Who Can Hold Dark Soul's Great Sword of Artorias? - IGN Access

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  • @Sentinel-cc3lo
    @Sentinel-cc3lo 8 років тому +4640

    "You do not meet the required stat parameters to wield this item effectively"

    • @ironic1767
      @ironic1767 8 років тому +143

      Unless two handed

    • @unhygenicweeaboo933
      @unhygenicweeaboo933 8 років тому +49

      the other guy was a strength build not a dex build x_x

    • @tomd3098
      @tomd3098 8 років тому +8

      Parameters*
      Still, good one!

    • @Katzekaze
      @Katzekaze 8 років тому +6

      those guy clarly need to collect a lot more souls and level up strenght

    • @nicholastemplet1616
      @nicholastemplet1616 8 років тому +2

      DeadShot8899 going by Dark Souls 1 stat requirements... 16 strength, 16 dexterity, 16 intelligence, 16 faith

  • @Tokito935
    @Tokito935 6 років тому +9495

    0:36
    "I broke my arm a few months ago so i might pass"
    Oh boi, the irony

  • @uninconnu5844
    @uninconnu5844 5 років тому +6783

    He broke his arm ? Then he is perfect for this test

  • @chrislaws4785
    @chrislaws4785 3 роки тому +1844

    That sword isn't necessarily THAT heavy, the sword itself might only be 20lbs or so but because all the weight is out on the blade rather then closer to the handle, the torque forces on your wrists from trying to lift it from the handle could be making it FEEL like its over 100lbs.

    • @crisunjackalD
      @crisunjackalD 2 роки тому +171

      Exactly right. The forging process should have balanced the weight of the blade with the length and weight of the hilt and pommel, and placed it's centre of gravity in a way that the fore-hand can fluently pivot while the other hand rotates the blade around.
      Or it works on Dark Souls logic where you just slowly fling the blade from side to side. This is why a direct one-to-one replica from videogame to reality usually results in a nice display piece but a poorly constructed weapon.

    • @chrislaws4785
      @chrislaws4785 2 роки тому +89

      @@crisunjackalD Right, what LOOKS cool on screen on on a page isn't the same in reality. Most the time weapon replicas from games like dark souls or monster hunter end up being nothing more then giant, unwieldly paper weights. lol

    • @justsomeguy4260
      @justsomeguy4260 2 роки тому

      ok smartass

    • @LouSaydus
      @LouSaydus 2 роки тому +40

      that particular prop is over 60lbs, most of the weight in the blade.

    • @chrislaws4785
      @chrislaws4785 2 роки тому +10

      @@LouSaydus Possible, it just all depends on how thick the blade is and how much mass is in the blade.

  • @GlizzyNeutron24
    @GlizzyNeutron24 7 років тому +4551

    Unable to wield weapon effectively

    • @irocc
      @irocc 6 років тому +8

      300th like

    • @Julka-xk8cz
      @Julka-xk8cz 6 років тому +7

      @@irocc no its not because i unliked him mwuahahahhaaaha, you are not the 300th like

    • @rebelgreaser570
      @rebelgreaser570 6 років тому +3

      Wow 666 likes

    • @nullpoint3346
      @nullpoint3346 5 років тому +1

      I would like but it's at 888...

    • @EncarGil
      @EncarGil 5 років тому +2

      Yes, hahahahaha

  • @praisethesun9434
    @praisethesun9434 6 років тому +17865

    The first guy was a dex build

    • @TateWyatt
      @TateWyatt 5 років тому +127

      😂😂

    • @Sickticious
      @Sickticious 5 років тому +664

      Nah first guy didnt even know you could level stats.

    • @JohnDoeTheGoodGuy
      @JohnDoeTheGoodGuy 5 років тому +828

      More like a faith build, doesn't look like he's dexterous with anything, but he had the faith to try and lift it.

    • @floor4834
      @floor4834 5 років тому +7

      @Zig Zag 32464 lols in the comment section for me

    • @alphonsokurukuchu
      @alphonsokurukuchu 5 років тому +49

      He looked more like a cleric

  • @philbattiste9649
    @philbattiste9649 8 років тому +4409

    The true test isn't lifting it, it's wielding it one handed and doing flips while holding it (the Artorias way).

    • @rakeemhilliard
      @rakeemhilliard 8 років тому +19

      Phil Battiste 😂😂😂😂

    • @icevlad148
      @icevlad148 7 років тому +120

      Phil Battiste Artoriars is 2.5 meter tall at least though.

    • @jesusmunoz6213
      @jesusmunoz6213 7 років тому +53

      with your left arm

    • @mytha338
      @mytha338 7 років тому +79

      in the left hand, with a broken right arm.

    • @difflorddifferentials03
      @difflorddifferentials03 7 років тому +6

      couldnt of said it better Phil

  • @seanmijares4569
    @seanmijares4569 4 роки тому +1476

    0:12
    He's actually fighting ninjas coming in at mach 20 speed

  • @RedPlaystationController
    @RedPlaystationController 6 років тому +6244

    Cool, now press triangle.

    • @jeremybk54
      @jeremybk54 6 років тому +732

      if anyone can lift that sword one handed without issue, they deserve to keep the thing

    • @osiristheexile5457
      @osiristheexile5457 6 років тому +247

      What are you a dex build

    • @veelor4857
      @veelor4857 5 років тому +12

      Heck naw😂

    • @shawn4116
      @shawn4116 4 роки тому +67

      @@osiristheexile5457 As someone who basically always uses dex, I feel attacked.

    • @Hextin
      @Hextin 4 роки тому +32

      Triangle? Disgusting

  • @Kickflips22
    @Kickflips22 7 років тому +2889

    Didn't even praise the sun

  • @uninconnu3364
    @uninconnu3364 6 років тому +4543

    Good, now try Smough's hammer and maybe his armour too.

    • @slushyx2507
      @slushyx2507 6 років тому +74

      Ok now try the old iron king himself then see who's weighs more (°_`)

    • @isaacgaleao
      @isaacgaleao 5 років тому +77

      Havel's Dragon Tooth and the Shield would be nice

    • @Derpis03
      @Derpis03 5 років тому +17

      Then put on catarina armor

    • @user-xp9jo2rv3q
      @user-xp9jo2rv3q 4 роки тому +5

      Adam Zaizafoun icky dark souls 2 comment.

