Bear and Goose at the End of Everything

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  • Опубліковано 13 гру 2024

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  • @TheOneTrueGhostyBoi
    @TheOneTrueGhostyBoi 5 років тому +9340

    The answer to everything is “bear put it in”

    • @blainecurtis2634
      @blainecurtis2634 5 років тому +75

      I like it

    • @benjaminolsson2162
      @benjaminolsson2162 5 років тому +120

      Well they said the meaning would not be in plain sight. Why not a sentient bear with God powers not listening to a goose then? It's not the worst idea we've had. And if "bear put it in" is the meaning then why wouldn't he put the thought about this video in exurb1a's head to tell us about it. We would never know it was reality anyways. And it would not even matter if it was.
      C'mon, it'll be fun. 🐻

    • @pupco5613
      @pupco5613 5 років тому +82

      bear put it in has two meanings. bear put it in and bear, put it in. so that must have been a good time at the end ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @space9989
      @space9989 4 роки тому +61

      Why is life so hard, why would there be so much sadness?
      *BEAR PUT IT IN*

    • @MaSx94
      @MaSx94 4 роки тому +32

      Sometimes it's 'Zeus put it in.'

  • @TheRyderShotgunn
    @TheRyderShotgunn 6 років тому +3760

    (throws up a little after a meal)
    *GOD DAMMIT BEAR*

    • @katherinemorelle7115
      @katherinemorelle7115 5 років тому +14

      Mark Donald lucky. I have reflux, so it’s really bloody common for me. I have to stay sitting up for at least an hour after eating, or it slowly travels back up.

    • @MyBrainVent
      @MyBrainVent 5 років тому +5

      @@katherinemorelle7115 I share your misery. damn that bear.

    • @abxsmal
      @abxsmal 5 років тому

      Especially after i eat diary

    • @newhandle_2552
      @newhandle_2552 5 років тому

      VuUrp

    • @abxsmal
      @abxsmal 5 років тому

      @Cosmic Maybe he did but throwing up a little bit in your mouth after eating something also happens. Then you have to rush to the toilet to spit it out. Has happened to me.

  • @oaxis8198
    @oaxis8198 4 роки тому +2416

    I’m convinced he did this video just for that Neil de goose Tyson joke

    • @Tank175
      @Tank175 3 роки тому +101

      Nonono he did it for the Quack joke

    • @halfiem2510
      @halfiem2510 3 роки тому +56

      The "i bearly know you" one

    • @nesarjalili8136
      @nesarjalili8136 Рік тому

      I was dead with that one

  • @Rain_MG
    @Rain_MG 5 років тому +10312

    Do you realize that we can't actually scientifically prove this wrong

    • @ratflakes3135
      @ratflakes3135 4 роки тому +1069

      Time to start worshipping a bear and a goose. Personally, I am quite happy with this outcome.

    • @hiruuk
      @hiruuk 4 роки тому +340

      I want this as my religion

    • @Bash8282
      @Bash8282 4 роки тому +130

      Well claiming this is real the burden of proof is on you to prove that this is real

    • @megugu2155
      @megugu2155 4 роки тому +33

      Russell's teapot says "yeah"

    • @swift9515
      @swift9515 4 роки тому +147

      @@Bash8282 Christianity has the same burden and look how far its gone

  • @bobbluered8984
    @bobbluered8984 6 років тому +7428

    I feel like Exurb1a came up with "Neil DeGoose Tyson", and then wrote the rest from there.

    • @chesterr551
      @chesterr551 6 років тому +92

      (someone stole a comment)

    • @Koolkidzao
      @Koolkidzao 6 років тому +26

      one hundred percent.

    • @plitser9880
      @plitser9880 6 років тому +185

      Together with the quacks/quarks

    • @ayenyeinaung562
      @ayenyeinaung562 6 років тому +59

      He also thought 'why aren't subatomic particles called quacks'

    • @Gameatronic9000
      @Gameatronic9000 6 років тому +8

      seems like a fair enough assesment

  • @freddyfink1382
    @freddyfink1382 6 років тому +1276

    - will they be happy?
    - happy not always, but happy sometimes maybe.

  • @maruwapofilms815
    @maruwapofilms815 5 років тому +1888

    "And there will be these little bugs called wasps that sting you for no reason and it hurts real bad!"
    "Don't put that in."
    BEAR PUT IT IN

    • @jerrygreenest
      @jerrygreenest 4 роки тому +31

      And little annoying insects called mosquitoes, they will be in places where it’s warm, so people there won’t feel too comfortable. Also, it will smell sex, interrupting the process. “And bear put it in”

    • @MohamedAliKorimELFATAY
      @MohamedAliKorimELFATAY 3 роки тому +7

      And there will be bullies
      And darkness
      And sad shitty breakups
      Bear put it in

    • @migolan6606
      @migolan6606 2 роки тому +5

      Wasps are really nice to me though... Haven't ever been stung by one and they usually gather around me when i eat apples outside. Sometimes they almost get in my mouth... Wish they wouldn't do that.

