculous, and the starting conditions make no sense. Everybody who played the game for a awhile says the same thing. Doesn't mean I didn't enjoy it, but still frustrated me. Also, I did play those other games, they still do some weird things. Essentially who cares about trying to portray a small periferal country with the littlest bit of accuracy... Portugal has never done anything in world history, right? Especially in the middle ages... Oh wait...

  • @TheDigitalNerd
    @TheDigitalNerd 5 років тому

    4:01 It's like when someone at a party knows you but you don't know them then you hear there name they start saying their name all the time

  • @drakenova9738
    @drakenova9738 7 років тому +46

    Ok... How many comedians did you kidnap in order to create your video titles? You cant lock them in your basement for ever!

    • @mercedesoriegatheretiredem1679
      @mercedesoriegatheretiredem1679 7 років тому +12

      He has enough that his basement needs a Skyrim Door.

    • @donkeydawejr8902
      @donkeydawejr8902 7 років тому +2

      Empress Mercedes Oriega of Space Rome or an emergency ftl which launches them into space

    • @ManyATrueNerd
      @ManyATrueNerd  7 років тому +24

      I just love puns, damnit

    • @donkeydawejr8902
      @donkeydawejr8902 7 років тому +4

      Many A True Nerd an we live for your videos and puns (mainly the puns)

    • @jacksurvivalwolf9671
      @jacksurvivalwolf9671 7 років тому

      Many A True Nerd, Did Ge-noa good pun for Genoa?

  • @DearDoggins
    @DearDoggins 7 років тому +7

    Rain in Dongola? Damnit, Toto...

    • @Frisbie147
      @Frisbie147 7 років тому +4

      DearDoggins I've got some reigns down in Africa (sorry I had to)

    • @DearDoggins
      @DearDoggins 7 років тому

      Bless you. And your reigns.

  • @olesams
    @olesams 2 роки тому

    39:53
    Now THAT was funny. And clever. 10/10 comedy.

  • @holden6251
    @holden6251 7 років тому +1

    If archers and crossbowman are indirect fire, whats direct fire?

  • @davidkelly1507
    @davidkelly1507 7 років тому +1

    I still don't really understand jons thinking in siege battles
    a) why not use loose formation (for the millionth time lol) especially when approaching walls being shot by arrows and towers?
    b) why would you have not charged those archers with ya cav when there was nothing else around lmao?

  • @tyler89557
    @tyler89557 6 років тому +1

    The Corkscrew maneuver is a Danish tactic designed to push enemy units off of hills or other strategic locations. It works by taking advantage of common tactics of the time, which required armies to face each other and stare menacingly.

  • @AddyAlden
    @AddyAlden 7 років тому +8

    Earliest I have ever arrived for a video :)

  • @schmerpflerp6918
    @schmerpflerp6918 7 років тому

    Jon you have the best titles

  • @HVLLOW99
    @HVLLOW99 6 років тому +1

    Even in video games, the British always find a way to into Africa.

  • @PapaFunk
    @PapaFunk 7 років тому

    Jon, I've never played Total War and picked this game up on sale. Started as England ( in honor of MATN ) and within 30 turns France decided to attack me at Caen, along with their allies the Imperials and Denmark....

  • @tpd6027
    @tpd6027 7 років тому +1

    i love the pun titles

  • @alexanderkurtz6520
    @alexanderkurtz6520 7 років тому +2

    Those Frenchies baguetter baguette out of the Danish Empire!

  • @s7robin105
    @s7robin105 7 років тому

    You need to let your units take a breather every once in awhile. They're better fighters when they're not tired and exhausted after chasing horses

  • @Adam-my6kb
    @Adam-my6kb 7 років тому +1

    Jon, I think you have used this lovely pun before

  • @degoobla
    @degoobla 7 років тому

    such a good series

  • @bryanwegener3635
    @bryanwegener3635 7 років тому

    Jon, you shouldn't be so afraid of that inquisitor

  • @JoshuaKevinPerry
    @JoshuaKevinPerry 7 років тому +2

    So instead of grabbing Bruge for the past 15 videos...45 hrs....you move on Metz AFTER warring France. You could have tier 2 Bruge castle by now

  • @jansenart0
    @jansenart0 7 років тому +1

    Boleslaw Herman's army was much, much faster than Captain Nikita's, and would have sacked Moscow long before the ballistae could have arrived. A sally battle in the inevitable follow-up attack would've taken out Nikita's flimsy force.

  • @oof9788
    @oof9788 7 років тому

    peasantwerp might go the way of its stellaris counterpart

  • @memelord1825
    @memelord1825 7 років тому +1

    hey i have a question does your relationship with the pope be high if you take Jerusalem?

