Since this guy has achieved instant Duodecillion by life 1, I will now write the story of Jesus Christ going to Burger King and killing WillemPickle Figgleston and becoming God (again). Due to the way that this story works, along with the fact my creativity unfortunately died due to the severe budget cuts, this one will be on the short side. After Jesus Christ left that McDonalds due to the whole Beef Bastard scandal, he did say that he preferred Burger King after. The closest Burger King was a simple walk away, so Jesus Christ got to the Burger King. Jesus Christ asked the employee (no shenanigans this time) for 5 whoppers, and then, 6 more whoppers. Jesus Christ was handed 11 whoppers instead of 5 whoppers and 6 more whoppers, which set off his wrath. He decided he wouldn't do anything, since the Burger King employees had a combined IQ of 351. There's 7 workers. Jesus Christ takes a bite out of the whoppers, and notices that the whopper doesn't have the signature sauce. Jesus Christ then uses his omnipotence to call upon WillemPickle Figgleston, of which, Jesus knows thatWillemPickle Figgleston knows the secret to sauces. Willemppickle Fliggyston saves Jesus Christ's Whoppers by coating them in his invention, mayonnaise. Jesus Christ was OUTRAGED. He used the wrath and newfound anger to send WillemPickle Figgleston to the cube bath. The cube bath is an elaborate labryinth slathered in mayonnaise. Just coating it. If you touch the mayonnaise, it gets worse. WIllemPickle Figgleston was also given gills, so he wouldn't die. Jesus Christ then used divine powers to curse the Burger King to forever be the rioting place, which is why Burger King was banned in World War 2, Prohibition, the fall of the Chinese Empire, The Release of the NES and SNES, and most importantly, April 6th. Burger King would also be closed on December 1st, to commederate those that celebrate evil Christmas. Jesus Christ then decided fast food wasn't worth it, and decided to rename a Wendy's s'ydneW. AFter this, Jesus Christ would invent Sydney, Australia. Australia was also invented. Like and subscribe before Jesus Christ becomes North America. Jesus Christ would also like to say: "Lassos are useless."
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Since this guy has achieved instant Duodecillion by life 1, I will now write the story of Jesus Christ going to Burger King and killing WillemPickle Figgleston and becoming God (again). Due to the way that this story works, along with the fact my creativity unfortunately died due to the severe budget cuts, this one will be on the short side. After Jesus Christ left that McDonalds due to the whole Beef Bastard scandal, he did say that he preferred Burger King after. The closest Burger King was a simple walk away, so Jesus Christ got to the Burger King. Jesus Christ asked the employee (no shenanigans this time) for 5 whoppers, and then, 6 more whoppers. Jesus Christ was handed 11 whoppers instead of 5 whoppers and 6 more whoppers, which set off his wrath. He decided he wouldn't do anything, since the Burger King employees had a combined IQ of 351. There's 7 workers. Jesus Christ takes a bite out of the whoppers, and notices that the whopper doesn't have the signature sauce. Jesus Christ then uses his omnipotence to call upon WillemPickle Figgleston, of which, Jesus knows thatWillemPickle Figgleston knows the secret to sauces. Willemppickle Fliggyston saves Jesus Christ's Whoppers by coating them in his invention, mayonnaise. Jesus Christ was OUTRAGED. He used the wrath and newfound anger to send WillemPickle Figgleston to the cube bath. The cube bath is an elaborate labryinth slathered in mayonnaise. Just coating it. If you touch the mayonnaise, it gets worse. WIllemPickle Figgleston was also given gills, so he wouldn't die. Jesus Christ then used divine powers to curse the Burger King to forever be the rioting place, which is why Burger King was banned in World War 2, Prohibition, the fall of the Chinese Empire, The Release of the NES and SNES, and most importantly, April 6th. Burger King would also be closed on December 1st, to commederate those that celebrate evil Christmas. Jesus Christ then decided fast food wasn't worth it, and decided to rename a Wendy's s'ydneW. AFter this, Jesus Christ would invent Sydney, Australia. Australia was also invented. Like and subscribe before Jesus Christ becomes North America. Jesus Christ would also like to say: "Lassos are useless."