Ron White Golfed with Bill Clinton | Joe Rogan

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  • Опубліковано 18 бер 2019
  • Taken from Joe Rogan Experience #1268 w/Ron White:
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  • @Charlie_Rowe
    @Charlie_Rowe 4 роки тому +703

    Joe Rogan: Yeah he quit drinking. He looks slim and healthy.
    Ron White: Uh-huh. *Takes a drink*

    • @quill1260
      @quill1260 2 роки тому +1

      Ha. I saw that shit too Rico. That's was pretty funny.

    • @mikelary88
      @mikelary88 2 роки тому +6

      Fast-forward, Ron has now quit drinking and he looks a lot better.

    • @luthiervandros
      @luthiervandros 2 роки тому

      @woooooooh that’s a freakin pisser!

    • @buddhabelly16
      @buddhabelly16 10 місяців тому

      😂😂😂

    • @user-bp8ls7gn2u
      @user-bp8ls7gn2u 5 місяців тому

      😂😂😂👍

  • @teamthoth
    @teamthoth 4 роки тому +184

    "You can lead a dead horse to water but you can't make it drink."
    My fav Bush quote.

    • @jonkeau5155
      @jonkeau5155 4 роки тому +5

      charmaine684 I’ve heard that one said here in Oklahoma growing up, usually in reference to politicians and the truth 😂

    • @jaredrice4612
      @jaredrice4612 2 роки тому +21

      Mine is "fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice... i... ya ain't gonna fool me 'gin."

    • @awildsnorlax3075
      @awildsnorlax3075 2 роки тому +4

      @@jaredrice4612 "I know how hard it is for you to put food on your family." That one always gets me.

    • @cflo1386
      @cflo1386 Рік тому

      Lmao

    • @timforti
      @timforti Рік тому

      @@jaredrice4612 there’s an old saying down in texas, i know it’s in Tennessee, probably in Texas 😭😭

  • @jdemp1760
    @jdemp1760 3 роки тому +58

    "You conspiracy theory guys " 😂😂 Joe had to recover from that truth bomb.

  • @MTSPORTSCARDS
    @MTSPORTSCARDS 5 років тому +79

    Obama constantly apologized for America , I did not like being represtented as a POTUS by him, but I didn't cry about it for 8 years...I worked and raised my kids

    • @Xpistos510
      @Xpistos510 5 років тому +8

      GamerDad75 he should have fucking apologized. We illegally started a war against a country that didn’t attack us on false pretenses, and as a result, destabilized an entire region and killed hundreds of thousands of civilians.
      But Obama was a lying fraud. He didn’t keep ANY of his promises. He sold out to the elites and maintained the status quo. This is why I don’t blame people for voting Trump.
      We shouldn’t shame leaders for apologizing though. I’m all in favor for owning up to and rectifying mistakes. The only real debate is, what exactly should we apologize for?
      The parties, partisanship, and corruption on all sides is really why I just hate politics.

    • @TheStoney85
      @TheStoney85 5 років тому

      @@Xpistos510 and thank God he sold out the elites it needs to happen more

    • @phoenixmodellingphotography
      @phoenixmodellingphotography 9 місяців тому

      ​@@Xpistos510Now you hold it right there bucko, Obama did NOT sell out to the elites...I'll have you know that he was bought and paid for by the elites from the very beginning

    • @SKa-tt9nm
      @SKa-tt9nm 4 місяці тому

      Broadly, I agree with your premise. I hated every day of the trump presidency and was routinely embarrassed that he was our president, but I went on with my life.

    • @dkblack1289
      @dkblack1289 4 місяці тому

      You raised kids by training them that America can go kill other people and not apologize? You raised monsters then.

  • @jhackett3066
    @jhackett3066 5 років тому +257

    "Fool me once shame on you...but fool me can't get fooled again..." Gw

    • @jakemcbride7049
      @jakemcbride7049 5 років тому +7

      j hackett now that’s a saying I can get behind fucking good ol GW

    • @Darkpassenger2012
      @Darkpassenger2012 5 років тому

      j hackett I think his first words to the secret service after that speech was to ask them about The Who song....then he was grief stricken when they told him Keith Moon died. He could spell potato though,soooo...

    • @fractalspace1111
      @fractalspace1111 4 роки тому +3

      lol I honestly like how he remixed that old saying with a the who's lyric

    • @GraniteBees
      @GraniteBees 4 роки тому +6

      Don’t save her

    • @WillLoveStrong
      @WillLoveStrong 4 роки тому +3

      At least he's a fan of The Who.

  • @tommclarty17
    @tommclarty17 4 роки тому +15

    Ron White seems like a really good guy.