    • @kingalfonsovi3597
      @kingalfonsovi3597 7 років тому

      I think he only cares if it was a crusade, not certain though.

  • @chriscalvin5083
    @chriscalvin5083 7 років тому

    good video Jon

  • @fm-kx4jo
    @fm-kx4jo 7 років тому +2

    dude! get assassin's in peasantwerp. there was at least 2 french spies in there and cause massive public order reduction

  • @adammullarkey4996
    @adammullarkey4996 5 років тому

    0:50 I assume the Pope didn't actually use those exact words...

  • @AnaronYT
    @AnaronYT 7 років тому +59

    PLEASE stop calling your generals your king. it is very confusing.

    • @kingcharlesthecrusader2146
      @kingcharlesthecrusader2146 7 років тому +25

      I second this, sometimes I doubt that I really am the King, maybe it was Admiral Jon all along

  • @stephaniemorrison6516
    @stephaniemorrison6516 7 років тому

    JON OWNS A DOG! 19:10

  • @SuperJay23
    @SuperJay23 7 років тому

    more episodes please

  • @SPACKlick
    @SPACKlick 7 років тому

    Wasn't there meant to be a crusade this episode?

  • @KipperStudios
    @KipperStudios 7 років тому

    Got here before anyone had disliked the video!
    God I love your Total War videos too damn much, they really are the highlight to my week sometimes.

  • @gansplay6245
    @gansplay6245 7 років тому

    Thursday and Sunday, sweet

  • @usmnt4423
    @usmnt4423 7 років тому

    The best way to control the College of Cardinals is to just kill off all the other factions

    • @indieWellie
      @indieWellie 6 років тому

      RedandBlue Colors you can also just keep killing popes from other/unfriendly factions?

  • @Balder94
    @Balder94 6 років тому

    So did I miss the episode where you explain why you hate communal farming ? :P

    • @indieWellie
      @indieWellie 6 років тому

      it’s expensive and will make the population grow too much too fast, raising squalor. probably.

  • @HD.Keem96
    @HD.Keem96 7 років тому

    Jon will we see you play mount and blade warband in the future

  • @Scott_C
    @Scott_C 7 років тому

    John could you have picked up the balista left on the field by the Russians?

  • @HaixThePro
    @HaixThePro 7 років тому +1

    It's a bloody Metz here...

  • @throwaway588
    @throwaway588 7 років тому +43

    Oink

    • @wastelandbrit3443
      @wastelandbrit3443 7 років тому +5

      War Pig [Insert bacon joke]

    • @mercedesoriegatheretiredem1679
      @mercedesoriegatheretiredem1679 7 років тому +7

      When a *pig* makes you Paranoid...

    • @kingcharlesthecrusader2146
      @kingcharlesthecrusader2146 7 років тому +3

      I should think about using war pigs in the army, I have heard them win many great victories for the historic empire of the Brutii

    • @julianusventidius923
      @julianusventidius923 7 років тому

      *Chi Chi Chi* *Huh Huh Huh* *Cousin Cousin Cousin* *Bowling Bowling Bowling*

    • @throwaway588
      @throwaway588 7 років тому +6

      -I sense a present which I haven't felt in a long time.- Oink

  • @selder_7
    @selder_7 7 років тому +1

    It's been the right time to attack Jerusalem for like 10 parts 😂 Egypt could've been wiped out by now and you could be contemplating fighting turkey and connecting the empire by now

  • @wrex5457
    @wrex5457 7 років тому

    Is it bad if the mongols invade on turn 68

    • @mistahsusan2650
      @mistahsusan2650 7 років тому

      not necessarily as they enter around the caucus mountains. them there mongols will be more of a problem for the Turks.
      I'm just waiting for the Turmids.

  • @jaredcicero3449
    @jaredcicero3449 7 років тому

    and next episode is a hour special right?

  • @krcsirke
    @krcsirke 7 років тому +1

    Before I watch it, I want to tell you, make alliance with Hungary! You will need some help from east.

  • @CheeseyPotatoe87
    @CheeseyPotatoe87 7 років тому

    Charge bonus in the rear

  • @Romarod27
    @Romarod27 7 років тому +1

    why didnt you night fight those russian army at 36:00, boleslaw herman would get +1 command

  • @SourceOfBeing
    @SourceOfBeing 7 років тому

    I think it might be worth it to move your capital to Thorn.

  • @quasigecko1503
    @quasigecko1503 7 років тому

    Corrects Sardinia mistake, correctly calls it Corsica, follows by saying Corsica about 8 times.

  • @jacksonbermingham2168
    @jacksonbermingham2168 7 років тому +1

    i think the issue with peasantwerp ia the lack of peasants

  • @TheAnon03
    @TheAnon03 7 років тому

    Damnit Jon, I wanted to go to sleep!