    • @alymata8123
      @alymata8123 4 роки тому +6

      He should try to lift up havels set with dragon tooth and shield. Then only would he really prove himself.

  • @aregularwhiterunguard
    @aregularwhiterunguard 4 роки тому +3617

    "That thing was too big to be called a sword. Too big, too thick, too heavy and too rough--it was more like a large hunk of iron."

    • @AngelosRitter
      @AngelosRitter 4 роки тому +187

      Its okay Guts..
      Remindsme of demon souls there was this dragonbone sword ehich was the same as guts weapon but bones

    • @Alaadassa
      @Alaadassa 4 роки тому +41

      @@AngelosRitter The dragon bone smasher, the best greatsword in demons souls by a long shot. And something I wish they would of added to subsequent soul's games.

    • @matejstemberk8110
      @matejstemberk8110 3 роки тому +13

      Where have i seen that

    • @mmaelite5334
      @mmaelite5334 3 роки тому +8

      Slave Knight Gael😶

    • @Haltboy
      @Haltboy 3 роки тому +60

      @@matejstemberk8110 Its the description of Gut's sword the Dragonslayer from berserk

  • @_sargentocoelho_4441
    @_sargentocoelho_4441 4 роки тому +9562

    "I cant do it"
    Artorias, Guts, Slave Knight Gael, and every greatsword wielder: *_Shame_*

  • @adonispepperonis645
    @adonispepperonis645 8 років тому +2638

    Let's try that again with Smough's hammer.

    • @lordcrunch2592
      @lordcrunch2592 8 років тому +110

      now try that with the fume ultra greatsword
      scratch that the smelter hammer, aka just a small truck

    • @kensylbay1634
      @kensylbay1634 8 років тому +28

      +Lord Crunch aka the drum stick

    • @lordcrunch2592
      @lordcrunch2592 8 років тому +40

      aka the chicken leg

    • @oibiboi607
      @oibiboi607 8 років тому +3

      +Lord Crunch no that's the Smelter hammer

    • @_grug__
      @_grug__ 8 років тому +1

      +Lord Crunch Mourn's Great Hammer, or however it's spelled.

  • @ManiaMac1613
    @ManiaMac1613 8 років тому +4543

    Should've equipped Havel's Ring

    • @brundain1
      @brundain1 7 років тому +104

      And a knights ring

    • @jessehawkins5239
      @jessehawkins5239 7 років тому +114

      And shouldnt have poured 100k+ souls into vigor and dex

    • @مؤمنهعمادالعمده
      @مؤمنهعمادالعمده 7 років тому +8

      ManiaMac1613
      Where can u get Havel ring

    • @goon8486
      @goon8486 7 років тому +12

      مؤمنه عماد العمده if you kill have Havel he drops it

    • @graham1158
      @graham1158 7 років тому +6

      Grim Soul not in dark souls 3.

  • @17jun1989
    @17jun1989 3 роки тому +905

    Scary to think how badass a Prime Artorias would be wielding it with his proper hand and with great shield.

    • @blaakheart8
      @blaakheart8 3 роки тому +35

      Please don't give them ideas when dark souls 4 comesout

    • @Zack-si9qr
      @Zack-si9qr 3 роки тому +60

      @@blaakheart8 you mean never?

    • @fedorustimenko3057
      @fedorustimenko3057 3 роки тому +9

      oh boi thanks for some mini-mod for DS idea!

    • @Jerry-cg9ni
      @Jerry-cg9ni 3 роки тому +2

      @@Zack-si9qr mods tho

    • @Half-Vampire
      @Half-Vampire 2 роки тому +3

      Even is his weaken state, he still wield it flawlessly even tho he is left handed.

  • @Jammil2477
    @Jammil2477 8 років тому +1600

    I'd like to see the mountain do the abyss watchers salute with it!

    • @erikaitsumi7198
      @erikaitsumi7198 8 років тому +3

      Omg yes

    • @snowylynx36
      @snowylynx36 8 років тому +23

      oh god. arm broken.

    • @Teldrasilian
      @Teldrasilian 8 років тому +4

      do youe mean with mountain gegor clegain from game of thrones?

    • @pug756
      @pug756 8 років тому +17

      +snowy lynx they rewuire at least 30 strength

    • @Jammil2477
      @Jammil2477 8 років тому +9

      Kuschellkrabbe, yes! I think that would be the only chap I know that could weild it due to strength and height.

  • @notbrandon721
    @notbrandon721 8 років тому +5030

    Cool, now do the aerial flip.

  • @ilovedragons123
    @ilovedragons123 8 років тому +1400

    Wouldnt the fact that the other guy's arm was broken would make him more like Artorious? ;D

    • @cinder8926
      @cinder8926 8 років тому +11

      Exactly.

    • @joeylittle2629
      @joeylittle2629 8 років тому +116

      Artorias just didnt want to blow his cover. I mean how else did the sword get there?

    • @matte5404
      @matte5404 8 років тому +71

      Its Artorias you filthy casul! Kappa

    • @ripperman25
      @ripperman25 8 років тому +7

      He would also need to be more like 8 feet tall...

    • @DianaHatter
      @DianaHatter 7 років тому +14

      Arterias

  • @aust6798
    @aust6798 4 роки тому +1029

    1:25 nice, now swing it like Artorias does

    • @phir9255
      @phir9255 4 роки тому +69

      It looks too heavy. One of the strongest athletes might be able to swing it with one hand but crudely without having full control of its movement during the swing

    • @whyarewestillhere8562
      @whyarewestillhere8562 3 роки тому +112

      @@phir9255 yes but no armor in the world could protect you from that, its a real life one hit!

    • @jagermeister6291
      @jagermeister6291 3 роки тому +89

      @@whyarewestillhere8562 imagine you walking down an alley and you get smacked with his sword

    • @whyarewestillhere8562
      @whyarewestillhere8562 3 роки тому +8

      @@jagermeister6291 Ok, why tho?

    • @jagermeister6291
      @jagermeister6291 3 роки тому +23

      @@whyarewestillhere8562 honestly idk

  • @MEGAmodric13
    @MEGAmodric13 8 років тому +361

    When your friend drops you a great sword and the start of your play through

  • @Lost_Evanes
    @Lost_Evanes 8 років тому +336

    That first guy had been leveling dex for sure.

