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  • @AwakenWithJP
    @AwakenWithJP  8 місяців тому +270

    I mean we will definitely be under water by 2012, oh wait wrong predictions, definitely by 2023, um oh i mean 2033 of course, obviously!

    • @COIcultist
      @COIcultist 8 місяців тому

      It's OK, it is all very real but those who know have every confidence it will all be sorted. Why else would those all knowing people buy ocean front property.
      In reality I know that Bill Gates and some others have more money than I could ever count. Barry "O" though wealthy isn't that wealthy and he bought the Marta's Vineyeard place then bought the property in Hawaii that features at the begining of Magnum PI episodes (Robyn's Nest)
      I'm all worried now. Maybe Barry isn't that clever, after all he bought the property a few years ago. He didn't just get it in the land grab that is going on now.

    • @michaelsteane9926
      @michaelsteane9926 8 місяців тому +8

      Well Jehovah's going to be coming before then. We did get the date wrong on previous occasions, but we're sure He will be coming in 2027.

    • @Cumbersome77
      @Cumbersome77 8 місяців тому

      ⁠​⁠@@michaelsteane9926What are you even talking about? If you are referring to Armageddon in the Bible, then it is specifically stated that no one will be able to predict when it will happen, therefore no one, who believes in Jehovah, would make such a prediction. In any case, actual climate change could be affected by so many variables that making assertions that the earth is going to be uninhabitable due to cow farts and fossil fuels, is a bit absurd. You are giving “scientists” way too much credit and totally ignoring how corrupt politicians can use a manufactured crisis to their benefit. Their are literally “doctors” that claim a man can become a woman. So much for “science”.

    • @Compendyum
      @Compendyum 8 місяців тому +11

      Whoa, calm down Al Gore, you can't just change your predictions and expect people to look at you as the Climate Prophet. Oh wait... you can??

    • @CharlesGraham
      @CharlesGraham 8 місяців тому +7

      I would not hold your breath they have been spewing this nonsense for decades... I think I will just go let my diesel tractor run alday just because I can LOL

  • @guardduvie
    @guardduvie 8 місяців тому +698

    “Do you ever wonder-“
    “NOPE.”
    Got me bad… 😂

    • @ecv80
      @ecv80 8 місяців тому +7

      Wondering is an exercise of thought 🤷‍♂️

    • @elizabethanne8729
      @elizabethanne8729 8 місяців тому +3

      😆😆😆

    • @kevindavis1281
      @kevindavis1281 8 місяців тому +7

      JP is a comedic genius!!

    • @garysarela4431
      @garysarela4431 8 місяців тому

      Imagine being against clean energy, which brings new jobs, energy security and a better environment. What's the reason we're against clean energy again? Oh, that's right, the owners of coal, oil and gas don't like it. They're still buying politicians and manufacturing propaganda to support their dying industry.

    • @OverYou-tr5ok
      @OverYou-tr5ok 8 місяців тому +3

      This guy is hilarious 😆
      He brings out the best gasses in me

  • @rv_at_the_beach2603
    @rv_at_the_beach2603 8 місяців тому +971

    Way to go JP! You got the United Nations Seal of Dis-Approval.

    • @MyCatFooed
      @MyCatFooed 8 місяців тому +14

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👍👍

    • @diesel104
      @diesel104 8 місяців тому +9

      😂😂😂, didn't even notice this until I read your message.

    • @BakerAnts
      @BakerAnts 8 місяців тому +5

      lmao

    • @donniedeville5102
      @donniedeville5102 8 місяців тому +2

      He's also got a bad case of autogynephilia. May his god have mercy on his soul.

    • @garysarela4431
      @garysarela4431 8 місяців тому

      ExxonMobil's own scientists predicted rising global temperature along with CO2 levels, back in 1982 and their forecasts remain perfect. Even so, for decades the fossil fuel industry has spread disinformation for short-sighted, small minded profits, much like the tobacco industry did during the 50's.

  • @83licata
    @83licata 8 місяців тому +80

    "People were running around all free, fascistly not dying from a disease that I think is killing everyone." LOL
    "My measurements shown that, the sea have devastatedly risen to the exact same levels they've been for 300 years." classic

  • @SliderFury1
    @SliderFury1 8 місяців тому +179

    JP slinking right past the censors like a friggin ninja, as usual 😆

    • @NovasYouTubeName
      @NovasYouTubeName 8 місяців тому +3

      Yes!!!

    • @mikesierra5661
      @mikesierra5661 8 місяців тому +2

      Are you sure ?
      His videos where he mentions crrrrooovid still have automatically get covid information warning in my country within minutes.

    • @mmmmdddd2267
      @mmmmdddd2267 8 місяців тому +3

      This video got tagged by the UN "context" link about climate change, so, not so sneaky anymore

    • @Vertekmaster
      @Vertekmaster 8 місяців тому

      @@mmmmdddd2267 How are those "censors"? lol. He's allowed to say climate change isn't real.
      The problem is, you want him to be unchallenged. Sorry man, but climate change is a studied issue, and no amount of denial will change it. The cite has decided that the only pushback they will offer is links that contradict the "I can't feel it, therefore it doesn't exist" cope deniers like to institute.

    • @Jenifer_R_
      @Jenifer_R_ 8 місяців тому +3

      Yeah, this clip had the standard "You're a moron if you believe this crap" disclaimer.

  • @Barry.Age63
    @Barry.Age63 8 місяців тому +590

    As a human, I can confirm that I have in fact died a few years ago because of climate change.

    • @ibwonderful1
      @ibwonderful1 8 місяців тому

      I've got one on you!! I have died 3 times, my wife 7!! We constantly deny climate change and have paid dearly a total of 10 times!!
      I don't know what will happen next, but we are in for it! So long as myself and my wife continue to hate the Earth and destroy it's climate, we will continue to die.....and we deserve it!!