    • @erbfierro2810
      @erbfierro2810 6 місяців тому +1

      Yes he is! He's a TEXAN 🤠

  • @speedracer6294
    @speedracer6294 5 років тому +88

    Joe Rogan and the comic book version of history.

    • @FedorMachida
      @FedorMachida 5 років тому +6

      He's so stoned out of his mind that he has envisioned his own world history.

  • @ChuckD351
    @ChuckD351 5 років тому +67

    Clinton needs his own brand of cigars.. for obvious reasons

    • @danieldavila6281
      @danieldavila6281 4 роки тому +1

      I agree, they should be called “The Monica.” 😂

    • @nunyabusiness4904
      @nunyabusiness4904 4 роки тому +4

      Here at Clinton cigars each one is hand rolled and then perfectly aged in an intern's pussy.

    • @Mozart1220
      @Mozart1220 4 роки тому

      @DJC DJC Don;t you love how conservatives have "Clinton Derangement Syndrome"? At least we stick to criticizing the CURRENT GOP idiot.

    • @benrichardson834
      @benrichardson834 4 роки тому +1

      “In too deep” would’ve bee the name of them

    • @henilshah5830
      @henilshah5830 3 роки тому

      @D D just like Monica Lewinsky was

  • @pipersglenbb7086
    @pipersglenbb7086 4 роки тому +15

    When Ron speaks my phone vibrates! Lmao.

  • @lowlypeasant
    @lowlypeasant 5 років тому +441

    We are watching a guy tell a story about another guy telling a story about a guy telling a story.
    *edit anom

    • @AxeKick80
      @AxeKick80 5 років тому +18

      Hmm...and I just read your comment in which you told me about this. You told me the story of him telling the story of him telling the story 🤯

    • @anom3778
      @anom3778 5 років тому +1

      He actually told a story of another guy telling a story about another guy telling a story.

    • @Jitterzz
      @Jitterzz 5 років тому +3

      This comment thread is the best thing ever.

    • @hedgehogger7105
      @hedgehogger7105 5 років тому

      This guy can’t focus to save his life lol, I think he even said he needed an Adderall at one point on this podcast smh.

    • @jja1483
      @jja1483 5 років тому +1

      AxeKick80 double mind blown, the dark side of U tUbE, it's 2:35am☻

  • @yogiblair22
    @yogiblair22 4 роки тому +27

    Guys aren’t sounding too bright or savvy here

  • @akimboslice9867
    @akimboslice9867 4 роки тому +23

    Ron white has a golden set of pipes in his throat. what a voice, what a life hes lived

  • @Ease54
    @Ease54 5 років тому +47

    Politicians love golf because they can practice improving their lie.

  • @truetotradition
    @truetotradition 5 років тому +77

    Joe”tater salad” Rogan

  • @bradleyweiss7287
    @bradleyweiss7287 4 роки тому +12

    Father Ron!!! Right on. Saw him at Hard Rock in Florida and made me laugh most of the time

  • @computerbiscuit
    @computerbiscuit 4 роки тому +61

    The painting of Bill Clinton in Hillary's blue dress in Jeffrey Epstein's house................How about that that story.

  • @Theoutdoorsydad
    @Theoutdoorsydad 5 років тому +80

    Don't let this distract you from the fact that Al Bundy once scored four touchdowns in a single game while playing for the Polk High School Panthers in the city championship game versus Andrew Johnson High School, including the game-winning touchdown in the final seconds against his old nemesis, "Spare Tire" Dixon.

    • @andrewmckeown6786
      @andrewmckeown6786 5 років тому

      Dont get me started on Haden Fox🤘

    • @ricbradley5323
      @ricbradley5323 5 років тому +2

      You are right. I almost forgot.

    • @sdmfbastard
      @sdmfbastard 5 років тому +2

      @Lars Magnus Samuelsson Svenssonsenn Magnussvensamuelsson Thor who are you addressing?

    • @Natef89
      @Natef89 5 років тому

      @Lars Magnus Samuelsson Svenssonsenn Magnussvensamuelsson Thor it's self unaware, you unliterate dickhead. 😂

    • @nunya_bizniz
      @nunya_bizniz 4 роки тому

      Married With Children

  • @flyinghighagain1163
    @flyinghighagain1163 5 років тому +20

    Someone playing around with Bill, that makes a change.

  • @petermyers479
    @petermyers479 4 роки тому +26

    Clinton’s story about the Ferrari buyer is one of my all time favorites. And well told, of course.