  • @GoldFsh
    @GoldFsh 7 років тому +1

    In Rome total war I managed to get a great income of 7 million while playing as the Greek's

  • @sweyn6947
    @sweyn6947 7 років тому

    KGB
    when you're Russian for food
    there's no time for Stalin

  • @kalebfox9277
    @kalebfox9277 7 років тому

    I like jons voice.

  • @TheElvi80
    @TheElvi80 7 років тому

    Are you using any mod?

    • @indieWellie
      @indieWellie 6 років тому

      i think he uses small modifications to diplomacy so that the other factions don’t just hate everyone else and mong some war everywhere. kind of like milan.

  • @usmnt4423
    @usmnt4423 7 років тому +1

    "Per-shoot"

  • @jansenart0
    @jansenart0 7 років тому +2

    I disagree with RTW's economy being broken. Back in that day, there were still resources to exploit, so wealth was arguably easier to come by. Plus, if your empire was wealthy, its generals and governors would devolve into madness and corruption, which I felt made a decent balance.

  • @UndrState
    @UndrState 7 років тому +1

    WAYPOINTS

  • @tyroneisaacs9671
    @tyroneisaacs9671 7 років тому +12

    Jon should play the Skyrim mod for total war med 3

  • @bob.smith117
    @bob.smith117 7 років тому

    Why nor send your assassins after those bloody inquisitors? one of them is only 1/10

  • @RoyalFlush270
    @RoyalFlush270 7 років тому +4

    *Calls the General "King," perhaps as a pet name*
    *Abandons the profitable siege of Bruge to attack some bumfuck castle*
    *Waits for the public order and squalor to get really bad before upgrading a city*
    #JustJonnyThings

  • @Simon-ki3gg
    @Simon-ki3gg 7 років тому +5

    I'm willing to watch the forces or Denmark Russian to war

  • @darkinstinctful123
    @darkinstinctful123 3 роки тому

    Does he ever fix his capital issue? Its infuriating to watch. His finance is clearly related to him moving his capital.

  • @StarLord_2307
    @StarLord_2307 7 років тому +3

    You can go too America

  • @Randomnameguy
    @Randomnameguy 7 років тому +115

    Man i really was "Russian" to this video

    • @theghostofadmiraljon8999
      @theghostofadmiraljon8999 7 років тому +6

      Random name Guy do your own original puns, by order of the admiral

    • @gunthereinritterdesheilige8436
      @gunthereinritterdesheilige8436 7 років тому

      yeha, your joke IS LAMe

    • @CaptainDecimus
      @CaptainDecimus 7 років тому +4

      +Admiral Jon what gives you the authority to command citizens? You command ships at sea admiral. Now stop being so power HUNGARY.

    • @Randomnameguy
      @Randomnameguy 7 років тому +1

      Aye aye Admiral!

    • @CaptainDecimus
      @CaptainDecimus 7 років тому +2

      I must be wrong then... you have the authority of a king, I guess.

  • @sergeblok1056
    @sergeblok1056 7 років тому

    Official Episode Title Suggestion: You crusade that again.

  • @thedeathtrap995
    @thedeathtrap995 7 років тому

    has jon ever played the game called darkest dungeon?

  • @JoschiChr
    @JoschiChr 7 років тому

    I saw a train going from Hamburg to your former capital!
    I'd like to show you the picture I took, but since I don't have twitter or such stuff...

  • @slurpchannel1475
    @slurpchannel1475 7 років тому +1

    attack the pope

  • @thomassugg3422
    @thomassugg3422 7 років тому

    I'm playing a campaign as the Holy Roman Empire iv taken all of Germany,Italy,Poland,Scandinavia,Neverland's and Switzerland. I'm in a long war with France and it's a Stalemate.

  • @blankoblanko9325
    @blankoblanko9325 7 років тому +1

    Finish one video, boom, MATN Medieval II

  • @trapjesusplays1256
    @trapjesusplays1256 7 років тому

    do people still love me...

  • @Rateus_Johanson
    @Rateus_Johanson 7 років тому

    Mmmmm a salted lasagna.

  • @Pink.andahalf
    @Pink.andahalf 7 років тому

    I haven't even played this game and it annoys me that you call all the generals kings.

  • @baileymoyer4291
    @baileymoyer4291 7 років тому +5

    Anyone pre notification squad?

  • @richardwatson1254
    @richardwatson1254 7 років тому +1

    Where's the fokin Fallout 4 yolo video tea boi

  • @cliffsmith23
    @cliffsmith23 7 років тому +2

    I'm pretty sure that "Nubian" is pronounced "newbian".