I'm living in Venice right now. At my parents house. Cuz I can't afford the rent on the west side. They've built all these huge new apartment buildings and most of them sit empty while homeless people run around doing drugs and living in tents. It's insane
As a Californian born and raised in this state I thank you for speaking the truth of this states corruption but still keeping me laughing at the same time . ✌
That would be the difference between government and private. For private, not to function could harm whereas for government, to function would harm. And I'm not talking about victims.
@@1sinister80 Funny how that works isn't it? But you had better believe those government cameras work really well when they are not trying to hide something.
you mean to tell me that all of a sudden the only thing Hollywood makes is comic book movies and dungeons and dragons type crap and it's because there's pedophiles? Who would have guessed... Did you say: anybody who went to high school in the '90s? Comics and d&d are like how you end up a profile or something..
@@Whiskeybuisness a lot of people that would like to leave don't have the money to pack up in leave since they cant work, or don't have the hours they once did, they are literally stuck over there, which is a large part of the reason people say its a prison.
@Whiskeybuisness You’re a clueless moron that doesn’t know shit about California then if you say that Californians “let” it become what it is. You really embarrass yourself when you talk about things you do not know of.
@Whiskeybuisness What the hell... my reply vanished. /facepalm I’ve no idea why, as I don’t think I used any “trigger words” to upset Susan. Well, I’m going to keep this really brief, because I don’t feel like rewriting the whole damn thing now. Maybe I’ll expand on it later… For now, just look up what prop 187 was from the early1990s, and read about what the voters will was and what happened.
"Getting to pay the most to live in the worst conditions can only mean one thing. Im smart and our politicians know what their doing"😂😂😂😂😂 this made me laugh out loud😂😂
@page lewis They steal it, duh. Those billion dollars they get in propositions that they vote into place with their hacked digital voting machines go to projects that they set up with their crooked friends’ businesses as the businesses that get awarded the job/contract to use that money on the so-called construction or w/e is needed - they cook the books by charging waaay more than they actually use, and do shitty jobs, or hell, don’t even finish the jobs (like that long ass speed rail or w/e they said they’d finish going from san fran to san diego iirc).
I’m from Somalia welcome bro Somalia has 7,000 mile ocean coast line and have 2,000 mountain hiking zone Africa is big beautiful Continent But IMF banking and WHO also all the back stabbing by West and Asian country is what keeps Africa Down but welcome All just don’t Rape the Resources 🇸🇴
@@wiktorwektor123 politicians are actors. They do not decide ANYTHING. People need to realize the CFR , UN, Bilderbergs and others are in control of the political parasites. Above them are the real puppet masters and we will never know there names. U.S.A represents a corporation. The "President " is merely the CEO of the corporation. "Politicians " are Policy Creators. "Police" are Policy Enforcers. 2 party system is merely Divide and Conquer, illusion of choice. Trump and Bieden both admitted Zionists. Behind closed doors when cameras are shut off they are all friends laughing at us.
Ironically Detroit has received billions upon billions of dollars to clean up their habits and choose not to. Including trumps executive orders to funnel cash there.
@@conqueryourfuture6134 yup, I do not know how any Conservatives can still believe Trump is on "their team". Then do not get me started on Liberals. Then again Liberal doesnt mean the same thing as when I was growing up. I do not think anybody realizes that the majority of Americans are Independents. Last time I checked I believe it was about 30% Republican, 30% Democrat, and 40% Independents. Although it is difficult to trust any polls or statistics. Like FDR said, "Presidents are selected, not elected". People still havent figured out that every single President is repated to one another. Like George Carlin said, "Its a big club and you are not in it".
@@wiktorwektor123 Stop being an idiot. The whole government is corrupt. It is a _bipartisan_ system. How the _fuck_ do you not understand how bad that is? It's sad that it took over 200 years for Americans to finally start waking up and seeing that. We need a multipartisan system. Period. That "swamp" that we Americans speak of? Yeah, it isn't just the D-Party. It's _all_ of'em. And it's one _big_ fucking swamp. Democrats. Republicans. It doesn't matter. The _vast_ majority of our local and national leaders are corrupt, one way or another. Some of them, to the very core. From Trump, Biden, Obama, McConnell, Pelosi, Warren, and Harris, to Kavanaugh, Cruz, the Clintons, and many, _many_ more, there are increasingly fewer and fewer actual _good_ people entering the American political atmosphere, and even _fewer_ leaving it as the same people they entered as. Chances are, no matter _how_ good you are, if you enter American politics (or Earth politics rather, because it really doesn't matter _where_ the fuck you live), you are not going to be the same person down the line. Very few are able to fight back against the systemic corruption and greed. And the careers of those who try usually don't last long. Fight back too hard, and _you_ might not last long, depending on where you live and what your political views are compared to the rest of your party's. As for those of you saying we'll never know the names of the "true puppet masters" (ugh, that makes me cringe), you are also being idiots. The answer is right in front of us, and it has been for years, since the Robber Barons and before. We already _know_ the people responsible for our plights. And those people exist in literally _every_ industry across the free market. They are the CEOs and chairmen. They are the investors and shareholders. They are the rich and the powerful, who are dubbed "elite", and who send in lobbyists by the dozens, day in and day out, to get their way with policies and regulations that _should_ be protecting us, not killing us slowly and painfully. These are people like Patricia E. Vance and Strauss Zelnick, Bobby Kotick, and Andrew Wilson. These are people like Alex Gorsky and Ian C. Read. These are people like Tim Cook and Jeff Bezos and Dion Weisler. I name these people _not_ because they are rich and powerful though. I name these people because the practices their businesses use to _conduct_ business on this planet are actively, _physically_ destroying the world, and mentally torturing _millions_ of people worldwide, each and every day. These people aren't necessarily "evil", but they are not deserving of the positions they are in, and do not deserve to run _any_ sort of business after the _shit_ that these businesses and entire industries have been causing for decades. It is time that Americans, and more importantly, _people,_ start opening their damn eyes and seeing the Bigger Picture. It is time that we start fighting back against not only our governments, but the private businesses that have them in their back pockets. I am not against capitalism, just like I am not against socialism. I am against the _extremes_ of these systems, and right now, America, we are seeing _extreme_ capitalism at its fucking finest. It is destroying us. It is destroying everything. We need to grow the fuck up, stop dividing ourselves, and start being aware that there _is_ such thing as a common enemy. And I just told you who that enemy is. Do your own research if you need more to go off of. I advise you do. Edit: It shouldn't take a _kid_ to tell his people this.
I want to know what state you chose. I may have to leave at some point.. so sad for me. I was born here. My dad was born in San Diego....Calif feels like part of my body...:'( I am claustrophobic in AZ....my late parents retired to Lake Havasu City so I drove out there 3 times a year...I cannot do it. Too isolated, hot and dependent on A/C.
@@dig1272 Exactly. I moved to the desert from San Diego. I've been in a.c. since May! I hate it here! Can't wait to move back to the coast. California is beautiful.
@@HairyPixels I'm a native in Colorado and yes, a lot of people from Cali have been moving in lately. However, Coloradans don't like them at all so not really sure what Californians were expecting.
@@HairyPixels yes it's true, but not the entire state. I live outside of Denver and people here are still pretty conservative, including my own family.
Seriously, there is a serious case of idiocy in our country. Coming mostly from leftist democrats not understanding how civilized society is supposed to work. TRUMP 2020
That's the BEST part of 2020. Highlighting a problem will both elevate the solution and make it worse. It needed this exposure. Even some of the sheep are starting to see it.
As someone who used to live near Seattle - this is a REAL thing! So many people are employed to "support the homeless". It's literally billions of tax dollars but the problem never actually gets any better. Just more "work" and more tax money. Total scam.
