If The Deep State Had a PR Team
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- Опубліковано 29 гру 2023
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What it would be like if the Deep State had a PR team!
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They have a PR firm.
It's called the media.
And the colleges.
And Hollywood.
You forgot to mention politicians...
@@Bush63Master Politicians are just Lolcows with power and money
True.
@@nostromza3433 Just actors.
They (pr people) all suck, though. Like, even my mom who is pro-gov't went to the WEF website and said what they're pushing is all wrong!
You will never leave a bigger carbon footprint than the celebrities that lecture you about yours.
Climate is your fault, and communism is the solution. How didn't we think of it before?
During the pandemic, you had to learn how to work from home using Zoom/Skype. Meanwhile a bunch of celebrities and politicians that each took a private jet from all over the world for a meeting to tell you about your carbon footprint.
It's fucking infuriating!
The real statement reads; “You’ll own nothing and just be happy to be alive.”
Actually the statement is "YOU will own NOTHING and be happy (with non spoken or else)" as it is really a threat and not a statement or slogan...
You will own nothing and be happy. Or else.
Was that quote from Stalin or from Mao Zedong? 😮
In the future, you will own nothing and be happy, the state will provide for you as it sees fit 😀
Don't forget our favorite Joe Biden quote, "poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids"
Ooooooffff this really is clown world 🤡
I love that one, he should have worn his white hoodie that day🤣
Happy new year 🎆, I hope you are having fun over there 👉 God bless you
"I may be Irish but I'm not stupid."
@Rspsand07
He used the same phrase while referring to himself as a White Guy too! smh
Gotta give the World Economic Forum credit where credit is due. They make the best gun commercials I’ve ever seen! Organizations like the WEF are why we need guns!
Except no one is using them 🤣
@@Tecolote41 Yet
@@RicardoSantos-oz3uj But did you know that Klaus Schwab has diplomatic immunity? And how are we going to get round that one?
How easy to show how right media just lies insults while manipulating people and right social media repeat Fox news lies willingly. Copy search headings Google image is best Republican economies vs Democrat economies Trumps failed border FENCE GLOBAL climate migrants (Video 842k in 5 day's)>>>> *** The film the Trump Organization tried to suppress *** Fox stars outed admitting Trump's voter fraud claims were lies they peddled Tucker Carlson caught attacking Trump The legal defence for Fox's Tucker Carlson Tucker Carlson admits he lies Fox news settles $787,000,000.00 for lying Smartmatic vs Fox news Fox fake CIA expert arrested Fox anchors mugshot's Fox news fined (to avoid lawsuits>>>> Fox news suspends Fox news apologizes Fox news tricky graphics Fox news altered pictures Fox interviews fake Swedish expert about immigration threat Fox host admits Trump Organization ordered to pay fined Trump settles lawsuit Trump Organization guilty of 17 counts of tax fraud Trump lawyers guilty Trump lawyers sanctions Trump lawyers mugshots Trump ordered to pay Trump tries to block evidence Republicans try to block evidence Republicans admit they have no evidence Fox news Tucker Carlson anti-vaccine rhetoric lies (Over 1,100,000 plus covid deaths in America
😂😂😂
😂🤣😭 omg JP pure genius ! 'Board meetings in the woods wearing hoods and drinking children's blood' I just pray people wake up in time ! 🙏
They do have a PR team. A team that makes all their wicked ideas seem like a joke.
And anyone who disagrees is a conspiracy theorist
@@BrotherhoodOfBeasts
Check out "new discourses" by James Lindsay.
Yes, their PR team is known as ‘The Mainstream Media.’ Which also acts as their propaganda arm.
Exactly! "I'm concerned about side-effects from vaccinations" becomes conflated with something nonsensical like "I'm afraid the vaccines have 5G microchips in them."
Yup. They've replaced "racism" with "diversity" and "capping resources" with "sustainability" and "price increase" with "green transition". I mean, you can call a man running a whip on a cotton plantation "care taker", and you can call a "slave" a "worker", but it is what it actually is not what you call it. And they do like to call it what it isn't.