  • @hospitalcleaner
    @hospitalcleaner 3 роки тому +16

    When I watch Ron talk I feel like I'm in a strip club

    • @UFOUAPMagnet
      @UFOUAPMagnet 2 роки тому

      Yeah, like a real dive one, 30 minutes from closing time....

  • @RickyT484
    @RickyT484 5 років тому +12

    That Clinton "story" is a street joke I've heard before. I'm not surprised Clinton told it as if it actually happened to him, but I am surprised that Ron didn't recognize it.

  • @unotweek
    @unotweek 4 роки тому +17

    Oh and how Joes narrative changed less then a year later about Clinton.

  • @weakbruteforce
    @weakbruteforce 5 років тому +7

    "Probably not..." Hahahaha!

  • @jonvia
    @jonvia Рік тому +1

    The way Ron says fuck at 0:56 is legendary

  • @andrewcushmansr2
    @andrewcushmansr2 3 роки тому +4

    These 2 have too much sympathy for Bill C.

    • @leischutte9179
      @leischutte9179 3 місяці тому

      That’s my favorite President … I’m a past bleeding heart liberal but grew up and now am an independent but even Republicans can acknowledge the economy was good under Clinton… which is something conservatives are genuinely usually better at than liberals… although both parties are irritatingly insisting that they are in such opposition and actually they both fall in the middle of the vast political spectrum that almost is able to be called a circle- the far left and the far right at the extreme polls of the political spectrum almost mirror each other and both are dangerous extremes we need to avoid. How the hell does over dramatized opposition between two parties in the center of the political spectrum in anyway benefit anything in America? Geez US!

  • @improvmaniac
    @improvmaniac 5 років тому +28

    In 2006 I was working for a wannabe congressional candidate in the state of Ohio. My candidate asked me if I wanted to meet Bill Clinton. I said yes in a nanosecond because my civics high school teacher had told us teenage zombies that if we ever had the chance to meet a President that we should take it. So me and my candidate drive up to Cleveland where Bill was to give a speech in a high school auditorium. We go backstage and security tells us that The President would walk in through the back door and shake our hands. They also told us to not ask questions and to line up and not interrupt the path towards the main stage. We wait in the back of the auditorium for about 30 minutes. Then the back stage door opens and in walks Bill and his entire entourage. The President goes down the line shaking hands and saying hello. When he gets to my candidate, my candidate says "Nice to meet you Mr. President", points to me and faintly utters "This is Sidney." Bill looked me in the eye, shook my hand and said, "Thanks for coming, Sidney", and continued down the line. The moment lasted less than 1 second. As soon as the Presdient was out of sight, we were allowed to return to the front of the auditorium to take our seats. Sitting among us was the entire African American community of Cleveland, or at least it felt like it. We had to sit there and listen to every Ohio politician running for public office give a speech. About three hours after shaking the President's hand, Bill came out and the audience exploded in adulation. They gave him a standing ovation for, what seemed, a full ten minutes. It was insane. Women were crying, and screams of "We love you Bill" could be heard all over the auditorium. I had never experienced anything like it. I was young. The President talked for about 20 minutes. Very moving speech as I recall. Then the speech was over and The President actually walked down towards the people in the audience. Everyone started rushing the stage to shake hands with The President. Women were crying and screaming as they approached the President. Meanwhile, I'm being pushed right towards the President and all I can do is extend my hand so I can shake his hand again. The President took my hand, looked up at me and said, "Hi Sidney'. I almost passed out.

    • @improvmaniac
      @improvmaniac 5 років тому

      @Josh D I was young! I was young, Josh.

    • @improvmaniac
      @improvmaniac 5 років тому

      @Josh D - I was young, Josh! I was a tadpole.

    • @stevenwolfe9085
      @stevenwolfe9085 4 роки тому

      I met George W Bush at a PA FFA State Convention in State College PA on the Campus of Penn State University and I was one of 300 FFA kids sitting on Stage behind him and Ed Rendell and Arlen Specter and Rick Santorum all gave speeches.
      This was 2005 and Bush was there to talk to us about Social Security and how it's a fucked up system for people paying into then and now and how its going to go belly up in the future.
      They had Secret Service dressed as FFA members wearing corduroy blue and gold FFA jackets trying to blend in to the crowd and snipers on the way top balcony watching all of us. We all had to fucking behave and not do anything stupid. Like you couldn't sneak out of your seat and pull the President's pants down or nothing. It was the first time I was ever at State College and the Furst time I was ever in the same room as a sitting President of the United States of America. And it was the first time that a Sitting President had ever spoke to our organization at public speaking event and was obviously the keynote speaker of our State Convention. It was kinda a big deal for the FFA in Pennsylvania and Nationwide. The following year he invited all of the State FFA Officers from all 50 States and US Territories to the White House for Dinner.