  • @2Shkololo
    @2Shkololo 8 років тому +7765

    When your strength is 7

  • @maxvyros432
    @maxvyros432 4 роки тому +2372

    0:13 me when I'm preparing for a boss fight

    • @augustoaltamirano8522
      @augustoaltamirano8522 4 роки тому +56

      I would call that jojo pose

    • @corv6005
      @corv6005 4 роки тому +31

      didn't even realize he was doing that untill your comment, was too focused on the guy talking

    • @nickyinfinity347
      @nickyinfinity347 4 роки тому

      Yes

    • @rafaelmendes714
      @rafaelmendes714 3 роки тому +4

      Don't know if u're talking about the talking guy's clenched teeth or the warming up dude. Both fit perfectly

    • @lost9818
      @lost9818 3 роки тому

      same

  • @soulofcinder2129
    @soulofcinder2129 8 років тому +822

    good, now do the "Legion Etiquette" gesture.

  • @shehansoysa571
    @shehansoysa571 9 років тому +405

    the guy with a broken arm would be more more friendly because Artorias had a broken arm

  • @GameHunterDeathhunter
    @GameHunterDeathhunter 9 років тому +4808

    Now do it with you left hand only

    • @Daniel_C_Griffin
      @Daniel_C_Griffin 9 років тому +416

      +Game Hunter When we see and fight Artorias he actually holds it in his right hand. So not only does he hold that monster of a sword and wreck us repeatedly with it, he's using his weaker arm ^^

    • @TheAlison1456
      @TheAlison1456 9 років тому +118

      +Dan Griffin Well, his left arm is broken so it's not like he has a choice.

    • @Daniel_C_Griffin
      @Daniel_C_Griffin 9 років тому +79

      Unknow0059 # No, but that's my point; he is such a beast he us seems almost unfazed by having to use his weaker hand. I can barely write with my off hand, let alone swing around a claymore...

    • @MrTomkat030
      @MrTomkat030 9 років тому +71

      Artorias broke his left arm from slamming his shield in the ground to protect his friend Sif

    • @incandescentcenturion7246
      @incandescentcenturion7246 8 років тому +29

      +Dan Griffin - there is something called being "left-handed" where your left hand is your main hand. I'm guessing artorias was like that, and I am too.

  • @dudewswaggames
    @dudewswaggames 4 роки тому +685

    Also my Darksouls character:
    *Fragile and disfigured*
    "Let's swing this around with acrobatics like a wet noodle"

    • @mohandasjung
      @mohandasjung 4 роки тому +24

      Demons souls are stronger than steroids

    • @cyanspartan1757
      @cyanspartan1757 4 роки тому +4

      *Audible wheeze*

    • @Nim...
      @Nim... 4 роки тому +3

      @@mohandasjung Wait in the game demon souls game I agree that some enemies are demons but does Dark souls have any demons beside the old demon king. I'm not that familiar the entirety of souls so someone might correct me.

    • @mohandasjung
      @mohandasjung 4 роки тому +6

      @@Nim... In the "oficcial" lore all izalith monsters are demons summoned by the chaos, but in my personal interpretation almost every enemy in the series do have some demonic element, probably something about the soul and stuff.

    • @qazweriopkoilj
      @qazweriopkoilj 4 роки тому +2

      Real greatswords don't weight that much.

  • @lemeres2478
    @lemeres2478 8 років тому +4846

    Well, it looks like someone has 16 strength. Doubt he has 18 dex from how awkward he is.

    • @r.z.x.p2594
      @r.z.x.p2594 8 років тому +39

      xD

    • @clickpwn
      @clickpwn 8 років тому +128

      he two handed it tho

    • @Toughguygames
      @Toughguygames 8 років тому +81

      meh he still struggld probably has like 16 or 17 strengthid honesly be terrified of the human in our world who could wield that blade though

    • @akumakazenoryu
      @akumakazenoryu 8 років тому +6

      i for sure can... you got to have the right body size... 2 meters tall... 110 kg... MMA trained also i did kenjutsu so im used to swords of coruse Katanas and Daitos aren't as heavy but i know how the sword will react to swings and parrys

    • @Frankthegb
      @Frankthegb 8 років тому +95

      +Callsign ULFR And I'm a Russian-trained army seal.

  • @drewwilson9938
    @drewwilson9938 4 роки тому +7463

    “It’s one of the most iconic weapons in the dark souls games”
    Me: *laughs in moonlight*

    • @BigBoss1982
      @BigBoss1982 4 роки тому +280

      Well it is most iconic. BTW Artorias is the best boss/character in whole Dark Souls universum.

    • @thiscommonsinkt3367
      @thiscommonsinkt3367 4 роки тому +440

      @@BigBoss1982
      An Arguable Statement. But as an honest and personal opinion. I respect that

    • @carlosg8103
      @carlosg8103 4 роки тому +183

      @@BigBoss1982 cough cough nameless king cough cough ludwig cough cough

    • @rohanbhuckory1297
      @rohanbhuckory1297 4 роки тому +197

      Carlos G cough cough Slave Knight Gael

    • @Iukyn
      @Iukyn 4 роки тому +36

      @@BigBoss1982 Boss? Sure. Character? No.

  • @Xyphyri
    @Xyphyri 8 років тому +1276

    Insufficient strength to wield this weapon.

    • @chicanso1032
      @chicanso1032 6 років тому

      wops

    • @jacksypher3403
      @jacksypher3403 6 років тому +16

      He can wield it two handed but he still needs a couple more levels

    • @James-bn5eb
      @James-bn5eb 6 років тому +6

      Equip the Knights Ring

  • @blackirontarkus3156
    @blackirontarkus3156 4 роки тому +194

    In DS3, Artorias’ greatsword is basically an ultra greatsword since it’s weight is 11.5 pounds. We have to get professional Strongmen to not only wield it, but use it as well. Would be nice to see Brian Shaw and Hafthor swinging that thing around.

    • @proboz
      @proboz 4 роки тому +12

      Strongman? I see you're a man of culture. They could easily swing this badboy, which is appropriate since they're about the same comparable size to Artorias vs the player. Not sure they could somersault though lol

    • @Conehead55
      @Conehead55 3 роки тому +1

      Yesss I’m glad this comment is here

    • @Ryullious
      @Ryullious 3 роки тому +4

      Wait, it's only about 12 pounds? How are they having so much trouble?

