Well they said the meaning would not be in plain sight. Why not a sentient bear with God powers not listening to a goose then? It's not the worst idea we've had. And if "bear put it in" is the meaning then why wouldn't he put the thought about this video in exurb1a's head to tell us about it. We would never know it was reality anyways. And it would not even matter if it was. C'mon, it'll be fun. 🐻
Mark Donald lucky. I have reflux, so it’s really bloody common for me. I have to stay sitting up for at least an hour after eating, or it slowly travels back up.
@Cosmic Maybe he did but throwing up a little bit in your mouth after eating something also happens. Then you have to rush to the toilet to spit it out. Has happened to me.
And little annoying insects called mosquitoes, they will be in places where it’s warm, so people there won’t feel too comfortable. Also, it will smell sex, interrupting the process. “And bear put it in”
Wasps are really nice to me though... Haven't ever been stung by one and they usually gather around me when i eat apples outside. Sometimes they almost get in my mouth... Wish they wouldn't do that.
Don't. All you need to do is apprechiate life and the universe around you. That's is just enough. We don't need yet another religion taking away from natures beauty by diminishing it with man-made myths and monsters.
When all stars are dead and all life has gone, When black holes and galaxies have all become one, When all is destroyed and nothing ever mends, That is the time when time itself ends.
if this meme spreas far and wide across the internet, i would be very happy also this video would explode as stupid amounts of people come to see what made the meme.
"Do you think they'll see how beautiful everything is?" "Sometimes, only sometimes, all the time would be too much, never would be too little, every now and then, they'll see it sometimes... and that will be enough"
Actually in old finnish religions people tought bears were basically gods so they couldn't say bears actual name, so now we got like million old nicnames for bear. It was believed bears were strong leaders but kinda simple minded, and the reason it got small tail was cuz fox tricked it to put it's tail into hole in ice till it froze in and he got stuck and he pulled himself out with brute streght and lost its tail. We don't really have gooses, especially up north, so there isn't that many stories bout them tho. I don't think i have ever seen live goose. They kinda hate finland. Idk why.
Wait, so the previous universe recollapsed? What was changed to create dark energy in this one? Is it connected to the whole coffee-diarrea thing? I had my suspicions.
Neat. A UA-cam channel with over 1.5 million subs commented and no one noticed for 11 months. I’m honored to have discovered your comment. Even though your joke was a little shitty.
You keep selling dark energy PBS. Which is code for all the shit we don't know so gave the unknown a name. Get over it already You don't know what the deal is there, no one does, keep researching and stop pretending you know it's deal like some prophet saying "he who shal not be named"
Goose : "let's make two constellations looking like a bear and a goose!" Bear : "Ok, my job." And now we have Usra major and Goose minor. No. Wait? Beaaaaaaaaaaaar!
I've rewatched it many times too, but now I find myself listening to it as a bed time story because I can't sleep. I can't believe I use videos as bedtime stories that gave me a mild existential crisis before
I cant help but feel this entire video was made because exurb1a thought of the name neil degoose tyson one day and thought, yeah I could make a video out of that
How often can you look unflinchingly into the existential truths of an exurb1a video? "All the time would be too much" (you would be too torn up to actually function in day to day life) "Never would be too little" (you would go through life never really wrestling with these truths) "Every now and then" (from time to time you need to be reminded that everything is going to end, that you are phenomenally fortunate just to be alive, that you need to make your meaning in life, and to see the beauty in it all) "And that will be ... enough" Thanks for the reminder exurb1a and for (literally) making me cry.
Also, they don't remember the name of their species/empire but they relate to each other eventually everything is the same and there are little differences
"Let's have a lonely guy upload videos on a universal net just so he can entertain himself and others" "No don't.He doesn't belong here" *Bear put it in*
“Do you think he’ll see how beautiful everything is?” “Sometimes, only sometimes. All the time would be too much, never would would be too little. Every now and then, they’ll see it sometimes, and that would be enough.” I’m fuckn crying dude
How does this give you an existential crises, everything is beautiful and we should all love each other on this one-way journey to the end of the universe... maybe we'll be the goose and bear at the end of this universe, and help create the next one :')
They're hanging down there because the sperm can't stand normal body heat. No idea why sperm didn't evolve to be more heat resistant, but now you can watch your ball-skin move around when you relax for a bit.