    • @yuckfou514
      @yuckfou514 2 роки тому +3

      And cats will bite and scratch out of nowhere even when they're purring.
      DON'T PUT THAT IN
      ~Bear put it in

  • @walterwang4669
    @walterwang4669 5 років тому +325

    You only made this video to include “Neil Degoose Tyson” didn’t you?
    You wonderful bastard.

    • @shivambhanushali3086
      @shivambhanushali3086 2 роки тому +9

      Also the quarks joke. I bet the quarks joke is what gave him/her/them the idea

    • @el_c
      @el_c 3 місяці тому

      ​@@shivambhanushali3086 Bears, Baryons - missed opportunity! 🐻‍❄

  • @gumbo1696
    @gumbo1696 5 років тому +1575

    "The hell's going on out there?"
    -one confused bartender at Milliways, staring at a goose and a bear floating around in the ever collapsing ether

    • @StarrDust12
      @StarrDust12 5 років тому +35

      Nice reference

    • @nicolecada9997
      @nicolecada9997 5 років тому +8

      what i was thinking

    • @majomhaha5026
      @majomhaha5026 4 роки тому +21

      Why the long beak?

    • @ahumanbeingamnayplaceholde1746
      @ahumanbeingamnayplaceholde1746 4 роки тому +19

      This would actually fit very well in The restaurant at the end of the universe

    • @rando.2349
      @rando.2349 3 роки тому +1

      while standing beside a black mass with its head caved while holding an ash tray

  • @rustyarkmore5643
    @rustyarkmore5643 6 років тому +14133

    *You can make a religion out of this.*

    • @JD-jl4yy
      @JD-jl4yy 6 років тому +169

      rUsty ARK & More don't.

    • @ventaxi768
      @ventaxi768 6 років тому +433

      no, wait, dont

    • @5slistenup.a10isspeaking2
      @5slistenup.a10isspeaking2 6 років тому +231

      rUsty ARK & More made it anyway

    • @SophiaLilithUwU
      @SophiaLilithUwU 6 років тому +76

      Don't.
      All you need to do is apprechiate life and the universe around you. That's is just enough.
      We don't need yet another religion taking away from natures beauty by diminishing it with man-made myths and monsters.

    • @rustyarkmore5643
      @rustyarkmore5643 6 років тому +38

      Abraxas Science > Any Religion.

  • @9nikola
    @9nikola 6 років тому +750

    When all stars are dead
    and all life has gone,
    When black holes and galaxies
    have all become one,
    When all is destroyed
    and nothing ever mends,
    That is the time
    when time itself ends.

    • @dx8pi6o48
      @dx8pi6o48 5 років тому +25

      Beautiful

    • @ankitaaarya
      @ankitaaarya 5 років тому +15

      Not many likes but best commemt in my opinion

    • @andredonis8029
      @andredonis8029 5 років тому +4

      Fire

    • @caykroyd10
      @caykroyd10 5 років тому +1

      @Youssef Houaoui No

    • @longleaf1217
      @longleaf1217 5 років тому +1

      damn, that is so tragically beautiful.

  • @jacks5463
    @jacks5463 4 роки тому +73

    That line "Will they see how beautiful it is?" really hit deep. Made me tear up

  • @giovannimattei.
    @giovannimattei. 6 років тому +4261

    This gave me goosebumps and bearbumps at the same time

  • @anushkagupta3897
    @anushkagupta3897 6 років тому +756

    Bear: Let’s have a book on sparkling vampires with bad writing
    Goose: What? Don’t put that in
    Bear put it in

    • @juliasutter6996
      @juliasutter6996 6 років тому +30

      I smell a new meme xD

    • @Gameatronic9000
      @Gameatronic9000 6 років тому +1

      my god, why twilight

    • @Gameatronic9000
      @Gameatronic9000 6 років тому +4

      if this meme spreas far and wide across the internet, i would be very happy
      also this video would explode as stupid amounts of people come to see what made the meme.

    • @awulfy9052
      @awulfy9052 6 років тому +1

      Phonie lmao gg😂

  • @Galimeer5
    @Galimeer5 6 років тому +7418

    Are Bear and Goose the two voices at the end of Minecraft??

  • @yeetothecheeto5787
    @yeetothecheeto5787 4 роки тому +200

    Bear: and we’ll make stubbing your toe or getting a paper cut extremely painful!
    Goose: What? No, don’t put that in.
    *Bear put it in*

  • @unclereyofficial
    @unclereyofficial 6 років тому +5420

    *BEAR PUT IT IN*

  • @cloudyo_o2792
    @cloudyo_o2792 5 років тому +1273

    Bear : stomach growls during inappropriate times
    Goose : no..
    Bear put it in

    • @howardbaxter2514
      @howardbaxter2514 5 років тому +8

      DAMMIT BEAR!

