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    The Inconvenient Return of Rey Skywalker | Robot Chicken | adult swim
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  • @evanoconnor9242
    @evanoconnor9242 2 роки тому +3514

    Rey:I like people who might be my brother.
    Luke:been there done that

    • @austinkozlowski3120
      @austinkozlowski3120 2 роки тому +108

      Leia:Literally

    • @balintvasvari7573
      @balintvasvari7573 2 роки тому +39

      She kinda is a Skywalker

    • @austinkozlowski3120
      @austinkozlowski3120 2 роки тому +15

      @@balintvasvari7573 I don’t care what anyone says,Rey *IS* a Skywalker

    • @jedsithor
      @jedsithor 2 роки тому +110

      @@austinkozlowski3120 She's quite literally not.

    • @ccggenius
      @ccggenius 2 роки тому +27

      Wait... Leia was Luke's BROTHER!?!

  • @revinevan300
    @revinevan300 2 роки тому +6622

    That moment you realize Rey had more personality in this 3 minute skit than in all 3 of her movies COMBINED.

    • @bendu8282
      @bendu8282 2 роки тому +94

      Exactly!!!

    • @AwesomeBlackDude
      @AwesomeBlackDude 2 роки тому +26

      She made three movies,.. really? Like when did all this happen? BTW I never seen her poop in the first movie does she poop in 2nd or third installment? 😬

    • @ShaneDouglas713
      @ShaneDouglas713 2 роки тому +59

      And that's saying something....

    • @alicio0059
      @alicio0059 2 роки тому +62

      Okay now that's Just exagerating

    • @sergeantsainsburys9181
      @sergeantsainsburys9181 2 роки тому +20

      Cool lightsaber flip and land too

  • @tobiaszw1165
    @tobiaszw1165 2 роки тому +2941

    "Palpatine has returned!"
    "HOW?"
    "Somehow"

    • @nugget4416
      @nugget4416 2 роки тому +66

      "Rey has returned!"
      "HOW?"
      "Somehow"

    • @Zenapprentice
      @Zenapprentice 2 роки тому +33

      “Your herpes has returned”
      “HOW?!”
      “Somehow”

    • @mkt568
      @mkt568 2 роки тому +28

      “Palpatine has returned!”
      “HOW!?”
      “He left behind clones of himself!”

    • @deadshot5007
      @deadshot5007 2 роки тому +7

      That's not the explanation.

    • @mememanbehindtheshadows546
      @mememanbehindtheshadows546 2 роки тому +7

      They made OUR LUKE looser 😭😭😭 Disney should rebooted the sequel i could forgive them but now i don't recognize there is a sequel i know i consider only prequels and og trilogy maybe mandalorian and other good stuff but never to sequel

  • @legionarybooks13
    @legionarybooks13 2 роки тому +880

    Rey: "Toshy Station yoga pants."
    Victor: "Those are nice."
    And is anyone surprised that Biggs was a 70s porn star? 😂

    • @commandercaptain4664
      @commandercaptain4664 2 роки тому +29

      Gives “power converters” a whole new meaning.

    • @legionarybooks13
      @legionarybooks13 2 роки тому +61

      @@commandercaptain4664 well to be fair, in a previous Robot Chicken episode, it's revealed that Tosche Station is a strip club and the dancers are called the Power Converters. 😆

    • @cujoedaman
      @cujoedaman 2 роки тому +16

      I mean, he was rockin' a mean 'stache there :D

    • @chriscolvin9815
      @chriscolvin9815 2 роки тому +16

      What about when he recognized the two skeletons? Hey lars and beru

  • @NightShadow720
    @NightShadow720 2 роки тому +1949

    "Wait. I sense a disturbance in the force."
    "Somebody's stealing MY DRUGS!!!"

  • @maybetomorrowmaybe
    @maybetomorrowmaybe 2 роки тому +3606

    "did she train to do that?" lmao

    • @JRockThumper
      @JRockThumper 2 роки тому +148

      I’m guessing no lol, she just magically knew how to do it guessing fro her track record

    •  2 роки тому +7

      Loot boxes made it to movies.

    • @ReySkywalker2
      @ReySkywalker2 2 роки тому +26

      @@JRockThumper Rey trained for 2 years. That’s 50x more than Luke

    • @dannytoldyaso992
      @dannytoldyaso992 2 роки тому +96

      @@ReySkywalker2 when? Did she train? I don’t think she did any before picking up the light saber for the first time. She trained while being a scavenger?

    • @deadshot5007
      @deadshot5007 2 роки тому +17

      @@dannytoldyaso992 Someone hasn't watched IX

  • @bearerofbadnews1375
    @bearerofbadnews1375 2 роки тому +3272

    1:22 So not only Rey buried Lukes and Anakins lightsaber in Sand, and now she throws away uncle Owen and aunt Beru’s skeletons she’s more of a Palpatine than Skywalker.