"Will they see? In the next cycle, do you think they'll see how beautiful everything is?" "sometimes. All the time would be too much. Never would be too little. Every now and then, they'll see it. And that will be enough." Didn't expect to get chills from watching this video, but go off I guess...
Bear: ‘let’s make some humans cripplingly depressed for little to no reason.’ Goose: ‘...why?’ Bear: ‘I don’t know, it’d be funny.’ Goose: ‘don’t put that in.’ ... *Bear put that in.*
Dude.. I just found your channel, binge-watching all your videos since then. And every time I finish one, I want to say something but I get chocked with a tear, cried a bit more than that a couple of times, my wife is starting to think I´m weird. But I think you are amazing. I love your stories, your jokes and your took on philosophy/science/humanity. Thanks for put it all out there for us. It helps to build that better future, more than you can imagine.
É, cara, to passando por exatamente a mesma coisa nesse exato momento. Binge > choro > e um puta encanto por esse bacana que escreveu isso tudo. Os vídeos dele lavam a minha alma, sério mesmo.
Bear:..Oh how about I add brain farts, you know, so that mid conversation people forget tidbits of information, really obvious stuff like the name of your own child. Goose: *Don't put it in* _Bear put it in_
"sometimes. only sometimes." anyone else just find themselves looking at cars driving down the road and thinking "hey look at how well it all works. everyone is doing their part, driving on the correct line, all turning in union, pedestrians walking on the sidewalk etc. look at our society. everything functions just as it has to" or being on some website and seeing how many people are online and how theyre all typing something about the same topic right now, from all over the world. there are so much people doing the same thing as i am right now. or being in school and realize that millions of other students are in school right now. for some it is only 8am while others are already leaving. from first graders to last-year university students - we're all sitting at school just me? im the crazy one? okay
I love it. I have thought in these lines when I've seen a falling star. I've thought that maybe I wasn't the only one seeing this star and thinking about what to wish. I don't know how far can a shooting star be seen, but in my city definitely. And so I think that perhaps another person or even people were in my city or further also looking up at the sky at the exact same moment and saw the star. And we, a small group of people, shared a small moment together, even if ignorant of our connection. But just maybe, if I'm lucky, the other person who saw the star is also thinking that there might be someone else in addition to him who witnessed this happening. And if I'm incredibly lucky, they might even be thinking that I am wondering whether they know that I am thinking about them. And this realisation is pure connection. You are thinking about an unknown someone who perhaps is also thinking about you as their unknown someone. The imaginary mystery becomes sentient and you are both looking exactly at each other in some superdimension, a space that you created yourself in your mind. How cool is that?
Do you think they'll see how beautiful everything is? Sometimes, only sometimes.. All the time will be too much, never will be too little. Every now and then, they'll see it sometimes - and that will be enough.
"Will they see?" Bear said. "In the next cycle. Do you think they'll see how beautiful everything is?" "Sometimes," Goose said. "Only sometimes. All the time would be too much. Never would be too little. Every now and then, they'll see it sometimes. And that will be enough."
Bear: What if we made people's tounges do that thing where a jet of saliva will shoot from underneath it when it's at the right angle Goose: No don't put that in *BEAR PUT IT IN*
Bear - "should we make it so the television has a thousand channels but nothing you want to watch?" Goose - " no, don't put that in" *Bear put that in*
Bear and goose not realizing that the best time in the universe is setting up in a megastructure computer around a black hole and existing in a simulation for 10^60 years as the universe cools and calculations become less energy intense due to the landau limit
I think this exurb1a at his best. The visuals are stunning, the writing is amazing and the message is powerful. It gave me the chills. Hopefully my existential crisis won't last long.
“Margaritas on trees, walking hamburgers and things” was that ilmango’s intro music DID THE EXISTENTIAL TURTLE IMAGINE A BEAR THAT WANTED THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE TO BE THE SCICRAFT SERVER?
The other day I was standing in the cafeteria with my friends and I was looking at them and thinking “these living beings are the most complex, indescribable, astounding representations of reality I will ever see” and I almost cried from how beautiful it was
Can you please make a movie or film? You are SO eloquent, even these short videos make me shiver at the DEPTH and quiet sort of understanding and acceptance that they seem to end at. You, my friend, are a wizard of words. I love you. Have a great life.