    • @Michael-Philip
      @Michael-Philip 8 місяців тому +57

      now you can vote for Joe. 🙂

    • @davidbarlow350
      @davidbarlow350 8 місяців тому +28

      i drowned twice after a 2mm rise in sea level!

    • @countrygirl6003
      @countrygirl6003 8 місяців тому +4

      Good one!

    • @HighlanderNorth1
      @HighlanderNorth1 8 місяців тому +28

      ❓ But which undead pronoun(s) do you prefer?Do you identify as a ghost, a ghoul, a ghast, a phantom, a poltergeist, a lich, a wraith, a wight, or a revenant?
      (Credit to the Dungeons & Dragons Monster Manual for their LONG list of undead species).

  • @thesuperdingos
    @thesuperdingos 8 місяців тому +178

    I saw a tweet today that said “omg it’s raining in nyc. This is a result of climate change.”
    Like it’s never ever rained before ever in nyc…

    • @danieljakistam9409
      @danieljakistam9409 8 місяців тому +3

      Where? Show me that tweet xd

    • @joshuakarr-BibleMan
      @joshuakarr-BibleMan 8 місяців тому +19

      It was raining in Michigan yestdrday and I kept getting stuck behind prople who were afraid to go over 40mph in a 55, on account of the rain.
      It was rain.
      In Michigan.
      Anyone here over 40 years old knows how to do 60 in a blizzard, and yet we had this.
      I blame the fearmongers and 2020.

    • @insi7639
      @insi7639 8 місяців тому +2

      Loool omg xD

    • @kohaiame2691
      @kohaiame2691 8 місяців тому +5

      I say that spring, summer, fall, and winter is climate change as a joke, but if that person is seriously worried because of literal rain... I have no words for how ridiculous that is...

    • @ted.angell7609
      @ted.angell7609 8 місяців тому +3

      So unusual that Chicago wrote a song about it. “Another Rainy Day In New York City”

  • @ThereIsNoSpoon678
    @ThereIsNoSpoon678 8 місяців тому +26

    I honestly had someone seriously tell me that sea levels not rising in obvious locations is expected, and that the rising is concentrated into other locations. That gravity something or other keeps the water in a location until it breaks out and then floods everything.
    Like… what the…

    • @ginnymccarron6951
      @ginnymccarron6951 8 місяців тому

      🫠🥴

    • @shawnbaird4873
      @shawnbaird4873 8 місяців тому +3

      Sounds very scientific! And unless you have a degree in that specific area of science, you'll never be able to understand it... It's probably best to just accept what that person tells you as pure facts 😂

    • @donnatidmarsh9350
      @donnatidmarsh9350 8 місяців тому +6

      Probably thinks he's a marine biologist because he watches SpongeBob Squarepants

    • @vidyananthakumar2057
      @vidyananthakumar2057 8 місяців тому +6

      The reason sea level rise doesn't occur uniformly is not because of water being kept in a location like a box (water is fluid and yes it can't be just segmented like that), but there are pockets of warm and cold water in every body of water. E.g. when you for a swim in a lake, there are pockets of water that feel cold and pockets that feel warm right? Weather is based on these different pockets of cool and warm air, based on different parts of the ocean having these different pockets. This means that winds will move differently in different places, causing prevailing wind patterns that push water towards land more in certain areas.
      The gravity part is to do with the fact that earth is not a uniform sphere. There are mountains above land and there are canyons in the sea, alongside all the other topographical differences causing differences in mass. Gravity is related to mass, so there are natural differences in gravity all around the earth. A heavier object will have more gravitational pull - i.e., the ice sheets in the northern hemisphere are currently 'holding' water in that area (not in a box, but gravitationally). As those ice sheets melt, the gravitational pull lessens, causing water to move away from that area. As there is a larger gravitational pull at that area, water moves further away causing increased sea levels further from the source point. If you do this all around the world, given it's not a uniform sphere, it makes sense that sea level rise is not uniform.
      Hope that helps, I'm not a climate scientist, just another person curious about things and willing to do some research. Happy to discuss more if I've misconstrued any of the above.

    • @ThereIsNoSpoon678
      @ThereIsNoSpoon678 8 місяців тому +2

      @@vidyananthakumar2057 omg I can’t believe you just showed up to say that. Wowowow lololol 💀

  • @sueharter3205
    @sueharter3205 8 місяців тому +36

    Certified fact by The United Nations. What a nice warm hug that feels like. Now that it’s 2023 and Florida has mostly been underwater for three years now really makes me glad I donated all my coastal properties to the loving government to take care of so I didn’t have to worry anymore. So glad they’re there to keep us alive and well! That was a close call the ocean almost snuck up and got us!

  • @247tubefan
    @247tubefan 8 місяців тому +288

    I've switched all my lighting to Kerosene Lamps. Because if I'm paying the carbon tax, I might as well get my money's worth.

    • @garycarpenter2932
      @garycarpenter2932 8 місяців тому +28

      if democrats get their way on energy production, everyone will have to move back to whale oil for lighting.

    • @teenaray8084
      @teenaray8084 8 місяців тому +16

      ​@@garycarpenter2932That'll put a twist in the knickers of the Save the Whales people!

    • @vajoynus
      @vajoynus 8 місяців тому +24

      What did socialist use before candles?
      Electricity!

    • @rickpicone9751
      @rickpicone9751 8 місяців тому +13

      They set their neighbors on fire.@@vajoynus

    • @oldhickory4686
      @oldhickory4686 8 місяців тому +8

      Then you can see all the cockroaches for your required daily protein intake...