    • @IcyDiamond
      @IcyDiamond 2 роки тому +92

      Oh that was their skeletons? I didn’t pick up on that lol

    • @macaemeia146
      @macaemeia146 2 роки тому +15

      She could at least give them graves

    • @patrickhalpin6424
      @patrickhalpin6424 2 роки тому +60

      @@macaemeia146 To be fair Luke could of done that too

    • @DigiPen92
      @DigiPen92 2 роки тому +43

      @@macaemeia146 Technically, Robot Chicken is more of a Paradoy. Luke would might have already been buried his uncle's and aunt's corpse in the grave already in A New Hope.

    • @GingerBeard24
      @GingerBeard24 2 роки тому

      @@DigiPen92 I agree.

  • @DrJay-iy8rv
    @DrJay-iy8rv 2 роки тому +510

    Rey:”lightsaber. Flip. Land.”
    I remember those LEGO games 😂

  • @MrSeanmcgall
    @MrSeanmcgall 2 роки тому +1527

    Sandcrawlers are basically garbage trucks, and jawas make good garbagemen. This is canon.

    • @Bladez10
      @Bladez10 2 роки тому +38

      With how often things crash/ explode on Tatoonie, it's a wonder how clean it is. Say what you will, but those little guy know how to keep that dessert clean.

    • @sergeantsainsburys9181
      @sergeantsainsburys9181 2 роки тому +10

      I think this whole thing is canon

    • @solaris1315
      @solaris1315 2 роки тому +4

      This checks out

    • @commandercaptain4664
      @commandercaptain4664 2 роки тому +3

      Tatooine didn’t want to be the next Jakku.

    • @kubli365
      @kubli365 2 роки тому +2

      @@Bladez10 Tatooine has an exemplary circular economy.

  • @slyoldfoxystoatface
    @slyoldfoxystoatface 2 роки тому +336

    "We didn't have to watch her pooping the whole time"🤣

  • @andrewkurlzzthedark2976
    @andrewkurlzzthedark2976 2 роки тому +57

    "We probably didn't need to watch her the whole time but I'm glad we did" lmfao I can't with that 😂😂😂

  • @Swissswoosher
    @Swissswoosher 2 роки тому +5149

    Not gonna lie: This was the most fun Rey has ever been.

    • @thomas8431
      @thomas8431 2 роки тому +216

      Her "character" was awful in the "Sequel" Trilogy because Kathy Kennedy decided to be patronizing towards women and therefore would not allow Rey to have flaws, depth, a personality, a journey, or anything remotely resembling a character arc. It was so bizarre.

    • @Swissswoosher
      @Swissswoosher 2 роки тому +92

      @@thomas8431 pretty much sums it up. It also didn’t make sense that she went from salvager to being able to hold her own against an experienced force user/ lightsaber fighter (Kylo) in the first movie.
      In Lukes case it was explained by training but Rey could just sort of do it once she found out she was force-sensitive. And then that lightning in the RoS. Don’t you need a lot of hate and sith training to do that? It’s so dumb. She could’ve been great.

    • @liamlinson7563
      @liamlinson7563 2 роки тому +27

      most interesting she's a very bland character

    • @maclunky_skywalker5187
      @maclunky_skywalker5187 2 роки тому +10

      Lego Christmas special

    • @ZatchZXman
      @ZatchZXman 2 роки тому +5

      To be fair, I think her time using that staff to beat people up with helped a lot

  • @xxmajortomxx2815
    @xxmajortomxx2815 2 роки тому +976

    "Hey Owen! Peru!"
    I almost died laughing at that.

  • @pilouuuu
    @pilouuuu 2 роки тому +2536

    I love how Palpatine somehow returned and managed to make his granddaughter end the Jedi legacy and take over the Skywalker name.
    A perfect victory of Darth Sidious.

    • @_Stormfather
      @_Stormfather 2 роки тому +67

      What always bothered me about him is that he never had a name in the original trilogy. He was always just "the emperor". Knowing that, the fact that they decided to name him Palpatine after the fact has always sounded so dumb to me

    • @mkultra2456
      @mkultra2456 2 роки тому +5

      I _don't_ love how your profile picture gives you and your entire family acquired immunodeficiency syndrome.

    • @TheMrPeteChannel
      @TheMrPeteChannel 2 роки тому +142

      @@_Stormfather So on his drivers license you'd prefer it to say, first name The, last Emperor?

    • @stevent3676
      @stevent3676 2 роки тому +97

      @@_Stormfather how? Had they called him Palpatine before the sequels, the twist of his identity for anyone not paying attention or having access to the cast list would immediately have that ruined if they didn't figure it out already.