The answer to everything is “bear put it in”
I like it
Well they said the meaning would not be in plain sight. Why not a sentient bear with God powers not listening to a goose then? It's not the worst idea we've had. And if "bear put it in" is the meaning then why wouldn't he put the thought about this video in exurb1a's head to tell us about it. We would never know it was reality anyways. And it would not even matter if it was.
C'mon, it'll be fun. 🐻
bear put it in has two meanings. bear put it in and bear, put it in. so that must have been a good time at the end ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Why is life so hard, why would there be so much sadness?
*BEAR PUT IT IN*
Sometimes it's 'Zeus put it in.'
(throws up a little after a meal)
*GOD DAMMIT BEAR*
Mark Donald lucky. I have reflux, so it’s really bloody common for me. I have to stay sitting up for at least an hour after eating, or it slowly travels back up.
@@katherinemorelle7115 I share your misery. damn that bear.
Especially after i eat diary
VuUrp
@Cosmic Maybe he did but throwing up a little bit in your mouth after eating something also happens. Then you have to rush to the toilet to spit it out. Has happened to me.
I’m convinced he did this video just for that Neil de goose Tyson joke
Nonono he did it for the Quack joke
The "i bearly know you" one
I was dead with that one
Do you realize that we can't actually scientifically prove this wrong
Time to start worshipping a bear and a goose. Personally, I am quite happy with this outcome.
I want this as my religion
Well claiming this is real the burden of proof is on you to prove that this is real
Russell's teapot says "yeah"
@@Bash8282 Christianity has the same burden and look how far its gone
I feel like Exurb1a came up with "Neil DeGoose Tyson", and then wrote the rest from there.
(someone stole a comment)
one hundred percent.
Together with the quacks/quarks
He also thought 'why aren't subatomic particles called quacks'
seems like a fair enough assesment
- will they be happy?
- happy not always, but happy sometimes maybe.
comment perfect yes
😍😍
video stupid your and you fuck
Freddy Fink beautiful
What?
"And there will be these little bugs called wasps that sting you for no reason and it hurts real bad!"
"Don't put that in."
BEAR PUT IT IN
And little annoying insects called mosquitoes, they will be in places where it’s warm, so people there won’t feel too comfortable. Also, it will smell sex, interrupting the process. “And bear put it in”
And there will be bullies
And darkness
And sad shitty breakups
Bear put it in
Wasps are really nice to me though... Haven't ever been stung by one and they usually gather around me when i eat apples outside. Sometimes they almost get in my mouth... Wish they wouldn't do that.
And cats will bite and scratch out of nowhere even when they're purring.
DON'T PUT THAT IN
~Bear put it in
You only made this video to include “Neil Degoose Tyson” didn’t you?
You wonderful bastard.
Also the quarks joke. I bet the quarks joke is what gave him/her/them the idea
@@shivambhanushali3086 Bears, Baryons - missed opportunity! 🐻❄
"The hell's going on out there?"
-one confused bartender at Milliways, staring at a goose and a bear floating around in the ever collapsing ether
Nice reference
what i was thinking
Why the long beak?
This would actually fit very well in The restaurant at the end of the universe
while standing beside a black mass with its head caved while holding an ash tray
*You can make a religion out of this.*
rUsty ARK & More don't.
no, wait, dont
rUsty ARK & More made it anyway
Don't.
All you need to do is apprechiate life and the universe around you. That's is just enough.
We don't need yet another religion taking away from natures beauty by diminishing it with man-made myths and monsters.
Abraxas Science > Any Religion.
When all stars are dead
and all life has gone,
When black holes and galaxies
have all become one,
When all is destroyed
and nothing ever mends,
That is the time
when time itself ends.
Beautiful
Not many likes but best commemt in my opinion
Fire
@Youssef Houaoui No
damn, that is so tragically beautiful.
That line "Will they see how beautiful it is?" really hit deep. Made me tear up
This gave me goosebumps and bearbumps at the same time
Shine.
lmao
LMAO GIT OUT
Ha
😐😑😐😑
Bear: Let’s have a book on sparkling vampires with bad writing
Goose: What? Don’t put that in
Bear put it in
I smell a new meme xD
my god, why twilight
if this meme spreas far and wide across the internet, i would be very happy
also this video would explode as stupid amounts of people come to see what made the meme.
Phonie lmao gg😂
Are Bear and Goose the two voices at the end of Minecraft??
yes, yes they are
how do i like a comment twice
Is that even a question my dude
Hol y s h I t
Oh my god
Bear: and we’ll make stubbing your toe or getting a paper cut extremely painful!