    • @joejoestar5036
      @joejoestar5036 3 роки тому +3

      @@Ryullious no actualy is 48 pound

    • @monkeydimension472
      @monkeydimension472 3 роки тому +14

      @@Ryullious because of the length. You need a lot of wrist strength to pull the blade up

  • @hvnn5093
    @hvnn5093 8 років тому +2487

    Strength Requierd ahead

    • @ajbolt7
      @ajbolt7 8 років тому +67

      Therefore try two-handing

    • @aleahfunk6648
      @aleahfunk6648 8 років тому +29

      Grammar required ahead.

    • @ajbolt7
      @ajbolt7 8 років тому +28

      Aleah Funk In short now the real fight begins

    • @Gutten111
      @Gutten111 8 років тому +52

      Try finger but hole

    • @crabbypatty10fefrefe
      @crabbypatty10fefrefe 8 років тому +33

      Hurray For Pointless

  • @DigitalImmortality
    @DigitalImmortality 8 років тому +2905

    Stop levelling dexterity, casuls

    • @Shadow_Dragon55
      @Shadow_Dragon55 8 років тому +6

      awwww yeah xD

    • @Argyleexe
      @Argyleexe 7 років тому +20

      Чак Норрис they level Dex cause they main the baller swag sword

    • @Ace-by6jy
      @Ace-by6jy 7 років тому +1

      Oswald who's Mr pop

    • @TheOsirin
      @TheOsirin 7 років тому +18

      Dex>strength now I w8 4 h8

    • @Ace-by6jy
      @Ace-by6jy 7 років тому +5

      Oswald lol you deleted your comment

  • @johstybach
    @johstybach 8 років тому +759

    Hold it in your off hand and do a summersault. Have fun.

    • @tomd3098
      @tomd3098 8 років тому +18

      Summer salt *

    • @ShiningDarknes
      @ShiningDarknes 8 років тому +36

      "Rolling required ahead."

    • @GeneralTaco155555a
      @GeneralTaco155555a 8 років тому +1

      Johsty Bach the off hand thing is a myth. The cover art isn't an accurate depiction of any character.

    • @controlcore1
      @controlcore1 7 років тому +3

      dks2 says in it's description that all the people who wielded it were left handed
      so he was left handed

    • @thatchimichangawhoneedssom3148
      @thatchimichangawhoneedssom3148 7 років тому +1

      JUDAS PRIEST!!!!!

  • @dec13666
    @dec13666 3 роки тому +340

    This should be an interesting event to see in Strongman Competitions

    • @InflamedGut
      @InflamedGut 3 роки тому +21

      yeah strongman for nerds edition you mean

    • @seife41
      @seife41 3 роки тому +2

      They do and did this actually

    • @mrthms3247
      @mrthms3247 3 роки тому +15

      @@InflamedGut the 90s are calling you, they want his stereotype back

    • @InflamedGut
      @InflamedGut 2 роки тому

      @CGS *isn't an insult

  • @RicoTheExMongolianSlave
    @RicoTheExMongolianSlave 6 років тому +2638

    *You lack the required stats to wield this weapon properly*

  • @Renkler98
    @Renkler98 7 років тому +5827

    Obviously, he can't use the sword because he needs:
    24Fo
    18De
    20Inte
    20Faith

    • @Italian_Isaac_Clarke
      @Italian_Isaac_Clarke 6 років тому +41

      nice

    • @anamggss
      @anamggss 6 років тому +143

      Especially me, because in real life, I have 0 Inte
      Edit: Okay I actually have -1 inte

    • @JSterling812
      @JSterling812 6 років тому +113

      I have 0 Faith.

    • @Joy-le9fy
      @Joy-le9fy 6 років тому +15

      you need faith to who?

    • @Ropewatch
      @Ropewatch 6 років тому +25

      Joy30
      You don't need to have faith towards something. Willpower counts too. Miracles are Magic too. But with willpower.

  • @czechmex88
    @czechmex88 8 років тому +4301

    Doesn't count. Left arm has to be broken

    • @Zboobfather
      @Zboobfather 8 років тому +70

      lmao right !

    • @nothingtodo183
      @nothingtodo183 8 років тому +31

      sorta not really
      he wielded the sword before the arm broke and tbh i prefer that version anyway since he had a shield and im left handed

    • @jacobsmith8014
      @jacobsmith8014 8 років тому

      lol

    • @nemanjaz.9113
      @nemanjaz.9113 8 років тому +14

      wouldnt matter. i think artotias just drags the sword and swings it.

    • @rudestdudest826
      @rudestdudest826 8 років тому +2

      +Troller Inc. oder auch deine mutter no he actually holds it up

  • @Nazo-kage
    @Nazo-kage 4 роки тому +397

    When he calls out “I have the power”
    I’m thinking:
    you lift it up any higher you’re going to hit the lights and you’re going to get a lightning bolt going through that thing all right.

    • @ultimatenoise5792
      @ultimatenoise5792 4 роки тому +57

      That's what he was trying to do to get a weapon buff

    • @j.vinton4039
      @j.vinton4039 3 роки тому +17

      He man reference went right over your head

    • @sadnairepsn
      @sadnairepsn 3 роки тому +14

      False. We all know you cant infuse lightning on Artorias' greatsword so hes fine.

    • @Nazo-kage
      @Nazo-kage 3 роки тому +2

      @@sadnairepsn yeah but I’m pretty sure does jack squat with protecting you from lightning damage.

    • @MrReubenTishkoff
      @MrReubenTishkoff 3 роки тому +7

      That's a He-Man reference, for the young ones.

  • @connorstaggs1691
    @connorstaggs1691 7 років тому +893

    now break one of their arms and make them do a flip

    • @leeworley6727
      @leeworley6727 6 років тому +29

      McChicken turn his ego into a savage wolf and have him scream griffith too

    • @brandonlinnane9830
      @brandonlinnane9830 6 років тому +2

      Lee Worley lol

    • @mikansan8216
      @mikansan8216 6 років тому +2

      And make them swing around at the speed of freaking sound with their bad arm.