    • @themetalstickman
      @themetalstickman 2 роки тому +9

      Literally the opposite of his end goal. How is that supposed to be a win?

  • @Oldskoolguitar
    @Oldskoolguitar 2 роки тому +426

    The shit he's saying while she's trowing stuff away. Pretty damn good

  • @arbknight12
    @arbknight12 2 роки тому +564

    Force Ghosts getting high…..
    Well it’s not the WEIRDEST thing we’ve seen on Robot Chicken

    • @IsoSubject5
      @IsoSubject5 2 роки тому +21

      Or in the sequels

    • @logicrules5793
      @logicrules5793 2 роки тому +1

      Derrick Rose dang it I was gonna say that

    • @TGxNihilum
      @TGxNihilum 2 роки тому +1

      @@logicrules5793 hehe
      double ditto.

    • @ShikiHisashi
      @ShikiHisashi 2 роки тому +3

      @@IsoSubject5 honestly, Star Wars in general. Lot's of crazy shit happens in that galaxy

    • @raph2550
      @raph2550 2 роки тому +2

      It's not the weirdest thing we've seen on Star Wars

  • @glitchz1
    @glitchz1 2 роки тому +398

    Fuck I miss robot chicken star wars. I hope they do another special.

    • @nas0518
      @nas0518 2 роки тому +8

      If Disney tries to do something about it, we should all say "SCREW YOU" to Disney!🖕🏾

    • @danschuster5187
      @danschuster5187 2 роки тому +6

      I read Disney sued them

    • @konradpietrzak3842
      @konradpietrzak3842 2 роки тому +16

      @@danschuster5187 Nothing like that happens

    • @therealjchiavetta
      @therealjchiavetta 2 роки тому +11

      Papa Palpetine is my favorite. "So I threw the senate at him. Literally, the whole thing!"

    • @bobbyberro8107
      @bobbyberro8107 2 роки тому +4

      @@danschuster5187 I wouldn’t be surprised they haven’t released as much Starwars content since 2012

  • @catch22andys51
    @catch22andys51 2 роки тому +86

    He who controls the Spice, controls the Universe and the Spice must flow

  • @achaudhari101
    @achaudhari101 2 роки тому +40

    I like how Mas Amedda is just standing there like “I spent my life serving under her grandfather and I get this?”

  • @mgabbard
    @mgabbard 2 роки тому +48

    The garbage truck was a sandcrawler - LMAO!!!

    • @GhostBear3067
      @GhostBear3067 2 роки тому +6

      The Jawas found a way to not only get more scrap to sell, but get PAID getting more scrap to sell.

  • @iamzeek2000
    @iamzeek2000 2 роки тому +97

    2:42 Did she train to do that?
    SHOTS FIRED

    • @ReySkywalker2
      @ReySkywalker2 2 роки тому +1

      She did though. More than Luke.

    • @thomaswedge42
      @thomaswedge42 2 роки тому +25

      ​@@ReySkywalker2 , I call bullshit on that.
      There is no passage of time between The Force Awakens and The Last Jedi so no training between films as both are set in 34ABY (After Battle of Yavin).
      Rey trained with Luke for two days before going after Kylo and Snoke during The Last Jedi.
      Then there is about a year between The Last Jedi and The Rise of Skywalker which is set in 35ABY.
      So Rey trained for a year (and two days) at most.
      With Luke he was taught the basics by Obi-wan in A New Hope (0ABY), then there is a gap of three years between A New Hope and The Empire Strikes back.
      During The Empire Strikes Back (3ABY), Luke's Training on Dagobah takes place over several weeks (rather than days), based on how long it would take the Millennium Falcon to fly to Bespin using sub light engines considering both left Hoth at roughly the same time.
      Then in The Return of the Jedi (4ABY) which is set a year later Luke has continued his training and built a new lightsaber.
      So Luke trained the basics for three years, spent several weeks if not longer on Dagobah with Yoda (longer than Rey) and a further year training in isolation.

    • @ReySkywalker2
      @ReySkywalker2 2 роки тому +1

      @@thomaswedge42 Yawn. I’m not reading that. Just know it’s canon that Rey trained for 2 years between 8 and 9 whilst Luke only had 2 weeks in the whole OT hahah

    • @thomaswedge42
      @thomaswedge42 2 роки тому +17

      @@ReySkywalker2 , Canon hahahaha, maybe your head-canon, The official Rise of Skywalker Visual Dictionary says that episode 9 takes place a year after the attack on StarKiller base in 34ABY in 7.
      Unless Ma-Rey Sue is so OP that she can train for two years in the span of one.