Goose: What? No, don’t put that in.
*Bear put it in*
*BEAR PUT IT IN*
Rey Whiley seems meme worthy
/r/nocontext
samus1225 r/evenwithcontext
insert pedobear
Rey Whiley
*Starts moaning in anime*
Bear : stomach growls during inappropriate times
Goose : no..
Bear put it in
DAMMIT BEAR!
that shit you thought was a fart (bear: now we're cooking)
Bear: having a random boner*
Goose: no no no......
BEAR PUT IT IN........
This would also work if it was Bears stomach that growled
I gave the 666th like🥳
“Don’t put that in” goose said worryingly.
Bear put it in.
Kekero “Bear was scared”
Hold on I got to take a shit
Easy to take it the wrong way out of context
"Bear put it in"
OwO
InsaneBird I like the way you think
Bear: "What about some idiot commenting on this exact statement?"
Goose: "What? No, don't put that in"
*Bear put me in*
"Do you think they'll see how beautiful everything is?"
"Sometimes, only sometimes, all the time would be too much, never would be too little, every now and then, they'll see it sometimes... and that will be enough"
C3R3A1 makes me wanna cry
@DATING HARLEY QUINN Try LSD or shrooms, it'll be like that, but more.
Almost cried
@DATING HARLEY QUINN What's with the drug addicts in this comment section?
Haku you a lame
I say we make this an official religion.
The creation story of the Bear & Goose.
Im in, create a discord for it
all hail the bear and goose!!
Actually in old finnish religions people tought bears were basically gods so they couldn't say bears actual name, so now we got like million old nicnames for bear. It was believed bears were strong leaders but kinda simple minded, and the reason it got small tail was cuz fox tricked it to put it's tail into hole in ice till it froze in and he got stuck and he pulled himself out with brute streght and lost its tail. We don't really have gooses, especially up north, so there isn't that many stories bout them tho. I don't think i have ever seen live goose. They kinda hate finland. Idk why.
UA-cam discord server wooooo
We can make a religion out of this
No, don’t
Wait, so the previous universe recollapsed? What was changed to create dark energy in this one? Is it connected to the whole coffee-diarrea thing? I had my suspicions.
Neat. A UA-cam channel with over 1.5 million subs commented and no one noticed for 11 months. I’m honored to have discovered your comment. Even though your joke was a little shitty.
@@cockoroach that's what i thought
@@cockoroach "shitty".. ha!
cockoroach if it makes you feel any better I only noticed today
You keep selling dark energy PBS. Which is code for all the shit we don't know so gave the unknown a name. Get over it already You don't know what the deal is there, no one does, keep researching and stop pretending you know it's deal like some prophet saying "he who shal not be named"
Goose : "let's make two constellations looking like a bear and a goose!"
Bear : "Ok, my job."
And now we have Usra major and Goose minor. No. Wait?
Beaaaaaaaaaaaar!
I’ve rewatched this video many, many times and still get chills at “and that will be enough”. This is a masterpiece
it's my favorite bedtime story. I dont always watch it before bed, but sometimes I do, and that's enough.
Never fails to make me tear up
I spent last 2 hours searching this video for this quote.... And I don't regret it
I've rewatched it many times too, but now I find myself listening to it as a bed time story because I can't sleep. I can't believe I use videos as bedtime stories that gave me a mild existential crisis before
Same
I cant help but feel this entire video was made because exurb1a thought of the name neil degoose tyson one day and thought, yeah I could make a video out of that
"Sometimes, only sometimes. And that will be enough."
I can't even describe what I felt in that moment.
Somehow tragically beautiful.
Yup
Your stories touch me on a deep level. They're truly beautiful pieces of art.
Bear put it in
😏
@@rdtyphon6684 lmao
Why do I feel this video was written around the need to say "Neil Degoose Tyson"?
Because it was?
@@skylarova2131 source?
wolf main I don’t remember it was a year ago nerd
This is good. Real good
indeed
Ok Tim
Ok Tim Milgram
Yes.
I feel at peace now
let me help you. I think, It's not a real story.
"here, put my wing in your paw" I will remember that ALWAYS.
Bear put it in.