Don't have time to watch the whole vid but I hope this is sarcasm I've lived in CA all my life and the erosion in our standard of living during my lifetime has gone down immensely....it's cratered, surpassing the national average. Someone like this character will probably be governor in 10 years.
My father was in the Navy and stationed in San Francisco 2 times, once in WWII, once in Korea. He loved SF so much he planned to move there or on the peninsula after he got out of service in 1954. Family circumstances and work prevented that from happening. He was administrator of VA hospital in our city 1959-1984 and told me many times how wonderful SF was and wanted to take me there. He never got to go back because of job responsibilities and told me to make sure to go and see it. He died in 1986. I never got to go out to CA and see SF. Last time I heard from friends that formerly lived there or visited what it was like now, I know now I never want to go. From what I have heard about what it is like now, I am very glad my dad is not around to witness the demise of what once was the wonderful town and memories of it my dad shared with me.
The "thing" that really worries me, is these Politicians have ZERO fear of being Voted OUT...it's like they have some sort of control over Elections...
The entire state is run by a huge political machine that watches over its own affairs. If anyone thinks that's too far fetched watch Hacking Democracy. One of the most terrifying documentaries you can find (no, it's not about the bogus Russian hoax)
Not really that conspiring .. allowing yearly influxes of illegal immigrants to vote, ramping up votes of convicts in prison, counting absentee ballots of people, who have already voted in another state, ... the next plan is to have 16 year olds vote, who do not even pay taxes
OOOOOooh people make so angry who still believe that if you take 4 months to have people stay at home with a very serious virus on the loose? Time LINE NOV 15 TO MARCH 15 WE SHOULD HAVE BEEN IN LOCK DOWN DUHHH were we ? DUH NO !!!!!!!! Then do this do that and can't make up their chicken plucking minds I was thinking a chicken should have given them a mind DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I just heard what I still believe and Luc Montagnier (discovered HIV ) stated also and looked for someone like him in March when COVIE went up 600% that the virus was lab made and needed a similar strain to sustain itself or die out Well guess what another studies plural from two well respected virologists one from China saying the same thing in fact they have proof of this Their papers will be out soon The virus did need a similar strain to continue and that was about 900 miles away from Wuhan they state so it died out there One of them is Chinese and she is getting suppressed by our country for MONEY and as long as these dummies continue following orders THAT WILL SAVE THEM HOWEVER IN THE LONG RUN DUH HELLO ? IT WON'T GOD THIS MAKES ME SOOOO ANGRY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Just moved from Santa Cruz a month ago after living there since birth. Most of CA has become so corrupt and expensive that it just wasn't worth it anymore. I'm glad I got to enjoy most of the natural environment and the beach while it was nice to be there. Just not worth it now. I'd rather live near a lake in the midwest and be around people that are less elitist/snobby then deal with another second of horrible traffic, corruption, and high rent in CA.
Just came back from Santa Cruz and it is hitting the nail on the head unfortunately what was a beautiful fun place when I was a kid is now littered with a homeless camps shit on the sidewalk and it’s just so very sad seeing what is being done to our beautiful state
@@Tina2aT Not true. There are many rock-solid wonderful people, they just aren't celebrities or social media heroes. They get up and grind it every day at work, raise kids to be useful adults, mow their yards, and carry the 40% of society that need some help, or are those useless whining spoiled crybabies you see in the news.
@@rockybalboa8378 idk wth you guys from USA think liberal is. But is not liberal like in economy. Here in Brazil we are growing as real liberals. Less State less burocraci less taxes. I mean we are not exactly doing it we just have more people thinking in that way.
@Mara A comunism is the next step in socialism but it never ends good even if it doesnt reach that stage. You have the examples in latin america, look at Argentina
My favorite part was the “make sure you vote the same way you voted in the state you left to make sure you bring the same problems to your new state.” Lol
You mean when you worshiped that small sect of pedophilie industry that catapulted USA to fame? 😝 Not everyone was on board with it thus why people had to shift the Overton window
I also approve as someone who lives in LA. For the last 10 years I've watched the people around me shoot themselves in the legs then blame the world around them for their handicap.
@City17.76 Maybe modest on that, but I don't have numbers in front of me LOL. But, I seem to have earned a TX card from a few people and some others inviting me. I am old enough to remember when Dems where pretty central. This stuff is crazy. I went from dem to repub to right leaning libertarian. My view is for the gov the stay TF out of my business and don't tax the F out of me. Guessing that makes me conservative these days LOL
@City17.76 Southern California was a desert and still would be if we didn't get all our water from up North. Los Angeles does need to cut its population down by about half at least. Me and about 12 other people close to me will be some that leave.
Being successful don' t happen by magic Success is dependent on the action or steps you take to achieve it. Show me a man who doesn't have an investment and I will tell you how soon he'll go broke Investment is building a safe haven for the future: with the right choice of investment that has at least 1% minimum risk and with an Expert guidance, profit and interest should be 700 guaranteed.
Yeah, it's called _populist satire._ Real tough code to crack. Average Joe Moron conflates simple truth with actual truth, and so he likes to hear it repeated in humor form. The roasting of crystal carrying new-agers was at least funny, but the redpilled stuff is just low-hanging fruit that lacks enough nuance to please the new 'woke' of the low class: Libertarians.
I think I am in denial as I live in a great smaller more conservative So Cal town and we do not have homeless people in our streets, but I am preparing...been decluttering my garage, doing home improvements, garage sales soon...want to prepare for the day I may have to sell my home..my older daughter and I will just have to explore another state or two by renting first....
Yup, So Cal resident myself and it has changed a lot. My area is fractured between liberals and conservatives. A lot have gone libertarian with all this vast splitting of parties. But the homeless population that used to be 0 has really grown in the last 15 years or so. Especially the last 8. I would love to see this state regain what it used to be, but I think I am going to end up leaving. You try to correct a misconception about Trump (even when I really didn't care for him) and it is a fight, there is a lack of civil discord.
@@gloatinggoat544 We have a push on recalling the current governor. But he is the nephew of Pelosi. I am starting to wonder how honest our elections are.
@@anoldladi Wow ! It's been a childhood dream of mine to visit LA. I'm not sure if I want to visit now. It sounds pretty sad tbo. Especially for the people that are homeless. Stay safe
Sacramento is disgusting now!!! I had to move away 3 years ago because it was getting so bad... I'm still in California but at least I'm not in that shithole called Sac anymore... lol
They take drugs because they're traumatised and unhappy living situation. (See Gabor Mate on YT.) They did experiments on rats in a cage. all got addicted to heroin. Put rats in happy place and they still took heroin, but none got addicted. Funny that. Addiction isn't the cause of unhappiness, it's the symptom.
@@evannaallen8881 I don't believe that rats in a 'happy place' didn't get addicted. We live in a time where almost EVERY piece of info should be checked to see if it's true or not. It's a pain in the butt, but that's how it is. Heroin is a highly addictive drug.
This all true. I lived in California's bay area for 20 years, left in 2019. The homeless has exploded. There are 160,000+ homeless & now with the fires there are whole families homeless. I lived 20 miles from San Francisco, the last time I went into the city was 2017 to a Giants game. Driving down the Embarcadero Roadway was horrific. It was SHOCKING to see homeless unconscious or dead laying on the sidewalks. I counted 29 & stopped counting. Trash & disposal needles everywhere. This is Nancy Pelosi district. She spends all her time harassing President Trump. Nor a care for the state or people she represents. SHAME ON YOU NANCY. I NEVER VOTED FOR YOU!!