  • @AvyScottandFlower
    @AvyScottandFlower 8 місяців тому +112

    If EVERYONE has to buy new, electric vehicles,
    Doesn't somebody profit *MASSIVELY* from it? 🤔
    Even if mining the minerals for the batteries is INCREDIBLY toxic? 🤔🤔

    • @HomoSapien.__.
      @HomoSapien.__. 8 місяців тому +6

      Electric vehicles are bad for the environment just as petrol ones .
      I think I have ans for your question ,Elon musk with his Tesla

    • @jackieo8693
      @jackieo8693 8 місяців тому +20

      And child slave labor is used to mine that mineral?

    • @HomoSapien.__.
      @HomoSapien.__. 8 місяців тому +7

      @@jackieo8693 people living in third world countries

    • @castaliafierce8466
      @castaliafierce8466 8 місяців тому +6

      Easy: the electric cars are not for you. Or me. Or anyone who isn't millionaire 🤷

    • @user-pb2vo4pt3t
      @user-pb2vo4pt3t 8 місяців тому +15

      Let's not forget about the power plants it takes to make the electricity to charge them.
      Or the gas generators people are buying to take along in case their battery drains mid-trip!
      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
      Oh, the HYPOCRISY!!!
      Oops! Did I tell _An Inconvenient Truth_ ???
      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @jaredbruce5559
    @jaredbruce5559 8 місяців тому +86

    Whenever you get a message from the UN correcting your video content, you know you just pissed off Epstien's Client list.

    • @manuka7313
      @manuka7313 8 місяців тому

      🎯🎯 It also includes, the Scamdemic the juice, Hola coast, etc etc etc...

  • @roaddog1m
    @roaddog1m 8 місяців тому +44

    You my friend, are a legit genius! Your ability to create these skits that hit the nail on the head and still make us laugh is much appreciated

    • @robertraab
      @robertraab 7 місяців тому

      Wow...
      It hurts thinking about how fucking stupid someone has to be to consider this clown a "legit genius"...

  • @CoolcatAMA-Pro
    @CoolcatAMA-Pro 8 місяців тому +81

    😆 The Statue of Liberty one they never have an answer for

    • @clogs4956
      @clogs4956 8 місяців тому +2

      It’s a good job they’ve never heard of jacks, isn’t it?

    • @CornDogShaun
      @CornDogShaun 8 місяців тому +2

      @@clogs4956 LOL! Now do Plymouth Rock

    • @robmaltby4704
      @robmaltby4704 8 місяців тому +1

      ​@@clogs4956I'm curious about your comment about using jacks. Are you saying they jacked up the whole island or statue? I don't know about what can be done for structures and such as this.

    • @clogs4956
      @clogs4956 8 місяців тому

      @@robmaltby4704 it's a jk, right? The climate change activists could accuse everyone else of jacking up the whole island so the sea level stayed the same...?

    • @philipofsparta1355
      @philipofsparta1355 8 місяців тому

      To be fair, the Hudson River is tidal so , in reality, the photos don't prove anything, do they?

  • @Melchiah28
    @Melchiah28 8 місяців тому +271

    first they named it earth warming and still we are not drowned. now they name it climate change. i'm curious how they will name it next.

    • @ablewindsor1459
      @ablewindsor1459 8 місяців тому

      Climate Crisis........
      Climate Destruction.
      Ocean levels have risen over 400 feet since 18,500 years ago....99 percent occured before the Industrial Revolution and Coal Fired Power Plants....

    • @joshuaingram571
      @joshuaingram571 8 місяців тому +7

      They were worried about cooling before that. 😂 They have no solution for the problems they make up. Dems simply believe that if they fully control your lives then the world will be better somehow.

    • @coleens.6212
      @coleens.6212 8 місяців тому

      Climate change covers all bases.

    • @anglosaxon5874
      @anglosaxon5874 8 місяців тому +24

      @@joshuaingram571 Exactly! They were [and some still are] predicting an Ice Age [and we are due one - that and the Sun going through quiet cycles].

    • @mjolnirswrath23
      @mjolnirswrath23 8 місяців тому +41

      ​@@joshuaingram571The truth is it doesn't matter what they label it people will believe it because they're programmed to do so... Keep the masses in a perpetual state of fear and panic and they will do and say and believe whatever you want them to

  • @4U2NV4Sure
    @4U2NV4Sure 8 місяців тому +10

    Thank you for pointing out the idiocracy factor in young minds.

  • @daveblackman816
    @daveblackman816 8 місяців тому +59

    Wait what happened to global boiling? Oh nevermind, winter is coming so they had to drop it.

  • @goonofhazard2203
    @goonofhazard2203 8 місяців тому +344

    "There's a terrible threat (x) and we need to take your money and rights to save us all from certain death"
    Oldest government trick in the book.

    • @ted.angell7609
      @ted.angell7609 8 місяців тому +18

      Certainly the most well-worn

    • @noname-lp3mu
      @noname-lp3mu 8 місяців тому

      ….. turns out the real terrible threat was the government all along…..

    • @Jim-P
      @Jim-P 8 місяців тому +11

      It works because the next generation haven’t been through it yet

    • @nickmonk7945
      @nickmonk7945 8 місяців тому +9

      Fear porn

    • @christiantwist3360
      @christiantwist3360 8 місяців тому +4

      Yes because everyone knows we can’t just let crazy people talk! We must stop them! Oi! Good to know someone still is thinking with that thing that some people have inside their skull. I forget what it’s called but I thought for sure it was extinct lol.

  • @CJ-fs9gt
    @CJ-fs9gt 8 місяців тому +65

    Brilliant 💓😄 i had my 11yr old sit and watch this with me 😂 I grew up in the late 60's-70's, so I also showed the 11yr old all climate hysteria documentaries from my time. For instance: Leonard Nemoy; In search of the Coming Ice Age (it's on YT folks). The teacher doesn't pick the child to answer questions anymore 😆

    • @Tential1
      @Tential1 8 місяців тому +11

      Ya... People forget this isn't new...