    • @schechter01
      @schechter01 2 роки тому

      @@stevenwolfe9085 Wait, the FFA still exists?

    • @stevenwolfe9085
      @stevenwolfe9085 2 роки тому +1

      @@schechter01 Yes it still exists and there's many active chapters in every state and its very active nationally.

  • @bamadeadhead
    @bamadeadhead 5 років тому +2

    6:58 Ron White: and open sores 👍🏼😂👍🏼

  • @clubredken13
    @clubredken13 3 роки тому +14

    Joe: When we think of leaders in history we think of decadence, and ppl feeding them grapes.
    Ron: And open sores and... wait what?

  • @AllAmericanDreamChaser
    @AllAmericanDreamChaser 5 років тому +7

    They call me "Tater Salad"!😂

    • @SonnyGTA
      @SonnyGTA 5 років тому

      Not anymore they dont.

  • @brandonisham6038
    @brandonisham6038 5 років тому +13

    The rapper was Travis Scott

  • @Kinuhbud
    @Kinuhbud 4 роки тому +7

    Will Ferrel's GW Bush special: Why am I the only one with a texas accent and that's not even where we're from!

  • @rocketscott
    @rocketscott 4 роки тому +5

    Jamie's got a solid W impression.

  • @priceyduwap
    @priceyduwap 5 років тому +179

    Why does ron white look like Alec Baldwin

  • @TheJustina102085
    @TheJustina102085 5 років тому +22

    Wait what? Obama didn’t read off a TelePrompTer!? Haha ok....

    • @landonic81
      @landonic81 5 років тому +4

      Yeah I laughed at that. Obama was all about the teleprompter.

    • @mikemartin8088
      @mikemartin8088 5 років тому +2

      Yes! What Joe meant to say was, "Obama was a great oral reader."

  • @jokerraton8183
    @jokerraton8183 3 роки тому +5

    Ron White correcting joe is a sight to see

  • @buddybonner9783
    @buddybonner9783 4 роки тому +5

    Rich as hell: you own a private golf course and don’t play

  • @ch35t3rd3
    @ch35t3rd3 3 роки тому +3

    05:38 - "Are you thinking about buying this car...?" - Now, that's a funny story.

  • @en3rgy187
    @en3rgy187 5 років тому +8

    Bill Clinton gives off an "icky" vibe.

  • @windjunky
    @windjunky 5 років тому +9

    5:47 Joes laugh makes me laugh

  • @DrewsThoughts
    @DrewsThoughts 5 років тому +22

    Well hate it if you want to but it sorta started all with Obama. Literally anytime someone said they didn't vote for Obama, criticized Obama, or just didn't like him they were immediately called racist and Nazis. I mean I voted for Obama the first time but I didn't the second time because I thought his first term was terrible. So obviously I wasn't racist for not liking the man.

    • @lawrencetalbot8346
      @lawrencetalbot8346 2 роки тому

      Yep I was going to say that. You make fun of Obama and you’re instantly branded a racist. Heck if you didn’t vote for him, you were branded a racist. He ruined our country

    • @terryhill4732
      @terryhill4732 2 роки тому

      Says you you even smell racist

  • @MrBKuv
    @MrBKuv 5 років тому +86

    obama, uh, was a great, uh, speaker, uh, and it had nothing, pause, to do with that, uh, thing in his ear, uh, telling him what to, uh, say. uh....

    • @jordanbryant5035
      @jordanbryant5035 5 років тому +2

      Lol

    • @salty_honky
      @salty_honky 4 роки тому +2

      Love it uh lol uh Obama was a uh piece of uh shit uh lol.

    • @Jasondirt
      @Jasondirt Рік тому +4

      Salty. policy wise he sucked but he was great at public speaking. He like Trump could control a room and have the entire crowd cheering it booing.

    • @18dnu
      @18dnu Рік тому

      Hahaha

    • @kennethschultz2407
      @kennethschultz2407 Рік тому

      That's the case with the excuse for Trump sounding like a perpetual toddler all the time

  • @bcoz6630
    @bcoz6630 5 років тому +17

    Ever wondered the difference between Ron and Joe on a comedic level. Well, now you don't need to.

    • @jacobbuchanan6076
      @jacobbuchanan6076 5 років тому +2

      They are both hilarious

    • @hedgehogger7105
      @hedgehogger7105 5 років тому

      Jacob Buchanan they are both horrible**

    • @vrsce0178
      @vrsce0178 5 років тому

      @@hedgehogger7105 And Hilarious

    • @davidpierce9949
      @davidpierce9949 3 роки тому

      Joe us more of a bad ass tho. I dont mean fighting, i just mean all the stuff he does: bow hunting, comedy, jui jitsu, announcing, acting and being the king of podcasters.