I grew up in Marin and left when I was 21. I remember seeing an explosion of homelessness and noticed things started declining drastically. I used to bike into Sf and would be bombarded with people asking me for change or some ridiculous favor. I remember seeing all the needles and garbage back then. I can’t imagine how bad it’s actually gotten now. I’m so glad I left before it got worse.
@Z K Colorado should have banned the leftists from California moving there. The lefties ruining california are spreading their dysfunction to other places... look at Austin, TX, etc.
@@JeffCounsil-rp4qv Indeed you are right as the country turned away from the Bible and the light which means darkness. I am not sure you would believe the changes I have seen in the USSA since my childhood. It used to be safe and friendly...a dime would buy 2 large candy bars and jobs plentiful.
democrats want over-[population, more misery, and high rent / high taxes; the homeless trouble began about 2015 / 2016 ,..when DEMOCRATS decided to give "Drivers licenses" to "illegal" aliens,.. this DESTROYED JOBS, RAISED RENT to epic high levels, ENCOURAGED human trafficking / 9 people living in one apartment etc,.
Tim Kennedy brought him up when he was on Joe's podcast, let's hope that helps. He deserves to be on. Always raise voices fighting back against tyranny, comedy is the most effective weapon besides a bullet.
I would not be surprised if mandated fasting was next. I can already hear the Lefties out here parroting the "science" for it. Seriously, the sad thing is that it does seem like something I can picture happening with how these people have acted this past year.
SageJohan born and raised in San Francisco, born in 82’ and I luckily moved in 2017 and all the regrets I had are completely gone now, I moved to Olympia, luckily 60 miles away from the OTHER hell hole known as Seatlle, my politicians still suck but at least I can see mountains and forests and have already met some free thinking neighbors who don’t seem to hate god or me for my beliefs. RIP cali
All true except taxing ultra rich!!! Lets also remember California has compassion we don’t hassle homeless(needy) like rest of country and we have mild weather. This attracts the homeless! California is an absolute failure because of the inequality of wealth! Elites invest their money in real estate artificially inflating the cost of homes and living! Why They invest in California number one economy! When fortune 500 and elites buy tons of real estate we get screwed! This is a very good thing to tax rich as much as possible and if they leave great that will help bring prices down!!!! Taxing is to prevent wealth inequality rich people need to be taxed 70% like FDR did!!! Remember the fed prints the money they dont need the taxes! People are confused about this! Taxes just curb the wealth inequality and sure if the taxes get redistributed to help the needy, how is that a bad thing?
As someone who lives in California, I can back up everything that was said in this video as hilariously and mockingly accurate. All of our elected officials statewide ought to be tarred and feathered for the shenanigans they subjected us to with this bogus lock down and for good measure tar and feather the public health officers too.
Neal Hooper This dude lives in Oregon he’s filming this from Oregon what an ahole wait till he does a show down here I’ll download this and put a projector on the wall before people come in and see
Didier Favre Sometimes he is clever this time I think because of COVID-19 he’s not doing his normal routines on the road, Because he doesn’t have a real job he needs the money. This is just a click bait video, you can just type in leaving California and you’ll see hundreds of them or what I hate about San Francisco there’s no talent in this, hell I’ve had a guy from Croatia that admit it to me he’s never been to California.
@@illuforce okay? sure it is. But in my understanding every god damn politician who has big influence is corrupt. And there is little no no control on the voting. Votes can be thrown in the garbage or bought... there is no working voting system atm and I dont think there will be. IMO it doesnt matter how you vote. shit will happen the way money wants anyways.
@Randy Marsh Nah. Everyone are doing what they can to get what they want. Its not about color, ideology or heritage. Its about super rich, bending rules to get more power.
For “everyone” to be homeless, EVERYONE needs to be homeless- meaning the governor, politicians, celebrities, the billionaires, etc. . That’s equality. Otherwise, you’re standing in a breadline watching the politburo drive by in a limousine.
"Because of all the alleged pedophile rings in Hollywood, if they had to go to jail for as long as they deserved, we wouldn't have very many good movies to watch." Omg, the one liners in this one... so funny, sad, and so true.
I'm an ex-Californian, this video is so friggin truthful! My family came to California on a covered wagon, now we can't even afford to live there. This video is awesome.
@@luperamos7307 Well you could live in KY where they have Property Tax, Sales Tax, County Tax (the one you work in and the one you live in if so), wait till you get your water bill and see all those taxes. By the end of the day the $23 an hour seems like $4. Oh to resister your car. You pay 10% book value every year. So in ten years if you don't drive a lot, stay on top of the maintenance and treat it well. You bought it again. Welcome to your same old car. They break FAA regulations and rules at Lexington KY Int. Airport. The runway is not rated for 747 Heavies. But, the princes of Saudi can take care of the buy out price.
I'm living in Europe, France, and we are so progressive that our capital and many other big cities have a huge muslim majority, in less than 10 years we will have sharia law...
@@DantesDarkside I'm from Romania, a country in Eastern Europe that is looked down upon in kind of the same way as the South was in the US. We have no muslims here because we did't take refugees, our Churches are still full and respected and gender studies/critical theory is banned by law, so gender is not a "spectrum" here. The countries that honor their traditions are the future, hope you guys in France will find your way back to yours.
Years ago I was offered a job with the USACE in Sac. They told me how progressive they are, I told the hiring manager I was interested, all I heard was the Communist Manifesto.
JP is becoming less and less passive with his messages. This is probably the most straight forward he's ever been about his opinion In a video 😂😂. Holy s*** I've never gotten this many likes in mah liff!!!
So glad we escaped from California earlier this year. We're in Alabama now. Don't worry, we understand the link between California policy and the state it's in now and we will NOT be bringing that crap here.
California does not have any homeless people. They are urban outdoorsman.
😂 Perfect!
LMAO 😅😅
I thought they were out door enthusiasts if we are talking pc culture lol
There’s just one? I think you meant outdoorsmans.
Concrete campers
I want to immigrate to the United States when I move out of California.
LOL!!!🤣
Just please don't vote Democrat when you come.
Veeeeery good !
God bless .
@@concernedcitizen1607 I vote conservative. My family and I decided to stay and stand up.
@No Touchy we are conservative. We will vote that way anywhere we live. We decided to stay and fight for what we believe. Send prayers. Send ammo.
As someone who lives in LA, This video really hits home.
New Yorkers are feeling it too.
@Williamhaney86 that's California's game plan. Thought you knew.
Ditto on that
I'm living in Venice right now. At my parents house. Cuz I can't afford the rent on the west side. They've built all these huge new apartment buildings and most of them sit empty while homeless people run around doing drugs and living in tents. It's insane
@@bootscooty bro, California should give you a free place to sleep
As a Californian born and raised in this state I thank you for speaking the truth of this states corruption but still keeping me laughing at the same time . ✌
This isn't even comedy anymore. Don't get me wrong, I still laughed... until I started crying.
I feel UR pain, Brother. These 🤡 Clowns just ain't FUNNY anymore! ⏱ Time to LOCKDOWN the Circus!!
Even JP can't manage to make CA's insanity seem funny for those of us who are incarcerated there.
Ever watched or read Watchmen? I keep thinking of the Comedian these days.
Did the same up until the pedophile garbage. Then anger kicked in
I escaped that shithole in 2013, I thoroughly enjoyed this unil I remembered my friends and family still living there.
We left California and moved to America last year.
Yikes, that didn't land.
Lucky
Haa!!
😂👍🏼
I felt that. Here in what feels like a bubble that will burst at any moment
funny how the security cameras at a salon work just fine, but epsteins security camera "malfunctioned"
How convenient.🤔
That would be the difference between government and private. For private, not to function could harm whereas for government, to function would harm. And I'm not talking about victims.