    • @robinchwan
      @robinchwan 5 років тому +5

      that shit you thought was a fart (bear: now we're cooking)

    • @pixelheart4840
      @pixelheart4840 5 років тому +12

      Bear: having a random boner*
      Goose: no no no......
      BEAR PUT IT IN........

    • @rainerzufall8090
      @rainerzufall8090 5 років тому +6

      This would also work if it was Bears stomach that growled

    • @bolche_vic
      @bolche_vic 3 роки тому +1

      I gave the 666th like🥳

  • @kekero540
    @kekero540 6 років тому +272

    “Don’t put that in” goose said worryingly.
    Bear put it in.

    • @creeperlamoureux
      @creeperlamoureux 6 років тому

      Kekero “Bear was scared”

    • @rofisbacc2004
      @rofisbacc2004 6 років тому +1

      Hold on I got to take a shit

    • @aurora-kitsune
      @aurora-kitsune 6 років тому +4

      Easy to take it the wrong way out of context

    • @InsanePigeon
      @InsanePigeon 6 років тому +4

      "Bear put it in"
      OwO

    • @sadethesad
      @sadethesad 6 років тому

      InsaneBird I like the way you think

  • @beanman395
    @beanman395 5 років тому +105

    Bear: "What about some idiot commenting on this exact statement?"
    Goose: "What? No, don't put that in"
    *Bear put me in*

  • @avgvstvs96
    @avgvstvs96 5 років тому +4039

    "Do you think they'll see how beautiful everything is?"
    "Sometimes, only sometimes, all the time would be too much, never would be too little, every now and then, they'll see it sometimes... and that will be enough"

    • @WiredDrummer
      @WiredDrummer 5 років тому +99

      C3R3A1 makes me wanna cry

    • @PresidentialWinner
      @PresidentialWinner 5 років тому +17

      @DATING HARLEY QUINN Try LSD or shrooms, it'll be like that, but more.

    • @elle9834
      @elle9834 5 років тому +12

      Almost cried

    • @mathze
      @mathze 5 років тому +37

      @DATING HARLEY QUINN What's with the drug addicts in this comment section?

    • @ayylmao4954
      @ayylmao4954 5 років тому +6

      Haku you a lame

  • @noname-xo5mp
    @noname-xo5mp 5 років тому +6269

    I say we make this an official religion.
    The creation story of the Bear & Goose.

    • @Gery0002
      @Gery0002 5 років тому +133

      Im in, create a discord for it

    • @The3rdGraySky
      @The3rdGraySky 5 років тому +47

      all hail the bear and goose!!

    • @henkkahenrik4183
      @henkkahenrik4183 5 років тому +85

      Actually in old finnish religions people tought bears were basically gods so they couldn't say bears actual name, so now we got like million old nicnames for bear. It was believed bears were strong leaders but kinda simple minded, and the reason it got small tail was cuz fox tricked it to put it's tail into hole in ice till it froze in and he got stuck and he pulled himself out with brute streght and lost its tail. We don't really have gooses, especially up north, so there isn't that many stories bout them tho. I don't think i have ever seen live goose. They kinda hate finland. Idk why.

    • @hayhay5927
      @hayhay5927 5 років тому +9

      UA-cam discord server wooooo

    • @ourladypeace3
      @ourladypeace3 5 років тому +45

      We can make a religion out of this
      No, don’t

  • @pbsspacetime
    @pbsspacetime 6 років тому +2198

    Wait, so the previous universe recollapsed? What was changed to create dark energy in this one? Is it connected to the whole coffee-diarrea thing? I had my suspicions.

    • @cockoroach
      @cockoroach 5 років тому +252

      Neat. A UA-cam channel with over 1.5 million subs commented and no one noticed for 11 months. I’m honored to have discovered your comment. Even though your joke was a little shitty.

    • @navarajpanday68
      @navarajpanday68 5 років тому +13

      @@cockoroach that's what i thought

    • @dwren365
      @dwren365 5 років тому +41

      @@cockoroach "shitty".. ha!

    • @misterpher2582
      @misterpher2582 5 років тому +6

      cockoroach if it makes you feel any better I only noticed today

    • @frankdelgrosso8297
      @frankdelgrosso8297 5 років тому +4

      You keep selling dark energy PBS. Which is code for all the shit we don't know so gave the unknown a name. Get over it already You don't know what the deal is there, no one does, keep researching and stop pretending you know it's deal like some prophet saying "he who shal not be named"

  • @srfrg9707
    @srfrg9707 4 роки тому +289

    Goose : "let's make two constellations looking like a bear and a goose!"
    Bear : "Ok, my job."
    And now we have Usra major and Goose minor. No. Wait?
    Beaaaaaaaaaaaar!