    • @mikansan8216
      @mikansan8216 6 років тому

      While wearing a ton of armour

    • @jack_hunt1103
      @jack_hunt1103 4 роки тому

      @@leeworley6727 and having a potato gf

  • @mikeblxde4735
    @mikeblxde4735 7 років тому +532

    Now try the fume ultra greatsword

    • @AlterFoxEast
      @AlterFoxEast 6 років тому +46

      Thats like a 4m slab of pure stone. It would weigh like tons

    • @somethingcool7865
      @somethingcool7865 6 років тому +12

      Ledo’s hammer

    • @AlterFoxEast
      @AlterFoxEast 6 років тому +2

      I can't fathom with the amount of strength needed to lift it.

    • @crashtagiyevpirt
      @crashtagiyevpirt 6 років тому +4

      Smough hammer)

    • @somethingcool7865
      @somethingcool7865 6 років тому +5

      Ledo’s greathammer is the heaviest weapon in the game what do you mean smough’s hammer

  • @darkness2160
    @darkness2160 4 роки тому +6591

    First guy:
    Intelligence 40
    Strength 9
    Second guy:
    Strength 30
    Intelligence 10

    • @9b_35_sheershshrivastava8
      @9b_35_sheershshrivastava8 4 роки тому +245

      He lack only had 16 streath wasn't able to attack

    • @Jose-ew7xg
      @Jose-ew7xg 4 роки тому +111

      Youd be surprise how many ripped and buff (young)doctors exist

    • @Jose-ew7xg
      @Jose-ew7xg 4 роки тому +3

      DMG true that 😂

    • @firenationlord5245
      @firenationlord5245 4 роки тому +2

      How many pounds is that sword?

    • @Otgel
      @Otgel 4 роки тому +7

      @@Jose-ew7xg yeah my first build was 28 strength 40 inteligence so i was practically the maldest monkey alive

  • @connorbrackin722
    @connorbrackin722 4 роки тому +167

    "You lack the requirements to wield this weapon effectively"

  • @rtdddfesfdfsfgaseg539
    @rtdddfesfdfsfgaseg539 7 років тому +397

    Unable to wield this weapon effectively with present attributes

  • @HUNTERSDREAM
    @HUNTERSDREAM 8 років тому +479

    Meanwhile, Sif holds it with his mouth.

  • @JVarley9001
    @JVarley9001 8 років тому +182

    Now do a flip with it.

  • @sooty3000
    @sooty3000 4 роки тому +387

    That guy should be doing Souls emotes, wasted opportunity

  • @JuanCruz-un9jy
    @JuanCruz-un9jy 6 років тому +327

    Next: Fume Ultra Greatsword.

    • @logantaylor1606
      @logantaylor1606 4 роки тому +3

      Juanito El Oso I will not like this comment, for it is “nice”

    • @brandontveit5076
      @brandontveit5076 4 роки тому +2

      Dragon Tooth

    • @snakewynd
      @snakewynd 4 роки тому

      @@brandontveit5076 plus Havel's armor xD

  • @Ckn0625
    @Ckn0625 6 років тому +317

    "Opens door" I think I'll skip the gym today

  • @TheAngryDango
    @TheAngryDango 8 років тому +302

    Well the thing is that they are trying to hold it like a regular sword lol

    • @devilsasuke619
      @devilsasuke619 8 років тому +38

      you need to meet a cute pink dango

    • @jonathanbland7980
      @jonathanbland7980 8 років тому +10

      there's a reason they hold it over their shoulder

    • @TheAngryDango
      @TheAngryDango 8 років тому +7

      hi there even in the game they don't use it like a regular sword

    • @TheAngryDango
      @TheAngryDango 8 років тому

      ***** That's not what I meant...

    • @TheAngryDango
      @TheAngryDango 8 років тому

      ***** no, you don't use your wrist to hold it up, you swing it about like a club

  • @Anthonnnnn
    @Anthonnnnn 4 роки тому +164

    Imagine a guy lifting it easily with one hand

    • @logantaylor1606
      @logantaylor1606 4 роки тому +12

      500 Subscribers without videos and imagine him spamming L1 while two-handing it 😂

    • @Jason-..-
      @Jason-..- 4 роки тому +1

      The rock can do it

    • @cosmicflamek3y183
      @cosmicflamek3y183 2 роки тому

      Artorias with it in off hand belike

    • @DeathLore
      @DeathLore 2 роки тому +2

      Yeah he has a mechanical arm with a cannon and crossbow

  • @KaletheQuick
    @KaletheQuick 7 років тому +441

    These guy's faith isn't high enough. I don't even think they PRAISE THE SUN.

    • @artoriasbenoit
      @artoriasbenoit 6 років тому +8

      hey look a comment that isn't a salty basement dweller and a real sunbro, thank god, I thought I was getting consumed by an abyss of edgy pvp invaders

    • @pluschy7886
      @pluschy7886 6 років тому +1

      Knight Artorias of The Abyss I know artorias I know....

    • @IsaiahAmos017
      @IsaiahAmos017 5 років тому

      How could they not praise the sun it’s like a magnificent father

  • @justyouraveragememester5037
    @justyouraveragememester5037 8 років тому +284

    Good. you picked it up. now swing it

    • @youpi403
      @youpi403 8 років тому +1

      haha

    • @dermafga
      @dermafga 8 років тому +15

      He would have killed about 3-82 Men and Women around him ^^ Slash dmg+20

    • @dddddddd8019
      @dddddddd8019 8 років тому +20

      now fight the abyss

    • @TheVirginityThief
      @TheVirginityThief 7 років тому +1

      AwesomeGuy360 His arm would snap right off lol

    • @Shadow_Dragon55
      @Shadow_Dragon55 7 років тому +1

      Dark Steel not if he went whit the blade until gravity stopped it

  • @bigdave9649
    @bigdave9649 5 років тому +304

    “If only I had a chance” - [Collapse gesture]

  • @marksman_2532
    @marksman_2532 4 роки тому +527

    0:12 Me waiting for my parents to stop talking

    • @SilvaKnight
      @SilvaKnight 4 роки тому +1

      Among Us pic. So funny, I laughed a lot

    • @tokyo-7819
      @tokyo-7819 3 роки тому +8

      @@SilvaKnight That wasn’t even the joke 😅

    • @derhans2619
      @derhans2619 3 роки тому +1

      joke is great

  • @Rigel_6
    @Rigel_6 8 років тому +321

    Not enough str, huh? What, maybe they leveled dex too?