How often can you look unflinchingly into the existential truths of an exurb1a video? "All the time would be too much" (you would be too torn up to actually function in day to day life) "Never would be too little" (you would go through life never really wrestling with these truths) "Every now and then" (from time to time you need to be reminded that everything is going to end, that you are phenomenally fortunate just to be alive, that you need to make your meaning in life, and to see the beauty in it all) "And that will be ... enough" Thanks for the reminder exurb1a and for (literally) making me cry.
Eric Curts i just get too pissed to remember the previous video then come back to it sober on detox and the cycle starts again
Also, they don't remember the name of their species/empire but they relate to each other eventually everything is the same and there are little differences
bitch
Glad I’m not the only one who cried.
"Let's have a lonely guy upload videos on a universal net just so he can entertain himself and others"
"No don't.He doesn't belong here"
*Bear put it in*
Let's put in an ugly fat failed abortion with addict parents who hate her!
Don't do that!
*B E A R P U T I T I N*
@@kn1ght-788 You alright?
I'm worried now
@@default3623 Oh, I'm fine, my step-mom finaly got murdered so I'm in a good mood
Also, my 12 birthday is coming up!
humon congrats!!
Your work is simultaneously depressing and beautiful. Simplistic yet complex. Genuine yet saircatic. Keep at it mate.
The Poet Of Fall sarcastic.
Bear: Lets make them have a weird shiver after they pee. It would be super funny
Goose:What! Don't put that in!
*Bear put it in*
Thankyou bear
@T um what
@-T - that is somthing all guys have idk for girls
Wait whats this post pee shiver?
@@thebloodyenglish6620 It is called the shiver of relief
“Do you think he’ll see how beautiful everything is?”
“Sometimes, only sometimes. All the time would be too much, never would would be too little. Every now and then, they’ll see it sometimes, and that would be enough.”
I’m fuckn crying dude
Why did this make me tear up? It was so beautiful worded and witty.
same
I cried too
Hahaha,
*W I M P S*
"And that will be enough."
Glad to know it's not just me :')
"The end will be here soon; t'was fun chatting."
This is how I'll end my conversations from now on.
It’s comforting that when you’re down you can always remember your problems are insignificant compared to the scale of the universe
bear: sharting
goose: no
*bear put it in*
*_OH YEAH YEAH._*
bear: can i put it in?
Why do I watch your videos when I'm ALREADY having an existential crysis?
to reach ego death
When in an existential crisis, he clarifies
Because bear put it in.
Then you can enjoy it more
How does this give you an existential crises, everything is beautiful and we should all love each other on this one-way journey to the end of the universe... maybe we'll be the goose and bear at the end of this universe, and help create the next one :')
For some reason, i suddenly wanna argue with everyone in the comment section now.
no you don't
Paul E. I'm always in the mood for a good argument.
mustapha supas No you're not
Doggo wanna bet?
you're on
“Only sometimes, and that will be enough.”
I got goosebumps ❤️
And bearbumps
Bear: "And testicles will hang down so that they are really vulnerable."
Goose: "Dont put that in"
*Bear put it in*
They're hanging down there because the sperm can't stand normal body heat. No idea why sperm didn't evolve to be more heat resistant, but now you can watch your ball-skin move around when you relax for a bit.
I like my balls the way they are. Thanks, bear.
Apfelkopf _ if that’s true it’s gonna really bother me that our sperm didn’t evolve to deal with it
Apfelkopf _ I wonder what is different with elephants (and cetaceans, etc) that their sperm aren’t damaged by body heat?
Even though it's for shielding them from heat, there has to be a better way right?
That was... very beautiful. I don't know what to say. There is a bunch of people that need to see this. I'll share the heck out of it. 💚
it kind of reminded me a short story by Isaac Asimov, "the last question" absolutelly recommended :)
"Will they see? In the next cycle, do you think they'll see how beautiful everything is?"
"sometimes. All the time would be too much. Never would be too little. Every now and then, they'll see it. And that will be enough."
Didn't expect to get chills from watching this video, but go off I guess...
0nandout0flin3 read this as it aydd
i'm running on 3 cups of coffe and 0 hours of sleep and started crying over this
“We *BEARLY* know each other” said the goose.
Bear: *stares with murderous intent*
i feel like bear would make that joke
This video gave me a slightly calmer existential crisis than all of your previous videos
Or maybe you're getting used to it.
Bear: ‘let’s make some humans cripplingly depressed for little to no reason.’
Goose: ‘...why?’
Bear: ‘I don’t know, it’d be funny.’