  • @f0lie771
    @f0lie771 5 років тому +2956

    I’ve rewatched this video many, many times and still get chills at “and that will be enough”. This is a masterpiece

    • @skyluke9476
      @skyluke9476 5 років тому +91

      it's my favorite bedtime story. I dont always watch it before bed, but sometimes I do, and that's enough.

    • @cantabitvidentis5569
      @cantabitvidentis5569 5 років тому +23

      Never fails to make me tear up

    • @vaisnow
      @vaisnow 4 роки тому +9

      I spent last 2 hours searching this video for this quote.... And I don't regret it

    • @HuslWusl
      @HuslWusl 4 роки тому +15

      I've rewatched it many times too, but now I find myself listening to it as a bed time story because I can't sleep. I can't believe I use videos as bedtime stories that gave me a mild existential crisis before

    • @alexmarshall8187
      @alexmarshall8187 4 роки тому +3

      Same

  • @yio5000
    @yio5000 6 років тому +122

    I cant help but feel this entire video was made because exurb1a thought of the name neil degoose tyson one day and thought, yeah I could make a video out of that

  • @Gi0kay
    @Gi0kay 6 років тому +77

    "Sometimes, only sometimes. And that will be enough."
    I can't even describe what I felt in that moment.

    • @Taima
      @Taima 6 років тому +5

      Somehow tragically beautiful.

    • @martialme84
      @martialme84 6 років тому +1

      Yup

  • @pieterd3408
    @pieterd3408 5 років тому +322

    Your stories touch me on a deep level. They're truly beautiful pieces of art.

  • @7000_Skeletons
    @7000_Skeletons 6 років тому +295

    Why do I feel this video was written around the need to say "Neil Degoose Tyson"?

  • @timmilgram
    @timmilgram 5 років тому +581

    This is good. Real good

  • @curry7777
    @curry7777 6 років тому +785

    I feel at peace now

    • @ParasBansal10
      @ParasBansal10 6 років тому +1

      let me help you. I think, It's not a real story.

  • @MelliaBoomBot
    @MelliaBoomBot 5 років тому +44

    "here, put my wing in your paw" I will remember that ALWAYS.

  • @ericcurts
    @ericcurts 6 років тому +1298

    How often can you look unflinchingly into the existential truths of an exurb1a video? "All the time would be too much" (you would be too torn up to actually function in day to day life) "Never would be too little" (you would go through life never really wrestling with these truths) "Every now and then" (from time to time you need to be reminded that everything is going to end, that you are phenomenally fortunate just to be alive, that you need to make your meaning in life, and to see the beauty in it all) "And that will be ... enough" Thanks for the reminder exurb1a and for (literally) making me cry.

    • @yodings
      @yodings 6 років тому +6

      Eric Curts i just get too pissed to remember the previous video then come back to it sober on detox and the cycle starts again

    • @dominik8684
      @dominik8684 6 років тому +1

    • @FinalRedemption
      @FinalRedemption 6 років тому +3

      Also, they don't remember the name of their species/empire but they relate to each other eventually everything is the same and there are little differences

    • @panghor
      @panghor 6 років тому +1

      bitch

    • @ashliefay7375
      @ashliefay7375 6 років тому +2

      Glad I’m not the only one who cried.

  • @imlefter8003
    @imlefter8003 6 років тому +390

    "Let's have a lonely guy upload videos on a universal net just so he can entertain himself and others"
    "No don't.He doesn't belong here"
    *Bear put it in*

    • @kn1ght-788
      @kn1ght-788 6 років тому +5

      Let's put in an ugly fat failed abortion with addict parents who hate her!
      Don't do that!
      *B E A R P U T I T I N*

    • @danielli9046
      @danielli9046 6 років тому +18

      @@kn1ght-788 You alright?

    • @bbbbende
      @bbbbende 6 років тому +2

      I'm worried now

    • @kn1ght-788
      @kn1ght-788 6 років тому +1

      @@default3623 Oh, I'm fine, my step-mom finaly got murdered so I'm in a good mood
      Also, my 12 birthday is coming up!

    • @nmtltlz
      @nmtltlz 5 років тому +1

      humon congrats!!

  • @thepoetoffall7820
    @thepoetoffall7820 6 років тому +451

    Your work is simultaneously depressing and beautiful. Simplistic yet complex. Genuine yet saircatic. Keep at it mate.