    • @davidguckenheimer4748
      @davidguckenheimer4748 8 років тому

      maybe intelligence? or faith?

    • @Rigel_6
      @Rigel_6 8 років тому +3

      David Guckenheimer You did get the joke, right? Come on, you gotta get this joke...

    • @davidguckenheimer4748
      @davidguckenheimer4748 8 років тому +2

      I did xD

    • @hentaifappersupreme9312
      @hentaifappersupreme9312 8 років тому

      Took me a long as time but i did lmao

    • @Rigel_6
      @Rigel_6 8 років тому

      David Guckenheimer Oh, good. I was worried I was making dad jokes...

  • @Ankudamurderer
    @Ankudamurderer 8 років тому +169

    Broken arm, eh? How can you tell me that that's going to stop you?

    • @coin2094
      @coin2094 8 років тому +67

      Anku it didn't stop Artorias

    • @jessehawkins5239
      @jessehawkins5239 7 років тому

      Hes just a coward, he prolly gave up at the asylum demon

  • @malango255
    @malango255 8 років тому +335

    Come on! I one hand it with Fumes UGS in my off hand!

    • @magnusito3667
      @magnusito3667 8 років тому +2

      Why don't you use Artorias Sword on the off hand instead, I mean WTF dude, its special attacks only work on the off hand.

    • @RaqueteQuizumba
      @RaqueteQuizumba 8 років тому +4

      +Magnusito unfortunately in ds3 its just normal

    • @lucasparzanini9658
      @lucasparzanini9658 8 років тому +5

      Yes, he definately is not the Chosen Undead hahaha

    • @KenjiAsakura09
      @KenjiAsakura09 8 років тому +7

      Shoot.... Even blue, malnourished, Giraffe-necked Dragons can lift that

    • @MariaPerez-wc1kx
      @MariaPerez-wc1kx 7 років тому

      Magnusito
      303

  • @j.vinton4039
    @j.vinton4039 4 роки тому +89

    “I HAVE THE POWER!”
    I haven’t heard a He-Man reference is so long. 🔥

  • @punnily7743
    @punnily7743 7 років тому +291

    When you only level faith up and want a better build.

  • @ZenakuShinigami
    @ZenakuShinigami 8 років тому +73

    "can't use weapon efficiently"

  • @pedrodarosamello64
    @pedrodarosamello64 8 років тому +128

    Nice, now try Fume Ultra Greatsword

  • @sevrenhoover6858
    @sevrenhoover6858 3 роки тому +57

    Guts: “Hold my Dragonslayer.”
    *proceeds to one hand the sword with ease*

  • @thatonepanch
    @thatonepanch 8 років тому +211

    they have to hold it with their mouths and get on all fours

    • @wigheard1988
      @wigheard1988 6 років тому +5

      too soon :(

    • @Tiger_V20
      @Tiger_V20 6 років тому

      Or just hold it with their left hand only

  • @GB-sh9st
    @GB-sh9st 9 років тому +175

    That guy is like a real life Mac from always sunny in philadelphia

    • @jacobgruber388
      @jacobgruber388 9 років тому +10

      Holy crap, you're right! He did all of the fighting moves and probably woosh sounds

    • @lxXSuddenDeathXxl
      @lxXSuddenDeathXxl 9 років тому +8

      Except Mac thinks he is strong...he'll probably struggle while lifting it & most likely drop it on someone haha

    • @AbdElWadoudIkhlef
      @AbdElWadoudIkhlef 9 років тому +2

      +Garrett Butler lol i was looking for this comment :'D

    • @stevenlrussell
      @stevenlrussell 9 років тому +1

      +Garrett Butler *Dead*

    • @IroNMetalliC01
      @IroNMetalliC01 9 років тому +2

      Haha Oh my god man you killed me you nailed it well done!! he was pissing me off but then you made it funny well done👍😂😂

  • @arich7072
    @arich7072 7 років тому +1005

    Dancing gym guy is creepy lol

    • @badfozziebear446
      @badfozziebear446 6 років тому +20

      total casul

    • @m2xsz441
      @m2xsz441 6 років тому +95

      He going over board with the emotes

    • @ironbi04
      @ironbi04 6 років тому +22

      he looks like Brucie from GTA IV

    • @renno2679
      @renno2679 5 років тому +10

      yeah but he's hot so that means it's cute and funny

    • @Monyato
      @Monyato 5 років тому +7

      Wild Doggo bruh. He looks like a total chad.

  • @justsomeguywithoutamustach6031
    @justsomeguywithoutamustach6031 3 роки тому +61

    now we need the OLD KINGS GREATHAMMER

  • @EatWorldEGO
    @EatWorldEGO 8 років тому +270

    Why does maroon shirt guy keep dancing? Dude stop, I am dying of second hand embarrassment. 0:13

    • @j4kfr05t5
      @j4kfr05t5 8 років тому +35

      He's compensating for something.
      He was doing movie kung fu moves to look cool. Why he thought that was a good idea, i'll never know

    • @PaperLigers
      @PaperLigers 8 років тому +38

      he was being funny about preparing for a feat of physical strength. calm down awkward weirdo

    • @j4kfr05t5
      @j4kfr05t5 8 років тому +36

      +Drew Potvin In this situation, maroon shirt guy is the one who came out as an awkward weirdo. If anyone laughed it was at him, not with him.

    • @ananaithnid7495
      @ananaithnid7495 8 років тому +14

      That was the general point. He quite obviously wasn't doing it seriously. It's called humour. If only a primitive form.

    • @PaperLigers
      @PaperLigers 8 років тому +3

      TizzmantineUK they had him there to lift a supposedly heavy object. What does that require?

  • @PhantomAlucard
    @PhantomAlucard 8 років тому +103

    Congrats. Now you inherit the curse of the Abyss. Have fun.

    • @Fraggr92
      @Fraggr92 7 років тому

      PhantomAlucard Sweet. Where do i sign up?