Yeah the salon is a private company not tax payer funded so it and everything in it has to work or they would go out of business.
@@1sinister80 Funny how that works isn't it? But you had better believe those government cameras work really well when they are not trying to hide something.
@@alfrednewman292 Isn't that the truth.
"I'm living in the world's biggest prison" this needs to be updated because Australia definitely surpassed them now 😂
Nah. Just 2 cities. The rest is freeish
Australia after the Djokovic case is hated by a lot of people
I think California has a larger population I may be wrong
don't forget about Canada!
New Zealand?
If all the pedophiles were sent to jail, the movies would improve.
you mean to tell me that all of a sudden the only thing Hollywood makes is comic book movies and dungeons and dragons type crap and it's because there's pedophiles? Who would have guessed... Did you say: anybody who went to high school in the '90s?
Comics and d&d are like how you end up a profile or something..
@kajestro m. Very likely
Cold open: "Hi, I'm living in the world's largest prison. It's called, 'California.'" Priceless!
@@Whiskeybuisness a lot of people that would like to leave don't have the money to pack up in leave since they cant work, or don't have the hours they once did, they are literally stuck over there, which is a large part of the reason people say its a prison.
@Whiskeybuisness
You’re a clueless moron that doesn’t know shit about California then if you say that Californians “let” it become what it is. You really embarrass yourself when you talk about things you do not know of.
@Whiskeybuisness
What the hell... my reply vanished.
/facepalm
I’ve no idea why, as I don’t think I used any “trigger words” to upset Susan. Well, I’m going to keep this really brief, because I don’t feel like rewriting the whole damn thing now. Maybe I’ll expand on it later… For now, just look up what prop 187 was from the early1990s, and read about what the voters will was and what happened.
"Getting to pay the most to live in the worst conditions can only mean one thing. Im smart and our politicians know what their doing"😂😂😂😂😂 this made me laugh out loud😂😂
LMFAO!!! Yeap, I laughed at this one too.....He's a smart guy creating a satire out this abysmal situation.
Yeah we're getting screwed like the Palestinians by the lsraeIis huh?
It's not supposed to be funny
Things have gotten worse, since the making of this video.
And things have got even worser since you dropped this comment --- as a Californian's i support this Californian who supports that messages.
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Why?
Sad 😢
This isn’t satire...this is a documentary.
Wait! It's not??
This is Comedic Heroin!!
"They Live was a documentary"
-Roddy Piper
What does California's government do with the funds ???
@page lewis
They steal it, duh. Those billion dollars they get in propositions that they vote into place with their hacked digital voting machines go to projects that they set up with their crooked friends’ businesses as the businesses that get awarded the job/contract to use that money on the so-called construction or w/e is needed - they cook the books by charging waaay more than they actually use, and do shitty jobs, or hell, don’t even finish the jobs (like that long ass speed rail or w/e they said they’d finish going from san fran to san diego iirc).
I was gonna vacation in CA but Somalia seems the better choice.
I'm from California and maaaan that's oold.... but funny as hell🤣🤣🤣
Not funny man..
I’m from Somalia welcome bro Somalia has 7,000 mile ocean coast line and have 2,000 mountain hiking zone Africa is big beautiful Continent But IMF banking and WHO also all the back stabbing by West and Asian country is what keeps Africa Down but welcome All just don’t Rape the Resources 🇸🇴
Nah go there bro and visit skid row, it will make you never wanna move there lol
i hear they have pirates in somalia that koo
I’m Californian and that’s Amazingly accurate. I guess I’m not progressive enough because I believe our politicians are draconian.
You never heard of agenda 21 sustainable development?
No kidding. Why are we still here.
You are unbelievable right about everything. I can’t express in words how much I admire your personality and what you do. 🇺🇸👍🏾❤️
“It’s more Detroit than Detroit ever was.” 🤣 As a native of Detroit and a 35 year California resident this cracked me up. It’s SO true!
If you move to another state don't vote for Democrats, their policies destroyed your previous and current one state.
@@wiktorwektor123 politicians are actors. They do not decide ANYTHING. People need to realize the CFR , UN, Bilderbergs and others are in control of the political parasites. Above them are the real puppet masters and we will never know there names. U.S.A represents a corporation. The "President " is merely the CEO of the corporation. "Politicians " are Policy Creators. "Police" are Policy Enforcers. 2 party system is merely Divide and Conquer, illusion of choice. Trump and Bieden both admitted Zionists. Behind closed doors when cameras are shut off they are all friends laughing at us.
Ironically Detroit has received billions upon billions of dollars to clean up their habits and choose not to. Including trumps executive orders to funnel cash there.
@@conqueryourfuture6134 yup, I do not know how any Conservatives can still believe Trump is on "their team". Then do not get me started on Liberals. Then again Liberal doesnt mean the same thing as when I was growing up. I do not think anybody realizes that the majority of Americans are Independents. Last time I checked I believe it was about 30% Republican, 30% Democrat, and 40% Independents. Although it is difficult to trust any polls or statistics. Like FDR said, "Presidents are selected, not elected". People still havent figured out that every single President is repated to one another. Like George Carlin said, "Its a big club and you are not in it".
@@wiktorwektor123 Stop being an idiot. The whole government is corrupt. It is a _bipartisan_ system. How the _fuck_ do you not understand how bad that is? It's sad that it took over 200 years for Americans to finally start waking up and seeing that. We need a multipartisan system. Period.
That "swamp" that we Americans speak of? Yeah, it isn't just the D-Party. It's _all_ of'em. And it's one _big_ fucking swamp.
Democrats. Republicans. It doesn't matter. The _vast_ majority of our local and national leaders are corrupt, one way or another. Some of them, to the very core. From Trump, Biden, Obama, McConnell, Pelosi, Warren, and Harris, to Kavanaugh, Cruz, the Clintons, and many, _many_ more, there are increasingly fewer and fewer actual _good_ people entering the American political atmosphere, and even _fewer_ leaving it as the same people they entered as. Chances are, no matter _how_ good you are, if you enter American politics (or Earth politics rather, because it really doesn't matter _where_ the fuck you live), you are not going to be the same person down the line. Very few are able to fight back against the systemic corruption and greed. And the careers of those who try usually don't last long. Fight back too hard, and _you_ might not last long, depending on where you live and what your political views are compared to the rest of your party's.
As for those of you saying we'll never know the names of the "true puppet masters" (ugh, that makes me cringe), you are also being idiots. The answer is right in front of us, and it has been for years, since the Robber Barons and before. We already _know_ the people responsible for our plights. And those people exist in literally _every_ industry across the free market. They are the CEOs and chairmen. They are the investors and shareholders. They are the rich and the powerful, who are dubbed "elite", and who send in lobbyists by the dozens, day in and day out, to get their way with policies and regulations that _should_ be protecting us, not killing us slowly and painfully.
These are people like Patricia E. Vance and Strauss Zelnick, Bobby Kotick, and Andrew Wilson. These are people like Alex Gorsky and Ian C. Read. These are people like Tim Cook and Jeff Bezos and Dion Weisler.
I name these people _not_ because they are rich and powerful though. I name these people because the practices their businesses use to _conduct_ business on this planet are actively, _physically_ destroying the world, and mentally torturing _millions_ of people worldwide, each and every day. These people aren't necessarily "evil", but they are not deserving of the positions they are in, and do not deserve to run _any_ sort of business after the _shit_ that these businesses and entire industries have been causing for decades. It is time that Americans, and more importantly, _people,_ start opening their damn eyes and seeing the Bigger Picture. It is time that we start fighting back against not only our governments, but the private businesses that have them in their back pockets.