  • @rolandgreen7995
    @rolandgreen7995 5 років тому +575

    Bear: Lets make them have a weird shiver after they pee. It would be super funny
    Goose:What! Don't put that in!
    *Bear put it in*

  • @catherine865
    @catherine865 6 років тому +18

    “Do you think he’ll see how beautiful everything is?”
    “Sometimes, only sometimes. All the time would be too much, never would would be too little. Every now and then, they’ll see it sometimes, and that would be enough.”
    I’m fuckn crying dude

  • @doomedhair4381
    @doomedhair4381 6 років тому +1152

    Why did this make me tear up? It was so beautiful worded and witty.

  • @Orikron
    @Orikron 6 років тому +109

    "The end will be here soon; t'was fun chatting."
    This is how I'll end my conversations from now on.

  • @nekro6897
    @nekro6897 4 роки тому +8

    It’s comforting that when you’re down you can always remember your problems are insignificant compared to the scale of the universe

  • @tazer00
    @tazer00 6 років тому +222

    bear: sharting
    goose: no
    *bear put it in*

  • @orelfichman779
    @orelfichman779 6 років тому +302

    Why do I watch your videos when I'm ALREADY having an existential crysis?

    • @skyluke9476
      @skyluke9476 5 років тому +15

      to reach ego death

    • @zachfruin7684
      @zachfruin7684 5 років тому +7

      When in an existential crisis, he clarifies

    • @TrapperBV
      @TrapperBV 5 років тому +13

      Because bear put it in.

    • @maxinefinnfoxen
      @maxinefinnfoxen 4 роки тому +5

      Then you can enjoy it more

    • @bruhsoundeffect2882
      @bruhsoundeffect2882 4 роки тому

      How does this give you an existential crises, everything is beautiful and we should all love each other on this one-way journey to the end of the universe... maybe we'll be the goose and bear at the end of this universe, and help create the next one :')

  • @mufasaiam7794
    @mufasaiam7794 6 років тому +1935

    For some reason, i suddenly wanna argue with everyone in the comment section now.

    • @paule.2687
      @paule.2687 6 років тому +140

      no you don't

    • @mufasaiam7794
      @mufasaiam7794 6 років тому +65

      Paul E. I'm always in the mood for a good argument.

    • @doggo6131
      @doggo6131 6 років тому +60

      mustapha supas No you're not

    • @mufasaiam7794
      @mufasaiam7794 6 років тому +43

      Doggo wanna bet?

    • @klevin5501
      @klevin5501 6 років тому +31

      you're on

  • @ravyntaylor6982
    @ravyntaylor6982 3 роки тому +28

    “Only sometimes, and that will be enough.”
    I got goosebumps ❤️

  • @thelittleveteran
    @thelittleveteran 5 років тому +1590

    Bear: "And testicles will hang down so that they are really vulnerable."
    Goose: "Dont put that in"
    *Bear put it in*

    • @apfelkopf_7617
      @apfelkopf_7617 4 роки тому +69

      They're hanging down there because the sperm can't stand normal body heat. No idea why sperm didn't evolve to be more heat resistant, but now you can watch your ball-skin move around when you relax for a bit.

    • @gabor6259
      @gabor6259 4 роки тому +12

      I like my balls the way they are. Thanks, bear.

    • @Erine120
      @Erine120 4 роки тому +14

      Apfelkopf _ if that’s true it’s gonna really bother me that our sperm didn’t evolve to deal with it

    • @jpe1
      @jpe1 4 роки тому +2

      Apfelkopf _ I wonder what is different with elephants (and cetaceans, etc) that their sperm aren’t damaged by body heat?

    • @thelittleveteran
      @thelittleveteran 4 роки тому +4

      Even though it's for shielding them from heat, there has to be a better way right?

  • @ADVBear
    @ADVBear 6 років тому +498

    That was... very beautiful. I don't know what to say. There is a bunch of people that need to see this. I'll share the heck out of it. 💚

    • @anquisesss
      @anquisesss 6 років тому +2

      it kind of reminded me a short story by Isaac Asimov, "the last question" absolutelly recommended :)

  • @TheRealOtatop
    @TheRealOtatop 6 років тому +372

    "Will they see? In the next cycle, do you think they'll see how beautiful everything is?"
    "sometimes. All the time would be too much. Never would be too little. Every now and then, they'll see it. And that will be enough."
    Didn't expect to get chills from watching this video, but go off I guess...

    • @bowlcut3541
      @bowlcut3541 5 років тому +1

      0nandout0flin3 read this as it aydd

    • @tyrawallberg9672
      @tyrawallberg9672 4 роки тому +1

      i'm running on 3 cups of coffe and 0 hours of sleep and started crying over this

  • @spacewolf9596
    @spacewolf9596 4 роки тому +301

    “We *BEARLY* know each other” said the goose.
    Bear: *stares with murderous intent*

  • @blubbia8741
    @blubbia8741 6 років тому +21

    This video gave me a slightly calmer existential crisis than all of your previous videos

  • @gigi9234
    @gigi9234 6 років тому +41

    Bear: ‘let’s make some humans cripplingly depressed for little to no reason.’
    Goose: ‘...why?’
    Bear: ‘I don’t know, it’d be funny.’
    Goose: ‘don’t put that in.’
    ...
    *Bear put that in.*

    • @martialme84
      @martialme84 6 років тому

      XD I laughed out loud at that. And yeah... i´m depressed.