"Schwab eating a tide pod , that's a guy I can trust" !!!🤣🤣🤣🤣
I agree🤣🤣🤣
What's really funny is if Klaus Schwab actually switched to tie-dye, a number of people would actually lighten up and think "D'aww, he can't be that bad."
Yep then his evolution to cult leader would complete with so.e jeffrey dahmer Glasses
pierced nose ring...
@@harrisfrankou2368😂
He would never
For some Strange Reason, I just can't get past The Maniacal Old Man, Klaus Schwab Bragging about The W.E.F. Proposed N.W.O. as His FOURTH REICH!
🤔
Seeing your books arranged by color really helps me feel more comfortable with my OCD…😜😁
Hey Jp what a awesome way to start my day. I realize why this is so important humor in the face of tyranny... I honestly can't think of a better way to rise up the human spirit than laughing about what you hate ( strong word BTW not to be used lightly) did you know that the highest possible word I mean state is authenticity? Higher even than love itself. (I'm not a hippi look it up) and to wrap it all up just wanted to say how grateful I am for about 10 million things ❤
😁 my husband tells people I don't have OCD but rather CDO 😆
Hey mine are arranged by color, subject matter and height 🎉🎉🎉
OCD is a fake diagnosis.
Like libraries?@@jillsy2815
JP stop giving them ideas. 🤣🧂
@@user-ym5xs4gh3p how many people have to die for the benefit of supplying LNG to western Europe?
I've wanted to make that same comment a few times before with JP
Loooool
Seriously I agree idk why these people can't just be happy with there riches and leave us alone
Reminds me of the Peter Griffin quote "We're being chased by ghosts!!" 🤣
Man if these things weren't actually real it would be hilarious! 😅
I would argue that being real make them more hilarious.
the deep state is also very passionate in making people watch pr0n
They are real. You just watched it
Right from the start, I was impressed that they kept a straight face. I'd love to see the bloopers
yo right? id like to see that too!
The Severely Bad attempt at a German accent was most Definitely a Blooper! 🙄
@@johnmeckel2319 😂100%! Sounded more hebrew lol Those two dudes are wild.
The way JP put his hand on Brent's shoulder, was even uncomfortable for me.
And my brothers think I'M on a watch list. If you need extra security guards let me know. Love your stuff. Keep fighting
Youve just been upgraded from an AI agent to 24/7 team of live human agents.
@@zyxwvutsrqponmlkh Woo-hoo
We definitely need part two: the deep state’s reality TV premiere
Happy new year 🎆, I hope you are having fun over there 👉 God bless you
They did it was called the hunger games
Tyson Foods recently bought giant cricket farms.
I guess it's Jimny Cricket now, instead of Jimmy Dean.
Yeah I've learned a lot about them. Not the best type....
Let’s hope they’re planning on feeding the crickets to the chickens!
@@cherylmetzler843 😂 They can emaciate the idiocratic wokey dokes all day tho....im good with that
at least the Vegans will be happy 😂😭😂
omg scary
This is one of your better ones. ‘Carl’ did a good job impersonating an AI-generated spokesperson.
omg those AI reporters are freaky in a bad way!
Sarcasm is my favorite humor. J P you rock😂
Happy new year 🎆, I hope you are having fun over there 👉 God bless you
They've had one in the form of, "for your safety."
I love that the books are organized by color. That only adds to your trustworthy vibe. 👍
At least you know who's pushing this! Good on you!
I LOVE THIS!!!!! Another laugh out loud video I get to watch again and again from JP. LOVE Brent too!!!
I miss the simplicity of the 90s but the insanity of our world today gives geniuses like you more material to make us laugh 😂
He looks so natural sitting in the chair with JP’s hand on his head. Especially the end clip 👍
This is all so brilliant!
Carnivore Keto Cricket diet is genius!
The WEF literally told the world three years ago that we will be eating bugs in place of "real" meat.
That happened.
Not sure how to describe it; the right combo of JP and friends works magic. As long as it's all in focus, I guess. Happy New Year, all.