    • @ReySkywalker2
      @ReySkywalker2 2 роки тому

      @@thomaswedge42 False. There is 22 months between TLJ and TROS that almost 2 years. Yes, it’s technically only 1 year and 10 months but still.
      Rey isn’t a Mary Sue. It’s a fact. Accept it.

  • @marc17studios44
    @marc17studios44 2 роки тому +11

    2:55 -Anakin! Have you been de aging again?

  • @shrekwazowski3836
    @shrekwazowski3836 2 роки тому +465

    Person: Stealing Rey's drugs.
    Rey: *So you have chosen death*

    • @tgiacin435
      @tgiacin435 2 роки тому +5

      But they’re not Rey’s

    • @GokuMcDuck
      @GokuMcDuck 2 роки тому +10

      @@tgiacin435 They are in the property she stole, err inherit.

  • @winlee4884
    @winlee4884 2 роки тому +17

    I lost it at 1:08 when she said "A signed picture of some porn actor named Biggs Darklighter" LOL😂

  • @dilibau
    @dilibau 2 роки тому +29

    "Hey Oven, Beru..."
    🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @QuiGonJinn1993
      @QuiGonJinn1993 2 роки тому +5

      Owen

    • @david2869
      @david2869 2 роки тому +2

      @@QuiGonJinn1993 Although considering how he died, "Oven" is kind of funny!

    • @QuiGonJinn1993
      @QuiGonJinn1993 2 роки тому +1

      That is True 👍. Dude was already in a HEAT of trouble. Oh well at least he won't complain how HOT it is outside.

  • @mlgsamantha5863
    @mlgsamantha5863 2 роки тому +388

    This is the best thing to come out of the sequel trilogy!

  • @xxitz_jakemkayxxx3436
    @xxitz_jakemkayxxx3436 Рік тому +40

    I love this Rey she seems so genuine to honor the Skywalker legacy

  • @overlordswapi594
    @overlordswapi594 2 роки тому +584

    lmao Rey actually has a personality here, the fuck?

    • @bendu8282
      @bendu8282 2 роки тому +126

      Somehow robot chicken made an enjoyable version out of the worst character in starwars

    • @mariano98ify
      @mariano98ify 2 роки тому +7

      @@bendu8282 jar jar binks?

    • @bendu8282
      @bendu8282 2 роки тому +46

      @@mariano98ify no Rey. Jar Jar I can tolerate.

    • @bendu8282
      @bendu8282 2 роки тому +15

      @Wes Bradley-Taubner I know right finally a version of Rey with a personality. A pretty funny one to.

    • @bendu8282
      @bendu8282 2 роки тому +3

      @Wes Bradley-Taubner yep 👍

  • @cowwithinternet
    @cowwithinternet 2 роки тому +8

    The "Hey Owen, Beru" when she tossed the skeletons inside broke me

    • @Paulafan5
      @Paulafan5 2 роки тому +1

      You can tell that the Robot Chicken guys know (and love) Star Wars.

  • @RaphBlade7
    @RaphBlade7 2 роки тому +28

    Love how the Jawa Sandcrawler is a dump truck, cause I could totally see Jawas as Tatooine garbage men.

    • @johnd1466
      @johnd1466 2 роки тому +4

      Err the practically are/ have always been

  • @Hercules674
    @Hercules674 2 роки тому +138

    when she threw away the skeletons of luke's grandparents lol

    • @themediocrebattlefrontplay3438
      @themediocrebattlefrontplay3438 2 роки тому +12

      its even funnier as if you listen carefully you can hear the guy say hey maroo

    • @QuiGonJinn1993
      @QuiGonJinn1993 2 роки тому +16

      "Hey Owen, Beru."

    • @DeathIsUrFriend
      @DeathIsUrFriend 2 роки тому +32

      Owen is actually Luke's step-uncle. Owen is the son of Cliegg Lars, which Cliegg was married to Shmi Skywalker (Anakin's mom) many years after Anakin birth. Owen has no blood relation to Luke.

    • @DigiPen92
      @DigiPen92 2 роки тому +5

      They're not Luke's Grandparents.

    • @commandercaptain4664
      @commandercaptain4664 2 роки тому +3

      It’s even weirder to realize their remains were lying there ALL THAT TIME.

  • @MaoriGamerDood
    @MaoriGamerDood 2 роки тому +24

    We probably didn't need to watch her the whole time but,
    I'm glad we did. 🤣

  • @Kentrc11
    @Kentrc11 2 роки тому +188

    lol Victor & Barbara should have just let Rey know from their 1st meet & greet that they were using Owen & Beru Lars's moisture farm for storage.

    • @GokuMcDuck
      @GokuMcDuck 2 роки тому +10

      But the point is that they are doing illegal shit in a property that is not theirs, and Rey being a Jedi could get them in trouble.