Goose: ‘don’t put that in.’
...
*Bear put that in.*
XD I laughed out loud at that. And yeah... i´m depressed.
Bear: "Don't forget to add Norway though"
Goose: "Na nobody would want that"
*Bear put it in anyway*
"The dinosaurs arent in the bible, where did they come from?"
Bear put them in
you know what the bear should have put...
Make teachers understand to move the cursor away from the progress bar while watching UA-cam videos.
Oh my god I thought that was just my bad luck
In another life
*_A U T O P L A Y_*
YES
Feet falling asleep, painful to wake up
*BEAR PUT IT IN*
Bear: ... Oh, how about I add people that dress up in fur suits and go to conventions!
Goose: don't put that in
*bear put it in*
Bear: "And we'll make aiming when peeing really difficult for men, it'll be funny."
Goose: "Don't put that in"
Bear put it in
And that will be, enough. its one of this phrases that make you shudder with fear, excitement and power upon hearing/ saying it
The universe does need more purple
Ur right purple is a good space color
Yes, for slaanesh.
Exurb1a: [BASIC PHILOSOPHY]
Children: woW sO sMaRt
Dude.. I just found your channel, binge-watching all your videos since then. And every time I finish one, I want to say something but I get chocked with a tear, cried a bit more than that a couple of times, my wife is starting to think I´m weird. But I think you are amazing. I love your stories, your jokes and your took on philosophy/science/humanity. Thanks for put it all out there for us. It helps to build that better future, more than you can imagine.
@Noimal not normal ~ goose agreed!
É, cara, to passando por exatamente a mesma coisa nesse exato momento. Binge > choro > e um puta encanto por esse bacana que escreveu isso tudo. Os vídeos dele lavam a minha alma, sério mesmo.
Good luck not going mad with existential overload, bingeing this mind fuck of a channel
Neil deGoose Tyson: peace was never an option
What if we made people attracted to humanoid animals?
No, no, don't put that in.
Bear put it in.
Thank you, bear! :3
And that's the reason beyond cat girls
@NumberWonMonkey Wow, rude. But yes, I don't belong here, because of rude people like you.
Unless your comment was sarcasm...
Fucks sake bear
OwO if you say so bear uguuuuu.........
Bear:..Oh how about I add brain farts, you know, so that mid conversation people forget tidbits of information, really obvious stuff like the name of your own child.
Goose: *Don't put it in*
_Bear put it in_
"sometimes. only sometimes."
anyone else just find themselves looking at cars driving down the road and thinking "hey look at how well it all works. everyone is doing their part, driving on the correct line, all turning in union, pedestrians walking on the sidewalk etc. look at our society. everything functions just as it has to"
or being on some website and seeing how many people are online and how theyre all typing something about the same topic right now, from all over the world. there are so much people doing the same thing as i am right now.
or being in school and realize that millions of other students are in school right now. for some it is only 8am while others are already leaving. from first graders to last-year university students - we're all sitting at school
just me? im the crazy one? okay
I love it. I have thought in these lines when I've seen a falling star. I've thought that maybe I wasn't the only one seeing this star and thinking about what to wish. I don't know how far can a shooting star be seen, but in my city definitely. And so I think that perhaps another person or even people were in my city or further also looking up at the sky at the exact same moment and saw the star. And we, a small group of people, shared a small moment together, even if ignorant of our connection. But just maybe, if I'm lucky, the other person who saw the star is also thinking that there might be someone else in addition to him who witnessed this happening. And if I'm incredibly lucky, they might even be thinking that I am wondering whether they know that I am thinking about them. And this realisation is pure connection. You are thinking about an unknown someone who perhaps is also thinking about you as their unknown someone. The imaginary mystery becomes sentient and you are both looking exactly at each other in some superdimension, a space that you created yourself in your mind. How cool is that?
Me driving down the road: “damn it would suck if I accidentally collided head on with another car
When I look out on the line of cars, I always wonder where they came from. What they're doing. How did they get to this point.
Duolingo Owl its called stoner
@@lohh659 I used to lay in bed and wonder if anyone else was out there laying in bed wondering the same (: glad to meet you friends!
And now there IS a book from this. What an adventure
How did a fucking theoretical bear and goose make me tear up? Fucking bravo man, bravo.
I find this motivating :D. "... everything was boring, it was too easy. We'll make living tricky but not too tricky" 3:53
true but I still wanna know it was really like.