The real new year is in the spring, January 1st is a religious holiday exported to the whole world from Rome, celebrating the Roman god Janus.
JP/Brent: As a long viewer, you two are true comic geniuses. This marketing parody is too damn good. Keep up the good work gentlemen.
Does this PR agency have an office here in Sweden? Because there are numerous articles about living in so called Tiny Houses and now they even want to implement "nudging" so that the kids 1st and 2nd grade schools eat more vegetarian food in school. 🤔🙄
Everyone is Eqquals ?
All I needed to change my mind about WEF and the Deep State!
Funny, but are we REALLY implying the deep state doesn’t have a Bernays-level PR team? 😂
You mean Biden administration PR team.
@@matthewdean8070 Same thing? 😉
aka the msm and big tech in general, including pbs.
eat crickets * only employ minorities.
The Tavistock Institute isn’t a ‘new’ thing.
You had my face hurting today, laughing so hard!! You guys are great!
"Find happiness through minimalism" is brilliant lol
Thanks
Hey Jp what a awesome way to start my day. I realize why this is so important humor in the face of tyranny... I honestly can't think of a better way to rise up the human spirit than laughing about what you hate ( strong word BTW not to be used lightly) did you know that the highest possible word I mean state is authenticity? Higher even than love itself. (I'm not a hippi look it up) and to wrap it all up just wanted to say how grateful I am for about 10 million things ❤
Happy new year 🎆, I hope you are having fun over there 👉 God bless you
The rush to seize power before Klaus and Ballsackeyes kicked the bucket is probably the only thing that gave the rest of us a chance.
The book organization destracted the hell out of me.
Who organizes their books by color?
@@dehydratedwater9806I do lol
Klaus Schwab with his style should be in next Mortal Kombat as final boss
Happy ,You Will Own Nothing And Be Happy New Year JP !!!
Perfect!! Praying you and your family and team have a blessed 2024 full of creativity and love ❤
this was too good! great job guys so funny
Dobis PR is no match for you guys. Best of luck!
Great video! I had to send to friend! 1:41
Commentaries below share my enthusiasm!
“We’re the government, and we’re here to help”
Scary
The frightening part? I can actually see someone using "happiness through minimalism" as an actual branding technique.
The stances. Oh Lord. Even I caught that.
Happy new year 🎆, I hope you are having fun over there 👉 God bless you
Hmmmm Find happiness in minimalism… yeah I could get on board with that!
YES , just not forced minimalism !
The KKK joke I did not catch at first omg 🤣🤣🤣
The instant you mentioned 'wardrobe' I just knew what photo was going to be shown. 😅
That awkward smile is perfect!
The real question…
So what are we going to do about this? Unless there is a plan to spearhead their intentions, how will “we the people” respond or take action against them?
The same way we have responded to the fake "climate crisis" - by going right along with them and believing everything they say...
This is why we have our second amendment.
You guys are great!
Happy new year 🎆, I hope you are having fun over there 👉 God bless you
They do. It's called the legacy news
If Julian Assange is extradited and convicted, it’s goodbye to your civil rights and goodbye to the 1st Amendment. Free Julian Assange. Let freedom ring.
The courts just compelled Veritas founder James O'Keefe, to hand over his 1st amendment rights protected private information on the Ashley Biden diaries sooooo, I say that ship has unfortunately already sailed. America is screwed. #FreeJulianAssange
Happy new year 🎆, I hope you are having fun over there 👉 God bless you
Dry fasting, eating an OMAD keto-biotic diet keeps this 74 yr old healthy, no jabs, never a cold or flu even when others say they have 'what's going around'. Zuck is a bot, Pewdiepie showed us that. It's hard to find a white age-appropriate man to date in my area that aren't bald, fat and looking for a 20-30 yr old woman. Tylenol in all its forms is a liver killer, worse than booze. I live in EQ country but have three first aid kits. This was as usual hilarious. Thx JP.
Brett’s stiff physical comedy with JP totally kills me😂
Absolutely perfect! Hilarious
You and Brent are the greatest team.