    • @kam2162
      @kam2162 8 місяців тому +10

      I knew when I was a kid that hiding under my desk in case of a nuke was ridiculous, but I was afraid of the coming Ice Age. But, turns out, that Ice Age was a walk in the park...I didn't even notice it. 😄

    • @shawnbaird4873
      @shawnbaird4873 8 місяців тому +4

      The In Search Of The Coming Ice Age program is always my " go to" argument when it comes to climate change. I just tell ppl to watch what scientists were saying then. One person who is vastly more educated than I am ( he's a college professor) told me that it's good science when they change their minds 😂

    • @nickrexroth2785
      @nickrexroth2785 8 місяців тому +3

      Paul Ehrlich is another good lesson. But yes the scare of global cooling and a coming ice age in the time you mentioned is funny to think about today.

    • @kim-xi1fp
      @kim-xi1fp 8 місяців тому +1

      😅 awesome

  • @meganbennett2144
    @meganbennett2144 8 місяців тому +32

    "I tested negative for pronouns, but positive for nouns" Literally laughed out loud at that one. Omg. JP, you have no idea how much I appreciate your humor & sarcasm!!

    • @kim-xi1fp
      @kim-xi1fp 8 місяців тому

      Same as that!❤

    • @sainathvaikuntham9651
      @sainathvaikuntham9651 8 місяців тому

      Oho, so you appreciate that humour?
      How about this humour.
      As most conservatives are religiously indoctrinated by the bible and everything,
      So according to you all climate change is a hoax but Noah's magical boat is hardcore scientific based real incident? 🤔🤔🤔

  • @semineil
    @semineil 8 місяців тому +42

    You earned a YT context box for this one!

    • @kam2162
      @kam2162 8 місяців тому +4

      That's how you know it's gonna be a good one!!

    • @innocentbystander3317
      @innocentbystander3317 8 місяців тому

      Fact Check: Not one prediction by climate-alarmists has come true. TrUsT tHe sCiEnCe!

  • @TomRipley7350
    @TomRipley7350 8 місяців тому +37

    “Do you ever wonder --“
    “Nope.” 😂

  • @johncoleman5388
    @johncoleman5388 8 місяців тому +5

    "Bill Gates, Klaus Schwab, Kevin Soros, and LEONARDO DICAPRIO." This lineup was hilarious!

  • @jasonschneider5293
    @jasonschneider5293 8 місяців тому +5

    “And what about Michael’s husband, Barack?” I can’t get enough of this. 😂

  • @k9hannibal
    @k9hannibal 8 місяців тому +171

    JP does it again 👍🏼🇺🇸👍🏼🇺🇸👍🏼🇺🇸👍🏼🇺🇸

    • @Hentai-Semite
      @Hentai-Semite 8 місяців тому

      On dec 3rd 1972
      49 top sciEntists met at Brown University(ivy league iirc) to write a letter to Richard Nixon to save us from the 100% coming ice age by covering the artic with sooth and melting it that way.
      (the same arctic that would cease to exist by 2014 according to Al Gore)
      One of the main pushers of the 1970ies ice age scare was John Holdren who later became Obamas global warming tzar.

    • @ginnymccarron6951
      @ginnymccarron6951 8 місяців тому +3

      It is brain scrambling. Great, isn't it?! 🩷

  • @Johnny-ek5xy
    @Johnny-ek5xy 8 місяців тому +1421

    I rather be a climate change denier than a climate change liar

    • @kohaiame2691
      @kohaiame2691 8 місяців тому +125

      Of course climate change exists! It's called spring, summer, fall, and Winter! Duh!

    • @et4615
      @et4615 8 місяців тому +18

      They're not talking about the weather.

    • @sherry4397
      @sherry4397 8 місяців тому +14

      ​@@et4615whew ! it's about time some one else is " thinking"...

    • @garycarpenter2932
      @garycarpenter2932 8 місяців тому +12

      @@et4615 okay, explain what changes should i have seen in my yard, the 5 acre pond in my yard and the extreme amount of woods this yard is connected to over the last 50 years?

    • @_Shadows__
      @_Shadows__ 8 місяців тому

      nooooo you must believe in the globalist talking about the CO² your car emits whilist industries throw tons of microplastics, carbon dyoxide, etc

  • @truthbomb3378
    @truthbomb3378 8 місяців тому +11

    I love the fact, that you can talk about serious and stupid issues like that in a comedy way. Thank you for making me laugh in such serious and stupid af times

    • @joelwells2169
      @joelwells2169 8 місяців тому

      Ever watched any Owen Benjamin he will keep you laughing as well during these ridiculous times

  • @NoOneYaKnow666
    @NoOneYaKnow666 8 місяців тому +6

    Hilarious and terrifyingly accurate at the same time!!! Well done!

  • @OZZY623
    @OZZY623 8 місяців тому +158

    You're always such a breath of fresh air. It give me faith that not everyone has lost their minds!. Thanks JP & God bless you.

    • @andrewclark3236
      @andrewclark3236 8 місяців тому

      Have a look at these shorts:
      Is there actually any evidence for climate change? ua-cam.com/users/shortspLVdV9jWfSo
      Why are we so sure about CO2? ua-cam.com/users/shortsjkz8d4ryg_o
      Are humans really behind all that extra CO2? ua-cam.com/users/shortsJ6zfWP4D1IM

    • @jakob7116
      @jakob7116 7 місяців тому

      You haven’t lost your mind if you refuse the extensive proof of climate change happening and will be happening? It’s crazy how in some countries (US) this is a political issue, not everything has to be left-right.
      It’s one thing to not want to do anything about it but to go and spread your lies to others, shame!