In 200 years kids will be analysing this masterpiece in English class
This is the most Douglas Adams and Terry Pratchett like video I've ever seen.
Do you think they'll see how beautiful everything is?
Sometimes, only sometimes..
All the time will be too much, never will be too little.
Every now and then, they'll see it sometimes - and that will be enough.
"Will they see?" Bear said. "In the next cycle. Do you think they'll see how beautiful everything is?"
"Sometimes," Goose said. "Only sometimes. All the time would be too much. Never would be too little. Every now and then, they'll see it sometimes.
And that will be enough."
Quack quack, motherlover. Thank you for the kind words.
This channel makes me feel happy and lonely at the same time. It's a beautiful little feeling
You described it so perfectly
Bear: What if we made people's tounges do that thing where a jet of saliva will shoot from underneath it when it's at the right angle
Goose: No don't put that in
*BEAR PUT IT IN*
"Don't... put it in" -Neil Degoose Tyson 2018
And he strikes again with an increidible masterpiece.
Bear put it in.
Goose moaned.
Fanfictions were written.
The universe was ruined.
The bear and the goose were angry.
Bear - "should we make it so the television has a thousand channels but nothing you want to watch?"
Goose - " no, don't put that in"
*Bear put that in*
The only reason that you chose “goose” is for the Neil DeGoose Tyson joke and im proud of you
Don't forget the "quack" joke
Well... I didn't get any of those
thanks for my monthly reminder that nothing has a meaning and we re all gonna die
Bear and goose not realizing that the best time in the universe is setting up in a megastructure computer around a black hole and existing in a simulation for 10^60 years as the universe cools and calculations become less energy intense due to the landau limit
Ryukachoo alright nerd
Isaac fan ?
Valentin Metz Exactly what i thought
*BUT IT NEEDS TO LAST LONGER*
Ryukachoo nerd
"No more walking. No more fun. No more swimming" - Hunter S. Thompson.
I loved that.
I think this exurb1a at his best. The visuals are stunning, the writing is amazing and the message is powerful. It gave me the chills. Hopefully my existential crisis won't last long.
"Not the butt" said Bear's girlfriend...
Bear put it in
I swear these videos are slowly turning me into a better person
“Margaritas on trees, walking hamburgers and things”
was that ilmango’s intro music
DID THE EXISTENTIAL TURTLE IMAGINE A BEAR THAT WANTED THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE TO BE THE SCICRAFT SERVER?
Uncle Rey
These videos are too fucking good just to remain confined in youtube.
Agreed.
We need "Bear put it in" T-shirts.
Now.
You're one of my favorite artists.
Artist is the right word
No matter how unlikely, I want this to be real so badly. At least I have the comfort knowing it can't be proven wrong
Bear: How about an existential crisis when youre about halfway trough your life?
Duck: NO!
Bear put it in.
fuck, I'm only going to live to be 42..... but saying that I realize that I guess if i had to pick an early age to die at.....
Bear: Let's make people eat Tide Pods.
Duck: why they taste horrible don't put that in.
Bear put it in.
The other day I was standing in the cafeteria with my friends and I was looking at them and thinking “these living beings are the most complex, indescribable, astounding representations of reality I will ever see” and I almost cried from how beautiful it was
🥺💘
Yeah. Totally.
Yeah. Sure.
This kind of videos i watch before sleep
Can you please make a movie or film? You are SO eloquent, even these short videos make me shiver at the DEPTH and quiet sort of understanding and acceptance that they seem to end at. You, my friend, are a wizard of words. I love you. Have a great life.
Wizard of Words! Yaaas!
stop associating bards with wizards, please, the man is clearly a bard
I swear you just made one of the character's a goose for that Neil DeGoose Tyson pun.
Exurb1a: Providing existential crises on demand since 2014
"Let's make spicy food spicy both ways - going in and out!"
"Don't put that in," Goose said.
Bear put it in.
Bear: lets put flatearthers.
Goose: don't put that in.
Bear put it in
Jimakos ahahahhaahgaga
Is this the beginning of an epic new meme?
Did you add Goose in just so you can make that quark joke?
_Why else_
And the Neil DeGoose Tyson joke.
Damn he's good.
if it was neil deBass Tyson id be more impressed
Well, talking grass would look weird, but Niel DeGrass Tyson is... Silly. XD
Going through your archive you've made me cry three times this morning since 4am