  • @jannism1798
    @jannism1798 6 років тому +25

    Bear: "Don't forget to add Norway though"
    Goose: "Na nobody would want that"
    *Bear put it in anyway*

  • @stevenvassiliou2939
    @stevenvassiliou2939 4 роки тому +26

    "The dinosaurs arent in the bible, where did they come from?"
    Bear put them in

  • @helved807
    @helved807 6 років тому +163

    you know what the bear should have put...
    Make teachers understand to move the cursor away from the progress bar while watching UA-cam videos.

  • @VRPat
    @VRPat 6 років тому +63

    Feet falling asleep, painful to wake up
    *BEAR PUT IT IN*

  • @cow_2320
    @cow_2320 6 років тому +29

    Bear: ... Oh, how about I add people that dress up in fur suits and go to conventions!
    Goose: don't put that in
    *bear put it in*

  • @lastmanstanding5423
    @lastmanstanding5423 4 роки тому +41

    Bear: "And we'll make aiming when peeing really difficult for men, it'll be funny."
    Goose: "Don't put that in"
    Bear put it in

  • @redocchi9220
    @redocchi9220 6 років тому +210

    And that will be, enough. its one of this phrases that make you shudder with fear, excitement and power upon hearing/ saying it

  • @Stephjr369
    @Stephjr369 6 років тому +279

    The universe does need more purple

  • @luizeduardocarvalho3173
    @luizeduardocarvalho3173 5 років тому +255

    Dude.. I just found your channel, binge-watching all your videos since then. And every time I finish one, I want to say something but I get chocked with a tear, cried a bit more than that a couple of times, my wife is starting to think I´m weird. But I think you are amazing. I love your stories, your jokes and your took on philosophy/science/humanity. Thanks for put it all out there for us. It helps to build that better future, more than you can imagine.

    • @joeywantstoplay
      @joeywantstoplay 5 років тому +2

      ​@Noimal not normal ~ ​ goose agreed!

    • @thinkagain9315
      @thinkagain9315 5 років тому +2

      É, cara, to passando por exatamente a mesma coisa nesse exato momento. Binge > choro > e um puta encanto por esse bacana que escreveu isso tudo. Os vídeos dele lavam a minha alma, sério mesmo.

    • @gringofajitas8914
      @gringofajitas8914 4 роки тому +6

      Good luck not going mad with existential overload, bingeing this mind fuck of a channel

  • @mainaccount3087
    @mainaccount3087 4 роки тому +37

    Neil deGoose Tyson: peace was never an option

  • @croatililliouspartridge5822
    @croatililliouspartridge5822 5 років тому +3770

    What if we made people attracted to humanoid animals?
    No, no, don't put that in.
    Bear put it in.

    • @toshirokardevaand2772
      @toshirokardevaand2772 5 років тому +79

      Thank you, bear! :3

    • @sankyumiku
      @sankyumiku 4 роки тому +90

      And that's the reason beyond cat girls

    • @toshirokardevaand2772
      @toshirokardevaand2772 4 роки тому +13

      @NumberWonMonkey Wow, rude. But yes, I don't belong here, because of rude people like you.
      Unless your comment was sarcasm...

    • @mauz791
      @mauz791 4 роки тому +47

      Fucks sake bear

    • @TheSkypetube
      @TheSkypetube 4 роки тому +17

      OwO if you say so bear uguuuuu.........

  • @Pete_YT
    @Pete_YT 6 років тому +16

    Bear:..Oh how about I add brain farts, you know, so that mid conversation people forget tidbits of information, really obvious stuff like the name of your own child.
    Goose: *Don't put it in*
    _Bear put it in_

  • @justsomenightowl7220
    @justsomenightowl7220 6 років тому +499

    "sometimes. only sometimes."
    anyone else just find themselves looking at cars driving down the road and thinking "hey look at how well it all works. everyone is doing their part, driving on the correct line, all turning in union, pedestrians walking on the sidewalk etc. look at our society. everything functions just as it has to"
    or being on some website and seeing how many people are online and how theyre all typing something about the same topic right now, from all over the world. there are so much people doing the same thing as i am right now.
    or being in school and realize that millions of other students are in school right now. for some it is only 8am while others are already leaving. from first graders to last-year university students - we're all sitting at school
    just me? im the crazy one? okay