    • @erinbyrd5377
      @erinbyrd5377 5 місяців тому +1

      JP is the man

  • @benbricker890
    @benbricker890 8 місяців тому +45

    JP congratulations you get a context notification. You're doing something right

  • @Geneticspore
    @Geneticspore 8 місяців тому +2

    I'm honestly shocked that these people don't say that waves as they come up to the shoreline is the ocean level rising. Then when it goes back it's rapid lowering of ocean levels.

    • @kellysouter4381
      @kellysouter4381 8 місяців тому

      Either way we have to have solar panels 😊

  • @AuntyJack123
    @AuntyJack123 8 місяців тому +9

    I learned all I'll ever need to know about the earth and environment from George Carlin 😂 pretty sure I'm well ahead of the Idiocracy

  • @batmanforpresident9655
    @batmanforpresident9655 8 місяців тому +29

    "While the earth remains, seedtime and harvest, cold and heat, summer and winter, day and night, shall not cease."
    GENESIS 8:21.
    Don't worry, GOD has climate change under control!!

  • @foodieontour
    @foodieontour 8 місяців тому +61

    Excellent way of explaining the issue

    • @andrewclark3236
      @andrewclark3236 8 місяців тому

      Have a look at these shorts:
      Is there actually any evidence for climate change? ua-cam.com/users/shortspLVdV9jWfSo
      Why are we so sure about CO2? ua-cam.com/users/shortsjkz8d4ryg_o
      Are humans really behind all that extra CO2? ua-cam.com/users/shortsJ6zfWP4D1IM

  • @David-tt2mt
    @David-tt2mt 8 місяців тому +1

    They all self identify as 'lost souls', but are afraid to admit it.

  • @davidclark7584
    @davidclark7584 8 місяців тому +2

    Yeah living under water here in Florida for the past 20 years has been tough. Im so tired from treading water for so long.

  • @kellyford5903
    @kellyford5903 8 місяців тому +20

    “…as dangerous as we’re TOLD they are…” 🎯💥 Thank you, AGAIN!

  • @SATruthNow
    @SATruthNow 8 місяців тому +13

    Within any important issue, there are always aspects no one wishes to discuss.”
    ― George Orwell

  • @victoriousjoy9338
    @victoriousjoy9338 8 місяців тому +2

    Those U. N people have to be VERY careful with their iced beverages!! I mean, when the ice melts the drink will surely overflow!!! For the first time in history!!!

  • @OverYou-tr5ok
    @OverYou-tr5ok 8 місяців тому +1

    Rising sea levels that have stayed the same since the makers of ivory soap knew they could make ivory soap.

  • @TRC19999
    @TRC19999 8 місяців тому +43

    Me: 4 seasons exist
    Leftys: 😡😡

    • @t-rozbenouameur5304
      @t-rozbenouameur5304 8 місяців тому +3

      Righties - Trump best in history

    • @PepeToTheMooon
      @PepeToTheMooon 8 місяців тому +1

      @@t-rozbenouameur5304wut?

    • @goldbud2287
      @goldbud2287 8 місяців тому +1

      @@t-rozbenouameur5304
      Absolutely….Nobody been better in my 60 yrs….

    • @semineil
      @semineil 8 місяців тому +7

      ​@@t-rozbenouameur5304Certainly the best in our lifetimes. What's your point?? You lefties think Taylor Swift is the greatest musical artist ever.

    • @MakeAsylumsGre4tAgain
      @MakeAsylumsGre4tAgain 8 місяців тому +9

      ⁠@@t-rozbenouameur5304 I don’t even care for trump, but it’s fun to watch him live rent free in your heads 😂

  • @BURCH1776
    @BURCH1776 8 місяців тому +66

    Funny, good stuff.
    You knock it out of the ballpark every time. Keep up the funny it helps trying to get through all the garage.👍🏻

  • @Jan6thsurvivor
    @Jan6thsurvivor 8 місяців тому +2

    I can’t stop being killed on Jan 6th to even worry about dying from climate change..

  • @huarwe8797
    @huarwe8797 8 місяців тому +1

    Notice to landlords.. if your tennant identifies as they them.. double the rent.

  • @StarwaterCWS
    @StarwaterCWS 8 місяців тому +63

    A newspaper article from 1980 by “scientist” stated the Maldives would be inundated by one meter of sea level rise in “the next 30 years.” Today the rise is 4 cm.

    • @barleyeducated8714
      @barleyeducated8714 8 місяців тому +8

      No, no, no, no no. The sea level hasn't risen, the land has sunk from all the monies that has poured into the place since then! :P

    • @alpacaofthemountain8760
      @alpacaofthemountain8760 8 місяців тому +1

      It's almost like people can make mistakes in science. New physics concepts are being discovered every day. But if you look at the Co2 levels and global temperature rise, something IS off

    • @StarwaterCWS
      @StarwaterCWS 8 місяців тому

      @@alpacaofthemountain8760 nothing is off. They literally lowered temperatures during the early 20th century to make it appear temperatures have risen very fast. There is warming primarily coming from our oceans that appears to be driven by clouds. Not CO2. This warming is natural and is not rising as fast as they claim. Ice core data shows rapid warming in the past on par with today. Another fraud is global thermometer placement feeding into GHCN V4 in which our coldest regions have sparse to no thermometers. So it is like determining the average temperature of a refrigerator by placing most thermometers near the door, none in the freezer, and a couple in the vegetable bin… huge warming bias. The developers even discussed that and were gleeful they had removed the “cooling bias.” Not to mention in 1880 there were 200 global thermometers compared to over 7000 today the vast majority of which are located in urban heat zones where concrete raises city temperatures up to 8 degrees. Finally ask yourself a basic question. If it were solely CO2 as NASA and NOAA claim then CO2 ppm would be a global footprint raising global temperatures rather uniformily under their “correct theory” of CO2 radiative forcing but we don’t see that globally. The radiative forcing can not increase heat, what it does is scatter radiation and when there is cloud cover it remains under a blanket. Now you might be thinking, but why? Well, the IPCC former chair said CO2 had nothing to do with climate change and everything to do with changing the global economy. The current global economy is driven by the PetroDollar that elevated the U.S. Dollar to world reserve currency status and greatly enriched OPEC countries. Energy is vast wealth. By destroying oil and replacing the PetroDollar with green energy systems then US monetary dominance goes away and “in theory” each country on earth can develop their economies in a equitable manner.
      CO2 is great for humans as energy consumers and is great for a rapidly greening earth. Oil is Green Energy.