I am not against capitalism, just like I am not against socialism. I am against the _extremes_ of these systems, and right now, America, we are seeing _extreme_ capitalism at its fucking finest. It is destroying us. It is destroying everything.
We need to grow the fuck up, stop dividing ourselves, and start being aware that there _is_ such thing as a common enemy. And I just told you who that enemy is. Do your own research if you need more to go off of. I advise you do.
Edit: It shouldn't take a _kid_ to tell his people this.
I'm a born and raised Californian. This was so accurate it hurt. I left at 18, and it was the best decision. I just wish my family would get out.
I want to know what state you chose. I may have to leave at some point.. so sad for me. I was born here. My dad was born in San Diego....Calif feels like part of my body...:'(
I am claustrophobic in AZ....my late parents retired to Lake Havasu City so I drove out there 3 times a year...I cannot do it. Too isolated, hot and dependent on A/C.
@@dig1272 Exactly. I moved to the desert from San Diego. I've been in a.c. since May! I hate it here! Can't wait to move back to the coast. California is beautiful.
Oregon, not Portland though!
Same same
@@MysticHermit912 most of California is a desert. why would you move somewhere hotter? Plenty of space in PNW
We Arizonans are seeing the affects of this. Tons of Cali folk moving here. We have a saying here, "Don't California my Arizona".
You think they'll listen? Look at what happened to Colorado.
@@HairyPixels I'm a native in Colorado and yes, a lot of people from Cali have been moving in lately. However, Coloradans don't like them at all so not really sure what Californians were expecting.
@@berryorange5374 They've totally changed the politics of the state though. It doesn't matter if they don't like them, the state is now blue forever.
@@HairyPixels yes it's true, but not the entire state. I live outside of Denver and people here are still pretty conservative, including my own family.
@@HairyPixels Arizona is now a swing state as well, when it used to be Republican. Moronic Democrat voters never seem to learn.
Had to listen to, "makes us as loving and accepting as a spineless door mat" - caught me completely off guard and laughed my head off!
Worst part of 2020 was realizing how much everyone's become sheep. Government can't control, unless you let them.
SERIOUSLY👏🏻👏🏻 I’m with ya on this!
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Seriously, there is a serious case of idiocy in our country. Coming mostly from leftist democrats not understanding how civilized society is supposed to work. TRUMP 2020
The liberal sheeple problem is real.
That's the BEST part of 2020. Highlighting a problem will both elevate the solution and make it worse. It needed this exposure. Even some of the sheep are starting to see it.
This video has more gold than the entire state of California
Lmao true
"Homelessness industrial complex" I nearly spit out my drink.
5:59 I was hoping he'd say "... if they all had to go to jail for as long as they deserved... our jails would have a massive pedo problem!" 😂
DITTO! 🤣
Imagine they got organized "THUNDERDOME"
@@BrokeCanadian dont be silly how would predators spread fear if their in prison I Mean C'mon Guys. Corn pop is a bad dude.
As someone who used to live near Seattle - this is a REAL thing! So many people are employed to "support the homeless". It's literally billions of tax dollars but the problem never actually gets any better. Just more "work" and more tax money. Total scam.
I left California at my first opportunity! Thank you God!!
The dumpster in the background should have been on fire.
I have enough money for us to find that dumpster and set fire to it, i love setting fires!!! Ah christmas!! cnt wait for my birthday!!!!
@@4inaftermath454 My birthday is tomorrow.
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@@theguywhoasked5591 no it’s not, I think it’s June 15th Lollx no?
Don't have time to watch the whole vid but I hope this is sarcasm I've lived in CA all my life and the erosion in our standard of living during my lifetime has gone down immensely....it's cratered, surpassing the national average. Someone like this character will probably be governor in 10 years.
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As a Californian...
I approve this message!!!
:) This skit was funny. We need people like JP.
@Floor Roolf Damn right. Gavin is doing a great job.
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Lived in southern California for 35 years... I left and my life got significantly better 🤔
I'm 35 now and been here my whole life. Can't wait to find me a plot of land in another state and leave
Yeah, california was pretty cool back in the 80's
Funny how that works.
@FreymanArt probably somewhere else to continue the F up they did in California.
Ours got worse in Colorado. Thanks
My father was in the Navy and stationed in San Francisco 2 times, once in WWII, once in Korea. He loved SF so much he planned to move there or on the peninsula after he got out of service in 1954. Family circumstances and work prevented that from happening. He was administrator of VA hospital in our city 1959-1984 and told me many times how wonderful SF was and wanted to take me there. He never got to go back because of job responsibilities and told me to make sure to go and see it. He died in 1986. I never got to go out to CA and see SF. Last time I heard from friends that formerly lived there or visited what it was like now, I know now I never want to go. From what I have heard about what it is like now, I am very glad my dad is not around to witness the demise of what once was the wonderful town and memories of it my dad shared with me.
“It’s almost like our politicians are running a pyramid scheme... and we all know pyramids are the most stable structures” hahaha absolute gem!
Democrats have been running CA for decades.....
Mon P. California went insane post Pete Wilson...
I died hearing that. Best part of the video.
I Love that Quote. This needs to be printed on the dollar.
UNICEF: You can feed and shelter this starving Californian for just $500 a day
You mean 1500 a day
Ok best comment I have seen in a while
Brilliant!
LMFAO
LMFAO!
“She never meant to get caught. It was an honest mistake.”
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She was “set up”. Didn’t you hear her?
Her being a hypocrite doesn't bother me NEARLY as much as the fact that she threw the salon owner under the bus and is trying to destroy her life.
@@69zenos1 Fortunately, that woman had a go fund me campaign, and moved out of that overrated shithole of a state!
Such a beautiful sentence. :D
The "thing" that really worries me, is these Politicians have ZERO fear of being Voted OUT...it's like they have some sort of control over Elections...
The entire state is run by a huge political machine that watches over its own affairs. If anyone thinks that's too far fetched watch Hacking Democracy. One of the most terrifying documentaries you can find (no, it's not about the bogus Russian hoax)
"The people who vote decide nothing. The people who count the votes decide everything. It's enough that there's an APPEARANCE of an election." Stalin
Not really that conspiring .. allowing yearly influxes of illegal immigrants to vote, ramping up votes of convicts in prison, counting absentee ballots of people, who have already voted in another state, ... the next plan is to have 16 year olds vote, who do not even pay taxes
@mminkoff
Bud, those electronic machines will give them any result they wish. Things really went to hell exponentially once those came out.
It's called elections are rigged in California!
We don't have a problem with homelessness, our homeless community is thriving and swelling daily!
So if I want to go on a good camping trip I know where to go
OOOOOooh people make so angry who still believe that if you take 4 months to have people stay at home with a very serious virus on the loose? Time LINE NOV 15 TO MARCH 15 WE SHOULD HAVE BEEN IN LOCK DOWN DUHHH were we ? DUH NO !!!!!!!! Then do this do that and can't make up their chicken plucking minds I was thinking a chicken should have given them a mind DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I just heard what I still believe and Luc Montagnier (discovered HIV ) stated also and looked for someone like him in March when COVIE went up 600% that the virus was lab made and needed a similar strain to sustain itself or die out Well guess what another studies plural from two well respected virologists one from China saying the same thing in fact they have proof of this Their papers will be out soon The virus did need a similar strain to continue and that was about 900 miles away from Wuhan they state so it died out there One of them is Chinese and she is getting suppressed by our country for MONEY and as long as these dummies continue following orders THAT WILL SAVE THEM HOWEVER IN THE LONG RUN DUH HELLO ? IT WON'T GOD THIS MAKES ME SOOOO ANGRY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That homelessness industrial complex is thriving!