    • @lohh659
      @lohh659 5 років тому +28

      I love it. I have thought in these lines when I've seen a falling star. I've thought that maybe I wasn't the only one seeing this star and thinking about what to wish. I don't know how far can a shooting star be seen, but in my city definitely. And so I think that perhaps another person or even people were in my city or further also looking up at the sky at the exact same moment and saw the star. And we, a small group of people, shared a small moment together, even if ignorant of our connection. But just maybe, if I'm lucky, the other person who saw the star is also thinking that there might be someone else in addition to him who witnessed this happening. And if I'm incredibly lucky, they might even be thinking that I am wondering whether they know that I am thinking about them. And this realisation is pure connection. You are thinking about an unknown someone who perhaps is also thinking about you as their unknown someone. The imaginary mystery becomes sentient and you are both looking exactly at each other in some superdimension, a space that you created yourself in your mind. How cool is that?

    • @schwiftyfish7474
      @schwiftyfish7474 5 років тому +9

      Me driving down the road: “damn it would suck if I accidentally collided head on with another car

    • @RickFoxChicken
      @RickFoxChicken 5 років тому +4

      When I look out on the line of cars, I always wonder where they came from. What they're doing. How did they get to this point.

    • @ryanwhiteman9184
      @ryanwhiteman9184 5 років тому

      Duolingo Owl its called stoner

    • @skyluke9476
      @skyluke9476 5 років тому +3

      @@lohh659 I used to lay in bed and wonder if anyone else was out there laying in bed wondering the same (: glad to meet you friends!

  • @nitro2714
    @nitro2714 3 роки тому +9

    And now there IS a book from this. What an adventure

  • @crispymormon5977
    @crispymormon5977 6 років тому +22

    How did a fucking theoretical bear and goose make me tear up? Fucking bravo man, bravo.

  • @JayceVR
    @JayceVR 6 років тому +111

    I find this motivating :D. "... everything was boring, it was too easy. We'll make living tricky but not too tricky" 3:53

    • @blugaledoh2669
      @blugaledoh2669 6 років тому

      true but I still wanna know it was really like.

  • @sonarbuge7958
    @sonarbuge7958 6 років тому +19

    In 200 years kids will be analysing this masterpiece in English class

  • @TheYoyocandy
    @TheYoyocandy 5 років тому +19

    This is the most Douglas Adams and Terry Pratchett like video I've ever seen.

  • @Nivanger
    @Nivanger 6 років тому +14

    Do you think they'll see how beautiful everything is?
    Sometimes, only sometimes..
    All the time will be too much, never will be too little.
    Every now and then, they'll see it sometimes - and that will be enough.

  • @SliversRebuilt
    @SliversRebuilt 6 років тому +15

    "Will they see?" Bear said. "In the next cycle. Do you think they'll see how beautiful everything is?"
    "Sometimes," Goose said. "Only sometimes. All the time would be too much. Never would be too little. Every now and then, they'll see it sometimes.
    And that will be enough."

    • @Exurb1a
      @Exurb1a  6 років тому +2

      Quack quack, motherlover. Thank you for the kind words.

  • @Herbiesainty
    @Herbiesainty 6 років тому +63

    This channel makes me feel happy and lonely at the same time. It's a beautiful little feeling

    • @katlirad8292
      @katlirad8292 5 років тому +1

      You described it so perfectly

  • @Cable150364
    @Cable150364 5 років тому +25

    Bear: What if we made people's tounges do that thing where a jet of saliva will shoot from underneath it when it's at the right angle
    Goose: No don't put that in
    *BEAR PUT IT IN*

  • @mintstardust569
    @mintstardust569 6 років тому +25

    "Don't... put it in" -Neil Degoose Tyson 2018

  • @Triskaan
    @Triskaan 6 років тому +29

    And he strikes again with an increidible masterpiece.

  • @Oascany
    @Oascany 6 років тому +20

    Bear put it in.
    Goose moaned.
    Fanfictions were written.
    The universe was ruined.
    The bear and the goose were angry.

  • @thebaddestlarry9424
    @thebaddestlarry9424 4 роки тому +17

    Bear - "should we make it so the television has a thousand channels but nothing you want to watch?"
    Goose - " no, don't put that in"
    *Bear put that in*

  • @hallwaywarrior5286
    @hallwaywarrior5286 6 років тому +74

    The only reason that you chose “goose” is for the Neil DeGoose Tyson joke and im proud of you

    • @doowi1182
      @doowi1182 6 років тому +15

      Don't forget the "quack" joke

    • @MaoDev
      @MaoDev 5 років тому +1

      Well... I didn't get any of those

  • @soufflegirl725
    @soufflegirl725 6 років тому +16

    thanks for my monthly reminder that nothing has a meaning and we re all gonna die

  • @Ryukachoo
    @Ryukachoo 6 років тому +507

    Bear and goose not realizing that the best time in the universe is setting up in a megastructure computer around a black hole and existing in a simulation for 10^60 years as the universe cools and calculations become less energy intense due to the landau limit

  • @mateussousa3639
    @mateussousa3639 4 роки тому +3

    "No more walking. No more fun. No more swimming" - Hunter S. Thompson.
    I loved that.