  • @lawrencecarver4233
    @lawrencecarver4233 Рік тому +10

    I'd be imbarrassed to admit I went golfing with Bill Clinton.

    • @SKa-tt9nm
      @SKa-tt9nm 4 місяці тому

      You know who’s embarrassed? Your English teacher.

  • @idiotsavant7276
    @idiotsavant7276 5 років тому +15

    6:30 well Joe, that because a US president is not a king...... one of the reason the US exists

    • @patrickodonnell9388
      @patrickodonnell9388 4 роки тому +2

      Are you sure about that?? The most powerful person in the world when President yeah like a king!

    • @vivek27789
      @vivek27789 3 роки тому +3

      Actually more powerful than any King or Emperor ever....People sometimes forget the sheer military and economic size and power of USA...Just imagine if one mad President of USA starts using the full military and economic power of usa for global domination like Hitler...pretty scary thought to behold bcoz even Hitler didn't have the nuclear weapons arsenal which currently USA has.

  • @400millionbymonday6
    @400millionbymonday6 5 років тому +9

    1:52 Joe peers deep into dark thick molasses memories trying to find the truth but ends up finding more than he bargained for..

    • @randpherigo9724
      @randpherigo9724 Рік тому

      More than he can accept.. Joe is Hollywood through and thru..

  • @weworks7811
    @weworks7811 5 років тому +34

    Bill “Two Blondes and a Brunette” Clinton.

    • @Ether165
      @Ether165 5 років тому +1

      Trump “paying hookers to piss on a bed” Trump

    • @jsquared1013
      @jsquared1013 4 роки тому

      @@Ether165 fabricated bullshit. That Hillary literally paid Russians for.

    • @eyespliced
      @eyespliced 4 роки тому +1

      @@jsquared1013 Got any proof other than alex jone's conspiracies? Cause your boy donald literally asked a foreign power (russia/kgb/putin) to dig up all the dirt on (h)Clinton they could in at least one stump speech.

  • @bdub8522
    @bdub8522 5 років тому +1

    Ron White has 3 extra vocal cords

  • @charger700
    @charger700 5 років тому

    Literally searched the internet for a whole two hours for just this one joke @5:43

  • @chiphalvorsen4252
    @chiphalvorsen4252 3 роки тому +3

    Even though we are directly opposed in some of our ideals, Joe is one of the best interviewers I have ever seen, heard but not yet met. Talent is Talent, but at least listen to his ideas, even if you disagree, might just learn something and no need to slam the guy personally

    • @tjwerntz3521
      @tjwerntz3521 2 роки тому

      Agreed. Today I learned George W Bush doesnt know how to spell pootaydoe. I wild hive assummed hi cid nut doe

    • @randpherigo9724
      @randpherigo9724 Рік тому

      you fall apart like a cheap suit...lol What a pus h over

  • @timcelmer6488
    @timcelmer6488 2 роки тому +7

    I have golfed with Ron white a few years back at a golf course called Indian hills riverside California. Great guy extremely nice didn’t realize it was him until near the end of the round. Wears an amazing hair piece.

    • @Opine101
      @Opine101 Рік тому

      That’s so cool! So you golfed with a guy who golfed with a guy who f$&@ underage girls! You’re awesome dude.

    • @timcelmer6488
      @timcelmer6488 Рік тому

      @@Opine101 blow me loser lol seriously

    • @Opine101
      @Opine101 Рік тому

      @@timcelmer6488 So we’ve got a complaisant golfing turd, somehow I should’ve known. Just admit you’d love to be invited to Epstein’s island. As long as you’re part of the in-crowd, you’d sell off any scrap of morality.

    • @timcelmer6488
      @timcelmer6488 Рік тому +1

      @@Opine101 I met the man in a random circumstance and you think I have no morals or I’m complacent? Idk man who is Epstein? The only Epstein I know of play a character on welcome back kottor a tv show in the 70s. I think you may have the wrong idea. Of who I am. Look have a good rest of your day and try to enjoy life. Peace

    • @Opine101
      @Opine101 Рік тому +1

      @@timcelmer6488 fair dues. You also have a good day.

  • @GreggCaserta
    @GreggCaserta 5 років тому +1

    Love these two. The buying a car, thinking about pussy line is an Otto & George bit.

  • @jeffwisener1378
    @jeffwisener1378 2 роки тому +1

    "Power corrupts". You really find out the character of a person when they become unchecked.