    • @Kentrc11
      @Kentrc11 2 роки тому +7

      @@GokuMcDuck You'd say that as if Victor & Barbara would tell Rey what was in the boxes.

    • @GokuMcDuck
      @GokuMcDuck 2 роки тому +1

      @@Kentrc11 Not Rey, someone else or she finds out is theirs. Still she does not care.

    • @Kentrc11
      @Kentrc11 2 роки тому +3

      @@GokuMcDuck More like no one else cares, Tatooine is a desolate desert planet

  • @carlosrvra
    @carlosrvra 2 роки тому +4

    “We’lll try again tomorrow.”
    “When she’s pooping? Hmm!!” 🤣

  • @petrikokko1441
    @petrikokko1441 2 роки тому +16

    The rise of Rey Palpatine cannot be parodified.

  • @q.h.s5051
    @q.h.s5051 2 роки тому +34

    It’s always the fans and parodies that make Rey likable

    • @DamontheDemon7
      @DamontheDemon7 Рік тому

      That’s because true fans have more integrity and respect for the franchise than those shameless, lazyass plagiarists who claim to represent the franchise they bought from Lucas!

  • @Rasengan9000ttt
    @Rasengan9000ttt 2 роки тому +19

    Palpatine’s right hand from the prequels is at the party. The blue alien with the horns. He knows his bosses soul is in her body.

    • @legionarybooks13
      @legionarybooks13 2 роки тому +1

      Given that in the Robot Chicken canon, Palpatine is a Force ghost, I was half-expecting to see him at the party!

    • @commandercaptain4664
      @commandercaptain4664 2 роки тому +4

      Ain’t no party like a Mas Ameeda party cuz a Mas Ameeda party don’t stop!

  • @pacoramon9468
    @pacoramon9468 2 роки тому +11

    0:05
    -My name is Rey
    -Rey, who?
    - Rey Skywalker Palpatine Kenobi Fett Solo Organa Stark Hutt de todos los Santos Messi.

  • @joeslayter5841
    @joeslayter5841 2 роки тому +359

    The most emotion Rey showed in any of the movies.

  • @MagicAl5F4781
    @MagicAl5F4781 2 роки тому +32

    The Toshi Station yoga pants prove Luke did pick up the Power Converters.

  • @HeathenMetalhead221
    @HeathenMetalhead221 2 роки тому +21

    One of the funniest and freshest robot chicken sketches in a looooong time

  • @eyeizarandummugga
    @eyeizarandummugga 2 роки тому +622

    Man this actually paid more respect to the franchise than the sequels ever did.

    • @ititself5603
      @ititself5603 2 роки тому +24

      Wow 2 years later and people are still bitching about it

    • @commandercaptain4664
      @commandercaptain4664 2 роки тому +9

      It’s either that or get a life, and… well… that… that just wasn’t gonna happen.

    • @_Stormfather
      @_Stormfather 2 роки тому +44

      @@ititself5603 well the video was literally ABOUT the sequel trilogy, so commentary about the subject of the video isn't unreasonable. Your complaint might have some merit if it was in response to a comment on a video that wasn't star wars-related

    • @annalisam9999
      @annalisam9999 2 роки тому +30

      @@ititself5603 yes, it's that bad.

    • @damobeck1
      @damobeck1 2 роки тому +32

      @@ititself5603 We will never be not salty about it. And why shouldn’t we? They were terrible movies.

  • @Cloud_Strife_Wolf
    @Cloud_Strife_Wolf 2 роки тому +2

    Lol "hey Owen hey peru" that had me dying

  • @thomas8431
    @thomas8431 2 роки тому +181

    This is the only time that Rey Palpatine has ever been even remotely likeable.

    • @dcmastermindfirst9418
      @dcmastermindfirst9418 2 роки тому +5

      lol. no.
      she's still not remotely interesting at all.

    • @Howlinglider
      @Howlinglider 2 роки тому +11

      Yes, but to be fair, spice will make anyone more interesting.

    • @mansnotbot4160
      @mansnotbot4160 2 роки тому

      Something tells me you hate all the women in your life.

  • @Abelhawk
    @Abelhawk 2 роки тому +3

    "Lightsaber.
    _Flip._
    Land."
    - Rey

  • @reliktim
    @reliktim 2 роки тому +42

    1:17
    Literally Disney butchering Star wars lore

    • @betrayed117
      @betrayed117 2 роки тому +2

      Best thing is the guy said hey owen hey beru.

    • @Bladez10
      @Bladez10 2 роки тому +1

      But not before, and maybe after, they did this to it 0:31

  • @henrythman
    @henrythman 2 роки тому +2

    Jawa sand crawler acting as a garbage truck is so fitting

  • @Atay442
    @Atay442 2 роки тому +145

    This is actually more enjoyable than the whole trilogy 🤣😂🤣

    • @DamontheDemon7
      @DamontheDemon7 Рік тому +2

      That’s because the so-called trilogy was nothing but a sham.
      A cheap cash grab.
      Just another pitiful attempt to promote a strong female protagonist.
      Only to fail miserably!