As someone who lives in Santa Cruz...this video is 110% accurate
Just moved from Santa Cruz a month ago after living there since birth. Most of CA has become so corrupt and expensive that it just wasn't worth it anymore. I'm glad I got to enjoy most of the natural environment and the beach while it was nice to be there. Just not worth it now. I'd rather live near a lake in the midwest and be around people that are less elitist/snobby then deal with another second of horrible traffic, corruption, and high rent in CA.
Dang that sucks, I love Santa Cruz.
I remember leaving LA to go to school up at ucsc and thinking… wooow… this state is fucked.
Went to school there and felt depressed being around homeless junkies Everywhere
Just came back from Santa Cruz and it is hitting the nail on the head unfortunately what was a beautiful fun place when I was a kid is now littered with a homeless camps shit on the sidewalk and it’s just so very sad seeing what is being done to our beautiful state
Your sarcasm is so concentrated, it becomes cathartic.
this dude NEVER skips leg day
Holy crap, that is Major League Soccer levels of ripped. I bet he can kick a soccer ball clear across the filed into the other team's goal no prob.
straight up tree trunks
I was surprised i had to scroll so far to see this, I couldn't believe how thick his thighs were lol
I was thinking the same thing.
Edema from too much cacao?
JP has a lot of anger in this satire.
A lot of JUSTIFIABLE anger, because California is America’s dumpster fire.
Uh, those are actual fires, not metaphor fires.
@Betty Blue The whole state is a dumpster.
Our entire country is a dumpster fire!!
@@Tina2aT Not true. There are many rock-solid wonderful people, they just aren't celebrities or social media heroes. They get up and grind it every day at work, raise kids to be useful adults, mow their yards, and carry the 40% of society that need some help, or are those useless whining spoiled crybabies you see in the news.
LOL iI am SATIRED.
As a Californian, I am sadly depressed by the accuracies in this video
California keeps voting liberal ....enough said, so sad.
Yeah me too.
@@rockybalboa8378 They are modern-day flagellants.
@@rockybalboa8378 idk wth you guys from USA think liberal is. But is not liberal like in economy. Here in Brazil we are growing as real liberals. Less State less burocraci less taxes. I mean we are not exactly doing it we just have more people thinking in that way.
Right there with you
I've been binge watching JP for the last day. I am in stitches! Everything is so TRUE!!😁
Socialism NEVER AGAIN
- From a fellow venezuelan
Well it looks like you need to off the politicians then
@Mara A comunism is the next step in socialism but it never ends good even if it doesnt reach that stage. You have the examples in latin america, look at Argentina
Useful idiots in the states would have you believe that it “wasn’t real socialism”
@Allahu Akhbar capitalism and high taxes? Thats socialism. Capitalism is all about lowering taxes
@Allahu Akhbar california is a socialist state, governed by democrats. You are proving my point
My favorite part was the “make sure you vote the same way you voted in the state you left to make sure you bring the same problems to your new state.” Lol
Oh, I'm sure most of them will!!
NT dear Lord No! All the Massholes moving to Maine...
@@chipsterb4946 YES! NH, too!!! They are ruining everything..... Very upsetting.
@I should be asleep hey the very name Texas means friendly but leave the political bs back home we got enough of the real stuff. Lol
#Oregon
I’m old enough to remember when California was the Golden State.
@@circesoul2218 There is irony there somewhere.
Yeah, growing up in Marin, I had a blast; I'm glad we got out in 2004 though.
@@HoldupnWatch I spent many years of idyllic same there. . These so-called people that did this monstrosity past +20 years to our California will pay.
Been a while....25 years.?
You mean when you worshiped that small sect of pedophilie industry that catapulted USA to fame? 😝 Not everyone was on board with it thus why people had to shift the Overton window
My boyfriend & I escaped years ago…. so glad we got out when we did! So sad, it was a beautiful place.
As someone who lives in California... I approve this message
I second as a CA resident.
I also approve as someone who lives in LA. For the last 10 years I've watched the people around me shoot themselves in the legs then blame the world around them for their handicap.
@City17.76 Just remember only about 4 million here to not swing left with many heavily left.
@City17.76 Maybe modest on that, but I don't have numbers in front of me LOL. But, I seem to have earned a TX card from a few people and some others inviting me. I am old enough to remember when Dems where pretty central. This stuff is crazy. I went from dem to repub to right leaning libertarian. My view is for the gov the stay TF out of my business and don't tax the F out of me. Guessing that makes me conservative these days LOL
@City17.76 Southern California was a desert and still would be if we didn't get all our water from up North. Los Angeles does need to cut its population down by about half at least. Me and about 12 other people close to me will be some that leave.
This is Exactly how CNN reports everything..😂
Nico El best comment today !!✌️✌️ i should know, am living in Los Angels 🤣🤣
I want to laugh, but then I remember, this isn't actually a joke. This is happening for real.
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JP has figured out the UA-cam algorithm and broken it.
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Yeah, it's called _populist satire._ Real tough code to crack.
Average Joe Moron conflates simple truth with actual truth, and so he likes to hear it repeated in humor form. The roasting of crystal carrying new-agers was at least funny, but the redpilled stuff is just low-hanging fruit that lacks enough nuance to please the new 'woke' of the low class: Libertarians.
As a person currently living in California this video was cathartic. Soo true. God help us
I think I am in denial as I live in a great smaller more conservative So Cal town and we do not have homeless people in our streets, but I am preparing...been decluttering my garage, doing home improvements, garage sales soon...want to prepare for the day I may have to sell my home..my older daughter and I will just have to explore another state or two by renting first....
Yup, So Cal resident myself and it has changed a lot. My area is fractured between liberals and conservatives. A lot have gone libertarian with all this vast splitting of parties. But the homeless population that used to be 0 has really grown in the last 15 years or so. Especially the last 8. I would love to see this state regain what it used to be, but I think I am going to end up leaving. You try to correct a misconception about Trump (even when I really didn't care for him) and it is a fight, there is a lack of civil discord.
You get the state govt you vote for. Vote for change. Or at some point, you will have to contend with moving
@@gloatinggoat544 We have a push on recalling the current governor. But he is the nephew of Pelosi. I am starting to wonder how honest our elections are.
@@lespaul36 i feel for californians. Gavin Newsome needs to go
“Ugh! They aren’t gonna leave even though they already are!”
JP: California is the largest prison
Australia: hold my vegimite
@@patriot6165 not by much and you can still move out of California to another state, can't move if the problem is nationwide lol
What...I thought it was FOSTERS---You know, "Australian for BEER" ? 😂😂
@@jebidiahnewkedkracker1025 🙄. Simpsons!
No one in Australia actually drinks Fosters
@@patriot6165 yea but Australia is a continent and more strict than Cali.
@@jebidiahnewkedkracker1025 vegimite is basically beer jam.
As someone who lives near the Capitol, this is 100% accurate.
I live in Brisbane Australia Pop:2.5mil and I've probably only seen a couple of hundred homeless people in my entire life..
LA sounds crazy !
@@scottyd2262 50, 000 in LA alone.
They turned Sacramento into LA
The smog is the worst it's ever been. And the bigger cities are bussing homeless people here..
@@anoldladi Wow ! It's been a childhood dream of mine to visit LA. I'm not sure if I want to visit now. It sounds pretty sad tbo.
Especially for the people that are homeless.
Stay safe
Sacramento is disgusting now!!! I had to move away 3 years ago because it was getting so bad... I'm still in California but at least I'm not in that shithole called Sac anymore... lol
"Its basically camping! People enjoying the wilderness..." And drugs.
They take drugs because they're traumatised and unhappy living situation. (See Gabor Mate on YT.) They did experiments on rats in a cage. all got addicted to heroin. Put rats in happy place and they still took heroin, but none got addicted. Funny that. Addiction isn't the cause of unhappiness, it's the symptom.