  • @mikeFolco
    @mikeFolco 4 роки тому +4

    Joe with the dubious historical analogies

  • @wesperkins290
    @wesperkins290 5 років тому +15

    The difference between Bush jokes and trump jokes is that every single comedian didnt do Bush jokes

    • @lambspeedpainting8307
      @lambspeedpainting8307 5 років тому +1

      because comedians had decency back then. Now... not so much. Its fashion to be speak out and rebel. what I don't get... is.. Clinton did worse then trump... and yet trump is the bad guy... love it! He said grab em by the cats meow... Clinton smoked em in the cats meow and she admitted to it and got a book deal over it!!! And his wife now wants to fill his shoes.... Twisted sisters.

    • @johnbull1568
      @johnbull1568 5 років тому +1

      I find it hard to believe anyone tunes into, for example, Colbert and listens to him drone on about Trump every night. I have my own favourite comedians but I'd be sick of hearing them every day, especially if I had to listen to them whine about the same topic for 2 years straight. . .

    • @joshlewis575
      @joshlewis575 4 роки тому

      Must be young, cause after iraq started every nightly show did non stop bush jokes. Just now people are so much more sensitive

  • @gdobservation
    @gdobservation 5 років тому +48

    You don't always have to go to the extreme to make your point like "Obama finished first in his class at Harvard." No record of that.

    • @RileyPPP
      @RileyPPP 5 років тому +6

      iirc, he graduated Harvard Law with some crazy GPA and set of accomplishments. Not first in class but still. Easy conclusion to jump to, especially if your job is to exaggerate stories.

    • @Avital4414
      @Avital4414 4 роки тому +10

      He was Editor in Chief of the Law Review (many reports that it was due to affirmative action).

    • @armadillotoe
      @armadillotoe 4 роки тому +8

      @@RileyPPP There is no record of that either. His college record are and have been sealed. Gee, I wonder why?

    • @eyespliced
      @eyespliced 4 роки тому +9

      At least he wasn't a vietnam draft dodger, we've got proof that Trump is one. My uncles were forced to go fight in that cesspool, while his pa's money got him off the hook.

    • @Kaddywompous
      @Kaddywompous 4 роки тому +5

      armadillotoe Give me a break with the stupid conspiracy theories. And yes his stewardship of the Harvard law review is a matter of record and you have to be pretty good at the school thing to achieve that.

  • @jessebowles5632
    @jessebowles5632 4 роки тому

    Lol @ the way he said Flying Fiddlers FUHK

  • @youtubedrifter5594
    @youtubedrifter5594 5 років тому +4

    This clip needs to go viral!!!

    • @SonnyGTA
      @SonnyGTA 5 років тому

      UGH! WHY!??!??

  • @clintonwagner5538
    @clintonwagner5538 5 років тому +43

    Has joe Rogan ever been on the loleta Express???

    • @sgsurge9642
      @sgsurge9642 5 років тому

      Clinton Wagner yes its in weiner listened to joes podcast all the time

    • @Kevin-eg1ko
      @Kevin-eg1ko 5 років тому +5

      trump has

    • @meepmeep3634
      @meepmeep3634 5 років тому

      @@sgsurge9642 what?

    • @sgsurge9642
      @sgsurge9642 5 років тому

      Meep Meep its in harvey wienstiens computer

    • @meepmeep3634
      @meepmeep3634 5 років тому

      @@sgsurge9642 what is?

  • @estradaj777
    @estradaj777 4 роки тому

    Great guest , love Ron White

  • @mikehoncho7033
    @mikehoncho7033 5 років тому +2

    That’s an old Jackie Martling joke

  • @rosemariebasham5422
    @rosemariebasham5422 4 роки тому +6

    "I believe man and fish can coexist peacefully" GWB

    • @teamthoth
      @teamthoth 4 роки тому

      It's a beautiful quote ✌

    • @Wgirl99
      @Wgirl99 4 роки тому

      That’s actually really deep.

    • @davidpierce9949
      @davidpierce9949 3 роки тому

      "If you're working hard to put food on your family." 😂 or some shit like that

  • @TheActright
    @TheActright 4 роки тому +31

    People get annoyed by Trump jokes because it's never ending, news 24/7 trashing Trump and his supporters.

    • @robjones1328
      @robjones1328 4 роки тому

      TheActright well they probably shouldn't suck so bad at their jobs

  • @michaelsix9684
    @michaelsix9684 2 роки тому

    Ron has such great stories

  • @1SqueakyWheel
    @1SqueakyWheel 4 роки тому

    Anybody else here get the feeling they're watching an April 1st taping?