    • @RainbowSunshineRain
      @RainbowSunshineRain 3 місяці тому

      @@alpacaofthemountain8760 How do you knoe that’s not a mostake as well?

  • @arnoldlee2148
    @arnoldlee2148 8 місяців тому +45

    JP, nailing it as always. Thanks for the laughs. Keep on keeping on!

  • @glenbard657
    @glenbard657 8 місяців тому +29

    "The trouble with our liberal friends is not that they are ignorant. It's just that they know so much that isn't so." - Ronald Reagan

    • @FreshGreenMoss
      @FreshGreenMoss 8 місяців тому

      That's great , but when are you climate deniers going to offer up an actual argument ?
      I'm open-minded and interested in the arguments , but all I hear is mockery and nonsense.
      The sort of divisive nonsense the government wants us engaged in.

  • @antoniobacic5674
    @antoniobacic5674 8 місяців тому +1

    Firstly it was climate cooling, then climate warming, now climate „change“ (and what doesn’t change?).

  • @chrisresuta6675
    @chrisresuta6675 8 місяців тому +17

    "I wish they would've been dead."
    "Me too, cause then that would prove that we're right."

  • @amykatherine7451
    @amykatherine7451 8 місяців тому +15

    “ Do you ever wonder..? Nope”
    😂 I’ll be laughing for days!!

    • @CharlotteRivera-mx1lg4
      @CharlotteRivera-mx1lg4 8 місяців тому

      The weather can change but you can't change your gender you are what you are.

  • @gregstahl4666
    @gregstahl4666 8 місяців тому +8

    thanks JP for being a hilarious voice of reason! my cat and i watch all your videos and we crack up together ...even he knows stupidity

  • @jonnyfukyou127u27828
    @jonnyfukyou127u27828 8 місяців тому

    In the UK it's currently 20C / 68F with sunshine.
    When i grew up it was 8C with a cold wind, pissing down with rain.
    Not many in the UK is worrying about climate change, especially the older generation.
    More pensioners die from cold than heat in the UK.

  • @V1LL1N
    @V1LL1N 8 місяців тому +44

    OMG JP! Your best work so far - Im laughing my ass off to TRUTH! You're a gem!

    • @andrewclark3236
      @andrewclark3236 8 місяців тому

      Have a look at these shorts:
      Is there actually any evidence for climate change? ua-cam.com/users/shortspLVdV9jWfSo
      Why are we so sure about CO2? ua-cam.com/users/shortsjkz8d4ryg_o
      Are humans really behind all that extra CO2? ua-cam.com/users/shortsJ6zfWP4D1IM

  • @Exayevie
    @Exayevie 8 місяців тому +7

    Google: "send us feedback"
    Also google: "not that feedback"

  • @deanhunter1753
    @deanhunter1753 8 місяців тому +3

    I'm still wondering what caused the last ice age to melt and it was a time before industrialization

    • @099las
      @099las 8 місяців тому +1

      Dino farting

    • @Cumbernumb
      @Cumbernumb 8 місяців тому +1

      The earths orientation towards the sun shifted causing the large sheets of ice in the northern hemisphere to melt

  • @charliepiston3169
    @charliepiston3169 8 місяців тому +1

    The ruling class envision the Earth as a beautiful park for the exclusive use of themselves, their progeny, and a handful of useful, subservient retainers. To achieve this dream, they are become obsessed with the removal of all the ‘useless eaters’. And, as Niccolò Machiavelli put it, “The ends justify the means”.

  • @truthiscensored
    @truthiscensored 8 місяців тому +61

    The climate got so warm this year that it snowed in South Africa twice and it snowed in Colorado in June...
    Who would have thought?

    • @laszlopanaflex325
      @laszlopanaflex325 8 місяців тому +9

      I know!! I live in Colorado and this June was so cold, we didn't even hit 90 degrees until July where I am

    • @spacedebris566
      @spacedebris566 8 місяців тому +5

      That's global boiling for ya!

    • @linkplays2952
      @linkplays2952 8 місяців тому

      yep its definitely normal for the arctic to each 100F. literally 0% chance that climate change is happening because of humans

    • @bryanneal939
      @bryanneal939 8 місяців тому

      Lucky, i live in Phoenix AZ its 110+ june and july

  • @gclepine
    @gclepine 8 місяців тому +26

    This video is priceless😂😂 Thank you for such great humor!

  • @js4190
    @js4190 8 місяців тому +4

    I always felt like the giant concrete warehouses and asphalt parking lots that were built over existing farmland and orchards was warmer than it was before, but, whatever ever JP says with JC on his side, I'm all in.

    • @smerchly
      @smerchly 7 місяців тому

      the burning of our forests may open up an opportunity to mine the remains for ev materials. "They" know people are gullible , since 2020 approx.

  • @notsosilentmajority1
    @notsosilentmajority1 8 місяців тому +7

    You're the best JP. Be careful though, your common sense is scaring a lot of people.