  • @DurtyDan
    @DurtyDan 2 роки тому +32

    I think it'd be easier to just ask for their stash.

  • @muda1312
    @muda1312 2 роки тому +329

    Ok why is this 3 minute comedy animation better than the entire sequel trilogy.

    • @Kyleplaysgames567
      @Kyleplaysgames567 2 роки тому +39

      Because it's well written instead of just making up the story as they go.

    • @willhiggins9563
      @willhiggins9563 2 роки тому +10

      Because you’re to critical of movies meant to be enjoyed.

    • @logicrules5793
      @logicrules5793 2 роки тому +27

      Will Higgins nothing about being told slave labor on a casino colony is bad and then releasing the horses instead of the slaves is meant to be entertaining. Luke skywalker dying of "exhaustion" from a Skype call it's not entertaining. Watching some little girl breeze her way through life is not entertaining

    • @willhiggins9563
      @willhiggins9563 2 роки тому +6

      @@logicrules5793 Finn and Rose weren’t exactly in any position to free slaves, freeing the gourde was just a distraction.
      Luke was getting up there in years, and hadn’t used the Force in a long time.
      And Rey nearly died in each movie.

    • @logicrules5793
      @logicrules5793 2 роки тому +13

      Will Higgins Your first two things are sound reasoning but Luke fading away from exhaustion is still not entertaining. Rey came nowhere near close to dying. Did she lose an appendage? Ooh she got knocked asleep and got Force Defibed once. Epic😐

  • @gerardobarreragonzalez3902
    @gerardobarreragonzalez3902 2 роки тому +5

    0:31 what every star wars fan says when they are in the bathroom taking a 💩

  • @MazaAzi
    @MazaAzi 2 роки тому +78

    Me: "Man I hate Ray"
    Disney: *Gives reasons to hate ray* ""No you don't"
    Me: "WOW... I hate her MORE now"
    Robot Chicken: "Let us handle this" *Does comedic magic* "You sure you hate Ray?"
    Me: "Why would I hate Ray?"

  • @TheCosmicFreeway
    @TheCosmicFreeway 2 роки тому +39

    This finally answers the question...Do Jedis poo?

    • @tomkvideo
      @tomkvideo 2 роки тому +11

      "We probably didn't need to watch her the whole time, but I'm glad we did."

    • @IsoSubject5
      @IsoSubject5 2 роки тому +4

      Jedi is both singular and plural

    • @GokuMcDuck
      @GokuMcDuck 2 роки тому +2

      The joke should had been, they wanted Rey's spice. If you follow South Park.

    • @BenHopkins1000
      @BenHopkins1000 2 роки тому

      Did you even have to ask?

    • @Killerbee4712
      @Killerbee4712 2 роки тому

      they shat on the floor

  • @tskmaster3837
    @tskmaster3837 2 роки тому +8

    "Lightsaber. Flip. Land."
    Well, she's not wrong.

  • @Kdawg562
    @Kdawg562 2 роки тому +3

    2:54 The dancing Yoda and two Obi Wans made this worth watching lmao

    • @Paulafan5
      @Paulafan5 2 роки тому +1

      Wasn't that suppose to be Anakin? It looked like young Obi-Wan, but I think it was Anakin.

  • @seumasmcacy533
    @seumasmcacy533 2 роки тому +197

    Well, I wouldn’t be surprised if this was the story for J.J. Abrams’s new sequel trilogy movie. Star Wars Episode X: Rey Shiting in the Desert!

    • @BlazingOwnager
      @BlazingOwnager 2 роки тому +16

      Would be a better film

    • @Sanjixoxo
      @Sanjixoxo 2 роки тому +9

      I thought that was the sequel trilogy?

    • @seamoose5654
      @seamoose5654 2 роки тому +10

      @Seumas McAcy all three movies are Rey shitting in the desert and all over the the franchise

    • @david2869
      @david2869 2 роки тому

      Fart Wars: Revenge of the Brown Eye

    • @IsiahTomas
      @IsiahTomas 2 роки тому +1

      "What about you guys?"
      "We ain't found... I mean, oh. Guess we did... ?"

  • @Rey_Palpatine
    @Rey_Palpatine 2 роки тому +249

    Inaccurate, I would've taken all of the crack offworld and evenly distributed it to Finn and Poe, maybe to ghost Luke as well. Like Poe was a drug dealer at some point, that man would definitely have some good ideas on what to do in that situation

    • @paulparsons2085
      @paulparsons2085 2 роки тому +2

      Wasn't Solo too?