  • @8era671
    @8era671 8 років тому +99

    0:44 When you don't have enough equip load

  • @ezpzgz
    @ezpzgz 4 роки тому +46

    "most iconic sword in ds.."
    Giant Dad : "are you sure about that?'

  • @NeoNitku2009
    @NeoNitku2009 9 років тому +134

    But Artorias is also bigger than a ordinary human so lets consider that... He was a true hero though...

    • @echoghost6250
      @echoghost6250 9 років тому +6

      Excuses, excuses. All you mortals do is give excuses. Well guess what? I wear heavy a$$ armor while wielding my sword. And to top that off, mine is a bit bigger.

    • @NeoNitku2009
      @NeoNitku2009 9 років тому +13

      Echo Ghost You are a echo ghost, nothing more than a fake. And your english in not arcane. Thou shall not speakest to me.

    • @echoghost6250
      @echoghost6250 9 років тому +1

      +NeoNitku2009 Why would I be speaking arcane English? If anything, I'd be speaking Spanish!!! lol
      Besides, I don't speak at all. lmao

    • @NeoNitku2009
      @NeoNitku2009 9 років тому

      Echo Ghost Neither do i. LOL

    • @yam_yas
      @yam_yas 8 років тому +7

      +NeoNitku2009 it's bigger when he wields it

  • @420illion
    @420illion 8 років тому +184

    Try Fumes ultra greatsword next

    • @rosellyn9786
      @rosellyn9786 8 років тому +7

      two smogh hamers

    • @MrTakatschun
      @MrTakatschun 8 років тому +1

      In powerstance

    • @rosellyn9786
      @rosellyn9786 8 років тому

      Yup

    • @rosellyn9786
      @rosellyn9786 8 років тому +6

      He probably will break his back and shoulders if he's not careful he might need to upgrade his strength

    • @420illion
      @420illion 8 років тому +4

      carmen osorio Nah not only Strength he also needs Vitality to carry the weight

  • @Awahl415
    @Awahl415 8 років тому +239

    I only need 1 hand....

  • @MrJustonemorevoice
    @MrJustonemorevoice 2 роки тому +3

    "This is what all that protein powder is for"
    *Zyzz smiles*

  • @Max2ds
    @Max2ds 4 роки тому +472

    First guy: can’t lift, broke arm
    Second guy: *tries and fails
    Me in my head: “I could totally lift that”
    Me in real life: *hasn’t carried more than 12 lbs

    • @szeth5287
      @szeth5287 4 роки тому +4

      I carry people

    • @nicolascouselo1376
      @nicolascouselo1376 4 роки тому +3

      I curl 22 lbs with dumbells and i dont think i can lift that sword lol

    • @Oreosmilkshake
      @Oreosmilkshake 4 роки тому +6

      12 ??? tell me that's a joke dude please

    • @AKAxeMan
      @AKAxeMan 4 роки тому +1

      @Jesus mf Christ how many accessories do you have strapped to your rifle to make it weigh 12 pounds?

    • @user-fz3ip3ke8p
      @user-fz3ip3ke8p 4 роки тому +13

      @@AKAxeMan another rifle

  • @oshkoshbjosh
    @oshkoshbjosh 8 років тому +136

    You can tell that guy doesn't play games cuz one of his arms would've been stronger than the other... and that's enough to hold The Greatsword of Artorias.

    • @rialisi3449
      @rialisi3449 8 років тому +14

      Your comment made my day. Congrats. XD

    • @NeoExHades
      @NeoExHades 8 років тому

      I don't get it do you mean the right hand is stronger for pressing the roll button all the time or what ?

    • @oshkoshbjosh
      @oshkoshbjosh 8 років тому +10

      Destiny108☆ I'll give you a hint, it involves holding a man's sword!

    • @Marek21SK
      @Marek21SK 8 років тому +2

      top kek

    • @NeoExHades
      @NeoExHades 8 років тому +1

      Joshua Langston
      Ah I see you are referring to one hand holding. I have recently upgraded STR to hold with one hand the Black Knight sword that one of the black knights dropped, slow but powerful 220 atk ... !!!
      It looks like Guts sword from Berserk !
      Oh yeah I was always wondering why Guts was bothering with such heavy armor in Berserk. Well now thanks to Dark Souls agressive opposition I have understood why, it's because one needs protection while preparing for assault with such massive weapon. My wanderer has become heavily armored.

  • @Cybermoonmage
    @Cybermoonmage 8 років тому +254

    you need havel's ring son

    • @ludovicariccardi6201
      @ludovicariccardi6201 6 років тому +1

      Havel The Rock You won.

    • @stardustcomet4714
      @stardustcomet4714 6 років тому

      Havel The Rock I still have the one thing that you hate more than dragons, magic... Also, I can carry a sword, just not THAT sword.

  • @hassanaz1411
    @hassanaz1411 4 роки тому +6

    1:08
    It would be more funnier if he said this is why i have invested all my Souls in Strength build

  • @hmmyou2544
    @hmmyou2544 6 років тому +36

    There's a problem. Artorias wields it one handed, and does flips with it. Plus, the Chosen Undead, or the Ashen One doesn't wield it in the same way as a straightsword; they test the blade on the shoulder and use its weight to create momentum for the swing. Ignoring the one handed and broken arm bullshit Artorias does, could they even wield it that way, as the Player does?

  • @dreadvoid5068
    @dreadvoid5068 7 років тому +60

    artorias broke his arm, NO EXCUSES. lol

  • @sgtmajorfish189
    @sgtmajorfish189 6 років тому +272

    now try lift berserks dragonslayer

    • @Chopper51138
      @Chopper51138 6 років тому +26

      Edward Godding lol that sword weighs more than a couple of these dorks put together.

    • @victin664
      @victin664 6 років тому +12

      then try lifting Smough.

    • @PeachDragon_
      @PeachDragon_ 6 років тому

      Edward Godding dude those are like... 200kg

    • @raccoon225
      @raccoon225 6 років тому +3

      If im not wrong im heard that the guts sword is like 500kg

    • @MightyGuts7423
      @MightyGuts7423 6 років тому +2

      Supposedly it's around 3 to 400 pounds.

