To celebrate the fact this man has finally gotten the True Overlord Device, which is obtained by getting 1 Trestrigintillion and up to 18+308 in Miner's Haven (assuming you have not obtained your daily Overlord's Telmaonster), I am going to write the true story of Jesus Christ going to McDonald's. When Jesus Christ, owner of the Heaven and probably not God depending on what branch of Christianity you like, was hungry, he wanted to go to McDonald's to get a cheeseburger, some fries and maybe a McFurry. Jesus Christ, owner of the heaven and probably not God depending on what color your shorts are tomorrow, said "THis Cheeseburger doesn't taste like cheese. It tastes like a burger!" He said it to the cashier by the way, which caused the cashier (named Deborah) to start yelling various obscenities i cannot rewrite here. Due to Deborah's Outrage, Deborah turned into a Dog Named Richard. Now With The Dog Named Richard, The Dog Named Richard decided "you know what? I'mma be the green toad." The green toad went out for a walk, some may even call it a hop, but the green tod (not short for overlord true device) went for his walk, the GREEN man walked in front of the green toad. The GREEN man asked the green toad where he doggy is, and so the gren tod sayd "Have you checked the cupboards?" to which, the GREEN Man sayd "I checked the cupboards- IS THAT JESUS CHRIST?" ANd so Jesus Christ was wlaking down the road, trying to open his stupid Big Mac box, when the Big Mac box actually protested against it. The big Mac inside turned alive, and ate my dog. After this incident, Jesus Christ decided to be known as the "Beef Bastard", where he would turn all beef burgers into chili dogs. This worked well for all 3 chili dog fans, not including Sonica, the headgshhog. WillemPickle Figglywiggly quickly caught a cold, and then the wind of the fact that Jesus Christ was now known as the Beef Bastard. To save his mayonnaise company, WillemPickleFigglywiggly renamed himself to WillernPickle Figgleston to ensure no Beef Bastardry would go on anymore. If you're wondering about Jesus Christ's cheeseburger and fries, the fries were consulmed. The Cheeseburger was unfortunately caught in the crossifre of getting Beef Bastarded, so the Cheeseburger would be reborn as a cow, but now with the trauma of 79 Men Locked INside The Mental Hospital, meaning the cow was very traumatized. The Cow Then SAID "OH BUT IF GOD GOOD WHY BAD THINGS HAPPEN" without acknowledging that the bad things happen because of YOU. The Cow Then proceeded to Rename itself to Jessee Mcree, which went well for the Cow. The Cow then lived a happy and succesful life, before becoming the cheeseburger again. This is because of the fact cows cannot be saved from the bees. The bees then walked on with their day. Unfortunately, the bees stopped walking because Jesus Christ himself walked into the room. They started dying. This is because Jesus Christ is incredibly radiant, making him unable to survive the radiance of the sun. The truth is, that the bees actually just wanted to die. Jesus Christ then decided that McDonald's is actually worse for him than Burger King, and then he went to GameStop to buy Halo 3 for the Xbox 360. After playing the entirety of Halo 3 (for the Xbox 360) he then went to Burger King, where Catherine, the same cashier from Costco saw him again. The truth is, even though Catherine stole the entirety of Jesus Christ's identity, she still had a soft spot for Jesus. So after Jesus Christ encountered Catherine, he almost struck her with God's wrath, but instead decided to strike her with enough copies of Garfield: The Movie (2004) to overflow a bargain bin. The Costco Employees cleaned up the Garfield: The Movies and instead decided to give JEsus Christ the best game of them all: SUPER MARIO BROTHERS 2 SU-SU-SUPER MARIO BROTHERS TWO BABY! Like and Subscribe and I will write the adventures of Jesus Christ going to Burger King and killing WillemPickle Figgleston.
To celebrate the fact this man has finally gotten the True Overlord Device, which is obtained by getting 1 Trestrigintillion and up to 18+308 in Miner's Haven (assuming you have not obtained your daily Overlord's Telmaonster), I am going to write the true story of Jesus Christ going to McDonald's. When Jesus Christ, owner of the Heaven and probably not God depending on what branch of Christianity you like, was hungry, he wanted to go to McDonald's to get a cheeseburger, some fries and maybe a McFurry. Jesus Christ, owner of the heaven and probably not God depending on what color your shorts are tomorrow, said "THis Cheeseburger doesn't taste like cheese. It tastes like a burger!" He said it to the cashier by the way, which caused the cashier (named Deborah) to start yelling various obscenities i cannot rewrite here. Due to Deborah's Outrage, Deborah turned into a Dog Named Richard. Now With The Dog Named Richard, The Dog Named Richard decided "you know what? I'mma be the green toad." The green toad went out for a walk, some may even call it a hop, but the green tod (not short for overlord true device) went for his walk, the GREEN man walked in front of the green toad. The GREEN man asked the green toad where he doggy is, and so the gren tod sayd "Have you checked the cupboards?" to which, the GREEN Man sayd "I checked the cupboards- IS THAT JESUS CHRIST?" ANd so Jesus Christ was wlaking down the road, trying to open his stupid Big Mac box, when the Big Mac box actually protested against it. The big Mac inside turned alive, and ate my dog. After this incident, Jesus Christ decided to be known as the "Beef Bastard", where he would turn all beef burgers into chili dogs. This worked well for all 3 chili dog fans, not including Sonica, the headgshhog. WillemPickle Figglywiggly quickly caught a cold, and then the wind of the fact that Jesus Christ was now known as the Beef Bastard. To save his mayonnaise company, WillemPickleFigglywiggly renamed himself to WillernPickle Figgleston to ensure no Beef Bastardry would go on anymore. If you're wondering about Jesus Christ's cheeseburger and fries, the fries were consulmed. The Cheeseburger was unfortunately caught in the crossifre of getting Beef Bastarded, so the Cheeseburger would be reborn as a cow, but now with the trauma of 79 Men Locked INside The Mental Hospital, meaning the cow was very traumatized. The Cow Then SAID "OH BUT IF GOD GOOD WHY BAD THINGS HAPPEN" without acknowledging that the bad things happen because of YOU. The Cow Then proceeded to Rename itself to Jessee Mcree, which went well for the Cow. The Cow then lived a happy and succesful life, before becoming the cheeseburger again. This is because of the fact cows cannot be saved from the bees. The bees then walked on with their day. Unfortunately, the bees stopped walking because Jesus Christ himself walked into the room. They started dying. This is because Jesus Christ is incredibly radiant, making him unable to survive the radiance of the sun. The truth is, that the bees actually just wanted to die. Jesus Christ then decided that McDonald's is actually worse for him than Burger King, and then he went to GameStop to buy Halo 3 for the Xbox 360. After playing the entirety of Halo 3 (for the Xbox 360) he then went to Burger King, where Catherine, the same cashier from Costco saw him again. The truth is, even though Catherine stole the entirety of Jesus Christ's identity, she still had a soft spot for Jesus. So after Jesus Christ encountered Catherine, he almost struck her with God's wrath, but instead decided to strike her with enough copies of Garfield: The Movie (2004) to overflow a bargain bin. The Costco Employees cleaned up the Garfield: The Movies and instead decided to give JEsus Christ the best game of them all:
SUPER MARIO BROTHERS 2 SU-SU-SUPER MARIO BROTHERS TWO BABY! Like and Subscribe and I will write the adventures of Jesus Christ going to Burger King and killing WillemPickle Figgleston.
please for the love of Jesus Christ, owner of the heaven and probably not God depending on what color your shorts are tomorrow, get some help.
@@FadingUtopia na he just needs me :p