    • @TheMrPeteChannel
      @TheMrPeteChannel 2 роки тому +1

      Spice is more like acid then crack.

    • @chrisperrien7055
      @chrisperrien7055 2 роки тому +3

      Nah, those three would be total noob-az fool drug dealers; compared to Han Solo who made the Kessel Spice run in 14 Parsecs ;)

    • @Rey_Palpatine
      @Rey_Palpatine 2 роки тому +2

      @@chrisperrien7055 True, except he dead af and unfortunately I don't think he can return as a ghost 😞

    • @Metatronio
      @Metatronio 2 роки тому +1

      @@paulparsons2085 He was a drug runner, not a dealer

  • @tsarfox3462
    @tsarfox3462 2 роки тому +5

    LMAO that Biggs Darklighter drop. RIP my man, you got Luke his opening to blow up the Deathstar.

  • @midgetydeath
    @midgetydeath 2 роки тому +22

    “Two anonymous skeletons.” That is one Hell of a nod to how Disney treats Star Wars.

  • @tillallareone7299
    @tillallareone7299 2 роки тому +36

    Maybe don't use the force on everything, young Skywalker.

  • @filmnerd99
    @filmnerd99 2 роки тому +10

    References to spice in a desert location, and not one person makes a Dune joke? lmao

  • @Nick-dz9hq
    @Nick-dz9hq 2 роки тому +6

    Did Rey just throw Owen and Beru’s skeletons in the dumpster?!😂 That’s so wrong!

    • @ProfessorArt1
      @ProfessorArt1 2 роки тому +2

      Sounds like something they'd have her do

  • @redaxer2908
    @redaxer2908 2 роки тому +66

    Imagine Rey having a character arc of transiting from a spice junkie to a jedi discovering she is more then just a spice junkie. Who had been pushed to spice to cope with the loneliness and mundanity of her scavenger life. Also hoarding could be another trait since she spends more time with scavenging objects than people. So she fills the empty void for people with getting as many objects as possible.
    It would serve as a neat callback the legacy character Cade Skywalker's struggle with spice and her hoarding could lead to her being a Jedi with a unique focus on droids despite their lack of force sensitivity.

    • @morgatron4639
      @morgatron4639 2 роки тому +8

      Would've been far better character development.

    • @gameinsane4718
      @gameinsane4718 2 роки тому +3

      Don’t say that too loud. Disney might come after you for coming up with good sequels ideas

    • @SlabOfSteak
      @SlabOfSteak 2 роки тому +4

      Disney doesn’t have the balls for anything flavorful like that

    • @santiagopeschiera1743
      @santiagopeschiera1743 2 роки тому +1

      Good imagination and a missed opportunity...

  • @joaquin5666
    @joaquin5666 2 роки тому +20

    This Rey is nicer than the original

    • @anonymousgaslighter345
      @anonymousgaslighter345 2 роки тому +2

      The actual Rey is awfully nice as well. Over powered maybe, underdeveloped perhaps, but nice most definitely

  • @midgetydeath
    @midgetydeath 2 роки тому +3

    This Rey is actually pretty cool!

  • @Zhello79
    @Zhello79 2 роки тому +6

    Yoda: Spice this is cough cough very strong it is.

  • @Stag_Stopa
    @Stag_Stopa 2 роки тому +2

    The sandcrawler 1:23 killed it - NICE! :-D

  • @ShaneDouglas713
    @ShaneDouglas713 2 роки тому +7

    The Best Version of Rey

  • @striderzero2653
    @striderzero2653 2 роки тому +7

    This feels very Wile E. Coyote vs Road Runner

  • @darkwarriormaster9644
    @darkwarriormaster9644 2 роки тому +10

    Two things:
    1. Ever since I was a kid, I always loved that “without me” bait-and-switch comment gag.
    2. I think Rey was talking about the fan theory that Palpatine might be Anakin’s father by using the force to manipulate midichlorians to get Shmi pregnant. If that is true, then Luke and Leia would also be Palpatine’s grandchildren and would make Ben the great-grandson of Emperor Palpatine. Rey’s father was actually Palpatine’s clone, but still considered his son like how Boba Fett is the son of Jango Fett and not just another clone like Rex and the other Clone Troopers. According to the fan theory that would make Rey’s father and Anakin half-brothers; Ben and Rey would be cousins instead of brother and sister.

  • @CEREZ379
    @CEREZ379 2 роки тому +7

    1:48 T-POSE

  • @m20superbazooka49
    @m20superbazooka49 2 роки тому +1

    When he said oh hey Owen and Beru, I died XD.

  • @joshuagraham2843
    @joshuagraham2843 2 роки тому +4

    he who controls the spice controls the universe and get high!