  • @NillHp
    @NillHp 2 роки тому +2

    my caracter in ds:
    ITS ABOUT DRIVE ITS ABOUT POWER

  • @jacobsmith8014
    @jacobsmith8014 8 років тому +114

    dam artorias you be lifting yet you're arms look like noodles

    • @hrntt2184
      @hrntt2184 8 років тому +25

      his legs are worse lol

    • @jacobsmith8014
      @jacobsmith8014 8 років тому +1

      Yeah lol

    • @akumakazenoryu
      @akumakazenoryu 8 років тому +8

      you got to have a lot of strenght but that's not really it.... its about balance and grip... you can say fighting with this sword is a matter of using its inertia... it would be inefective for long battles tho... unless you are someone like the mountain

    • @UberJesus
      @UberJesus 8 років тому +13

      "Ineffective for long battles."
      I think you meant to say
      "Ineffective for all battles."

    • @MajorNyberg
      @MajorNyberg 8 років тому +4

      Well.. he is like 3 to 3.5 meters tall + all the "it's magic" reasons.

  • @cordisdie1913
    @cordisdie1913 8 років тому +62

    Pfft, lift smoughs hammer, then were talking

  • @mellowboar9160
    @mellowboar9160 7 років тому +474

    If I can ask...
    Wtf is up with that guy?

    • @SifArtorias
      @SifArtorias 6 років тому +79

      He injected himself with Bull testosterone.

    • @ironbi04
      @ironbi04 6 років тому +18

      @@SifArtorias Bullshark Testosterone

    • @IWantToStayAtYourHouse
      @IWantToStayAtYourHouse 5 років тому +5

      nah he just works out like a normal person

    • @SifArtorias
      @SifArtorias 5 років тому +33

      Yes, because normal people do this 0:13
      Yeah, I'm aware it's probably just to be entertaining/for show. Laugh a little.

    • @Derpis03
      @Derpis03 5 років тому +1

      Steroids is a beast

  • @silas5704
    @silas5704 4 роки тому +6

    0:06 redshirt guy staring on the floor

  • @alekkoha7578
    @alekkoha7578 7 років тому +68

    Now they need to hold Havels Dragon Tooth!!!

  • @boxysoxy2342
    @boxysoxy2342 8 років тому +73

    They should make Greatsword now, see who could lift that

    • @sheluvmarco8626
      @sheluvmarco8626 8 років тому +9

      They need to make a demons greathammer

    • @nolanelton7175
      @nolanelton7175 8 років тому +4

      Matthew Wade or a FUGS

    • @peyl9323
      @peyl9323 7 років тому

      Matthew Wade

    • @doktorhex4248
      @doktorhex4248 6 років тому +1

      Gargoyle Weapons or a Lifesize version of Yhorms Machete and the Dragonslayer Greataxe

  • @thegirthquake8574
    @thegirthquake8574 8 років тому +244

    >Gitting gud intensifies

  • @noise3312
    @noise3312 2 роки тому +5

    He didn’t put it on his shoulder
    0\10

  • @danteleinguard9079
    @danteleinguard9079 8 років тому +337

    that's a toothpick for Guts

    • @justagamethrower
      @justagamethrower 8 років тому +46

      Yet again,anime ruins something glorious

    • @Swordmaster7th
      @Swordmaster7th 7 років тому +130

      Ya know, Berserk inspired Demon's Souls in the very beginning.

    • @zefanyalt5944
      @zefanyalt5944 7 років тому +18

      Dante Leinguard count it as guts first greatsword

    • @danteleinguard9079
      @danteleinguard9079 7 років тому +1

      Zefanya Lt lol ya

    • @engagepwner3396
      @engagepwner3396 7 років тому +6

      Actually gut's great sword is only 300 pounds... this sword is around the same size and weight 225 pounds isn't bad.

  • @WeebTM2311
    @WeebTM2311 8 років тому +36

    If that is made by the Man at Arms guys, that thing is about 96% steel. Maybe more.

    • @mysteretsym
      @mysteretsym 6 років тому +1

      Thats insanely heavy then. Wow lol and especially since you’re picking it way off its center of gravity

    • @fordalols7479
      @fordalols7479 6 років тому

      Romeo not heavy tho

    • @Kishuy
      @Kishuy 6 років тому +1

      I thought the Man At Arms guys had sharpen this thing, I would be terrified if that thing was truly sharpen like Ben does his normal blades.

    • @rumorstormblade7180
      @rumorstormblade7180 6 років тому

      Kishuy wouldn't matter much, greatswords were more meant to smash than cut, especially those with wide beveled edges. They cut through the power and momentum of the swing, and not particularly the sharpness of the edge, although have a blade edge sharp with a double concave bevel would make the weight of the sword slice through anything like anime nippon steel.

  • @kjb1998
    @kjb1998 8 років тому +116

    Bean Pole ahead.

  • @heyyou9472
    @heyyou9472 3 роки тому +1

    *nobody tried to do a point down.*
    for shame.

  • @SevenDayGaming
    @SevenDayGaming 8 років тому +67

    Funny, all the guys at Man at Arms could lift it.

    • @Venicilia
      @Venicilia 8 років тому +12

      Yeah, but they all make and lift those swords for a living. Just because these guys might be the same size as some at Man at Arms, doesn't mean they have the same muscle strength.
      But then again they are just trying to make it seem like it's far heavier than it actually is. It's really heavy, far more than any historical sword, but not THAT heavy.

    • @SevenDayGaming
      @SevenDayGaming 8 років тому +4

      That does not in any way disprove my point that these guys are wimps.

    • @Venicilia
      @Venicilia 8 років тому +3

      ***** Wasn't trying to either, I wasjust pointing something out.

    • @SevenDayGaming
      @SevenDayGaming 8 років тому +1

      Something I already know, but thanks anyway.

    • @TheVirginityThief
      @TheVirginityThief 7 років тому +1

      Seven Day Lifting it is one thing, welding is another.

  • @clydewy
    @clydewy 6 років тому +34

    Next: Ludwig's holy moonlight blade. (Bossfight size)

  • @northstar8818
    @northstar8818 8 років тому +98

    My buddy Arto' called. He needeth his sword back for thou art not worth its power.

    • @kingbrit4583
      @kingbrit4583 6 років тому

      Hey ornstein! How ya doing?
      still impaled on forgotten kings sword'?

  • @getstew
    @getstew 3 роки тому +1

    Guy in the purple shirt. There is nobody douchier.