  • @St3venAU
    @St3venAU 6 років тому +14

    I think this exurb1a at his best. The visuals are stunning, the writing is amazing and the message is powerful. It gave me the chills. Hopefully my existential crisis won't last long.

  • @Chocwish
    @Chocwish 6 років тому +23

    "Not the butt" said Bear's girlfriend...
    Bear put it in

  • @apollyon25
    @apollyon25 6 років тому +15

    I swear these videos are slowly turning me into a better person

  • @Peter-cl2hp
    @Peter-cl2hp 4 роки тому +29

    “Margaritas on trees, walking hamburgers and things”
    was that ilmango’s intro music
    DID THE EXISTENTIAL TURTLE IMAGINE A BEAR THAT WANTED THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE TO BE THE SCICRAFT SERVER?

  • @DuckingAround
    @DuckingAround 6 років тому +36

    These videos are too fucking good just to remain confined in youtube.

  • @paulfigg14
    @paulfigg14 6 років тому +14

    We need "Bear put it in" T-shirts.
    Now.

  • @jaybretherton6246
    @jaybretherton6246 6 років тому +352

    You're one of my favorite artists.

  • @RaymondCampesino
    @RaymondCampesino 2 роки тому +4

    No matter how unlikely, I want this to be real so badly. At least I have the comfort knowing it can't be proven wrong

  • @blepblops
    @blepblops 6 років тому +16

    Bear: How about an existential crisis when youre about halfway trough your life?
    Duck: NO!
    Bear put it in.

    • @Firestar-rm8df
      @Firestar-rm8df 6 років тому

      fuck, I'm only going to live to be 42..... but saying that I realize that I guess if i had to pick an early age to die at.....

  • @muetzenclown3255
    @muetzenclown3255 6 років тому +16

    Bear: Let's make people eat Tide Pods.
    Duck: why they taste horrible don't put that in.
    Bear put it in.

  • @steph_dreams
    @steph_dreams 5 років тому +33

    The other day I was standing in the cafeteria with my friends and I was looking at them and thinking “these living beings are the most complex, indescribable, astounding representations of reality I will ever see” and I almost cried from how beautiful it was

  • @sup1726
    @sup1726 5 років тому +7

    This kind of videos i watch before sleep

  • @jessicafuller6474
    @jessicafuller6474 6 років тому +98

    Can you please make a movie or film? You are SO eloquent, even these short videos make me shiver at the DEPTH and quiet sort of understanding and acceptance that they seem to end at. You, my friend, are a wizard of words. I love you. Have a great life.

    • @DungeonFreak79
      @DungeonFreak79 5 років тому +2

      Wizard of Words! Yaaas!

    • @literallyglados
      @literallyglados 5 років тому +1

      stop associating bards with wizards, please, the man is clearly a bard

  • @chillaxTF
    @chillaxTF 6 років тому +17

    I swear you just made one of the character's a goose for that Neil DeGoose Tyson pun.

  • @sebastianwesterlund8777
    @sebastianwesterlund8777 6 років тому +17

    Exurb1a: Providing existential crises on demand since 2014

  • @eaglepeakalpha
    @eaglepeakalpha 11 місяців тому +2

    "Let's make spicy food spicy both ways - going in and out!"
    "Don't put that in," Goose said.
    Bear put it in.

  • @BaryonicBun
    @BaryonicBun 6 років тому +24

    Bear: lets put flatearthers.
    Goose: don't put that in.
    Bear put it in

    • @namih4593
      @namih4593 6 років тому

      Jimakos ahahahhaahgaga

    • @TheGuy-ql9kq
      @TheGuy-ql9kq 6 років тому +1

      Is this the beginning of an epic new meme?

  • @60mits
    @60mits 6 років тому +280

    Did you add Goose in just so you can make that quark joke?

    • @RespectTheHood
      @RespectTheHood 6 років тому +30

      _Why else_

    • @vbaspcppguy
      @vbaspcppguy 6 років тому +84

      And the Neil DeGoose Tyson joke.

    • @60mits
      @60mits 6 років тому +5

      Damn he's good.

    • @RespectTheHood
      @RespectTheHood 6 років тому +3

      if it was neil deBass Tyson id be more impressed

    • @KuraIthys
      @KuraIthys 6 років тому +1

      Well, talking grass would look weird, but Niel DeGrass Tyson is... Silly. XD

  • @GrimmDelightsDice
    @GrimmDelightsDice 4 роки тому +3

    Going through your archive you've made me cry three times this morning since 4am