  • @HandofOmega
    @HandofOmega 2 роки тому +10

    Was that really Mark Hamill?? I think I might prefer these as his last words as Luke Skywalker over those on the Mandalorian!🤣

    • @Paulafan5
      @Paulafan5 2 роки тому

      Think it was Bob Bergen, who did Luke's voice in a lot of stuff (ie video games).

  • @mrgibbets34
    @mrgibbets34 2 роки тому +1

    1:11 that’s a deep cut and kinda neat they referenced that, the guy who played him is a co-host of a UA-cam show I watch regularly.

  • @g_aware_nerd
    @g_aware_nerd 2 роки тому +1

    I have no idea why I completely lost it when she flipped & someone said "Did she train to do that?" I was screaming like a banshee LMMMAAAOOOOOO

  • @truesoulghost2777
    @truesoulghost2777 2 роки тому +3

    The two anonymous skeletons…. Lmao
    Also I can confirm that him using spice is actually in character for Jake Skywalker.

  • @thezambianprince3893
    @thezambianprince3893 2 роки тому +33

    It's Rey Palpatine. WoWa she still alive

  • @takarahayashi4124
    @takarahayashi4124 2 роки тому +1

    its hilarious that they're neighbors but found the need to hide in the dumpster to wait for her to leave, lol.

  • @cujoedaman
    @cujoedaman 2 роки тому +1

    The sand crawler garbage truck was the best part!

  • @bhimbonggames3206
    @bhimbonggames3206 2 роки тому +4

    Family guy, robot chicken, and south park the GOAT.

  • @bluemiltank
    @bluemiltank 2 роки тому +17

    The Rise Of Highwalker

  • @ElricSowrd
    @ElricSowrd 2 роки тому +1

    Are you throwing a spice party!?... ...Without me!? LOL

  • @jaredtomlin85
    @jaredtomlin85 2 роки тому +5

    0:21 Unlike Hans, they actually used "parasecs" correctly.

  • @BigRedBird
    @BigRedBird 2 роки тому +3

    I wish Rey was like this. This version actually has a personality

  • @JustSRK0
    @JustSRK0 2 роки тому +3

    I love this Rey lol, I’d love to watch a whole trilogy of this Rey.

  • @Sejara1528
    @Sejara1528 2 роки тому +2

    Well, Pyke Syndicate don't need that powder anymore.

  • @fizzy_4896
    @fizzy_4896 2 роки тому +2

    This 3 min. Video was better than all of the the 3 movies combined

  • @memescoffee3173
    @memescoffee3173 2 роки тому +3

    Why does Rey have such a great personality in this skit

  • @WhiteUlv
    @WhiteUlv 2 роки тому +4

    Still better than Force Awakens, or Last Jedi, or that 3rd movie.

  • @scottl9091
    @scottl9091 2 роки тому +1

    The trashcan scene is my favorite LMAO

  • @riokinsey2134
    @riokinsey2134 2 роки тому +1

    The earwax...Gross. lol This is hilarious.

  • @DatBlueVQ
    @DatBlueVQ 2 роки тому +4

    0:45 physics

  • @fara.r.8181
    @fara.r.8181 2 роки тому +3

    Rey is a Palpatine, not a Skywalker

  • @marginis
    @marginis 2 роки тому +1

    These guys are the new team rocket and you can't convince me otherwise.

  • @vigi1antvort3x41
    @vigi1antvort3x41 2 роки тому +1

    I died when Luke himself joined the party.

  • @frankb3347
    @frankb3347 2 роки тому +92

    That was more coherent and entertaining then the actual sequels.

    • @jacobhunter6891
      @jacobhunter6891 2 роки тому +7

      Dumbest joke since "still better than the prequels"

    • @frankb3347
      @frankb3347 2 роки тому +20

      @@jacobhunter6891 You're absolutely right. I'm sorry. That was a very uninsightful comment on my part when everything in all of media is better then the sequels. I might as well have been pointing out water is wet with such an obvious comment.

    • @ReySkywalker2
      @ReySkywalker2 2 роки тому +4

      A) No, the Sequels are great. B) Sequel hate is old and cringe.

    • @URProductions
      @URProductions 2 роки тому +8

      @@ReySkywalker2 Saying cringe is cringe. And the sequels fucking suck.

    • @ReySkywalker2
      @ReySkywalker2 2 роки тому +4

      @@URProductions Nah it’s cringe to pretend the Sequels suck. They’re great.

  • @KipC-Sway
    @KipC-Sway 2 роки тому +4

    This may have redeemed Rey's character 😂😂

  • @NerdyPigeon421
    @NerdyPigeon421 2 роки тому +2

    “Lightsaber, flip, land”

  • @Bluecloudprod
    @Bluecloudprod 2 роки тому +1

    "Drugs do help friendships grow."