@@evannaallen8881 I don't believe that rats in a 'happy place' didn't get addicted. We live in a time where almost EVERY piece of info should be checked to see if it's true or not. It's a pain in the butt, but that's how it is. Heroin is a highly addictive drug.
What company supplies the tents-REI? Terrific advertising!
@@evannaallen8881life long florida man here can confirm...
@Jimmy O’Keefe me too.
Love your videos keep them coming, thx brother.
This all true. I lived in California's bay area for 20 years, left in 2019. The homeless has exploded. There are 160,000+ homeless & now with the fires there are whole families homeless. I lived 20 miles from San Francisco, the last time I went into the city was 2017 to a Giants game. Driving down the Embarcadero Roadway was horrific. It was SHOCKING to see homeless unconscious or dead laying on the sidewalks. I counted 29 & stopped counting. Trash & disposal needles everywhere. This is Nancy Pelosi district. She spends all her time harassing President Trump. Nor a care for the state or people she represents. SHAME ON YOU NANCY. I NEVER VOTED FOR YOU!!
And yet they still let millions flood into the country every year. Chinocrats have become a suicide cult.
I grew up in Marin and left when I was 21. I remember seeing an explosion of homelessness and noticed things started declining drastically. I used to bike into Sf and would be bombarded with people asking me for change or some ridiculous favor. I remember seeing all the needles and garbage back then. I can’t imagine how bad it’s actually gotten now. I’m so glad I left before it got worse.
Woa how dare you suggest that's Nancy's fault! That's clearly the fault of Trump, the Republicans, and the systemic racism that plagues America!
I lived in the east bay,, grew up there, moved in 05 to sac area I lived in Pinole.
@@jayhay2893 Your joking right?
Sadly, this isn’t really satire. This is the awful, terrifying truth.
@Z K Colorado should have banned the leftists from California moving there. The lefties ruining california are spreading their dysfunction to other places... look at Austin, TX, etc.
@@brentfeathers7004 What's going on in Austin?
@@gymnast2890 overrun by transplants from California
Many a truth (tragic as it is) is said in jest. Not sure who said it, prob. Willie Shake My Spear.
1/2 of it anyhow
LOL: "As loving and accepting as a spineless doormat"
Californication Gov is related to Pelosi I heard.
@@ChaplainBobWalkerBTh It's the Medusa's Step Son...
@@JeffCounsil-rp4qv with hearts turned to stone?
@@ChaplainBobWalkerBTh It runs in the family and adds a whole new dimension to "As Cold as Ice"... The Dark Ages are at our doorstep.
@@JeffCounsil-rp4qv Indeed you are right as the country turned away from the Bible and the light which means darkness. I am not sure you would believe the changes I have seen in the USSA since my childhood. It used to be safe and friendly...a dime would buy 2 large candy bars and jobs plentiful.
The thing is that there’s definitely someone in California who’d say these exact same lines while being completely serious. It’s tragic.
democrats want over-[population, more misery, and high rent / high taxes; the homeless trouble began about 2015 / 2016 ,..when DEMOCRATS decided to give "Drivers licenses" to "illegal" aliens,.. this DESTROYED JOBS, RAISED RENT to epic high levels, ENCOURAGED human trafficking / 9 people living in one apartment etc,.
I want JP on Joe Rogan's podcast NOW!
He's had an interview on BATGAP a time ago, but that was prior to all this corona nonsense..
Yes!
JP and JR
Spotify would probably just remove it like they did all the other good ones
Tim Kennedy brought him up when he was on Joe's podcast, let's hope that helps. He deserves to be on. Always raise voices fighting back against tyranny, comedy is the most effective weapon besides a bullet.
“It either makes her a hypocrite or me a moron, and I don’t think she’s a hypocrite.” 🤣
Classic Lol
So on point
If your kids are starving just tell them it's intermittent fasting.
Very Californian mindset. Excellent
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I would not be surprised if mandated fasting was next. I can already hear the Lefties out here parroting the "science" for it. Seriously, the sad thing is that it does seem like something I can picture happening with how these people have acted this past year.
I just spat out some coffee thank you for this comment 😂😂😂
Tell them its new type of Ramadan
The Homelessness Industrial Complex!!
Way. Too. Good. JP.
And on point.
Emily Liberty.
We dont call them "tent cities" anymore.
They are "off grid" communities.
Come on!
Sounds pretty green, actually
Actually its illegal to live on many places iff grid or to park a camper on your own land overnite. That's why we call them tent cities.
C’mon Man!
@@ethelmertz5052 I love that expression.
I'm Californian...this is just painful to watch D: I love my state, but watching it goes down the drain these last few years is just heartbreaking.
Me too. Im leaving. We sold our home and will be going to a red state as we are red voters
We sold ours as well, we are in the north, so beautiful, but no life for my kids, such a shame, these people have destroyed everything😞
Vote red
SageJohan born and raised in San Francisco, born in 82’ and I luckily moved in 2017 and all the regrets I had are completely gone now, I moved to Olympia, luckily 60 miles away from the OTHER hell hole known as Seatlle, my politicians still suck but at least I can see mountains and forests and have already met some free thinking neighbors who don’t seem to hate god or me for my beliefs. RIP cali
Alyssa Schollenberger come to Florida! Just remember the politics that spurred you to leave in the first place.
JP doing the Lord's work exposing these elite devils. Protect this man and God bless him❤❤❤
Yup. Pray for him. UA-cam has started to target his channel
God is truly busy working through all the people to cleanse his land,......cool😎🙏🏿
I left Sanjose at 18 and I have not missed a day of California yet and that's over 20 years ago.
This would be hilarious, if it was not true.
Crying right now
@Bob Geo um except for the people
You have absolutely refined this style of humor. The most fluid blend of humor and truth I ever did see 🙌🏼😎
Well said
Illustrating political absurdity by being absurd, love it!
beautiful sarcasm
Perfect satire
All true except taxing ultra rich!!! Lets also remember California has compassion we don’t hassle homeless(needy) like rest of country and we have mild weather. This attracts the homeless! California is an absolute failure because of the inequality of wealth! Elites invest their money in real estate artificially inflating the cost of homes and living! Why They invest in California number one economy! When fortune 500 and elites buy tons of real estate we get screwed! This is a very good thing to tax rich as much as possible and if they leave great that will help bring prices down!!!! Taxing is to prevent wealth inequality rich people need to be taxed 70% like FDR did!!! Remember the fed prints the money they dont need the taxes! People are confused about this! Taxes just curb the wealth inequality and sure if the taxes get redistributed to help the needy, how is that a bad thing?
As someone who lives in California, I can back up everything that was said in this video as hilariously and mockingly accurate. All of our elected officials statewide ought to be tarred and feathered for the shenanigans they subjected us to with this bogus lock down and for good measure tar and feather the public health officers too.
VOTE THEM OUT !!!
Who is voting them in over and over?
Thank you for your standing for us the people.You are appreciated.
Governor Newsom's new California slogan, "Save money on rent, live in a tent."
New York slogan as well.
Tax 'em till they have to live in a tent so you can control 'em is Gavin's motto.
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LOL governor YOU first!!! Who voted for that puppet!?!?!
you mean Batman?
Us: "JP, what do you really think?"
JP: *Engages beast mode*
Neal Hooper This dude lives in Oregon he’s filming this from Oregon what an ahole wait till he does a show down here I’ll download this and put a projector on the wall before people come in and see
@@peterpan8263 You've confirmed to me that he is clever
Didier Favre Sometimes he is clever this time I think because of COVID-19 he’s not doing his normal routines on the road, Because he doesn’t have a real job he needs the money. This is just a click bait video, you can just type in leaving California and you’ll see hundreds of them or what I hate about San Francisco there’s no talent in this, hell I’ve had a guy from Croatia that admit it to me he’s never been to California.