  • @olebubby
    @olebubby 4 роки тому +3

    The “gonna buy a Ferrari but I’m thinking about pussy” line is actually a well known (in Nashville) and oft repeated bit of humor from Hee Haw’s Grandpa Jones...except it was a Cadillac dealership...

  • @riverjao
    @riverjao 5 років тому +15

    I didn’t like Obama but he was a good speaker. He could read a teleprompter with the best of them.

  • @patrickhaupt3678
    @patrickhaupt3678 3 роки тому

    When ever I listen to... I drink alone with nobody else totally think about ron white

  • @Wheeping-Angel
    @Wheeping-Angel 4 роки тому +1

    The wheel fell the fooook off!

  • @matthewmiller8758
    @matthewmiller8758 4 роки тому +8

    Did he just say obama didn't read off a teleprompter?? Thats all he ever did

    • @TrivoMarjanovic
      @TrivoMarjanovic 4 роки тому

      no clinton

    • @davymaky67mcc67
      @davymaky67mcc67 4 роки тому

      Idiot

    • @matthewmiller8758
      @matthewmiller8758 4 роки тому

      @@teresathomley3703 okay???

    • @teresathomley3703
      @teresathomley3703 4 роки тому

      @@matthewmiller8758 I tried to find this and delete my statement but I couldn't. I was trying to start an argument and I appreciate the fact that you didn't respond in an argumentative manner. I shouldn't have typed what I typed. Thanks and I hope you have a good day tomorrow and that you're safe.

  • @Wilburgur
    @Wilburgur 3 роки тому +22

    6:49

  • @JustinMeyers-Plasticmonument
    @JustinMeyers-Plasticmonument 3 роки тому +2

    Wish people put less emphasis on the way politicians talked and more on the results they produced.

  • @moe777moe1
    @moe777moe1 4 роки тому +1

    I never knew Ron White had Obama that far up in his guts.

  • @clayrauch9718
    @clayrauch9718 5 років тому +21

    LOL Obama the greatest president speaker. LOL he was always pausing and saying "huh, huh, huh" In between every other word. Ronald Reagan was a great and sincere speaker! Kennedy was also a great speaker.

    • @jefffawcett
      @jefffawcett 5 років тому +5

      hey troll, there are hundreds of videos right here on youtube showing how good a speaker he was. Try watching some

    • @triplecheesemac
      @triplecheesemac 5 років тому +2

      @@jefffawcett Yes I give that Obama was a great reader. When he goes off the teleprompter then he starts wanting to give kids umm umm a breathalyzer umm umm tests LOL

    • @dragnergrifeene
      @dragnergrifeene 5 років тому +1

      lol ua-cam.com/video/poz6W0znOfk/v-deo.html

    • @juddjohnson5200
      @juddjohnson5200 5 років тому +2

      Well, I dont think you are well, correct or well, very smart.

    • @clayrauch9718
      @clayrauch9718 5 років тому +1

      @@jefffawcett Troll. How am I a troll. How many times he pauses in his speeches? All the time.

  • @ericcrea6837
    @ericcrea6837 5 років тому +9

    Obama read the Irish prime ministers entire speech from the teleprompter. The ending was hilarious.. he introduced himself. Haha

    • @andrewmckeown6786
      @andrewmckeown6786 5 років тому +1

      Fuck! Is that truth??

    • @ovoxomcful
      @ovoxomcful 5 років тому +1

      What?! I'm on the hunt for that link now

    • @WestcountyWill
      @WestcountyWill 5 років тому +1

      That's not what happened at all! Brian Cowen recited Obama's speech right after Obama did due to a teleprompter error. www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1162976/Teleprompter-meltdown-Irish-PM-repeats-Obamas-speech--president-thanks-himself.html

    • @silver5866
      @silver5866 Рік тому

      If anybody finds it, pretty please come back & let me know the name of the video so I can find it too! I'm also looking, just not having any luck yet. 🤞🏻

    • @SKa-tt9nm
      @SKa-tt9nm 4 місяці тому

      @@silver5866it’s because it never happened.

  • @xweert711
    @xweert711 3 роки тому

    I just got an ad about Joe Rogan talking about Traegar Grills, and got confused because I was wondering how Grills had anything to do with Bill Clinton.

  • @potooleftl
    @potooleftl 4 роки тому

    Ron White one of the best ever..

  • @zachj6601
    @zachj6601 4 роки тому +6

    Joe skipped over an administration that comedians are/were allowed to make fun of.

  • @timeforchili
    @timeforchili 5 років тому +4

    Jesus Ron sounds like he could stroke out at any moment

    • @nunya_bizniz
      @nunya_bizniz 4 роки тому

      I'm surprised he is still alive.