That cricket diet idea had me cracking up!
Lunchables with meal worms are next 😂😢😂
Now We're Thinking!
This is the PR team I need to work for!
Bravo.
JP is pretty buff for a guy that eats crickets 🤣
"Dressing like a villian makes him look like a villian" - GOLD He dresses like the old european version of Scarlxrd.
Oh JP you so funny what a joyus' way to start my day eh 🇨🇦
Happy new year 🎆, I hope you are having fun over there 👉 God bless you
lol the way JP holds his head like its totally normal. love ya JP. Hiliarious as always
JP and Brent make an adorable collab couple. Thanks guys !
Excellent job guys and the Happiest of New Years! Trumpy in 2024!!!
Happy new year 🎆, I hope you are having fun over there 👉 God bless you
😂😂😂K😮K😮K😂😂😂 they are great 👍🏼💯 at this mind games.
"Klaus schaub eating a tide pod? That's a man I can trust!"
mmm forbidden pods 🤤
Great content. I laughed so hard. However I’ve never seen bookshelf’s arranged by colour. 😂 snazzy!
The New Blue Screen Of Death? "Your Vehicle Cannot Be Driven"
This week a photo went viral on social media purporting to show a Ford vehicle displaying a "your vehicle cannot be driven" message after a failed software update. "Please call customer support," the screen urges.
Bud Light & Pfizer approve this message
I love these men
And soon after this video dropped, Nanshee Peeloshy hasnt quit calling J.P.'s PR firm
Thanks for the giggles. Priceless. 🙏🏿♥️
One of your best yet! Loved it, JP!
This is excellent!! 😂
I have got to see the blooper reel on this. And all of your skits. You 2 together is just too much. Im cracking up, snort laughing. 😂😂
Hand placement and movement is everything in this type of messaging.
On 0:24 ... 😂
Yeah. Hand placement is so creepy!😂
Happy new year 🎆, I hope you are having fun over there 👉 God bless you
Another stellar masterpiece from you fine gents. Brent's chiseled physique is as tightly packed as JP's color-coded book shelf. Must be the crickets kicking in.
Ah, if only they were jokes
Love your work on the postures 😂 -
- you only missed the two-palm-facing-the-audience “I am so honest and innocent”
I live you guys . HAPPY NEW YEAR
Thanks again!
Wonderful 👏
The only problem is the Kardashians are already working for the DS...so they must have hired a PR team before...
Reality TV? Hunger Games..? Joining at the Mockingjay.
I will never eat bugs or fake meat.
Probably do both already and not even realizing it.
@@thephoenixcycle8854 Are you nuts?
@@THETRIVIALTHINGS
No, he’s not nuts. They’re sneaking in our food. !
Get it ⁉️
@@CatsMeow2.0-gr8grThe only thing that has insect parts are chocolate. I don't eat chocolate.
Real pro and still improving your play, you’re forming a great team.
Really like your creations like real King ´s jesters.😂
Next level brilliant... You guys together are explosive hilarity 🎉🎉🎉
God's blessings from Bay City Michigan
Happy new year 🎆, I hope you are having fun over there 👉 God bless you
hahahahahahaha! So good man! You n Brent are awesome together. It just works.
Keep em comin....like a sperm bank with a contract for The Coalition of Global Lizards over 50 in Need of YoungBlood.
It’s like they think of the worse way to present things and then they do that!
Thx JP!
Hit it out of the park😅 and hysterical acronym 😅
Pure Gold!
This is the smile i needed to bring in the new year
Thanks guys 🏆💪🏼❤️
This is one of the best ever!! 👏🏼👏🏼
Great stuff.
To me you lads are a mix of Lynyard Skynyard a gutting gun and Monty Pyton . Keep it up 👍🔝❤
Not a German accent, but spot on Steve Martin and Chevy Chase SNL 70's skit as the Czech-born Festrunk brothers. 😂
Love these two together 😂
Brent Pella please do another blue Alien 👽 vid. 💕 Happy new year from Australia 🇦🇺