  • @delaskae9769
    @delaskae9769 8 місяців тому +7

    Thank God they put up the link to the UN so I could get the real story!

    • @andrewbreese3037
      @andrewbreese3037 8 місяців тому +1

      Shame we can't report it as misinformation 😂

  • @GenXfrom75
    @GenXfrom75 8 місяців тому +99

    This was absolutely genius.

    • @hittitecharioteer
      @hittitecharioteer 8 місяців тому +8

      He is a rare talent. Fantastic video.

    • @andrewclark3236
      @andrewclark3236 8 місяців тому

      Have a look at these shorts:
      Is there actually any evidence for climate change? ua-cam.com/users/shortspLVdV9jWfSo
      Why are we so sure about CO2? ua-cam.com/users/shortsjkz8d4ryg_o
      Are humans really behind all that extra CO2? ua-cam.com/users/shortsJ6zfWP4D1IM

  • @justsomeguy2943
    @justsomeguy2943 8 місяців тому +2

    What scares me the most is that SO MANY people actually BELIEVE this drivel.

  • @deetee6953
    @deetee6953 4 місяці тому +2

    Why am I just finding you??? You are soooooooo on point!!!!

  • @crystalmckinney3151
    @crystalmckinney3151 8 місяців тому +10

    That unicorn hair is everything 😂

  • @nunyabeezwax1413
    @nunyabeezwax1413 8 місяців тому +308

    Fighting climate change is like fighting vampires or the Easter bunny.

    • @Hentai-Semite
      @Hentai-Semite 8 місяців тому +31

      I saw Biden fighting the Easter Bunny - and Biden lost.

    • @christophermorton3543
      @christophermorton3543 8 місяців тому +3

      You’d have to get by Santa first!

    • @user-pb2vo4pt3t
      @user-pb2vo4pt3t 8 місяців тому +11

      _"That rabbit has a mean streak a mile wide!"_
      From Monty Python and the Holy Grail.
      It's a British Documentary, so you know it's 100% fact!!!😁

    • @ggggloveking9419
      @ggggloveking9419 8 місяців тому

      They've gone extinct due to climate change

    • @ursusthewhite9824
      @ursusthewhite9824 8 місяців тому

      Run away! Run away!@@user-pb2vo4pt3t

  • @angelinatroiani4809
    @angelinatroiani4809 8 місяців тому +1

    Yes, evaporation occurs at the exact same rate as melting so you can't really see the effects.

  • @captainjack5529
    @captainjack5529 8 місяців тому

    My 7th grade science teacher told the class, when we’re his age, our home town will be 6 feet under water. That was in 1982, 41 years ago.

  • @PepeToTheMooon
    @PepeToTheMooon 8 місяців тому +56

    Just give all your money to us and somehow, we will change the weather and make it better somehow.

    • @l33tninja1
      @l33tninja1 8 місяців тому +5

      They want alot more than just your money.

    • @clogs4956
      @clogs4956 8 місяців тому +2

      @@l33tninja1starting with your firstborn, I suspect.

    • @Tential1
      @Tential1 8 місяців тому

      Tesla to the moon. I'm gonna get the solar stocks too now. Democrats give away free money. Just gotta be in the right spot to receive it.

    • @kam2162
      @kam2162 8 місяців тому

      They are already modifying the weather!

    • @tonytangianu3482
      @tonytangianu3482 8 місяців тому

      It's easy to fix the weather once I have all your ( everything you own) money. I'll lie and say that the climate emergency ( that never existed)) is now fixed thanks to me.

  • @nanvolentine9110
    @nanvolentine9110 8 місяців тому +3

    According to what I was told on the very first Earth Day, I should have beach front property by now. I'm still waiting!

  • @FieniX_
    @FieniX_ 8 місяців тому +1

    There is absolutely no chance that by 2030 people will own nothing. No chance in hell!

  • @fwMMVII
    @fwMMVII 8 місяців тому +2

    You know you're at the right track when they slap a context box on your video. lol

  • @bluestar84
    @bluestar84 8 місяців тому +5

    😄😆...sea levels rising🚨📢 let me run and buy that ocean front multi million dollar home 😂...Remember the saying "watch what they do, not what they say"

  • @danielfrazier7655
    @danielfrazier7655 8 місяців тому +34

    I love how the put the climate change “context” thing. Let’s break down the word context (con) to trick or fool. (Text) writing or message. Believe your fools message if you want… or think for yourself

    • @mgdarenz
      @mgdarenz 8 місяців тому +2

      You're joking, right? Con is from Latin. It's a preposition meaning 'together.' The second part of the compound word comes from the Latin infinitive verb 'texere.' The word in Latin is 'contextus.' So, con = together, and texere means 'to weave.' Thus, context is a transliteration of the Latin word contextus, literally meaning "to weave together." SMH.

    • @kam2162
      @kam2162 8 місяців тому

      When they put the context box there, you know somebody is speaking some truth.

    • @winstonchurchill5892
      @winstonchurchill5892 7 місяців тому

      When someone hasn't taken a single english class

  • @niekderooie
    @niekderooie 8 місяців тому +1

    I Think UA-cam unsubscribes me from channels it doesn't want me to follow.
    This is the second time i was unsubscribed without my knowledge and consent.

  • @ericchristen2623
    @ericchristen2623 8 місяців тому +1

    When I discovered a tattoo of the Mona Lisa on my kidney I just knew it was Climate Change!

  • @ericdubois5750
    @ericdubois5750 8 місяців тому +18

    One of the funniest skits I've seen😂
    Thanks JP!

  • @paulhornbogen980
    @paulhornbogen980 8 місяців тому +10

    I am clapping with both hands at this video is pure comedy art. I am mentally unstable is pure comedy gold. Love the wig😂

  • @jeffzimmer2433
    @jeffzimmer2433 8 місяців тому +1

    "I'm mentally unstable!!"
    "... And what are you mad about?"