  • @jamiebrown4335
    @jamiebrown4335 3 роки тому +1

    Just a little PSA: check out Joe's reaction to this joke now on the new Ron White podcast

  • @TestMeatDollSteak
    @TestMeatDollSteak 5 років тому

    I think Rogan was thinking of Dan Quayle, George H.W. Bush's V.P., who infamously misspelled "potato" during a televised visit to an elementary school way back in the day.

  • @supaman321123
    @supaman321123 5 років тому +5

    George W Bush had Lyme Disease and it affected him greatly. Lyme can affect cognition and short term memory.

    • @beurksman
      @beurksman 5 років тому

      I wish my Caipirinha had chronic limes disease

  • @MarkusHeimy
    @MarkusHeimy 2 роки тому +11

    Lost me as soon as he said Obummer was the greatest representative for the people. 🤦‍♂️

  • @halifaxmatt2024
    @halifaxmatt2024 5 років тому

    Interesting conversation

  • @bradholbrooks
    @bradholbrooks 2 роки тому +1

    Just say no to drugs kids.

  • @scottyd8
    @scottyd8 4 роки тому +5

    Reagan was smooth

  • @andersonsmith2821
    @andersonsmith2821 5 років тому +12

    He golfed with Bill Clinton. He basketballed with Obama, he baseballed with Carter, and he soccered with George W.

  • @webberdotson6746
    @webberdotson6746 4 роки тому +1

    It is well known that Obama did not do well without a teleprompter.

  • @Jagg61
    @Jagg61 2 роки тому +1

    Obama was quoted one time speaking to Biden. I need to learn to not need this teleprompter. Bidens reply, I need to learn to use it.

  • @classickmusik
    @classickmusik 5 років тому +34

    Joe "Hitler, Stalin, Mao, just should have been comedians" Rogan.

    • @bman6065
      @bman6065 5 років тому

      Hitler I could see that. Stalin not so much. Mao? Who knows I'm American

    • @msihcs8171
      @msihcs8171 5 років тому +1

      To be fair, things may have been better if they had been

  • @bigEratt
    @bigEratt 5 років тому +4

    It was Obama you weren't allowed to tell jokes about. Ask Jay Leno..and many others

    • @Darkpassenger2012
      @Darkpassenger2012 5 років тому +2

      For a while I've had a theory about that. Granted they were both aging and ready to retire; letterman and Leno quit long time positions on Obamas watch. I wonder if they were told not to touch obama and then said,"that's enough."

  • @zulumoonshine
    @zulumoonshine 3 роки тому +1

    I first heard that joke from George Carlin.And it was two black guys in a Cadillac lot.

  • @Ookaywow
    @Ookaywow 3 роки тому +2

    Did any one here realize Ron told this same joke on the most recent jre episode in the new Houston, red studio? Joe said Clinton was a hack.

  • @feds61
    @feds61 4 роки тому +15

    He was as smoothed and measured as a used car salesmen 🤣

  • @jurgenkinsman3657
    @jurgenkinsman3657 5 років тому +7

    Obama was smooth and articulate until his teleprompter broke, O-o-o-o-o-o-okie doke

    • @oreldm
      @oreldm 5 років тому

      Better than your boy Trump you TROLL

  • @deansapp4635
    @deansapp4635 5 років тому +1

    Obama couldn t talk for 1 min without a teleprompter

  • @jeffchandler283
    @jeffchandler283 5 років тому +1

    Google Obama with no teleprompter.

  • @gordonsmith5589
    @gordonsmith5589 2 роки тому +9

    BS Ron, Obama was ALWAYS reading off of a teleprompter 🤦🏻‍♂️

    • @kennethallen4484
      @kennethallen4484 2 роки тому

      No he wasn't i hated the guy as president. But these guys are right he was the most articulate speaker i have ever seen as president. And bill Clinton fucked a chick with a cigar. Hell i like both of them liberal ass holes and im a Republican lol

    • @kauan5684
      @kauan5684 2 роки тому +1

      Ur trippin

  • @RTD3
    @RTD3 4 роки тому +7

    No 57 states stories, interesting.

    • @jas9239
      @jas9239 4 роки тому

      RTD I love that people forget that..dude I worked with was like “well technically he’s not wrong because of the territories” 🤦🏻‍♂️

  • @johan2ofinlohigh791
    @johan2ofinlohigh791 5 років тому +2

    I'm so high rn I read "golfed" as Gol-fed lol

  • @philipargo
    @philipargo 4 роки тому +1

    You dance on either side of the line, Joe Rogan.