@@peterpan8263 I will be seeing his comedy show this Saturday in the Denver area.
@@didierfavre2356 Are you a Mississippi/Oklahoma Favre/Farve?
I'm an Oklahoma Farve.
As a long time Californian, I approve this message.
You are a ray of sunshine in all of this. Thank you for making me laugh!
Never seen anything so funny, tragic, and anger provoking at the same time.
J P or California?
@@anthonybruni1967 what he is saying
Funny
Californians, if you leave Cali, please, realize that you need to change how you vote. Learn from your mistakes so we don't have to suffer from them.
Why do you think it matters how anyone votes?
@@FREENAMEFTW There is a reason California is like this.
@@illuforce okay? sure it is. But in my understanding every god damn politician who has big influence is corrupt. And there is little no no control on the voting. Votes can be thrown in the garbage or bought... there is no working voting system atm and I dont think there will be.
IMO it doesnt matter how you vote. shit will happen the way money wants anyways.
Not going to happen unfortunately, wish it was so too
@Randy Marsh Nah. Everyone are doing what they can to get what they want.
Its not about color, ideology or heritage. Its about super rich, bending rules to get more power.
If everyone's homeless, no one's homeless. Solidarity.
True. Except there just camping
Lol
For “everyone” to be homeless, EVERYONE needs to be homeless- meaning the governor, politicians, celebrities, the billionaires, etc. . That’s equality. Otherwise, you’re standing in a breadline watching the politburo drive by in a limousine.
@@ultrablue2 No no no! one rule for peasants another for overlords only the peasants need be homeless while thanking us for solidarity once homeless.
@@ultrablue2 and even then... Americans are so dense they'd sooner fight each other for scraps rather than work together to sneak into the larder.
"Because of all the alleged pedophile rings in Hollywood, if they had to go to jail for as long as they deserved, we wouldn't have very many good movies to watch."
Omg, the one liners in this one... so funny, sad, and so true.
For a sec I thought your pfp was an ass bent over
Well, Netflix can always release more French films that "bring awareness to the issue".
If it wasn't for one of the most disgusting human beings in modern history, you probably would have never heard of Tarantino, Affleck or Damon
its not even worth it the movies are still garbage we should probably just do justice now
@@gc3kI'm guessing Weinstein?
“She didn’t mean to get caught!” 🤣🤣
Oh really??
It was like watching a CNN anchor after taking truth serum.
Don't defund the police, defund woke Hollywood movies.✊
"Homelessness industrial complex"
CLASSIC !!!
I like your username. There are so many people who don't understand that you can be a patriot and something of a hippie at the same time.
I'm an ex-Californian, this video is so friggin truthful! My family came to California on a covered wagon, now we can't even afford to live there. This video is awesome.
Come on to Texas I would love to have a US citizen as my neighbor as opposed to illegal immigrants moving in.
💯💯💯
@@pamvancleave1349 Be careful what you wish for.
@@luperamos7307 Well you could live in KY where they have Property Tax, Sales Tax, County Tax (the one you work in and the one you live in if so), wait till you get your water bill and see all those taxes. By the end of the day the $23 an hour seems like $4.
Oh to resister your car. You pay 10% book value every year. So in ten years if you don't drive a lot, stay on top of the maintenance and treat it well. You bought it again. Welcome to your same old car.
They break FAA regulations and rules at Lexington KY Int. Airport. The runway is not rated for 747 Heavies. But, the princes of Saudi can take care of the buy out price.
@@pamvancleave1349 fair but you do realise that not every immigrant is illegal right.
I just want to say as a gold prospector, its getting hard to be able to pan gold there lol.
I dare say, that dude most certainly didn't skip leg day.
It's got to be the vegan diet he is on.
for real though. massive legs. he's a brute. he's a tree.
I couldn't stop staring at them! I was mesmerized.
@@darrenC295 LOL.
Yeah where the hell did those come from. I don't remember him having huge legs
This would be hilarious if it weren't so soul-crushingly true.
I went there once long ago. I couldn't leave fast enough. On a trip to visit my ex's family
We’ve found the ONE dude who does not skip leg day.
Lmao 😂😂😂 thanks for the chuckle!
My eyes are fixed, these are some serious bombs
Thats what i was thinking !
Reminds me of my skater days. But I was huge legs with no arms. Now I am huge gut with flabby everything LOL.
Hahaha, comment of the week! 50 points Rich, made my morning!
Victoria State in Australia is the second biggest prison in the world
Not trying to be that guy... but that seems ironic with its penal colony roots. That said, you have sympathy.
Right after the US
Bigger prison ≠ More prisoners in country
@Ferdinand Vardas Avi is a Legend and the Mrs and I are already looking to move out, I think many people are
The first biggest prison is Cali
You have no idea. We're so progressive here, that we're going backwards. THAT'S real progressiveness.
I'm living in Europe, France, and we are so progressive that our capital and many other big cities have a huge muslim majority, in less than 10 years we will have sharia law...
@@DantesDarkside I'm from Romania, a country in Eastern Europe that is looked down upon in kind of the same way as the South was in the US. We have no muslims here because we did't take refugees, our Churches are still full and respected and gender studies/critical theory is banned by law, so gender is not a "spectrum" here. The countries that honor their traditions are the future, hope you guys in France will find your way back to yours.
@@sebastianbratu1502 I hope that too but I'm not very optimistic, this is almost irreversable unless they start to take drastic measures.
@@DantesDarkside yea, banning the stuff from schools would be the best and patriotic education
Years ago I was offered a job with the USACE in Sac. They told me how progressive they are, I told the hiring manager I was interested, all I heard was the Communist Manifesto.
"I'm smart and our politicians know what they're doing."
I died! 😂
I love the fact that a lot of liberals actually believe this
Don't worry, dead or not you will continue to vote!
The sad thing about this is that people in h California are probably watching this and thinking “Wow! That’s exactly what I was thinking!” lol
That’s exactly how I’m feeling
@@balenciimusic How do you vote?
Me too
Yup.
But still voting democrat. Shows how intelligent they really are.
"They're obviously the best in the world at what they do...according to them."
😳😅
Delivering reality with humor...dude you're best!
JP is becoming less and less passive with his messages. This is probably the most straight forward he's ever been about his opinion In a video 😂😂.
Holy s*** I've never gotten this many likes in mah liff!!!
NOW I’m watching ☄️☄️☄️
Here for it!!
I was thinking the same thing. It was almost weird, like that’s how strange things are getting that this guy is even spelling it out!
@Bob Geo lol what a spaz, brings in Israel no reason
I think because he himself is about to be a first time dad. That changes a person!
So glad we escaped from California earlier this year. We're in Alabama now. Don't worry, we understand the link between California policy and the state it's in now and we will NOT be bringing that crap here.
Hello my friend how are you
Hello
I escaped as well. Thank You God!
Are you in Hangout
As an Alabamian, thank you and welcome. Where at? Near bham?
"They're not going to leave the state, even though they already are." GOLDEN!
We need more people like this guy because he is absolutely 💯 correct!
“People are trying to get in [prison] just to have a little freedom.” Lmao
Dont forget Ben Shapiro and 70 of his employees now leaving
Smart guys
@Mary Teresa Joe rogan is a progressive which so funny he can't even stand the beliefs he believes in i love his podcast but he is laughable
@@christopherhodges1189 you say this,and liberals call him white supramacist...im starting to think he's just a fair guy
👋👋👋BYE👋👋👋
@divorcedme *toe