  • @jamesbond8191
    @jamesbond8191 8 місяців тому +1

    The Pope just asked .. actually more of a command .. for more stringent penalties for those who deny the “climate crisis” and who don’t support the more stringent laws that will be enforced to “fight” against the rising temps and escalating “disasters”

  • @littlebuster36
    @littlebuster36 8 місяців тому +43

    Sometimes I just have to get away from the news and just watch you.

    • @andrewclark3236
      @andrewclark3236 8 місяців тому

      Have a look at these shorts:
      Is there actually any evidence for climate change? ua-cam.com/users/shortspLVdV9jWfSo
      Why are we so sure about CO2? ua-cam.com/users/shortsjkz8d4ryg_o
      Are humans really behind all that extra CO2? ua-cam.com/users/shortsJ6zfWP4D1IM

    • @ruthstorkel9627
      @ruthstorkel9627 8 місяців тому +2

      NEVER NEVER WATCH MSM

  • @krisley5178
    @krisley5178 8 місяців тому +9

    This video could NOT be any better! Perfection achieved Sir. 👍👍

  • @raphmarcotte7379
    @raphmarcotte7379 8 місяців тому +2

    Just what i was in need of!! After a shitty day, a good laugth show the way. Tank for being truthfull and a sarirical genius. Better to laugth than cry !

  • @odette8905
    @odette8905 8 місяців тому +1

    "Do you ever wonder..."
    "Nope."
    😂😂😂😂😂

  • @evilblackcat6357
    @evilblackcat6357 8 місяців тому +7

    Remember the 'hole' in the ozone layer and the doomsayers around that? Gee, that fell off the map entirely.

  • @aaronh8943
    @aaronh8943 8 місяців тому +5

    This is why we pay a carbon tax. It cleans the air that we polluted.

  • @helmeteye
    @helmeteye 8 місяців тому

    How is one suppose to trust "The Science," when one isn't allowed to trust their own eyes and ears.

  • @goonercestlavie
    @goonercestlavie 8 місяців тому +4

    Merci pour l'éclairage et l'humour JP

  • @AccordionJoe1
    @AccordionJoe1 8 місяців тому +3

    The Sahara Desert is slowly turning green, the result of a shift in weather patterns that is bringing more rain to northern Africa. For the first time in eons, millions of Africans are able to grow crops and feed themselves. So much for the evil effects of climate change.

    • @Aurora3242
      @Aurora3242 8 місяців тому

      A million years ago the whole of the Sahara Desert was an ocean, but then NATURAL climate change turned it into a desert...maybe it wants to identify as a rainforest this millenia, only Mother Nature knows for sure!

  • @CoolPapaJMagik
    @CoolPapaJMagik 8 місяців тому +72

    We should absolutely care about the health of our environment, but “climate doom” is just another part of the Antiwhite Narrative

    • @lightworker2956
      @lightworker2956 8 місяців тому +13

      Yeah, and many things that we do to "mitigate climate change" are actually horrific for the environment (electric cars, which leads to people strip-mining for lithium).

    • @TheArcturusProject
      @TheArcturusProject 8 місяців тому

      Cultural Marxism

    • @castaliafierce8466
      @castaliafierce8466 8 місяців тому +3

      Thank you for this comment

    • @BakerAnts
      @BakerAnts 8 місяців тому +4

      yep. Its great that this channel has a community of follower who can actually use their brains and I am very grateful for it

    • @michaeleconomides4054
      @michaeleconomides4054 8 місяців тому

      Exactly, notice the alarmists rarely mention China, India, or any non-White nations when discussing this subject. But Whitey has to stop breeding, traveling, give up his wealth, etc.

  • @SherlockSpiner
    @SherlockSpiner 8 місяців тому +3

    I like to imagine you walked into a party city store alone and bought all these costumes.

  • @TwoSparrows2525
    @TwoSparrows2525 8 місяців тому +1

    ““While the earth remains, Seedtime and harvest, Cold and heat, Winter and summer, And day and night Shall not cease.””
    ‭‭Genesis‬ ‭8‬:‭22‬ ‭NKJV‬‬

  • @spitfirered
    @spitfirered 8 місяців тому +9

    Excellent Video JP, You Are Truly A Very Funny Man And Thank You!

  • @anglosaxon5874
    @anglosaxon5874 8 місяців тому +3

    Yup. Every port has tide markers and the water levels have not changed for 200+ years.
    Proof are in the old photos and today.

  • @2TRUTH4SAUCE2
    @2TRUTH4SAUCE2 8 місяців тому +12

    It's like when the ice in my soda melts and then it overflows out of the container. 😂

  • @kevindavis1281
    @kevindavis1281 8 місяців тому +1

    🤣😳🤣😳🤣
    According to my grade 10 science teacher, we should have already become fish food.
    I don't understand why this hasn't happened already.
    Btw grade 10 was 40 years ago for me...

  • @beverleyswallow3596
    @beverleyswallow3596 8 місяців тому +9

    Keep doing what your doing 😂I’ve been fallowing your way befor covid and I love that you carry on telling the truth Xxx

  • @sonoftherepublic7737
    @sonoftherepublic7737 8 місяців тому +8

    Thanks JP! As always the truth you share with the sarcasm, makes others go “Duh”! 😂😂😂

  • @KINGOFMOVIES101
    @KINGOFMOVIES101 8 місяців тому +1

    Thank goodness that Schwab, Soros, Kissinger, and most of the richest are in their 80s and older. So hopefully the grim reaper takes them soon. Like sheesh.

  • @jasonfreed1083
    @jasonfreed1083 8 місяців тому +2

    "what about Michaels husband Barock" lmao!